fun fact: modern day school system is the same as the school system since the industrial revolution. School trains you to become a factory worker in the future
I had a financial literacy class in high school. They taught us about bonds, the stock market, even how to write a check, but never did we learn anything about paying taxes.
negative parents: If u don't study, u will end up be like him. me in my mind: Well, I want to start a business and play in premier league. the homeless person: Shut up!! I got a degree in computer science!!
"I will go to school, I will learn, my life will be easier! So school, can u teach me how to pay my taxes and manage my mental health?" - -"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
Teacher: It's not us who taught you your future and personal life. It's you, your parents and someone close to you. Parents: Why ask us? Ask your teacher. You go to school for something, right? Or ask some nerd of your school. Your 'friend': Whoa, it's your life dude. Don't involve us in your plan of life, I have my own plan.
Me: How to pay Bills, How to pay Taxes, How to buy a House, How to apply for a job? School: Tom buys 6 sweets, the length of the road is 3km, find the mass of Jupiter
Some things about school: 1. Q: Calculate the miles the car can go? my answer: 14 the teacher: 14 what bananas, oranges, apples 2. Teacher: makes us buy expensive calculators also teacher: never let us use it 3. school: welcome today is your first day of high school. also school: today, is your lucky day we have a surprise test. 4. Choose path path A: *Death* Path B: *Death* This is just a joke
Teacher:Today we will be playing the recorder Student:how do I do taxes? Teacher:put your mouth on it and blow like this Student:what is a credit score? Teacher:HOT CROSS BUNS Student:how do I choose the right healthcare plan? Teacher:ONE A PEN-NY TWO A PEN-NY Student:how do I start a business? Teacher:HOT CROSS BUNS
School teaches you that making mistakes is a sin and that you should never make them, thus making you avoid trying anything new in the fear of making mistakes.
We get taught about mental health and relationships in my health med classes and it's really interesting. They should really have more classes that target these topics for students so they wouldn't struggle.
School: we TOTALLY teach students useful stuff and mental health and financial stuff and don't torture them mentally Me: and here I am, with axciety and depression and 0 knowledge about how to pay taxes or what even are taxes
Me: *how do I pay taxes? How do I get money,a job and a house? How do I get married? I have mental health problems!* Schools: *Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.*
But they also contain filler "not so useful" content such as mechanical drafting and nail care. I don't need those and even if I do I wouldn't learn it from school
damn algebra, I dont need to know what 2 x 16 is, I need to know how to have imagination instead of write a 2339 paragraph letter,which I don't even get to keep.
“I might not know how to live a life, but don’t worry! *School taught me about some guy who tripped on a rock 30 years ago!”*
And then spends the whole lesson talking about it
Cool LIFESTYLE
Then when the test comes they say ‘wHY wErE U nOt FoCuSInG iN mY LeSsON’
In Sweden, we learn a lot of these things
@@flamef1307 Yeah, but do you know about the guy who tripped on a rock 30 years ago?
"I gotta pay taxes right now..."
School system: wdym, H2O is a water molecule
School does not teach you a lot of things you should know. Thank God for the internet.
Internet is god
@@erezsolomon3838 no
@@あいして-h2l You wouldn't be saying "No" if the internet didn't exist.
@@matthewsilva3454 and ? You just said a basic truth lol , with nothing to gain from it
@@onyx4974 I red it wrong I thought he said "Internet is gold".
Schools : you can be one of the smartest people alive if you know that some old man beat someone with a cane
That really made sense😂
To be fair Andrew Jackson was an interesting bastard
Lol😂😂😂
Who?
im worried about the “old man beats someone with a cane” instead
fun fact: modern day school system is the same as the school system since the industrial revolution. School trains you to become a factory worker in the future
They did schools for controlling the worker class and wash their brains in a legal way.
Have you watched Prince EA?
@@PrinceYadav-ej7xq EA Sports™️ Game
xD
i watched him btw
@@PrinceYadav-ej7xq yea i think its like the school one right
Teachers taught me how to be one of them and I mostly see them stressed
I'm seeing a pattern here
Mitochondria is a powerhouse of the cell, what more would you possibly need in life?!
And the quadratic formula! Come on... that's very useful!
Also the trigonometric functions
Of course
@@thearchangel8372 are u from India?
hi every one i make historocal data please support me i am a new youtuber
I had a financial literacy class in high school. They taught us about bonds, the stock market, even how to write a check, but never did we learn anything about paying taxes.
At least you got some of what you really need.
My financial lit class taught me how to fill out a 1040 and an I-9. It also taught me about stocks and budgets and stuff like that too.
Khan Academy, they teach that
That's for your parents to teach you
They didn’t tell us about the most useful things in our life but they did tell us about someone who was alive 2 million years ago
negative parents: If u don't study, u will end up be like him.
me in my mind: Well, I want to start a business and play in premier league.
the homeless person: Shut up!! I got a degree in computer science!!
True.. always follow your passion..
Good luck with your soccer.
@@kingkayfabe5358 Thank you
Pretty relatable
True
One of my teachers taught us all this stuff. She's my favorite teacher.
How lucky you are
a lot of teacher still teaches useless things
You're so lucky
Neat, some teachers teach good stuff
Thats nothing. My teacher taught us that Mitochondria is the power house of the cell. I'll be a succesfull Billionaire baby 😎
can we admire watch data for putting that learning about mental health is useful for 100% of people??!! such an important message! ❤️💛🧡💜🤎💚💙
Taxes: useful for 95% of people
The other 5%: *You guys do taxes?*
*I do t a x a t i o n*
And the most important : HOW THE HECK WE GET A JOB ?
School: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
True^
By paying attention in a specific lesson you like and then majoring in it in college
@@Juan-xd3oo Not that simple, what if you get rejected, how will you pay for it, where will you live, how will you get around.
Ikr and teachers work there so they needa tell students how
What we really need to learn:
Schools: WE DON'T DO THAT HERE.
WHAT WE DON'T NEED TO LEARN:
SCHOOL: WE DO THAT HERE
Schools: Imma pretend that I didn't see that
Yes.
what i love about these videos is that WatchData actually adds a description to everything
Schools : Doesn't teach us how to do tax
Also the government : I am once again asking for your financial support
Things that school doesn’t teach u:
Webex: lEtS mAkE eM mOrEEEEEEE
To WebEx to xrisimopoiei mono I ellada
W...Webex...?
No...
I LEFT SCHOOL FOUR HOURS AGO JEREMY PLS NO TALK BOUT WEBEX PLEASEE
please make the video of the useless things taught in school
Yes
it may be too long
hi every one i make historocal data please support me i am a new youtuber
I dont think theres nothing really useless about it 🤷♂️
I dont think theres nothing really useless about it 🤷♂️
1000000% of all schools should teach how to make your parent understand that you can't pause an online video game
This is a joke.
This is more than a joke.
This is the truth.
Students: School teaches us useless things.
Also Students: Play video games all day like they are usefull at something
when u live in switzerland and they teach you like all of this
Time for me to move house
They probably dont
Lol
@MR. HEY They don't really teach us all of these things in European schools.
How could they ?
Alright mates, lets put it this way. Financial literacy, law basics and day-to-day needs is a must in school.
Period!!!!
My school had financial literacy but the teacher was fired because he talked about survival skills for a bit
@@Buttwipe-nc9br salute to that teacher.
@@sa5er1234 yeah he was the best
School itself is useless you are your own school and your life experiences are lessons
Okay lets be honest, even if school teaches us these things, most of us probably wouldn’t even pay attention lmao.
True
Who would
Iam commenting during online school🤣🤣🤣
Because schools don't make them fun
@@saumyairishleprechaun3630 i would
“Knowing how to eat properly can save you!”
Me, who’s thin and eats junk food daily: *what*
Me:
@Javed Shvt 😂😂
@Javed Shvt nah, im a carrot
@Javed Shvt Lol
School be like: I don't know how to pay taxes, I don't know how to get a job. All I know is "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell".
What teachers expect us to say:
Boss:so your here for the interview for lawyer right?
Me:pe = n15
🤭🤭
Mental Health is the crucial one schools should teach.
"I will go to school, I will learn, my life will be easier! So school, can u teach me how to pay my taxes and manage my mental health?" -
-"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
I don't know how to live a life ,but school made me memorize trigonometric formulas. I will eat them when I will hungry.
Yo if you were to go into some scientific field involving trigonometry, you could have needed that
@@gamistry2947 if
Fun fact, because a lot of ppl failed biology at school, they are now anti vaxxers.
Nobody:
Schools: *Hey You Wanna Know Whats Inside A Mitochondria?*
LMAO ,
It's So True
School taught me how to hold a fart for 7 hours
School teached me how to not get a girl
In other words how I got rejected in front of my class in lunch
And also taught you wrong English
@@FBI-bj9kr bro... my dude has already dug his grave why’d you have to push him in without warning.
@@FBI-bj9kr Maybe he's not American.
take care man
@@FBI-bj9kr ok grammer
Teacher: It's not us who taught you your future and personal life. It's you, your parents and someone close to you.
Parents: Why ask us? Ask your teacher. You go to school for something, right? Or ask some nerd of your school.
Your 'friend': Whoa, it's your life dude. Don't involve us in your plan of life, I have my own plan.
TH-cam: *come here my child, i will tell you*
Internet: I will teach you
Schools: we are very helpful.
Also schools: *if....if Johnny had..had...uh .. 30 apples, and...and he ate .... Ate 29?!!?!*
You can learn better from youtube videos rather than learning from school
Me: *Wondering how to do taxes*
Schools: LeTs LeArN tHe RoCk CyClE
Ikr
XD😂
And my parents always ask why Im on the Internet 😒
Me: “Can you teach me how to pay taxes? Or how to get a job?”
The School: *MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL*
I was legit waiting 4 u to upload a vid.
My bro : Why school dosent teaches us mental health
me: because they are the one who disturbs mental health
true
True where my mom used to go they didn't teach taxes
There should be schools where they teach you what you wanna learn about
I want to be a police officer
School: ancient Greek language take it or leave
“School doesn’t teach you mental health”
my school : hold my math assignment
School: "They don't need these! They need to know what is the surface of a leaf is called!!"
lmao
@Dillon Howington depends on the leaf
@Dillon Howington idk, but we had a lesson about leaves for 2 days and i already forgot about it the next week
Me: How to pay Bills, How to pay Taxes, How to buy a House, How to apply for a job?
School: Tom buys 6 sweets, the length of the road is 3km, find the mass of Jupiter
This is gold
Underrated
Ok? So please explain how anyone is gonna build that house to begin with without math beyond high school algebra.
100% schools teach us just for exams thats it
No life lessons/moral values/what we wna learn etc
Then for what the hell are schools for if they ain't teach us the knowledge that we need
@LDN_michael ΚΑΡΥΔΑ 😂😂
School taught me about a apple falling on a guys head
As a retired special ed, I got educated about lots of these things😂
I learned how to do a lot of these things. But then again I did go to a private school.
This one is insanely honest and what we actually needed
In my school they actually teach us how to cook, solve mathematical problems involving finances, and sewing
Im already good at critical thinking on my own. I don’t need to learn it it’s my natrual talent
Here in Canada they teach (almost) all of these things.
They dont teach these in US schools
Don’t you say
$()$
You forgot one last thing:
0.01% *normal school work*
Lol
"mental health"
my gym teacher: *oh yeah you sure about that?*
*School is so Useless....*
Always has been
@@frenchrevenge6406 true
My thing is in my online classes (due to pandemic in world) didn't teach me how to do any jobs after college.
U don't have to specify why ur doing zoom classes
@@will360yt It is online not zoom, dimwit.
@@Ohhey369 zoom is online dimwit
@@will360yt Oh. You are not angry at me when I say you "dimwit".
@@Ohhey369 I'm not angry, I was just copying u. Btw, proper grammar would be “you are a dimwit”
Schools should teach people these things.
Schools: Just remember that guy with a 684736 bananas.
Me: So I wanted to get a job and to learn how to live dependent
School: that's great, now find X
Fun fact: 84% of the thing you learn in school is useless
Yeah
u mean 99.99% right??
@@Rakkaus37212 na
*93%
Some things about school:
1. Q: Calculate the miles the car can go?
my answer: 14
the teacher: 14 what bananas, oranges, apples
2. Teacher: makes us buy expensive calculators
also teacher: never let us use it
3. school: welcome today is your first day of high school.
also school: today, is your lucky day we have a surprise test.
4. Choose path
path A: *Death* Path B: *Death*
This is just a joke
Oh last thing that Teachers Doent teach you find out here:
UNO REVERSE CARD
School actually taught me a lot of these things
Teacher:Today we will be playing the recorder
Student:how do I do taxes?
Teacher:put your mouth on it and blow like this
Student:what is a credit score?
Teacher:HOT CROSS BUNS
Student:how do I choose the right healthcare plan?
Teacher:ONE A PEN-NY TWO A PEN-NY
Student:how do I start a business?
Teacher:HOT CROSS BUNS
Ｌｍａｏ
I know right.
Right??
Maybe cause its music class not how to have a life class
So your telling me you don't want to learn the mitochondria is the power house of the cell
lmaooooo
Its okay though.Atleast they teached me about a guy that bought 30 watermelons and 100 bananas
"Politics"
My history teacher: *you underestimate my power*
LMAO
Me: I wanna learn important stuff
School: Here's 99.9% useless stuff take it or leave it
"Hey, at least school taught me how to run around for 6 laps every Monday :)"
Boyinaband: DON'T STAY IN THE SCHOOL
School teaches you that making mistakes is a sin and that you should never make them, thus making you avoid trying anything new in the fear of making mistakes.
If that were at school, everyone would be successful...
We get taught about mental health and relationships in my health med classes and it's really interesting. They should really have more classes that target these topics for students so they wouldn't struggle.
The harsh reality of our education system the gave us useless skills .
I live in the netherlands and we learn a lot of Things on This list
@@funnycomplications4582 cool
oK gUYs yoU arE abOuT tO FiNd thE *X* othErWisE yoUr liVEs wiLL bE dEstroyEd
@@ManOfCinema- lmao
But But mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
I was never taught what laws there are!
Ok then
a²+b²=c²
every school: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
So please explain to me how anyone would become a doctor or scientist without understanding basic biology?
Even if they did teach this stuff you still wouldn’t pay attention in class
no it would be fun
Well it depends on what it is, do you REALLY want to be learning about taxes? And mortgages?
@@Juan-xd3oo i'd rather learn about taxes than mithocondria
All teachers:Someone Broke his neck After jumping of the chair.
Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
Edit:tys for 10 likes
Edit:1 month ltr
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
Come
Late
And
Start
Sleeping;)
School for me is 9 hours
Nine cruel hours I guess
@@STRAWBERRY-sl4sz for me is 7 hours
@@verendai. seven cruel hours
School: we TOTALLY teach students useful stuff and mental health and financial stuff and don't torture them mentally
Me: and here I am, with axciety and depression and 0 knowledge about how to pay taxes or what even are taxes
Our school teaching us how to open a fan using a male plug 💀
Yo just wanted to let you know that a tik tok account stole one of your videos and posted it without credit their @ is popular.charts on tik tok
“Taxes are inevitable” I love how passive-agreesivve that is.
I don't know how to live a life
But don't worry i know
mitochondria is the power house 🏡 of the cell
Oki
How is sewing useful to so many people?
How to mend clothes, how to sew dress, buttons - these are important to many people man or woman
Yo can anyone pls tell me the source for the background music? Pls?
THIS IS WHAT WE SHOULD BE TAUGHT
THE STUFF WE CURRENTLY BEING TAUGHT IS USELESS
Half of the things we learn are useless
Thirty Seven percent (37%) of the stuff we learn, is what we ACTUALLY apply in the real world.
T0dAy wE arE goIng t0 sOlvE tHe AreA oF a SpHere.
Legit why am I learning this stuff unless I become a scientist so something
@@qasimahmed445 EXACTLY !!!
People: Schools don't teach critical thinking
Math: ...
You defo dont know what critical thinking is
@@anshikashukla405 How?
@@anshikashukla405 Neither do you.
How can we pay bills?
Thankfully my school has a class dedicated to mental health.
Can you make a vid on the useless stuff school teaches us where the use full stuff is first and the useless stuff is last
Me: *how do I pay taxes? How do I get money,a job and a house? How do I get married? I have mental health problems!*
Schools: *Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.*
I dont know how to live properly but my school told me that some guy made his own food so im safe.
Some of the list are also teach here in the Philippines also know as TLE(Technology and Livehood Education) or Home Economics
But they also contain filler "not so useful" content such as mechanical drafting and nail care. I don't need those and even if I do I wouldn't learn it from school
damn algebra, I dont need to know what 2 x 16 is, I need to know how to have imagination instead of write a 2339 paragraph letter,which I don't even get to keep.
Okay, 2 x 16 is good to know, as is basic computation as a whole. You don't need to know anything that I'm learning in my high school trig class.
This 3 minutes video Teach me than 5 hours at my school
yes lol
true