Honestly as crappy as this show was Shao Kahn was written to perfection. This and the street fighter cartoon really did amazing at writing their villains.
Imagine if you were an MK fan around this time and you saw that, and though "Hm, this guy seems to be a very unimportant cartoon exclusive character. Let's just forget about him."
8:34, I do love how Sonya's a total bitch to Jax the entire video and then at the end when he owns her she starts to cry for our sympathy. Nope, didn't work.
@@twlightwolf8463 The leader of Shirai Ryu was once Lin Kuei but then he left to Japan to start his own clan. There, they would be called ninja but still use Lin Kuei teachings. The Lin Kuei see this as an insult. MK Mythologies sheds more on how insulting this is when Quan Chi calls Bi Han a ninja and he immediately responds with I'm not a ninja, I'm Lin Kuei.
Sonya constantly saying "KOMBAT TIME!!" should have been one of Cassie Cage's intro slogans especially if Sonya is her opponent. Cassie: KOMBAT TIME!! Sonya; Ugh, why did I have to say that all the time?
Sub Zero was getting bossed around by freaking Stryker and he was allergic to heat, and a night wolf jet, and Jax was fat, and Sonya was evil, and Kitana was the daughter of a Bird man, and Sonya was a total jerk, and why did they show us two horses making out, and Sonya got mad because Jax tried tasting her face cream, he didn't even make fun of her he didn't say anything he just blew off on him and why the hell is every one always fighting each other when there on the same team
YO IM QUAN CHI AND I HAVE A JAFAR SNAKE STAFF THAT OPENS ITS MOUTH AND ANOTHER SNAKE STAFF COMES OUT AND THEN THAT SNAKE STAFF OPENS ITS MOUTH AND THEN A *MMIIILLION* SNAKES COME OOUUT
Raiden: We must destroy the gem. Wait what? What gem? Liu Kang: Are you having a senile episode again master? Raiden: ......no, STFU. *Then the earthrealm lost the Mortal Kombat*
Looking back, this was a god awful cartoon but it was the coolest thing when I was a kid though. I don't know, I'd probably watch all the episodes again if they re-released lol!
If I remember correctly, Stryker was voiced by Ron Perlman, of all people. You know, the guy with the deep epic voice and known for playing as Hellboy, Slade from Teen Titans, and the 1000 Ways to Die guy? Looks like Stryker has had 2 epic voice actors, for a character everyone hates.
3:28 i feel like i'm losing my power.....HAPPY!?!?!? lol who knew raiden would be so sarcastic. and what kind of sexual move was kabal planning to do with sonya @ 8:02 i just find him doing that very odd.....
Most of the horrible crap they say to each other in this is from an episode where they're all under the effects of a plot gem that makes everyone evil or something....
Me: My staff that's a snake. That has a snake in its mouth that has smaller snakes in their mouths with even smaller.... Enemy: Do they bite or just spew more snakes? Me: We'll get to biting eventually......
I have to say Shao Kahn resurrection of Shang Tsung just to slap the taste of life out of him was better than any Boon could write lol
On par for him too
Honestly as crappy as this show was Shao Kahn was written to perfection. This and the street fighter cartoon really did amazing at writing their villains.
To be fair, i can totally see Shao Khan resurect Shang Tsung just to bitch slap him
I love the forced 90's grade school drama.
"My grandfather taught me how to clap my hands together to crush a man's head, or to yank their arms off and pose while they bleed to death."
Jax: "that's fresh coming from a loser who gets thier partner killed!"
Sonya: *fatality *
Honestly, that line is harsh.
Sonya: "Oh? Is that so, Blubberbutt?"
Jax: *Brutality* *Flawless Victory*
THIS is the show the created Quan Chi. Food for thought.
At least he's voiced by Nick Chinlund. Underrated actor.
Didnt mk mithologies create quan chi??
@@Lost_Yeti This predates Mythologies by about a year
Imagine if you were an MK fan around this time and you saw that, and though "Hm, this guy seems to be a very unimportant cartoon exclusive character. Let's just forget about him."
@@MattSayYay looking through the lore later: "f*ck, he mattered"
2:47 'Nothing burns hotter than ice'. Ice can melt steel beams, Sub Zero confirms
Sub-Zero was an inside job.
Words of a true scientific mind
*Nothing burns hotter than ice* -written on Ed Boon's 8th grade folder, under "Deep Shit"
Like freezer burn
8:34, I do love how Sonya's a total bitch to Jax the entire video and then at the end when he owns her she starts to cry for our sympathy. Nope, didn't work.
This was during an episode where they were all turned into raging jerks.
Also crying Sonya came from the episode where Jax left the team and the "endless fighting".
2:45 "I don't know what I'm saying." Was that just Clancy Brown mumbling to himself in the recording studio and the show just used it anyway?
You are not a true Mortal Kombat fan until you have seen this masterpiece.
Mortal Kombat: the BŁÜBBËR BÛTT experience
1:25
Stryker: Hey! I'm talkin' to you ninja!
Sub-Zero: Let's get something straight: I am not a ninja, I am Lin Kuei. _Scorpion_ was a ninja!
I know the comment is old, but glad someone understands what it means to be Lin Kuei.
but wasn't the Lin Kuei a clan of ninjas?
@@twlightwolf8463 The leader of Shirai Ryu was once Lin Kuei but then he left to Japan to start his own clan. There, they would be called ninja but still use Lin Kuei teachings. The Lin Kuei see this as an insult. MK Mythologies sheds more on how insulting this is when Quan Chi calls Bi Han a ninja and he immediately responds with I'm not a ninja, I'm Lin Kuei.
@@Birdhouseart Sub-zero, also Shirai Ryuu is Japanese so WTF?
@Jotaro97 They are not ninjas. They are assassins!
Show should have been callded: Everybody Hates Jax
More like: Everybody hates Stryker
Seriously everyone took a shot Stryker at leas once per episode (Even the dog)
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Sonya constantly saying "KOMBAT TIME!!" should have been one of Cassie Cage's intro slogans especially if Sonya is her opponent.
Cassie: KOMBAT TIME!!
Sonya; Ugh, why did I have to say that all the time?
7:46 Lmao at Sonya's face she's like "Aw, but it's Kombat Time. :("
Stryker came off as a pathetic alternative to replace Johnny Cage
*STRIKE FORCE*
Adrian Mason you right
Yep everyone hate Stryker
@@desmondmalone438 Not me.
6:47 quite clever, the sword was just a distraction
Sonya: "Kombat Time!"
Kabal: "NO U 2 WEAK"
He just called her too low tier lmao.
0:45 if that's Jax's reaction to being called blubber butt, god help the person who calls him the N-word XD
Ninja?
@@TheHabibassNinja, please!
Now I know where MK11 Johnny vs Jax intro came from...
@@TheHabibass “I am NOT a ninja, I am Lin Kuei! *Scorpion* was a ninja.”
Sonya: I think he's in hiding because he think he's a freak.
Stryker: Maybe it's because he IS a freak.
Cut to Mortal Kombat 9...
5:24 Why is Sonya watching Jaqui being conceived?
She wanted some Kombat Time with Jax if ya know what I mean
Sonya is a perv.
forget that, you see my gyal jump down the trap door
Yes, that is Clancy Brown voicing the God of Thunder.
Sub Zero was getting bossed around by freaking Stryker and he was allergic to heat, and a night wolf jet, and Jax was fat, and Sonya was evil, and Kitana was the daughter of a Bird man, and Sonya was a total jerk, and why did they show us two horses making out, and Sonya got mad because Jax tried tasting her face cream, he didn't even make fun of her he didn't say anything he just blew off on him and why the hell is every one always fighting each other when there on the same team
Raiden: "And destroy that gem.
.....
What gem?"
Raiden has Alzheimer's apparently.
He doesn't know what he's saying
2:44 That one moment Raiden was honest with everyone, and himself.
Where's Johnny? He would of had the best worst lines in this show
dead
He is still walking backwards with the Takartans at Shang Tsung's island
@@evilgod5666 🤭
This was during the time that they killed Johnny Cage off because the actor who played him appeared in an ad for a rival game dressed like Johnny Cage
@@andystegall7407 Lol finally got the answer all these years later
3:42-3:44 I f**king lost it LMFAO
I swear all they did was argue with eachother.
Lol, I was thinking the same thing, all they did was argue like 4 year olds XD
Be quite bubble butt
A lot of the clips came from an episode where they were all being manipulated into it. It's not quite as bad in the series overall.
YO IM QUAN CHI AND I HAVE A JAFAR SNAKE STAFF THAT OPENS ITS MOUTH AND ANOTHER SNAKE STAFF COMES OUT AND THEN THAT SNAKE STAFF OPENS ITS MOUTH AND THEN A *MMIIILLION* SNAKES COME OOUUT
Get rekt Alien franchise
"I am TIRED of these MUTHA F'N SNAKES in this MUTHA F'N STAFF"!
Raiden: We must destroy the gem. Wait what? What gem?
Liu Kang: Are you having a senile episode again master?
Raiden: ......no, STFU.
*Then the earthrealm lost the Mortal Kombat*
lol shang tsung resurrection complete
shao kahn: good, good... shang tsung, what did the five fingers say to the face??? SLAP!!!!! Coldblooded!!!!
Sonya annoyed me so much whenever she said, "Kombat time!"
I hope this timeline is the one restored after the MK11 ending, so much drama lol ^^
Watch the MK11 story to understand this comment.
Completely forgot the QuanChi scream, and Raiden saying " ugh, this day's really heading for the toilet."
Looking back, this was a god awful cartoon but it was the coolest thing when I was a kid though. I don't know, I'd probably watch all the episodes again if they re-released lol!
If I remember correctly, Stryker was voiced by Ron Perlman, of all people. You know, the guy with the deep epic voice and known for playing as Hellboy, Slade from Teen Titans, and the 1000 Ways to Die guy? Looks like Stryker has had 2 epic voice actors, for a character everyone hates.
Sub-Zero was voiced by Luke Perry (R.I.P.)
@@CNWhatImSaiyan what's he known for?
@@MattSayYay Dylan McKay in Beverly Hills 90210 & Fred Andrews in Riverdale
Too bad none of his actors were able to make his character work even though writing was the main issue.
@@dnmstarsi actually, I’ve heard praise for Matt Mercer’s take on Stryker
lmfaoo, white horse and brown horse. xD
3:11 STRIKE FORCE!...really? Seriously what kind of professional cop would say such a corny line when he's taking down a criminal and cuffing him?
Xander Rex Yeah, 'I am the law' would've been more badass
Xander Rex "professional"
making a lot of assumptions here
Cause of the power of one liners
7:55 No, it's a stick...
Sonya was probably drifting into the naughty zone, Black Dragon club= adult toy.
Black dragon? More like Bad Dragon. 😏
8:27 sums up the cartoon just fine.
Eight minutes and forty-four seconds of selected stupidity from MK:DotR, and not a single "Kiss off." Someone fell asleep at the wheel on that one.
8:27 SICK BURN
Damn, I thought these people were horrible when they were doing fatalities.
Kitana has a skimpier costume in a kids show than in MK11... ouch.
Those were the 90s. Creators feared no soccermoms
Raiden in the games: muh elder gods
Raiden here: muh gem
Adult Swim should make a sequel series 🤣 This reminds me of Birdman attorney at law.
I'd love to see the new timeline version of Defenders of the Realm.
And sealab 2021
7:50 Dragon Dildo?
The silence before the question just makes it funnier than it should be 2:59
5:33 WTF was that? LOL
It's the same formula used for many early 90's cartoons: Take a popular video game and turn it into a G.I. Joe knockoff. ^^;
Strike me down I shall become stronger than any strike Force that you can ever imagine!!!!
They should have these versions of the characters as skins in MKXL just so we could do fatalities to them
The snake staff spitting out a snake to spit a bunch of little snakes at the flaming skull!
4:15 it looks like Jax was gunna bring back an old Arthur meme
"That's.....fat"
FATality
At 7:46 Sonya looks just like Sarah Jessica Parker in terms of the face of course.
I think she looks a lot more like Sarah Jessica Parker in terms of the face at 5:44.
6:39 kitana running to the bathroom
So were Johnny and Scorpion just not in this entire movie?
Or Sonya calling Jax "Blubberbutt" before the fight and Jax says "Girl why you dishing that as if it was a cheesy cartoon?"
Sonya: it’s Kombat Time!
It’s kombat time!!
ITS KOMBAT TIME!!!
Kabal: No! You are weak!
1:02 FATality!
I lost my mind at that whole raiden gem bit 😂😭
3:28 i feel like i'm losing my power.....HAPPY!?!?!? lol who knew raiden would be so sarcastic.
and what kind of sexual move was kabal planning to do with sonya @ 8:02 i just find him doing that very odd.....
"The Black Dragon"
Rest in Piece Luke Perry :(
KOMBAT TIME!!!!!!!
thecommenter67 no you're too weak
Tetsuri...
Sonya: Listen guys, you gotta help me talk some sense into Jax--
Jax: OH HI SONYA, I'M RIGHT HERE.
did i seriously just watch all of this.
Lawrence Kasanoff, producer of Food Fight. We meet again
Dude saw potential in Mortal Kombat. Though at least this show and Conquest are entertaining despite being flawed.
I let out an unholy yowl @ “NOTHING BURNS HOTTER THAN ICE...”
The way they left Sonya at the end 😂
snake staff extends a snake that launches more snakes?!
The fact that this "cool" song doesn't suit MK's worldview invites laughter.It's more like a disco game than a cruel fighting game
8:27 - _Jesus,_ Jax! _Jesus…!_ D:
Most of the horrible crap they say to each other in this is from an episode where they're all under the effects of a plot gem that makes everyone evil or something....
*its a black dragon*
*Giggity*
Sonya: Blubber Butt!
Jax: 😢
Lmao, god this is awful XD
Man Sonya is such a bully to Jax it's not even funny.
Me: My staff that's a snake. That has a snake in its mouth that has smaller snakes in their mouths with even smaller....
Enemy: Do they bite or just spew more snakes?
Me: We'll get to biting eventually......
Shame we never got a variation for Quan Chi where he pulls out a snake staff that has a snake in it that has a bunch of snakes in it.
back before there were Leroy Jenkins ....there was once of Kombat Time ;)
"That's fresh coming from a loser who gets her partner killed!"
OOH DAMN. WOMAN DOWN! GET A MEDIC, STAT!
Is that lex Luther voicing raiden?
Clancy Brown
didn't see that coming at the end
Why is Mister Sinister playing Sub-Zero
Kitana is a bird mans daughter
haha nice
"KOMMBAT TIME!!!"
"...no you're too weak"
sraj456 Hilfuckinlarious 😂😂
Is Sub-Zero's voice actor also Virgil's from the DEVIL MAY CRY series?
5:22 Sonya: I like Jax romantic for some reason lol
5:29 So if Jax doesn't give up, Ruby is gonna hail from Finland?? LOL
With Stryker annoying Sun-Zero, who needs Scorpion.
Somehow this animation is worse than the Street Fighter cartoon. I didn't knew that was possible
Sonya the first toxic woman
hey u ok man? LOL
1:04 It another episode Jaxsfield lying around the couch
Still better than the 2021 film.
"nothing burns hotter than ice"
Caddicarus in the background: *WAIT WHAT!?!?!*
That was brutal from Jax but Sonya asked for it...
Considering that this takes place during MK3 and Cage was dead, I'd say there was a clear reason he wasn't in the show.
The fucking bird guy broke me
8:28
Bit of a low blow there, Jax, I mean Jesus fucking Christ.
Sonya revealed that Jax was fat. She had it coming.