+Howard B that's not sexist it would be if he said that girls weren't capable of being a surgeon but that's not what he said. Just saying someone is a guy or a girl is not sexist. Just like saying someone is White, Black, or Hispanic isn't racist.
he should do a video where he'll fail at doing the surgery then he'll desperately try to resuscitate the food and have all his nurses or other doctors around 😂
***** Can't say i've ever seen these in my walmart. I'd be surprised if you can get your hands on syringes and needles that easily. Where I live it's next to impossible to get them even with a prescription.
HowToBasic evolved into The Food Surgeon! The Food Surgeon learned Calm Mind! The Food Surgeon is trying to learn Surgeon Abilities. *Replaced Rage with Surgeon Abilities* The Food Surgeon is trying to learn Precise Cut. *Replaced Mental Abilities with Precise Cut* (No offense bro.) The Food Surgeon leveled up!
Imagine this guy's recipes: Step 1: Take your scalpel and perform an I-cut on the bag Step 2: Use your tweezers and pull out 2 cookies Step 3: Once again use your scalpel and carefully carve off the cookie's top chocolate layer Step 4: Take your hypodermic needle full of 50 mL strawberry jelly and slowly squeeze out the jelly in a circular pattern on each cookie Step 5: Place on cookie in top of the other so that each jelly side is touching Step 6: Take your hypodermic needle full of 50 mL melted Nestle chocolate chips and squeeze out the chocolate around the connected area of the cookie Step 7: Enjoy!
Please come back, Food Surgery Senpai. 2019/2020 is your time to shine. I remember when you first came out I was a big fan of your unique style of ASMR that mixed creativity, comedy and brain tingles. Would love to see more content. Gonna try to get more people to see your channel.
Did you find the chocolate to be waxy at all? My mom says the quality of the chocolate has gown down a lot in recent years and I wanna know what a professional thinks.
It's actually not chocolate. It's "chocolate product." My dogs got into a box and we rushed them to the vet, and the vet said there is not enough chocolate in them to even bat an eye of worry.
Nicely done, doc! We gotta get you some of the more nightmarish instruments like surgical hooks, bone files, rongeurs, and trephines. It'd be only fitting for you to have some surgical spoons. And you need fenestrated drapes!
Another epic Food Surgeon video. Perfection! How about performing a eye lift on a Ribeye Steak? Blood transfusion on Blood Pudding? Lame suggestions, I know. Please please please give us our Food Surgeon new videos. We hunger for a new one.
heheheh. Always great. I can't wait to see what you do next. What about some green peppers with meat injections (stuffed peppers without being cut)? I know you'll think of something. :)
+Meow Mix I don't know what it stands for either, but yeah you're close. It's when certain sounds in a really silent background can give someone sensations like tingles and can help relax someone. That's all I know.
We can put two or more girl scout cookies and conjoin them together, turning their individual digestive systems into one, long, singular digestive system of a new, singular organism! It's 100% medically accurate!
The way he touches that cookie arouses me.
Cause your not weird
*you're
+Howard B that's not sexist it would be if he said that girls weren't capable of being a surgeon but that's not what he said. Just saying someone is a guy or a girl is not sexist. Just like saying someone is White, Black, or Hispanic isn't racist.
Ethan Folmar +1
Ethan Folmar it was sarcasm man. I'm aware.
How to basic became very calm and had bought alot of surgical equipment
Ansel San Diego righhhht
This is quickly becoming my favorite channel. Keep up the good work Doc
Dude, I think this guy is a doctor IRL
Lol
He is
He's not. He said it in an interview that he has no medical experience
+Ilovedogs12345 It's also in his description that he should not be allowed to perform actual surgery xD
+jagenmount where is this interview?
Any one else agree this is like a form of ASMR???
You should put cookies in the title... 0_o
LMAO
+monkey220ms no no no that is a perfect title
He should xD
+Nash Beasley lol so tru 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻
+monkey220ms XD hahahaha thats exactly what I thought
I guess you could say these cookies are in a... Sticky situation?
I'll show myself out now.
Hahahah nice!
L
lol
Gosh😑😑😏😆😂
Boring.
*Mother of Food Surgeon:* "Gosh darnit Danny! Are you wasting food again!?"
*Food Surgeon:* "Its called learning mom!!"
Lmao there is no way a kid could afford all this supplies
+B3A5T8D not expensive you can get everything he uses in his videos for 25$ off of amazon.
he should do a video where he'll fail at doing the surgery then he'll desperately try to resuscitate the food and have all his nurses or other doctors around 😂
yess he/she should I would love to watch that
his videos always calm me down... the hypnotizing effect of watching his hands @_@
No matter how many videos this guy puts out, I will never be satisfied. Please continue performing these amazing surgeries forever.
Well, he stopped seven years ago
That one was difficult to watch. There was heavy chocolate hemorrhaging there, but the surgery was a success. Congratulations doctor.
My sides has reached levels nothing could achieve
+Crazy Conspiratard So the level of the chances that there is content as good as this out there?
You, Sir, are an absolute genius! I applaud you on an operation perfectly performed!
The bite he takes at the end is the best, please keep that ending style in all of your videos!
The Jelly is pretty brilliant considering it's like a PB&J!
What did you say when you bought this surgical equipment? That you were going to put jelly in a syringe and do surgery on cookies?
"Surgically conjoined girl scouts" ...cookies- right? hehe... right????
You must have a great hook up for medical supplies.
THIS!!!
+Milky Cowish right
+Milky Cowish not syringes
***** Can't say i've ever seen these in my walmart. I'd be surprised if you can get your hands on syringes and needles that easily. Where I live it's next to impossible to get them even with a prescription.
+namicle I always find syringes outside in the backalley of Wal-Mart. ........
oh wait...
Excellent. Your editing has improved a lot and the cuts were much more natural and told a much more cohesive story.
HowToBasic evolved into The Food Surgeon!
The Food Surgeon learned Calm Mind!
The Food Surgeon is trying to learn Surgeon Abilities.
*Replaced Rage with Surgeon Abilities*
The Food Surgeon is trying to learn Precise Cut.
*Replaced Mental Abilities with Precise Cut* (No offense bro.)
The Food Surgeon leveled up!
It sounds as if the beeping is less intrusive than in a past video, that is admirable because it get's in the way of the surgical relaxation.
the jelly reminded me when I was kid and picked my nose a lot and get a big blob of blood
Lovely...
When you jerked off to it did a big blob of blood come out?
ew can you not
he seriously used the tweezers to open the box.
+Austin t The greatest cookie surgery of all time
TehOddMenOut The greatest surgery in general.
This gave me all kinds of tingles.
me too hah :-D
It's just so funny the patience this dude has to do these things
Harvest the organs of a pomegranate?
Would be interesting.
jason walker NO POMEGRANATES
I love this channel. It's the best sleeping pill for me to fall asleep.
The sounds from the camera make this so much better!
"Let's eat Grandma."
"Let's eat, Grandma."
Grammar saves lives.
people needs to know whats the difference of
"Your sh!t"
and
"You're sh!t"
+just commenting need*
+TheDerpGang damn my autocorrect
just commenting that's funny xD
***** mother of God
You gotta cut and paste those surgeon notes into the TH-cam space. You're website is amazing, but I fear most people will miss out on the great humor!
Imagine this guy's recipes:
Step 1: Take your scalpel and perform an I-cut on the bag
Step 2: Use your tweezers and pull out 2 cookies
Step 3: Once again use your scalpel and carefully carve off the cookie's top chocolate layer
Step 4: Take your hypodermic needle full of 50 mL strawberry jelly and slowly squeeze out the jelly in a circular pattern on each cookie
Step 5: Place on cookie in top of the other so that each jelly side is touching
Step 6: Take your hypodermic needle full of 50 mL melted Nestle chocolate chips and squeeze out the chocolate around the connected area of the cookie
Step 7: Enjoy!
Please come back, Food Surgery Senpai. 2019/2020 is your time to shine. I remember when you first came out I was a big fan of your unique style of ASMR that mixed creativity, comedy and brain tingles. Would love to see more content. Gonna try to get more people to see your channel.
These videos are so satisfying to watch
how many cameras do u have !
"sealing with molten chocolate is perhaps a futile endeavor. dat chocolate doe."
surgeon's notes on POINT.
Oh man, Those "Semi-Sweet Morsels" Are back!
You completed a successful surgery only to eat the finished product. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Why do I like this so much?? I'm not complaining, it's nice.
you've just answered your own question
+Lauurann Hollands Check out ASMR here. Its amazing. Lily ASMR, ASMRrequests, Heather Feather, and ASMR Angel are awesome!
Food surgeon I love watching your vids keep up the good work
Those notes... beautiful...
Most people don't realize this was actually the script for the prequel for the human centipede.
I love the tingly feeling in my brain i get everytime i watch these
ASMR
yea i know what its called XD
I love the feeling :)
Now I truly know why I subscribed to this channel.
Where are they getting all the equipment?
So satisfying to watch! I love these! Wonder if he'll ever accidentally rupture an artery or have a table death...
He would test it out with another patient you'll never know how many died before he got it perfect
+HA SY Yeah that's true. He's probably had lots of table deaths and patients die in recovery.
If he kept the footage he should call it in memorial
+TechnoGhost2124 An in memoriam video would be interesting.
+Beth Rivera Maybe a second channel for that
3:39 Alarm! Hairs on cookies!!!
+Ivan Sintar I saw it...it's at 3:35 on the right of the cookie!!!!
+Heaven Warner i'm not seeing it : (
+Prime27 sorry it's at 3:38 and on the right of the cookie
+Heaven Warner got it, thx
Looks like a pube.
What did he do to that cookie.
this channel is growing so fast man
Why are these videos so satisfying?
Guy at interview asks, "What do you do in your free time?" Yeah I do surgery on foods
Did you find the chocolate to be waxy at all? My mom says the quality of the chocolate has gown down a lot in recent years and I wanna know what a professional thinks.
It's actually not chocolate. It's "chocolate product." My dogs got into a box and we rushed them to the vet, and the vet said there is not enough chocolate in them to even bat an eye of worry.
y is this so calming
There's a hair to the upper right on the bottom cookie at 3:40
+Arianna Superstarz exactly 3:38, yep at the right!!!! gross
Where was the blood transfusion?
Such precision. Much Mastery. Very Skills.
I hope these don't go out of hand... Next thing you know he'll be dissecting an actual girl scout xD
You are a MAD Scientist creating things we aren't ready for not for another few decades at least.
aaaaaaah the sweet euphoric rush of a food surgeon video
+Curtis Haley its ASMR look it up on here.
I read the title and was like, "is this some Frankenstein shit"?
Nicely done, doc!
We gotta get you some of the more nightmarish instruments like surgical hooks, bone files, rongeurs, and trephines. It'd be only fitting for you to have some surgical spoons. And you need fenestrated drapes!
He's on a budget. That's why FOOD not people.
i dont think he is going to operate on any type of food that has bone cancer lol, but a trephine would be cool
Did anyone notice the hair on the cookie at 3:37?
This isn't surgery this is art
I want you to do a watermelon and a cantaloupe rind transplant
i have a theory that the food surgeon is actually a retired professionl surgeon who likes food
lmao idk that was a spur of the moment kinda thought
Is this Runforthecube's second channel?
if i become a girl scout and sell u some will u promise me to do this non-cruel experiment on them too?
My what a lovely curette!
I would of remelted the removed chocolate to seal the wound and help prevent rejection of the transplant .
Good God, this is some human centipede level level mad science
this channel is so quirky i love it
5& dollars a box in So Cal. ridiculous. I remember when they were 3$
You sir are getting much better.
PS. I Love You
Does this guy eat his food like this?
+The Food Surgeon LOVE THE SCRAPPING TOOL....American Samoa, like Saul Goodman shit for sure.. well done
at 3:38 theres a piece of lint in his jelly when he conjoins the cookies :/
part of me wonders how many times he has an idea and it doesn't work. I want a few failures that he can't take a second bite out of
Another epic Food Surgeon video. Perfection!
How about performing a eye lift on a Ribeye Steak? Blood transfusion on Blood Pudding? Lame suggestions, I know.
Please please please give us our Food Surgeon new videos. We hunger for a new one.
this dudes stuff cuh sell OUT on the block my man got some fresh ideas
Did you go to school for this?
I love your videos and keep doing what you do well
heheheh. Always great. I can't wait to see what you do next. What about some green peppers with meat injections (stuffed peppers without being cut)? I know you'll think of something. :)
There is a hair between cookies at 3:38
Having watch the Sausage Party trailer many, MANY times, I add in the screams of agony myself.
it's factory made right?
No, all girl scout cookies are made by hand by real Girl Scouts
he completed the full sequence
Lol these videos are so weird.. I love it.
better rename the title doc.. hahaha the real girl scouts are angry.. hahahah
Pomegranate dissection??? Please
Gwen Goldenberg NO NO NO NO POMEGRANATES
I feel like he's an actual surgeon in real life but just has too much free time.
so soothing to watch... mmh i love it
Forget the surgery! (eats all the cookies). 😋
Why couldn't you just put some jelly in between the bottoms of the cookies?
The videos are so mesmerizing.
This person has been reading comments, they know people are getting ASMR off of this stuff. :P
this is gonna sound dumb but what does ASMR stand for? I know it's something to do with quite videos
+Meow Mix I don't know what it stands for either, but yeah you're close. It's when certain sounds in a really silent background can give someone sensations like tingles and can help relax someone. That's all I know.
+thehsushoe hahaha Ya I see them everywhere oh and thank you it was such a detailed response ( I be came an English teacher jkjk)
We can put two or more girl scout cookies and conjoin them together, turning their individual digestive systems into one, long, singular digestive system of a new, singular organism!
It's 100% medically accurate!
reminds me of human centipede
your going to be big. I promise you that
This is some bomb ass surgery😂💯🔥
Please make more videos it's so satisfying
I wonder if the girl scout who sold him the cookies knew they were in for an interesting fate xD
Look at the way he strokes the package at 0:36! This is HowToBasic!
Ps there are more facts leading to this conclusion.
Maybe try using a microphone, it would be so cool to hear the sounds upclose:)