ROBOTS NEED NOT PUNY HUMAN | Monopoly [ROUND 12-2]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ต.ค. 2024
- You Fleshbags just get in the way of our plans to DOMINATE THE (monopoly board) WORLD.
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#ep2 #Monopoly #Singularity
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Martial: "Here's my offer."
Arin: "Here's my counter offer. I've changed absolutely nothing. Deal?"
Martial: "You expect to convince me with this tripe? This is an outrageous insult."
This comment is an honorary like to not break the 666
@@Littleredrosecross Mission failed buddy, return to base.
2😅@@clockworkmind
I don't know what I love more: the fact that Arin and Dan still struggle with using the terrible UI of Monopoly, or the fact that Arin failed to change Martial's deal and so it remained the exact same... and Martial denied it.
"How dare you offer me such a disgraceful thing!" -- Martial, referring to the deal *he* proposed.
Well Arin had more money at that point which could’ve changed the equation
@@GoPackGoBaby No when Arin tried to offer Marital the 100 dollars he didn't acutally change the deal. Marital still didn't accept it.
To be fair, the UI in this game is absolute garbage. Sure, the buttons are all there on the screen, but it's not the least bit intuitive.
i was really hoping someone else noticed that during his first deal
"Robots don't make emotional decisions"
AI proceeds to refuse it's own offer on the mere fact that Arin considered altering it.
Martial: You're in no position to negotiate... you're in the position to *BEG*
I swear the ai this time around were especially vindictive
Arin to Martial: I haven't altered the deal. Pray I don't not alter it further.
Martial: Changed my mind, won't be enough!
@@NWolfsson LMFAOO
I thought that was a great deal, Arin would have had a full set of railroads.
Meanwhile Marie was secretly working for him so that she can force Arin to make a better trade.
Every time he offers a deal and doesn't hit "add money" it kills me inside lmao. HE STILL OWES DAN $50 FROM THE LAST TIME
So happy for the cameo person who got a bonus sailor moon theme song from Arin. Whoever you are, thank you. This was a gift for us all
I like how they're more open to extending an episode to an hour. It seems to be happening more and I'm all for it.
far better than 10m episodes
yep, ill watch it as long as the content is engaging
the "buy all the houses so no one else can upgrade" is such a hardcore monopoly player move. these robots are too powerful
It's pretty basic strategy
@@FirestoneX which is why if i played irl i would buy extra house pieces because that is a stupid rule
@@metalmario1231 I mean right! Why would anyone want to play with strategy in a strategy game. Should just be 100% luck in my opinion. Might be more fun.
@@averageaccount4366 Totally! If anyone wanted to diss how other people enjoyed a boardgame that would be kinda shitty. I'm glad we agree that this person should have fun the way they want, right?
@@Inanedata the passive aggressiveness in this comment thread is awesome
I REALLY want to know how Marie lost. Martial's hard setting must've allowed him to get mob support and extort her into ruin.
Me too, I’m really confused how Marie ended up fourth.
I think that after Arin declared bankruptcy, all of his properties went to Martial, effectively giving him control of half the board. That's my guess at least.
@@igortodorovic5472 arin lost to Marie, tho
@@cenowador Hard AI must have bullied the weaker AI in to giving him properties in "trade"
I believe it's in the rules that when someone declares bankruptcy on your property, you get all of their assets, but you have to immediately unmortgage all mortgaged props. So, she must have lost all her money that turn, then got unlucky and rolled onto Boardwalk?
dan has the biggest penchant for passing Go and immediately landing on income tax. I swear in every single game I've watched them play it happens to him multiple times, poor guy ):
Yet he still usually comes out on top, he's got some of the best and worst luck in Monopoly and it's amazing to watch
And yet he always wins
Between this and wheel of fortune it's really just Mr. Business handicapping himself
Now watch him play the Wheel of Fortune episode where he constantly gets bankrupt and lose a turn... poor guy lol
@@Andy-jh2fs or when he lands on 3500 but the game gives him bankrupt anyways
"Oh, I didn't add the cash!"
Surprised Dan didn't go "Yeah, like that time you THOUGHT you gave me $60!"
100% sure neither of them are aware that actually happened.
And even if they were, they both have notoriously bad memories
Pretty sure Dan doesn't have his panties in a twist about it, like some of the fans
any episode that starts with Arin singing the sailor moon theme out of the blue is a good episode on my book
I was totally bopping to it the entire time lol
Too bad he didn’t offer it as a Cameo. Could’ve made some money.
To bad the original song sounds like childen that where told santas not real an hour before
No its not! >:(
On your book, but what about in your book?
Arin- Well, I don’t know anything about football.
Dan- It was basketball. Anyways…
I imagine this is about 99% of sports conversations between Arin and Dan and that is why I absolutely love their friendship 😂😂
It's like me trying to explain to my ex girlfriend that Shohei Ohtani is the new Babe Ruth and her asking "who is Babe Ruth?" It killed me inside a bit
"I don't know what you can or cannot buy while in jail."
- Dan, while playing his 2,769th game of Monopoly
To be fair, in one of the house rules playthroughs, the auctions only one I believe, a jailed player couldn't bid
I also dont know and i have seen the previous 2,768 games
Dan, a 40+ year old man, with a ~10 year 'gaming' career helplessly calling out for Arin for minutes because he didn't know how to save state with the emulator the other day really solidified for me how.. well let's just saying I think he's mainly a wonderful musician with a great sense of humor.
@@christinadoxstader3004 they played that house rule one time a billion years ago and they still act like all of the jail rules that applied are the actual rules. Its so funny
I’m gonna take wild guess that their gonna get clapped by Martial in this game.
Edit: Ok Dan going bankrupt, LITERALLY sacrificing himself so Arin can have a better chance at winning the game only for him to lose at his next turn, now that’s a real GG staple.
my brain is just melting out of my ears over the fact that they did it backwards. Arin should have given all of his assets to Dan and then went bankrupt to rob marie of the money
@@burnin8able thank you! Thought I was the only one to notice this.
Making the worst possible decision by having the person who owed nothing declare bankruptcy and trade everything to the person who owed a shit ton of money to the CPU? Yeah, that's classic GG alright.
I read this comment before the part. Great.
Well, I wasn't too far away so...
Dan is so loyal, but so naive..
It’s always amazing to hear these two let out a simultaneous “Oh my God!”
-Martial: Offer Arin the railroads for a green property and 143 bucks, asking a total value exchange of 443
-Arin: Tries to counter offer by reducing the money he is asked, but doesnt confirm it, changing absolutelly nothing on the deal
-Martial: Refuses his own unchanged deal and goes on to buy another house like the mad man he is
-Dan: He is smart
It seems like Martial was just being petty and unstrategic, refusing his original proposal. But! He actually ended up planting the idea of Arin getting those railroads and emotionally manipulating into chasing them and settling for a worse 1 for 1 deal than the original 2 for 1. This mad man did love to play the long game (and apparently figured out how to con Marie out of certain victory off screen, I guess)
The ball fondling talk just destroyed me. Imagining a hunchbacked, chimney sweep Dan dragging a leg down a Victorian era London street offering ball tugs for 3 pence is too much for me.
but then he met Arin and his music career took off so he's fine now!.. or something!
Same
Thank you for such a glorious image
Arin, when he gets the browns: Oh man, I love the browns! They're so good.
Arin, after a moment of clarity as everyone else gets other colors: Wow, it turns out I have the worst monopoly in the game.
At least he didn't do anything really bad, like hand 2 monopolies on the same corner to a single player.
@@lonesavior Which is exactly what Dan did XD. Not that Marie needed it. Those pinks are killers. The oranges to. All the properties on that side of the board really.
Oranges and reds are the killzone imo, once you have them nobody survives *Ever.*
@@acamera367 That's not even an opinion. Reds are mathematically the most likely to be landed on.
"Oh my god... it's like watching the Third Reich march through Poland!" fucking KILLED me. I'm still wheezing.
I think you might be at a camp of some variety, you should leave immediately
We need a Game Grumps Animated of Arin singing the Sailor Moon theme song, with him as each of the Sailor Scouts and Dan as Tuxedo Mask.
This
Dan as Tuxedo Mask? Next you’ll be saying Darian is Tuxedo Mask.
Loool
Suzie as tuxedo mask
Or better yet, if Sbassbear makes it into a song... >w
The fact that dan asked God for a 3 and got it, then had a wholesome reaction was the positivity I needed today
Reminded me of Thunder and Lightning.
and then, the cruel and soulless abyss that is this godless earth replied
"no :)"
It's so weird. This is like the first actual game of Monopoly. Instead of just a one-sided stomp like it usually is.
LOL. Martial offers both their Railroads for Green and $143, then Arin counter-offers to try and lower it to an even $400, but forgot to hit "Add Money" so the offer remained the same, but Martial rejected the offer THEY proposed to begin with! *TWICE.*
it’s a robot
@@yeukki a very PETTY robot it seems...
The mere idea that Arin tried to change it made Martial reconsider his Pity offer.
Hearing Arin singing the Sailor Moon theme song gives me life
really wish the game let you decide whether you got the results straight away or watch the rest play out, wouldve loved to see how martial won
Ikr
Arin bursting into the Sailor Moon theme song was unsuspected, but delightful. I'll allow it.
I got an amazing cameo from Dan a few months ago. It was so heartfelt. I love that he sang Danny don't you know for me. Danny and Arin, never stop being incredible.
Do you think the announcer from monopoly gets together with the announcer from wheel of fortune and they just talk about how much it hurts them to hear Arin and Dan just tell them to shut up?
I think they exchange tips on how to sound as condescending as possible.
@@weirdbeard2244 😂
No they laugh about all the Income Tax and Bankrupts
9:35 did Arin counter with the EXACT same offer the CPU made, which was then refused by that same CPU? Im not crazy, that did just happen, right?
I saw that too lol I was like wait what. I know arin just didn't know how to add the cash but why on earth did the cpu refuse its own trade???
I think the CPU was fucking with Arin at that point.
It was in good faith. Robots would clearly understand that.
I imagine it’s because Arin had $265 and if Arin were to accept the original deal (which entailed him giving Martial $400), that would put Arin into bankruptcy. That would then force Arin to either mortgage his properties, sell houses, or flat-out sell his properties to Martial. Either way, Martial gets a guaranteed green property, $265, and $135 of whatever else Arin decides to give Martial; whether that be cash or property.
So what this means is that with the original deal, Martial would have gained a green property AND all of the money that Arin has, plus a potential second or third property if that’s what Arin decides. Worst case scenario for Martial, if Arin accepted the deal, Arin would mortgage his properties or sell his houses; absolutely destroying Arins way of making money.
But hey, at least Arin would’ve gotten a railroad out of it :)
The AI in this game doesn’t have some ultra intelligent algorithm, like Arin and Dan think. The AI just chooses a number around 15%-30% to their advantage every time a trade is offered. You need to offer at least whatever number they picked to have the trade go through.
The one who ordered the Cameo got a 2 for one special. GOOD DEAL.
We all got a arin doing it for free you mean
They took the shot and we all got a prize. It's pretty amazing!
"Dan: Are You Real!?" Killed me.
God, who got Dan's people out of egypt, sprinkled food on the ground for them like so much emptying one's toaster crumb tray, and kept them alive through millennia of persecution
"Yeah Dan happy to help with those dice rolls."
Yeah, it's up there with, "Siri, you're not Jesus." XD
Dan: "Please God, a three"
God: "Yeah, alright. Since you asked nicely."
Finally after like 3 failed cash adjustments in the span of 5 mins Arin works out a basic mechanic of the game.
To be fair, Dan's historical refusing to trade has bumped it down from a 'basic' mechanic to an 'all but completely irrelevant' one.
I love how arin was singing sailor moon at the beginning, makes me miss watching it
Arin confusing football and basketball then saying “They use their feet to run around” is one of the most relatable things I’ve heard from him.
I kinda wanna hear Danny do anime covers. More so from anime he doesn't know so he doesn't know the tempo, just look up the lyrics and do his own thing.
>Dan loses $200 rolling on income tax
"That's the saddest roll."
*10 haunting photos taken moments before disaster.*
martial winning with 32 houses is the anime plot twist
I still can't fathom how that happened. I would have *loved* to see that all play out.
i have to believe that was a complete arbitrary thing. like the game just hands the higher difficulty the win. cause Marie could legit choke him out of houses and had monopolies literally all across the board and then got even more from arin's bankrupt. it'd be statistically impossible to pull out a win at that stage.
@@MegamanStarforce2010 Also, Martial had less properties, and they were almost all mortgaged, plus she had that one half of the board where if you land on anything you're dead, and she had way more money, he had no chance of winning. He must have ties to the mafia, and threatened to take the games kneecaps if it didn't give him the win.
Martial directly after Dan and Arin declare bankruptcy: "Good try guys, really gave it your best. Wait outside, we'll finish this up soon"
Marie behind him: "Now there's only one weakling left in the way of my victory"
Martial: "(Closes door, locks it) Yes....I do believe there is"
Marie: "(cut to close up of Marie's face) What's that suppose t....(zoom out to see Marie's shocked expression, her head dangling by her hair in Martials left hand, her body geysers blood from the neck and collapses onto the floor a second later.)
OMG 😂😂😂
👀 you good buddy?
@@nerdycurls6253 Nope. He was killed in a terrible railroad accident. Didn't you listen to the song?
I want an animate-a-grump of the playout between Martial and Marie.
"what sound do rabbits make?"
They scream, Arin. They scream.
AI: makes offer
Arin: counters offer and changes nothing
AI: rejects offer
Arin: makes new trade with the exact same offer
AI: rejects offer
In Arin's defense, I've done the same exact thing a lot of times in the switch version. The game interface makes it way too easy to accidentally counter with the same amount the AI offered you
Can’t wait for more sassy Danny and angry Arin.
immediately on the first word I also began to sing the sailor moon theme song and it felt good.
Dan: “Thank god I’m in jail, now I won’t keep risking paying the AI.”
Dan, after being in Jail 1 round: “I mean I might as well pay to get out so I’m not in jail!”
As regards to the sailor moon song, specifically the verse: "never runs from a real fight!" I would like to remind viewers that she ran from the fight.
That aside, Arin should do a full cover of that intro.
She ran because obviously that wasn't a real fight duh
Jk
@@nerdycurls6253 Nerdy dropping fact!
Martial: "You counter-offered with my original offer? Sike meatbag, YOU GET NOTHING."
I kinda want a compilation of Dan and Arin asking 'god' for help and then getting what they ask for. Because it happens a lot more than even they realize, I think.
Right up there with "Siri, you're not Jesus!" and Arin claiming to be a Christian...then not- back and forth. I love when they call it and then it happens.
Marie was the sleeper agent in this game, everyone was so focused on Martial that we didn't seen that snake in the brush!🤣
46:40
Does anyone else feel like the Monopoly Narrator/Announcer is joyfully declaring your doom when he says “Your time has come” like that?
I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure the dice are weighted in this version because it always seems who ever is winning gets the best dice rolls and whoe ver is losing gets the worst ones, to try and get the game over sooner rather than later.
I know the AI gets weighted die depending on their difficulty but the players I don't thinks so. I've had plenty shitty rolls while winning, the chance cards are rigged though for sure depending on your money/properties.
"It's like 'what's new, pussycat?'"
Now I really want John Mulaney on Guest Grumps
Can hearing "It's Not Unusual" make a room of grown people cry?
They should add a bankruptcy wedge to the board so Danny can land on it every turn.
When I saw the Squid and Pig balloons, all I could think of was " Squid! Pig! Pig! Squid!" lol
19:36 “Maybe put a hat on your head”
Then you’ll be Freddy Fazbear.
When Airn started singing a sailor moon I couldn't help but to sing along
I’m sorry. Did Martial just decline a counter offer of the same amount that he originally wanted to trade???
Yes. He was offended the offer was initially refuses I guess XD
"She was the one on normal!" It's almost like this game is entirely arbitrary
Yeah Im not sure what the difficulty actually does
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 I think the harder AI gets to roll twice and choose the one that's better, at least I remember reading that last time they played
@@skeetsmcgrew3282
Its mainly trades. Easy AI will agree to stupid trades but hard AI will only trade if its in their favour.
Not wholly unlike rolling a die!
Over and over again.
So Today Arin reminded me that i remember way more of the Sailor Moon theme song lyrics than i was even aware of...
I was personally perturbed when he got the sailor scout order wrong so I had to re listen to the song to make sure i wasn't going crazy
@@teetee996112
....
Aaaand now you've brought to my attention that when i first heard him singing it, i thought i had just remembered that verse wrong and that arin was singing it CORRECTLY.
Now i have the knowledge that, in fact, i knew more of the Sailor Moon lyrics than Arin "Video Game Boy" Hanson.
Soooo thanks for that i suppose.
Arin singing the Sailor Moon theme song is now hands down my favorite opening
Marie is the epitome of capitalism, got an amazing start in life, and when she got handed her properties due to luck, she swooped in on the vulnerable. This series is great.
shit dude ur so right
It's... Almost like the entire game of Monopoly is explicitly about the issue of capitalism and the enclosure of capital by a monopoly...
@@larkohiya What are you some kinda commie?
@@mistertagomago7974 what does it matter what I am? I tell the truth. I am a human being. What are you?
@@mistertagomago7974 The guy who made Monopoly actually WAS a communist.
39:08 I keep replaying cuz there's something so funny about Arin's cute "baeh baeh" to sound out someone getting hit by a car 😆
Best episode to start my bday ever 😂😂😂 im dyin over here.
Happy birthday!
Nothing better than a long Monopoly episode, you know there will be some kind of shenanigans happening.
This is why you lads need to do this with either head to head or more human players. AI is so savage to watch
"Care for a ball fondel?" in that voice has killed me
I think I get why it's called "Martial Law" considering what he did to Marie.
35:54 I genuinely laughed so hard at Dan’s comment that I felt myself almost pass out.
Anyone else thinking Dan should dress up as a Sailor Scout when he sings the Sailor Moon song?
Dan making different analogies to Marie kicking their ass towards the end is hilarious
Arin singing the theme song of sailor moon made my heart smile 🥰
I sang "knocking down the cat!" to the tune of "burning down the house!" AND THEN SO DID DANNY!!!!! :O
"I guess Marie had nothing in the end". Yeah... that's generally how one loses at Monopoly.
for the record, rabbits also grunt when they're angry or annoyed, and it's so cute. they kinda-but-not-really purr, too. When they're happy, they grind their teeth together and it almost sounds like a purr.
Yeah, not gonna lie; totally sang along with that Sailor Moon intro.
Good shit, Arin! :D
Also, MOAR MARIO RPG, PLEASE!!!!! :D
That lucky Cameo person just got a buy one get one free on Grumps singing the Sailor Moon intro.
Did I read that wrong or did Arin fail to change his amount of cash with that counteroffer, making the counteroffer identical to the original offer, and the AI turned it down? What?
Proof all the difficulty does is weight the die XD
Arin screamin, "900!?!" have made my day lol
Watching arin fail to put the money into the trade deals is the most agonizing thing in the world
"Ball fondle, Mistah?" Killed me.
Dan: "Are you sure you don't wanna use a controller?"
Arin: "No, it's fine!"
Me: The last four years of struggling with this UI tell a different story...
Wow Arin with the John McCain and His Vegetable Friends reference at 31:14, what a blast from the past.
I'm genuinely curious about the comeback play Martial had after the grump loss.... 😂
Marie must've gotten nuked by Martial's absolutely stacked boardwalk monopoly.
The Chance time Card of repairing houses and Hotels.
Then landing on Martials Boardwalk would probably do some severe damage.
Getting a monopoly madness ad during this made me happy. Relevant advertising. Ya love to see it
Arin singing the Sailor Moon theme song just reminded me of that one time he wore a skirt. Y'know, the one where Dan stated he had a six pack... but fat.
Surprise Sailor Moon intro! That made me really happy
I like how they remember certain things from decades past, but forget almost everything each time they play Monopoly. :)
Not me singing along guitar solo exactly in time with Arin
I never even noticed the happy clap sound effect until Dan mentioned it! Trust a musician's ears to pick up on such a small audio detail 💜
Dan explains luxury tax with a basketball reference
Arin “I don’t understand football” Hanson fails to comprehend the analogy. Classic
Surprised the video didn't get DMCA'd by that totally accurate rendition of the Sailor Moon theme song.
Martial offers trade of 2 railroads for $300 green prop and $143. Arin tries and fails to reduce the money to $100 and offers him a trade of the $300 green prop and $143 for 2 railroads. Martial rejects trade.
Dan at the start: no hard please only easy
Arin proceeds to put one on hard and Normal
Also arin in mid game: WTF!?
Arin singing Sailor Moon made my day.
I guess we'll have to wait until tomorrow to see if the next episode of Super Mario RPG starts with them mid boss fight after going through the cutscene off-screen.
Oh my God, Arin singing the Sailor Moon theme song just made my whole f****** day, thank you! Today was the pits, until now...You are awesome, dude! 😂😀💖
Marie just had pure luck, didn't matter what difficulty she was.
Which would be great, but apparently Marshall pulled an outrageous deus ex machina out of his ass offscreen, and killed Marie dead.
@@JackPoppy Luck runs out eventually, considering Marshal's smart boy moves, i'm sure he got her to trade some bad deals and all it takes is to land on a danger zone a few times for everything to get reversed. That is monopoly after all.
Arin starting Game Grumps with the Sailor Moon theme is something I did not know I needed! 😂
That end result didn't made freaking sense
That whole exchange from about 26:30 to 26:40 is just the best.