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people think this is crazy, but i am glad he doesn't cuss. it's more bad, than good. And if there is no reason you Can't use them then there is no reason why you SHOULD use them
This one time i did a shuv-it in front of some girl walking out of a building and while she was passing by she gave a 30 second speech of how scared she was of skateboards
hotdog Butter you have to watch the video: how not to look like someone who watched a tutorial on how not to look like someone who watched a tutorial on how not to look like a beginner
there was a kid on my campus that rode his board everywhere but never any padding. a few months ago he was riding his board to work when he ran over either a crack or a rock and was lunged forward and hit his head on the sidewalk. his brain stem detached and his family had to take him off the ventilator because he was never going to wake up. his name was logan. there is nothing wrong with padding. it can literately save your life.
desireeissonotcool Post this for everyone to see! There’s a lesson to be taught here 💕 Safety First!!! Praying for Logan’s family and for you, losing a friend can be hard, even if you didn’t know him well ✨
I was skateboarding down a huge hill and well my skateboard started wobbling and I lunged forward and the first thing that slammed to the ground was my head. I was out cold and went to the hospital. I luckily had a helmet on and the nurse said if I hadn’t had one on, I’d crush my skull. I can’t remember anything about that day, that’s just what my mom told me. I only got a concussion, really bad black eye, and cuts all over my hands; arms; legs and face. Always wear a helmet.
My advice. If your a beginner skater at a skatepark. Don't pretend you know what your doing. Today was my first day in a skate park and I looked awful but the guys there were nice and helped me out
I wish i had that experience as a kid. The other kids and even the teenagers were so nasty, I didn't want to skate anymore because of that, but here I am at 32 and learning how to skate. I've got tougher skin this time around haha
These skaters riding by yelled at me “POSER!” when I was trying to get on my cousins board just for fun but it lowkey hurt my feelings lmao the skating community is rude sometimes 😂💀
Being a beginner is a good thing. It means you finally decided to join a badass brotherhood of awesome people who enjoy the same activity. We all start somewhere
@@vivi-qt7wl i bought a skateboard and now that i'm in my apartment i don't go out, i try some tricks.. in my apartment but it's not a really good idea, but it's actually fun. Skate is cool, Happy Christmas
I just started skating and the first thing i found out is that confidence is really key. Don’t try to pretend you’re all experienced or know anything about it, just own that you’re a beginner and be honest and confident about it. If you do that you’ll not only learn way faster, you’ll also find out that most people don’t even care.
just a reminder to anyone learning...it’s okay to look like a beginner if you are one! as long as you’re having fun it doesn’t matter, everyone learns at their own pace and at the end of the day everyone was a beginner at one point
I have been skating for 4 years and I’m too much of a chicken to do tricks lmao- I have gone to skateparks and go down hills but that’s the most gahaha-
Always found it so sad that some people hate on wearing a helmet. I like my skull intact thanks! Its the same idiot logic why some people dont wear seatbelts.
Yeah I learned my lesson when I was younger. I busted my head open and had to go get stitches. I rather get made in front of than having permanent brain damage
Jason i learned my lesson because I didn’t want to put my helmet on while driving down a steep hill with my bicycle, my mom forced it on me and I ended up falling and my helmet cracked in two pieces. That could’ve been my head bruh
Thank you so much! I just bought a skateboard a couple weeks ago but the community seems so toxic and I’m scared to ask anyone for help 😂😭 the thing about putting your weight into the foot on the board was so helpful!!
Honestly you're cute and skater boys dream of having a skater girl even if they don't tell their friends. so the only thing you should worry about is if they guys are being overly picky or mean to you they probably just all like you and are too afraid of each other and you to show it. They think how much it would hurt to be nice to you in front of the boys and get shut down by you or called a simp one of his friends so they just protect themselves by being mean. Also to make you feel inferior so you will think they are worth your time. I garentee though if you walk up to one who's by himself they will totally want to help you.
Honestly it’s just shitty teenage boys that are going to be the most judgy because they want to look cool with their friends. If you want to learn or need help from someone, ask a grown up 😂
I started learning how to ride a skateboard like 3 days ago and every time I go outside I feel super unconfident This helped me boost my confidence a little thanks 🙏
Boi hi I just started too and learned a few things today but a family was walking past and I fell for the first time and got so embarrassed but everyone falls and fails but u always just got to get back up and keep trying. u got this!!!! we’re all in this together:))
@@stewpidgabs4758 I feel so uncomfortable everytime someone pass by me ;; I really wish I could not b afraid of falling in front of ppl or be seen by skaters that will bully me bcz I'm a noobie😭
Alexia Simiand awe me too!! don’t worry so many people feel like that including me. So far I’ve fallen so much haha but it’s part of the process and if experienced skaters bully u then they ain’t true skaters.:)). I believe in u!!
0:50 I was gonna laugh at how bad you can land on your board but this man pulled out the smoothest reverse card ever seen by humanity. I almost chocked with my Dr pepper
I remember getting distracted on the sidewalk because I spotted classmates and promptly hit a curb and fell at the exact moment they noticed me, that was indeed embarrassing
I did something similar, I went past this girl at high school and then immediately flew off the board and literally ate dirt as I went face first through a dirtpile. It was embarrassing although they got a good laugh at least.
Hate to be the guy to say it but if you need a helmet while just cruising you’re a dumbass obviously wear one if you’re doing tricks or at a park but other than what’s the reason
@@alphachicken3967 there's always the chance you could get in an accident, unexpected car or pedestrian or whatever, same reason experienced bikers still wear one
Idk why but i literally cant pick up my board like that- i think it’s Bc my board is huge (I’m getting a new one soon cuz mines too big), but like i can’t do anything on my board...
Ngl but when I practiced than a week ago I smashed my board so hard into my crotch I had to lay down on the ground for a second. It was hurting like hell 😂 (I started skating like 2 weeks ago and I am still far from perfect at picking up my board. But it's getting better)
@Quynn Campbell Just do what i did. Put board down. Back up 10 feet. Runn and jump on it and glide along like a pro (I can't even turn!). To be fair i can roller skate so board isnt' too scary though it is harder.
Dang man, yesterday was my first time back on a board in 6 years, I went to the skate park to get my bearings again, hung around for a hour, looked like a complete moron, went skating down town this morning and it was like I never got off the board 6 years ago. It doesn’t matter what people think it’s about what makes ya happy
@@BigV42069 my 10 yo recently has gotten into skating.. I'm almost 40, and haven't been on a skateboard (I snowboard) since my early 20s... And I really couldn't skate that well then... I don't give a fuck what I look like, we are having fun... I would rather take him to the hospital for a broken arm, than an OD.
Pickin up my first board today at 30. Watch tons of how-to videos. Glad I stumbled upon yours, feels like you’re in front of me explaining stuff rather than grin and sarcastically laugh at what i can’t do like any other tutorials videos. You got yourself a new subscriber kind Sir !
I started skating after 30. I think about 35. I saw a 60 plus year old man on a skateboard. I always wanted to learn. I am 44 now. I still skateboard. I guess more longboarding now. It is a great way to get around. Tony Hawk said on Joe Rogan, "Why walk when you can skate?"
this is for me😓 timestamps~ getting on your board: 0:47 picking up your board: 1:22 slowing down: 2:00 stopping: 3:39 pushing: 3:16 two wheenlin’: 4:02 ollies: 4:32 talk the talk: 5:09 DONT BE A POSER: 5:44
@@debug27 i honestly don't skate anymore, I don't think it was for me. I've been trying to find a hobby that I like all quarantine and skateboarding wasn't it I guess🤷♀️
@@emilys878 That’s amazing it’s always great to try new things! Also I could recommend meditation it is a wonderful hobby to pickup and very insightful. If you wish to look more into meditation i suggest the waking up app in the App Store it is a wonderful starting point. I wish you the best in life friend.I hope you find whatever is you love doing.
We all have moments in our lives when we look like a beginner. . . no matter what it is, there is always the first time. It's just silly and sad that there are people who make these videos, saying "don't look like a beginner". On the contrary, be proud that you have the courage to reach for something new and derive satisfaction from it... I'm 47 years old and 15 years of BMX riding and I still want to try something new, and being a beginner is just a normal course of things in EVERY aspects of your life, and I'm proud of it
Same. They just paved my driveway but thy paved it with grooves so my skateboard still won’t roll. And my city skate park is under construction for like ten years
they have smooth sidewalks and roads, ride a board wherever you want, it's a pity that they don't have them in my country, we have asphalt with cracks and pits, we have such concrete slabs only in the skate park
ikr like pls he almost died, but like then again i dont think random ppl will go around whacking ppl in the head with a skateboard like adam did but like better to be safe then sorry ig
Yea I was at a friend of mine and I leant his skateboard his sister had a penny board she jumped because we were going pretty fast and we were going down so she jumped and then it happend the penny board just crashed under the board I was driving and blocked My wheels (I was going about 15km/h) I DID A F*CKING FRONTFLIP AND LANDED ON MY KNEE MY KNEE WAS F*CKING BLEEDING LIKE MY WHOLE KNEE WAS COVERD IN BLOOD (the worst part is this happend when I was 8 now I'm about 12 my knee was bleeding for almost 2 straight hours and u could see it almost 10 months later) well thats why I don't jump off my board and hate all the people doing it
*looks pretty easy* steps on board: OH GOD edit:its been a couple months since i commented this.i didnt expect it to blow up. i now know how to skateboard and im pretty good at it😂😂
Emme Jo, put your kicking foot up first on the board, like walking, have your other foot to pump then when you are fast enough put both feet on the board and face them to the side, but when pushing put your kicking foot facing the front. Hope this helped!🙂
Went to a skate park and wore a helmet and pads because it was my first time I skated and i immediately got laughed at. After that i quit skating and now I’m “professional” freestyle skier😂
Such a useful video! It's not even about not looking like a beginner, it's about learning the most basic things for a beginner to be aware of and fixing them to get better. Thanks a lot from a beginner!
I remember I did a slide trick downhill on my board one time and this old lady stopped to watch and applauded every time, she was so sweet and it made me smile.
I was skating when a group of teenagers yelled “I can tell you’re a beginner but you are doing really good, keep going and you will be better!” And I thought I looked more or less experienced by now since I just got the hang of it + feel more comfortable… Anyways, thanks for the tips, much needed after today xD
I just recently started skating because I’m always bored inside my house since my family had to self-quarantine.and I don’t do tricks or nothing I just cruise around the block so yeah ✌️✌️
Yeah definitely, but sometimes you’re in a mob of skaters and you feel out of place, sure who cares what they think but it ain’t a good feeling ya know?
I started Longboarding two weeks ago and I only go out after sunset because I feel so ashamed trying to learn it at my age xD I know it's stupid but I can't help it ^^
Just feel the board dont try to force it 🤣🤣 not sure if it makes sense but i found when i started to skate i kinda over compensate sometimes. So just feel the way the board is responding to cracks and inclines. That goes a long way to improving.
I started longboarding 3 years ago when I was 41! It's great, I wish I'd started earlier! I felt self-consious at first but have largely got over it. It generally gets a positive reaction from all ages. There is also a Very Old Skateboarders facebook group and I met up with a few of them in a London park once and we cruised around.
Yea but when you’re good at it, doesn’t really matter, i’m 11 and i’m not that good, but the worst that ever happened to me, was just a hole in my pants and a scratch init
Tell me about it. Back when I used to race bmx, looped out learning a manual at a pump track, faceplanted into tarmac and nearly got concussed - if I had hit any harder, A&E would have been involved. And only recently, when I was mountain biking, hit a tree and guess what hit the tree first? My head. broke my helmet but not my head, hiked back to the car park, bought a new helmet and went back out. Would've been a trip to a hospital had I not worn a helmet.
0:49 Getting on your board 1:22 Picking up your board 2:01 Slowing down 2:39 Stopping 3:16 Pushing 4:01 Two Wheeling 4:32 Ollie 5:08 Talk the Talk 5:45 Dont be a Poser
I always wanted to skate board when i was a teen but i was always scared of what people thought of me. Im 25 now and bought a cruiser today. Fell four times because of working on balance. But so far im really enjoying it. Wish i did it sooner!
Mongo pushing was the only thing that felt natural to me. I like to push with my left foot, but it's also my front foot, just hop over after pushing, no biggie. Did it for 8 years straight until I stopped skating. :)
I'd wear a helmet for safety, because knowing myself, I'd probably slip, fall, and die ... But yeah I feel the PRESSURE if I'd ever go outside and skate knowing that a car or a neighbor can watch me and judge my lame skating lol.... this is why I only skate in the garage but I WILL GO INTO THE REAL WORLD ONE DAY.
I don't give a shit what the general consensus is on helmets, but when I'm trying something new or skating at a decent speed and attempting tricks, I wear my helmet. My dad almost died riding his bike when a lady hit him from behind at 35 mph. He is living right now because of his helmet. Sure it's not skating, but I just don't want to risk anything.
Helmet saved my life when dirt biking was landed on from another rider tripling it. To say a helmet is not cool well f being non-helmet cool. Let’s see concrete vs skull...Only reason many kids don’t wear helmets is because young and inexperienced.
I’m new to the skateboarding community and just got done learning cubing, the Rubik’s cube community is great but I was surprised to see how much kindness there is in the skateboarding community
“things that may make you look like a poser: helmets” well i’m sorry that i don’t want to fall, hit my head and be in a coma for the rest of my life lol. this isn’t directed towards him i’m j confused why wanting to be safe makes you look like a poser 😂
Yea, hearing that makes me want to go to a skate park less when I'm already afraid of being judged.... like yea I'm a beginner, that's why I NEED a helmet n pads
very first tip: “....just make sure you’re comfortable riding first.” me, who literally just got a board and barely knows how to ride yet: “welp I already failed that step.”
Thank you so much! I just bought a skateboard a couple weeks ago but the community seems so toxic and I’m scared to ask anyone for help the thing about putting your weight into the foot on the board was so helpful!!
Just get a cheap deck from Wallmart. They arent something you can use for very very long (without replacing hardware anyway) but it will give you an idea if you wanna ride or not.
Jarthen Greenmeadow yeah my brother got me a board from SkateWarehouse or something like that and I got to pick out all the parts. I’ve been skating everyday since I got it but not as much as of late cause of the whole lockdown since I live in New York.
timestamps 0:00 intro 0:48: getting on your board 1:21 picking up your board 2:00 slowing down 2:39 stopping 3:16 pushing 4:00 two wheelin’ 4:32 ollie 5:08 talk the talk 5:44 don’t be a poser 6:53 outro
You don't wear helmet because you can't skate. You wear helmet in case you don't see another person coming with full speed at you from behind and knocking you down with your head first.
@kinda like a turtle What do you expect from the skater community, all a bunch of toxic little pp white guys who are overprotective and angry about skating
Is it alright that even though I’m right handed, I use my right foot on the board? I’ve tried and tried using my left but I always mess up, I’m pretty new to skating and I’m only 11 (almost 12)
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VLSkate TH-cam sucks at the moment..
Thanks TH-cam !
Probably cuz of the sexy model at 6:22
people think this is crazy, but i am glad he doesn't cuss. it's more bad, than good. And if there is no reason you Can't use them then there is no reason why you SHOULD use them
cuz the scooter kids who wear thrasher got mad
I actually impressed an old lady when I was just cruising on my longboard. She said, ”That looks like a lot of fun, ” it made my day
Landon Harrold i had the exact same thing happen to me lmao
This one time i did a shuv-it in front of some girl walking out of a building and while she was passing by she gave a 30 second speech of how scared she was of skateboards
@@fourcheeseblend8573 Was she hot?
@@wookie6659 she was an old lady
So yes
@@fourcheeseblend8573 haha ok...u said girl so i was curious...
How to not look like some who watched a tutorial on how not to look like a beginer
hotdog Butter you have to watch the video: how not to look like someone who watched a tutorial on how not to look like someone who watched a tutorial on how not to look like a beginner
Haha
@@redlemur7944 genius
You have to not do the things listed here to not look like someone who watched a tutorial.
But then you'll look like a beginner :/
Omar the Atheist Aziz Dumbass
“It’s better to get made fun of for wearing a helmet and pads then to die”
-also VL skate( just a different video)
Skate pads are debatable but helmets are pretty useful
Everyone's gangster until they are in the hospital with a fractured skull.
there was a kid on my campus that rode his board everywhere but never any padding. a few months ago he was riding his board to work when he ran over either a crack or a rock and was lunged forward and hit his head on the sidewalk. his brain stem detached and his family had to take him off the ventilator because he was never going to wake up. his name was logan. there is nothing wrong with padding. it can literately save your life.
desireeissonotcool Post this for everyone to see! There’s a lesson to be taught here 💕 Safety First!!! Praying for Logan’s family and for you, losing a friend can be hard, even if you didn’t know him well ✨
I was skateboarding down a huge hill and well my skateboard started wobbling and I lunged forward and the first thing that slammed to the ground was my head. I was out cold and went to the hospital. I luckily had a helmet on and the nurse said if I hadn’t had one on, I’d crush my skull. I can’t remember anything about that day, that’s just what my mom told me. I only got a concussion, really bad black eye, and cuts all over my hands; arms; legs and face. Always wear a helmet.
My advice. If your a beginner skater at a skatepark. Don't pretend you know what your doing. Today was my first day in a skate park and I looked awful but the guys there were nice and helped me out
Skatepark spirit
Yea a little kid taught me more then my brother lol i love the skateboard community
Most of em are
I wish i had that experience as a kid. The other kids and even the teenagers were so nasty, I didn't want to skate anymore because of that, but here I am at 32 and learning how to skate. I've got tougher skin this time around haha
I don't even have space 😢
I luv how whenever he shows what beginners look like I totally relate lmao
Beginners place their board gently...
Me: sh-
@@notusingthisaccount1551LITERALLY ME TODAY
nah cuz i feel like im hurting my board TT
These skaters riding by yelled at me “POSER!” when I was trying to get on my cousins board just for fun but it lowkey hurt my feelings lmao the skating community is rude sometimes 😂💀
Don’t listen to them. They probably are posers themselves
Drizzy, thank you imma just try to ignore them next time
the only ones that are gonna make fun of you are the posers.
the skating community really is toxic af don’t worry man you have to start somewhere you aren’t just gonna start like a god all of a sudden
Crew Rogers thanks man
The old people here always smile and wave at me when I skate
I'm gonna guess you know mongo pushing is then. Could you please tell me bc I'm confused aha🤣
Same lol #german
Awww thats so nice
They know whats up
Ikr😭😭
"You might get called out for wearing a helmet"
*Me, putting cute stickers onto my helmet so I look funky while not getting brain damage*: Huh?
As you should
Haha vibes. 😂
YEEESSS i love people who put stickers on their helmets it looks really cool
@@hiroshii7339 i feel like i look like a special ed kid with my helmet
YES More helmets with stickers pls :D
Being a beginner is a good thing. It means you finally decided to join a badass brotherhood of awesome people who enjoy the same activity. We all start somewhere
I JUST buy a skate so ty
Or sisterhood
sisterhood or human hood
✨ThëGøōdWįtćh✨ I love this comment
✨ThëGøōdWįtćh✨ Gurl, u right indeed.
me: doesn’t skate
me: watched this anyways
brain: just in case
that's really usefull
@@Kahofoxyn its useful
Samebut I'm getting a skateboard for Christmas :)
@@vivi-qt7wl i bought a skateboard and now that i'm in my apartment i don't go out, i try some tricks.. in my apartment but it's not a really good idea, but it's actually fun.
Skate is cool, Happy Christmas
Kaho merry Christmas I'll definitely try skating inside cuz I don't want to get hurt 👁👄👁
Skater: riding cool in front of girls
Tiniest pebble on the whole damn road: I’m about to end this mans whole career
this comment is underated lmaoooooooooo
Omg true lmaooooo
Pickle Rick it hurts that i hit a pebble earlier today and flew off my board :(
Pfft that’s me when I longboard in front of my classmates rip
Pickle Rick
Frfr
I just started skating and the first thing i found out is that confidence is really key. Don’t try to pretend you’re all experienced or know anything about it, just own that you’re a beginner and be honest and confident about it. If you do that you’ll not only learn way faster, you’ll also find out that most people don’t even care.
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Word. I almost ate concrete twice today trying to get on my board during rush hour; did I quit and walk 6 miles? Nope.
Got on that board and coasted
First step: *Getting on your board*
Me: **Falls back and suffers major head trauma**
try balancing with the board in the grass and find out what feet positions are best for you
@@arxe9314 I'm dead already. Dead people can't skate.
@@user-el5mg4it9t lol just resurrect urself
dw everyone falls while skating it’s a right of passage lol, i just started a week ago and my knees are all scuffed up
@@user-el5mg4it9t where do u have a bed?just respawn
This video in a nutshell:
“How to not look like a beginner?”
“Don’t be a beginner”
Yeah that's true since you gotta practise those moves
Just like this other video I watched on how to be a better skater the bottom line was just practice.
@@isaiahtatum4481 well its true… no master ever fell from heaven as we say in germany
@@isaiahtatum4481 it is true tho. you can’t cheat your way into becoming a better skater, or anything really. practice IS the key.
With literally a few basic moves and things to practice to not stand out as a day 1 rider. Obviously some work is gonna be involved
i literally hate that people hate on other people for wearing helmets- like sry i don’t trust myself and don’t wanna die 🤩
Ikr
I’m learning how to skateboard and I would rather not die
@@xc4615 EXACTLY
And you're 100% correct baby
@@JoaoPauloSoares61 not really idiot
just a reminder to anyone learning...it’s okay to look like a beginner if you are one! as long as you’re having fun it doesn’t matter, everyone learns at their own pace and at the end of the day everyone was a beginner at one point
Don’t be scared to “look like a beginner” over time you’ll learn that literally no one cares! You just do you!
ZapTheStinky I love that I just started like 4 days ago and I wear knee and wrist pads lol safety first
Sunflower studios I’ve been skating for like 3 years and i still do XD
ZapTheStinky that’s super great honestly who cares what people think I fell yesterday and if I didn’t have my pads I would have broken my wrist
Jamie 2.0 thanks!
It's like everywhere in life. We all are standing in our own ways.
me: does all of this
random guy: *do a kickflip!*
me: paNic¡
Elizabeth Easton lol, so true
Touche
Just say "Dude I need some rest back off!"
theyre prolly gonna say do a backflip bru
Pink-girl-gamz panik
The hate on the helmet is the worst thing possible.
PosiEric so true
"how dare you wear something that can literally save your life" says any idiot
Yes also the hate on scooters I don’t ride one so correct me if I’m wrong but there doesn’t seem to be anything wrong with them
Rapha Eel yeah i mean they're just riding something they enjoy riding similar to how skateboarders enjoy riding skateboards
the hate on scooters is caused by the vast majority of them being annoying kids that get into your way while skating
Me: I’ve been skateboarding for 2 years and I still set down the board to start 😅
I started a month ago and now I start running
I like this video 😍😁☺️😊😀💯💯🥰❣️🥰❤️❤️👍🎉🎉😘😘🤩🤩🥳🥳
I have been skating for 4 years and I’m too much of a chicken to do tricks lmao- I have gone to skateparks and go down hills but that’s the most gahaha-
@hyunjinlovers 😂😂😂
I’m going to keep my helmet on don’t let other people make fun of you when your trying to be safe
Dominic Martinez
PERIOD!
Always found it so sad that some people hate on wearing a helmet. I like my skull intact thanks!
Its the same idiot logic why some people dont wear seatbelts.
Yeah I learned my lesson when I was younger. I busted my head open and had to go get stitches. I rather get made in front of than having permanent brain damage
Jason i learned my lesson because I didn’t want to put my helmet on while driving down a steep hill with my bicycle, my mom forced it on me and I ended up falling and my helmet cracked in two pieces. That could’ve been my head bruh
Lucky i live in Australia! It’s a law u hav to wear a helmet for every veachile one wheels or you will get fined :)
And then someone says, "do a trick"
That’s a whole mood
Lol
That’s a TRICKy situation lmaoo
Nah man can't do it, I almost broke my foot the other day jumping some stairs still hurts like hell lol
imma just say "nah bro, sorry im just a beginner, in learning the basics first" and then go
I remember when wearing a helmet with stickers were considered cool
I still think it’s kinda cool, I rather fall off my board and get minor scratches then fall off my board and crack my skull...
I put many of my favorite stickers on my helmet rather than my board because it makes me wear it more :)
@@damianjang3766 good idea!
I only wear a helmet because I don’t wanna break my head open
@@elysegraham2823 same
Thank you so much! I just bought a skateboard a couple weeks ago but the community seems so toxic and I’m scared to ask anyone for help 😂😭 the thing about putting your weight into the foot on the board was so helpful!!
Honestly you're cute and skater boys dream of having a skater girl even if they don't tell their friends. so the only thing you should worry about is if they guys are being overly picky or mean to you they probably just all like you and are too afraid of each other and you to show it. They think how much it would hurt to be nice to you in front of the boys and get shut down by you or called a simp one of his friends so they just protect themselves by being mean. Also to make you feel inferior so you will think they are worth your time. I garentee though if you walk up to one who's by himself they will totally want to help you.
@@clark987878 I appreciate you taking the time to give me some advice!
Honestly it’s just shitty teenage boys that are going to be the most judgy because they want to look cool with their friends. If you want to learn or need help from someone, ask a grown up 😂
Maybe it isn't the community.
So did you continue skating ?
I started learning how to ride a skateboard like 3 days ago and every time I go outside I feel super unconfident This helped me boost my confidence a little thanks 🙏
Boi hi I just started too and learned a few things today but a family was walking past and I fell for the first time and got so embarrassed but everyone falls and fails but u always just got to get back up and keep trying. u got this!!!! we’re all in this together:))
Me too! My butt is covered in bruises now but it’s ok I’m learning
@@stewpidgabs4758 I feel so uncomfortable everytime someone pass by me ;; I really wish I could not b afraid of falling in front of ppl or be seen by skaters that will bully me bcz I'm a noobie😭
Alexia Simiand awe me too!! don’t worry so many people feel like that including me. So far I’ve fallen so much haha but it’s part of the process and if experienced skaters bully u then they ain’t true skaters.:)). I believe in u!!
I just started today and I'm garbage
0:50 I was gonna laugh at how bad you can land on your board but this man pulled out the smoothest reverse card ever seen by humanity. I almost chocked with my Dr pepper
THIS SHOULD NOT BE THAT FUNNY 😩💀😂
I only came for your profile pic
same my brain was like: “haha-whoaa”
Even Tony Hawk wears helmets when necessary
You know what’s not lame?
*Safety*
Emily Vaquera mom is that you?
Extrxmx_ 🤣🤣
You look stupid without helmet on skateboard.
@@transendencem8480 nah
@@darian.brumari yup
I remember getting distracted on the sidewalk because I spotted classmates and promptly hit a curb and fell at the exact moment they noticed me, that was indeed embarrassing
I did something similar, I went past this girl at high school and then immediately flew off the board and literally ate dirt as I went face first through a dirtpile. It was embarrassing although they got a good laugh at least.
SAME but I fell in trash bin
It’s all fun and games until someone asks you to “do a trick”
Yaaaa :(
do the ollie
And you do the 360 varial kickflip and the impossible
Him:suprised pickachu face
@SCP’s Explained I would be surprised myself....
Panic📈
Skaters are such gatekeepers. They scare away future skaters because they hate newbies, forgetting everyone started somewhere.
NEWSFLASH: Every sport or hobbyist is like that
@@averagejoe17769 true
@@eurosouls9119 and not even all skateboarders are like that. This person just sounds like another one who quit before he/she really started
joseph not really lol
@@cutesybunnny not really what
Helmets?
"Brain damage is lit. Only posers protect their skull."
Feels like I’m getting brain damage when I hear someone say something is “lit”
tbh the only time I can think of someone who's not an idiot getting brain damage from skateboarding is grinding a rail
Hate to be the guy to say it but if you need a helmet while just cruising you’re a dumbass obviously wear one if you’re doing tricks or at a park but other than what’s the reason
Alpha Chicken yah. But I still feel like wuss when I have one while doing tricks😒
@@alphachicken3967 there's always the chance you could get in an accident, unexpected car or pedestrian or whatever, same reason experienced bikers still wear one
How to not look like a beginner:
-Don't be a beginner
Lmfaoooo fr
either copied or same idea idk
literally copied
*him* “pick up the board by putting your foot on the tail
*mme tries* *Board doesn’t go high enough
*me tries again* *board smacks face
HISHDLAKHDA if this isn't me idk what is
Sounds like my personal experiences lol!
Idk why but i literally cant pick up my board like that- i think it’s Bc my board is huge (I’m getting a new one soon cuz mines too big), but like i can’t do anything on my board...
Ngl but when I practiced than a week ago I smashed my board so hard into my crotch I had to lay down on the ground for a second. It was hurting like hell 😂 (I started skating like 2 weeks ago and I am still far from perfect at picking up my board. But it's getting better)
One day my cousin did that and it hit his pp-
Me running with my board hanging low and too scared to get on it while running: 🛹 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
LMAO
@Quynn Campbell Just do what i did. Put board down. Back up 10 feet. Runn and jump on it and glide along like a pro (I can't even turn!). To be fair i can roller skate so board isnt' too scary though it is harder.
th-cam.com/video/CEZTGT4DkAE/w-d-xo.html
OMG LMAO keep trying
LMAO RELATABLE
Step 1: practice all the time and get good and stop caring if you look stupid.
Step 2: do step 1 more
I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT
Tru
Dang man, yesterday was my first time back on a board in 6 years, I went to the skate park to get my bearings again, hung around for a hour, looked like a complete moron, went skating down town this morning and it was like I never got off the board 6 years ago. It doesn’t matter what people think it’s about what makes ya happy
@@BigV42069 my 10 yo recently has gotten into skating.. I'm almost 40, and haven't been on a skateboard (I snowboard) since my early 20s... And I really couldn't skate that well then... I don't give a fuck what I look like, we are having fun... I would rather take him to the hospital for a broken arm, than an OD.
Hehe I just go to my secret hiding spot where nobody finds me practicing.
Pickin up my first board today at 30. Watch tons of how-to videos. Glad I stumbled upon yours, feels like you’re in front of me explaining stuff rather than grin and sarcastically laugh at what i can’t do like any other tutorials videos. You got yourself a new subscriber kind Sir !
You keep up with it? How's it going?
I started skating after 30. I think about 35. I saw a 60 plus year old man on a skateboard. I always wanted to learn. I am 44 now. I still skateboard. I guess more longboarding now. It is a great way to get around. Tony Hawk said on Joe Rogan, "Why walk when you can skate?"
@@christopherkaiser1 lmao what a 60 y/o?
@@delinseurn Ben Aurelien
How does he have such nice roads my road is made of completely made of rocks and pebbles. And the road that’s nice is full of cars. ):
Looks like cali
same here .....
Ikr
Same, his looks so smooth and im over here with rocks, pebbles, and stones.
Stacy Mccool Exactly
this is for me😓
timestamps~
getting on your board: 0:47
picking up your board: 1:22
slowing down: 2:00
stopping: 3:39
pushing: 3:16
two wheenlin’: 4:02
ollies: 4:32
talk the talk: 5:09
DONT BE A POSER: 5:44
How is it going for you?
*communism noises*
@@unthawing1508 I hate capitalism
@@debug27 i honestly don't skate anymore, I don't think it was for me. I've been trying to find a hobby that I like all quarantine and skateboarding wasn't it I guess🤷♀️
@@emilys878 That’s amazing it’s always great to try new things! Also I could recommend meditation it is a wonderful hobby to pickup and very insightful. If you wish to look more into meditation i suggest the waking up app in the App Store it is a wonderful starting point. I wish you the best in life friend.I hope you find whatever is you love doing.
i can't be the only one who is trying to learn how to ride a skateboard during the covid-19 pandemic...
Same brother
same
Same
same lol
same and i am failing miserably
We all have moments in our lives when we look like a beginner. . . no matter what it is, there is always the first time. It's just silly and sad that there are people who make these videos, saying "don't look like a beginner". On the contrary, be proud that you have the courage to reach for something new and derive satisfaction from it... I'm 47 years old and 15 years of BMX riding and I still want to try something new, and being a beginner is just a normal course of things in EVERY aspects of your life, and I'm proud of it
Remember Zeke and Luther wore helmets and pads...and they were cool
J. Montrice same with tony hawk
Tre Vlogs Well, Tony Hawk mostly rides vert, so he kind of has to. But, yeah, I see your point.
@@trevlogs7950 yeah but tony was a skate monster
Lol but that was a Disney show. They kinda had to
OMFG YESSSSS
your sidewalk alone is more skateable than the area 35km around me 😁
Same. They just paved my driveway but thy paved it with grooves so my skateboard still won’t roll. And my city skate park is under construction for like ten years
Lmfao
し0しXXN00bieSNipzerXX h3h3XXlolXXyoloXXMEMEZXX not everyone lives in USA
yeah
most of england sucks for skating and urgh its tough
Video: DONT BE A POSER
Me: * takes off helmet in sadness*
You don't need to, helmet is important , it can save you from being a vegetable coz u fell on your head ;)
so i want to both cruise and do tricks does anyone have any recomendations
@@ilker6467 I mean you can get both a skateboard and a longboard or just look up different types of longboards you can do tricks on
What's a helmet never saw one never used one
put that helmet right back on safety first
they have smooth sidewalks and roads, ride a board wherever you want, it's a pity that they don't have them in my country, we have asphalt with cracks and pits, we have such concrete slabs only in the skate park
: I dont care what people phink abaut me
Also: I feel like i dont wanna look like a fool to others
HuviXY I also don’t care what people phink about me
@@slack_cactus lol
Same
@@slack_cactus i love your name lol
@@slack_cactus Same I also don't give a damn abaut what people phinks abaut me
“Posers use helmets”
All professionals: Wtf?
exactly like damn sorry i dont wanna die lol
Yea im like -_- big skaters that ride vert are like are you serious rn lol
Did you mean to say "Posers do use helments"?
@@WillBill6143 yes
@@17alexandrr47 Oh ok
when you actually carefully place your board on the ground and angle it perfectly BEFORE you get on the board 😂
I remember when i had a skateboard and i allways did this thing even infront of poeple now i feel embarassed af
Haven_Chanez 13 I still do this-
I’ve tried skating multiple times and I ALWAYS do this HDJDJD
I do this.
me
adam whacked the shit outta cherry, it legit keeps playing in my head.
Wait that wasn't part of the video's moveset-
Just here chilling and watching videos on how to skate after watching SK8, and now you have to remind me of that scene...
ikr like pls he almost died, but like then again i dont think random ppl will go around whacking ppl in the head with a skateboard like adam did but like better to be safe then sorry ig
Stop please😭😭
@@soyboysupreme6190 They're talking about an anime called Sk8 the Infinity lol.
"Impress that random old lady"
I fell in front of that random old lady xD
Same she laughed at me. Ouch.
Lol same, I fell into a bush lmao
I'm the one who jump like a crazy because I'm going too fast
No your not alone lol
I do too
Yea I was at a friend of mine and I leant his skateboard his sister had a penny board she jumped because we were going pretty fast and we were going down so she jumped and then it happend the penny board just crashed under the board I was driving and blocked My wheels (I was going about 15km/h) I DID A F*CKING FRONTFLIP AND LANDED ON MY KNEE MY KNEE WAS F*CKING BLEEDING LIKE MY WHOLE KNEE WAS COVERD IN BLOOD (the worst part is this happend when I was 8 now I'm about 12 my knee was bleeding for almost 2 straight hours and u could see it almost 10 months later) well thats why I don't jump off my board and hate all the people doing it
lmao no i do it too 😅
@@dr1ft3r. Well, if you are just a begginer who is on the road or in a park, it is fine to just jump i guess
This has a lot of good points for sure
I wear a helmet because of my mom and it’s “better to be alive than look cool” said VLSkate
him: mentions helmets will get you called out
me, who would like to wear one so i don’t die:
👁💧👄💧👁
Gorl who give a fck safety comes first😭😭😭💔
@@lonelyteabag6486 lmaooo true
You’re never too cool to wear a helmet
Help I made a hole in the wall skating- 😭🤦♀️
My mom forces me to wear a helmet because she always comes up with some nonsense reason I might get hurt
*looks pretty easy*
steps on board: OH GOD
edit:its been a couple months since i commented this.i didnt expect it to blow up. i now know how to skateboard and im pretty good at it😂😂
Emme Jo, put your kicking foot up first on the board, like walking, have your other foot to pump then when you are fast enough put both feet on the board and face them to the side, but when pushing put your kicking foot facing the front. Hope this helped!🙂
totally... last time i stepped on a board i pushed and immediately found my face on the ground
@@awr3965 omg prince charming, just say "practise". You can find this shit in any video
Max Cojocari *practice
@@maeve7709 practise*
I watched this video 3 years ago when I first started skating and looking back on my first year or so skating is just awesome nostalgia
Imagine hating on someone that wears a helmet
*Tony hawk has joined the chat*
I forced my mom to buy me a skateboard and I am between "do I really want to die" or "sk8ter girl yeehaw"
lol same rn, im watching these videos before i even try it ahaha
me too and i can't even find a nice place to skate
Cringe
Hshshsb mood. I got one and I keep feeling weird on it
Went to a skate park and wore a helmet and pads because it was my first time I skated and i immediately got laughed at. After that i quit skating and now I’m “professional” freestyle skier😂
Philip • i mostly wear pads and a helmet because i am terrified to try new things without and scared of hurting myself if i don’t wear it!
Wooow u Just showed the
You know whats cool
*_b e i n g s a f e_*
Only an asshole would laugh at you for wearing pads and a helmet.
I’m gonna be honest, I’m laughing reading that
Such a useful video! It's not even about not looking like a beginner, it's about learning the most basic things for a beginner to be aware of and fixing them to get better. Thanks a lot from a beginner!
VSCO girls: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!
Jamba Mode lmao 😂
IM ROLLING
?? vsco girls don’t skate.?
more like tiktokers
eliana yvonne that’s the joke
Now, I just need a skateboard that doesn’t stop rolling after 3 feet
The Road no, Im broke
ThePeacefulSkater oh, k... thanks 😊... I’m still broke tho 😂😂😂😂
Bearings can be pretty cheap though, like 20 for an ok set
how'd u know
JustALittleTooRandom lol I need to actually skate instead of standing on my carpet and pretending I am
Why is the concrete so *s m o o t h* there-
Fr
It Cali they care a lot about how they look.
i usemy skateboard on rocky ground near our house cause i cant go to the road and it is also rocky😭
@Bobertz so what ? I'm Californian. See my street, it's more of a hell road, full of cracks and fissures
FR I always be vibrating on ours XD
I remember I did a slide trick downhill on my board one time and this old lady stopped to watch and applauded every time, she was so sweet and it made me smile.
There's no more powerful feeling then having some old grandma complement your kickflip
When he pretends to not look like what he’s doing, he looks like a sim
Omg-
I can't unsee it now-
😂😂😂😂😂
skating:
2:21 expectation
2:55 reality
😅😔tru
Hahahaha legenddd
I just skate around my block and the near school parking lot.But boi I feel like people are judging me lmao why am I like this.
BeatsBy Faraz sammeeee
Bc people are haters, just keep skating bro
Jeez once i go one step out my house im like that i got a longboard to skate round on but jeez the the steroyotype skate board community is scary af
DOWNTOWNMAZE and at home
Honestly just keep looking straight, don’t pay attention to any of them and just focus on what you’re doing. Tune them out, earbuds also help too.
I was skating when a group of teenagers yelled “I can tell you’re a beginner but you are doing really good, keep going and you will be better!”
And I thought I looked more or less experienced by now since I just got the hang of it + feel more comfortable…
Anyways, thanks for the tips, much needed after today xD
I just recently started skating because I’m always bored inside my house since my family had to self-quarantine.and I don’t do tricks or nothing I just cruise around the block so yeah ✌️✌️
Nice!
me too!!
Omg same! Any updates?
go longboard and you will go from a fraud to total legit badass cruiser ^^
That’s what I’d o hopefully no one says do a trick
Or....... you can just Skate and not give a f what someone else thinks about ya. As long as your having a good time F what other people think!! 🤘🤙
Its hard, i dont have confidence 😅 theres alot of hate in this world
Yeah definitely, but sometimes you’re in a mob of skaters and you feel out of place, sure who cares what they think but it ain’t a good feeling ya know?
I started Longboarding two weeks ago and I only go out after sunset because I feel so ashamed trying to learn it at my age xD I know it's stupid but I can't help it ^^
i totally just got a longboard im 28.. nervous haha
Just feel the board dont try to force it 🤣🤣 not sure if it makes sense but i found when i started to skate i kinda over compensate sometimes. So just feel the way the board is responding to cracks and inclines. That goes a long way to improving.
Hahaha I’m the same just started learning and feel like such a goof in all my safety gear
STEP 1: STOP GIVING A FUCK STEP2: REPEAT STEP ONE
I started longboarding 3 years ago when I was 41! It's great, I wish I'd started earlier! I felt self-consious at first but have largely got over it. It generally gets a positive reaction from all ages. There is also a Very Old Skateboarders facebook group and I met up with a few of them in a London park once and we cruised around.
Thank you for no inappropriate or cussing in the videos! It’s so nice
Tbh a helment is never a bad idea
Good idea
I would wear one except I think at this point if I fuck up bad enough while cruising that I somehow land on my head?? Maybe I needed that concussion🤣
Yea but when you’re good at it, doesn’t really matter, i’m 11 and i’m not that good, but the worst that ever happened to me, was just a hole in my pants and a scratch init
Tell me about it. Back when I used to race bmx, looped out learning a manual at a pump track, faceplanted into tarmac and nearly got concussed - if I had hit any harder, A&E would have been involved. And only recently, when I was mountain biking, hit a tree and guess what hit the tree first? My head. broke my helmet but not my head, hiked back to the car park, bought a new helmet and went back out. Would've been a trip to a hospital had I not worn a helmet.
Defends if you're going to do a dangerous thing while skateborad.
"Never stop with your toe"
Me: *looks down at ruined shoes* ooooohhhh i never would of guessed..
@Gd kid joe mama
i want to learn how to skateboard but their are no smooth surfaces where i live
and the skatepark is full of kids or druggies lol
Me too
Same problem
Rock bigger / softer wheels. Also build yourself a platform if budget allows
have the exact same problem.
this is so far my favourite skater on youtube, thank you for helping me :)
Me: an experienced skater that has been skating for a while
Also me: does half of these
well, if you are an experienced skater, its obvious you do some of these, bcs they are super usefull and necessary,so......
"hey let's just hate on people for wearing helmets for safety lol"
"lol" should be outside of the quotes ("") lol
@@OmarTheAtheistAziz no
No one ever said that
Qwerty Wasd r/wooooosh
just read the comment on top of us
0:49 Getting on your board
1:22 Picking up your board
2:01 Slowing down
2:39 Stopping
3:16 Pushing
4:01 Two Wheeling
4:32 Ollie
5:08 Talk the Talk
5:45 Dont be a Poser
but why
there are timestamps already?
I always wanted to skate board when i was a teen but i was always scared of what people thought of me. Im 25 now and bought a cruiser today. Fell four times because of working on balance. But so far im really enjoying it. Wish i did it sooner!
I literally just got a “skater trainer” ad lmao
I think it’s like that on purpose
4ndr3w _ yeah it goes off your search results of skatething
Same^^
Tor same!!
Same
Me: forgetting I have two skateboards and wanting something to do.
TH-cam: hey, skateboard tips
Me: “wait I use to do that.”
That's actually me. I have 2, started then paused and now I got this.
Same
when you watch this and realize that none of these apply to a longboard
Or to heavy cruiser
Exactly I see a lot of longboarders especially down hill longboarders that get mad if you don’t wear a helmet even while cruising
what do you mean??? i do all of these and more with a longboard... actually all the stuff he said is begginer level, skate or longboard
Mongo pushing was the only thing that felt natural to me. I like to push with my left foot, but it's also my front foot, just hop over after pushing, no biggie. Did it for 8 years straight until I stopped skating. :)
tbh i thought that was normal how do you push with your back foot weird
I'd wear a helmet for safety, because knowing myself, I'd probably slip, fall, and die ...
But yeah I feel the PRESSURE if I'd ever go outside and skate knowing that a car or a neighbor can watch me and judge my lame skating lol....
this is why I only skate in the garage but I WILL GO INTO THE REAL WORLD ONE DAY.
Gabby Omega yeah but that just means a neighbor can see you once then see you a few months after and then see how much you have learned
dorito master ohhh yes true true
What the worst that can happen if they see you it’s not like there not gonna like you because you have a helmet
Go outside, the fact that you are even trying to skate is way cooler than anyone that judges your skills. Haters gonna hate.
Gabby Omega dude what’s the worst that could happen? Even if you do fall like who even cares
I don't give a shit what the general consensus is on helmets, but when I'm trying something new or skating at a decent speed and attempting tricks, I wear my helmet. My dad almost died riding his bike when a lady hit him from behind at 35 mph. He is living right now because of his helmet. Sure it's not skating, but I just don't want to risk anything.
I don't understand why you'd get called out for wearing a helmet, if you're new, it's better to be safe than sorry.
100% agree.
As do I
Helmet saved my life when dirt biking was landed on from another rider tripling it. To say a helmet is not cool well f being non-helmet cool. Let’s see concrete vs skull...Only reason many kids don’t wear helmets is because young and inexperienced.
Helmets should be mandatory in pools
People dont like when other people use a helmet??
Its to protect lol
It protect
It don’t attacc
Wear a helmet or never come bacc
Mason Calhoun lmao
@@chexem4216 creative
Yeah calling someone a poser for wearing helmet is the dumbest thing I've heard today #helmetgang :P
From my perspective it make them look pretty stupid but don't get me wrong they do help your brain safe from not getting amnesia.
I’m new to the skateboarding community and just got done learning cubing, the Rubik’s cube community is great but I was surprised to see how much kindness there is in the skateboarding community
“things that may make you look like a poser: helmets” well i’m sorry that i don’t want to fall, hit my head and be in a coma for the rest of my life lol. this isn’t directed towards him i’m j confused why wanting to be safe makes you look like a poser 😂
Yea, hearing that makes me want to go to a skate park less when I'm already afraid of being judged.... like yea I'm a beginner, that's why I NEED a helmet n pads
crazy how i JUST got a skateboard and this pops up
did you buy it online? or look up anything skating related?
@@trent6112 look on skate hut bby
@@tasnimchowdhury1914 im just saying that if they bought it online or looked up stuff about skating then yeah skating videos will show up
Same
God knew you looked like a fool
very first tip: “....just make sure you’re comfortable riding first.”
me, who literally just got a board and barely knows how to ride yet: “welp I already failed that step.”
Thank you so much! I just bought a skateboard a couple weeks ago but the community seems so toxic and I’m scared to ask anyone for help the thing about putting your weight into the foot on the board was so helpful!!
I’m so scared I’m about to buy an expensive ass board just to not ride 😂
Just get a cheap deck from Wallmart. They arent something you can use for very very long (without replacing hardware anyway) but it will give you an idea if you wanna ride or not.
It’s actually pretty easy once you practice
Jarthen Greenmeadow yeah my brother got me a board from SkateWarehouse or something like that and I got to pick out all the parts. I’ve been skating everyday since I got it but not as much as of late cause of the whole lockdown since I live in New York.
I bought my first one yesterday and it cost me 50$ 🥴 I really wanna get into skating ❤
Mine was only £12 and it’s really good :)
ok but if you call out people for wearing a helmet, you’re the poser buddy
But he didnt
@@karsonhorn4193 super wasn't talking specifically
timestamps
0:00 intro
0:48: getting on your board
1:21 picking up your board
2:00 slowing down
2:39 stopping
3:16 pushing
4:00 two wheelin’
4:32 ollie
5:08 talk the talk
5:44 don’t be a poser
6:53 outro
You don't wear helmet because you can't skate. You wear helmet in case you don't see another person coming with full speed at you from behind and knocking you down with your head first.
Ur profile pic looks like super smash brod
@Voxis I doubt he had the Danish flag a month ago, must of changed it
Daniel Alt rösta på sd whoo kom igen
Ya baii nej Mjölby partiet
svenska o_o
I don’t skate
I don’t want to skate
I’ve never thought about skating
Of course I will watch this
nooooooo
Me: *places skateboard slowly*
Me: _here we go_
Me: *steps on the board*
Me: *falls down and slaps face on the ground*
Wolfynx XD no duh you’re a furry
Hahahaha im dying "slap my face on the ground"😅😂😂 auchh
Never have i seen a person fall like that. You arnt really funny.
Wu1f exactly
@kinda like a turtle What do you expect from the skater community, all a bunch of toxic little pp white guys who are overprotective and angry about skating
Is it alright that even though I’m right handed, I use my right foot on the board? I’ve tried and tried using my left but I always mess up, I’m pretty new to skating and I’m only 11 (almost 12)
Do what is comfortable for your body, it doesn't matter which foot you use. Good luck!
I learned to first pretend that you're sliding on a waxed floor or smth. Whatever foot you put first is your front foot for skating.
That's just skating goofy instead of regular stance. Totally normal!
Really? People hate helmets?
That, my friends, is how you get Brain damage.
People with brain damage can't get more brain damage
this my friends, is knowlege