Mass Effect Trilogy - ALL Squadmates & Crew Die in the WORST PLAYTHROUGH EVER (All 3 Games)

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  • @jimcanterak7349
    @jimcanterak7349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3017

    Joker: "How many friends do we have left..."
    Shepard: "I consider you a friend Joker."
    Joker: *sweating*

    • @GeorgeChacon2112
      @GeorgeChacon2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😵

    • @dennygunawan208
      @dennygunawan208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Damn...hahaha

    • @mayrabranham9764
      @mayrabranham9764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤣🤣

    • @felipedamiani8845
      @felipedamiani8845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Joker: come on I am going to die anyway crashing this ship

    • @jedi_connor3030
      @jedi_connor3030 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "Oh come on, Shepard, you know I'll go down with the ship."
      "Noted"

  • @jeffmcmorrough
    @jeffmcmorrough 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2888

    “Tell me another story about The Shepard.”
    “No. It’s too depressing.”

    • @PrinceKelify
      @PrinceKelify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🤣😭

    • @alifeinpurpose
      @alifeinpurpose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😆😂

    • @raychii7361
      @raychii7361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      "To this day, historians look back and question how these incomprehensible strategies ever led to victory."

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      "By all accounts none of us should have survived."

    • @zufalllx
      @zufalllx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ROTFL

  • @H3lios227
    @H3lios227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4056

    This man did it. He did what the reapers could never do

    • @matthewclark703
      @matthewclark703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Que Tokyo ghoul unravel music

    • @BrotherMag
      @BrotherMag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Big Dan is such a mad lad!

    • @SharkWolf-lz3ov
      @SharkWolf-lz3ov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's nice to know that the 3 endings have consequences and can be limited based on what you did through out the trilogy. You will have less options if you didn't accomplish a certain goal. Example: You can only do the destroy ending now since you have low war assets.
      I'm also kind of disappointed that you need to have a really high amount of war assets in order to get the synthesis ending. The amount I have reached on my playthroughs have been 5,500 somewhere.

    • @obijuanquenobi1911
      @obijuanquenobi1911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He should have done it with a bald crackhead Shepard like some other guy…

    • @KritoSkywaker
      @KritoSkywaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@obijuanquenobi1911
      You talking about the "Saddest Party on the Citadel" videos?

  • @KamilDrakari
    @KamilDrakari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1436

    2:39 "Only lost one squadmate in the first game" Dan really did Jenkins dirty like that.

    • @kevinbernardini1293
      @kevinbernardini1293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Jenkins pulled out a “Leeroy”, he wasn’t squad material

    • @JHenry-nz7hy
      @JHenry-nz7hy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@kevinbernardini1293 Was to be expected. His name is literally Richard Leeroy Jenkins.

    • @RevolverOcelot1
      @RevolverOcelot1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@JHenry-nz7hy oh my god. He just ran in.

    • @RimeyCH
      @RimeyCH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah that's total bullshit! everyone knows Jenkins is the best Squadmate!

    • @matthewsimon6170
      @matthewsimon6170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kevinbernardini1293 actually, we tell him to move up, he didn't rush in.

  • @zaneex4043
    @zaneex4043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +991

    Cerberus cemented their place as the true villains of the trilogy by bringing this mad man back from the dead 🤦‍♂️

    • @maurymanna19
      @maurymanna19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      top tier commentary

    • @RokuHanmar
      @RokuHanmar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Only Mordin could've resurrected him. Someone else might've gotten it wrong

    • @danmarusan2878
      @danmarusan2878 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@RokuHanmar someone DID everything wrong in this playthrough.

    • @christhovhannisyan2074
      @christhovhannisyan2074 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@maurymanna19 "cemented" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭im weaakk

    • @nekorei2023
      @nekorei2023 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danmarusan2878 im crying

  • @caveresch
    @caveresch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Truly love that Shepards come back to Wrex after dooming his species is "member how I got you that armor buddy?"

    • @protonjones54
      @protonjones54 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      "C'mon Wrexie boi, remember how I got you back your dad's shitty armor that one time? Buddy o'le pal? Buddy rooskie? Brood brotha from anotha motha? NO?"
      💥🔫😃

  • @awesomehpt8938
    @awesomehpt8938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1659

    I now know that wearing pink goggles is a sign that someone is evil.

    • @jimmym3352
      @jimmym3352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      and purple armor

    • @nathanlevesque7812
      @nathanlevesque7812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Nah, my Engineer is just a Barbie girl in a Barbie worr-uurrold.

    • @JaeshaunDT
      @JaeshaunDT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@jimmym3352 that was totally my last shep. had on dark purple and pink and wore the mnemonic visor lol

  • @ThePhanatik116
    @ThePhanatik116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    Dude seeing Wrex absolutely hurt that his friend would betray him was actually heart wrenching

    • @JoviaI1
      @JoviaI1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      The Wrex scene got me the most. He's such a bro and had been through so much.

    • @ivanschweizer9146
      @ivanschweizer9146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      yeah, even Tali didn't seem as betrayed more just sad that her people died. But killing Wrex like that was horrible to see

    • @ScorpiusXVI
      @ScorpiusXVI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Seeing Miranda cry was the worst part.

    • @uranium-3789
      @uranium-3789 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My renegade Shepard literally can never do it.

    • @deontaeavila3514
      @deontaeavila3514 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah

  • @BySpartan
    @BySpartan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1074

    15:12 if you didnt choose the renegade option there, Wrex would say ''Whats the matter Ashley not here no save you? Oh right you killed her too''

    • @PikangsFutaba
      @PikangsFutaba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Actually it depends a lot of your overall reputation, if is very renegade Wrex will always say that "all humans should go to hell" line.

    • @n2badsam420
      @n2badsam420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@PikangsFutaba That line is the equivalent to blaming fast food places for making you fat.

    • @iterationfackshet1990
      @iterationfackshet1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PikangsFutaba thing is is that this Shepard isn’t that renegade.

    • @donnyyasu2764
      @donnyyasu2764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Damn, Wrex is vicious in battle and with words lol

    • @protonjones54
      @protonjones54 ปีที่แล้ว

      💀💀💀

  • @davidcameron5308
    @davidcameron5308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    It's crazy to think that the player can force the Mass Effect universe into the post-apocalyptic genre

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "There's nothing as great... as Fallout."

    • @theshadows1416
      @theshadows1416 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@metetural9140 it doesn't matter how long this takes but one day a argument will manifest into of existance between the fallout 1,2, New Vegas fans and fallout 3, 4, 76 fans

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@theshadows1416 Don't tempt them you fool!

    • @nightterrors2976
      @nightterrors2976 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@theshadows1416 fallout 4 is the best

  • @mattbelanich1
    @mattbelanich1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Star child: why are you here?
    Shepard: more like how, amirite?

  • @MrMantekoso
    @MrMantekoso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    Mordin: Had to be me, someone else might have gotten it wrong.
    Shepard: Oh I will my friend

    • @napoleoncomplex2712
      @napoleoncomplex2712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Mordin from the afterlife: 'That was not supposed to be taken as a challenge.'

    • @tyranasorusrex
      @tyranasorusrex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shepherd Had a plan like his ancestor Dutch... Get every one killed and we need money lol.

    • @HugoRBMarques
      @HugoRBMarques ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shepard: "Yes I fucking will!"

    • @protonjones54
      @protonjones54 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@napoleoncomplex2712 mordin returned to omega?

  • @Anonymos185
    @Anonymos185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    23:20 Man, imagine if this guy found a pair of pink goggles instead as a tribute to Shepards incompetence

  • @emeraldknight72
    @emeraldknight72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Man, there are “the worst timelines,” and then this one points and laughs at them.

    • @TheItzal11
      @TheItzal11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I mean he didn't keep morinth alive to become an banshee or jack alive to get recaptured and turned into a phantom soo....

    • @anthonytitone
      @anthonytitone 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheItzal11also could’ve killed Wrex on Virmire

    • @aleksanderz2320
      @aleksanderz2320 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@anthonytitonehe said why, I think if you watch this video you will get it xd

    • @anthonytitone
      @anthonytitone 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@aleksanderz2320 I get why he did it but I disagree because the Krogan r far worse off wirh Wreav, it’s subjective tho both r terrible outcomes

  • @tentrilliconlp7748
    @tentrilliconlp7748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1487

    The scene where Joker lists everyone who died really made me laugh.

    • @miketacos9034
      @miketacos9034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      He shoulda said, “Did I miss anyone?”

    • @jackpfefferkorn3734
      @jackpfefferkorn3734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      They clearly didn't plan for the list to be that long, it sounded super unnatural.

    • @_Tomon
      @_Tomon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I stopped and wondered if it's true in-game footage or a montage :-D Holy hell

    • @sarenarterius6217
      @sarenarterius6217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Can you put a time stamp, please? I don't wanna to see all this carnage lol

    • @nsagoogle9581
      @nsagoogle9581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@sarenarterius6217 30 seconds into the video

  • @drmattconrad77
    @drmattconrad77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    To be fair on my first time through I had the Quarians die to the Geth and then the Geth die when I destroyed the Reapers. On the bright side there is really cheap property available on Rannoch.

    • @miketacos9034
      @miketacos9034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      How is it possible to do this?!?! Morally, I mean.

    • @sandrogamer30018
      @sandrogamer30018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I always destroy the space toasters, then I build that House for me and Tali with the toaster's scrap metal and live like a King.
      No more toasted breads but I can live with that.

    • @earlysteven123
      @earlysteven123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But Tali though… :(

    • @Flame_FirE
      @Flame_FirE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tali doesnt need a suicide mission to die
      She can do it herself
      And you did that
      :(

    • @jek4587
      @jek4587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sandrogamer30018 Man you just made my day.

  • @GSpotFrenzy
    @GSpotFrenzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1198

    Christ, I didn't even know you COULD get your squad killed during the beam charge.

    • @silvy3047
      @silvy3047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      And without the extended cut they don't even get a cutscene, just lying dead in front of maurader shields

    • @constantinefedotov8394
      @constantinefedotov8394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      My first ME3 playthrough resulted in it, although I haven't failed anything before this moment

    • @Oceansama
      @Oceansama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Didn't even know Liara could die, honestly.

    • @felipedamiani1613
      @felipedamiani1613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Neither me

    • @GTAVictor9128
      @GTAVictor9128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@Oceansama
      Yeah, even I forgot about it.
      But considering how Liara is featured in the next Mass Effect teaser trailer, we can confidently say that this ending is not cannon just like Shepard dying in ME2.

  • @Durandalski
    @Durandalski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    That was so painful to watch. Garrus’ death, murdering Wrex, Tali’s suicide, and poor Liara. Ai yai yai.

  • @mastar5469
    @mastar5469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +971

    I could never commit such atrocity. It’s madness lol. But hey, at least we have Big Dan here to do stuff like this for us, so we don’t have to. 😂

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He should go

    • @evolutionari
      @evolutionari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me, too. I watched this entire video with my eyebrows raised, like how? My first ever playthrough was ME2 back in it was first released and I had no idea loyalty missions could save them. I only did a couple and when some died I was devastated lol

    • @robertyoung9988
      @robertyoung9988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No we HAD Big Dan.... Nobody survived that play through.... Not even the player

  • @nsagoogle9581
    @nsagoogle9581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Shepard standing in front of memorial plaque:
    "I'm Commander Shepard and this is now my favourite spot on the Citadel!"

  • @mingQWERTY
    @mingQWERTY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    Well done on sending Jacob to the vents
    He did volunteer so...

    • @texasarbiter8454
      @texasarbiter8454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Dirty Cheaters go in the tube

    • @invertedangel
      @invertedangel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      its like the game wants us to kill him... telling us it's okay..... send him to the tube..shepard...

    • @AMoistBum
      @AMoistBum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@invertedangel I am crying at this comment lol I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time

    • @StLuxiya
      @StLuxiya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I mean, does it even qualify as a bad decision?

    • @KingdomHeart723
      @KingdomHeart723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@StLuxiya Of course it does, you chose to listen to Jacob Taylor

  • @123Nightcloud
    @123Nightcloud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Oh my god seeing Joker try to get away from the explosion at the end genuinely almost made me cry - I love him so much ugh it hurt to see lol

    • @kevinthunder3375
      @kevinthunder3375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Him and Traynor both, yea.

    • @noahcennerilli7975
      @noahcennerilli7975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was the only cutscene you could get before the extended cut released i think

    • @Whiteythereaper
      @Whiteythereaper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@noahcennerilli7975 Yeah my memory of ME3 was that even when I got a high EMS Shepard Survived Destroy ending, the Normandy always took damage from the blast & Joker was always trying his hardest to get away from it. When I finished my 1st run of Legendary, he's calmly working and the Normandy even picks up speed and clearly gets away as the music swells to a climax

  • @Jedi_Spartan
    @Jedi_Spartan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Mass Effect TH-camrs - finding the darkest outcomes so that you don't have to.

    • @GTAVictor9128
      @GTAVictor9128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "This is the darkest timeline."

    • @Jedi_Spartan
      @Jedi_Spartan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@GTAVictor9128 There are two ways it could have been darker:
      1) Not bothering to recruit Garrus until Mass Effect 2.
      2) Keeping Samara alive for Mass Effect 3, ignoring the Paragon Interrupt to save her and then executing her last Ardat Yakshi daughter.

    • @GTAVictor9128
      @GTAVictor9128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Jedi_Spartan
      Also keeping Jack alive to then ignore Grissom Academy so that she gets turned into a phantom.

    • @YourKingJDG
      @YourKingJDG 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jedi_Spartan I thought you had to recruit garrus

    • @YourKingJDG
      @YourKingJDG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GTAVictor9128 I didn’t know priority missions passed time so I got her killed by accident.

  • @PartigradeCannon
    @PartigradeCannon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    On TV Tropes, there was this liveblog called "The Adventure of Failure Shepard or How Not to Play the Mass Effect Trilogy", which didn't just get your squadmates killed, but also got as many people killed as possible.

    • @jomnix
      @jomnix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Even the player die...

  • @thetallwarden
    @thetallwarden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    I've never seen that James memory when you're going for destroy thats wild

    • @jamesmclean8623
      @jamesmclean8623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Same! Cos James has to die, and I didn't even know he could

    • @emilioa.bayardoarceo758
      @emilioa.bayardoarceo758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Damn yes... see him smiling and dying is... even more heartbreaking that I thought

    • @protonjones54
      @protonjones54 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      rip creatine bro

  • @N.B.456
    @N.B.456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I think that it can get even worse if Jack survives ME2, but you don't save grissom academy. Not only do you hear her being tortured but then you have to fight her.

  • @amouramarie
    @amouramarie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "This one's gonna hurt..." Garrus is the Mass Effect _player's_ soulmate, regardless of Shepard.

    • @djeldj
      @djeldj ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Since I plsy male is he my bro mate with tali being my waifu

    • @greasy8394
      @greasy8394 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know you feel this lol

    • @contown731
      @contown731 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@djeldj Same here. Besides, the Garrus bromance is better than the romance.

  • @StarCraftNOOB204
    @StarCraftNOOB204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Honestly the Liara and James one was actually horrifying. The casual brutality of it compared to all of the other ways of loosing squad mates is just jaw dropping, especially when you don't get given any time at all for that to then sink it.

    • @Carlosdreamur
      @Carlosdreamur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      10 years later and I always thought liara and James would survive each ending aside from refusal. That scene caught me so off guard… weird to think Hackett is the only immortal character

    • @dennygunawan208
      @dennygunawan208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How could you even get them killed? Is it the low war asset?

    • @YourKingJDG
      @YourKingJDG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Honestly I think it’s saddest when garrus is there.

    • @riotgoeswoof
      @riotgoeswoof 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dennygunawan208 War asset, yea.

    • @kevinthunder3375
      @kevinthunder3375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@YourKingJDG eh, I was never a big Garrus fan but to each their own.

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    In my Cycle, we used to throw squadmates out of the airlock so we can escape a pursuing Reaper.
    -Javik, problably.

    • @protonjones54
      @protonjones54 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We're outta flares... eject the Wizzo 😂

  • @mlabrant
    @mlabrant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I can't seem to stop laughing. I could never do this but am glad Big Dan did. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @BySpartan
    @BySpartan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    9:47 LMAO Joker is literally us

    • @BigDanGaming
      @BigDanGaming  3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Shep: It seemed like the right choice.
      Joker: Uhh.... alright...

  • @Lolavs
    @Lolavs ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I honestly like this ending a lot. Shepherd and his crew faced impossible odds, and they succeeded at the cost of all of their lives.

  • @JosephHauger
    @JosephHauger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    A follow-up: Shore Leave DLC with so many of the characters dead...

    • @Vyury
      @Vyury 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The Saddest Party On The Citadel from the GameSpot.

    • @devildavin
      @devildavin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@Vyury shepard dancing in his apartment and the only one there is Glyph

    • @manubishe
      @manubishe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      party in the cemetary.

  • @gazelle_diamond9768
    @gazelle_diamond9768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Okay, I'll be honest, out of all of these, Tali's suicide really hits hardest. All the others either died in fights or were killed by Shepard, but she just.... did it herself.
    Somehow Tali always manages to make the most emotionally scarring scenes.

    • @pet3tyak
      @pet3tyak 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      For me, it hits so hard because it's YOUR choice at the end and not simple consequence of your mistakes that you were not aware of before. Killing Wrex on Virmire or losing someone in me2 is such a mistake (and many other examples), not curing genophage is the choice you unlikely make (especially at first playthrough). But this choice on Rannoch (considering some mistakes leading to having no ideal option) can be made either way because you want sacrifice neither of two sides. I think this choice more about quarians - of course you want to save Tali, but admirals are really retarded and don't want peace even if geth ready to cooperate. So you decide save friend or or don't let these mfs slaughter another race

  • @francoislatulippe7183
    @francoislatulippe7183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    When i saw that you romanced Miranda, I just knew you would use the dumping Miranda trick to kill her 😂 you're so mean Dan

    • @Dark_Voice
      @Dark_Voice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Actually, that was his mistake because he couldnt kill Orianna now, only shoot her in the leg.

  • @XyzzySqrl
    @XyzzySqrl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The Citadel DLC is just Shepard dancing alone in his apartment with a bottle.

  • @ArticWS
    @ArticWS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Fantastic video. Still, though you do briefly show it, I wish you got into how in this worst ending the Catalyst's 'Destruction' weapon gets out of control and fries Earth to a crisp. You see London get absolutely *evaporated* and then the entire surface of the Earth getting engulfed in flames. Now, THAT is a grim ending! Granted, it doesn't concern the characters Shepard cares about (I get why you focus on them), but the entire planet of the protagonist's species becoming apparently uninhabitable is still a big deal.

    • @teecee1827
      @teecee1827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Earth got Kharaked, and they didn't even get a mothership for their troubles.

    • @mikeanderson1722
      @mikeanderson1722 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah, we could just re-settle Rannoch since no one is using it anymore.

  • @MrRedberet
    @MrRedberet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Ngl, just watching the video all the way through almost made me break into tears. Doing an actual playthrough like this would just make me hate myself so kudos to you for enduring the experience, Dan. You've done what most of us Mass Effect fans wouldn't.

  • @needcloroxnow
    @needcloroxnow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Joker lowkey dissing Shepard about his awful leadership 0:33 LOL

    • @kingpet
      @kingpet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      i thought joker were wgoing to go down the list and have take 5 minutes 😂

    • @aw2584
      @aw2584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      They shouldve made a hidden dialogue where if you kill every possible squadmate up to that point, Joker lists not just them but every friendly deceased character like major Kirrahae or whatever his name is, Dr Chocolates, any random victim of Something's Hope "cleansing" (aka Shep shooting everyone in the face instead of knoxking them out with those grenades he had), making the whole conversation lasting few minutes just to roast Shep and effectively the player too 💀

  • @OmegaTC666
    @OmegaTC666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Let's be honest, we all thought our kill em all runs were perfect. Dan has just showed us all up 😂

    • @candyhochstmann4632
      @candyhochstmann4632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      not exactly the perfect run, because they kill the reapers in the end and someone still lifes. For the real perfect just shoot the child in the end, then you have really kill everyone.

    • @OmegaTC666
      @OmegaTC666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@candyhochstmann4632 True, but by also killing the Reapers, he extends the body count by the millions :)

    • @merrickmiller1224
      @merrickmiller1224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually he did a very mild run on this. Theres significantly worse choices he missed.

    • @channel45853
      @channel45853 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@candyhochstmann4632 no, he has to walk away to kill everyone

    • @candyhochstmann4632
      @candyhochstmann4632 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@channel45853 if you shoot the child it will disapear and the Reapers carry out their normal stuff (killing everyone). It is like a walk away.

  • @jaspertonnon1409
    @jaspertonnon1409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Literally last night I was watching the Dragon Age one and thought "Man, I really hope Big Dan is doing one for Mass Effect, my fav trilogy ever" and here it is!

  • @noktin
    @noktin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Wrex' death was brutal, but Tali's just broke my heart. Which sadistic bastard decided that should be in the game?

  • @awesomehpt8938
    @awesomehpt8938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I could never do this. I always save everyone I can.

  • @sithmaster4305
    @sithmaster4305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "How many more friends do we need to lose commander?"
    "I don't know how many are left?"

  • @NathanT_Performer
    @NathanT_Performer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    At least this was probably one of the shortest playthroughs you've done

  • @vette1
    @vette1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Its crazy how you can see how the destroy ending change like it kills everything this time but normally with high assets its leaves a ton of things alive

    • @Robidu1973
      @Robidu1973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's linked to the Crucible: If you score too low on your War Assets, the device inevitably gets severely damaged and so backfires.

    • @protonjones54
      @protonjones54 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly it makes sense. When you collect various war assets in ME3 and read their descriptions, a lot of them explain how each artifact helps the engineers translate the blueprints of the crucible. Without enough design works and development the crucible is just a crude nuke that hits everyone

    • @soaringraven0
      @soaringraven0 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@protonjones54 or the fleets protecting the crucible from getting damaged, theoretically
      more ground forces maybe clearing up from needing air support too?

  • @CLfreak246
    @CLfreak246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    14:49 I never expected that line in this cutscene.
    Also, things go immediately wrong as soon as we head to earth with less than minimum Galactic fleet strength. We see that the fleets in Sword are getting demolished as soon we give the attack command.

  • @napoleoncomplex2712
    @napoleoncomplex2712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    If there's one thing to be said for such a nightmarish potential ending, it does at least allow for new appreciation of the best endings. Saving everyone from complete oblivion is much more meaningful when the ending could have left everyone dead.

  • @starkraver-7938
    @starkraver-7938 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Liara's death hit me hard there...the look on her face as she reaches out to you is haunting...and then she's vaporised

  • @emilioa.bayardoarceo758
    @emilioa.bayardoarceo758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Dan... damn... I, I can't even describe how bad and sad I felt...
    And, thanks for giving this. Is so hard to imagine how broken this end will left the people.

  • @frostylolman666
    @frostylolman666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    That confrontation with Wrex is amazing, god damn.

    • @SharkWolf-lz3ov
      @SharkWolf-lz3ov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's funny how Wrex is SOOO mad at you through this playthrough. I mean... you let a bomb blow up on his planet, which Wrex tells you about during the confrontation. You sabotage a cure for his people. AND he feels so betrayed, especially just like he is being USED just for Shepard's own benefits for his mission. Yeah, I can understand why Wrex is 1,000% pissed off.

  • @Mr.VaSimple
    @Mr.VaSimple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    We definitely need an additional video about Citadel DLC with this choices.

    • @sirebellum0
      @sirebellum0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Insert Will Smith empty room meme *

    • @ThePastaBolognese
      @ThePastaBolognese 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Inviting everyone to the party but it's just EDI and Joker

  • @internationalfailure9997
    @internationalfailure9997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "I'm sure Miranda can pull this off, right?"
    Me in my 1st playthrough of Mass Effect 2

    • @fuhrerhosty
      @fuhrerhosty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well, she did literally just ask for it by saying that anyone with biotics is capable like it was a piece of cake just as Jacob volunteered to go into the vents. Guess they both just wanted to get offed Xd.

    • @armorfrogentertainment
      @armorfrogentertainment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Let's see, we have... a 700 year old space paladin, someone created to be the strongest possible human biotic, and also Miranda.

    • @Dark_Voice
      @Dark_Voice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fuhrerhosty Thing is that Miranda kills someone else, not herself.

    • @Dark_Voice
      @Dark_Voice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@armorfrogentertainment Tbh though, Miranda was made to be perfect which would mean perfect biotics as well and the fact she cant hold it is imo a forced and badly written consequence.

    • @Kreze202
      @Kreze202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Dark_Voice Yeah, honestly for all the talks of "My parents created me to be perfect" her biotics sure is anything but. It's pretty obvious that Jacob isn't the right choice for the door assignment but everything throughout ME2 suggested that Miranda is more than capable to hold the goddamn barriers, from the fact that she was created to be the perfect human to the fact that she said any biotic would be able to do the job.

  • @alifeinpurpose
    @alifeinpurpose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Absolutely crazy he achieved what the reapers couldn’t even do from this play through; it cut me deep when I saw Jacob, Garrus, and Samara bite the bullet within minutes of each other

  • @sirpotatolord2219
    @sirpotatolord2219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Dan: *chooses to save ashley over kaiden*
    Me: yes. This is the darkest timeline indeed.

    • @christineherrmann205
      @christineherrmann205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I thought the same thing: " Whelp.... all downhill from here..."

    • @kevinthunder3375
      @kevinthunder3375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well, actually, I usually save her. She is more interesting.

    • @sirpotatolord2219
      @sirpotatolord2219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kevinthunder3375 your not wrong, but she is more interesting in the worst way possible

    • @kalinmir
      @kalinmir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kaiden who?

    • @kevinthunder3375
      @kevinthunder3375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sirpotatolord2219 eh not really. She seems real. Plus, I love her relationship with her family. Especially her sisters.

  • @ZoeBellCake
    @ZoeBellCake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This actually hurt my heart to watch. Thank you for doing the thing that no one else was brave enough to do.

  • @Darkschool6
    @Darkschool6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Amazing video! Kudos to you for suffering through this so that we didn’t have to.

  • @francoislatulippe7183
    @francoislatulippe7183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ho? I learned something very new today. That little nod at the end if you kept the collector base giving only the control option is very interresting!

  • @La_cabine_de_Cabine
    @La_cabine_de_Cabine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I'm happy to say that I'm part of the 0.1% of people that did that crazy thing of killing the entire galaxy, and then tried the citadel DLC

    • @StLuxiya
      @StLuxiya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nani?

    • @aldaircontreras9523
      @aldaircontreras9523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And what happens?

    • @La_cabine_de_Cabine
      @La_cabine_de_Cabine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watch "The Saddest party on the citadel" on youtube, they also killed everyone and did the DLC, it's really empty and the cool moments are lame, it's funny

  • @cracked21
    @cracked21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    you could resolve peace between the quarians and the geth with all of the accumulated renegade points, but you specifically killed them, which is twisted lmao

    • @justicetaylor3050
      @justicetaylor3050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Possibly, but there's an extra set of conditions to meet for establishing peace.

    • @GeneralMattimo
      @GeneralMattimo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tali and Legion need the both be alive and you need the admiral on your side which he said he had deliberately messed up earlier

  • @BrokenToy
    @BrokenToy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Funny how you made this video just now as I was also thinking of doing a pure chaotic playthrough doing the absolute worst ways to do the trilogy. Imagine doing a live stream of these worst choices and seeing that chat freak out?! XD

    • @Amarrente
      @Amarrente 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was actually in ME2 of my "fuck it up" playthrough but stopped when I saw he was working on this. It hurt my soul too much to kill everyone

  • @BoJangles42
    @BoJangles42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Harbinger: “Your extinction is inevitable.”
    Shepard: “Copy that.”

  • @achilles9448
    @achilles9448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mass Effect is my favorite games of all time and I really thought I seen all the cutscenes but this video blew my mind and I had no idea that you can get your Squad killed while running down to the beam and I had no idea that ending even existed... thank you big Dan for all your work on your videos and we really do appreciate it I'm a really big fan of yours

  • @leen8430
    @leen8430 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh, Dan. I know I'm late to the party, but discovering your channel two days ago has reignited my burning love for Mass Effect, and I can't stop watching your videos on it. Meanwhile, I downloaded the Legendary Edition as I've never played it, but considering my many classic playthroughs before, I considered shaking things up. And eventually I arrived at the exact question you answered in this video. Thanks for giving me an out, I don't think I could have actually let my people die like that... but man, it was fascinating, devastating and at times hilarious to watch. You rock!

  • @awesomehpt8938
    @awesomehpt8938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    You killed Garrus and Mordin! Unforgivable! 😭😭😭

    • @dankertester
      @dankertester 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, to be fair, someone else might have gotten it wrong ;)

    • @sandrogamer30018
      @sandrogamer30018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHo cares about that dammed Turian. He always perishes on my playthroughs.

    • @LopsidedMoz
      @LopsidedMoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sandrogamer30018 based

  • @Timbo_Slice
    @Timbo_Slice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I love that in the "evry bad decision" playthrough, he picks Ashley on Virmie. Proof that she truly is the worse option.

  • @viktorbarney6795
    @viktorbarney6795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    You’re going to have to put me on suicide watch after struggling through this Dan.

  • @bastardhyena7882
    @bastardhyena7882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Shepard shooting Mordin really hurt...

  • @edwardfindley8483
    @edwardfindley8483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's almost a work of art. And the intestinal fortitude it would take to complete this project of poor choices was on par with none other. Bravo sir, bravo.

  • @chop54321
    @chop54321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Letting Chakwas die was literally the worst part of this video. Just Brutal.
    I also like how Joker is just sick of your shit in ME3 with the Rachni queen lol

  • @LegallyBlindGamer7926
    @LegallyBlindGamer7926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Now that you’ve done this, I’m curious. What is the absolute maximum amount of War Assets you can get in a playthrough? What does Mass Effect 3 consider to be a “perfect run” through the trilogy?

    • @NEMESIS.3337
      @NEMESIS.3337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i did that 3 days ago in my oldests version games on ps3 . 0% multiplayer and everyone alive

    • @BigVito109
      @BigVito109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I got over 8100 on my last play through

    • @NEMESIS.3337
      @NEMESIS.3337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@BigVito109 is possible 8200

    • @LegallyBlindGamer7926
      @LegallyBlindGamer7926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ooh! Maybe Big Dan could help The Completionist do this if he ever chooses to cover the Mass Effect trilogy on his channel.

    • @sebastianandrade317
      @sebastianandrade317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got 8276

  • @itzzaamia
    @itzzaamia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Zaeed screaming SHEPAAAAD and then exploding is so funny I had to rewatch it 5 times

  • @justthor5970
    @justthor5970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Holy fuck. That was really hard to watch but interesting.. never have I thought this would be an outcome for mass effect 3, when I did my worst play through on purpose it was bad, but what you’ve done is truly horrifying. Well done sir! 👏🏾👏🏾

  • @revan3970
    @revan3970 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Shepard, speaking directly to his own life: "I should go."

  • @MrMantekoso
    @MrMantekoso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Jesus Christ that Tali scene jumping to he sea gave me shivers. So sad 😓

  • @10Adragon
    @10Adragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You should've done the Citadel DLC and put the near empty squad photo, is haunting and sad. Also shooting the star child might have been a worst ending that destroy.

    • @erickpoorbaugh6728
      @erickpoorbaugh6728 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least in the Refuse ending the less-advanced species are spared, the mass relays and citadel survive, and it's implied that the next cycle was able to defeat the Reapers. Low-EMS Destroy saves a remnant of the spacefaring species, but at the cost of most of the non-spacefaring species also dying (star child says that "few organics will survive," not just spacefaring organics) along with all of the Geth, and also ruins the galactic infrastructure and causes post-apocalyptic situations galaxy-wide, with all of the chaos that entails. I'd say that Low-EMS Destroy causes more harm than it prevents, especially if you value all sapient lives equally and not just the spacefaring organics (who are the only ones to benefit from Low-EMS Destroy).

    • @werty21100
      @werty21100 ปีที่แล้ว

      SO BE IT (reaper voice)

  • @sirguinea3513
    @sirguinea3513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Well technically the worst ending would be Refusal, where you shoot the Catalyst, continuing the reaper cycle

  • @HillysYT
    @HillysYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It really seems like you are hitting your stride with these videos. Loved it!
    I've completed the trilogy countless times, and there were some scenes in here that I haven't seen. Well done Dan

  • @whynotylang-ylang1162
    @whynotylang-ylang1162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hackett speech at the end gave me goose bump. He believed in Shep, he believed in humanity he never given up and even if the battle was a catastrophy he take the blame. I love him

    • @billyboleson2830
      @billyboleson2830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hacketts VA perfomance is underrated

  • @jrobb7282
    @jrobb7282 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Now this is a man who knows how to kill his squad” - Captain Anderson

  • @protonjones54
    @protonjones54 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    9:38 joker's reaction fucking killed me, just a pure "Shepard you dumbass" comment 😂😂
    19:58 also the star child, his "how the fuck did you make it this far?" response lol

    • @GrandPapi95
      @GrandPapi95 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂

  • @copilots3159
    @copilots3159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Wait....squadmates can die during the conduit charge?! I've beaten this game an unholy amount of times and I never knew that was even a thing.
    I weirdly like the extended cut on this outcome of the ending, it really hammers home how hard the reapers were to beat.

    • @Chirpysemperboy
      @Chirpysemperboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It also shows how BADLY you have to botch everything from Mass Effect 2 and onward

  • @patavinity1262
    @patavinity1262 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would say technically the "refuse" choice is still objectively worse.

  • @malcolmredhead5266
    @malcolmredhead5266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Dude you must have really wanted to show us this if you were willing to get every squadmate killed I would never do a playthrough like that

  • @nolanschotanus2769
    @nolanschotanus2769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The truth is that nobody on earth is THAT cruel enough to get this ending on a blind playthrough.

    • @dennygunawan208
      @dennygunawan208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha true...he really needs to plan to do this.

  • @ronniejensen8142
    @ronniejensen8142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I will always associate those goggles and pink armor with incompetent Shepard now. It's almost like you've created your own Mass Effect icon.

  • @BySpartan
    @BySpartan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I guess Shepard and The hero of ferelden would be great friends

  • @user-bz9of6tn6l
    @user-bz9of6tn6l 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Joker listing off the people who died so far made me laugh uncontrollably.😂

  • @yellowpaine
    @yellowpaine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you for this video, because i NEVER could do all of that in one playthrough. It would totally break me too. I always have to be a little paragon, even with my renegade runs.

  • @jackpfefferkorn3734
    @jackpfefferkorn3734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I cracked up every time you said "I feel like I'm forgetting something..."

  • @paragon1172000
    @paragon1172000 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel like Blonde Shepard did the ending of ME2 slightly worse. Only Morinth survived.

  • @CaptRobau
    @CaptRobau ปีที่แล้ว

    I've always wondered if this was possible. I'm so glad you went through all the trouble!

  • @josemourinho3582
    @josemourinho3582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    4:23 Defo best moment in the entire Mass Effect Trilogy,

    • @kingpet
      @kingpet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      my boy jacob took a missile to the face hahaha

    • @GTAVictor9128
      @GTAVictor9128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kingpet
      "I probably deserved that."

    • @mafscoolas8754
      @mafscoolas8754 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      seriously who likes jacob

    • @StLuxiya
      @StLuxiya 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mafscoolas8754 blond FemShep?

  • @dablotte9200
    @dablotte9200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Joker's expression as he desperately tries to escape the blast absolutely destroys me. Thank you for making this, so I never have to suffer through an actual playthrough of seeing everyone I love die because of how stupid I was!

    • @assordante2205
      @assordante2205 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same, that was the worst one for me. First, there's the panic. Then there's the fire and sparks right behind his ears. Then, once the explosion catches up and starts banging the back of the ship around, tearing it apart.
      Poor Joker, man, he deserved way better.

  • @therealr38el62
    @therealr38el62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These videos are some of the best out there. As a lifetime fan of ME, I can never bring myself to do anything remotely like this. However, after watching this I wonder what the low ems control ending would look like when it comes to the memorial scene. Obviously some people (Joker, EDI, the geth, javik, traynor, etc) survive. But who would hand sheps name up on the memorial if James and Liara died on the run to the beam? I'd be interested to see how that scene plays out as the low ems control ending doesn't kill the Normandy like the low ems destroy does (or so I believe I'm not 100% sure) Would be cool to see the control side of this playthrough if you'd saved the collector base!

  • @plainwhitethies6458
    @plainwhitethies6458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had the idea to do this out of curiosity, but after watching your video and choking up at some of the deaths, I realized that I never would've been able to stomach it. Watching Tali throw herself to her death and watching Liara get incinerated with that look on her face.....fuck. Congrats to you for pulling this off, but man, what a horrible way for things to go.

  • @jvondd
    @jvondd ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There's a much simpler way to get the worst ending: reject the star child's options. If you do that, everyone dies.

  • @lightning1910
    @lightning1910 ปีที่แล้ว

    How many years later and I’m still learning new things about this game! Thanks Big Dan!

  • @kevinscott3047
    @kevinscott3047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As someone who romanced Liara, seeing her get vaporized by the reaper beam made me die a little inside

  • @starfleetcaptain5413
    @starfleetcaptain5413 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Such a cold hearted playthrough, thanks for doing this so i don't have to