Air Traffic Controller tries to LEAVE the TOWER! Flight Sim X (Multiplayer)

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  • @adventuroushero1229
    @adventuroushero1229 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2767

    "The only reason you're in the air is because you were able to get there"
    LOL The FSX quote of the day right here

    • @whopperlover1772
      @whopperlover1772 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A Friendly TH-cam Commenter That was my favorite part 😂

    • @A719a
      @A719a 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A Friendly TH-cam Commenter 7:52 xD

    • @UltimateMTB
      @UltimateMTB 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      A Friendly TH-cam Commenter I lost a few IQ points after hearing that lol

    • @SickeningSilence
      @SickeningSilence 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A7x good band foREVer

    • @A719a
      @A719a 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SICKENING SILENCE agreed :)

  • @CookieShepsky
    @CookieShepsky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3837

    "can you confirm that f-18 just struck the ground?"
    *rolls dice* - rolls 12 "yeah that f-18 is dead"

    • @Migslayer101
      @Migslayer101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      "To each his own" lol

    • @takuansoho5836
      @takuansoho5836 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Critical hit.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      rodderboy2000 so...FAA regs now include saving throws?
      "American 1337, we are determining your takeoff clearance, please roll initiative."

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I know it's my job, but he shouldn'ta hit the ground.

    • @bobbyfarrell78
      @bobbyfarrell78 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ZeranZeran 8k.

  • @cinder9407
    @cinder9407 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2676

    I can’t stop laughing! His monotone voice mixed with the un-serious situations is just fucking amazing

    • @swimmingwithsharks7331
      @swimmingwithsharks7331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah,...I was wondering why he’s getting so many views,....pretty funny stuff

    • @Choice777
      @Choice777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      is anyone actually a certified anything ?

    • @andrewrobertsvanalstyne8137
      @andrewrobertsvanalstyne8137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's like H.Jon Benjamin fucked youtube and made airforceproud95. This is amazing.

    • @TheMeanBean322
      @TheMeanBean322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@Choice777The guy who runs the channel (yellow text) is an actual pilot hence his ridiculously good role playing. So I guess someone is a certified something

    • @richardbonnette490
      @richardbonnette490 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I know I could not have kept a straight voice through all those hilarious situations. Especially when the F-18 crashed and the tower confirmed it in an almost happy voice while the pilot is going to file a report to the FAA administration. :)
      I had no idea that a simulation could be that hilarious.

  • @benimatyus
    @benimatyus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2831

    "The only reason, you are in the air is because... You were able to get there. "
    A minute of silence for all the IQ points lost

    • @1tokeover
      @1tokeover 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I lawled pretty hard at that one.

    • @cryax3447
      @cryax3447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@1tokeover lawled btw

    • @GrayOwl.
      @GrayOwl. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He's got a point

    • @clqliveson
      @clqliveson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      F

    • @Whopcap
      @Whopcap 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He needs some BUTTER!

  • @SethEverman
    @SethEverman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7112

    jesus christ this is some fantastic content right here

    • @yoelouzzan4549
      @yoelouzzan4549 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I love ur drake one dance vid seth!!!

    • @Lara-vm2ki
      @Lara-vm2ki 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      nerd

    • @aasrt2
      @aasrt2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      i love it when a youtuber I watch comments on a completely different youtuber I also watch ;)

    • @skeletonyy
      @skeletonyy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So he's not dead :D

    • @finsanimations3778
      @finsanimations3778 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SethEverman Blog it

  • @luket1017
    @luket1017 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1686

    "I know it's my job... but he shouldn't have hit the ground" 😂😂😂

    • @arishasmile1905
      @arishasmile1905 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I really thought he was going to say "I know it's my job... But it's not my passion"

    • @todds971
      @todds971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lol he has a point

    • @sparky5543
      @sparky5543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Very true!! @@todds971

    • @cvl2955
      @cvl2955 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I completely lost my shit at this point for about 3 minutes straight, absolutely hilarious, lmao

    • @todds971
      @todds971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cvl2955 "did you... did you just say Zeta?"

  • @danbull
    @danbull 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1766

    More

    • @mohammadrickypratama6720
      @mohammadrickypratama6720 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dan Bull Who is he ?

    • @TimTams_64
      @TimTams_64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The best internet artist on youtube.

    • @HaydenH
      @HaydenH 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dan Bull wow it's dan bull

    • @QBCDesigns
      @QBCDesigns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Blog it.

    • @kalauzkristof2001
      @kalauzkristof2001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what the heck Dan, What are u doing here? are u an enthusiast?

  • @MichaelGOfficial
    @MichaelGOfficial 7 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    "The only reason you're in the air
    is because...
    you were able to get there."
    that has to be the strongest quote of this year

    • @MichaelGOfficial
      @MichaelGOfficial 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thanks for your comment, i need to watch it again lol 7:52

    • @zoeyl4d939
      @zoeyl4d939 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jaden smith approve

    • @lythsian
      @lythsian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can't stop laughing at this.

    • @ProcyonX
      @ProcyonX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "I think I lost a double digit amount of IQ points after hearing that statement"

    • @astrocat8418
      @astrocat8418 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael G. Official hits blunt lol

  • @thegeneralmitch
    @thegeneralmitch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1344

    can i take off from the runway?
    (ATC rolls for initiative)
    ... yes.

    • @jamesdizon5133
      @jamesdizon5133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      first reply in 2 fucking years

    • @xnekomcx6353
      @xnekomcx6353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      second reply in two fucking years

    • @thegeneralmitch
      @thegeneralmitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@xnekomcx6353 fking necromancers in my replies and youtube notifications is asleep. xD

    • @bookreaderman6715
      @bookreaderman6715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      (Rolls damage)
      Oh yeah that f18 is dead

    • @NTLMBigBench
      @NTLMBigBench 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Have you gone through the training program? *Rolls for bluff check* ....Affirmative.

  • @gabrielhelby9875
    @gabrielhelby9875 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

    "Give us clearance in proper FAA terminology we'd be very grateful, thank you."…
    *LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE*

    • @randomlyentertaining8287
      @randomlyentertaining8287 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Gotta add in his response
      "we're clear to land the goddamn plane runway 22L"

    • @laiskapyykki
      @laiskapyykki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Gabriel Helby I love how the Pilot has some humor about this and just goes with it

    • @richardbonnette490
      @richardbonnette490 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of my favorite lines right dere. :D

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So what’s takeoff clearance?
      *”FLY THE GODDAMN PLANE!”*

  • @defunction3372
    @defunction3372 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2026

    I was in this video with three others and we all know each other. We weren't playing flight sim. He joined the wrong teamspeak and thought we were playing with him, but we weren't and we went along with it anyway

    • @wiffleboypitcher303
      @wiffleboypitcher303 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      TheJinxKing same

    • @cooldude2251
      @cooldude2251 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      TheJinxKing what do you mean you weren't playing Flight Sim?

    • @zacharybowden1083
      @zacharybowden1083 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheJinxKing same

    • @zacharybowden1083
      @zacharybowden1083 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT? we were in teamspeak playing minecraft

    • @joshgodwin275
      @joshgodwin275 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      It was just teamspeak

  • @kedapofeng8993
    @kedapofeng8993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    “The ducks have seemed to move along” sounds like some Chinese proverb

  • @steveo1kinevo
    @steveo1kinevo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1332

    Deaf, drunk, gambling controllers will get you every time.

    • @mathewreckamp9122
      @mathewreckamp9122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      steveo1kinevo the scary thing is that this could be an accurate representation of a FAA flight tower. th-cam.com/video/F1q0PfvcbOY/w-d-xo.html

    • @patman1416
      @patman1416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mathewreckamp9122 I'm two months too late, but the video isn't available. Do you have another link?

    • @mathewreckamp9122
      @mathewreckamp9122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Patrick Harris try this one. th-cam.com/video/EL2-EKAfdVQ/w-d-xo.html
      If that doesn't work then try typing "FAA BIOGRAPHICAL ASSESSMENT" into the search bar.

    • @patman1416
      @patman1416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mathewreckamp9122 Thanks.

    • @michaelmckinnon1591
      @michaelmckinnon1591 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They sounded high rather than drunk

  • @SuperCitygames
    @SuperCitygames 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1192

    Can i get a proper FAA Land clearence?
    LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE!

    • @Billaxle
      @Billaxle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Echlipse Seems Legit

  • @qwertyb18
    @qwertyb18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    "Can you confirm that the F-18 in the distance did just strike the ground?"
    *Rolls dice "Oooh yeah, that F-18 is DEAD."
    So we have one guy role playing a pilot as if it were the real experience and a stoner Dungeon Master rolling for damage.

    • @andrewbowers7347
      @andrewbowers7347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Querty Beighteen my exact thoughts

    • @thezorz4687
      @thezorz4687 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Easily the best channel on TH-cam...

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      “American 1337, we have a dragon on short final ahead of you. Hold for traffic.”

    • @garlicbreadjenkins5780
      @garlicbreadjenkins5780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      pro pilot rp and a guy playing towers and planes

    • @csiny88
      @csiny88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol, but he’s not role playing as a pilot, Airforceproud is an actual pilot.

  • @rbh-executor802
    @rbh-executor802 7 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    "I know it's my job, but he shouldn't of hit the ground" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • @augdog1230
    @augdog1230 7 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    4:10
    American 1337 : 'Sir have you had anything to drink tonite?
    ATC : 'YEH'
    ATC : 'I actually had a glass of water'
    American 1337 : 'Ok I'd like to pose that same question to the F-18 because he just did a complete 180 and struck both of his wings off to the side of the runway at this point and is now firewalling the throttles to an open body of water'
    I nearly pissed myself.

  • @ClarenceFM
    @ClarenceFM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    "LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE"
    Ahahhaha I died

    • @BABarracus6
      @BABarracus6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      9:20

    • @CaptFreedumb
      @CaptFreedumb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know man, he just shot that back with such disgust and resignation. I nearly cried 😂

    • @fafnir242
      @fafnir242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Okay, roger. That is good terminology, and we are getting more professional here. We're clear to "land the goddamn plane", runway 22L, American 1337.

  • @piercebradley7142
    @piercebradley7142 7 ปีที่แล้ว +962

    I love how serious he is

    • @olliewilliams8925
      @olliewilliams8925 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Gold en hes kinda kidding. You can heat him laughing under his breathe.

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's his way of being funny Games Account. He just has more self control and intelligence than you.

    • @tayo2810
      @tayo2810 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      he is talking about yellpw lol

    • @piercebradley7142
      @piercebradley7142 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "More intelligence my DAD WORKS FOR GAME CUBE

    • @piercebradley7142
      @piercebradley7142 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a joke

  • @rkalla
    @rkalla 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

    "to each their own" I'm dying...

  • @Dravis1995
    @Dravis1995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    1337: We request clearance for takeoff.
    Control Tower: Um...does...it look clear?
    1337: Sir, that's your job to tell me.
    I lost it. XDDDD

  • @nathanherring9234
    @nathanherring9234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    I lost it when he said "Does it look clear"

    • @jocratt3624
      @jocratt3624 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ikr classic line

    • @shutdahellup69420
      @shutdahellup69420 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nathan Herring ik i laughed so hard at that

  • @slimerone
    @slimerone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    "Sir, have you had anything to drink tonight? " Yea, uh a glass of water. Lmao

  • @condor7964
    @condor7964 6 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    I'm crying right now, as an actual pilot, this is hilarious!
    Are you an actual certified controller?
    Affirmative
    ... alright, if we could get our landing clearance now we would be very grateful, thank you.
    LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE! LOL XD!

    • @snyperwulffgaming9575
      @snyperwulffgaming9575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I gotta say, after listening to actual transmissions between pilots and the ATC here on youtube... I dunno how ya'll deal with the insanity cause some of that shit sounds like pure chaos.

    • @LunaProtogen
      @LunaProtogen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which aircraft do you fly?

    • @condor7964
      @condor7964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@LunaProtogen I'm a flight instructor at University of North Dakota, and they're fleet of single engine aircraft is predominantly Piper Archers, so I'm flying those at the moment, but I've flown a lot of aircraft. Just building my hours right now to hit the airlines.

    • @cocouwu4765
      @cocouwu4765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      K Roger, That is good terminology, and we're getting more PROFESSIONAL here. We're clear to land the "GOD DAMN PLANE" runway two two left, American 1337

    • @irisfields1659
      @irisfields1659 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How stupid can people b in the tower and pilots Fire them

  • @diesirae7156
    @diesirae7156 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2201

    "Don't sink"
    "Shut up"

    • @prestongarvy8743
      @prestongarvy8743 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SHUT THE FUCK UP

    • @danielsuppes3948
      @danielsuppes3948 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah! Shut the fuck up (x2)

    • @thewarita6674
      @thewarita6674 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You are in the wrong video Preston Garvey, you should be only in Fallout 4 videos where there is a video in need to be watched from you so you can help your general marking settlements in need of help.

    • @thewarita6674
      @thewarita6674 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are in the wrong video Preston Garvey, you should be only in Fallout 4 videos where there is a video in need to be watched from you so you can help your general marking settlements in need of help.

    • @ArbnTyphoon
      @ArbnTyphoon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      John Maverick. 20, 10, butter, dem apples

  • @justhere9731
    @justhere9731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    “Did you see that F-18 strike the ground?”
    -rolls d20-
    -it’s a 1-
    “Yeah that F-18 is dead”

  • @gostadolc
    @gostadolc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    " I got ice cream to distribute" legendary^^

  • @SereniaSaissa
    @SereniaSaissa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    That was hilarious!! A teenager as an ATC who has a part time job as an ice cream truck driver, and who rolls dice to determine his actions. The joke further down in the comments is also funny as well - the one where 3 engines fail and maybe they will stay up there forever..

  • @BalgaBear
    @BalgaBear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    ATC is using a dice to determine the outcome of a conversation, absolutely amazing.

  • @musicfreak115
    @musicfreak115 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1964

    As an actual Air traffic controller, I really want to buy this game just for the chance to run into you calling me up for an IFR clearance and blow your mind with realism that you wont even know what to say lol

    • @J.RomeroLuna
      @J.RomeroLuna 7 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      JUST DO IT!

    • @MadocGwyn
      @MadocGwyn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      He joined the wrong teamspeak channel there are people who play this and actually roleplay the tower the whole bit as proper as possible. So if you ever wanted to get off work and...do your job again that IS a possibility :)

    • @musicfreak115
      @musicfreak115 7 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      haha I wouldnt mind, I love my job, and video games....best of both worlds!

    • @brandonf6174
      @brandonf6174 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      musicfreak115 I'm considering that career. What do you like most about it, and least?

    • @deanbarrett7180
      @deanbarrett7180 7 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      F18s that randomly hit the ground

  • @canadianplanespotter
    @canadianplanespotter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1273

    Actual ATC transcripts: "American 1337 request IFR to Portland, we have information Tango" seems legit. FSX transcripts: "Nobody cares". Also seems legit.

    • @CJetsPlanespotting
      @CJetsPlanespotting 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Canadian Plane Spotter ayy it's my favourite Ottawa spotter

    • @JohnDoe-zs2xw
      @JohnDoe-zs2xw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      ATC: "United WTF request that you cease and desist throwing passengers onto the Taxi way."
      United WTF: "Don't tell me what to do"

  • @javianjohnson8746
    @javianjohnson8746 6 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    MAN THIS IS HILARIOUS
    “uhh...does it - look clear?”
    😭😭😭😭😭

  • @granzahk8029
    @granzahk8029 7 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    "Tower please advise, How do you like Dem Apples?!"

    • @chrishenry8196
      @chrishenry8196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Herzog I’d buy it @airforceproud95

    • @nunosilva535
      @nunosilva535 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That one got me without breath of LOL

    • @Harley46835
      @Harley46835 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      His use of that comment totally destroys all possible credibility he claims to possess, regarding professionalism

    • @nunosilva535
      @nunosilva535 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Harley46835 you are aware that this, for all purposes, is in fact, a video game...

    • @Harley46835
      @Harley46835 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nunosilva535your reply to me is worthless, so try not waste my time!!!

  • @air-headedaviator1805
    @air-headedaviator1805 7 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Amist the laughs and trolling I forget that Airproud is actually a capable pilot who knows his stuff.

    • @mathewreckamp9122
      @mathewreckamp9122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Air-headed Aviator the scary thing is that this could be an accurate representation of a FAA flight tower. th-cam.com/video/qh9SxqsQdpo/w-d-xo.html

    • @yambo9668
      @yambo9668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait airproud has a job as a pilot?

    • @drd675
      @drd675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is in flight school @Jack Bollat

    • @yambo9668
      @yambo9668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zomb Iedrd oh that’s pretty cool

    • @ezzitina
      @ezzitina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fr

  • @gtsaviation
    @gtsaviation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    LOL as real pilot this is something different guys... I'm laghing my pants out LOL. Something for a Aviation Comedyshow hahaha

    • @drakesteele821
      @drakesteele821 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      You sound drunk. I believe you're a real pilot.

    • @gtsaviation
      @gtsaviation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@drakesteele821 😁😎

    • @condor7964
      @condor7964 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah same, I was in tears at the end! LOL!

    • @tomekstec981
      @tomekstec981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bro, this is comedy for everyone! I have no idea about how to fly a plane but this stuff is golden

    • @apolloandwarrior_3229
      @apolloandwarrior_3229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Airforceproud is also a real life pilot, how else would he know the proper protocols?

  • @AishiMTA
    @AishiMTA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "go ahead with full stop landing, over"
    "uh, roger that, so if you could just give us that landing clearance in proper FAA terminology we'd be very grateful, thank you"
    "LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE"
    perfect

  • @thoomin6680
    @thoomin6680 7 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    "I have ice cream to distribute"

  • @HairFIip
    @HairFIip 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    My favorite thing about these videos is the casual vs professional terminologies.
    "Tower please advise how you like dem apples?"
    I died.

  • @tasuki199
    @tasuki199 7 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    please make a shirt that says "LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE"

  • @pyr0m4n
    @pyr0m4n 7 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    I don't know why this was in my recommended........
    but I'm glad it was. I'm subbed now

    • @AmitSingh-sw8qb
      @AmitSingh-sw8qb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Retro Gaming same here bro
      and now i want to buy this game

    • @marcabellacuscus5222
      @marcabellacuscus5222 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Retro Gaming same

    • @dimitaradventures7945
      @dimitaradventures7945 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Retro Gaming hey they finnaaly fixed TH-cam!

    • @maddyterrell0
      @maddyterrell0 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @la082102
      @la082102 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      welcome, fam. this is the family. soon you'll meet him and snowy, if you know him. and if you're knew here. post directly to the blog that you are now subscribed.

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile 6 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    "I- I- I- I fully... am..."
    "...gonna do that."

  • @DanTheCaptain
    @DanTheCaptain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Proper FAA Terminology "LAND THE GOD DAMM PLANE" needs to be a t-shirt

    • @slate8881
      @slate8881 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hell yeah it does

    • @MaliceRegret
      @MaliceRegret 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is! page 2 of the t-shirts. He changed it to LAND THE GOT DAMN PLANE with a couple of designs. my sides hurt.

  • @MatthewEargle
    @MatthewEargle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    American 1337 requesting clearance...
    LAND THE GOT DAMN PLANE!!!!
    Roger, American 1337 clear to land the got damn plane.

  • @eilogan252
    @eilogan252 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "we're clear to land the GOD DAMN PLANE rwy 22L"

  • @ShadowTalk
    @ShadowTalk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    I will be filing a formal complaint.

  • @fluffiestbiscuit
    @fluffiestbiscuit 7 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    A good ATC is as rare as an airforceproud video without a 747.

    • @retrotactics5555
      @retrotactics5555 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fluffiestbiscuit *AirProud

    • @UltimateMTB
      @UltimateMTB 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      D4WN COBRA what's with all the AirProud jokes? I don't get it... was it in a previous video?

    • @dhwwiiexpert
      @dhwwiiexpert 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      UltimateSimulation Yes.

    • @MitchelStokes
      @MitchelStokes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fluffiestbiscuit There was no 747 in this video so not rare I guess

    • @robbywallace655
      @robbywallace655 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I bought the game wanting to do the ATC part of it buuuuut I cant figure out to get into an actual game (sim) ....

  • @Qazzzz47292
    @Qazzzz47292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    It’s amazing how you keep us watching through a 11 minute video of a plane taking off and landing.
    Edit: thank you all for the likes never gotten 100 before!!!

    • @97vipa
      @97vipa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Big Qaz literally ... I’ve been watching these all day 😂 thank god for TH-cam recommending finally pointing me in the right direction

    • @Lunaskyuwu
      @Lunaskyuwu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Clear to change your profile picture immediately

    • @zh84
      @zh84 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have 400 likes now ;-)

  • @TheBarroomHero321
    @TheBarroomHero321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Tower, please advise how you like DEM APPLES?

    • @IamMe73737
      @IamMe73737 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They should have replied, I like mine as a sauce, boss!

    • @defunction3372
      @defunction3372 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      david webb He actually crashed when he attempted the first time, edited it out and recorded that part later. We didn’t have a chance to respond

  • @anadin7515
    @anadin7515 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "We're Holding Short 22L, request Take Off clearance"
    ATC: Uhmm does it Look clear?
    hahahahahaha bruh that Dude is so stoned 😂😂

    • @mathewreckamp9122
      @mathewreckamp9122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anadünsk the scary thing is that this could be an accurate representation of a FAA flight tower. th-cam.com/video/F1q0PfvcbOY/w-d-xo.html

  • @adparker13ap
    @adparker13ap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    So many quotable moments in this vid lmaooooo"I know its my job but..... he shouldn't have hit the ground""Can you just confirm what your second job you referred to ? I have to go...… distribute ice cream" Lmaoooooooo

  • @jonathanlowe5077
    @jonathanlowe5077 7 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Lmao I love how he takes flight simulator so seriously😂😂

    • @a.j.deutsch1792
      @a.j.deutsch1792 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      jonathan lowe, it's a joke.

    • @TheTribeitaly
      @TheTribeitaly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i don't know, but i suppose that is a Vatsim of course and it's no a game but the user consider as real

    • @unknown_gamer7040
      @unknown_gamer7040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i wonder if he gets paid for these things

    • @mightyhadi6132
      @mightyhadi6132 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@unknown_gamer7040 he get paid by TH-cam and ad through your subs and views.

    • @Rawzix
      @Rawzix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He is a pilot in real life

  • @s13josh63
    @s13josh63 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    The *rolls dice* killed me

  • @TheRealDoctorBonkus
    @TheRealDoctorBonkus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omg, my neighbours are gonna hate me after this episode. I cried from laughter at 4:00 and it only got better! Thanks a lot, sauceman

  • @liberator2422
    @liberator2422 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1801

    LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE!!!

    • @NirvashOne
      @NirvashOne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I lost it at this point

    • @OcelotPwns
      @OcelotPwns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      all we had to do was land the damn plane, CJ

    • @Subreon
      @Subreon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      What made that line was that it was super echoed compared to the other stuff.

    • @NirvashOne
      @NirvashOne 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy fuck over! What's with the Russian spam

    • @dumbass7055
      @dumbass7055 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Land the got damn plane*

  • @jeffd6465
    @jeffd6465 7 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    *rolls dice*
    that had me rolling. 😂😂

  • @moaimoai7977
    @moaimoai7977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Uh...does it look clear?"
    "SIR THAT WOULD BE YOUR JOB TO TELL ME!"

  • @Altricksss
    @Altricksss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    The only reason you were in the air is because you were able to get there... LOL

    • @benimatyus
      @benimatyus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ali G brain cells dead

  • @duckman12569
    @duckman12569 7 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    I'm glad ATC was considerate of the ducks

    • @Scripinor
      @Scripinor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Ducky Man Username checks out

    • @hamndv
      @hamndv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LemonsGuy this ain't Reddit man!

    • @jamesmunn9942
      @jamesmunn9942 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LemonsGuy shit so this is what I sound like working wile drunk. I just quit drinking for life

  • @n5cbi
    @n5cbi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I stumbled across this channel about 45 minutes and my gut is aching from laughing so hard. This is one of the funniest things I've had the pleasure to accidentally trip over in far too long a time. I'm crying...

  • @collin5353
    @collin5353 7 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    "Tower please advise, how do you like DEM APPLES?"

  • @Soulgraven
    @Soulgraven 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "I have Ice Cream to distribute".

  • @elliesieable
    @elliesieable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    “Umm...does it... look clear?” Omfg I laughed so hard

  • @lynkz1210
    @lynkz1210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Land the Goddamn Plane" -Best Terminology

    • @condor7964
      @condor7964 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know, couldn't stop laughing!
      Are you a certified controller?
      Affirmative.
      Yay!... can we get our landing clearance?
      LAND THE GODDAMN PLANE!

  • @UshTheGreat
    @UshTheGreat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced,
    "We have lost an engine, but don't worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours, it will take 7 hours to get to New York."
    A little later, the pilot announced,
    "A second engine failed, but we still have two left. However, it will take 10 hours to get to New York."
    Somewhat later, the pilot again came on the intercom and announced,
    "A third engine had died. Never fear, because the plane can fly on a single engine. However, it will now take 18 hours to get to new York."
    At this point, one passenger said,
    "Gee, I hope we don't lose that last engine, or we'll be up here forever!"

    • @jakedallow2837
      @jakedallow2837 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      FederalBeatz is that real? If so that pilot should be fired if you loose an engine you land at the nearest airfield also were you on a 747?

    • @6aimkill9
      @6aimkill9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      NYGamer That sad moment when you don't get a joke.

    • @jakedallow2837
      @jakedallow2837 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aimkill -_- oh yeha

    • @jakedallow2837
      @jakedallow2837 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aimkill -_- no I got the joke

    • @zachbarker5354
      @zachbarker5354 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FederalBeatz That's a good one nice one!

  • @MattyT_86
    @MattyT_86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    So new viewer here, and I am CRYING with laughter at how much of a shitshow this is. I love how seriously you are taking it whilst the others are more casual but so polite (as are you!). But when you get annoyed you are just so serious and formal and funny!

    • @CR4ZYxRY4N
      @CR4ZYxRY4N 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matthew Tucknott same for me

  • @rissawolff2922
    @rissawolff2922 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    My fiancé and I nearly PISSED ourselves laughing at this video - definitely our favorite thus far. Can't get enough of your attempted realism videos (way funnier than intentional trolling, imho). Please do more of this!!

  • @X-Gen-001
    @X-Gen-001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "err.. taxi as ...normal" lol As opposed to abnormal?

    • @michaeledmunds1767
      @michaeledmunds1767 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      X Gen "Oh really? Darn, I was going to see if I could taxi backwards..."

    • @X-Gen-001
      @X-Gen-001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ...whilst inverted."

    • @joshuaoha
      @joshuaoha 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought he was going to advise taking an uber.

  • @Unknown-uk2sr
    @Unknown-uk2sr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:49 out of all of this, this part is the funniest because if it's simplicity.🤣

  • @conorbroderick6394
    @conorbroderick6394 7 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    The only reason you were in the air was because you were able to get there! LMAO

  • @xXAkirhaXx
    @xXAkirhaXx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    omfg the timing with this video is so good you can watch it multiple times, know what's coming, and it's still hilarious.

  • @QuinnInk20
    @QuinnInk20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Jesus Christ this is one of the most hilarious content i've accidentally clicked on!

  • @forest4283
    @forest4283 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This was genuinely one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Thank you so much.

  • @richardson100489
    @richardson100489 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This is my absolute favorite video on TH-cam, and I know ZERO about flying a plane.

  • @rick7884
    @rick7884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Be advised all ATC's are completely stoned in the Tower. Lmao 😂

    • @boomboom6577
      @boomboom6577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rick exactly! Lololol

  • @jonesysproductions
    @jonesysproductions 7 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Should do a video in Australia and try and get as many Aussies online and see what happens. It could go one of two ways.
    1. Calm and placid
    2. A Kangawallapossum gets launched in through the cockpit window

    • @irenelegovic4819
      @irenelegovic4819 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hope Number 2 happens!!!!!!

    • @jonesysproductions
      @jonesysproductions 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, with a bit of work, you could make a Kangwallapossum in FSX

    • @lorderik237
      @lorderik237 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In Australia, a Kangawallapossum being launched through the cockpit window is indeed considered calm and placid

    • @jonesysproductions
      @jonesysproductions 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Then I guess crazy and wild is NSW fans after they lose the State of Origin?

    • @probyalek
      @probyalek 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or everyone lagging out because they have 250+ ping

  • @HeavenXylos
    @HeavenXylos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    *Snorts a line*
    Already know its gonna be a good video.

    • @HeavenXylos
      @HeavenXylos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Proger13 10 'Twas talking about in the video. Near the beginning it says *Snorts a line* when the guy sniffles.

    • @ProJC
      @ProJC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I tried buying a bottle of you at the store. The Employee asked why I was buying bleach. I replied saying "Because I am very thirsty."
      The ending ends with me being kicked out of the store.

    • @machintrucGaming
      @machintrucGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Clorox Bleach Drink yourself

  • @crabohydratezzzz0430
    @crabohydratezzzz0430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Tower please advise how you like DEM APPLES."
    that got me XDDD

  • @MATHIEUFOISSANG
    @MATHIEUFOISSANG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Pilot: we are holding short 22L request takeoff clearance ?
    ATC: UMMM does it look clear? lmaooooo I am done

  • @maruftim
    @maruftim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1051

    _zeta_
    eh wait...
    _zebra_

    • @UltimateMTB
      @UltimateMTB 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      uhhh... my.. HEARING is bad.... i meant zulu

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He speak with ears.

    • @clomojo87
      @clomojo87 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Reminds me of my 1st week in a call centre :D

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clo Vincent Nice.

    • @NukaZen
      @NukaZen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ω・) Theta maybe lol

  • @wyattroeder3228
    @wyattroeder3228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “The only reason your in the air is because……. You were able to get there” 😂😂😂😂

  • @199NickYT
    @199NickYT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I've not laughed this hard in SO LONG. "Does it look clear?" "THAT WOULD BE YOUR JOB TO TELL ME"

  • @brycegaming7668
    @brycegaming7668 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    9:21
    *AIRPROUD95* Uh, roger that, if you could just give us that landing clearance in proper FAA terminology, we’d be very grateful, thank you.
    *RANDOM ATC* “LAND THE GOT DAMN PLANE!”

  • @XxUndeadXTacoXx
    @XxUndeadXTacoXx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The content on this channel is pure gold. "I know it's my job, but he shouldn't have hit the ground."

  • @jeffvader9960
    @jeffvader9960 7 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    tower please advise how do you like dem apples lol

    • @joshgodwin275
      @joshgodwin275 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He actually crashed and re recorded that

    • @defunction3372
      @defunction3372 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeff Vader yep there was a good 30 more minutes of stuff that he recorded but just left it all out

    • @joshgodwin275
      @joshgodwin275 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheJinxKing it was more like 10 min or so

    • @defunction3372
      @defunction3372 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Josh Godwin after y'all left it kept going for a bit

  • @joshuagall8
    @joshuagall8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This is the funniest Flight Sim X video so far!!! Keep up the good work!!!

  • @kyleranville2492
    @kyleranville2492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I know it's my job but, he shouldn't have hit the ground." LOL

  • @ReinEngel
    @ReinEngel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love a video that, the entire time you're watching it, it's with a dumb smile, and you're just waiting to burst into laughter at any point. My moment was "there's no need..." at 2:12. The fact that this guy suddenly cares about his character makes it brilliant.

  • @brandon-9629
    @brandon-9629 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "snorts a line" lmao

  • @tristankeech4070
    @tristankeech4070 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    that moment in a role play when you are being hyper realistic and everyone one else is not sure whats happening or what they signed up for

  • @ohara2099
    @ohara2099 7 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    *LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE*

    • @purplegill10
      @purplegill10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Got*

    • @badrieadra4551
      @badrieadra4551 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hmuteki I was reading the comment then he Sed land the god dam plane

  • @akkihole_
    @akkihole_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I cannot stop laughing the way you just spit all those requests and flight instructions to the tower and he was just devastated and I could imagine his face in the tower being pissed XD

  • @MurasakiBunny
    @MurasakiBunny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Roll d20, you get full clearance for takeoff and you make a superb liftoff while finishing off with a perfect loop.... simply because of the natural 20 roll.

  • @KTMatt
    @KTMatt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I work for American and this is gold

  • @petergriffin8767
    @petergriffin8767 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    “I have... uh ice cream to distribute?”

  • @philiplewis1989
    @philiplewis1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm from Boston and I'm 100% sure this is how Logan actually operates. . . Lmfao. . .

  • @alexarreola3801
    @alexarreola3801 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Dont sink"
    *Shut Up*

  • @TijmensAviation
    @TijmensAviation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Sir have you had anything to drink tonight?”
    “Yeah, I actually had *A GLASS OF WATER* “
    I’m almost dying from laughing.

  • @MATRODITH
    @MATRODITH 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the first video I watched from this channel, its still my favorite and I'm always rewatching it at least once a week.

  • @nightrous3026
    @nightrous3026 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE!

  • @Kleavers
    @Kleavers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The person who did these subtitles needs an award.