By: Your Local Armchair Raid Coach 🌟 OVERALL SCORE: 6.9/10 (Nice, but Painful) 🌟 ✔ Big ambition, questionable execution. ✔ Had some good moments, but also had some "dear Guthix, what am I watching" moments. ✔ Not a complete disaster, but the gods of DPS are definitely side-eyeing you. 🏆 HIGHLIGHTS (a.k.a. What Actually Went Well) ✅ You made it to the end! - Many have perished long before reaching the final moments. Respect. ✅ Commitment to the 29 push - Sometimes, the best DPS plan is to simply send it and hope the RNG gods approve. ✅ Decent mechanical awareness - Except when it wasn't (we'll get there). ✅ The attempt at barraging bigs - Bold strategy, let's see how it plays out (it didn’t). 💀 LOWLIGHTS (a.k.a. What in Saradomin’s Name Happened Here?) ❌ "Sang on melee at the end" - A True Spiritual Experience Watching this felt like witnessing someone trying to fight Zulrah with a bronze sword and pure determination. Why Sang? Why melee? Why pain? Next time, consider a more conventional approach, like...literally anything else. ❌ "Barraging bigs" - A Beautiful, Misguided Dream I respect the creativity. I do. However, watching you barrage bigs like they owed you GP personally was a moment. Perhaps a Sang switch would've made more sense, but hey, you committed to the cause. ❌ The "Ik what my mistakes were" clause Bold move to pre-admit failure in the VOD review request. It’s like handing in an exam with "I know I got question 5 wrong" written at the top. Yes, you’re right, but we're still gonna talk about it. 📈 FINAL RECOMMENDATIONS (A.K.A. STOP DOING THIS) 🔹 Less panic, more focus - The way you switched to Sang at the end made it feel like your mouse was being controlled by a ghost. 🔹 Learn to pivot your strategy - If barrages aren’t doing the work, swap earlier. Otherwise, you’re just mage-exp dumping into the abyss. 🔹 More DPS discipline - Sometimes, the best play isn’t just more damage, it’s the right kind of damage (or in this case, literally not Sang on melee). 🏅 FINAL VERDICT: "You Tried, and That's What Matters" ✔ You had a plan. ✔ The plan was... questionable. ✔ The execution was... deeply spiritual. ✔ Would watch again, preferably with popcorn. 🚀 Keep raiding, keep improving, and please - no more melee Sang.
By: Your Local Armchair Raid Coach
🌟 OVERALL SCORE: 6.9/10 (Nice, but Painful) 🌟
✔ Big ambition, questionable execution.
✔ Had some good moments, but also had some "dear Guthix, what am I watching" moments.
✔ Not a complete disaster, but the gods of DPS are definitely side-eyeing you.
🏆 HIGHLIGHTS (a.k.a. What Actually Went Well)
✅ You made it to the end! - Many have perished long before reaching the final moments. Respect.
✅ Commitment to the 29 push - Sometimes, the best DPS plan is to simply send it and hope the RNG gods approve.
✅ Decent mechanical awareness - Except when it wasn't (we'll get there).
✅ The attempt at barraging bigs - Bold strategy, let's see how it plays out (it didn’t).
💀 LOWLIGHTS (a.k.a. What in Saradomin’s Name Happened Here?)
❌ "Sang on melee at the end" - A True Spiritual Experience
Watching this felt like witnessing someone trying to fight Zulrah with a bronze sword and pure determination.
Why Sang? Why melee? Why pain?
Next time, consider a more conventional approach, like...literally anything else.
❌ "Barraging bigs" - A Beautiful, Misguided Dream
I respect the creativity. I do.
However, watching you barrage bigs like they owed you GP personally was a moment.
Perhaps a Sang switch would've made more sense, but hey, you committed to the cause.
❌ The "Ik what my mistakes were" clause
Bold move to pre-admit failure in the VOD review request.
It’s like handing in an exam with "I know I got question 5 wrong" written at the top.
Yes, you’re right, but we're still gonna talk about it.
📈 FINAL RECOMMENDATIONS (A.K.A. STOP DOING THIS)
🔹 Less panic, more focus - The way you switched to Sang at the end made it feel like your mouse was being controlled by a ghost.
🔹 Learn to pivot your strategy - If barrages aren’t doing the work, swap earlier. Otherwise, you’re just mage-exp dumping into the abyss.
🔹 More DPS discipline - Sometimes, the best play isn’t just more damage, it’s the right kind of damage (or in this case, literally not Sang on melee).
🏅 FINAL VERDICT: "You Tried, and That's What Matters"
✔ You had a plan.
✔ The plan was... questionable.
✔ The execution was... deeply spiritual.
✔ Would watch again, preferably with popcorn.
🚀 Keep raiding, keep improving, and please - no more melee Sang.
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