Here are some time stamps: When I will grow up I will be a army 1:01:41 My pledge is to help people who are uh 7:06 *I LOVE PAKISTAN* 11:03 girls casting a spell on Pakistan 21:30 To sacrifice my own life for Pakistan 12:37 My pledge is that I'll be a pilot 12:50 I'll be like Dr. Abdul Qadeer Khan who helped in making nuclear war 14:37 Agla world cup kiska hai? Pakistan! 20:20 I won't die for my nation but rather 15:47 I can't promise anything 12:30 I won't crash the air plane 1:05:03 Sponge Bob snuck in (screaming child) 16:08 Ty for 346 likes btw
FULL TIMESTAMPS for all interviews (0:00-21:35) 6:50 critical 7:06 my pledge is to help people who are uh who need uh for like poor uh people uh money and all this 7:24 soldier for pakistan 7:55 the basis of my nation will be the golden race of pakistan, unity faith and discipline lets eaerrrr 8:28 to country build in every aspect of pakistan every aspect everyone has to do that 8:56 work on achieve my goal and use that to benefit my country 9:15 feel proud to be a pakistani 9:41 to live for pakistan, to die for pakistan 9:50 keep my country clean and make it a better place for pakistan 10:08 serve my country to my last breath 10:15 pledge my heart and soul to my country 10:22 always stand for my country 10:28 my pledge is to for the betterment of my country and inshallah which i members for the betterment of my country 10:37 uhm uhm my pledge is that uh i will help all the people who are poor and uh uh dont have money in uh pakistan 10:50 ahem i pledge to end poverty and help the poor *marches away* 11:04 I LOVE PAKISTAN I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAN I LOVE PAKISTAN 11:17 i will finish all corruption and so we will prove that pakistan is not less than any other country, pakistans in da bag 11:30 pakistan will be the most educated in the country in the whole world, i promise 11:38 i will always stay united to my country 11:47 my pledge is to get pakistan remakrable position in the world 11:52 my pledge is to make pakistan a better muslim state 11:58 i will run a school like pisj and i will uh be the principal like mr ______ 12:06 i will serve my country (as long as) blood runs in my body 12:14 i will serve my country and make it come to ????? ?? of pakistan 12:22 to make my country the best in the world 12:26 i pledge to end terrorism in pakistan 12:31 uh i cant promise anything but i will do everything in my __ to help pakistan 12:38 to sacrifice🥵my own life😩for pakistan😈 12:43 i pledge to keep my country safe 12:46 i pledge to keep my country safe AND CLEAN😈😈😈 12:51 my pledge is that ill be pilot and il helplpbeubauerh. PILOT 12:58 my pledge is to that ill study hard for our country 13:05 my pledge is to become a soldier and protect pakistan 13:10 i pledge that i will be the u-uh that i will AHHHHH (Your computer has encountered and error. Please restart to solve the issue.) i will save my country 13:19 my pledge to pakistan is that i will never polluted 13:24 ill sa- ill sacrifice my life for pakistan 13:30 i wont only serve my country by words, but with my actions 13:40 no matter who i become in the future, i promise that ill*(7@*$will always serve my country LONG LIVE PAKISTAN 14:02 my pledge is that ill my a doctor and help the sick people 14:09 ehe sorry WE ARE THE YOUTH OF PAKISTAN WE LOVE OUR COUNTRY PAKISTAN ZIN DA BAG 14:20 my pledge to my country is that i want ?????? educated i will educate them 14:25 my pledge is to my country that ill become a critical and i will make my country proud 14:32 i will love pakistan until i die 14:38 my pledge to my country is that when i will grow up i will be the ?????, woo. wholl help eHhH pakistan making the nuclear po- eh nuclear power. 14:57 my pledge to my country is that ill become a doctor and save everyones lives 15:03 my pledge is to become a soldier and save pakistan 15:08 ill become a soldier and die for my countyr 15:25 my pledge is to ehh pakistan that i will uhh when i will be big that i will be make schools and uh help the poor people to study. yes thats GREAT 15:36 my pledge is to help the people uh all of the poor people of pakistan 15:43 i will be a soldier and protect pakistan 15:48 iwontdieformynationbutratherdosomethingforachangeforit 15:52 ???????????????????????????????????? PAKISTAN 15:58 ill become a cricket of pakistan 16:04 ill become a soldier 16:07 i will open xbox and education institution as possible and... IM PROUD TO BE A PAKISTANI!! (the next generation of pakistan is going to make pakistan the crazy 100%)\ 16:20 i will be a soldier and protect pakistan 16:24 i can sacrifice my life for pakistan ill help the poor and needy people by building schools 16:32 i pledge is that from now uh from this day ill keep the words of ?? of unity faith and discipline 16:43 whatever the circumstances ill never let down my country to any of my ex pakistan pa in the bag 16:51 my pledge is that i will make- ill be a doctor and make all the old people as good as new 16:59 ill help the poors and one day itll become that there will be no difference between the poor and the rich 17:04 i love my country pakistan and i pledge to serve my country till my last breath PAKISTANS IN DA Bahh 17:18 ill study to eh uhm ill study hard to help my beloved country 17:24 i will do anything for my country 17:27 i pledge to be a good person to my country and make it a better place for everyone to the peak of my abilities 17:40 i will increase the number of industries in the pakistan so that higher - and employment will increase 17:47 my heart and soul is for pakistan; heart beats for pakistan and the soul is desperate to die and to fight for pakistan 17:58 my motivation come on pakistan, PAKISTANS IN DA BAG 18:04 i will help my country one of the top country by the power of knowledge 18:09 my pledge to my country is to be a doctor and treat all the people of pakistan 18:16 i pledge that ill give all my wealth for the betterment of my country 18:20 i will always always always love my country 18:27 i love pakistan ill serve for it until my last breath 18:36 i would like to serve my country by being a doctor i love pakistan 18:43 im gonna become a soldier and im gonna serve pakistan no matter WHAT IT TAKES 18:50 i pledge that i will reduce illiteracy and help the poorer people of pakistan 18:57 my pledge is to become a inventor and invent new technologies and computers for the pakistani army 19:07 i will be a soldier and die for my country 19:14 i-im gonna become a soldier and live uh serve my country and die of my country 19:23 my pledge is to when ill grow up ill help the poor people by giving them homes uh iuuwb EGIUBWI by giving them homes 19:33 my pledge is that im go- uh when i grow up im gonna demolish all dro- uh drone attacks in my country (WOWWWW THIS IS A STRONG MESSAGE, NO ONE WILL HAVE STRONG COURAGE TO UNDERMINE THE SOVEREIGNITY OF OUR COUNTRY INSHALLAH) 19:49 i would like to be a pilot 19:53 i will- when i will be a boy and i will reduce illiteracy that is my first goal and my second goal will be to help the poor LONG LIVE PAKISTAN 20:07 pakistan is our country we will try our best to save ??? pakistan is in da bag 20:14 i will help pakistan in every single way because i love pakistan PAKISTAN? IN DA BAG 20:21 ???????? PAKISTAN 20:27 i pledge that i will take pakistan to unreachable heights 20:33 we will provide tea basic messy for pakistan rotikabulamakan 20:39 a thousand miles journey begins with one step pakistan you just take one step we all behind you (we all have to take step forward we have to take step forward we are the people of pakistan we are the one who represent pakistan so dont wait for anyone take your step broaden your vision serve your country) 21:03 WE ARE PAKISTANI WE ARE PROUD TO BE PAKISTANI PAKISTANS IN DA BAG 21:12 pakistan ??????????? 21:17 i would like to represent my country in the best way possible 21:21 i live for pakistan i die for pakistan and ill sacrifice my whole life for pakistan pakistans in da bag 21:30 we pledge to have pakistan oitn9847(T[]4-=W] PAKISTANS IN DA BAG
Time stamps for the lazy people 6:48 My pledge is to be cricket 7:06 r/ihadastroke 11:03 Pakistan's #1 fanboy 12:30 She really doesn't want to be here 12:36 to sacrifice my own life for Pakistan 12:51 Piolet 16:07 COD but make it Pakistan 16:13 the crazy 100% 16:51 when you get old people and old shoes mixed up 18:39 she IS a doctor 19:22 Top ten smartest people alive today 19:33 No more donut eggs 19:39 wOw ThIs Is A sTrOnG mEsSaGe 21:29 Pakistan's worst group project 56:39 the school intercom be like 58:25 x-factor could never 1:01:40 DESTROY INDIA 1:02:56 she took this way to seriously 1:04:47 touchy subject
19:53 “I will... when I will be a boy and I will reduce illiteracy, that is my first goal, and my second goal Will be to help the poor LONG LOVE PAKISTAN”
10:49 CLEARS THROAT 14:23 she said 🏃🏽♀️🏃🏽♀️🏃🏽♀️🏃🏽♀️ 15:35 thats gREAT!!!! 18:23 HER FACE LMAO 19:31 he is going to give homes to ✨everyone✨ 21:15 sis took her mic back halfway 💀 21:36 mic snatched 27:25 she will grow more crops - GRATe 29:47 GIVE UP THATS GRATE 34:27 president🥰 of pakistan 41:12 ceo of sincerity 👁👄👁 53:20 pakistaàän 56:41 the reverb bro i cant 57:09 make Pakistan HIGH 58:46 me @ me @ 4am 1:11:47 sis face lmao when is this gonna end 1:17:26 pakistan 🚀🚀🚀
most of them were my colleagues back in the day and the irony is most of them have now established themselves abroad, so much for pakistani nationalism and patriotism pfft...
1:01:54 generic google man voice reading of the national anthem of Pakistan Wait I just realized her in the background acting like she gave her son a bomb instead of a lunchbox 1:02:08
She interviewed the whole country
Lol nice
PLSSSSSS
Thats grape🍇
@@Mariaee69 Super Grape 🍇
who’s she
14:25 eminem is scared
my pleasure is to my country sushaisnwosjiwnsu3nqoshenaiheojbrjsmwikw
DAMN😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do with 2x lmaooo
🤣
I feel bad for the microphone. he’s been through a lot
😂😂😂😂
Fr 😭
Tru😂
That's GRAPE Joke
let’s hope the microphone is 18...
Pakistan career options:
-soldier
-pilot
-nuclear
-X-box educational institution
Grapesss
And ffcgndnrjrangahnfhjfhbfsngrn
That's great grape 🍇🍇
@@suhani551 grape! 🍇
You forgot doctor
TO 🧕🏿 SAKRIFYICE 🔪 MA 💪 OWN 😳 LIFE 🙏 FOUR ✨ PAKISTAN 🇵🇰 👍 🔊 that’s 😁 stright 🥢 grape 🍇
@H A 12:37
MAJEHSMAENWHJAI stoooop
Bhakistan
12:37
The hero we didn’t know we needed
Student: "Ma'am we just received this truck full of cheese, what do we do with it?"
Ma'am: GRAAAATEEE
What time was it?
Abe pehli hi barish ke baad thand hai aur mat pehlao
Ahahhhhahha
Aray Junaid bhai aap ko bhi pata hay iska 😂😂
HAHAHHAHA
I wish someone loved me as much as these kids love Pakistan...
HAHHA MOOD
you okay?
I love u bro ❤️😅
u ok bro?
send this man a truck of hearts 🚚❤
As an Indian, I have sacrificed my ears for Pakistan.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg Same
🤣🤣made my day
@Conqueror heheh xD
True man!!! 😂😂😂
Here are some time stamps:
When I will grow up I will be a army
1:01:41
My pledge is to help people who are uh
7:06
*I LOVE PAKISTAN*
11:03
girls casting a spell on Pakistan
21:30
To sacrifice my own life for Pakistan
12:37
My pledge is that I'll be a pilot
12:50
I'll be like Dr. Abdul Qadeer Khan who helped in making nuclear war
14:37
Agla world cup kiska hai? Pakistan!
20:20
I won't die for my nation but rather
15:47
I can't promise anything
12:30
I won't crash the air plane
1:05:03
Sponge Bob snuck in (screaming child)
16:08
Ty for 346 likes btw
You dropped this king👑
@@tea-tea-t ikr
im crying the girls casting spells-
king
Your a real one
12:37 sis tried putting a heroic voice
Imagine her to introduce avengers
@@unworthyyup3671 lmao stopp 😆🤣
Thats a græt 🍇
That's a great grape
Thats a straight grape!
Guys stop with the comments, I can’t like them all
😂😂😂😂
No
Same xD
As an Armenian, this is the greatest stand up comedy I’ve ever seen.
Grapest*
Notice no one wants to change there gender 🤡
It wasn't meant to be comedy
@@gameworld6740 No shit? I would’ve never guessed.
56:41
I pledge 🗿 that 🗿 I will 🗿 protect 🗿 paqistan 🗿 by🗿..by..by..👁️👄👁️
"hE will ProTect pAqistAn graaapE!"
Pakstan
What’s the grape joke
I never got it
@@MgsppMgspp lmao she pronounces "great" as "grape" 🤠
LMFAO 😭😭
LOOOL he barely finished his speech
This video is the definition of, "He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit."
I though I was the only one who would look for this
No it’s the definition of fucking autism
@@hamidullahkhan3661 This guys onto something.
Hamidullah Khan no it’s not. Do you even know what autism is?
funny
I think she likes Pakistan
Yeah I think
no you idiot she loves india smh
Where is it
Idk it wasn’t clear
@@WaleedKhan-ou8gi its a joke
FULL TIMESTAMPS for all interviews (0:00-21:35)
6:50 critical
7:06 my pledge is to help people who are uh who need uh for like poor uh people uh money and all this
7:24 soldier for pakistan
7:55 the basis of my nation will be the golden race of pakistan, unity faith and discipline lets eaerrrr
8:28 to country build in every aspect of pakistan every aspect everyone has to do that
8:56 work on achieve my goal and use that to benefit my country
9:15 feel proud to be a pakistani
9:41 to live for pakistan, to die for pakistan
9:50 keep my country clean and make it a better place for pakistan
10:08 serve my country to my last breath
10:15 pledge my heart and soul to my country
10:22 always stand for my country
10:28 my pledge is to for the betterment of my country and inshallah which i members for the betterment of my country
10:37 uhm uhm my pledge is that uh i will help all the people who are poor and uh uh dont have money in uh pakistan
10:50 ahem i pledge to end poverty and help the poor *marches away*
11:04 I LOVE PAKISTAN I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAN I LOVE PAKISTAN
11:17 i will finish all corruption and so we will prove that pakistan is not less than any other country, pakistans in da bag
11:30 pakistan will be the most educated in the country in the whole world, i promise
11:38 i will always stay united to my country
11:47 my pledge is to get pakistan remakrable position in the world
11:52 my pledge is to make pakistan a better muslim state
11:58 i will run a school like pisj and i will uh be the principal like mr ______
12:06 i will serve my country (as long as) blood runs in my body
12:14 i will serve my country and make it come to ????? ?? of pakistan
12:22 to make my country the best in the world
12:26 i pledge to end terrorism in pakistan
12:31 uh i cant promise anything but i will do everything in my __ to help pakistan
12:38 to sacrifice🥵my own life😩for pakistan😈
12:43 i pledge to keep my country safe
12:46 i pledge to keep my country safe AND CLEAN😈😈😈
12:51 my pledge is that ill be pilot and il helplpbeubauerh. PILOT
12:58 my pledge is to that ill study hard for our country
13:05 my pledge is to become a soldier and protect pakistan
13:10 i pledge that i will be the u-uh that i will AHHHHH (Your computer has encountered and error. Please restart to solve the issue.) i will save my country
13:19 my pledge to pakistan is that i will never polluted
13:24 ill sa- ill sacrifice my life for pakistan
13:30 i wont only serve my country by words, but with my actions
13:40 no matter who i become in the future, i promise that ill*(7@*$will always serve my country LONG LIVE PAKISTAN
14:02 my pledge is that ill my a doctor and help the sick people
14:09 ehe sorry WE ARE THE YOUTH OF PAKISTAN WE LOVE OUR COUNTRY PAKISTAN ZIN DA BAG
14:20 my pledge to my country is that i want ?????? educated i will educate them
14:25 my pledge is to my country that ill become a critical and i will make my country proud
14:32 i will love pakistan until i die
14:38 my pledge to my country is that when i will grow up i will be the ?????, woo. wholl help eHhH pakistan making the nuclear po- eh nuclear power.
14:57 my pledge to my country is that ill become a doctor and save everyones lives
15:03 my pledge is to become a soldier and save pakistan
15:08 ill become a soldier and die for my countyr
15:25 my pledge is to ehh pakistan that i will uhh when i will be big that i will be make schools and uh help the poor people to study. yes thats GREAT
15:36 my pledge is to help the people uh all of the poor people of pakistan
15:43 i will be a soldier and protect pakistan
15:48 iwontdieformynationbutratherdosomethingforachangeforit
15:52 ???????????????????????????????????? PAKISTAN
15:58 ill become a cricket of pakistan
16:04 ill become a soldier
16:07 i will open xbox and education institution as possible and... IM PROUD TO BE A PAKISTANI!! (the next generation of pakistan is going to make pakistan the crazy 100%)\
16:20 i will be a soldier and protect pakistan
16:24 i can sacrifice my life for pakistan ill help the poor and needy people by building schools
16:32 i pledge is that from now uh from this day ill keep the words of ?? of unity faith and discipline
16:43 whatever the circumstances ill never let down my country to any of my ex pakistan pa in the bag
16:51 my pledge is that i will make- ill be a doctor and make all the old people as good as new
16:59 ill help the poors and one day itll become that there will be no difference between the poor and the rich
17:04 i love my country pakistan and i pledge to serve my country till my last breath PAKISTANS IN DA Bahh
17:18 ill study to eh uhm ill study hard to help my beloved country
17:24 i will do anything for my country
17:27 i pledge to be a good person to my country and make it a better place for everyone to the peak of my abilities
17:40 i will increase the number of industries in the pakistan so that higher - and employment will increase
17:47 my heart and soul is for pakistan; heart beats for pakistan and the soul is desperate to die and to fight for pakistan
17:58 my motivation come on pakistan, PAKISTANS IN DA BAG
18:04 i will help my country one of the top country by the power of knowledge
18:09 my pledge to my country is to be a doctor and treat all the people of pakistan
18:16 i pledge that ill give all my wealth for the betterment of my country
18:20 i will always always always love my country
18:27 i love pakistan ill serve for it until my last breath
18:36 i would like to serve my country by being a doctor i love pakistan
18:43 im gonna become a soldier and im gonna serve pakistan no matter WHAT IT TAKES
18:50 i pledge that i will reduce illiteracy and help the poorer people of pakistan
18:57 my pledge is to become a inventor and invent new technologies and computers for the pakistani army
19:07 i will be a soldier and die for my country
19:14 i-im gonna become a soldier and live uh serve my country and die of my country
19:23 my pledge is to when ill grow up ill help the poor people by giving them homes uh iuuwb EGIUBWI by giving them homes
19:33 my pledge is that im go- uh when i grow up im gonna demolish all dro- uh drone attacks in my country (WOWWWW THIS IS A STRONG MESSAGE, NO ONE WILL HAVE STRONG COURAGE TO UNDERMINE THE SOVEREIGNITY OF OUR COUNTRY INSHALLAH)
19:49 i would like to be a pilot
19:53 i will- when i will be a boy and i will reduce illiteracy that is my first goal and my second goal will be to help the poor LONG LIVE PAKISTAN
20:07 pakistan is our country we will try our best to save ??? pakistan is in da bag
20:14 i will help pakistan in every single way because i love pakistan PAKISTAN? IN DA BAG
20:21 ???????? PAKISTAN
20:27 i pledge that i will take pakistan to unreachable heights
20:33 we will provide tea basic messy for pakistan rotikabulamakan
20:39 a thousand miles journey begins with one step pakistan you just take one step we all behind you (we all have to take step forward we have to take step forward we are the people of pakistan we are the one who represent pakistan so dont wait for anyone take your step broaden your vision serve your country)
21:03 WE ARE PAKISTANI WE ARE PROUD TO BE PAKISTANI PAKISTANS IN DA BAG
21:12 pakistan ???????????
21:17 i would like to represent my country in the best way possible
21:21 i live for pakistan i die for pakistan and ill sacrifice my whole life for pakistan pakistans in da bag
21:30 we pledge to have pakistan oitn9847(T[]4-=W] PAKISTANS IN DA BAG
I salute you for wasting your time!
@@sensei6980 it's ok it's all for pakistan
You're goaated
😂 😂 😂 What a productive thing to do
Your underrated
16:06, hits different
Rip my ears 😂
dfessatuhhffffhjkooyddeswd frguijbdafbn AND i’m proud to be PAKISTANI
HE JUST WANTS TO OPEN XBOX INSTITUTION, True Gamer Tho
Mate, the walk in the end hits different too 🤣
@@tuber_hunter nah fam, if he was a real one he would open playstation institution
16:07 I WILL OPEN XBOX EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTION AS POSSIBLE..... AND IM PROUD TO BE A PAKISTANI.
WHAHAHAHAHA
BAHahahaha
AND SPOTIFY
BAHHHAYGAH
@@joshuakenchington6760 ANSPOTFI not sure but i think he said institution. lol spotify is genius
13:19 My pledge is to pakistan that I will never *pĺööť* it. Yes he will never let anyone *pèlööt* our country.
Ploot it
🤣🤣🤣
🤣
Underrated af🤣🤣
Im dead 💀💀💀
As an Indian🇮🇳, I would go to Pakistan 🇵🇰 and join X-box educational institute and make Pakistan Grape 🍇🍇 again. Pakistan is-in-the-bag ❤️.
🤣🤣🤣
Thank ya man
32:16 "........."
Why is no one talking about this
Silence is a great weapon
LMAO AWKWARD SILENCE
Me not knowing what the teacher is talking about
Dude's looks like them time travelers in movies when they travel to the past and meet somebody they know in the future they just keep staring
🤣
10:54 my mans walked off like Connor McGregor just won a title
my man just ended poverty and helped the poor das why 😎😎✨✨🔥🔥
Lmao
Mallu Pakistani
I love you people with timestamps
19:40 “woah this is a strong message no one will have carrot
The only reason I clicked on this video
@Smol Qoq this is an English medium school.
@Smol Qoq INSHALLAH
"When I grow up I'm gonna demolish all donut eggs in my country"
*Wow this is a strong message*
Next kid: I will be a pilot
*Wow a pilot great 🙄*
Time stamps for the lazy people
6:48 My pledge is to be cricket
7:06 r/ihadastroke
11:03 Pakistan's #1 fanboy
12:30 She really doesn't want to be here
12:36 to sacrifice my own life for Pakistan
12:51 Piolet
16:07 COD but make it Pakistan
16:13 the crazy 100%
16:51 when you get old people and old shoes mixed up
18:39 she IS a doctor
19:22 Top ten smartest people alive today
19:33 No more donut eggs
19:39 wOw ThIs Is A sTrOnG mEsSaGe
21:29 Pakistan's worst group project
56:39 the school intercom be like
58:25 x-factor could never
1:01:40 DESTROY INDIA
1:02:56 she took this way to seriously
1:04:47 touchy subject
Omg your descriptions made it funnier. 😂😂😂
Funniest list 🤣
most underrated comment
The descriptions are just *_Chefs kiss_*
Grape we will have a sprite
12:30 and 15:47 have the same energy
UNDERRATED COMMENT
@@jumaynak4482 YA
FR HAHAHA
The realists
Loooool I get you
57:10
He is a pilot 👨✈️ who is going to make Pakistan HI and HI 🚬 🍁
✌️🤣🤣🤣
Lmaooo I'm crying 😭😭😭😭
He going to supply weed in Pakistan grapes😂
HAHAHAGAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
I’m dying
25:41 "To prevent Pakista------"
25:43 She assigns him the role of what he should do for Pakistan.
Did I just "bahahaha?" 💀💀
This was the one part that made me bust out laughing😂
He will help Pakistani people from diseases
I saw another commmet of yours 😂😂
😂😂😂
When you are comfortably sitting in the flight and suddenly the pilot say's this 11:05
Lol bro 😂😂 u deserve more likes
Damnn bruhhh lmaoo
Imagine hearing that in an indian airline
Stolen
@@Aaliya_519 ok
19:22
"mY pledge is to when I will grow up I will help poor people by giving them elephant 🐘"
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔
GIGE ME MINUTE TO BREATH
😂lmao
🤣
Lmfao
😂 she carried the whole function on her back 😂
Her responses are killing me 😭
Malak Dahri I swear it’s mostly greaaaaaat or INSSHALLAH
Malak Dahri 😂
Basically this is from 2011???
Muna Maqbool yup , and ppl tracked the “ to sacrifise my life for Pakistan “ girl on tiktok 😂
14:38 *puberty entered the chat*
He sounds like baljeet
He will create nuclear power
dr abdu qadi khan, OOH
100%CanadianBeef *is
poor kid he was probably nervous or his throat was dry 🖐🏾😭
TO 🧕🏿 SAKRIFYICE 🔪 MA 💪 OWN 😳 LIFE 🙏 FOUR ✨ PAKISTAN 🇵🇰 👍: 12:37
PILOT YEAH PILOT: 12:51
DEMOLISH DRUG ADDICTS WOOOOW THIS IS A STRONG MESSAGE: 19:33
I think it's drone attacks not drug addicts
I think he said donut eggs
@@Alex-fh4my no it's clearly donut eggs
@@hezekiah5510 LMAO
He is going to go up to all the drug addicts and DEMOLISH THEM!
19:34 “My pledge is that when I grow up I will demolish all Donut eggs in Pakistan”
Lady: “WAAAOOOW THIS IS A STRONG MESSAGE”
- "No one will have carrot"
1:01:09 “I will be a Pakistan a cricket going to Willy wonka”
Um excuse me, but this lady has a name! The woman who carried this show who got fired from that school: Sehar Kamran🍇🍇🍇🍇
@jiggly puff she used the money from the school for her own benefits i think
@@anotherhumanbeingblyat8935 we know it's drone attacks, he took that line from tiktok
is anyone gonna talk about that guy at 50:48 and the lovely singing at 50:50 ?
The lyrics really spoke to me 🤧😤🥺😻
They're enjoying it
Kid looked like those were his last words
@@yahaya4961 lmaoo
DISCO JUJU?
19:43
"No one will have the courage to undermine the so-VIRGINITY of our country!" ❤️
Bruh
Sovereignty ❌
So- virginity ✅
19:24 lowkey underrated 😳
Lmao that guy commented on this video 😂 his name is hassan
My pledge is that when I'll grow up I'll help poor people by giving them ✨h u m p✨ uh bleh by giving them 🗿h o m e s🗿
Bleh BLAH!
@@tanikhan1821 where did he comment?
eminem's sworn eminem
20:30 man behind was just like “yeah what he said”
I’m dying
lmaoo
Will D HAHAHAH
LOLOLOL
Lmfaooo
12:37 This is the iconic part. TO SEKRIFICE MY AWN LIFE FOR PAKISTAHN.
The way she says it
her accent tho
She tried putting in a heroic voice
@@Ztamer that's not her accent, she tried to make a dramatic accent but it turned out cringe
@Dank nahh 🤣🤣
7:06 me explaining to my bank why I need a loan
Man I dieing 💀
🤣🤣🤣 funny
You had me rolling
When you're 7 and are trying to explain to your parents why you need $500 (definitely not for an xbox...)
dont lie we only came for the memes
@Munchpumpkinz I'm a Pakistani aswell, but i came here for memes
@@AleyHaydar samee
i’m also a pakistani
@@aleenaimran5955 nice pfp
I'm kinda pissed that people are making meme's about this. They're proud Pakistanis , and I live for it.
16:07 I WILL OPEN XBOX EDUCATION INSTITUTION JSKWMASLAPFJENENSKLAL I AM PROUD TO BE A PAKISTANI
Lmao
“And Spotify”
Husain Ammar LOLLLL HDYDGDTDGEFT
THE NEXT GENERATION OF PAKISTAN
PAKISTAN IS CRAZY 100%
He was trying to say "As Fast" 😅😭😭😂🤣🤣😂
7:52
Most representable kid in the video
(not meme material, but damn she needs to go to find a new school..)
I’m confused I thought she was pretty good..
I hope Malala rescues this kid
Idk how old is this video
@@luochai ur dumb due to meme overdose
PyxlatedSpawnz I Vote Joe Biden For President this was filmed in 2011,the video is 9 years old not 11
1:05:10 "Try not to crash the airplane and let the people die".......... something's are not just right are they??🤣🤣
Lol i got confused but she obviously meant try not to let the plane crash or let people die xD aww
"Try not to 👉 (crash the aeroplane and let the ppl die)"
😂😂😂😂
she looks so disappointed in every child..the way she pushes them 😭💀
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
🤣
She actually got fired
@@essence9013 why?
Me: enjoying the flight
Pilot on intercom: 11:04
underrated comment lmfaol
You are ded then
lol nice racism.
Its sort of racism but not since I think he is referring to acts of Terrorism.
🤣
1:01:44 why is nobody talking about the lady on the lefts facial expression when they say they will destroy India 😅
she went: OOP
She's thinking " Because that worked out well for us the last 4 times"
That kid sounded like a fucking demon
@@DSAEAyushSK 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that burns
She's like wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
19:53 “I will... when I will be a boy and I will reduce illiteracy, that is my first goal, and my second goal Will be to help the poor LONG LOVE PAKISTAN”
😂🤣
Bruhh
Wow grape 🍇🍇
"When I will be a boy"
So hes a girl right now?
But his accent 👌👌👌
12:49 and 20:00 This kid really went twice and nobody noticed lmao
I did
He finished the cleaning
He just wanted to show his love for Pakistan!!
He just wanted that clout
🤣
I was depressed af, this video gave me stomach cramps from laughing...
glad it did lmao
Grape 🍇 a Real Inspiration 😂
Same, hilarious 😂
Hahaha same
Hope you'll be okay bruh
SO WE ALL KNOW WHAT WHY WE ARE CELEBRATE ARE OBSORVING THESES DAYS
21:41
5 W's
Ahaha
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Obsowing
32:16 silence is the best answer!
And the best weapon
To dEsTrOy Indiaaaaaa... Boom
💀💀😭🤣
he did not want to be there
He didn't bother to say anything 💀
i just noticed this kid at 5:56 is holding the flag upside down
Blasphemy
To the gulag
Lol
So atleast one of them is going to pakistani jail...graapee🍇
What
12:36 “That’s grape we should have a sprite”
12:41 “that’s a sprite grape 🍇”
😂😂😂
Pakistan is Sponsored by Sprite©️
But sprite is made out of lemons
@@raht9578 No, There are many types of s p r i t E
You watched the whole thing damn
10:49 CLEARS THROAT
14:23 she said 🏃🏽♀️🏃🏽♀️🏃🏽♀️🏃🏽♀️
15:35 thats gREAT!!!!
18:23 HER FACE LMAO
19:31 he is going to give homes to ✨everyone✨
21:15 sis took her mic back halfway 💀
21:36 mic snatched
27:25 she will grow more crops - GRATe
29:47 GIVE UP THATS GRATE
34:27 president🥰 of pakistan
41:12 ceo of sincerity 👁👄👁
53:20 pakistaàän
56:41 the reverb bro i cant
57:09 make Pakistan HIGH
58:46 me @ me @ 4am
1:11:47 sis face lmao when is this gonna end
1:17:26 pakistan 🚀🚀🚀
YOUR COMMENT MADE ME LAUGH AT 1 IN THE MORNING PLS 😭
K 21 it’s currently 4am where im at, and im still watching it HAHAHA this list is never-ending
Goat
You must have been really bored to watch the whole thing 😂
Bro you are too funny 😂😭😭😭😭
This movie should be released in theatres all over the world.
Yeah in IMAX quality
19:23: “my pledge is to when I will grow up I will help the poor people àà by giving their homps- a- ba- bah- by giving them homps”
homps
Damn😂
UNDERRATED OH LORD I'M DECEASED 💀
Im literally dieing 😂
INSHALLAH
12:51 “my pledge is to 🐝 pilot.....and help eblybone......pilot” He IS A PiloT GrEaT
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Siege Madness 21 grape*
Paylet
Pallet
He is a pilot 🍇🍇🍇
1:05:03 I will try to not crash the airplane ✈️
Oh my God 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm on the floor this one .... This one got me good
Fucking dead 💀
One female pakistani pilot crashed a plane once 💀 that's why she prolly said that
A female crashed once maybe thats why she said that
Listen carefully...she also said that I will let the people dieee lmao 😂
I SACRIFICE MY EARS FOR PAKISTAN 🇵🇰
10:35 may allah give u success homie 😳
HOMIE AJSHDHSH
HOMIE UVKDJDJF 😭😭
Homie lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Its Ameen
A 34 oh! But it kind a sound homie
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I came here for 12:37
And so did you
How tf did you get a heart
@@sozuu lol yeah how?
@@sozuu lmao😂😂😂
Hahahahaha
10:53 that walk tho😂😂😂
swag😎
THATS GRAPE
Conor McGregor
Nobody absolutely nobody Vince Mcmahon
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
58:46 THE WAY THEY JUST RANDOMLY ZOOMED THE KID
53:08 That one lady just screams at the kids to not bite. LOL
At 53:10 u can see the girl with glasses and white shirt be like "holy shit wtf!"
53:09 she said "dont bite dont bite"
Hahhaha
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
She said dont fight bruh
This is the first thing I’ve genuinely laughed at in a while
same lmaoo
@@ZenitsuKunn you reply to almost every comment on here 😂
Also, I love zenitsu toooo 😍
@@itsnehakv it's a habit 😂😖
Hahahah
me too my man me too
25:54
My pledge is to save electricity.
Lady: ....For Pakistan.
😂😂
Lmaoooo
LMFAO
😂😂
19:54 this was the best response out of all of them
12:51 is so inspiring
Be a pilot and help everyone 🌷😽
Insert "Wait A Minute" meme here
"My pledge is dat ayl be pilet and helveveveh.................pilet"
-some kid 2011
1:01:41 India get ready grapppeee
😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
He’s speaking in fucking cursive yo 💀
@@emmanuelle2977 your comment is giving me stomach cramps (if that's a word) lmaooo dead
6:49 "he will be a cricket"
🦗
@@LolaB_AbandonedGeneration NAUWBUANSNA ABSSA S IM DYING AHSHAHHENAUWKHDIEMDISMSN S HDEUSND HAHAHAHAHA
lengxue you want me to call the EMT
Er
The fact that my mans said "crickter" 💀
nudity: 0%
drugs:5%
pakistan:100%
scream:500%
*grapeness:500000000000%*
They NEED to know their trending on Tiktok.
Why does it say 39 years ago..
Le Monke same question
Le Monke why does it
Le Monke I think it’s apart of their username
39 YEARS AGO
12:37 y'all heard shawty with the American accent tho 🥵
@@noob_donate_plz826 that's the worst part
She is a kid lmao
Tasbiha i’m a kid too🙄
Noob_donate_plz yeah i didn’t think i wasn’t making it obvious😴
This was 10 years ago though, apparently
"To sacrifice ma oooooown life four Pakistan"
12:37
That's straight grape 🍇
Fo' phakisthan
Pakistaun
17:27 one of the most fluent here
Yup
Probably from rich family
My man at 13:10 fumbled his lines and now he's the sole protector and hope of the nation
My stomach hurts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Broo I am dying 🔥😂
14:07 she went from giggling to a broken mic
1:05:24 he said he will beat India and she changed it to engineer 😭😂
DEAD
bruh he really said he gonna be a cricket and beat india
Yes
why are they so obsessed with beating and destroying india lol, I'm a Pakistani btw
Aley Haydar WE LOVE PAKISTAN INSHALA PAKISTAN ZINDABA WOOOOOOOW GRAPE🍇
50:51
This will be my new alarm tone
Every day you will wake up ready to represent the crazy 100%
My also
No chance of not waking up
I think I should also change to this
Lmfaooo
7:07 dude was just lagging
Me when me teacher asks a question and i have to say the answer infront of the class:
11:03 me when my Pakistani team mate get the win in the warzone
I'm your 69th like....... Nice
54:39 it's the mic fight for me 💀💀💀
Ahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
How do u even notice that 😭😭😂
At 14:43 i thought that kid said "ooh" because he got tired but actually he was triying to pronounce 'who'. 😂😂
XD
Woo
Do you understand what is he trying to say? Hahaha all I hear is something about a nuclear bomb
@@keylahughes3848 He wants to be a scientist like Dr Abdul who helped Pakistan become a nuclear power
@@abhinav_a98 omg thank you so much! Now I can hear what you’re saying lol thank you!
14:39 did he just say he wants to start a nuclear war ?
no
Ya
@@amartyaagarwal5650 no he didnt
Said he wants to be like doctor Abdul qadeer Khan then says that he wants to be nuclear scientist
@@HoeShiet wasnt he deported or something?
16:06 xbox educational institution 😻✨
😂🤣🤣
He's really excited about it
beautiful demonstration i wish he can build the xbox eduactional inst
14:25 he started to speak enchantment table, i think he was cursing someone
most of them were my colleagues back in the day and the irony is most of them have now established themselves abroad, so much for pakistani nationalism and patriotism pfft...
Lol XD
1:01:54 generic google man voice reading of the national anthem of Pakistan Wait I just realized her in the background acting like she gave her son a bomb instead of a lunchbox 1:02:08
HAHAHHA
PLEASE JDKDKDDKD 😭
Racist
@@d4c763 you are too much easily offended
@@asdasfasd1984 you are racist,shut up stupid
Mad respect for 15:47 he is the most level headed sane person there
What did he even say?
"i wont die for my nation, but rather do something for a change for it"
@@thefrustratedneetaspirant7777 he basically said dying is over rated let's try something new
Nothing to respect they all focusing on saying something unique.
i can't believe this wasn't all scripted
1:26 me and the boys preparing to sacrifice our life for Pakistan
LMFAOOO 💀💀😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
16:07 I like this guy a true gamer
14:25 - gibberish world cup
MY PLEDGE IS TO MY COUNTRY THAT I WILL BECOME A CRIKETER AND I WILL MAKE MY COUNTRY PROUD
My pledge is to make my cucumber that I will broke my country
@@chestnut1243 bruh lmaoo
My pledge is to my computer i’ll become a computer and make my country proud
Inshallah boys played well 😂😂😂😂
12:51 the reason we are all here
WOW GRAPE 🍇 THIS IS A STRONG 💪🏻MESSAGE 🗣NO ONE ☝🏻WILL HAVE CARROT 🥕
No one will have carrot 🥕, everyone will have grape 🍇
Carrot lives matter, dear grape please stop the racism💪🏻😂
To undermine the sovirginity of our country
@@timothya.g.991 inshallah
12:37 the classic one!
54:25
Is no one going to talk about how you snatched that mic
NOBODY SAW THAT COMING OMGGG
THE GIRL BESIDE HER LOOKED SO SAD
Csgo lobbies be like : 11:04
Hahaha
Cod3
Facts
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lmao
10:35 "may Allah give you success homie"
Our homie deserves all the succes
She said Amin.
@@AbdoZaInsert we know it's a joke
Don't copy others comments BTW it's ameen
*on me😂
21:34
She was like: wtf did they just say?
17:26 she either speaks a lot of english and hides her accent or is american lol
She a american spy
@@mrbrain4179 omg im ded 😂😂 this video has me cracking up at 02 AM
many Americans send their kids back to preserve their culture
Mhm
Imagine thinking everyone has the same accent in the country