Air Traffic Con-TROLLING in Flight Simulator X (Boston Int'l Airport)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- I join a random session in FSX multiplayer and spawn as the air traffic controller at the Boston Logan Int'l Airport (KBOS). I attempt to gain control of the airspace but my authority is rejected rather quickly after a series of heated exchanges with pilots on the frequency. Enjoy!
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Roses are red
The windsock ain't right
*I GAVE YOU ALL DIRECTIONS TO TAXI 22 RIGHT*
Oh he pinned my comment thanks bb
this is a pretty funny comment i rate 10/10
Mitchel Stokes Blog it.
Bruin1396 roses are red, violets are blue, you insulted my poem, fuck you.
Airforceproud95 will you be at Oshkosh
"My apologies! Taxing to 22R right now".
The world need more people like MAL53
He sounds so much like Frooglesim
The world has people like MAL53, flight sim x does not.
Malthe Olsen TRUEE
Cactus America seems 💯% legit
Kslater777 the flag for your profile picture is gay
You need to make a shirt that says "You are now cleared to Alt+F4"
I would buy that in a heartbeat
Yep
Agreed. make that shirt.
and plz paint it black if you decide to do so
yea
"You have hurt my feelings"
*"Roger that cleared to Alt+F4"*
LOL
"Fuck your commands, the windsock says 15, I'm taking 15." Amazing
Travis McCurdy best part of the goddamn video
Daniel McDermott for real, always laugh so hard when he talks
That was pure gold xD
Look at the goddamn windsock! 😂
I legitimately thought my monitor was dying at 11:48. I had the video full screened and immediately paused the video to try to figure out why random pixels on my screen were fading out. Around half an hour later I couldn't figure out what was wrong with my monitor, so I just shrugged it off and resumed the video. I almost died when I realized it was a fucking helicopter grinding its ass against the tower XD
sad XD
Yeah
my gf and i about died laughing at this bit lol so casually professional
Oh my God I was crying laughing after you spit out those taxi instructions at 100mph before he could confirm he was ready to taxi.
The readback was fantastic
you must be new here
I know! He nailed the readback. That was quite impressive.
IdioticProgramming Been subbed for a good while and I know he does it all the time, but it's still hilarious.
gotcha :)
Why do I find this stuff the most hilarious thing ever
Because it is clever as hell
You're most likely a pilot
It's the subtitles, and the terminology! It's very dry humor moking something that should be very professional, and structured!
IDK but it's the same for me. I am not even interested in aviation lol
In an airport right now waiting for my flight, not sure if these videos put me at ease or make me feel worse about flying, but then I remember this is steam edition.
ALT+F4 Immediatley!
Michael Mahony it _is_ steam edition, and that simple fact would send me running and screaming if I was in an airport
Michael Mahony I'm currently on a plane. Video won't load.
My plane is on pushback right now since we were delayed at the gate.
Michael Mahony Don't worry they have the job but they aren't qualified for it :D
wait
I'm waiting for a completely professional ATC conversation in Steam edition
Andrew A I
Andrew A One word (acronym?): VATSIM.
you will never see that
This is one of my favorite channels on TH-cam - especially for instances like this:
"You are the only one who has been PROPERLY communicating with me thus far, you are clear..."
"As an inverted extra flies across my screen."
"And a hot air balloon taxis across the runway."
You got me legitimately laughing out loud there. Love these videos!
I don't even play FSX, I don't even play flight sims. But holy shit everyone of your videos has me rolllllling lmao. Keep up the great work
Same here. Just found these last night and have been laughing my ass off at each vid I watch.
Blog it
I'm gonna forward you a link to a blogspot where you can post that
I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard. Wow too much lol
What do you call a pregnant flight attendant?
Pilot error.
Bad at her job?
'... me and my colleagues in the cabin will be responsible for your *safety* onboard today'.
Can still scream 'abort take-off!' of course. :X
"ABORT, ASAP"
NMILF69
always a good video when a hot air balloon is involved in some way
Your channel is what has gotten me into flying. Thank you! :D
Then you're doing it wrong ;)
"Look at the windsock!"
"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE WINDSOCK!"
LMFAO!!!
Going back through the playlist, having started with zero knowledge on this, I am slowly learning the terms. Nice.
11:30 "OH MY GAWD!" I lost it here
I loved it... Cuz I tend to agree with him 😏
"YOU ARE BEING CHARGED WITH CONDUCT UNBECOMING AN AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER. PLEASE CEASE ALL AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL OPERATIONS RIGHT NYAAAOOW!"
I’m a simple man, when I see a new video, I like before I watch
As a simple man, you copy comments like all of us...
ThatkidCole indeed
2:26 Im impressed. That's some quality I didn't expect from other players compared to your other videos.
The 'Nigeria' at 2:21 kicked me xD
This shit seems like it's a lot funnier to me than it should be. Idk if it's you're delivery/character, or the idea that all of these planes are acting so rediculious as if it were irl (suspension of disbelief/buying into the RP-Sim aspect a bit), but i like it. Keep up the good work my dude.
These episodes just keep getting funnier and funnier please keep them coming
11:30
I don't know why but I laugh at all of these videos so damn much
10:19 is gold.
watching these videos high is the best thing ever
This is hands down the funniest video I have ever watched!!! I have been drool laughing for 30 minutes and replaying your calls to DELTA.
M-A-L- teach you how to fly seriously! hahahah
Movimento 2 Tempos São Paulo mike alpha Lima is an fsx virtual airline called maldair
William Schulze yes i know you from Facebook lol
I would love to see maybe 2 videos a week! These are so entertaining and my friend and I have never laughed so hard! I could see you getting to 1 mil subs by the end of the year, the comedy and "realistic" approach you have makes this channel commendable.
This new Matthew McConaughey movie looks great
"I dont know whats going on between you and me"
"SIR - this is NOT a counseling service"
LMFAO. This is the type of shit that makes AFP95 so addicting to watch.
I have no idea how I was recommended these videos. But now I can't stop watching
MAL was awesome.
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1 Brush parts
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3 Decorators' brushes
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4.1 Artist's brush shapes
4.2 Artists' brush sizes
4.3 Artists' brush bristles
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Egbert
“Ok burning on fire is redundant. If you are in fire you are very obviously burning.” That interaction killed me.
This video is such chaos, I love it.
11:50 - There is always one part of your videos that i have to pause and laugh for literally 15 minutes straight. This video it was this part.
One day, someone will complete a flight plan, including read back. That day is not today.
I love how you kept misreading MAL's callsign with different numbers. lol
12:00 finally the funny moment as always i was waiting for :D
We need a hoodie/top that says “cleared to Alt+f4”
Love it when you show Loagn Airport some love
“It’s a god damn kindergarten recess up in here! Put your landing gear down ASAP, okay Maverick!”
Best part of this video: you made sure to end it at 13:37. Legend status confirmed.
Decimotox excspt its 13:36
these videos put me in tears from how hard Im laughing. Especially the crashes and random crap that happens XD
your videoes like this make me want to buy flight sim x steam edition
Josh K blog it
This is my new favorite channel. Keep up the good work sir!
LOOK AT THE GOD DAMN WINDSOCK
Big Daddy 95? Lmao
'You understand you'll be going out over water, unless you want to Captain Sully please revise'. 'That's the plan!' '...Ok...'
Found this channel by mistake,have absolutely no idea what they are talking about yet I find myself pissing myself laughing.soooo funny!
11:39 whenever he breaks and starts laughing it kills me lmfao 😂
when Airforceproud95 is in the tower, always request _progressive_ taxi as well as preparing a sheet of paper to write the takeoff and flight plan clearances
13:37 runtime. I wouldn't expect anything else..
You sir are my new favorite channel
i would proboly be like these ppl because i dont know the right way of talking
Yes. Agree.
This seems like a *really fun game* ... And I'd *love to play* and learn all the proper procedures... But I'm clearly too sensitive to take his hardcore approach (just in this video really, the rest are usually low-key and quite humorous.)
But this one..."" *Rattled* "" *me* ... 😯... and I'm not even playing.
*Must be my *motherly* sensitivity. 😇
(Likely I'll get comment responses calling me a wuss... But whatev 😄)
I'm pretty sure that's the joke.
11:30 The best i heard so far😂 i’ve been looking for this clip a long time, finally found it. Epic🤣
I havnt laughed this hard in years. good stuff
"You are cleared to Alt + F4 at this time" Subscribed on second video.
"You've just gone JESUS MODE" -Airforceproud95, July 22, 2017
It's always my favourite parts when you ramble off a bunch of directions at rapid speed. XD
That infinity symbol smoke trail was actually pretty cool
Friggin hilarious. I love the semi-professional "realism" of the absurd.
9:50 *jesus mode activated*
this had me in literal tears to the point i had to stop the video to compose myself and wipe my eyes, the random stuff going on almost gave me a heart attack laughing so hard. I couldn't breathe.
Also for future reference We heAH in bawston don't pronounce our R's, just replace every R with an AHH.. We PaAHk the CaAH in HaAHvid YaAHd
"If you are on fire, you are very obviously burning" lost my shit on this one!
He really lost control of the airport this one 😂
"It appears you are floating off into the abyss, you have just gone JESUS MODE. You are now taxiing on the water."
This video should be called something like: FSX is trolling everyone by funny lags and aircraft substitutions.
I feel flattered you are using my home airport.
LOL Great vid! The attacking helicopter was funny.
3:27 holy jesus that break me 🤣
Man, I'm crying right now and typing is a real bitch but YOU ARE AWESOME AFP95! Sometimes I wish things could be this way but oh the havoc!
April 29th 2021. This is still funny. A successful take off leads to a guy failing to take off.
Whoever is fucking around with the hot air balloon in these vids... god bless you.
It's funny that it seems to always be the same people playing this simulator. That guy with the windsock obsession was the same guy who was doing that airshow in your first video I saw
I love that the length of this video is 13:37
Wow. So much profession in these videos its almost excessive. Love your videos
These videos are so funny they could probably cure depression. 😂
4:27 what was that
Always great amusement!! Good job, BOSSMAN!!!
this vids are pure gold sir.
You should do a multiplayer trolling but you should make it a try not to laugh challenge
I subscribed to you for the first time!
I love your videos...I can't remember the last time that I laughed as hard as I do at your video
Dude you are so funny. I hope you get to share with your coworkers..
11:50 LMAO!!! That helicopter :)
I cant watch these videos without remembering IRL aviation trolls like DB Cooper and Joseph Stack. Good times.
I don't know why but that 737 going half the speed of sound into the ocean had me on my floor laughing.
I love your videos. I've been binging this and you're incredible. Thank you
LMFAO! That Cessna was about to be crushed... Poor thing
"You've just gone Jesus mode. You are now taxiing on water."
This is the funniest video from airforceproud anyone agree
after delta departs form the runway
'we re gonna be in the Atlantic'
English guy doing us proud with that read back.
I LOVE THESE KIND OF VIEEOS THERE SO FUNNY
Thanks for the great content dude keep up the great work
Good god, the relationship counseling had me dead haha. Hey bud, what are you doing to do when they finally axe FSX for FSW?
THAT'S IT! GETTING THAT FUCKING "ROGER DODGER" TEE.
Absolutely love these videos
I can't handle these videos. I can only imagine what my ground controller at Cherry Point would say if I said half of this stuff. I need you in our tower.