PB Dio: *ignores glass, chugs straight from the bottle like a barbarian and slams it down on the table* DIO: *uses Stand to pull out chair and properly swirls wineglass before drinking like a pro*
Diet Sexual_Chocolate DIO: Must...resist...urge...to...extend...pinky...finger... (Finger reflexively extends) DIO: Must...drink...from...bottle... (Hand instead pours a glass and forces him to sip slowly) DIO: Must...insult...woman...walking...by... (Instead bows and opens door for her) DIO: ls there anything I can do in this stupid body? (Poses like a champ) DIO: DIO finds this acceptable.
There’s something that’s so hilarious to me about seeing these characters casually taking drinks or whatever they’re doing and just hearing the sounds of people beating the shit out of each other and violently yelling in the background.
@@emeraldblaziken exactly so who taught DIO what a road roller was, like who walked up to the strongest person in Za Warudo and goes, "Hey I'm going to teach you about modern technology!"
Speedwagon: pulls out newspaper Headline: local 15 year old Italian boy kills kingpin and takes over crime organization Side note: Still no word on Stone Ocean adaptation
Jotaro: *_*ANGRILY PUTS CUP DOWN_****** Kakyoin: **is the definition of class and chill** Fugo: *_*Dramatically sits in chair_**** Kars: **Seductively poses to self under table** Dio: **shakes wineglass like dat ass**
Phantom Blood: Jonathan Joestar - 0:00. Will A. Zeppeli - 0:05. Robert E. O. Speedwagon - 0:10. Dio Brando - 3:59. Battle Tendency: Joseph Joestar - 0:16. Ceaser Anthonio Zeppeli - 0:21. Lisa Lisa - 0:26. Rudol von Stroheim - 0:30. Esidisi - 4:04. Wanuu - 4:10. Kars - 4:16. To be continued...
Imagine all of them sitting down relaxing,drinking coffe,wine,water or cola,eatting,reading,sleeping,creeping,hiding, putting there feet up,and smoking at the same table
0:40 i like how kakyoin adjusts the chair a little bit to face the table, also lifts up the coaster, takes a small whiff of the smell of the drink before drinking it-
-Esidisi kicks chair
-Dio throws motorcycle at Esidisi
Dio: Respect your chairs
Anugia Giast Respect your motorcycles.
That’s the way dio thaece maners
Chairs > motorcycles
4:05
Anugia 1,000th like
1:29
Okuyasu:”Wow, this water is amazing! Now time to go fi-“
*S H E E R H E A R T A T T A C K*
Sheer heart attack has no weakness
Sheer heart attack
That's what happened to Okuyasu as soon as sheer heart attack gets yeeted at him
I think it was coffee
Mmm this is some great coffee time to go fi- *Okuyasu fucking dies*
@@theaustraliankangapus16 that is true not even star platnium could destroy it.
People in the foreground: Resting at a table
People in the background: screaming, roaring, stand crys and explosions
Fourth Horsemen Death only in eyes of heaven
This is fine
Another day in Morioh
It truly is a crazy noisy bizarre town.
Im wondering why are they still open.
1:33 while koichi is being a well mannered boy, you can hear someone being ass blasted in the background
*ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA*
Koichi want to live quiet life, so Jotaro kicks Kira in face.
@@killerqueen1733 that's Josuke 8
Chaotic good
What a nice little man
4:04
Man. Don't ya'll hate it when you're relaxing in a cafe and then someone throws a motorcycle at you out of nowhere?
That would be hurt
Cuz you don't respect your chair
Yeah
Yeah, it gets annoying all the time.
always happens to me
Esidisi: *Enjoys the beautiful streets of Morioh*
Dio Brando: *Autistic screeching, Yeets motorcycle at Esidisi*
Dio: "SIT ON THE CHAIR"
Esidisi: "what is a chair?"
Boom
*B O O M*
*_ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA_*
I know but after DIO road rollerled Jotaro. Then Jotaro started to ORA ORA the roadroller
4:04
“ man what a wonderful day , I could just sit here and relax and take m mind off this pillar man Stu- “
Dio : **MOTA ROLLA DA**
555
*MOTOROLA DA ！！*
*MOZZARELLA-DA*
@Wildy Duce Chikadzu kanaka teme wo buchi no me tenain de na
Bruno: Sits on chair
Bruno: Working Mother Breath
Bruno: Goes back to the Fight
4:04
*Esidisi relaxes in chair *
Dio: *YEET*
*Poses
*Loses health that was just gained.
Esidisi: *CRI*
Also with pucci lol
Do you know that theme 4:04
1:27 love how Okuyasu gets nae nae'd as soon as he gets up
*GET NAE NAE’D*
he got a “GET NAE NAE’D BITCH”
*sike u just got nae naed*
*nani the fucku*
I think that was the bubble bomb idk but maybe it is it's like his step death?
I heard sonna!
4:08
Phantom blood dio throws motor cycles
In star dust crusaders he can now throw full sized steam rollers
**C H A R A C T E R D E V L O P M E NT**
An oil tanker to u
@@MuhammadRidho-vb2fb in the remake of part 3 they changed it to a steam roller.
It was nerfed
But the oil tanker still remains in eoh stardust crusaders final stage
How does he know what a road roller is but not know what automobiles are that much...
Okuyasu: "Wow! This is amazing!" *BOOM*
Jake Skipworth yeah he gets some health back and then he gets nuked afterward.
Jake Skipworth Quite the explosive flavor
Jake Skipworth Killer Queen has already touched that tea cup..
Killer queen has already touched that drink.
*Sheer heart attack has no weaknesses*
3:16
Jotaro: "Are you finished already?"
Pucci: "I suppo-"
Jotaro: *ORAORAORAORAORAORA*
Same thing at 4:06 but with a godamn motorbike
Didn't knew he could be so polite.
Jonathan Joestar well he is your great great grandson how, different could he be from you?
1:30 and here exept with a rocket launcher
Mr Lowkey well I didn't call my mother a bitch... But she isn't alive to begin with so... Yeah.
3:16 Pucci: Alright, now time to finish off the fi-
Jotaro: Hi.
*insert pucci flying into the window*
🤣🤣
4:07
"Hey, Esidesei. I couldn't find the steamroller, so I had to improvise."
M O T E R R O L A D A
I LAUGH AT THAT LMAO
@@mr.macbeth3286 qqqqq
That's one of the best comments I've ever read on a JJBA video
Okuyaso: heals
0.5 seconds later: *DiEs*
S H E E R H E A R T A T T A C K
*K O C C H I W O M I R O*
_L O O K O V E R H E R E_
*Understandable, have a great day*
1:27 Lmao
>smokes cigarette
>heals
This game is giving some bad messages to the kiddes.
And why are the kids playing Jojo's?
because kiddies gotta understand that the way of life is JoJo
Sheer Heart Attack yeah, don't stop at one, smoke three at once for extra health.
+tjlnintendo You thought the way of life was JoJo, but it was me, DIO!
At least Metal Gear teaches you that lesson properly
at least Jotaro was nice enough to let Pucci finish his cherry before slamming him against the glass
Of all the people to start reroing, it had to be him.
Every boi that does the rero is gonna get his ass kicked by jotaro
Battle manners
Lol same with AC/DC and Dio
Reminded him of an old friend
1:03
Petshop: *Does Its Animation*
Diego: *"Interesting."*
I just realized i spelled Diego's name wrong.
Diego: what in f# name are u doin
Diego suprised a bird is welcomed to a resteraunt lol
@@justinyreallife5688 Yea thats more fitting.
Ah yes, my favourite Brando. DEIGO!
@@Cudeus can I pee
Pucci: *eat's cherry*
Jotaro: STAR..
Upd: 3:13
*STAR-!
Lol
FINGA-
Pucci got raped
FINGAH
2:16 Bruno looks like an overworked mother just trying to get a break from raising his mafia children
Actually, he doesn't drink anything because *dead can't eat*
That's because he is an overworked mother just trying to get a break from raising his mafia children
He is
@@BN-zv7tn👌 shut
jotaro was WAITING for pucci to finish lmao
and then STAR FINGER! My sides were suffering X'D
Jotaro: "You done?"
Pucci: "Yeah."
Jotaro: "STAH FINGAHHH!"
lol *close up to Enry's flattened face*
well he did kill his daughter
radical 3:16 STAH FINGUH
Okuyasu getting bombed right after that shit eating grin
Communism With Giggles Killer Queen has already touched that cup.
AC-DC got a side of motorbike from dio after his own rest
Communism With Giggles I saw it too! 😂😂😂
3:15
Pucci: Aaah.. Now time to fi-
Star Platinum: *S T A R F I N G E R*
1:31 "To be continued "
🤣 I clicked on the timestamp and as soon as I read the comment I just bust out into tears.
1:29 Killer Queen has already touched that cup...
Rip cup it shall be remembered.
Rip Cuphead
It's actually sheer heart attack.
woosh
HAHAHAH SHIT
PB Dio: *ignores glass, chugs straight from the bottle like a barbarian and slams it down on the table*
DIO: *uses Stand to pull out chair and properly swirls wineglass before drinking like a pro*
SolidSilhouette
It took Dio 200 years to finally use his table manners
Its because Phantom Blood Dio was addicted to drinking like his father but i guess that wore off after 100 years in the ocean.
dead channel
That explains that too and is it 100 years? I thought it was 200
Cause DIO has Johnathan's manners which he inherited from his body lol
Diet Sexual_Chocolate
DIO: Must...resist...urge...to...extend...pinky...finger...
(Finger reflexively extends)
DIO: Must...drink...from...bottle...
(Hand instead pours a glass and forces him to sip slowly)
DIO: Must...insult...woman...walking...by...
(Instead bows and opens door for her)
DIO: ls there anything I can do in this stupid body?
(Poses like a champ)
DIO: DIO finds this acceptable.
Nobody:
The pillarmen: *Casually poses near a chair in middle battle*
And also Trish
Dio: *throws motorcycle at ACDC*
@@stickytoes9230 Dio: Respect your Chairs.
The best rest u can have
Trust me, is necessary for win the battle
4:05
Esidisi: *sits down for a second*
Esididi: *stands up*
Dio Brando: *smacks him in the face with a motorcycle*
Xd
M O T E R R O L A D A
DIO : YOU SHOULD RESPECT CHAIRS
@@LibraryOfRuina_Angelica ESIDISI: *N O*
he couldn't find his steam roller
4:00 *Yes!, It's time to be alcoholic!*
When youre drunk, will that make you stronger?
DIO!
dad please dont be drunk again
@@serv3534 bruh and that jotaro too
Dio Brando
Just like your dad...
I thought Kakyoin was going to do the rerorero thing
Edgar Gaebolg *_he fuckin should have oh my fucking god why dodnt they do that_*
eh he already has it as a taunt.
Edgar Gaebolg It's hot coffee so no
Edgar Gaebolg and i thought kira was going to use his "waifu's " hand to hold the coffee
Pucci looks like he's doing it, that close enough?
4:05 Ever have that day when you're having a nice squat next to a chair then some blond vampire throw a bike at you?! XD
Death Epyon ROADA RIDA DA!
WRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Dio:Hey you stupid ass bitch can you take that bike for a minute
Dio:oh you wont get a rest....
BOOM
Death Epyon What I just saw was the least sensical thing I've ever seen.
4:00 dio was taking a drink then esidisi tried to be sneaky and steal it and dio caught him in the act and threw a bike at him
3:17 I love how Jotaro straights up punches Pucci at the window
It was a star finger actually.
*And that’s how Stone Ocean **_really_** ended!*
Pucci: *YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME, THE PLOT-* I mean *FATE IS ON MY SIDE!*
0:30 is the kind of confidence i want in life.
"I should probably get to bed early tonight for work tomorrow."
Me at 4am: Watching a bunch of buff dudes drinking tea
And a dog
yup that's me rn
@@SuzutakeJP and a bird.
okuyasu: _drinks tea_
_is overjoyed_
_stands, healed_
_is immediately blown up_
*mmm watcha saayy*
Killer Queen has already touched that cup
Camelat i died at that
this comment is taking me back
Apparently Pillar men are empowered by Posing
vlad stronsy I knew that all those poses meant something: EVERYONE'S TRYING TO IMITATE THE PILLAR MEN'S POSE-HEALING!!!
the motorcycle exploding was great
vlad stronsy Trish did something similar-Trish is Pillar (Wo)man confirmed?
how did you not already know this
literally everyone in jojo is empowered by posing
3:30 Gyro wants to sleep
It’s his chamomile tea
It’s because it’s Sunday
Domenica!
1:27 “Uff let me rest for a bit”
1:31 “Now I Can finally OOOFF!!!”
*S H E E R H E A R T A T T A C K*
*H A S N O W E A K N E S S*
I'm fucking dying
*K O C C H I W O M I R O*
0:35
Jotaro: *Casually drinks while someone gets hit
He totally get mad
*c a s u a l l y*
The one getting hit I think is josuke and hitting him is mista
1:28 *OOF*
3:13 *OOOF*
4:05 *OOOOF*
Lmao
Healing prevention
3:13 Don't like coffee? Don't let Jotaro know.
Honestly this comment should be pinned
Guess we found out why Dio liked Pucci so much...
3:16
>gets up after enjoying some quality cherries
>STAR FINGAH
splat
Rerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorero
Jotaro star finger him asshole
How part 6 should have ended
"Ahh it's nice to have a rest once in a while, well time to kick jotaro's a- *Pucci Fucking Dies*
Love how Dio just trolls Esidisi by hurling a motorcycle in his face the moment he gets up XD
I love how the villains push in the chairs after they are done like “we may be evil but not that evil”
"I said evil not insane!"
Except pucci wasn't evil but okay....
We were bad, but now we're good
Every other character: *does something relatively normal to regain health*
Giorno Giovanna: *L A R G E G U L P O F P I S S*
Mista was supose to feed his Sex pistols with sliced balone
Kakyoin was suppose to play cherry with his tongue while yelling "reroreroreo"
Tuscany salami
and Koichi was supposed to have hair on his coffee
1:27 okuyasu: *drinks coffee or water*
Okuyasu: so good!
*got blasted by the attack or something*
SHEER HEART ATTACK HAS NO WEAKNESS
The face of a naturalized person ,
Okuyasu : WOW THIS COFFEE IS AMAZING TIME TO HELP JOSUKE!
Kira : *N O*
Kocchi wo miro.
_L O O K O V E R H E R E_
S H E E R H E A R T A T T A C K !
4:20 Vanilla Ice is resting for a moment
DIO charging from behind
MONKEY NANDAYO! ! !
Same with kars
Dio isn't pacient AT ALLLLLL
420!!!!
Nice
Vegeta that’s not dio
3:08 pucci: hey jotaro look at me
jotaro:i dont care die
1:30 that moment its almost perfect
1:03 there goes Diego, stalking his birds and all.
Diego: Man that bird looks tasty
Pet Shop: *licks wings*
Birds are dinosaurs, after all.
he’s waiting
Diego is fall in love with pet shop XD
3:15 How part 6 should have ended
ye pucci should eat cherry in cafe
True
EunKyu Song Than Get destroy by Star Platinum
@@j.j.hector735 than get road roller by dio
@@silverq3253
*_Roadda Rolla Da_*
2:16-2:19: When you realize there's no spaghetti
*sad best mom noises*
*d e p r e s s o n*
1:33
Koichi: "drinks tea"
Josuke8 in back: *ORAORAORA*
That Ora is from Gappy
@@KuudeNamba owh ok changing it
Its From josuke i think
Josuke is dora dora
Edit:woops it's part 8 josuke
To be honest kids can't drink tea or coffee like koichi
1:26 That moment when you come out of your camping spot.
No one:
The drinking SFX:
*SCHULRPRPRUHL*
nah id say its more like UGULGYLGL
more like ugggeiuehe
schrioulp
Blurbrlurbblurb
acdc: *poses*
Dio: M O T O R B I K E
*MOTORO BIKU DA*
Ueghhh
Dio: T'ehh!
3:34 *YES YES*
Mcdonalds
YES YES
YES YES
YES!
He was enjoying that mcdonalds coke
@@franfe146 yes yes yes oh my god
Finally he did it
1:37 the chaos in Yukako's background while she sips her drink is oddly comedic though.
2:53
(I forgot her name is ) : “Hmm I gonna drink fas-“
*C R A Z Y D I A M O N D*
Ermes
(H)ermès
"UHEH NYŪH"
Oh yeah btw it's Ermes/Hermes
you don't even know her name and want to make a meme
Its Ermes
Esidisi : * hides *
Dio : *SURPRISE BITCH * THROWS A BIKE AT HIS FACE* ..*
"HEY DOOFUS!! YOU FORGOT TO PARK YOUR BIKE!"
4:07
Esidisi:oh hello di-
Dio: *throws the motocycle*
MOTO CYCLE DA!!!
*_Y O I N K_*
4:08 MOTORU CYCRO DAAAA
'YOU WILL NEVER ENJOY ANOTHER BEVERAGE!
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!"
GreatBlast G5 RODA ROLLA DA DEMO VERSION
Dio literally just flicked a motorcycle at him.
LOL
GreatBlast G5 he just casually threw it,like it's something people do every day
1:29 “This water is so good!”
*”o h s h i t”*
S H E E R H E A R T A T T A C K H A S N O F U C K I N G W E A K N E S S
He died by a explosive melon
*explodes*
1:18
Hol Horse: *Relaxing and smoking
Josuke on the back: *YEET*
Edit: It's the leaked video of the new JJBA Spin-Off starring Josuke and Hol Horse
joestar family secret technique
1:30 "yeah I'm well rested and-"
*explodes*
*FUCK*
3:16
jotaro:hi pucci
pucci:oh shi- *ORA ORA ORA INTENSIFIES*
STAR FINGAH!
The Anime Files **LAW AND ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT**
Pucci got rape
he used star finger not Ora Ora
@@incrediblekallerope5268 ok?
I love how Dio just chucks a motorcycle at Esidisi
MOTOA CYCRO DA
Dio: You done yet?
Esidisi: Yeah.
Dio: [Chucks motorcycle]
King D i swear i laughed so hard at the part it caught me off gaurd😭😭😭
ROADO RIDA DAAAA
King D
dio: hey esidisi. fuck you
2:10
Giorno’s tea may be served by Abbacchio
U right man
Abbacchio is the best Of making Tea
😭
No frickin way!
nARANCIA LOOKS SO TINY IN THAT CHAIR AAHHH
*Koichi barely had his head over the table!*
He is best boi
lmfao Okuyasu fucking exploding right after that big smile caught me off guard
I half expected it because it's Okuyasu.
lol same here
and that's where the anime comes into place
Maybe the coffee was made by Tonio
*oh nooo*
There’s something that’s so hilarious to me about seeing these characters casually taking drinks or whatever they’re doing and just hearing the sounds of people beating the shit out of each other and violently yelling in the background.
Just goes to show you how desensitized they all are to the bizarre shit they deal with.
4:08 "Oh hello Di- DIO WTF PUT DOWN THAT BIKE"
"Well, if you insist..." *throws motorcycle in your face*
He doesn't know what it is so he doesn't know what to do with it..
@@emeraldblaziken exactly so who taught DIO what a road roller was, like who walked up to the strongest person in Za Warudo and goes, "Hey I'm going to teach you about modern technology!"
Speedwagon: pulls out newspaper
Headline: local 15 year old Italian boy kills kingpin and takes over crime organization
Side note: Still no word on Stone Ocean adaptation
Message from the future: Stone Ocean has been announced.
Message from the future: we got a trailer, see you in December 2021
4:04
Esidisi: Poses
Dio: i have brought *b i k e*
3:15
*Turns around*
Jotaro: That was my cherry damn you STAR PLATINUM
I WAS KEEPING IT FOR KAKYOIN
Seeing Johnny drag His ass around is one of the funniest things I've ever seen oh God I am going to Hell.
adam bump then he smells his finger
Can anyone tell me why he smells his finger
@@stealthlock6634 he uses his nails to brush his teeth
Can't think of a username Well ewww. But, thanks so much for explaining
Stealthlock it’s because Johnny has infinite spin so why use a electric toothbrush when your finger is one
Valentine : **Drinks a Beer LIKE A GOOD AMERICAN**
He is the President
@@AmaryInkawult and he's a sex offender it's just too real
*YES YES!*
And you sit down on a chair
Please, in the Americanest way possible !
Caesar: *YEETS HIMSELF ON THE CHAIR*
They used Giorno piss drinking pose...
Very cool
Also, I really like how Johnny casually brushing his teeth with his rotating nail.
Pillar men don't know how chairs work
KingCrimson is stand that i dont know how it work
Pilla men dont know how chair work
Chair=KingCrimson
Sry
They can not comprehend the leisure of chairs
They are aztec gods of fitness. What were you expecting? Besides, they heal by posing.
Is Trish a Pillar Man?
Imperfect Cell no she is russian
@@Kaiser721 close enough
No she is a pillar women
There's a theory that diavolo is satana's son, so it could be that trish is quarter blooded
@@Snazzy12341 Well fuk she gonna absorb Mista's dick if Giorno didn't made him gay
Jotaro: *_*ANGRILY PUTS CUP DOWN_******
Kakyoin: **is the definition of class and chill**
Fugo: *_*Dramatically sits in chair_****
Kars: **Seductively poses to self under table**
Dio: **shakes wineglass like dat ass**
Phantom Blood:
Jonathan Joestar - 0:00.
Will A. Zeppeli - 0:05.
Robert E. O. Speedwagon - 0:10.
Dio Brando - 3:59.
Battle Tendency:
Joseph Joestar - 0:16.
Ceaser Anthonio Zeppeli - 0:21.
Lisa Lisa - 0:26.
Rudol von Stroheim - 0:30.
Esidisi - 4:04.
Wanuu - 4:10.
Kars - 4:16.
To be continued...
2:31 Narancia checking if Fugo's watching
*3 people proceed to kill each other in the background*
This is a great time to go the the cafe near where the slaughter is happening to get some tea!
One of the most fitting is Yukako's animation at a little before 1:41
This is truly a beautiful Duwang
1:37 this is fine
Esidisi: *rests*
DIO: *_Y E E T_*
LOL
Never kick a chair near part 1 dio.
Unless you like a motorcycle at your face.
Lmfao
Dio: the Vampire that will break the laws of time to yeet a motorcycle in your face despite that it wasn’t even invented.
@@Iron8127 Sr ry
Imagine all of them sitting down relaxing,drinking coffe,wine,water or cola,eatting,reading,sleeping,creeping,hiding, putting there feet up,and smoking at the same table
Oni Tea then it turns into an all out brawl over who gets the last slice of pizza
What a nice family reunion.
And playing guitar
3:17
Jotaro: hey that's kakyoin's cherry
1:57
Ight so nobody gonna talk about how BTD kira/kosaku is just casually standing there
he probably chilling or vibing there lol
Lol he waiting for Drinking A coffe
1:37
Ahh, a nice tea..
*AS UDDER CHAOS IS BEHIND ME.*
The definition of "This is fine"
> Esidisi hides under table to catch his breath.
> Gets up
> Dio throws a motorbike at him
Pikapower MOTA ROLLA DA
And then he threw a cellphone bomb at esidisi after that motorbike.
**just got healed**
YES!
**gets attacked after he got healed**
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
1:08 N'Doul: **Just Sitting**
Me: "Oh wow! how interesting..."
3:16 Mmmmm..........
STAR-
Daily reminder that that's Abbacchio's piss.
yeah we already know the manga about that part where Giorno Giovanna just-drinks his piss and didn't get disgusted
demochris1 He didn't actually drink it.
Mush Badge AA he used a jellyfish.
Its been 2 years liar
*shreds guitar*
*heals*
MAKES SENSE
it just works
Whoa, not cool!
Seems legit
*smokes*
*heals*
MAKES SENSE
Diavolo: *Sits down and lays back*
*heals*
"Welcome to the cafe!"
*Akira yeets himself onto the table and starts playing rock music*
1:36
Yukako: ah this coffee taste nice
Josuke: *IM COMING FOR YA ASS*
0:40 i like how kakyoin adjusts the chair a little bit to face the table, also lifts up the coaster, takes a small whiff of the smell of the drink before drinking it-