@@TheGrimReaper19 I used to have a chemistry teacher like this, every single student in all of his classes got Fs that year. I genuinely hope he was fired because there's no way they could deny he was at fault.
Watch this will be the new trend with the ( STUPID KIDS ) AND THEY WILL PROBABLY ADD FOOD COLORING TO IT ,,COTTON GREEN SOAPPY CANDY 🍬 ..I CAN'T BELIEVE THE WHOLE TIDE PODS THING .HOW STUPID DOES SOMEONE HAVE TO BE, I GUESS GETTING THE BAR OF IVORY SOAP SCRAPED ON MY TOP TEETH CURED ME..LOL BRING THAT BACK AS A FORM OF PUNISHMENT FOR SAYING BAD WORDS ...THE KIDS WOULD PROBABLY BE BEGGING FOR IT ,ALL YOU'LL HEAR IS F THIS AND F THAT LOL OHHH LORD ,IM SO GLAD MY CHILDREN DIDN'T GO THROUGH ANYTHING SO STUPID, SMOKE YOUR POT KIDS ,RATHER THAN EATING SOAP THAT WILL KEEP YOUR ASS ON THE TOILET FOR DAYS, AND NO MUMMY AND DADDY WILL NOT GO BUY U DIREAH MEDS ..LOL
I love Ivory soap, it gets me feeling cleaner than just about anything else. Especially my face. No super overwhelming scent, just clean. My wife hates it but I always keep some. And it's kind of cheap too, compared to a lot of other soaps. Just don't let the bar get old and nasty, keep a fresh one on hand and you're good.
They make liquid soap and unscented versions of both. I use the unscented liquid body wash, when I have a new tattoo and need to detox from scents(scented stuff constantly is bad for your skin health)
As someone who makes bar soap, i would just like to inform anyone who might not know that the chemicals that burn off soap while microwaving it is toxic to your lungs. :) I hope everyone has a wonderful day!!
@@lemonandlively @Autistic Jane you could probably do it, just like in the video and you may not be affected at all. If you do it once I doubt it will have any negative side effects. I would suggest wearing a mask, opening a window and letting your microwave air out before cooking anything. My logice behind it being toxis is bc when making soap, you add a lye water solution to different oils and the fumes from lye are toxic. Soap makers wears long gloves and masks when making soap bc of the toxic nature of the lye. Once the soaps cure the lye has fully bound to the oils creating the solid bar soap we know. At this point the soap is safe to use on our skin but it still isn't safe to digest or inhale. :)
I don't know, makes it look as if they're selling us a bunch of air and much less actual soap. It why they almost instantly break in half when using it. I'll stick to liquid soap and Dove bars
A conjuring joke :- What did the Lorraine warren said to the dirty house witch while handing this soap.. She said "take a bath' sheba" Alright.. I am going too far!! I should stop!!
Moral of the story: Never microwave ivory soap if you often listen to your intrusive(or impulsive i guess) thoughts. Edit: Im not english i dont even know whats happening T-T please stop fighting-
When I was in 5th grade, my class did this experiment where everyone brought in a bar of soap and we recorded how long they floated. I brought in ivory because my parents just bought whatever was at the store and cheap. Of course, mine floated the longest, and some of the other kids got jealous and told me that that means it's cheaper and lower quality, to make me feel bad. 10-year-olds are so weird lol
Lol I did this as a kid and found out ivory soap puffs up in the microwave and that my dad is horribly allergic to the smell of ivory soap being microwaved. 😅😂
Jesus lol 😭 I remember microwaving soap and the whole house just smelled like dove lol so the whole house smelling like ivory soap and ur dad being allergic is not funny but it’s lowkey funny 😭😭😅
There are too many variables to explain why it wouldn't be as hot So your sarcastic joke doesn't work as well when he considering the reasons why he is able to pick it up
PSA (because no one asked lol): A bar of Ivory soap is good to keep on hand. Although extremely affordable, it has many pros and really only one con (outside of not being tear-free AKA eyeball friendly. And like he mentioned, “obviously don’t eat it”). Oddly enough, a bar of Ivory still kinda lasts as long as other bar soaps, despite all the air pockets. Not oddly enough, it’s still bar soap and unless it’s bar Olay or Dove, it’s gonna make your skin super tight, dry, and flaky. Regardless of it’s drying factor, it is still great for sensitive skin as long as you moisturize immediately after washing while skin is still damp from rinsing. Ivory is great for many types of stains on clothes, and to use as a dish or laundry soap in a pinch, as it doesn’t leave a film like other bar soaps (flake using a serrated knife or cheese grater, or do this and microwave …*NOT for use in dishwashers!*) Because it leaves things squeaky clean without film, it works good as a shampoo also to strip product or dirt and oil buildup. Just don’t use it often this way or on hair without a lot of buildup, as mentioned before, it is extremely drying, and not good on already clean,normal, or already dry and brittle hair…obviously. Anyway… put a bar in your cart on your next store trip and throw under your sink so it’ll be there on hand for you when in a pinch!
By the way, putting some baby oil on your skin after washing and then rinsing/rubbing in at the end of your shower is a really good, cheap moisturizer.
my science teacher actually did this and let us all wash our hands with the fluff, super fun
Thank you for sharing this because I was immediately wondering if you could still wash with it as fluffy soap.😂 🧼🫧
Lucky. Wish I had that science teacher, mine doesn’t even tell us what we’re supposed to do and lays back saying “I won’t bother you, do it yourself”
LUCKYYY
@@TheGrimReaper19 I used to have a chemistry teacher like this, every single student in all of his classes got Fs that year. I genuinely hope he was fired because there's no way they could deny he was at fault.
At least the soap wasn't completely wasted
"obviously don't eat it"
I'm gonna eat it
Colon cleanse
No way I could not take a bite out of that cotton candy soap
Cops: "So what do you wanna have as your last meal?"
Death row: "Ivory soap cotton candy."
"Who gon stop me"
LMAO I wanted to say the same thing
“When microwaving regular soap.”
Ah yes, one of my favorite pastimes.
same😭
😫😫😫
Should we form a club and should we go nationwide?
@@mariannelynnlatjow5641 definitely.
@Memecus Maximus yeah it feels like it should be passtimes
“When you drop soap…” 😟
“…into a bowl of water”🙂
💀
drop the soap in my mouth 🤤🤤🤤🧼🧼🧼🧼
brooo 💀
How tf do even change ur emotion that fast when the sentence didnt even end for u to proccess the information tf😒
@@Soredli Idk, i just did🤷, and also, it’s just a joke, it’s not that serious.
Then the whispering were heard:
"Why don't you eat it, I know you want to eat it"
In prison when you drop the soap. 🤫
The voices... .. . They scare me
Eren yeager
Eren Yeager??
@@abbbble his manipulation will kill us
Ivory soap: invented by leaving the mixer on too long.
Shaving cream: invented by leaving the ivory soap in the microwave too long.
What’s next??
i just rated this comment to be good
Cotton candy: guys cut it out
clouds: are you my twin?
Soap: invented by leaving the shaving cream in the freezer too long.
@chancengamen they meant what they said 😶🌫️
Leaving shaving cream in the microwave for too long
"Don't eat it"
*Ferb I know what we're going to do today*
😂😂😂
Memories
"Memorys bring back Memorys bring back you"
Nostalgic
Phineas
The Forbidden Cotton Candy
me: man ivory soap is cool
text at the bottom of my vision: eat it
I was looking for this 😂
“Hey David, what flavor of cotton candy do you want?”
*”Ivory soap.”*
underrated comment
Hahahaha
Hahahahaha brilliant hilarious
Thats the way you get rid of kids tell them it's cotton candy
@@ironic3255 that’s dark
"It looks like cotton candy"
I know what I'm doing for 1st April
Oh god
☠
💀
Do it fast or it’ll shrink
HMA on April 1st: Somebody gonna die tonight 😈
"Mom we ran out of ivory soap"
"Get whats left of it and put it in the microwave"
Yes
😂😂😆😆
Bro for real tho😂
Send it too cap or slap!
“Ran out”
ivory soap: GUYS, IM NOT LIKE THE OTHER SOAPS.. IM DIFFERENT!
"Honey, why does the food smell like soap?"
"I dunno might be that one time our son put soap in the microwave"
How do you think microwaves are cleaned? Obviously you don't use the bars but soap is still used on microwaves
@@HalfAnd_Half microwaving the soap is different from cleaning a microwave with soap
Of summer vacation and school..
**Remembers the Woman Who made Lasagna in the Dishwasher**
.... I don't think you understand how microwave radiation works...
"Obviously when you microwave the soap" me: Yea I know cuz I've TOTALLY microwaved soap.
Is this sarcasm? Because I have actually done this multiple times in my life lol
Well now I’m gonna
@@dylansickinger545 yeah do it it's fun, and it's super cheap soap too
@@Diseaseisreversible I’m pretty sure
@@Diseaseisreversible obv it’s sarcasm u think microwaving soap is normal? 🤨 lmao
“Obviously don’t eat it”
Damn it there goes my evening plans
It's just. A prnk bro.
Using it as an afternoon snack
@melizza Silence bot
What made you microwave soap??
Truee😂
Soooo satisfying to watch.😊
"What you're doing honey ?"
"I whipped the oven"
i am an oven.
Hmm yes, the ovenussy
@@Charl3y3 you are the danger
@@wesley_3 Oven: IM GETTING SO HOT STEP DAD!!!
5 days later
Oven: Guess who has a bun in the oven
Someone end me
I think that ivory just found a way to sell you air...
Lays: I am four parallel universes ahead of you
From the makers/sellers of bottled tap water.
McDonalds did the same thing with their shakes about 10 years ago.
Duh.....
Bro another company is selling air now?
We used to use ivory soap to take baths in the pond before we had running water cuz it was the only soap you wouldnt loose when you dropped it
The way it’s formulated also doesn’t upset most fresh water ecosystems, so it’s safe to use with your drinking water/fishing pond
@@Johnsmith710s did not know that, I just knew we couldn't use regular soap because it would sink and disappear.
@@danced_with_no_permit4830 lol
wtf
Let me guess… africa 😂
"although obviously dont eat it"
"that explains the violent vomiting"
“Lets see what happens when I put soap in the microwave!”
*house exploding*
Soap trusted you.
@@Lyanxx1 I thought I could too
@@RedRanger-ll7hx So why, in bloody hell, does Makarov know you?!?
Na someone in my school did this
@@apoorva24 when I was young and patriotic, when I first met Vladimir makarov
The forbidden cotton candy.
+8 poison damage
+1 buoyancy.
-1 base damage.
-10 health.
+15 regret
+1 trip to the hospital
-90 happyness
@@issahampteryou got the best one
“obviously don’t eat it”
everyone: *C O N S U M E*
C O N S U M E (chain? 👀)
I must ingest
we like to defy a little something 'round here
Ha. Yeah
I SEE SOOBIN
“dont eat it.”
awww man ruined my saturday plans :(
"don't eat it"
my brain: "eat it"
man really stole the top comment get out
Fr 😂
Bruh
Stolen
Watch this will be the new trend with the ( STUPID KIDS ) AND THEY WILL PROBABLY ADD FOOD COLORING TO IT ,,COTTON GREEN SOAPPY CANDY 🍬 ..I CAN'T BELIEVE THE WHOLE TIDE PODS THING .HOW STUPID DOES SOMEONE HAVE TO BE, I GUESS GETTING THE BAR OF IVORY SOAP SCRAPED ON MY TOP TEETH CURED ME..LOL BRING THAT BACK AS A FORM OF PUNISHMENT FOR SAYING BAD WORDS ...THE KIDS WOULD PROBABLY BE BEGGING FOR IT ,ALL YOU'LL HEAR IS F THIS AND F THAT LOL OHHH LORD ,IM SO GLAD MY CHILDREN DIDN'T GO THROUGH ANYTHING SO STUPID, SMOKE YOUR POT KIDS ,RATHER THAN EATING SOAP THAT WILL KEEP YOUR ASS ON THE TOILET FOR DAYS, AND NO MUMMY AND DADDY WILL NOT GO BUY U DIREAH MEDS ..LOL
“don’t eat it”
*”how about we eat it”*
*Today on mythbusters*
@@MeatFlapsTV oh no
THE FIRST 9 COMMENTS ARE THE SAME JOKE STOP YOU ALL AN ISSUE
"Welcome to heaven"
"So how you die?"
Ferb, I know what we're doing today
“Obviously don’t eat it.”
TikTok: Hold my beer.
More like:
Hold my phone.
More like:hold my tide pods
More like: Hold my jellies.
“Hold my liquid hand soap”
TikTok: Hold my last neuron.
Microwave: exploded
Mom: called
Firefighters:can’t help
"Do not eat it."
Mother, Mother I crave the forbidden cloud 👀
FORBIDDEN CLOUD LMAO
Mother : why the cloud smell like the soup that I bought. . . Wut did u do 😡
it sounds like something sniperwolf would say! Lol
@🌸olivia🌸 We gotta bring back bullying what the fuck is this
to the ivory soap that I have found
"Don't eat it."
First it was Tide pods. Now it's ivory soap. History just keeps repeating itself.
From musicly to TikTok, we just keep making the same mistakes
this looks slightly more edible
🥹
“Don’t eat it”
Me: I must eat it..
555 likes and still 0 replies
Copied word for word
E
Copying top comment always works
*"IT MUST BE DONE"*
"your microwave smells like lavender-"
"Yeah I always microwave my soap whenever it smells funky."
Forbidden meringue
*adds pink colouring*
*stares at the screen with the most demonic smile known to man*
Haaaaaaa
D:
To dangerous to be left alive
I've never laughed at a comment more
Today this man made a choice to go about on a journey of the littlest amount of tomfoolery
“Don’t eat it.”
Reverse psychology, my weakness…
I did this in science class 6th grade
@@Swo-swing-ming From you replying to this comment you basically said you ate it
@@Npercenty yeah Lmao
Mmmm chezburger......Someone please don't reply "ThAt'S nOt A cHeEsE bUrGeR!"
Keep your comments to yourself.
@@Akyahs_fun13 ummm actually this is not cheese burger it's q soup
Bros gonna be tasting soap in every food he microwaves 💀💀💀
dont eat it
one of my brain cells: "eat it"
the rest of my brain cells: "eat it!"
Your heart:”eat it”
🤣🤣🤣
This is literally how tumors work
I don't think you have brain cells.....
U got more than one brain cell?? Thats not fair i aint got none 😪
“don’t eat it”
YOU CANNOT CONTROL ME!!!
*eats it*
real
1984
@@Kattalanonyt WHAT
@@milestherealalpha The government is trying to stop us from eating soap. Wake up
Imagine if u made that on a superscale, even mark rober would be jealous
But hed have to have a giant microwave, or something similar that would work the same. Would be cool tho
@@jsav6058 it’d be even more fun to stand in the giant microwave when it’s running!
@@jsav6058 nuke it
@@whipit2404 Sounds like skin c4ncer on every square inch of your body🤠
@@denizyildiz8157 Thats big boom
Right before you said: "Obviously don't eat it"
My brain just went: "Eat It!"
Next person to use the microwave-
"My pizza rolls taste funny"
😂🤣
Only if they just put the pizza rolls on a plate
Oh I wonder why
“When you microwave soap -“
Me: “Wait”
Same-💀
Lol
My thoughts too! People microwave random things?!
Who tf just casually microwaves soap
@@kiddiestrangler people with crazy ✨ideas✨
“Obviously don’t eat it”
We are from a generation that ate tide pods. You think telling them not to eat it will make them not eat it?
Fr what do you expect from us
No one actually ate tide pods it was just a media frenzy
I'm from a generation that drank antifreeze because it tasted like soda.
@@Animallovercomedian I ate tide pods
(PS, they were kinda bussin bussin tho, but my tummy didnt really like it)
Infinite soap glitch:
“And this is how clouds are made”
"Don't eat it"
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!
There’s a hundred and four days-
@@urbangoose001 -of summer vacation-
@@itsjustme9682 and school comes along just to end that
@@urbangoose001 Before intoxication
Ah yes some cultured people
"Do not eat"
"I shall devour this cloud."
Yess
c l e a n i n g c l o u d
It looks delicious though
😂why did I read that as
" I shall devour this child" 🤣
Bro’s dropping the soap for science, I had to drop it for punishment
“Obviously don’t eat it.”
*me already having the urge to eat it*
SAME
Fr
“Honey, what are you doing?”
“DROPPING THE SOAP”
and microwaving it
@@stanleybochenek1862 and making weird white stuff out of it
@@arush-sama oh my-
in prison
I was about to say the same thing
I love Ivory soap, it gets me feeling cleaner than just about anything else. Especially my face. No super overwhelming scent, just clean. My wife hates it but I always keep some. And it's kind of cheap too, compared to a lot of other soaps. Just don't let the bar get old and nasty, keep a fresh one on hand and you're good.
They make liquid soap and unscented versions of both. I use the unscented liquid body wash, when I have a new tattoo and need to detox from scents(scented stuff constantly is bad for your skin health)
It better be cheaper when its 20% air
Why would it get nasty? Just rinse off the suds after each use.
Why does she hate it???
@@PokeMageTech 😂
PLEASE CONTINUE PLEASE BRO IM BEGGING YOU ITS PEAK
“DAD WHY IS THE HOUSE ON FIRE”
“I was bored so i put soap in the microwave” 💀
😂🤣😂
Teehee
As someone who makes bar soap, i would just like to inform anyone who might not know that the chemicals that burn off soap while microwaving it is toxic to your lungs. :) I hope everyone has a wonderful day!!
So how do we achieve this in a safe way 👀
What's your website?
@@lemonandlively @Autistic Jane you could probably do it, just like in the video and you may not be affected at all. If you do it once I doubt it will have any negative side effects. I would suggest wearing a mask, opening a window and letting your microwave air out before cooking anything.
My logice behind it being toxis is bc when making soap, you add a lye water solution to different oils and the fumes from lye are toxic. Soap makers wears long gloves and masks when making soap bc of the toxic nature of the lye. Once the soaps cure the lye has fully bound to the oils creating the solid bar soap we know. At this point the soap is safe to use on our skin but it still isn't safe to digest or inhale. :)
Man no one could of guessed that. Would be something I'd say here but saying I just watched it happen now I can't):
Good to know. Would the soap be usable after getting microwaved? The Ivory?
“When you drop soap”
Something magical happens
it just slips
it turns into a live fish
😂 a little prison humor 😂
An interesting double standard, and its at a males expense 😕
What your mom says😊
I thought this was 2 truths and a lie 😭😭
“Obviously don’t eat it”
That was EXACTLY what I was thinking, that looks SO GOOD!!!
No wonder they print that in the package
Looks like cake cream
soap looks delicious even without microwaving
@@azukichiu true
Copy
Him: “when you drop soap”
My mind: prison 👀
😂😂😂
Nasty Nate wants fruit cocktail
👀👀
Same
Electric chair ⚡⚡
"What are you good at baking?"
Him : Soap 😊
Bubbl 😊
"Can we get mcdonalds?"
"We have food at home"
Food at home:
"I tried to touch it because it was too hot"
*proceeds to pick the plate*
RIGHT?!! 😳😂
He waited a few seconds
Bro how many times have you microwaved something and the plate is still cool but you can't touch the food? It happens to me all the damn time lol
That’s only for clay plates
Man yall need sone physics classes-
I have literally never thought of microwaving a bar of soap. Thank you for sharing this with me.
"What candy do you like?"
"Soap"
“This video is sponsored by ivory soap”
I don't know, makes it look as if they're selling us a bunch of air and much less actual soap. It why they almost instantly break in half when using it. I'll stick to liquid soap and Dove bars
I’m
SushN
NO ITS ALL A PLOT
"when you microwave soap"
Sir- who's microwaving soap?
Hahahaha!!
I was thinking the same 😂😂😂😂
And me who hoping it doesn’t explode the microwave 🫣😰😭
Way too much time on his hands
Ok.. so what's the point?
"Obviously don't eat it."
who do you think we are, rats? *_of course we're gonna eat it._*
Forbidden soap flavor cotton candy!! ❤
I feel cheated when they say "don't eat it" 😢
And i also feel cheated when they tell you "eat it" 💀❤
A conjuring joke :-
What did the Lorraine warren said to the dirty house witch while handing this soap..
She said "take a bath' sheba"
Alright..
I am going too far!!
I should stop!!
😂😂😂😂😂
Says the tide pod eater. Didn't you people learn your lesson?
The white soap be like: If u dance I will dance, if u don’t I will dance anyway
1984:
"Do not eat the cotton candy soap"
"Do not eat the cotton candy soap"
"War is ivory soap
Ivory soap is slavery
Ignorance is ivory soap"
“when you drop soap” *has prison flashbacks*
💀
💀💀💀💀 😭
🤨
POV: you don’t finish the quote just to make it funny
🤨📸
“Obviously don’t eat it”
Me having the urge to lick it to see if it reacts like cotton candy
Babe wake up, new elephants toothpaste method dropped
Moral of the story: Never microwave ivory soap if you often listen to your intrusive(or impulsive i guess) thoughts.
Edit: Im not english i dont even know whats happening T-T please stop fighting-
impulsive not intrusive
@@junohoppe no theyre not wrong, its intrusive 😭 do you wanna giggle at microwaved soap because it looks like genital juice?? i dont think i do
Minecraft eat sound:
@@bob-is-cool oh god
@@Mapple318 what
My mouth watered at the end…
When I was in 5th grade, my class did this experiment where everyone brought in a bar of soap and we recorded how long they floated. I brought in ivory because my parents just bought whatever was at the store and cheap. Of course, mine floated the longest, and some of the other kids got jealous and told me that that means it's cheaper and lower quality, to make me feel bad. 10-year-olds are so weird lol
Did you reply with, yeah yeah yeah but I still won this contest bitches
@@diychad7268 I should've lol. I was way too passive as a ten-year-old but if I ever see them again, I'm gonna bring it up 😂
Idc ima eat that forbidden marshmallow fluff
“ do you want foam soap or a bar of soap?”
Him: yes
Lol I did this as a kid and found out ivory soap puffs up in the microwave and that my dad is horribly allergic to the smell of ivory soap being microwaved. 😅😂
Jesus lol 😭 I remember microwaving soap and the whole house just smelled like dove lol so the whole house smelling like ivory soap and ur dad being allergic is not funny but it’s lowkey funny 😭😭😅
So, you got into trouble, right? What happened?
“Obviously don’t eat it”
Watch me
This guy sounds like wifies but for irl stuff, it’s great
"oh look some soap"
"you know what i should do? PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE!"
Fr
“don’t eat it” i took a bite out of that exact soap in art class once and i couldn’t taste for a week lmao
Geuss i wont be doing that
It washed your taste memory
Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!
@@Eroornate and your nose memory
😨-
“The soap was too hot”
Picks up glass plate
do you not know how a microwave works? 💀
thats a microwave
@@darotaro Well when I put a glass plate in the microwave it gets hot
There are too many variables to explain why it wouldn't be as hot
So your sarcastic joke doesn't work as well when he considering the reasons why he is able to pick it up
Looks ceramic to me
Thank you. I was going to microwave my soap but I guess I will use ivory soap now thanks! 😁
Him: "don't eat it"
Me: oh don't worry, I won't eat it *puts the soap in a cotton candy bag and gives to a random person*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dam 🦫 my cousin would do the same thing 😂
Not a random person, a year seven
...noted.
*_"Why the heck does my food smells so good?"_*
This comment is underrated(btw our dogs look almost the same
@@xmexlodii This ain't my dog. I just took a screenshot of it and used it as my profile picture.
@@lofrez1785 stealer of dog picture 😁
@@f3rzz476 lol
@@lofrez1785 this isn't my dog ether but it's my aunts I mis Luna :(
Bro was surfing 💀
PSA (because no one asked lol): A bar of Ivory soap is good to keep on hand. Although extremely affordable, it has many pros and really only one con (outside of not being tear-free AKA eyeball friendly. And like he mentioned, “obviously don’t eat it”). Oddly enough, a bar of Ivory still kinda lasts as long as other bar soaps, despite all the air pockets. Not oddly enough, it’s still bar soap and unless it’s bar Olay or Dove, it’s gonna make your skin super tight, dry, and flaky. Regardless of it’s drying factor, it is still great for sensitive skin as long as you moisturize immediately after washing while skin is still damp from rinsing. Ivory is great for many types of stains on clothes, and to use as a dish or laundry soap in a pinch, as it doesn’t leave a film like other bar soaps (flake using a serrated knife or cheese grater, or do this and microwave …*NOT for use in dishwashers!*) Because it leaves things squeaky clean without film, it works good as a shampoo also to strip product or dirt and oil buildup. Just don’t use it often this way or on hair without a lot of buildup, as mentioned before, it is extremely drying, and not good on already clean,normal, or already dry and brittle hair…obviously. Anyway… put a bar in your cart on your next store trip and throw under your sink so it’ll be there on hand for you when in a pinch!
You missed something: ‘you can eat it’
By the way, putting some baby oil on your skin after washing and then rinsing/rubbing in at the end of your shower is a really good, cheap moisturizer.
@@MonkehBuns but then you stink like baby oil. It's much better and smarter to just pay the extra couple bucks for good soap with moisturizer in it
@@DreadPirateRoberts33 baby oil smells good
Who paid you
"Don't eat it"
Me: IMMA EAT IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ñ
“The cotton was a bit hot”
Proceeds to grab plate
That's not how plates heat up in microwaves.
@@Lord_Juvens you haven't met my microwave
"The cotton was a bit hot"
"IDC! GO BACK TO PICKING!" -👴
@@Brendan523 💀💀💀
@@Brendan523 You didn’t put speech marks on the second line, so is that meant to imply…
“When you drop soap-“💀
“When you drop soa-l
“AHHHHHHHH”
Sorry, it's my machete
@@АняВасютина-т8ч the one!
Prank him john
core memory
Underated
I can confirm that microwaved ivory soap tastes a LOT better than the regular stuff!
Well yea you cant eat it raw
Microwaving soap has never crossed my mind, till now.
Immeadiately shouted "THATS NOT THE TRASH.". I realized what was happening when the epic garbage-can intro didn't come on.
Can we just appreciate how satisfying and fluffy the soap looks in the microwave
I want to use it
"don't eat it"
My brain: eat it
You not the only one
Imagine the life events that lead to this man to be a specialist at microwaving soap I have mad respect 👍
Elephant Toothpaste: Soap Edition
"It kinda looks like cotton candy, but obv-"
*Pause
Me: "hold that thought"
*An hour later
*Unpause
"-iously don't eat it"
Me: *looks around nervously
Lol I get the joke
What’s the joke
And don't anyone go into the toilet for an hour.....
@@Z0KTAR he paused the video and then microwaved and ate the soap.
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“Obviously don’t eat it.”
My brain: “eat it.”