@@biggoofyNo. It was judt morning so everybody left for work or school. There was still furniture and cigaret packs lying around somebody clearly lived there.
Imagine walking downstairs to take a piss and you see an 8 foot highschooler crouched behind the staircase whisper something into a phone before a barely visible air bubble changes direction, goes upstairs right past you, and bombs a flying photograph with an old man literally coming out of the image!
@@antonhanna2423 It honestly is! Especially when I talk to someone like my cousin about it who is a huge fan of a lot of the bands that the characters and stands are named after. It's always funny when I have to reiterate that yes, that character is a character named Dio. Yes, there is a character named Speedwagon. Yes those three guys are named after AC/DC, Wham, and The Cars respectively. Yes Vanilla Ice is the bad guy.
Jojo's is in the horror genre, but we're beyond blessed to even see Stands. imagine if the users hunted down regular people. it'd be Final Destination in every episode
Actually, it legit looks like this to a normal person. If normal people saw the two main guys fighting at the end of Part 3, you'd see a Blonde man staring intently at a 17 year old Japanese boy, then they just randomly start flying and shit.
It's all fun and games until the fighters start bleeding profusely without touching each other, rough winds created out of nowhere or even to the point the freaking weather changes. Some would say, it was _bizarre!_
Or ya know, you're suddenly tumbling falling across the ground as if the ground turned sideways... or the Sun is a fking streak across the sky as buildings disentragrate...
Or even worse, like some guy start walking on small clouds that appeared out of nowhere, the head of an arrow be floating in the middle of town as If being held by an invisible being, the highway being filled with Ice by some guy that is somehow Ice skating on concrete, or two guys appear out of nowhere while cat appears in peoples foods. Or any other bizarre phenomenon. Stand battles are terrifying for non-stand users.
1:53 for a bystander is utterly TERRIFYING… You see 2 people having an imaginary battle, and although there is sound.. there is no real proof that something is happening… and then… poof. a human has disappear and another one is staring at you…
I love how through the entire video, he doesn't know who anyone is or what's going on. Until, the ending after he gets folded an yells out "Jotaro, where are you going?!" He got the these stranger's name beat into his memory in a blink of the eye
I still cant get over cilvanis's new house Also THE ACTING FOR JOTARO AND OTHER DUDE IS AMAZING nah just overall cilvanis's acting and editing is getting incredible
Jotaro could literally be a horror movie killer if he wanted to. Just dramatically walking towards you with his hands in his pockets, you run desperately from the 8 foot tall behemoth of a sea biologist. You turn your head to see if you've gained any distance from him, but he's still right behind you despite still doing the exact same dramatic walk. You trip and fall, but at least he's only about 5 meters away from you. You can still get up in time to keep running, you just have to- "Star Platinum: The World."
@@TheBluesthazethat was during time stop, from the outside it would seem like a road roller and those 2 overly buff men teleported and one just got their shins broken
I didn't think how would other react to the fights when they cannot see the stands....lol(I did not know others cannot see the stands other than the stand users themselves) Very well done video! Also the Jojo costume slays!
So accurate, though I was half expecting him to go “they’re just standing there, MENACINGLY!” during several minutes of their internal dialogue trying to understand the enemy stands
For my money what makes this is the doofy giddy dance the villain does at 1:40, while cackling over the over the top soundtrack music. That's real. That's a Jojo villain. His outfit, too. Clown wig and all.
This video is wonderful. Both the acting and costumes are a 10/10 Also not sure if it was intentional but Jotaro acting almost like a Pokémon is hysterical to me and makes for a wonderful bit I hope the creator enjoyed making the video as much as I did watching it
Star platinum? Za Warudo? Translation: Dafuq you thought was gone happen when you challenged me? You already seen what happened to the last nigga I said that to.
I love how Jotaro is speaking in Jotaro language. 😂 It's an easy language that only has 4 sentences. "Star platinum" "The Wordo" "Yare Yare dazo" "ora ora" the rest you got to figure out from context😂😂
I know I took a long break 😅 adjusting to the new house took longer than expected but im back now 😊 let's keep it going! 🔥
Quality is worth the wait, my friend. Great video.
🎉🎉🎉 congrats and glad you're back!
Welcome back!!
Glad to have you back man
Glad that you’re doing better fam. Take your time, we still here for ya 💯💪🏾
Jotaro's dialogue in a fight is just "Ora", "Star Platinum", "Star Platinum The World", and "Yare Yare Daze..." No wonder everyone loves him
My favorite dialogue of Jotaro in a fight is "Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes" . Very reminiscent of Hisoka 😂😂😂
@@hirudinaria no no no no no
U forgot "N-nani?!"
@@Mista_Ken True😂
He's like some kinda pokemon
Josuke and Kira actually went into someone's house to do their battle so this is legit.
Wasn’t it an abandoned house
@@biggoofyNo. It was judt morning so everybody left for work or school. There was still furniture and cigaret packs lying around somebody clearly lived there.
Imagine walking downstairs to take a piss and you see an 8 foot highschooler crouched behind the staircase whisper something into a phone before a barely visible air bubble changes direction, goes upstairs right past you, and bombs a flying photograph with an old man literally coming out of the image!
Josuke was in people's houses, cars, hospital rooms, and everything in between.
@@dethhollow*5 foot 11
Man’s is lucky that this was one of the tamer stand battles, usually bystanders are gonna be catching some strays.
Especially in part 5
@@ZaWrldodear Lord the bystanders in part 5. Rome would NOT be the same after the Green Day event.
@@angelsartandgaming On God, I genuinely think it's hilarious whenever all of us Jojo fans say this shit out-of-context.😂
@@antonhanna2423 It honestly is! Especially when I talk to someone like my cousin about it who is a huge fan of a lot of the bands that the characters and stands are named after.
It's always funny when I have to reiterate that yes, that character is a character named Dio. Yes, there is a character named Speedwagon. Yes those three guys are named after AC/DC, Wham, and The Cars respectively. Yes Vanilla Ice is the bad guy.
@@angelsartandgaming my mom was audibly listening to Wake Me Up Before You Go Go when Wamuu appeared on the screen one time, i just laughed.
"HE GOT THIS MAN HARLEM SHAKIN!"
Wow... Genuinely thought I was the only person still saying this.
Classic 90’s kid! 🫡
The Real Harlem Shake
MARIO IS HARLEM SHAKIN!!!
A blast from the past
Ha-ha! We are in our 30s! 😃
When the regular person realizes that the world is a JoJo reference 😂
Yeah za worldo
Craziii Diamondo
Ohhhh shyt everything is a JoJo reference at this point
@@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T Meanwhile, JoJo is a Teito Monogatari reference.
@@Oddmanoutrewhich is also a JoJo reference
We really missed you cilvanis
@budget-20 I did
Me too
@budget-20Cope
Yup, seems like he is doing better now, so hope we are back to having the top tier skits more often again.
Yea me too 😁glad your back
Never thought about it, but Jotaro must be moving like a horror movie villain to most people.
Jojo's is in the horror genre, but we're beyond blessed to even see Stands. imagine if the users hunted down regular people. it'd be Final Destination in every episode
Lmao all stand users walk bizarrely
@@kindasomeviews I can see stands.
I can also speak Groot.
I have no idea what you normies see and hear.
thats basically Dio before his powers was explained.
@@protorhinocerator142 I see a cringelord.
This is probably how Hayato saw the climactic Stand battle in the climax of Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable between Josuke and Kira.
Yes but with more spontaneous combustion
He was lucky enough to be aware that Stands exist but damn dude was blind and still willing to help out
He could see them because of bites the dust
@faizedfr No he couldn't, he couldn't even see Killer queen when it was on him
@@faizedfr Hayato literally states _in plain english_ *"I can't see what's going on, but this guy seems amazing!"*
I like how JoJo’s goes from over the top action series to a horror movie depending on whether or not you can see stands.😂
Given some of the stands/events... Horror might part of the genre even if you CAN see them:D
@@VertraicStrength.
@@Vertraic made in heaven but in real time
@@Viewer-NaNDeath 13 and Justice was straight out of horror movies
@@thestudymaster01 i see but
made in heaven in real time
"He is mad because of something about oral" LOL
I thought it was Oreo at first 😂
This comes mad 😂
I like how he just explains it away by only repeating star platinum, the world, and ora ora lol
Yeah
Dont forget "yare yare daze"
that's the only english jotaro knows. oh and I guess "silver chariot," "hierophant green" "hermit purple" and "magician's red"
@@NinjujitsuDo you understand?
That bit cracked me up hahaha
As someone who has never seen Jojo, this is very accurate
Actually, it legit looks like this to a normal person. If normal people saw the two main guys fighting at the end of Part 3, you'd see a Blonde man staring intently at a 17 year old Japanese boy, then they just randomly start flying and shit.
@@byronjefferson1697the fact that jotaro is 17 never seases to be funny
@sundiatakeita595 Agreed. Guy is built like Chad from Bleach.
@@byronjefferson1697correction "angrily posing at each other"
@@Weebgamer236even funnier girono a 15y is build like a cut super model and manage to become a boss of a entire mafia in a week
3:00 bro got folded harder than an omelette
That Oblong reference though....😅😅😅
@budget-20jesus why are you replying to every damn comment you see
He went from Pop Smoke to Mario in one Stand move....as a Brooklyn native I DEMAND an full arc!!!😅😅😅
Goated bojji pfp
Pop smoke was his stand.
Normally this would be the start of a villain arc, but in Jojo's this is just another day in the bizarre adventure
I loved that part when he said: "ORA ORA ORA".
And then ORA’ed all over the place
Also didn’t he yare yare daze’d on the citizen too?
I knew exactly what was going to happen but the execution still killed me
Lmao bro same I was like “a 4 minute video of a joke that I already get but ima still watch”
Polnareff had the same experience with The World even though he is a stand user 😂😂😂
It's all fun and games until the fighters start bleeding profusely without touching each other, rough winds created out of nowhere or even to the point the freaking weather changes. Some would say, it was _bizarre!_
Or ya know, you're suddenly tumbling falling across the ground as if the ground turned sideways... or the Sun is a fking streak across the sky as buildings disentragrate...
Or even worse, like some guy start walking on small clouds that appeared out of nowhere, the head of an arrow be floating in the middle of town as If being held by an invisible being, the highway being filled with Ice by some guy that is somehow Ice skating on concrete, or two guys appear out of nowhere while cat appears in peoples foods.
Or any other bizarre phenomenon.
Stand battles are terrifying for non-stand users.
"People who think they speak Japanese because they watch anime" is alive...through these videos. And it shall live in my heart as well.❤
Using Za Wardo on a whole civilian is crazy 💀
Fr lmao
Well, he's not whole after that.
BRO WHEN HE STOPED TIME AND IT JUST TELEPORTED LIKE NOTHING HAPPEND HERE GOT ME CRACKING 1:50
Same
1:55
Jotaro stopping time was hilarious 😂
It's lore accurate, had he not fired the beast wouldn't had gone done him that way.
I swear I was just discussing a scenario exactly like this the other day too xD
@budget-20Nigga what part of that confused you
What did I miss? Did someone King Crimson their comment?!@@sstanford1331
he really nailed the dialogue 10/10
1:53 for a bystander is utterly TERRIFYING…
You see 2 people having an imaginary battle, and although there is sound.. there is no real proof that something is happening… and then… poof. a human has disappear and another one is staring at you…
The timestop is easily ome ofmthe most terrifying things to experience if you aren't a stand user
Even if you are one you still ain't going to know what's going on
@@lilknox2225 yea where jotaro is the only person to time stop a time stop...i think
Time stop is still scary asf even if you're a stand user. Unless you have Giorno's or Gappy's stand.
@@lilknox2225 unless you're jotaro or pucci
@@augustgurtisenDIO* for pucci is even worse than a non stand user.
''mario is having a seizure''
this killed me!
I love how through the entire video, he doesn't know who anyone is or what's going on. Until, the ending after he gets folded an yells out "Jotaro, where are you going?!" He got the these stranger's name beat into his memory in a blink of the eye
Is that a JOJO REFERENCE!!!
Yesn't
Bro the whole universe is a JoJo reference😭
is your pfp a JoJo's reference!
Man y'all JOJO fans always reach not everything is a JoJo reference.
@@IcedFroggoAnd it doesn't stop there. Even heaven is a JoJo reference 💀
That time stop sequence must have been wild for the audience
No doubt.
Most likely half of the episode as well.
I still cant get over cilvanis's new house
Also THE ACTING FOR JOTARO AND OTHER DUDE IS AMAZING nah just overall cilvanis's acting and editing is getting incredible
He may not upload so frequently, but when he does, Cilvanis delivers us masterpieces.
Jotaro could literally be a horror movie killer if he wanted to. Just dramatically walking towards you with his hands in his pockets, you run desperately from the 8 foot tall behemoth of a sea biologist. You turn your head to see if you've gained any distance from him, but he's still right behind you despite still doing the exact same dramatic walk. You trip and fall, but at least he's only about 5 meters away from you. You can still get up in time to keep running, you just have to- "Star Platinum: The World."
Jotaro: He's not within range :/
@@lenobleprince6792 Five seconds to get in range
@@DJVevyVevs that's Dio, Jotaro can do 1-2 seconds in general
@@lenobleprince6792yes, IF he dont used as much
Just doing the Dio's stairs trick he did to Polnareff would be more than enough to scare the hell of anybody.
“Theres two dudes having an imaginary battle in my house” underrated line.
1:27 that accent was spot on lol
Woo woo
I like how Jotaro transitions from Japanese man to confused Russian
This what the People were Seeing in Jotaro Vs Dio, All they Saw a Construction Vehicle From The Sky while they Hear “WREEEEEEE.”
ROADA ROLLA!
@@TheBluesthazethat was during time stop, from the outside it would seem like a road roller and those 2 overly buff men teleported and one just got their shins broken
I didn't think how would other react to the fights when they cannot see the stands....lol(I did not know others cannot see the stands other than the stand users themselves)
Very well done video!
Also the Jojo costume slays!
yeah, the pop smoke cosplay is so accurate it is so well made
Unless the stand possesses a material thing, like a boat or a manequinn, normal people cant see stands.
fr me when im in a jojo world just seeing clashes in the air and me thinking im high 😂
this is the most likes on my commet i had in my life
I think I laughed the most to this video. "Pop smoke" LOL🤣
The idea Araki listening to Pop smoke and making a stand would be hilarious
he folded his ass
Given how his feet are situated, he didn't just fold him in half, he twisted him 180° too 😂
Or maybe He just cut him in half
@@otaku-kun9652it would be DIO in this case and uncanon.
3:23 bro is not crazy diamond nobody is fixing bro 🫡😔🗿🗣️
I lost my shit at the random "yare🖕" at the end, LMAOOOOOO 😂😂😂
So accurate, though I was half expecting him to go “they’re just standing there, MENACINGLY!” during several minutes of their internal dialogue trying to understand the enemy stands
「Pop Smoke」had such a striking visage
Ayyyyy! Welcome back Cilvanis!! Love the video, especially the end when Jotaro speaks solely in his iconic lines.
I would imagine it's more like 2 guy starring at each other and then suddenly a head pop or something.
The quality of your videos has gotten TOP NOTCH! And your acting is skills are just insane. Awesome work, dude. Love this!
Finally have a new cilvanis video . 🔥🔥🔥
He legit got folded 😂😂
"Pop smoke is involved somehow pop smoke is" 😂😂😂
The editing for Star Platinum The World made me laugh the hardest I’ve laughed at a video in a while, Cilvanis the king 👑
All JoJo fans have already thought about that at least once and that's exactly how I imagine this situation. very funny anyway XD
For my money what makes this is the doofy giddy dance the villain does at 1:40, while cackling over the over the top soundtrack music. That's real. That's a Jojo villain.
His outfit, too. Clown wig and all.
Jotaro really turn this man into a pretzel, folded him a like an origami and turned his hands into his feet and his feet into his hands 😂😂
the last yare lmao 3:29
I love the accurate time stop
“Mario is having a SEIZURE” 😂😂
This video is wonderful.
Both the acting and costumes are a 10/10
Also not sure if it was intentional but Jotaro acting almost like a Pokémon is hysterical to me and makes for a wonderful bit
I hope the creator enjoyed making the video as much as I did watching it
You got the best " ORA! " period ngl.
10/10 The comedy, script, and acting was incredible!
Best "fruit of the loom" commercial, ever!!
"mario is having a seizure" killed me
Jotaro's vocabulary: yare, daze, star, platinum, the, world, ora
thank the heavens cilvanis posted, this is a good morning for me
0:57 lmaoo remind me of that dancing zombie💀
Truly a Cilvanis vid of all time. Love it
This is actually really good premise for a horror film.
I know this supposed to be a joke but that 1:24 *POP SMOKE!! WELCOME TO THE PARTY!!* delivery was so RAW it gave me chills 😭😭
This is wonderfully made. "Got this man harlem shaking" made me lose it 😂😂
" Now we got pop smoke involved in this somehow " "MARIO HAVING A SEIZURE" is nothing I thought I would hear
bro got folded like an omelet 💀💀💀
I think it'd be pretty horrifying to just see two dudes spontaneously exploding into blood.
Star platinum? Za Warudo? Translation: Dafuq you thought was gone happen when you challenged me? You already seen what happened to the last nigga I said that to.
I love how Jotaro is speaking in Jotaro language. 😂 It's an easy language that only has 4 sentences. "Star platinum" "The Wordo" "Yare Yare dazo" "ora ora" the rest you got to figure out from context😂😂
Pop Smoke Welcome to the Party is taking me out 🤣
Missed opportunity to call it a stand-off
Jotaro became as petty as dio during that fight, he literally killed the enemy during time stop and put the corpse near the victim just to spite him 😂
This made me realize that the killer Jason is literally a stand user.
The production on this video actually looks amazing, man! 🙏
The only inaccuracy here is that Pop Smoke Mario would have been retired after that barrage of ORA ORAs. Nobody gets up after that.
You're Jotaro voice acting was GOATED
Comedy Gold. The "Yare" while leaving the door was incredible well and smoothly operated xD
Cilvanis could definitely make it as a dub voice actor
naw the guy who thinks he speaks japanese because he watches anime done leveled up
Lol
I cant...the cut when he used za warudo 😂😂
Imagine being a 911 operator and hearing "Mario is having a seizure!"
Ayoooo nah the ending got me in stitches bro said “ora?” “Star platinum? 🙄”
USER'S NAME: MARIO
STAND NAME::POP SMOKE
STATUS: RETIRED
Dude I haven’t even watched JoJo, but your comedy is still fun.
Watch Jojos
Bro! This has to be the funniest video I have seen from you in a while. I was laughing from start to finish!!😂😂😂😂
When the bullets deflected off him. I would've been like aw shit can we just be friends
Bro turns around before leaving out the door: "Yyyyaaaade!"😂
1:27 welcome to diddy party?
“Welcome to ze Party”
Stand name: Pop Smoke
Stand User: Mario Judah