The BEST OF JSCHLATT 2019

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  • @mango_bitz4803
    @mango_bitz4803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18846

    Time stamps
    0:01 - we haves cookie
    0:23 - first person to fight a living goblin
    0:59 - untitled goose game ground keepers hat
    1:12 - schlatt argues with ant venom over stal
    1:45 - meabeab & bonk
    2:14 - schlatt walk & jokes
    2:26 - at any given moment
    2:39 - this is my step ladder
    2:49 - such a good friend
    3:00 - just say the punch line
    3:09 - I never knew my real ladder
    3:25 - I dont know-*falls*
    3:30 - someone dropped a knife
    4:24 - my childhood hero just called me bipolar
    5:03 - human fidget spinner/helicopter rescue
    6:00 - cadmium, cock and dick
    6:16 - I'll take this one/ computer has virus
    6:52 - schlatt has an otamatome/ mini joins
    7:28 - jokes
    8:04 - throwing acid is wrong
    8:25 - looking for my ex girlfriend's killer
    8:42 - selling my vaccume
    8:55 - buy girlfriend something sexy
    9:06 - where there's a will
    9:33 - a song about tortillas
    9:53 - replaced bed with a trampoline
    10:21- hedgehogs eh?
    10:42 - universal remote control
    10:57 - say what you want
    11:11 - shuffling papers
    11:29 - of course I should clean my windows
    11:49 - the potatoes should go in the front
    11:58 - there's no domestic violence going on & end of jokes
    12:06 - steak from uber eats
    12:25 - who sold out Ann Frank
    13:06 - your pushing my buttons
    13:29 - tornado
    14:53 - Conner gets boofed
    15:51 - I love the smell of ___
    15:58 - ____ is magically delicious
    16:05 - if nudism is so normal why am I banned from _____
    16:50 - two hands grand mac
    17:14 - they call me Jesus h christ
    17:31 - get in the cuck shed
    18:40 - life is at its highest point when ___
    19:23 - put her there brother
    19:41 - schlatt gets trapped/ an offer he can't refuse
    20:09 - I just saw Alvin in the chipmunks 2
    20:15 - I'm playing breath of the wild
    20:27 - man on street light
    21:10 - lets kill nick
    23:15 - junky janker whats poppin
    24:01 - bonk says to raise taxes
    24:52 - oneb dies & bonk is god
    25:28 - there is always a man outside my window
    25:55 - music disc tier list, stal
    26:47 - stal talk
    27:19 - Michael buys schlatt coin
    27:43 - bye bye
    28:00 - creeper & lamest death
    28:14 - YMCA earrape
    28:56 - invisible baby pigman & sky joins the call
    32:06 - dick and balls
    32:17 - sky sees the cuck shed
    33:50 - ant venom sees the cuck shed
    34:50 - naked arlus
    35:07 - nobody likes this monkey
    36:17 - untitled goose game, broom
    36:39 - child worker & Pete escapes the cuck shed
    37:34 - Pete buys schlatt coins
    39:22 - glitched garrys mod
    39:48 - scary Minecraft vr
    40:16 - stop dancing to cat
    41:22 - baby raging & man ass
    43:23 - call me carson crying
    43:53 - hey ninja you like dick and balls?
    44:33 - there is nothing wrong with the water
    45:27 - ninja you like dick and balls
    45:41 - chest room
    45:57 - why is the castle wearing a sombrero
    46:12 - big guy
    46:33 - going fishing
    46:52 - aids
    47:58 - I banned obama
    49:20 - who put a pee pee on the sign?
    49:47 - really saf e area
    52:44 - pig villager
    53:32 - dual
    54:02 - natural disaster schlatt god
    54:52 - schlatt vs captain sparkles
    56:34 - natural disaster schlatt god
    57:12 - I didn't see that
    57:31 - I'm jacking myself off
    57:49 - technoblade is going to grief everyone
    59:09 - schlatt and technoblade win Minecraft monday
    59:50 - wagoo ritual
    1:00:44 - don't know how to stop the music
    1:01:20 - untitled goose game wall d duck
    1:01:45 - butter Minecraft butter
    1:02:56 - bum bun nun nah nun nana
    1:03:29 - schlatts gonna get you
    1:03:46 - someone just gave me 25 dollars to tell you you're gay
    1:04:02 - big time rush theme
    1:04:20 - rabbid wants to die
    1:04:31 - Minecraft theme remix
    1:05:05 - lets try that one more time
    1:05:46 - rabbid fever dream
    1:07:12 - prop hunt
    1:08:12 - no black rabbid
    1:09:06 - oh no papa
    1:09:16 - schlatt keeps dying
    1:10:27 - one piece voice over
    1:11:33 - new spiderman
    1:12:34 - the baby fucking dies
    1:12:47 - prop hunt
    1:16:10 - sneez
    1:16:24 - rabbids & parkinsons
    1:17:25 - my hero academia voice over
    1:17:43 - stumpy
    1:18:30 - dollar jokes
    1:19:07 - sound board fun
    1:19:42 - angry German
    1:20:01 - minecraft vr calibrate height
    1:20:19 - hungry/ portraying that emotion
    1:20:28 - magic tricks
    1:20:52 - what's behind you ear
    1:21:15 - schlatts brain/ *BLUE*
    1:21:35 - casting a spell
    1:22:12 - mime
    1:22:33 - Brian
    1:22:40 - schlatt and ant venom kill the ender dragon
    :)

    • @forkbender3592
      @forkbender3592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +469

      ØH mŸ łŌrd

    • @squib9367
      @squib9367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +872

      The dedication is astounding. Thank you for your service

    • @mango_bitz4803
      @mango_bitz4803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@squib9367 your welcome

    • @CrazedKiller1109
      @CrazedKiller1109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      What is the game at 0:23 ??

    • @unknownlucario2373
      @unknownlucario2373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      HOLY- *THANK YOU*

  • @Black_Makima
    @Black_Makima 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16339

    cant believe jschlatts been around for 2019 years

    • @MinecraftManager
      @MinecraftManager 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      r u dtupid bich no

    • @passetmemorrii9315
      @passetmemorrii9315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +528

      You kidding me? He was B.C

    • @ameri-canpickerz3480
      @ameri-canpickerz3480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      Its been 2020 years now!

    • @GHE_05
      @GHE_05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@MinecraftManager ok boomer
      Edit: holy shit you dont need to reply to this anymore I get it. Also I was joking when I made this comment.

    • @erelgililov179
      @erelgililov179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He came at the cretacean times in a meteor plotting his world takeover.

  • @wholetthispersonon
    @wholetthispersonon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8382

    Schlatt had the best character arc this season.

    • @blankslate7491
      @blankslate7491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I'll say...

    • @JJunkAFunk
      @JJunkAFunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Him and Travis.

    • @conormartin3476
      @conormartin3476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jayden Calderon how did Travis change that much? I never paid much attention to him.

    • @deffonotdio6751
      @deffonotdio6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Poke, ant and Mackrell mccum were fairly close

    • @Nobody-yc1qp
      @Nobody-yc1qp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Carson has the best comeback in the new season

  • @intorian9304
    @intorian9304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4944

    "When there's a will..."
    ***Stares into Wilbur's soul***

    • @Adorises
      @Adorises 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      ive seen this joke too many times

    • @intorian9304
      @intorian9304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@Adorises ngl I only commented this because people love to like comments just quoting exactly what was in the video and I'm trying to get likes lmao

    • @placeholder8768
      @placeholder8768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Brett the pfp is fine, but it gives me memories of *that* one fandom and *those* weird stuff they do

    • @Subbie-the-1st
      @Subbie-the-1st 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@intorian9304 this made me remove my like and im not afraid to say it

    • @flopster8139
      @flopster8139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brett appreciate the honesty

  • @spaghettijones4
    @spaghettijones4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7104

    That whole saying jokes without the punchlines bit is a national treasure.

    • @vdoggo
      @vdoggo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Its like hes got a "Book of Secrets"

    • @JuiceExtraction
      @JuiceExtraction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      It’s like he’s having a conversation but we can only hear one side of it 😂

    • @Exportasjpeg
      @Exportasjpeg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Damn bro so funny you copied top comment instead of comming up with another one

    • @KuraiCrys
      @KuraiCrys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But it sucked

    • @independence6761
      @independence6761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Idk how many times I’ve rewatched it

  • @voltaire7297
    @voltaire7297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2438

    The best of Schlatt is basically anything he’s involved in.

    • @aymenredscarredeye
      @aymenredscarredeye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      gem_mx *twitch streamer

    • @Joxhr
      @Joxhr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And I can come play and go play play and fun game play fun fun and play play with friends and fun friends friends and fun friends fun and play play and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and play play and fun to play with

    • @bliclops
      @bliclops 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Josh
      can i fun play and play fun fun play and fun and friends and play play fun play fun friend games too?

    • @Joxhr
      @Joxhr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lil Blindyy no

  • @phanterratic
    @phanterratic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4532

    skydoesminecraft sounds like a war veteran that is struggling from ptsd of his old content and is just locked in a room with the words BUTTER MINECRAFT written in blood on the walls while he just sits there rocking back and forth saying "butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft..."

    • @blackshirts_and_breads
      @blackshirts_and_breads 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Butt

    • @AndrewDevourer
      @AndrewDevourer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      finally a good comment. bref, you are truly a gift to this website.

    • @edgymcgee57
      @edgymcgee57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      reminds me of 100 years rick and morty adventures forever and ever 100 years forever rick and mort- 100 years mort forever and ever rick and morty forever and 100 years

    • @jennifermariscal5832
      @jennifermariscal5832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Where is this

    • @珍珠奶茶
      @珍珠奶茶 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      this is perfect i love you

  • @brockdoesguitar
    @brockdoesguitar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6653

    “My childhood hero has just called me bipolar”

    • @punyr
      @punyr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@drderelict but it did happen...

    • @ДмитрийДоценко-ы4п
      @ДмитрийДоценко-ы4п 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@drderelict 4:50

    • @LeoYoshi54321
      @LeoYoshi54321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dr Derelict it's also from the start of SMP Live, everyone knows what it is

    • @xsemth
      @xsemth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i thought he said "my childhood hero was call me bipolar"

    • @Joxhr
      @Joxhr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and play fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and play fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and play fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and play fun and fun

  • @JackTheBat179
    @JackTheBat179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1614

    Schlatt: breaths
    Everyone: comedy genius

    • @caelandgarcia3
      @caelandgarcia3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Breathes*

    • @DaShef_
      @DaShef_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you misspelled it

    • @yadie5465
      @yadie5465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DaShef_ shut

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yadie5465 up

    • @yadie5465
      @yadie5465 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CaLypSO4456 the age of this comment shows somthing I forgot what I was going to say.

  • @RAZRC0
    @RAZRC0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2404

    "I'm a catholic, I'm not a protestant, I believe in God..." LOL

    • @RezaChity-G
      @RezaChity-G 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's funny!

    • @RezaChity-G
      @RezaChity-G 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And true!

    • @cappiecappie770
      @cappiecappie770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      DUTCH PEOPLE ARE AGAINST THE DEVIL CALLED SPANISH CRISTIANS

    • @barneymiller1117
      @barneymiller1117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time stamp?

    • @RAZRC0
      @RAZRC0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@barneymiller1117 0:28

  • @thegooobley1993
    @thegooobley1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5226

    I can feel financial security flowing through my veins whenever I put on my schlatt 2020 merchandise
    Thank you Jschlatt for relieving me of the burden that is student loan debt

    • @bensykes9130
      @bensykes9130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Schlatt medicare for all

    • @epicgamermusicproductions8075
      @epicgamermusicproductions8075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You are gonna need that healthcare once you see my Minecraft parodies

    • @britishpigeon838
      @britishpigeon838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Are u ok ?

    • @britishpigeon838
      @britishpigeon838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You didnt answer but thanks for rebbit gold

    • @thegooobley1993
      @thegooobley1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@britishpigeon838
      I am completely fine
      Definitely still not in dept

  • @oldsport3511
    @oldsport3511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1454

    Schlatt: starts to say something
    Everyone else: dies of laughter

    • @Subt0nix
      @Subt0nix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He has achieved humor

    • @CLofApproval
      @CLofApproval 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Honestly, it seems that half this compilation is "HAHA LOUD = FUNNY HAHA" and it's rather unfortunate, imo. He's got good comedy when he's doing his main channel videos, but his stuff on stream seems a little weak comparably.

    • @gunther7037
      @gunther7037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lionforceone funny mic hater

  • @Chapop
    @Chapop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1200

    Schlatt: *breathes*
    Carson: I now diagnose you with *funny*

  • @gaylgeoir6581
    @gaylgeoir6581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3194

    Schlatt sounds like an adult Scout. Hearing him yell “BONK” was a revelation

    • @raynova8055
      @raynova8055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Gaylgeoir holy shit

    • @bolotniy
      @bolotniy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      actually holy shit dude

    • @Logers
      @Logers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not liking this comment because it’s at 666 likes no need to thank me

    • @deanlokey
      @deanlokey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gaylgeoir jjkk

    • @deanlokey
      @deanlokey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wise Engineer kink jbknj

  • @deadnotsleeping
    @deadnotsleeping 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2504

    "we haves cookie!" is such a traves thing to say

    • @scrithen2836
      @scrithen2836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ""we have cookie!" is such a traves thing to say" is such a tired-idiot thing to say

    • @sauce9518
      @sauce9518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      """we have cookie!" is such a traves thing to say" is such a tired-idiot thing to say" is such a Scrithen
      thing to say

    • @thesecondcomingofjesus
      @thesecondcomingofjesus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      """" We have cookie!" Is such a traves thing to say" Is such a tired-idiot thing to say" Is such a Scrithen thing to say" Is such a sauce thing to say

    • @liamdwyer969
      @liamdwyer969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      """"" We have cookie!" Is such a traves thing to say" Is such a tired-idiot thing to say" Is such a Scrithen thing to say" Is such a sauce thing to say" is such a Will i come back? probably not thing to say

    • @saazywaazy
      @saazywaazy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      “””””” We have cookie!” Is such a traves thing to say” Is such a tired-idiot thing to say” Is such a Scrithen thing to say” is such a sauce thing to say” Is such a Will i come back? probably not thing to say” Is such a Liam Dwyer thing to say

  • @ne0___
    @ne0___ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5192

    "Look! It's a B O N K"
    "My childhood hero just called me bipolar.,"
    "HUMAN FIDGET SPINNER!"
    "You ever diet?"
    "Throwing acid is wrong."
    "I've spent the last 6 years looking for my ex girlfriends killer."
    "Where there's a will.......
    ...."
    "Hedgehogs, aye?"
    -Jschlatt

    • @brunobucciarati6315
      @brunobucciarati6315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Mista's4thPistol Your name is i l l e g a l

    • @ne0___
      @ne0___ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@brunobucciarati6315 SHIt I've BeEn fOuNd

    • @gloppy3612
      @gloppy3612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      examples of ADHD not bipolar lmfao

    • @morgue1484
      @morgue1484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Where there's a will.

    • @XxHellCatxX
      @XxHellCatxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "I banned obama..."

  • @ihave80hp
    @ihave80hp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Dude, my childhood was completed when I heard skydoesminecraft say "alright, I'm gonna go smoke another joint"

    • @JoshGariepy
      @JoshGariepy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This comment aged well.

    • @ihave80hp
      @ihave80hp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aged like spoiled milk

    • @skywker1
      @skywker1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ihave80hp context?

    • @ihave80hp
      @ihave80hp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skywker1 for the spoiled milk comment, alot of problems with sky was brought up by his ex, she claims that he was very abusive and overall just a dick.
      For the original comment, I think it was said in the video, idk man It was a year ago since I watched it.

  • @michelleobama6629
    @michelleobama6629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9250

    This video brought me more joy than 26 years of marriage, and I’m not even 10 minutes in yet.

    • @verysuspiciousstew5011
      @verysuspiciousstew5011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      Mrs. Obama why are you here?

    • @punyr
      @punyr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      @@verysuspiciousstew5011 because her tinder date didn't show up

    • @natalietemme17
      @natalietemme17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@verysuspiciousstew5011 hey let the first lady do what she wants

    • @analysis726
      @analysis726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Go back to the basement

    • @natalietemme17
      @natalietemme17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@michelleobama6629 thats pretty bad

  • @LittleShmuplet
    @LittleShmuplet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2444

    The best of Jschlatt in 2019 was all of it

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sansmo is right!

    • @MrMisfortune
      @MrMisfortune 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If only Jschlatt made more focused videos like he used to instead of stream Highlights

    • @1bestkk
      @1bestkk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Blizzard Flurry that was the best

    • @securelilyjt6057
      @securelilyjt6057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrMisfortune You have wished and it has come true. Although I wish you didn’t.

    • @ginoforest9465
      @ginoforest9465 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I may be late but....
      Get this man a heart

  • @Instagramtastic
    @Instagramtastic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1592

    Everyone: laughing at jschlatt because of his out if context punchlines
    Travis: The llama lol

    • @tylerdudish4599
      @tylerdudish4599 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pile Of Bread Crumbs no replies eh

    • @Joxhr
      @Joxhr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And I can come

    • @Joxhr
      @Joxhr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If it was fun fun and fun to play with friends friends and fun friends friends

    • @bigfresh9208
      @bigfresh9208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh

  • @面白いね-s8f
    @面白いね-s8f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2742

    Imagine having Jschlatt and BadBoyHalo in the same call.

    • @yayayeye7659
      @yayayeye7659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I cant

    • @katastrophy4027
      @katastrophy4027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      It wouldn’t be a conversation. Just a sea of LANGUAGE

    • @oxeyesaint
      @oxeyesaint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      They were in a call together like yesterday lol

    • @面白いね-s8f
      @面白いね-s8f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@oxeyesaint
      Yes, I love how Schlatt was pretending as if he didn't swear and Bad wasn't even reacting to the swearing lmao.

    • @user-mt4iv9jx2y
      @user-mt4iv9jx2y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      W a r

  • @Nosebluds
    @Nosebluds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2572

    "Where theres a Will............."
    * slowly turns to Sootboy *

    • @blobvisfan666
      @blobvisfan666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      *Ay what's up it's me Sootboy back at it again lmao.*

    • @IsabruhMoment
      @IsabruhMoment 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      *”...there’s a bur.”*

    • @chistosquisto9079
      @chistosquisto9079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sootboy Slim

  • @axe5745
    @axe5745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6633

    I love how Schlatt's avatar is a cute, harmless sheep, but Schlatt himself is not harmless.

    • @Uknowme____
      @Uknowme____ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      Behind the cute and cuddly avatar lies a cold hearted business man

    • @justpassingby9115
      @justpassingby9115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Wolf in sheep clothing

    • @garrettcooper4647
      @garrettcooper4647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@justpassingby9115 literally

    • @lorenz2418
      @lorenz2418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He is _harm_

    • @caelandgarcia3
      @caelandgarcia3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      but u didnt say he wasnt cute 😉😉

  • @graciess6221
    @graciess6221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5601

    im very disappointed that “eat pant conar” was not in here

    • @YoutubePizzer
      @YoutubePizzer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Okay I’m not watching this video now

    • @koother
      @koother 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      @@aeggsthetic2844 shut the up, it's a joke you humorless slab of personality

    • @alexchesbro
      @alexchesbro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      That is such a bad joke. A very bad joke. It’s so bad. So bad. Horrible. So atrocious and horrendous. I can’t even fathom. It’s just so bad. So dumb. Dumb joke. So stupid. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad.

    • @little_bred1104
      @little_bred1104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Wish there was the technoblade speed dial scene

    • @seifiish
      @seifiish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WeirdChamp

  • @MrBlueWaooWaoo
    @MrBlueWaooWaoo ปีที่แล้ว +26

    2019 was the most defining year of my life- at least in terms of comedy- and that is entirely due to these boys.
    Going back to this I expected most of the jokes to not land- for them to be, as the kids say, "cringe" in retrospect. But they aren't. Even three years later these are still some of the funniest people in the world.
    The videos these boys made during this year, and in the early years after, have helped so many people through hard times. The jokes these people made have made me happier than anything else can or has in my life.
    I won't say that Schlatt "fell off." I don't think that's fair. He moved on, his comedy evolved. He doesn't do what he used to and that is ok. He's still an incredibly funny and talented person, and deserves all the success he has.
    But I do miss these days. These perfectly crafted bits that defined so many people's year.
    These jokes feel "ahead of their time" because this style of humor was carried on by so many people afterwards. Cryptocurrency satire, self-aware cringe "lmao gay" jokes. It was all so perfectly funny.
    Thank you Schlatt, and thank you to (almost) everyone else featured in this video. You've touched so many people since that fateful day in 1999. And we will always remember you.

    • @all_out_tripp7220
      @all_out_tripp7220 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m glad he’s doing what he likes now, but damn these were the good old days, almost every video featuring these guys were gold

    • @nsf574
      @nsf574 ปีที่แล้ว

      this hit hard

    • @bappp0
      @bappp0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i agree, this best of 2019 video is in my top 3 best youtube videos of all time

  • @alana-jadesalter7380
    @alana-jadesalter7380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2966

    TH-cam: “tell us what you thought of this video”
    Me: selects the category life changing

    • @Joxhr
      @Joxhr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The new house with the house of fun with friends and fun fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends friends fun fun friends fun and fun to play with friends friends fun fun friends friends and fun friends fun and fun friends play play and play fun fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun friends play and fun friends fun fun friends friends and fun

    • @alana-jadesalter7380
      @alana-jadesalter7380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Josh LMAOO WHAT

    • @Joxhr
      @Joxhr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The

    • @alana-jadesalter7380
      @alana-jadesalter7380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Josh it’s 3am for me please don’t do this to me I beg

    • @Joxhr
      @Joxhr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Josh

  • @jagged1725
    @jagged1725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3206

    Jschlatt : Neutral Evil
    Callmecarson : Chaotic Neutral
    Slimecicle : Chaotic Good
    Traves : Neutral Good

    • @Nobody-707
      @Nobody-707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      charlie is chaotic neutral
      schlatt is chaotic evil

    • @maniandbeano
      @maniandbeano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Charlie is Chaotic Evil with Jschlatt being Lawful Evil

    • @deffonotdio6751
      @deffonotdio6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Poke is chaotic evil

    • @billygriffin8817
      @billygriffin8817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I love how nobody is lawful

    • @Koozul
      @Koozul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nobody 707 yeah they can’t tell me Charlie is chaotic good after that monopoly episode

  • @JanoyCresvaZero
    @JanoyCresvaZero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1444

    It’s amazing just how big you became in 2019 Schlatt. I’m interested in seeing you become one of the biggest streamers on the internet bud. I still think the Stal drama between you and Ant was my favorite moment of the last year.
    Here’s to more goofs in 2020!

    • @zakksharp631
      @zakksharp631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Terminal Cancer no doubt

    • @ajdinspahic9828
      @ajdinspahic9828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It helps that he is the reincarnate of Norm McDonald

    • @melonbals5512
      @melonbals5512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      of corce thats when jshlat will be preesident of the udnited states of america ,

    • @deceptivelysmallman
      @deceptivelysmallman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      and the moment when he landed the fall after being flung up in the air by the ender dragon, only to come back and kill it, then the face reveal, amazing

    • @joeyhiguera2931
      @joeyhiguera2931 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ajdin Spahić isn’t Norm McDonald still alive?

  • @vp_viper3626
    @vp_viper3626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    4:04 schalatt it the only person that can make a person with a gun scared

  • @Dan-vb7lz
    @Dan-vb7lz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    "I never knew my real ladder" is the funniest thing to happen this year. The build up and the realization are beyond perfect

    • @Joxhr
      @Joxhr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And I can come to the game play and fun game and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and play fun and fun to play with friends and fun fun game fun friends and fun friends friends and fun friends fun and play play and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and play fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and play play and play with friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun fun tyioiuttreeertjkk

    • @goofman4332
      @goofman4332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Josh hey , shut up

    • @GyspyCrusader
      @GyspyCrusader 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soos Zoos hey, shut up

    • @goofman4332
      @goofman4332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      J H hey shut up

    • @raynova8055
      @raynova8055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Soos Zoos hey, shut up

  • @roosterball1999
    @roosterball1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1011

    *"Cash... or credit?"*
    That line was unironically badass.

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4472

    my tip made it in at 1:16 pretty epic ngl

    • @sliikk
      @sliikk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Stanky Fish licker fax 😎😎😎😎

    • @Exportasjpeg
      @Exportasjpeg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lets be real here. No one cares that you’re verified. Second, a verified TH-camr only donating 5 bucks. Ok buddy

    • @sliikk
      @sliikk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@Exportasjpeg what did you donate?

    • @Exportasjpeg
      @Exportasjpeg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kashean none cause I’m no verified TH-camr

    • @sliikk
      @sliikk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@Exportasjpeg then stfu

  • @74R45
    @74R45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Therapist: the invisible pigman cannot hurt you, he’s not real.
    ConnorEatsPants: 29:05

  • @motivationallizard8422
    @motivationallizard8422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14700

    I’m mildly offended that I’m not featured in this video

    • @wolffza1078
      @wolffza1078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +640

      I'm offended on your behalf

    • @sparks3430
      @sparks3430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +516

      That's not a very motivational thing to say

    • @motivationallizard8422
      @motivationallizard8422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +900

      Sparks ur a winner kiddo, don’t you ever forget

    • @Zoochiini
      @Zoochiini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Seems like a one tapper

    • @Joxhr
      @Joxhr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I am going with my little sister to the new house with her and friends friends with her and fun fun and play play and play fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and play play and fun to play with friends and

  • @g1234538
    @g1234538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    schlatt: you gotta do it with a brooklyn accent
    schlatt: *sounds the same*

  • @piklface8902
    @piklface8902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    "It's taxes!"
    "We haves cookie!"
    traves

    • @Joxhr
      @Joxhr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And fun to play with friends and fun friends friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is the way you can come with fun friends friends and fun friends friends play with fun fun and fun friends friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends friends and fun fun friends friends and fun friends friends

    • @matthewg7430
      @matthewg7430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Josh u good josh?

    • @Joxhr
      @Joxhr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Eg

  • @judeymoody701
    @judeymoody701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1491

    schlatt: *tells jokes without the punch line*
    us: ᴛᴏᴘ ɴᴏᴛᴄʜ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅʏ

  • @jipsohipso
    @jipsohipso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    "Where there's a will."
    *Looks at Wilbur*

  • @grapes5672
    @grapes5672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    11:49
    The Potato Joke
    A man named Fred was well into middle age, and had never had a
    "relationship" with a woman. He was unattractive, poor, and had little
    you could call personality. His strong moral upbringing prevented him
    from paying for sex. He had all but resolved to spend the rest of his
    life a frustrated virgin, when he read an article in a travel magazine
    about the wild women of the French Riviera. A plan formed in Fred's mind;
    for three years he saved every spare penny until he could afford a short,
    one-week vacation on the Riviera.
    He arrived at his hotel and nervously changed into his beachwear: baggy
    bermuda shorts, a white sleeveless T-shirt, brown shoes, brown sox. He
    walked on the beach, his head swiveling from one eye-popping, bikini-clad
    beauty to another. But none gave him the slightest glance. After
    patrolling the beach until dusk, he noticed a Frenchman, also middle-aged,
    surrounded by adoring young women. Cornering the Frenchman, Fred blurted
    out his sad tale.
    "I came here hoping to meet women," Fred explained to the sympathetic
    Frenchman, "And I only have 5 days to go. What can I do to be more like
    you?" The Frenchman looked him up and down, and said, "Monsieur, it eez
    your costume. You must buy the tiny men's bikini like mine, some sandals,
    some chic sunglasses, and voila! you will soon meet many women."
    So Fred returned to his hotel room, ran down to the shops on the street
    level, and bought everything that the Frenchman had recommended. The next
    morning he struggled into his very tight and very tiny new bathing suit,
    donned his sandals and sunglasses, sucked in his gut and went down to the
    beach. This time, as he strolled by the many beauties sunning themselves,
    a few heads turned, and a few titters of laughter seemed directed his way.
    Upset, he soon found the Frenchman again and, displaying his new outfit,
    complained that women were still largely ignoring him. "What am I doing
    wrong?" Fred asked.
    "Well Monsieur," responded the Frenchman, "It eez a delicate subject.
    You seem to be somewhat lacking in a certain department valued highly by
    our young ladies. What I suggest you do is to go to the supermarket, buy
    a potato, and stick it in your bathing suit." Although Fred thought this
    was an odd suggestion, he was getting desperate, and decided he would try
    anything, given his short time remaining.
    The next morning, he put on his new costume, Then shoved a long, curved,
    uncooked potato into his trunks. He went out on the beach, this time
    getting a strong reaction. Women everywhere on the beach were elbowing
    each other, pointing at Fred, and whispering together. Frantic, Fred ran
    up to the Frenchman.
    "NOW what am I doing wrong!?" he screamed. The Frenchman glanced at him
    and replied in a frosty voice, " *Damn* "

  • @findog3395
    @findog3395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1862

    45:49 schlatt stealing from his own ender chest

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      _s t o n k s_

    • @thenyquilchannel8738
      @thenyquilchannel8738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      One of the best clips tbh

    • @impazie
      @impazie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      schlatt more like boomer

    • @IaintStoopid
      @IaintStoopid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      L haha funny made me laugh which is like laughed and or laughing haha

    • @grqfes
      @grqfes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "oh my god. theres some stuff in here"

  • @jus9395
    @jus9395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    schlatt talking to travis vs antvenom is like the gordan ramsey meme of kids vs adults

  • @XboxSpide
    @XboxSpide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    That first SMP live stream with Ant and Schlatt will never NOT make me nostalgic, despite it being under a year ago. Everything about the beginning of SMP Live was amazing and I miss it so much, but life is about moving forward.

    • @midnight_matter8707
      @midnight_matter8707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And the fact 2019 ended with him and Ant killing the Ender Dragon...

  • @ethanarmstrong7929
    @ethanarmstrong7929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    First time I watched this in 2 years. Damn, "Schlatt" got me cry'en over here. Thanks for making my shit life happier when I needed it so much, idk how else I would have gotten through sophomore and junior year without you. It's crazy to think how much you have influenced and shaped me, maybe that's a weird thought that you completely changed a person but rest assured it was for the better, so don't worry. I didn't understand people but through your jokes and since of humor that I gained from watching your streams I was no longer the annoying guy at school. Even when I was, you taught me to say fuck you when people judge you because "you shouldn't care what they think, as long as your happy, fuck 'em." That is something that I will never forget.
    I even took computer science in junior year because that was your job at the busiest time of your life and that was possibly the best/worst class I have ever been in depending on how you look at it. Because of you and your guidance I started streaming, even though it didn't pay off at all, those 100s of hours playing the games I wanted to play (like you said to do so long ago) to literally no one was so much fun. Through your advise, I have started writing a book and looking back on the many spelling and grammar errors it might seem hopeless, but you gave me all the hope I needed.
    If you ever decide to stream on twitch again, Rex_Infinity will happily be able to give you his 12 month tier 3 sub to you "Big Guy".
    Thank you for everything.... and take your own advice and do what you want, fuck what we want. I know you are a passionate person that has made many amazing projects even if they were under appreciated at the time, but you still made them knowing full well they wouldn't do well. Now that's inspiring.

    • @Bighomie39
      @Bighomie39 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have come to realize 2019 was a goated year and I didn't even know it at the time

  • @emmakovalic285
    @emmakovalic285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    5:08 the lady spinning attached to the helicopter is actually one of my favorite things all year. I laugh every time I see it hahaha (especially with schlatt going "don't laugh! Don- ahahaha don't lau- ahahahahHAAHAHA)

    • @o3_o3_28
      @o3_o3_28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The edit of that video with the interstellar music is golden

  • @chxns
    @chxns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    3:58 I love it every time I see this clip the visible anxiety shakiness in this voice and hands, and in pure desperation swagger tries to *hit him* with the gun

    • @XxHellCatxX
      @XxHellCatxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its so fucking scary, isn't it?

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He just yeets the gun at him like it’ll work. Amazing what some people do under pressure.

  • @ToxicSama
    @ToxicSama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    "The tax people", I'm already liking this

    • @Pleshie
      @Pleshie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      We have cookies!

    • @Liane_the_Tran_Can
      @Liane_the_Tran_Can 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "It's the taxes!"

    • @casper4739
      @casper4739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “We haves cookie”

  • @mo3bo
    @mo3bo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    “We haves cookie.” is the cutest shit ever

  • @faireroux8802
    @faireroux8802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2143

    “where there’s a will”
    *slowly turns to stare at wilbur*

  • @trishial8212
    @trishial8212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    This is a lie, this isn't the best of 2019, the best of 2019 would be every single stream you did this year

  • @rustyshade2971
    @rustyshade2971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    Schlatt laughing like a maniac while Carson is crying is my new personality

    • @reedipoo333
      @reedipoo333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      PLEASE I NEED A TIME STAMP

    • @rustyshade2971
      @rustyshade2971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@reedipoo333 here ya go
      43:23

    • @deaaronfox5
      @deaaronfox5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i miss carson dude :{

    • @TheOnlyJubYT
      @TheOnlyJubYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@deaaronfox5 yeah, most people do

    • @burgervendor8616
      @burgervendor8616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheOnlyJubYT even now that he's back, it's not the same since he lost most of his friends. Still a fun guy though

  • @unchartedchartz
    @unchartedchartz ปีที่แล้ว +29

    It is incredible just how many people that are now very canceled Schlatt interacted with in 2019

    • @luicifiero
      @luicifiero ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's always the minecraft youtubers i swear

  • @bigyikes8224
    @bigyikes8224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Hearing gumball say "what's popping" triggers my fight or flight instinct

  • @sunnah3580
    @sunnah3580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    schlatt's laugh at 43:35 has had me crying of laughter for hours please help

    • @alexplaysgd
      @alexplaysgd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      are you still laughing

  • @kingkhana5925
    @kingkhana5925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    The intro is how people will get drafted into the army

    • @Swaosss
      @Swaosss 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What video is that clip from?

    • @hihi-pr8fs
      @hihi-pr8fs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Swaosss it's from slimesicles Minecraft vr

    • @Joxhr
      @Joxhr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And I can come to the new house with friends friends and fun friends fun fun friends friends and fun fun and play

    • @Izzy129
      @Izzy129 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      we haves cookies

  • @slapstick2199
    @slapstick2199 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I had completely forgotten that techno and schlatt won Minecraft monday together, shits sad, we’re gonna miss that

  • @dorothylauchnor8677
    @dorothylauchnor8677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Best way to start 2020: over an hour of Jschlatt content

  • @anma1258
    @anma1258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    "best of schlatt 2019"
    *sees over 1 hour and 25 mins*
    sounds about right

  • @reaganbrode2150
    @reaganbrode2150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    Let’s see if we get a 2020 one
    Before he either gets drafted or elected

    • @jen-ac
      @jen-ac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I try to keep up with memes, news etc. But what's this about getting drafted?

    • @zurog7742
      @zurog7742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Jen W we just killed Iran’s military leader, the draft thing is just a meme though. We have tons of reservists. Just enjoy the Schlatt.

    • @deceptivelysmallman
      @deceptivelysmallman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      if he gets elected then he gets to draft his enemies

    • @themanmadeofcrab24
      @themanmadeofcrab24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@deceptivelysmallman BREAKING NEWS: President schlatt drafts a music disc called stal into the us military

    • @deceptivelysmallman
      @deceptivelysmallman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@themanmadeofcrab24 no make it go away i dont like it oweee ow ow nooooooooooooooooooo

  • @fawnfever418
    @fawnfever418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    “when there’s a will...”
    *looks straight at Wilbur*

  • @myfriendkirby
    @myfriendkirby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    HERE’S TO THE NEW PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

    • @ralfilves
      @ralfilves 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey

    • @sorat5000
      @sorat5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ralfilves fuck you Olabama

    • @bungercolumbus
      @bungercolumbus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Better than trump. Better than obunga

    • @Joxhr
      @Joxhr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The way I’ll go with you again but it is a little too much to

    • @jhanks2012
      @jhanks2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine thinking Biden was a "duly elected" "president" ... Ignorance is bliss, they say

  • @purpite1001
    @purpite1001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Jschlatt was definitely my favourite content creator of 2019 by a LONG shot, every video of his made me smile or laugh in one way or the other and I'm sure 2020 will be even better, keep up the amazing work.

  • @ArdentPrayer
    @ArdentPrayer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    January 1st: Pope slaps lady
    January 2nd: World War III trends
    January 3rd: Best of Jschlatt 2019

    • @Y.o.w.t.f
      @Y.o.w.t.f 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69 likes, I'm not going to ruin that

    • @Subt0nix
      @Subt0nix 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Y.o.w.t.f someone else did it for you

    • @zippydoges9142
      @zippydoges9142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beep Boop 420 I’m not gonna change that

    • @ray2887
      @ray2887 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zippy Doges someone else did it for you

  • @whenvibes1330
    @whenvibes1330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have watched this at least 10 times now..... Who else is watching this at the end of 2020 wishing to go back..... to appreciate what we had, what we have, and what we will have. To be grateful in the moment and to live life like its our last. To appreciate everything we have here and now. Thank you, Jschlatt. You have brought me through many hard times....

  • @Vad3251
    @Vad3251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    8:24 combined with charlie's/slimecicle's capabilities of saying only punchlines in a rapid succession we could get full jokes

  • @morgannrodgers
    @morgannrodgers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    “there’s no diamonds for the boofed”
    -jschlatt

    • @spycrab4865
      @spycrab4865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i love that line

  • @Acanofsoda-sf2eu
    @Acanofsoda-sf2eu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    I don’t know why but I love the way traves says “we haves cookie”

    • @Joxhr
      @Joxhr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am a good friend with fun fun friends friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun up

    • @SomeGuyHowGoesIt
      @SomeGuyHowGoesIt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Joxhr you ok josh

    • @dt5081
      @dt5081 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hilka h

    • @nameless-user
      @nameless-user 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josh r/ihadastroke

  • @endruv_2287
    @endruv_2287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    How is it 2022 and I'm already feeling nostalgia for this. Good times. Before Covid, Minecraft was still popular...2019 was a really good year.
    The Jschlatt/Antvenom beef is legendary

  • @realpepsicola
    @realpepsicola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Jschlatt discovering the pig villager is forever the best clip

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The villager wasn't even attacking him, it was just perfect timing that it went to shut the door. Schlatt doesn't realise and it leads to one of the greatest comedic moments out there.

    • @TheRealArcher-gn6wo
      @TheRealArcher-gn6wo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah man, the ender dragon clip makes me flat out orgasm

  • @Moldybaguette
    @Moldybaguette 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Can’t wait for when he becomes president and we get the “best of Schlatts presidency” video

    • @chlomance
      @chlomance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      he shall fix all the mistakes done by obama

    • @zookkee1189
      @zookkee1189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blursed

    • @obscureweeb356
      @obscureweeb356 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I appreciate your name. Very cultured human

  • @punyr
    @punyr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    "I should revise for the exam that determines my future"
    *1 hour shlatt vid*

    • @finlayduncan2895
      @finlayduncan2895 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Punyr lmao I fr got an exam next week

  • @AngellicRuby
    @AngellicRuby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hopefully we get that best of schlatt 2020 video soon, love you big guy. Here's to two years of watching and many more to come

  • @pythontron8710
    @pythontron8710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Y'all remember that one extremely popular and extremely old PewDiePie funny montage? That video is a relic and part of internet history, and videos like these that recap an entire year's worth of content will stand the test of time to become some of the most nostalgic things on the internet. Being as this video came out yesterday, it's hard to believe how many memories will come pouring back in when you rewatch it in 5 years.

  • @twamigo6817
    @twamigo6817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    28:36 even though i know what he looks like i just cannot imagine him making that noise in real life

    • @mias2745
      @mias2745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same

    • @Papabandana
      @Papabandana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh yeah, Mr. Krabs...

  • @yeetogaming9628
    @yeetogaming9628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    2019 was a great year, I found you, Travis, and Carson all in one year.

    • @connortoenail
      @connortoenail 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They have such a good friend group.

    • @user-lm7ex9ro9m
      @user-lm7ex9ro9m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jawsh too

    • @Joxhr
      @Joxhr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The game is fun fun and fun fun to play with friends and fun friends friends fun fun friends friends and fun friends friends fun fun friends friends and fun friends friends fun fun friends friends and fun fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends friends fun fun friends friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun fun friends friends fun fun friends fun and fun to play with friends

    • @qdawgger
      @qdawgger 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josh are you okay?

    • @FanFoRlYfE
      @FanFoRlYfE 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Umm... should we be concerned?

  • @b.8662
    @b.8662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    this is still the best, funniest vid I`ve ever seen the pure comedic energy...I really miss the old days

  • @miniminerx
    @miniminerx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    No Schlatt. Simply: Thank you. You've given me so much joy and laughter I thought was long lost ago in nostalgia. You proved to me that nostalgia is just an illusion, and times like these can be eternal, especially when I can enjoy your content with friends. Thank you for many of my favorite memories.

    • @bigolworm3045
      @bigolworm3045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What are you gay

    • @skoopy4090
      @skoopy4090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BigOlWorm brug

    • @slllyy4985
      @slllyy4985 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude plays wii games now

    • @NaschAzure
      @NaschAzure 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok

  • @brashtakks7473
    @brashtakks7473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    You know that party city joke really makes me laugh, really busts my gut; not just because Shalatt can deliver jokes in such an unorthodox and unique manner where the punchline still is delivered in a top notch manner, but the joke is also funny because Party City (found in the New York Stock Exchange as PRTY) is legitimately and actually going out of business soon, mostly due to a helium shortage that will soon bleed the company dry, as no party is completed without Mylar balloons filled with the precious element, Helium. They also had an abysmal 3rd quarter 2019.
    Party City stock lost roughly 70% equity on the 7th of November, and I need to make that money back somehow.
    Please beat up the cashier goblins when you go to Party City. I'm begging you. I'll do anything just please I need you to do it bro please please

    • @ChimChump11
      @ChimChump11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bruh literally the party city in my town shut down lol

    • @arnoio8355
      @arnoio8355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This comment is the summation of internet humor

    • @HarryG98
      @HarryG98 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      BattleEmpoleon nothing about it is comedic in any sense

  • @Boxmancr
    @Boxmancr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I love how everyone took like 2 seconds before laughing at him not saying the punchline, as if they keep expecting him to say it

  • @valora390.
    @valora390. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Seeing Mini Ladd in this video felt just a bit... Poorly aged? Cringy? Maybe both?
    Thank God Schlatt doesn't associate with him anymore.

    • @Aryan-rx9rl
      @Aryan-rx9rl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      True.

    • @tnkl_4254
      @tnkl_4254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The clips with him are actually funny but they're hard to laugh at seeing that it's that shitterton

    • @muted_EXE
      @muted_EXE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      When it said *Mini joined* at 7:20 i had a heart attack.. It just hurts to hear him. Im glad Schlatt doesnt associate with him to.

    • @tnkl_4254
      @tnkl_4254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @UCT7riYyMZPl_Z0KIar2vDRg Craig got allegations of sexual activities and flirting with minors with legit evidence from the alleged victims, they didn't stay alleged long tho as craig admitted to the allegations being true on his twitter, took a month break, and is still yet to apologize on his YT channel

    • @vmoney3544
      @vmoney3544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wait what happened

  • @clummpylemming7620
    @clummpylemming7620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    I think “possibly a Jew” was one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard on the jschlatt TH-cam channel

    • @carkmaker
      @carkmaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I liked "the first confirmed kill for the NYPD".

  • @timbit4tim
    @timbit4tim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1095

    JSchlatt mispronouncing Russian animal names is my favorite thing.
    Bonk is actually pronounced 'Volk' which means Wolf.

  • @thismustbeisaac
    @thismustbeisaac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    JSchlatt's best moments 2019: The MInecraft Talent Show

  • @just_a_simp6880
    @just_a_simp6880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I just watched the 2020 recap and now I finished the 2019 as well, 4 hours of my life weren’t wasted

  • @Kavycks
    @Kavycks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    The beating the Ender Dragon in SMPLive one genuinely made me tear up, it just gives me this overwhelming, and undescribable feeling of victory, sadness, happiness, and wholesomeness simultaneously, and it's just...
    Incredible.
    Congratulations Schlatt, you've come so far, and along the way, you've made and will continue to make a huge influence on TH-cam, on your fans like me, and just everything you're involved in overall.
    Congrats man, and best wishes in 2020.
    Edit:
    P.S.
    I heard some kid in my hallway at school yell "YA LIKE DICK AND BALLS" at the top of his lungs in the middle of class when I was going to get a drink, so that's one way you're making an influence too I guess lol.

    • @smalls1485
      @smalls1485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wonder if the water bucket was planned because it would be so hard to do that on the spot but also planning for that would be such a gamble

    • @ns.5699
      @ns.5699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IM STILLL TRYING TO FIGURE WHAT THE SONG IS I WANT TO LISTEN TO IT

    • @anaschon
      @anaschon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ns.5699 its from the ost to a game called celeste! i think the actual song is called starjump its awesome

    • @simonejoys6278
      @simonejoys6278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that plus the nostalgia... i may have choked up watching it tonight

  • @jBun12
    @jBun12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    32:01 that's a laugh I haven't heard in years...

    • @purestofsouls
      @purestofsouls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A-Aron Donald however, he’s back.

  • @Fel_artificial
    @Fel_artificial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    2:13 bruh the cave sound started playing when he turned around, it went so well

  • @bl1tzs490
    @bl1tzs490 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watching this 3 years later hittin different, was so much better back then, probably cause we were all younger.

  • @mrmeeseeks5637
    @mrmeeseeks5637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    0:38
    As someone who works at a party city this is 100% true come on down and beat me for ten dollars use code schlatt for up to 0% off

    • @mr.bingusthecat
      @mr.bingusthecat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yo where do i sign up for this, lowkey would be down to get beat up for 10 bucks

    • @Y.o.w.t.f
      @Y.o.w.t.f 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's the point of the code then

    • @chrispg51
      @chrispg51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We’re are going out of business

  • @lucidlullaby894
    @lucidlullaby894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    22:10 This is how seagulls communicate

    • @rakin1134
      @rakin1134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And shortly after they say "Listen to me motherfucker."

  • @mono.isgtds
    @mono.isgtds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Adam is a man haunted by his past.

  • @leorapai2850
    @leorapai2850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Schlatt's Minecraft avatar is just..well
    It fits in all the right moments
    When he's telling jokes the avatar makes it so much more funny
    But in Charlie's video when he was controlling the weather it made him seem much more intimidating

  • @BigIcedCoffee
    @BigIcedCoffee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    “White people”
    -Skydoesminecraft 2019

    • @buckethat4178
      @buckethat4178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mega Squeeze Underrated comment 😂

    • @thippytoes3929
      @thippytoes3929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Fuckin mayonnaise

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    Here's to another great year!
    _Hopefully you won't get drafted._

    • @hughesmongous9960
      @hughesmongous9960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We aren’t going to war

    • @mabblepabble
      @mabblepabble 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah, italics are back.

    • @verysuspiciousstew5011
      @verysuspiciousstew5011 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah dang.

    • @claritystephens7154
      @claritystephens7154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hughesmongous9960 We probably are tbh

    • @nexusxe
      @nexusxe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Off-Centred UwU you are the kind of people that are ruining the whole equal rights thing:
      "We want equal rights but only when it benefits us!!!" like jesus you need to grow up

  • @its_queenkaitlyn6530
    @its_queenkaitlyn6530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    36:44 are we not going to talk about how far his head turns?

    • @Xbrine-
      @Xbrine- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @shrimo1420
    @shrimo1420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Literally every comment in a video with Carson in it
    “It’S jUsT nOt ThE sAmE”

    • @Venom-kf5no
      @Venom-kf5no 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah as if it would help if they invade every comment section.

    • @rsceway7945
      @rsceway7945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Venom-kf5no it's annoying as shit too, let me enjoy my content cuh

    • @wooonerf3195
      @wooonerf3195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or you get:
      "tHIs dIdN'T aGe wElL"

  • @querb6881
    @querb6881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Jschlatt: went to Harvard university
    Also jschlatt: 6:14

    • @timothyschmiedl251
      @timothyschmiedl251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait did he actually go to Harvard

    • @Domino-bn1ke
      @Domino-bn1ke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@timothyschmiedl251 he said he’s a computer science graduate and that’s why he’s in $90,000 in debt

    • @Domino-bn1ke
      @Domino-bn1ke 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      graduate of Harvard*

    • @n8h44n
      @n8h44n 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@timothyschmiedl251 no lol

    • @n8h44n
      @n8h44n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Domino-bn1ke he dropped out to pursue youtube but he was a compsci major

  • @Thundertronprime
    @Thundertronprime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    28:37 schlatt sounds like the oh yeah mister crabs scream.

  • @kellenl920
    @kellenl920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    glad i could see all the great things you’ve done this year. i hope you work out a balance between work and sleep and i hope this next year is even better for you. Game On

    • @zdizzlestar
      @zdizzlestar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i agree kellen !!!!

  • @memki88
    @memki88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m rewatching this for the thousandth time, and when the SootHouse part happened it made me sad all over again.

  • @deo1965
    @deo1965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "There's no diamonds for the Boofed"
    -Jschlatt