We each had to develop our own sense of humor because our father and mother wanted to keep theirs for themselves. Younger brother and I, along with Mom and Dad, could keep the rest of the family in aching sides for hours 😂. Now there's only me left, so I have to be humorous just for myself---and I do a bang-up job of it!
When I got into kindergarten I didn’t speak any English despite being born in this country. My parents spoke German at home. I was raised on a farm out in the boonies. In kindergarten I literally had to learn English or I wouldn’t have any friends. It was a great motivator.
Parenting goals! My maternal Grandfather got spanked at home for taking dog biscuits to school. He saved up his allowance for a GENIUS PRANK! "William! What are you eating?!" "A dog biscuit, Ma'am." Caught off guard she asked "WELL, did you bring enough for everyone?" "Yeas, Ma'am." And then the whole class HAD to eat the dog biscuits since he had brought enough to share. So he got spanked and lost his allowance for a bit. The punishment is ENTIRELY unjust. He just found a glitch and exploited it. It sure runs in the family honestly, and I hope it doesn't skip my boys!
Dog biscuits are consumable for people. It’s usually a few simple ingredients things like peanut butter, bananas, and flour. I homemake some for my dog sometimes. They taste like very bland cookies. Genius prank your grandfather did, but no one got hurt at all except for their pride. 😆
I was substituting in one class and the teacher had left me a note that Miguel knew a lot more English than he let on. But he kept on acting like he didn't know what I was saying. I also worked at Walmart and a couple of days later, this little boy came in with his family. And he was interpreting for his family. I praised him for knowing both Spanish and English, and he was so proud. Then I told him that next time I taught his class, he better not act like he didn't understand english. That's when it suddenly dawned on him who I was and had such a look on his face
Now that’s funny! I taught my daughter to do armpit farts, really well. In fact she took it to a better level. She loved shopping with Mom, and when Mom bent over to look at pillows in Walmart, guess who let one rip and just turn to look at Mom!
Walterbriggs, I’m sure you are justifiably proud of her. Some of your child’s accomplishments can be best appreciated when you were the one that taught them and they demonstrate their talents so admirably. ( your wife might not agree )
Helps with traffic stops, too. 😂 My friend "translated" for me. I pointed to the Interstate sign and started speaking pigeon Greek when the cop started talking and my friend told him I thought the I-75 sign was the speed limit sign. it helps if you talk loud, non-stop and use a lot of hand gestures.
In high school we had an elderly substitute teacher, a man, who was hard of hearing. During him calling the roll call we decided to stop talking when called on. He had 2 hearing aids. We would only mouth our responses but now sound. Each time we did this he would turn up his hearing aid. By the end of class it was all the way up. The class bell rang and he bolted out of his chair. I still remember him calling us every name you could use. It was a class of all guys.
Because of course the teacher knew that wasn't a real native name and thought she was making fun of the kids, but I think she was just being a kid and being funny.😂
I enjoy your humour, but I directed YT to not recommend your channel to me anymore because all you do is release Tik-Tok-style SHORTS. Down with Tik-Tok and down with shorts... to ankle level! 😜
“Yes ma’am. Did she time it right?”
When it comes to comedy, I can listen to Henry all day! Funniest guy out there with clean jokes!!!!!!!!
We each had to develop our own sense of humor because our father and mother wanted to keep theirs for themselves. Younger brother and I, along with Mom and Dad, could keep the rest of the family in aching sides for hours 😂.
Now there's only me left, so I have to be humorous just for myself---and I do a bang-up job of it!
I can't look at it Chick-fil-A now without laughing
Greatest clean comedian.
"dont you have any concerns!?" yeah, did she time it right? (cause SHe's a pro! haha)
When I got into kindergarten I didn’t speak any English despite being born in this country. My parents spoke German at home. I was raised on a farm out in the boonies. In kindergarten I literally had to learn English or I wouldn’t have any friends. It was a great motivator.
at least the word Kindergarten you knew.
I just discovered this comedian yesterday and now I can’t stop watching. Absolutely hilarious.
I saw him in an episode of Designing Women back in the 1989.
Wonderful! 👏👏👏
Season 4, Episode 9.
On Prime.
If anyone is interested.
"How...Are...You?" That cracked me up!
Parenting goals!
My maternal Grandfather got spanked at home for taking dog biscuits to school. He saved up his allowance for a GENIUS PRANK!
"William! What are you eating?!"
"A dog biscuit, Ma'am."
Caught off guard she asked "WELL, did you bring enough for everyone?"
"Yeas, Ma'am."
And then the whole class HAD to eat the dog biscuits since he had brought enough to share. So he got spanked and lost his allowance for a bit. The punishment is ENTIRELY unjust. He just found a glitch and exploited it. It sure runs in the family honestly, and I hope it doesn't skip my boys!
Dog biscuits are consumable for people. It’s usually a few simple ingredients things like peanut butter, bananas, and flour. I homemake some for my dog sometimes. They taste like very bland cookies.
Genius prank your grandfather did, but no one got hurt at all except for their pride. 😆
Henry is a gem
"I know that's wrong, okay?" Made me lose a bit of my tea. Just hit me perfectly. Love Henry Cho.
I was substituting in one class and the teacher had left me a note that Miguel knew a lot more English than he let on. But he kept on acting like he didn't know what I was saying.
I also worked at Walmart and a couple of days later, this little boy came in with his family. And he was interpreting for his family. I praised him for knowing both Spanish and English, and he was so proud. Then I told him that next time I taught his class, he better not act like he didn't understand english. That's when it suddenly dawned on him who I was and had such a look on his face
😂😂😂 That sounds like a comedy bit..I'd have loved to see the look on his face. 😂
S. California?
@@MonaLisa-de4cp between my daycare and when I was substitute teaching, I've got a quite a few little stories that almost seemed like a comedy skit.
@@conniead5206 Texas
@@kathyoverton998 I'd love to hear some of them. 😄
Go Henry!!! 😅
Just before watching this clip a Chick-fil-A commercial came on.😊
The rule for my son was if you can make me laugh at it, you're not in trouble.
Glad I have caught this guy, he is hilarious
Look up his routine called “What’s that Clickin’ Noise?”
Now that’s funny! I taught my daughter to do armpit farts, really well. In fact she took it to a better level. She loved shopping with Mom, and when Mom bent over to look at pillows in Walmart, guess who let one rip and just turn to look at Mom!
Walterbriggs, I’m sure you are justifiably proud of her. Some of your child’s accomplishments can be best appreciated when you were the one that taught them and they demonstrate their talents so admirably. ( your wife might not agree )
Priceless
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
You go Dad! Great family story to infinity!
That is glorious.
A master of timing.
My son feigned an Indian (dot, not feather) accent for a sub in grade school. When he got to high school she was his homeroom teacher.
Helps with traffic stops, too. 😂 My friend "translated" for me. I pointed to the Interstate sign and started speaking pigeon Greek when the cop started talking and my friend told him I thought the I-75 sign was the speed limit sign. it helps if you talk loud, non-stop and use a lot of hand gestures.
When ya HAVE IT ya HAVE IT 😂
Yes, we all need to laugh more instead of hating.
Very funny! Thank you!
this guy is too funny
I hope that Davenport part was real 😂
Yes, that was me before the divorce. Lol
@@nancygibson4380 Ms. Davenport?!
It wasnt
@@staircapades HOW. ARE. YOU
Love this guy !😅
Still laughing
I just love this guy he's so funny. 😂
Awesome 😎
Perfect! Again.
He is so funny!!!
Yes finally. Some great comedy. Can’t wait to hear more of this. Chick fillet. 😮😅
No mercy! Lol
That kid is raised right.
THAT... IS... A... GREAT... STORY! 🤣
Love his comedy😎🐈
0:57 "Honey, can I use that in my set?"
Brilliant. Thanks for the much needed giggles! :D
That is hilarious!!!
Hilarious!
"What would Dad do?"
Shout out to Ms Davenport!
🎉love ❤️ this
Henry is so funny. 😅
thats a cool dad right there, this dude has to be from the south
Way back, he said he was from Arkansas
In other videos he has said he grew up in East Knoxville, TN
@@nancyomalley6286 he’s from Knoxville TN. He’s done a skit about it.
This is the story that got me to follow you initially.
Me too.
😂 i love it
We have to learn to laugh at ourselves.
Your daughter has your humor, I got my humor from my dad too.
For a moment I read humour as tumour. Yikes!
@3:11 “How are you?!” 🤣
I had a Ms. Davenport as a teacher in NC in the 80's wonder if shes the same one lol
Timing is everything
so darn funny!!!!!!!
Any concerns, best reply, did she get the timing right? Nothing is more important than that for a comedian.😅
i can't wait for his daughter to start her own stand up comedy. lol
A daddy’s girl. Perfect.
In high school we had an elderly substitute teacher, a man, who was hard of hearing. During him calling the roll call we decided to stop talking when called on. He had 2 hearing aids. We would only mouth our responses but now sound. Each time we did this he would turn up his hearing aid. By the end of class it was all the way up. The class bell rang and he bolted out of his chair. I still remember him calling us every name you could use. It was a class of all guys.
Your Amazing
THIS is COMEDY! Love this guy!! When ya' comin' to Atlanta?
😂😂😂
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I wish that being a parent was a requirement for being a teacher!
The other way around and with KIndergarteners. Signed-Richard.
Funny😂
Funny thing, I got a CFA ad at the start of this video.
Small town gotta make you fun. Poor substitutes I feel for you.
😂
Nice M.A.S.H. reference
😊😊😊😊 😂😂😂😂 I've watched a lot of M*A*S*H😸😸😸👏👏👏👏 so right ..
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Should have said Two Dogs
I bet those indian kids laughed too.
Love it! (What's that clickin' noise?)
You were funny before. Loved your material. But now, you are my new HERO!!😂
can someone explain the Chick-fil-A gag?
I wonder if she has seen this video...
I have seen this clip several times and I guess I don’t really get the joke, but why would she get in trouble for saying that?
Because of course the teacher knew that wasn't a real native name and thought she was making fun of the kids, but I think she was just being a kid and being funny.😂
Chick filet is a restaurant name not a pseudo native American name describing nature like running deer.
What’s that clickin noise!!???? 😵💫
Chief Slapaho...😂
A really funny guy, no profanity.
Yes! Commendable! In these times!👍
You’re as funny as Gabriel Iglesias and he’s funny.
I was thinking the same thing! Love Fluffy!
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M.A.S.H. is biographical
I enjoy your humour, but I directed YT to not recommend your channel to me anymore because all you do is release Tik-Tok-style SHORTS. Down with Tik-Tok and down with shorts... to ankle level! 😜