AMAZING PICK UP LINES BEST OF EMBER HELBERG Can't I touch your heart
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ส.ค. 2018
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If you're wondering which anime these pickup lines or the picture behind are from - It's actually from a Wattpad book by ryusensei2000
The name of the book is 'Can't I Touch Your Heart'. Worth a read 😉
Official Merliah Summers can i have your picture so i can show santa what i want😂😂😂
OML I love that book!!!
Ahhh......Are They The Main Couple????
You are awesome
From where i can buy that book plzz tell me plzzzz....i will be grateful to uou....
boy: you're my homework.
girl: why?
boy: 'cuz i hate homework
I feel you😓
Same here 💔
you don't need a boy when you got BTS
Related
Cuz I want to ignore you, curse you out, and forget you ever existed.
“Your hand looks heavy i should hold it for you.”
“ArE yOu SaYiNg My HaNd LoOkS fAt?!”
lol 😂
HA XD
Lol 😂
Lol😂😂
LMFAO IM WHEEZING-
“I’ll give you a kiss,if you don’t like it you can return it” DAMN THAT WAS SMOOTH
Ikr😌
*puts tape over mouth*
*rips off*
Here you go!
@@justsomegirlwithaproblem9807 made ma day lmao
god dammit 👍
THAT WAS SOOOOO COOOOL!!!!
“Hey, do you have a crush?”
“Yeah”
“She must be very pretty then huh?”
*stares at her for a couple seconds*
“A work of art.”
Caught my eye
Nice👌
199th like 🙂
That was so cutee tho
←_← boy wut-
Ohhhh
boy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
girl:i dug my way up from hell
Yep😛
Boy:OOF wrong person
No cuz my bf caught me 🤣
😂😂😂
Boy: *No wonder you're hot.*
Lol im a girl I just saw this from somewhere xD
Boy: "is your name wifi? Because i'm feeling a connection"
Me: "my name is Nonoya"
Boy: "Nonoya?"
Me: "yeah, None-O-Ya-Business"
You need more likes dude
Lonkle sniff he copied and pasted it
U mean nunya??
_ Skadi _ this would definitely happen between my friend and his crush
"My nick is Nonoya.."
-Whats your full name?
NON O YA -BUSINESS..
I have one
Boy: knock knock
Girl: who's there?
Boy: when, where
Girl: when, where, who?
Boy: tomorrow, at my place, you and me
😱😱😱☺☺😳😳😳
Me here blushing more than a red tomato
This was amazing 😍😍
Ok
this one was gud hunniii
Your making me blush more 😳
lol I love how you all are acting so cute ily 😁
ok! that was soooooo good
_"you turn my software to hardware"_
*insert windows error music*
I like everything about ur profile pic Armyyy ..
@@basobroy1876 tyyy
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am an ARMY
And so are you
ARMYSS💜💜
Army!!
Boy : Is your mom names practice?
Girl : No, why?
Boy : Because practice makes perfect.
Aawwww
That, people, was just- *chef's kiss*
AWWW
DAMMM
that was smooth af
I have a good one
Even if the gravity is gone
I'll still fall for you
That's sweet.🥰
Omg. Lemme use that.
MidnitePH or Mian ,The Tryhard Destroyer
too Corny
Lol I’m using that
If the gravity is gone. I wouldn't fall for anyone else but myself.
boy: *says literally any of these things*
me: *has a panic attack and dies*
Can I Relate- .w.
IKR
Same here 🙂
@@barneythedinosaur8766 Lmao
Extreme panic attac or medium or low?
"Hey I lost my number can I have yours"
Me: I lost mine too I guess someone has it.
too bad for the person who asked you I guess ;-;
xd
*Meanwhile*
He became a detective to find her number.
@@elephant72 HAHAH
damn🔥
Person 1: did it hurt when you fell from heaven 😉
Person 2: did you just call me Satan
took words off my mouth
LOL
LMAO
Oooor: Person 2: Well...no. But I scrapped my knees when I crawled out of hell.
THIS HAD ME DEAD😂😂
Ifs so painful watching this when ur alone and single 👤😔😢
But I leave a like
Painful?
Not rly,
I'm lonely my whole life and I don't give a fuuucccckkkkk
I'm single and it's sad bringing memories when someone told u a line that was in the video and makes you CRY 😢
I'm single and happy and throughout this video, I kept rolling my eyes
Sorry but what?
2 minute silence for those who really think that boyfriend talk like this... 😭😭😭
hon my boyfriend does talk like this T~T
@@unnatiupadhyay2751 thnx 4 ur support
@@48vikramsingh48 what-
@@unnatiupadhyay2751 i mean we talk like dis and thnx bcz u said dis
@@48vikramsingh48 ohhh, yea lolz its ok hehe
I think i have one...
Girl: I love you
Boy: Too, bad. My heart belongs to
someone.
Girl: (cries) Who?
Boy: You
And yes i liked my own comment
Comeback: Sorry, who’s you?
why'd you cry her
Daaaaaaaamn
Boy: You
Boy: You are lesbian...
Girl: There's no one behind me
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"No, My boyfriend caught me"
😂😂
"No, but I did scrape my knee climbing my way up from hell."
*Ways to reject a guy nicely* Not really
Edit:I've never got more than 3 likes.. thanks
Hime Shiratori 😂😂😂
LOLOLOLOL I'VE USED THAT BEFORE LOL
“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
“Cause it looks like you landed on your face...”
Wait wouldn't the angle have wings so it can fly
Hahaha
Oh you piece of s-😂😂😂
Nah, but it hurt digging up. Man no wonder i dont have nails lol
OHHHHHH
“They say the tongue is the strongest muscle.. wanna fight?”
Me: *blush*
My heart: dAmN tHaT hIt DiFfErEnT-
oOp
yeahh i liked this video only because of this line😂😂😂 it deserved it tho...😍😂😂
OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
Hahaha yeah,😂
At first I thought they were literally going to fight then I was just like “OHhHhhHhHhH”
"If God can turn water into wine,can i turn u to mine?"
NICE!!!!!!! I LOVE THAT ONE ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT!!!!!!!
@@putrifatin9524 So true!!!!!!!
No its not fine
Wow so smooth I am saving this!!
U rn't god so I guess it's a NO
Boy: "Your name is wifi? Because I'm feeling a connection 😏"
Girl: No, because you have to know the password if you want access to it. And what you said definitely is not the password."
😎
Adelino Almeida, savage
Adelino Almeida get oofed bOy
Fahiima Abdi Mohamed FA7E 368FAGR oof that must suck- you must be thankful for corona
I don’t need a password to get in :)
"Can I have your picture so I can show santa what I want for Christmas"
Girl: "santa isnt real"
Sara Will Gasha Me- but my love is!! 😂😂
@@ashtag5799 good one! 😂👏👏
Sara Will Gasha ikr 😂🤙🏻
Santa was made up by the Coca-Cola company to advertise themselves
Mochi_Studios_UwU wtf 😂 r u alright?😂😂
Me : "You're just like maths..
And I hate maths"
I love maths! Ur an army!
@@yeonjun357 same!
@@happy6586 :D
@@happy6586 ur name-
You can fine army's everywhere 💜 literally everywhere..
This one this one "I think ur lips lonely i can stick it with mine" and this this "Are u a keyboard? Cause ur just my type ayyeee
Comeback for keyboard line: If I was a keyboard, I would be too expensive for your dirty hands
Yoo let's goo thank you Ahah imma say that to the guy who attracts me ahah
I have 2 lips, upper and down lips
"Lips" its not singular the upper lip got the lower lip and 2 things are never lonely ☺
Rejection to "Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!"
"All charges were dropped because there was no valid evidence"
Gamingmoon 42 then how about this:
Evidence? Well unfortunately I don’t have any, since nothing in this world can truly capture your beauty.
Hunter2112004 VN smart i cant think of a comeback for that quite yet
Gamingmoon 42 Take your time, it took me a while to come up with that comeback.
Hunter2112004 VN how about:
“Yeah, cause the beauty doesn’t even exist.”
🤣
Why do I imagine the anime in the background is saying all these pick up lines?
'cause he is!
Merliah Summers oh...to whom? And do you know what anime is he from? If ever he has his own series?
Check out the description, oh! btw, I have a live chat right now, wanna join?
That's because he is
I feel ya
Title: "Pickup Lines by Ember"
Me: Uhh-
My Friend Beside Me: Isnt that your name?
Me: *Me sCreAmIn*
LMAO the username I can't💀✋
Him: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Her: "Sorry I came from my mom's tummy"
😂
And directly went to doctor's arms 😂
@@saltyuser_ Lol 🤣
"Are you music? Because every time I hear you I fall in love"
@@elqueso6347 I think you'll make great pick up lines😅😅those r nice one
@@Priya-vu8ik Ah! Thanks! I don't know anything about love. But I can probably make some good pick-up lines!
Wow you made me fall in love!
Hahaha joking, you'll be a perfect *FRIEND* :3
@@dum.. :3
@@dum.. Thanks. That "made my day".
Boy: did it hurt when fell from heaven
Girl : no, god give me a can of Red Bull before the moment I fell.
(Red Bull gives you wingsss)
Aaromal K . J Imagine thats an ad
Ooooooohhhhhhh
It's *God not god, because the letter G should be always capital letter
😂😂
@@dezrivera6509 Is it a sin to not put it with a capital 'G'
A dude once tried to do the “did it hurt” and I said yes, he said he didn’t finish it, I said “everything hurts.”
Lol 😂
I dont get it ;-;
So painful
What if you told him that he had schizophrenia and you were all ready dead
the way you keep wrecking your body, of course everything hurts, Midoriya!
Who else is too scared to say these to their crush? Just me..? Okay...
Me 😂😂😂😂
My crush isn't real
Nah ah me to I’ve had a crush on my classmate for 5 years now and I still didn’t confess :)
I did
@@aether1626 Don't tell me he is naruto 🐒
Ember: Your hand looks heavy, lemme hold it for ya.
Me: ARE YOU CALLING ME HEAVY OR EVEN WORSE OVER WEIGHT!
Umaru Chan LOK
LOL
Lmao
😂
Lmao
What’s the best pickup lin-
Suga: HEY DO YOU KNOW BTS??!
Razena Mustapha yeah they both said it
Billboard singer lmao😂
It works 😂😂😂
Best pickup line-
Jungkook: *hears bell* Okay, you’re mine now, let’s go
(That’s What He said would happen)
Yeahhhh ARMY 💜
Him: did it hurt when u fell from heaven?
Her: r u calling me Satan?
Comeback: well it’s obvious you don’t read a lot because a fallen angel is a human .-.
(No offense to you I just mean to point it out to the character, but it’s your opinion and a fallen angel can be a demon I guess ;-;)
She fell from you, not heaven.
Me: Hey, is Adam Gordon your only name?
Him: Yeah, why?
Me: We've been best friend for 3 years..Can i call you something else?
Him: *laugh* Sure, go ahead.
Me: Can i call you mine, then?
And now he is my fiancee😂😂😂
Edit: Thank u for all of your kind wishes😻
I kinda surprised woman name is like that
Ahww how cute 😂😂
Aww, good for you.
Aww, that's cute! :3
Awwwwwe
Lol someone did that "Hey i lost my number can i get ypurs" on me......That was awkward
When people will realize they dont need pick up lines as cringe as that there will be more couples
And you're like "u-um... but you'll probably get calls from people that know me and not you" XD
I think thats very clever ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lol
666 likes lol
Boy: Your hands looks heavy lemm-
Girl: are you calling me fat?!
I have one that I thought of
"You should go to jail for theft"
"Why?"
"Cause, you stole my heart 😏"
“No but literally give it back, I’m dyi-
*dead*
She- Sorry I just want to break it now
But why you still alive?
"Then you're coming with me too, cause you just wrongly accused me"
o yes a boy told me this when he was flirting with me!!!!!!!!!
lol very cute
Who's still single here?
👇🏻
Sadly.....lol
Yep!
I'm singel cause i don't even wanna hooke up with someone 😎
@@Milk0208 gosh same lol
Any one looking for a loyal and caring dude cause I don't want to be single anymore
Me: if I fall for you would you catch me?
Crush: how can I catch you if I also fell for you?
Me:😳😳😳😳
PS. He's my bf now
Guys thanks for all the people who are congratulating me and thinks we are cute, I appreciate it so much😊😊😊
@Emilee Parks not rly but thnx😊
Good job👍
@@abbigalelittle3885 thnx 😊😊😊
U r soo lucky girl
@@amitabhp8754 aww thnx 😊😊
Me: Damn sometimes I wanna treat you like I treat my homework.
Her: what, you wanna ignore me until the last day it’s done?
I was thinking that same exact thing another way that you could answer that is so you would not want to do me
@@emilehartzell777 lmaoo
M e: Sometimes you make me wanna treat you like my homework, rip you to pieces and throw you in the trash
@@christirenee5671 😂
"If you live a 100 years, I wanna live 100 - 1, so I never have to live without you..."
sMoOtH
Istg if a dude would say this to me i would be like staring at them with a confused face cuz I ain't no maths teacher to understand that
Me :- So it means you will leave me
"I'm gonna give u a kiss if u don't like it u can return it." I told my crush this and he said okay
Lucky you
Loretha Harris and then????
Then wut?
@@lym7138 then he slamed her on the table like his homework
@@maze56 XD
Me: You're my homework
Crush: Why?
Me: 'Cause imma slam you in the table and do you all night
Crush: Ohh-- WHAT!?!?
Park_ Jin-Young but i won't cause im lazy af
@@iruchanx9385 Here in phiilippines we have the greatest rule. NO HARD HOMEWORK POLICY
Park_ Jin-Young i am in the philippines and i live here.
@@iruchanx9385 Idk if thts true pero sabi ko kay maam asaynment na lang ung tatapusin tas sabi nya makukulong sha
Park_ Jin-Young :0
2nd one. My bf saw this in my history and was like: WhO wAs YoU gAnNa FliRt WiTh?!
Good luck!
2:58
*And everything that falls, breaks*
:3
Weather it’s the sky, tree, or love, they all end up hurting in the end
Why am I silently fangirling after the homework one
Why am I too ? XD
S E X
Same😂🤦🏻♀️
Galaxy Blue that Deku face
Sammmmeeee.
Boy: Did it hurt when yo-
Girl: I have a boyfriend...
Biggest OOF- of the century...
Oooofff
🤣🤣🤣🤣
HAHAHAHAHA
lmaoo
Boy: if you want to know how much I love you, count the stars in the sky
Girl: but it's day
Boy: Exactly
Boy: But there is one other star.
Girl: which one?
Boy: The sun, and it's bright enough to illuminate the entire horizon
Girl: So?
Boy: The flame in my heart burns a billion times brighter than that sun
That was AWESOME!
WOAH THIS 1 WAS ACTUALLY GOOD
Amazing-
This hit me differently like bruh
Woahhh
Boy: how much do you loves me
Girl: count the stars
Boy: wow it's infinite
Girl: no! It's wast of time
Note: only single girls like this
Seriously stupid 😑
Lol for meh.....
M single
And what if he say then waste it on me
“only single girls like this”
_or lesbians-_
@@user-md9mq6do3b I agree with you ...what if he goes on and says if loving is nothin more than just a waste of your time then waste it on me~~
I think I have 1
Me: do u have a crush
Crush: .... no, do u have a crush?
Me: yes
Crush: who
Me: ......
Crush: WHO!?
Me: the one who just sounded like an Owl 🦉
Crush: wh-
I liked that lol
Lol
I wanna try this on my crush but 1. I don't talk to him and 2. I still have to wait 2 weeks to see him because of corona virus
@@sadiereylen4399 me to except mine lives far away from me 😅😢😢😅
@@shamimhelthem5652 Oh that sucks.
When will someone tell me something like this??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Temari Nara how old are you even
@@qyruz why ask?
I guess Shikamaru didn't say any of the sort
Shikamaru couldn't even ask me for a date properly. He was stuttering. I had to guess it !!!!!!! Saying this sort of thing is a real drag for him..........
OMG! TEMARI NARA??? I'M BIG FAN OF THE ANIME NARUTO😂😂
Sasuke: my name is usasuke
Sakura: what's with the "u" and why did you add "u"
Sasuke: because I feel incomplete without u
😁
I have one!:
Boy: "Did you know history is cruel?"
Girl: "How so?"
Boy: "They didn't partner me up with you before"
I’d slam you on the table and do you all night~
*chokes on water*
WOAH THERE BUDDY
Lol😂
WOAH THERE BUCKAROO
God,if someone said to me I'd turn red and I'm black
🤣😆
I slam my homework onto my desk and try not to rip it into tiny pieces
*furiously opens notebook and starts taking notes*
*Hmmmmmmm* 😉
Is is the Death Note or is it just ME?
Thanks for the idea! *gets my folder and writhes the stuff* Thanks again!
that is wut i'm doing too
Get ready for some smartass comeback
As the next Kirito of a game called Swordburst 2, all a need to survive are my solo skills
Whoever wrote those lines really have high flirting mind😂😂🤟🏻👏🏻👏🏻🔥🔥🔥
I'm blushing the whole time and smiling while reading comments even though I don't have a crush!
The sad thing is that my crush is too dumb to understand these pickup lines ☹️😹
Maybe he just acting dumb?? Who knows
Spell XX haha i hope so 😹
@@deaduser3749 hahaha yeah
Aline123aw my sisters crush was using those pick-up lines on her and she didn’t realize...the only reason they’re together is cuz I explained the pickup lines to her lmao
Mochi loll ur the best sis everr 😹
I have one :
"Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away"
Edit :
I posted this months ago and decided to come back and BOOM so many likes Thnx guys and I'm happy that I made y'all laugh and I've seen some triggered people too here of course this pickup line isn't mine but I really liked it so I posted it no need to be rude and say "yOu CoPiEd iT" I never said this was mine and tbh if someone said this pickup line to me I would laugh and not get mad but people can get triggered by it too ya know 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
The hell man?! 😂😂😂😂😂😅
Holy shiteu 😂😂
The hell lmao
Is that a pickup line? then drop it asap😂😂😂
😂😂
Lolol
"Give me a nickname"
"Mine."
oof-
- why don't you have a boyfriend
Me: cuz I'm reserved and my tears are expensive
3:00 Ember: You may fall from the sky
You may fall from the tree
But the best way to fall...
Is in love with me.
Me: *Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?*
(Note: It ain't mine, I just thought to share it here when I heard it.)
Infateneety ikr! Im going to fall alseep forever... K lemme stop 😅😂
i really like your honesty
makes me fall in love:P
Infateneety actually suga from BTS said this too😂😂😂
@@juanitaannemathew8137 oh hi again 😊
@@sankardey9249 why hello:D
Ooo~ I have mine
Are you sure your not tired?
You've been running
trough my mind ALL DAY😍
Aww that a cute one
That's cute
To which I've heard more than one of my schoolmates respond with:
"Why would I be tired? It's such a small space."
@Lioness Rule Turns out that persistence paid off, and some of the guys who were pursuing girls eventually got them.
@Lioness Rule They're annoying as fluff and always fighting, so no.
One of my *FAVORITE* Wattpad story just popped up in my recommendations having *ONE DIRECTION* song in the background!
TH-cam is really strange
Nobody:
Me being a past tiktoker:
I’m insecure
I’m in secure
*I ‘ M I N S E C U R E*
Hello there
Why hello there Insecure, I’m dad!
Why hello there Insecure, I'm mom!
Why hello there Insecure, I’m grandpa!
Why hello there Insecure, I'm grandma
I just took a screenshot of all the pickup lines...
Don't judge me ;-;
I wrote all of them down, so if you're weird, as am I. And I honestly don't think that's a bad thing.
I also take secren shots
I selected the good ones
I did the same thing
hahaha, me too
Someone used the santa one on me once and I was confused because Christmas passed 😂😂
*"did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"*
: *excuse me sir.. I climbed my way here*
Everyone: giving pick up lines
Me: admiring saeran's beauty and vibing with the song
And reading comments 😂😂
@@bts-army324 True
I think i'm gonna takes notes
Same idea bruh
Welsh Dragon same !!!!!
Don't you dare to copy my idea
Ooh 1O1 Plan for Courting
So...
Ya still got it?
Soo my bf tried to flirt with me. This is how:
Him: did it hurt u when u fell from heaven?
Me: no, u caught me
pffffft xd
I was not expecting that. I-
Yall have boyfriends and girlfriends? Ima go cry
@@aebiia i dont, me a single pringle
@@aebiia *cries with but in happiness so i dont have to deal with makeup*
The fact you used this song, makes me the happiest person alive right now.
me: mma try these pickup lines
also me at school: oh i forgot that im still too small to kiss a guy
Guy:Hey you, yeah you. Can you do me a favor??
Girl:I guess so
Guy:Great, have you watched any Harry Potter movies?
Girl:Well, yeah. I've seen all of them.
Guy:Great! Now when I say go all you need to do is just point at me and say the charm that unlocks doors and stuff.
Girl: Um, ok??
Guy: Alright, now. . . go!
Girl: *points* Alohamora
Guy: Wow, it worked!
Girl: What worked??
Guy: You just unlocked my heart😏
.... yeah I know that was kinda cringy but I liked it lol. And on that note I'm just gonna let myself out. . . 😊👋
NO DON'T LEAVE! THAT WAS AMAZING!!
If anyone said this to me, girl or guy, I would marry them right then and there
Not bad bro.It's actually pretty good
Damnnnnnnnn That was good
Omg that is so cuteeee 😍
Me: *try those pickuplines*
Gurl: Huh?
Me: I Like You
Gurl: I Don't Like You I Love You...
*...AS A FRIEND*
Ouch....
Well she did say love you😖
The as a friend part breaks me-
ULTIMATE FRIENDZONE
@Denny Susilo then ask her to watch *Friends with benefits* together
i lost all my middle school friends and now i am alone in depression, thank you
2:28 Dude! That's so good!
No the best pickup line is from a legend..
Joey: how u doin😜
I dont wanna ruin your 69 likes but you know what I am gonna like it before someone else likes it !!!
@@pracheejha4265 u people are really dirty minded xD
Meanwhile:
Spider-man: i dont... feel so good.
I love it. It works all the time
@@pracheejha4265 now i understood those words 😂😂😅
OMG....now I understood from where the guys at my school got these pick up lines....😄😂😜
I also saw some of them here too 🤣
I didnt know tho its just in my recommended vids 😂
Why wanna fall in love while you can fall asleep 😂
yeah! that's my girl!
Me- *wishing my bf to see this and say it *
Who else wants there bf to say this?
👇🏻
I would need a bf first
when your single but still like the comment 🤣
I’m currently doing that for my gf to see what she says
@@ninajie112 literally me 😭 lmao
Dont think this is a pick up line tho but...
"-did it hurt"
"-did what hurt"
"-when u fell from heaven"
"-AWWWW"
"-cause it looks like ur face fell first"
AYEEEE
AYEEEEEEEE
AyeeeeeEEEEeee
AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGURLLLLL
I have one
“Is your body from McDonald’s?”
“Cuz’ I’m lovin it”
Ooooouufff good one
UwU someone here watches True Beauty
Seojun...
Oooo true beauty readers
noice
Boy: hey did it turn when you fell from heaven?
Your choices: (choose one only and type them in the comment)
A) no, my boyfriend caught me
B) no, but I did scrap my knee crawling outta hell *walks away*
C) I dug my way up from hell
D) *looks at him* boring
E) *ignores*
I would choose B 😂😂😂
"The reason why our life's story ends in a short period of time is because no one is out there to be our characters"-Sir Rian (TGC: highschool life WATTPAD story)
Me:Im busy
My crush:wut are u doin
Me:arranging alphabet and putting U and I together
My crush: awwwwwwwwwww.......♥️
Awwwweeeee
yOuNg LoVe iS sO cUtE
aweeee You have the best imagination
How bout this won
Him : You know what does a bee make?
Her : Mmmm...Honey?
Him : Yes,My dear?
Ok I got this like a YEAR AGO and now I remember it out of nowhere so meh
*one
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Whenever i remember the story my eyes get filled with tears🥺🥺
Mine too
The one that said: "You turn my software into my hardware" got me. I can't!! 😭😭
Here’s one that I heard my friend use once.
Him: Hey, how do you spell “me”?
G: “M” “E”.
Him: You forgot the “D”.
G: There is no “D” in “me”
Him: Not yet...
Lol I heard that one before😂😂😂
Cypress King lmao
I don’t get it. Can someone explain
Miraculous Anime d means d*ck and that means she say there is no D*ck in "me"
And the boy said not yet😎(probably)
Diamond Ziey ohh so that’s what it means.
It’s so hard to read the lines with that song I automatically saying the song not the lines 😂
Omg Exactly!! I had to pause the vedio to read 'em, happy I'm not the only one lol ^_^
The whole time I was just listening to the song and I didn't even look at those lines😂 (I miss 1D😭❤)
@@avani9675 yea!! I want them back soo bad 😭
HAHAHA SAME
It was a bad idea watching this while eating noodles. I choked at every line XD
LoL, 🤣
Are you okay?
Boy : wears glasses
Girl:why are you wearing those
Boy: I have to bc our future is so bright together
Girl:..
How many letters are there in English alphabet?
26. Why?
Oh no, I forgot U-R-A-Q-T
Why am i laughing? Lmaoooo Ur a cute?
Its u r a cuty
Wow great job
@@justanormalfamderfolks4540 Thanks
It took me a second to get it.
*"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"*
*No, I'm an angel I have wings*
Hey felix !
🤣🤣🤣 LoL.
Oh god good one
I have one too BOYS WRITE THIS DOWN
"Hey I know you I know your name *"thinking"* agh I forgot Can I call you mine"
"Then I hope the girl says no and say this:"
"No..."
Boy: "Oh ok...."
Girl: "Bcs my name is yours Hi I'm Yours"
And I *Oop*
I was just imagining my crush saying these to me the entire time!