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As someone who has had cause to shit profusely following the aul near death car spinny accident, I for one, would have preferred some privacy. Instead, I had to drop trou in a ditch at the side of the road. Completely, zero damage or injury. But a half metre further and I'd have been eaten by a Scania.
Anyone notice how the wipers started going? Kind of a representation of me at work: technically doing what I'm supposed to, but having absolutely 0 impact overall.
The smashed glass door man was class. Looking on the bright side, the door handle is fine so no need to replace that. You need to mention that while telling the boss what happened.
This same thing happened to me once, but with a toaster oven. I shut the toaster oven door, the entire glass front shattered, and I was just left standing there dumbfounded holding the handle. I'm pretty sure my facial expression was EXACTLY the same as this guys. Almost a "WTF just happened?! Am I the Hulk??" expression. I'm surprised I didn't get cut, but I did find pieces of glass in my bra somehow.
This happened to a co worker of mine but on a smaller scale. We have a desk with glass panels on it in and he tapped it very lightly with his hand and bam it just self destructed into shrapnel. The boss wasn't very pleased lol.
The golden rule of unreal estate is "Location, location, location". That house was just looking for a new place to park itself. Somewhere that gets more sun in the morning.
I love how the person driving into the pool turned their windshield wipers on. Safety first! lol The lady jumping on the heavy bag went to all that trouble just to give a panty shot 2:43
In the first clip, the crane didn't fail, the people failed to understand how the mechanism works. It holds the plate from the downwards pressure, and when they lifted the plate, they removed the pressure and it loosened. Should have had the plate on a pallet and used the forks.
The crane did not fail, the grab did. For sure not a tool for 300kg+ stone. For correct way to crane that sice stone, need straps. 3 at least. Also way easier to pull it in, and control it. Thats a retard with a crane there
Yeah, this is the danger when you have mechanisms in the workplace that require specific parameters to function, some numpties who don't understand how the mechanism works will remove one of the critical parameters trying to use it in a manner for which it's not intended. That clamp won't work horizontally either, not unless they were able to maintain enough pressure against the clamp to keep it engaged. Even the guys taking weight off one corner were risking it failing, none of this plan was going to work, that whole clip is a series of extreme liability with the outcome seemingly to not be "will it fall and break" but _"of the many methods on display, in which manner will it fall and break."_
Can't get over the girl walking away from everyone who rescued her as if she had just been mansplained to about why you shouldn't park your car in a pool.
since the house divorced itself from the property it was standing on, I'd say this is the perfect opportunity to create 2 listings: 500k for the construction property, 200k for a house boat :P
I’ve fallen off of my bike three times exactly the way Biden did. Each time my husband said there was nothing to be embarrassed about, as he laughed hysterically instead of helping me up.
After all these years of watching OzzyMan vids, I STILL always wait to see the brilliant parrot shutting the lid on the cat clip at the end every time 🤣
Slow the video speed down to the lowest speed and watch a tiny white orb come out of the pool and fly across the windshield to the left.? Maybe her soul got knocked out of hert body but then jumped back into her? 1:12
Despite the collapse in crypto, I strongly believe that Crypto is the future, lots of people will kick their legs finding out they would have joined the crypto space now it's still affordable. It provides a lot of opportunities. A huge pump is coming, I'm presently taking advantage of its dip
there's no doubt crypto investment is the key to future wealth, with the current profit of $68,000 made from my investment with Mr Arjun trading platform I'm totally convinced, he's the best trading broker I have worked with and his strategies are so easy to adapt he's such a blessing to me especially in this current dip
@@arktom7335 Agree with you digital currencies that were once viewed as mysterious by many in the past went sky high making millions of dollars for a lot of people including I. It'll definitely do that soon
@Maharasu jp My advisor is Arjun B Jagat , found him on Bloomberg where he was featured and I reached out at once . If you care for a little no - pressure guidance , you can look up his name. \
I don’t understand what the plan was at 2:27 there is nowhere to go from that position even if it had held, and who was the genius that decided to hang the bag from the molding?
Slow the video speed down to the lowest speed and watch a tiny white orb come out of the pool and fly across the windshield to the left.? Maybe her soul got knocked out of hert body but then jumped back into her? 1:12
I’m thinking it was like that scene from “Spaceballs” where Dark Helmet rockets forward after hitting the emergency brakes & slams into the console. Sure he gets up, he talks even.. yet while the wheel was moving, the hamster was well & truly dead.
"When change occurs it can happen in a blink of an eye" - Ozzy man's wisdom about the transience of our existence . I really learn something new with a Ozzy man video . For eg , to turn subtitles off when a Mexican weatherwoman is forecasting the weather , otherwise you miss a very important part of the discussion 🙂 .
I live in a place where people build million dollar houses on constantly shifting sand bars on the coast. These people act legitimately surprised when their house falls in the ocean. It's as if they are just discovering to their horror that those stupid locals were correct and the laws of physics actually apply to them as well, despite all of their money. I have no sympathy for them. The worst part is when they successfully lobby the government to spend taxpayer money to put sand back on the beach after every hurricane to keep their house from falling into the ocean where it belongs.
Same with wealthy douches who build mansions in the hills where wildfires happen literally every year. No sympathy for them, and angry every time they apply for disaster assistance to rebuild the mansion with taxpayer dollars.
oooh, ooooh, like the Restore the Shore bullshit by where my cousin lives? so that all the rich folks could rebuild their second homes rather than getting funding for people whose primary residences were destroyed?
“So, the best way to get something done... if you... if you hold near and dear to you, that you, uhh.. umm..like to be able to... uhh anyway.” Joe Biden 3/25/21
I honestly don't think anyone ever liked Biden. The election was a complete surprise to me. I live in Liberal ass San Francisco, and even here there was no excitement over Biden president. I honestly believe the dems rigged the election, it's just the sort of thing they'd do. They believe they are in the right so hard they are willing to cheat to make shit happen. All the false flags they've done, fucking sick, evil people.
DF videos are always great, keep em coming Aussie Man! The shattered glass door could have ended a lot nastier and could have been in any Asian country, admittedly, but it does remind me of what happened in my second year here in China: typical Chinese bathrooms, if they even have a separated shower, will have a sliding glass door. I closed the one in our bathroom and the glass simply shattered! I yell out and the first person to enter the bathroom as I hadn't locked the door, is our toddler, heading towards this pile of broken glass now lying on the floor. I'm pissing blood from the arm that was holding the door handle, but still just about to literally run over broken glass to stop the kid when my wife enters the doorway. I swear I've never seen her move as fast as this before or since, snatching the kid up and throwing me a towel for my arm in one smooth motion. Damn that was maternal instinct in action if ever there was.
Slow the video speed down to the lowest speed and watch a tiny white orb come out of the pool and fly across the windshield to the left.? Maybe her soul got knocked out of hert body but then jumped back into her? 1:12
It's almost 4:00 am here and was not so stoked on getting up for work. But for the grace of God I have found that there is a new ozzy man video and now I don't even need a coffee. And it's off to work I go totally refreshed :)
“….. a foolish man who built his house on sand. The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house and it fell with a great crash” The bible had already warned people against building houses on sands😅
Slow the video speed down to the lowest speed and watch a tiny white orb come out of the pool and fly across the windshield to the left.? Maybe her soul got knocked out of hert body but then jumped back into her? 1:12
0:23 this stupid thing in America, where you can full your tank without actually hold the tap, is just unbelievable. at least they should have put a security that stops automatically when full, like it is made in France since.... the 70's!
Yesterday I watched several videos of pools during earthquakes. So that's what I expected to happen to THIS pool. Wasn't really disappointed though. Ozzy might want to check out those earthquake pool videos, especially as no one gets hurt in them (although some do some amazing maneuvers trying to get out).
Thanks Deborah! I'm going to check out some earthquake pool videos. I have to say that's kind of a specific type of video/kink you're into 😅 I'm curious what video you first watched to get you started on your decent into the freaky world of earthquake pool videos?
@@aberamagold7509 The first one was in my feed/recommendations. Thumbnail pic was of a really beautiful pool so I watched. Then TH-cam did its thing & more showed up. Most were empty pools & it was interesting to see the dynamics of the water. Usually caught by security cameras at resorts, hotels, backyards. I knew the ones with people would be okay to watch or they wouldn't be posted in the first place (or be kept up). I've spent a lot of time in pools so then I was wondering how I'd react in that situation. People react pretty quickly & instinctively. So there's my sordid tale. I probably watched 8 or 9, not too much of a binge. So, did you check 'em out?🌊
Of course it was the guy that tackled her that then got nailed on Social Media by all the precious little people. Don't run onto a football field if you don't want to get tackled.
@@chriskyle151... A childish comment from a movement that claims to be Christian, American, supposedly loves the Constitution, Rule of Law & Family Values yet prove just how hypocritical & fake they are on a regular basis. Thanks for sharing & proving my point.
Slow the video speed down to the lowest speed and watch a tiny white orb come out of the pool and fly across the windshield to the left.? Maybe her soul got knocked out of hert body but then jumped back into her? 1:12
Slow the video speed down to the lowest speed and watch a tiny white orb come out of the pool and fly across the windshield to the left.? Maybe her soul got knocked out of hert body but then jumped back into her? 1:12
@@randylahey7343 Yes it is supposed to do that but you can't rely on civilians to use it properly. Back in the day when most fuel pumps in Aus had attendants the bloke filling the tank would walk away to fill up another customer and rely on the auto stop.
1:12 Slow the video speed down to the lowest speed and watch a tiny white orb come out of the pool and fly across the windshield to the left.? Maybe her soul got knocked out of hert body but then jumped back into her? 1:12
iv seen it a few times. the security don't get to do it often. so when the opportunity arises, they almost break the people in half. most of the time they over do it, and im surprised they haven't killed any one yet
It's Monday morning... gotta go to work... barely could sleep last night... But Ozzyman there's for me! Gave me one Destination Fucked in the morning, and I'm good to go! Thanks Ozzyman! 👍
I love the way you censor yourself one minute with destination F'd... and a few moments later you're like yeah nah..."Destination FUCKED"!. It keeps us on our toes...reminds us of who we are watching 👍
An 80-year-old regularly cycling is a good thing, no matter how much his tubby rival and this tubby presenter, neither of whom have ever even sat on a bike, mock him for once falling off.
1:08 They did whats known in the music business as "Doing a Keith Moon". Named as such after The Who's legendary loonatic drummer drove his Rolls Royce into a swimming pool.
Gotta love that the "most replayed" part is the slight panties flash from the girl in the pink dress. I only know because I replayed and paused it as well. ...for a friend.
За рубежом у иностранцев всё такое картонное - заборы, дома, ремонт, двери. Покупайте русские товары. Они крепкие и надёжные. Бумага, доски, водка, Камазы, самолёты, танки...🤗
3:30 that house has achieved its dream of becoming a houseboat, sailing the seven seas in search of adventure and mermaids. That's not f***ed, that's achieving your life goal!
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HUH WTF! They Censoring Spreadies FAAAKED MOFOZ
Imagine being so incompetent as a leader that you can't even stand on your own two feet.
May be able to see on your sight but I want to know if your merch. Comes in kids sizes ???
I wouldn't say the man who broke the glass door was in Destination F***Ed, he looked like he had a handle on things.
Ba dum tis!
I'm glad your so OPEN minded
He HANDLED that well...
Boo! I say Boo, Sir!
I like how the woman at 0:50 remembers to grab her phone before retreating to safety! 🙄
"Becky, why are you late to work? And why are you soaking wet?"
"Sorry boss, I decided to carpool today."
Lol! Tihi tihi..
Ba dum tss
Underappreciated comment.
👏👏😄
solid effort right there mate
She gets helped out of the pool and then just walks away like nothing happened 😂🤣🤣
As someone who has had cause to shit profusely following the aul near death car spinny accident, I for one, would have preferred some privacy. Instead, I had to drop trou in a ditch at the side of the road.
Completely, zero damage or injury. But a half metre further and I'd have been eaten by a Scania.
She probably was not in a right state of mind after experiencing many peoples worst nightmare.
That was a getaway so no one noticed her mid strength beers.
She was drink driving so probably thought it was just a dream and chose a change of scene instead of waiting for the cops.
"Damages and interests? Nah mate, keep the car." 🤣
Love how the girl drove into the pool, 2 men jump in to save her and she just walks away like she wasnt driving
The bus leaves in 3 minutes, she can still get to work on time.
She was drunk and made the news. The superheros who rescued her are the real story.
Super hero's? Bit of an exaggeration. . Should have let the stroppy mare get out herself .
Super hero lol. Low bar obviously
Wait until someone pulls you out of a burning car, Superhero will be a understatement...
Anyone notice how the wipers started going? Kind of a representation of me at work: technically doing what I'm supposed to, but having absolutely 0 impact overall.
I feel attacked by this comment 😂
bro i laughed way to fuckin hard at this comment at 5am
Username checks out
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man, I've got covid right now and feel like shit, but this comment made me feel a whole lot better.👍
The smashed glass door man was class.
Looking on the bright side, the door handle is fine so no need to replace that.
You need to mention that while telling the boss what happened.
Or he could just have it in his hand while explaining to his boss
Personally I would open with that. GEDDIT!?!?! Open....the door?....the sentence? Oh never mind....
He handled it like a gentleman
This same thing happened to me once, but with a toaster oven. I shut the toaster oven door, the entire glass front shattered, and I was just left standing there dumbfounded holding the handle. I'm pretty sure my facial expression was EXACTLY the same as this guys. Almost a "WTF just happened?! Am I the Hulk??" expression. I'm surprised I didn't get cut, but I did find pieces of glass in my bra somehow.
This happened to a co worker of mine but on a smaller scale. We have a desk with glass panels on it in and he tapped it very lightly with his hand and bam it just self destructed into shrapnel. The boss wasn't very pleased lol.
It was a fairly clean launch of that houseboat at the end. Not sure if it's real seaworthy but the launch went well.
Started parting waves as soon as it touched the water in a majestic way. Talk about a sea-going attitude, right?
It looked like there was furniture and a sink (haha! Sink!) on the beach behind it, so maybe it walked a little farther than the video showed.
The golden rule of unreal estate is "Location, location, location". That house was just looking for a new place to park itself. Somewhere that gets more sun in the morning.
I believe the value of the house actually went up. It's rare you have a 360 degree ocean view.
That house maybe did'nt sell, but it looked like it could sail... Redesignate it as a houseboat!
Door guy is a legend because he just holds the handle like he's hoping it's all just in his mind.
I love how the person driving into the pool turned their windshield wipers on. Safety first! lol The lady jumping on the heavy bag went to all that trouble just to give a panty shot 2:43
Another connoisseur I see.
Bless you
Men of Culture 🍾
Sensors sensing moisture!
In the first clip, the crane didn't fail, the people failed to understand how the mechanism works.
It holds the plate from the downwards pressure, and when they lifted the plate, they removed the pressure and it loosened.
Should have had the plate on a pallet and used the forks.
Dinner plate?
The crane did not fail, the grab did. For sure not a tool for 300kg+ stone. For correct way to crane that sice stone, need straps. 3 at least. Also way easier to pull it in, and control it. Thats a retard with a crane there
@@CbrF4i600cc Unlikely, it's in thousands of pieces now.
@@mvansumeren4313 Many dinner plates.
Yeah, this is the danger when you have mechanisms in the workplace that require specific parameters to function, some numpties who don't understand how the mechanism works will remove one of the critical parameters trying to use it in a manner for which it's not intended. That clamp won't work horizontally either, not unless they were able to maintain enough pressure against the clamp to keep it engaged. Even the guys taking weight off one corner were risking it failing, none of this plan was going to work, that whole clip is a series of extreme liability with the outcome seemingly to not be "will it fall and break" but _"of the many methods on display, in which manner will it fall and break."_
Can't get over the girl walking away from everyone who rescued her as if she had just been mansplained to about why you shouldn't park your car in a pool.
yeah, she was off somewhere in a hurry! I wonder if she'd been drinking or had no insurance...
shocked probably
Shout out to the guy who threw that mean elbow, pryed the window out and carried her to safety. That shit was heroic
Probably a "feminist" who was offended that a man saved her.
@@stephenwhiddett Yes, is the answer there. I'd throw in "no licence" too...
that house will still be listed for $500.000 as "lovely beachside home, in need of minor repair"
Unique (bottom of the) Ocean Views.
Fully furnished, including a water bed.
since the house divorced itself from the property it was standing on, I'd say this is the perfect opportunity to create 2 listings: 500k for the construction property, 200k for a house boat :P
it is beach side, just not the expected side of the beach
I think only Aquaman will be interested.
The house decided it wanted to be a boat.
I think they call it; Structure lucid!
The very last clip is kind of insane, the fact that he moved just seconds before he was about to get domed by whatever the hell fell, lucky ass dude
I love Ozzie's penchant to giving consciousness to inanimate objects. "Pool was minding its own business"
We do it all the time, especially with animals. It's called anthropomorphisation.
I’ve fallen off of my bike three times exactly the way Biden did. Each time my husband said there was nothing to be embarrassed about, as he laughed hysterically instead of helping me up.
I fell twice in the same day, so don’t feel too bad.
Maybe time to ditch the clip ins...
I fall off my bike all the time. I just tell myself what I tell my kids "why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves back up"🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@randylahey7343 Randy, lay off the cheeseburgers.
@@NicolaMaxwell I also like home made blue jay burgers. That’s a bit more of a deep dive into the show, lol.
After all these years of watching OzzyMan vids, I STILL always wait to see the brilliant parrot shutting the lid on the cat clip at the end every time 🤣
The parrot's earned more than 200,000 USD off that clip, and the cat is jealous but has no idea where the parrot got all the money from.
And Todd going down in the speedboat
That's one of my favorite clips of all time! The [yeah, it's a] cockatoo is like, "Oh, really? Goodnight!"
Link please
That last guy was really lucky. That looked like a marble tile or something like that and it missed his head by inches.
Pretty sure Ozzy featured that in one of the Lucky People videos.
Yeah that could have been a serious injury
More than likely would have killed him, same with the first guy if that slab landed on him.
I thought it was ice, but either way, not something you want to get hit by.
Biden getting his foot stuck in the clips... I mean, that happens... if anyone who cycles might be aware, falling is part of the game.
i so wish some dude would have opened the top door on the beach house with a WTF look.
Great tackle! He had clearly waited his whole life for that moment and wasn't going to let gender get in the way
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤞🤞🤞🤞
Yeah screw that gender equality...
@@lucky889s9 Actually it was gender equality because he tackled her the same way he would a dude😄
@@lucky889s9 The heck do you think gender equality means
The real problem is he's not a biologist so he had no way of knowing if that were a man or woman.
2:44 yall. you're welcome.
Lmao
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Oh no, Ozzy man forgot to pull out Vegemite
Despite the collapse in crypto, I strongly believe that Crypto is the future, lots of people will kick their legs finding out they would have joined the crypto space now it's still affordable. It provides a lot of opportunities. A huge pump is coming, I'm presently taking advantage of its dip
there's no doubt crypto investment is the key to future wealth, with the current profit of $68,000 made from my investment with Mr Arjun trading platform I'm totally convinced, he's the best trading broker I have worked with and his strategies are so easy to adapt he's such a blessing to me especially in this current dip
@@arktom7335 Agree with you digital currencies that were once viewed as mysterious by many in the past went sky high making millions of dollars for a lot of people including I. It'll definitely do that soon
@Maharasu jp My advisor is Arjun B Jagat , found him on Bloomberg where he was featured and I reached out at once . If you care for a little no - pressure guidance , you can look up his name. \
FAC>BOK (Arjun B Jagat)
The
I don’t understand what the plan was at 2:27 there is nowhere to go from that position even if it had held, and who was the genius that decided to hang the bag from the molding?
The Mum falling off the boxing bag. My goodness. Enough said.
She walked away so casually, it's almost like that was where she intended to park.
slow the video speed down to the lowest speed and watch a tiny white orb come out of the pool and fly across the winshield?
Slow the video speed down to the lowest speed and watch a tiny white orb come out of the pool and fly across the windshield to the left.? Maybe her soul got knocked out of hert body but then jumped back into her? 1:12
I’m thinking it was like that scene from “Spaceballs” where Dark Helmet rockets forward after hitting the emergency brakes & slams into the console. Sure he gets up, he talks even.. yet while the wheel was moving, the hamster was well & truly dead.
@@rudy103069 that’s water
Probably shocked
that rugby tackle was glorious... thanks Ozzy for bring such delight to the internet.
The rugby player in the background putting his hands to his head after seeing that hit
@@edawardkenway326 Mitchell Moses he’s a great player
@@Mpritchard1995 the live broadcast had a brilliant shot of his reaction. Gold.
She threw her hands up like she wanted it. And wants the point of streaking if you’re not naked?
"When change occurs it can happen in a blink of an eye" - Ozzy man's wisdom about the transience of our existence . I really learn something new with a Ozzy man video . For eg , to turn subtitles off when a Mexican weatherwoman is forecasting the weather , otherwise you miss a very important part of the discussion 🙂 .
Also a key point to how climate change it going to happen.
Plot twist: there is no climate change, but a large o'so very round object nearing earth on the horizon... and its beautiful
@@SyThco13 Oh the irony of your tag....
Don’t worry Rama Chandra, I got your reference. I also like to learn about minima, maxima, and noche.
2:17, that's not a bridge, thats termites holding hands
0:59
When you realize you have super powers
I live in a place where people build million dollar houses on constantly shifting sand bars on the coast. These people act legitimately surprised when their house falls in the ocean. It's as if they are just discovering to their horror that those stupid locals were correct and the laws of physics actually apply to them as well, despite all of their money. I have no sympathy for them.
The worst part is when they successfully lobby the government to spend taxpayer money to put sand back on the beach after every hurricane to keep their house from falling into the ocean where it belongs.
Same with wealthy douches who build mansions in the hills where wildfires happen literally every year. No sympathy for them, and angry every time they apply for disaster assistance to rebuild the mansion with taxpayer dollars.
That's what buggers me about that. Our tax dollars at work to help the wealthy.
Lmao “don’t build your house on sand” is literally in the Bible, and yet 2000 years later people are still doing it.
oooh, ooooh, like the Restore the Shore bullshit by where my cousin lives? so that all the rich folks could rebuild their second homes rather than getting funding for people whose primary residences were destroyed?
@@platedlizard True. Although to be fair, people are still doing a lot of things that the Bible frowneth upon.
@ 1:10… True car-pooling, Aussie style 🇦🇺👍😂🇦🇺
👏👏 you win sir!
@@GIBBO4182 … If I didn’t say it… SOMEONE ELSE WOULD’VE!!! 👍🤣. That video was just crying out for a “car pool” gag 😆😆😆
@@gerardroll6468 😂😂 car pooling, wish I'd said that 😉😂
@@smithy2 … Mate, just like I mentioned to @GIBBO4182… If I didn’t mention it, I’m pretty sure someone else would’ve ☝️😝👌
Wow!!
Only thing falling harder than Biden is his approval rating.
“So, the best way to get something done... if you... if you hold near and dear to you, that you, uhh.. umm..like to be able to... uhh anyway.”
Joe Biden 3/25/21
I honestly don't think anyone ever liked Biden. The election was a complete surprise to me. I live in Liberal ass San Francisco, and even here there was no excitement over Biden president. I honestly believe the dems rigged the election, it's just the sort of thing they'd do. They believe they are in the right so hard they are willing to cheat to make shit happen. All the false flags they've done, fucking sick, evil people.
ozzy "...i don't think that property would sell"
me thinking " well it definitely would sail"
DF videos are always great, keep em coming Aussie Man!
The shattered glass door could have ended a lot nastier and could have been in any Asian country, admittedly, but it does remind me of what happened in my second year here in China: typical Chinese bathrooms, if they even have a separated shower, will have a sliding glass door. I closed the one in our bathroom and the glass simply shattered! I yell out and the first person to enter the bathroom as I hadn't locked the door, is our toddler, heading towards this pile of broken glass now lying on the floor. I'm pissing blood from the arm that was holding the door handle, but still just about to literally run over broken glass to stop the kid when my wife enters the doorway. I swear I've never seen her move as fast as this before or since, snatching the kid up and throwing me a towel for my arm in one smooth motion.
Damn that was maternal instinct in action if ever there was.
You mean she did not scream and scream endlessly?
This is the first time I have seen any advantage to getting married.
Thanks for the story, I will reconsider.
1:36 its a female.... why im not surprised ?!
Slow the video speed down to the lowest speed and watch a tiny white orb come out of the pool and fly across the windshield to the left.? Maybe her soul got knocked out of hert body but then jumped back into her? 1:12
It's almost 4:00 am here and was not so stoked on getting up for work. But for the grace of God I have found that there is a new ozzy man video and now I don't even need a coffee. And it's off to work I go totally refreshed :)
So TH-cam is a god now?
If you count google, then it's as close as omnicient that we've ever had.
@@dama9150 kinda
“….. a foolish man who built his house on sand. The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house and it fell with a great crash”
The bible had already warned people against building houses on sands😅
Don't need to read the Bible to know that. It's common sense.
I thought that was The 3 Little Pigs
@@Vik1919 well then how come peeps keep on doing it?!
The guys face with the door handle hahha guess he didn't know his own strength lmao
0:42 thats biden sleeping
Biden falling just shows how Americans are doing
The same thing is happening all over the west right now, leadership quality is through the floor everywhere lol
It's nice to see the security team tackling equality.
yes lol
she wasn't even properly in the nuddie
He rides a bike better than he runs a country! Think about that for a second! Let’s go Brandon! 🇺🇸
1:50 clearly she misunderstood what a carpool is. /s
Jump to 2:52 for what can only be described as “scared leprechaun noise”
🤣🤣🤣 🙌🏼
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@@rudy103069 wow, it could just be what you're saying. I can't make sense of what else it could be. Thanks for highlighting 🙌🏼
Goddamn.. when you said “unless they want to live in destination fucked, that house won’t sell”, you got another sub. Fantastic videos. Haha.
Yo thank you for putting the Biden falling off his bike video in there
You know you've had a bad day when Ozzy Man puts you on Destination F'd.
Okay which clip was you
0:23 this stupid thing in America, where you can full your tank without actually hold the tap, is just unbelievable. at least they should have put a security that stops automatically when full, like it is made in France since.... the 70's!
Yesterday I watched several videos of pools during earthquakes. So that's what I expected to happen to THIS pool.
Wasn't really disappointed though.
Ozzy might want to check out those earthquake pool videos, especially as no one gets hurt in them (although some do some amazing maneuvers trying to get out).
Thanks Deborah!
I'm going to check out some earthquake pool videos.
I have to say that's kind of a specific type of video/kink you're into 😅
I'm curious what video you first watched to get you started on your decent into the freaky world of earthquake pool videos?
@@aberamagold7509
The first one was in my feed/recommendations. Thumbnail pic was of a really beautiful pool so I watched. Then TH-cam did its thing & more showed up.
Most were empty pools & it was interesting to see the dynamics of the water. Usually caught by security cameras at resorts, hotels, backyards. I knew the ones with people would be okay to watch or they wouldn't be posted in the first place (or be kept up).
I've spent a lot of time in pools so then I was wondering how I'd react in that situation. People react pretty quickly & instinctively.
So there's my sordid tale. I probably watched 8 or 9, not too much of a binge. So, did you check 'em out?🌊
I really appreciate that she had a clear enough mind to pop the wipers on when she did
My eyes, the goggles do nothing
Probably automatic (rain-sensing) wipers. Or hit them accidentally when she crashed.
In a wholly sadly evil world, this work you do makes me laugh for awhile. Thank you.
It takes a special kind of talent to fall off a non-moving bicycle.
Same guy who made gas 10 a gallon inflation 50 percent and sent 40 billion to ukraine and our oil to China.dont smoke the parm kids.
The leader of the free world, no less 🤔
@streglof
Your brainwashing appears to be working well.
That Streaker getting rugby tackled on the pitch made me so happy.
fuckin' proper form too lol. Dude wrapped her legs and did the ol' pick and drive into the ground lmfao
Rugby league.......
Of course it was the guy that tackled her that then got nailed on Social Media by all the precious little people. Don't run onto a football field if you don't want to get tackled.
not as happy as the dude that tackled, ended up with a face full of bewbs.
Looked like the streaker rather enjoyed the tackle lol. Like she was hoping it would happen
The only happiness in 2022 is watching Aussie man reviews.
Actually, come to think of it, you're not wrong here!
Word
personally, I'm more happy seeing Ruski tanks/vehicles/soldiers get blown away to destination fucked.
Let's go Brandon
CINO, Christian In Name Only!
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@@chriskyle151... A childish comment from a movement that claims to be Christian, American, supposedly loves the Constitution, Rule of Law & Family Values yet prove just how hypocritical & fake they are on a regular basis. Thanks for sharing & proving my point.
Idk how I got to this channel/video but this “destination fu&$ed” is the funniest shit ever 😂
The guy at the end leaning against the wall, then got up before the chunk of building landed on him was crazy lucky!! 😳😳
I like how the car in the pool had the wipers on to keep the windscreen nice and dry.
slow the video speed down to the lowest speed and watch a tiny white orb come out of the pool and fly across the windshield to the left.?
Slow the video speed down to the lowest speed and watch a tiny white orb come out of the pool and fly across the windshield to the left.? Maybe her soul got knocked out of hert body but then jumped back into her? 1:12
The pool-parking woman did not even thank the rescuers, she just walked out there as if nothing had happened.
For one she was likely at fault and two she was probably in shock.
Slow the video speed down to the lowest speed and watch a tiny white orb come out of the pool and fly across the windshield to the left.? Maybe her soul got knocked out of hert body but then jumped back into her? 1:12
self entitled millennial...does not give a shit about anyone or anything but herself
I think she was just struggling to cope... kind of understandable, really 🙂
Checked it out. She was three sheets to the wind.
That house is now "for sail" ⛵️
Now that’s what I call a carpool 😂
0:25 you can't latch the fuel nozzle on in Australia for self serve pumps. This explains why.
In Canada and the US the fuel shuts off when it senses the back pressure of the tank being full. It’s still stupid to walk away from it though.
@@randylahey7343 Yes it is supposed to do that but you can't rely on civilians to use it properly. Back in the day when most fuel pumps in Aus had attendants the bloke filling the tank would walk away to fill up another customer and rely on the auto stop.
@@shegocrazy technology is excellent but it does tend to make people lazy and stupid.
1:12 Slow the video speed down to the lowest speed and watch a tiny white orb come out of the pool and fly across the windshield to the left.? Maybe her soul got knocked out of hert body but then jumped back into her? 1:12
This is the first time Joe leaned to the " right" in over 18 months.
It might also be noted that the lean was a fail.
I was at that nrl game the crowd went mental after that tackle
iv seen it a few times. the security don't get to do it often. so when the opportunity arises, they almost break the people in half. most of the time they over do it, and im surprised they haven't killed any one yet
Love how the woman who crashed in the pool just runs off leaving everyone else to sort it out #storyofherlife 😂
It's Monday morning... gotta go to work... barely could sleep last night...
But Ozzyman there's for me! Gave me one Destination Fucked in the morning, and I'm good to go!
Thanks Ozzyman! 👍
The opening clip… Even without the video title, that setup was just SCREAMING “I want into Destination F**ked!!!” 😆😆😆
I'm glad the homeowners managed to keep the house afloat with the mortgage.
Idk, I think they might be under water now.
I love the way you censor yourself one minute with destination F'd... and a few moments later you're like yeah nah..."Destination FUCKED"!. It keeps us on our toes...reminds us of who we are watching 👍
The gas dispenser is supposed to stop by itself when its full.
I needed this today, thank you my Ozzie Amego...
The guy with the umbrella…did he not feel the wind blowing on his face? That was priceless.
He ended up in The Land of Oz.
That's mary poppins
This series is the best on TH-cam. Crank out another one!
So apparently, in Australia, no matter what happens, people subsequently head off to have a mid strength beer.
Lmao 2:39 failed so decided to do a panty flash instead.
Ozzy the man the myth the legend!
I wacked sub that one time..brinin up old shit
I feel sorry for a poor pool minding its own business and being brutally attacked! 😅
The girl in the pool totally fled the scene.
I'm no mechanic, but l think she flooded the engine!
Destination fucked Atlantis!!... I'm dying.... i'm gonna use that all the time...
An 80-year-old regularly cycling is a good thing, no matter how much his tubby rival and this tubby presenter, neither of whom have ever even sat on a bike, mock him for once falling off.
1:08 They did whats known in the music business as "Doing a Keith Moon". Named as such after The Who's legendary loonatic drummer drove his Rolls Royce into a swimming pool.
Ahh, BIG BOY BIDENS first day without his TRAINING WHEELS! , oh sh*t!.
I don't understand why anyone would make doors out of just glass. Fragile-as-fuck glass! Waste of money!
Gotta love that the "most replayed" part is the slight panties flash from the girl in the pink dress. I only know because I replayed and paused it as well. ...for a friend.
There's a caaaaah where there definitely should not be a caaaaah
Thumbs down for blocking the view...😂👎
За рубежом у иностранцев всё такое картонное - заборы, дома, ремонт, двери. Покупайте русские товары. Они крепкие и надёжные. Бумага, доски, водка, Камазы, самолёты, танки...🤗
3:30 that house has achieved its dream of becoming a houseboat, sailing the seven seas in search of adventure and mermaids. That's not f***ed, that's achieving your life goal!
I can picture you directing an adult film.
Hello Everyone This is you daily dose.....o f Whaaaaa Why is he talking during th th-e - v i de o oh-oh.... it's no....t yea-no... not the guy .
Who cares if Biden fell off a bike? He can RIDE A BIKE!
I was at the gane when that girl got tackled, it was freakin hilarious! The crowd loved it! (and so did she!)
1:33 My horrible mind thought he was about to say "it's a female, no wonder the car crashed"
That property won't sell, but it will definitely sail
That chick that crashed in the pool definitely started running hahahahaha
Hard to say who is "in charge" of the country, but it's not Joe.
im sure that girl who ended up in a pool didnt say a single thank you to her rescuers