Your life IS more valuable than money....but that doesn't mean that you should relinquish progress. Surviving life is not living. Living a rich life is not only about amassing wealth; is what you make with that wealth what counts. But if you don't go build that wealth, all you can do is cry beside the ones that you couldn't help
@@humanbeing8449 Yeah sure saving money especially for important things is needed. IMO you can create living a fulfilling/rich life without the extra wealth with the connections you make with people and the things you do ect. To add to my point is like sure build it, but then use it. I think it's stupid to save hundreds of thousands or even millions but then as you get really old with not much left to live for, you give most of it to your kids or close family members...you know what I mean? If not that's cool, we'll agree to disagree
Explained in detail: *_1. Don't blow it._* Spend responsibly and resourcefully with long-term goals, not extravagantly and wastefully in the moment. *_2. Keep it Simple._* Focus on needs, not wants. *_3. Count your money._* Maintain a budget and always be aware of it.
Amazing how so many people can’t follow these simple steps and then cry to politicians that “the system is broken” or “capitalism is evil”. No, you’re just an idiot.
@@knoxynyr87 "in public school, we were not taught how to pay taxes/create a budget/analyze the value of a liberal arts degree on a loan. therefore it's not our fault that we did one of those." They literally think that public school is supposed to, let alone be capable of, teaching them everything they need to know. It's pathetic how weak school has made people.
Interestingly, bill always gets things slightly wrong when he is retelling the events in the show... but he gets the timing of the phrasing 100% perfect for a lip sync up. This man knows what he's doing.
I'm Eastern European and this also happens in my country with dudes who come back after working abroad. They start spending because they want everyone to know they "made it".
I think I heard someone call it "new money syndrome" Someone struggles in thair early life, then starts making a LOT of money. They go out and indulge in every one of their vices and material desires and then show's everyone in the world that'll look in their direction. Not thinking about how FAST 30 or 100 million can leave your bank account and enter others. Moral of the story is Don't blow it, keep it simple and count you're money.
daniel280456 In 1992, I left the States to study for a year in Poland. I ended up spending two years there. I was poor in the States, but in Eastern/Central Europe I was rich. I mainly used my new found status to bang chicks that were out of my league. It was great while the money lasted, then I had to go home and stsrt working again, and return to trying to bang Connecticunts. I never made big money or had fame but I imagine that my experience is similar to theirs.
@@Episcleritis I'm with you on this. Most are missing the point this advisor was making!! By stating three very simple rules he's actually saying you have to be REALLY DUMB to lose such large amounts of money and have nothing to show for it!!
Legit. He stated it in layman’s terms. A dude from the hood doesn’t want to hear about mutual funds and REITs. He doesn’t understand that. He does understand the three points: Don’t blow it: a chain and a Lamborghini aren’t appreciating assets. That’s a WASTE. You have to invest and save WAY more than you spend. Keep it simple: you don’t need multiple homes, multiple cars, multiple wives, multiple baby mamas. One of each. You don’t need multiple hangers-on and people around who do nothing. Count your money: know how much you have AND DONT HAVE at all times. No one signs your checks but you.
2:02 - Bill gets progressive taxation wrong there. You don't pay 40% on 55k. In the US you pay 22% on that. So you'd take home $42,900. In the US you only pay 40% (now 37%) on yearly income over $306k. It's annoying when people misrepresent how progressive taxation works, because it's a good system and gives credence to dumb right wing arguments.
@@HowIsTheCraic Back in the 70's they used to take 70% from high incomes. They stopped doing that and surprise surprise the government has less money for services and inequality skyrocketed
4. Don't let anyone else have the power to manage your money. Hire an accountant to fill out the tax form, and write the check yourself. 5. Save half of your post tax earnings, put that into Index funds and T-Bills.
@@jamesagwe2981 Yea but that's like having your favorite dish put in front of you and your only allowed to chew it. Or going to the theaters blindfolded with headphones on. You end up missing out on the experience.
I had a Flyers player for a nieghbor for three years. he once told me he will be all set when he gets 6mill in the bank. That way he can live off 3% or 180,000 for the rest of his life and still grow the principal. he's a game commentator in Philly now. Great, Smart, Humble guy.
The two guys that Bill mentioned specifically were the only ones that I felt bad for, not so much for everyone else. For example there was this guy that bought a fur coat made of wolf (50K) and he only wore it 3 times. Guaranteed one of those times was when he tried it on at the store.
Live well below your means. My mother got a huge settlement check almost 20 years ago. Today she has three properties and a good chunk out of it in the bank. If she sold her assets she'd probably be ahead of that original sum. My friend's father also got a nice settlement check around that time, he immediately bought a brand new car. Today he still has that car but ran out of that money maybe 5 years into receiving it.
The Dumbest thing said on that 30 for 30 was Leon Searcy saying he only had $50,000 left & he went out bought a brand new H2 Hummer because he "Had to Have it"!! Jesus Christ!!🙄 SMH... 😒😒
And just a few weeks ago, Keith McCants, the guy with 75mil, died from an apparent drug overdose at the age of 53. These athletes live fast and can die young - not to mention all the injuries to their bodies and brain, it's no surprise they burn out fast.
Mccants never had 75 million. Bill’s memory as most faithful listeners know is trash. The highest paid linebacker in the LATE 90s - 10 yrs after mccants came up and 5 years after his career was over - was making like $5 mil a year. If you listen to the clip that’s in this video, mccants himself lists things he bought and says “that was $7 mil”.
I forgot where I saw it but I know it was an article on Rob Gronkowski retirement and how he still had money and I’m not joking it read “he kept it simple didn’t blow it and counted his money “ I laughed so much it reminded me of Bill
@XavierM I'm just saying dude every person in this video was black. And the one white guy didn't blow his money it got stolen from him by his dad. Pattern recognition my dude
You almost have to sit down with these guys and say to them: “Stop throwing money around to all these people who say they’re your friends. Try this- for two months, don’t treat any of them to anything. Tell them your financial advisor has advised that you need to be saving and investing for the future and you’re having to watch your cash flow more closely. The ones that are supportive and still there for you after those two months are your true friends. The ones that have jumped ship were the leeches!”
George Foreman killed it with his tilted, table top grill. Best strategy is to use the money to make money, not give it away. George should've manufactured the grills in his hometown.
Bro, that synchronization between Bill Burr and the adviser is GOAT
He's a donkey. The biggest ass in the game. Not a single comedian in the world could measure up to his horse chicken.
Jesus christ I was thinking da same thing... shits hilarious
2:46
how did he do that haha
I fucking died laughing...
Do not engage in wasteful spending
Eliminate any and all complications
Keep a precise tally of your capital
and then die with a massive amount of savings...what a way to go
@@Jack-qn4vt I can tell by your comment that you live paycheck to paycheck lol
@@humanbeing8449 So so, I'm just saying our lives are more valuable then our money
Your life IS more valuable than money....but that doesn't mean that you should relinquish progress. Surviving life is not living. Living a rich life is not only about amassing wealth; is what you make with that wealth what counts. But if you don't go build that wealth, all you can do is cry beside the ones that you couldn't help
@@humanbeing8449 Yeah sure saving money especially for important things is needed. IMO you can create living a fulfilling/rich life without the extra wealth with the connections you make with people and the things you do ect. To add to my point is like sure build it, but then use it. I think it's stupid to save hundreds of thousands or even millions but then as you get really old with not much left to live for, you give most of it to your kids or close family members...you know what I mean? If not that's cool, we'll agree to disagree
3 Rules again:
*Don’t Simple*
*Keep it Money*
*Count your Blow*
😂😂🤣🤣
And don't get married. ...
😂😂😉
I thought it was blow your simple
Count that blow like Don Rockus
Dis Da Real Advice here
Burr laughing in the background of the financial advisor's anti-bankruptcy mantra will NEVER get old.
It's what brought me back... AGAIN
Right!
Every time he laughs I think of the Joker
I watch this every couple of years to see Andre Rison and that financial advisor.
0:57 He edited his own name in the bottom left That's hysterical
Firebourn94 legend
hahahaha you have ninja eyes! That's hilarious!
he put his own face at 9:12
I caught that too.
Lmfao, 😂
Explained in detail:
*_1. Don't blow it._*
Spend responsibly and resourcefully with long-term goals, not extravagantly and wastefully in the moment.
*_2. Keep it Simple._*
Focus on needs, not wants.
*_3. Count your money._*
Maintain a budget and always be aware of it.
That’s basically Warren Buffett’s advice, since that was a black guy speaking it, it was turned into a joke.
Under “don’t blow it” you forgot:
Don’t marry gold digging whores
Amazing how so many people can’t follow these simple steps and then cry to politicians that “the system is broken” or “capitalism is evil”. No, you’re just an idiot.
@@knoxynyr87 "in public school, we were not taught how to pay taxes/create a budget/analyze the value of a liberal arts degree on a loan. therefore it's not our fault that we did one of those."
They literally think that public school is supposed to, let alone be capable of, teaching them everything they need to know. It's pathetic how weak school has made people.
that's it
Bill has such a great memory, its like he watches the stuff he comments on immediately before the podcast
Or he writes the skits while watching or immediately after
@@shadegreen5351 If you ever heard him read I don't think you'd think that.
“I uhh got me a cabin....bought a mountain”
Definitely the best part of the video 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Bought my mama a car.....spent the rest on PCP"
*"Don't Blow it, Keep it Simple, Count your Money."* most effective advice for certain people.
We all know who… sadly 😢
ESOL?
How do I get rid of my depression?
*Michael Smith* : Don't be sad, Keep it simple, Count your blessings.
I'll bet that would help some poor dipshit, though!
HAHHAHAHA!!!!!
look up vewn pizza on TH-cam it reminds me of this comment
ForeignMoneyRecords
This is turning into a meme only bill burr fans gets. Love it!
Watch To Catch A Predator and realize that no matter how bad things are now, someone is going through much worse. :)
This video is a masterpiece, from the synching of Bill when the guy says dont blow it, to him laughing at keith Mccants and of course the outro.
They're making a 30 for 30 on Russell Westbrook called 10 for 30.
Nooice
You're a savage.
Lmao
Haha clever
10 for 30 : The GOOD game
KEEP IT UPLOADING, DON'T LET TH-cam TAKE YOU DOWN, COUNT YOUR COMMENTS
Count ya videos 😭
Don't get reported, keep it clean,count your likes!!
hahahaha yep yesah
Count your change, trust nobody
Don't blow it
Keep it simple
Count your comments
D.B.I.
K.I.S.
C.Y.M.
Cullen Deroche I Lol’d
Interestingly, bill always gets things slightly wrong when he is retelling the events in the show... but he gets the timing of the phrasing 100% perfect for a lip sync up. This man knows what he's doing.
*slightly* wrong? He thought mccants made $75 mil. Playing inside linebacker. In 1990.
The entire salary cap was $53 mil at the end of the 90s.
@@SKa-tt9nmThat’s just how his freckled brain works.
3:00 when your financial advisor tryna be gangsta. Sounds like a Cypress Hill lyric LOL
Blow it
Get complicated
Lose your money
Dave Bryant the basic fundamentals
That's the ex-wifes plan.
Blow it
Spend his money
Get divorced
Spend his money
8:47 Got me a cabin bought a mountain LMFAO 😂😂😂
Bought my son a mountain, cash money!
allenpalin . . .
*he blew it*
*kept it psycho*
*count yo decades*
I'm Eastern European and this also happens in my country with dudes who come back after working abroad. They start spending because they want everyone to know they "made it".
I think I heard someone call it "new money syndrome"
Someone struggles in thair early life, then starts making a LOT of money. They go out and indulge in every one of their vices and material desires and then show's everyone in the world that'll look in their direction.
Not thinking about how FAST 30 or 100 million can leave your bank account and enter others.
Moral of the story is Don't blow it, keep it simple and count you're money.
@@erikjohnson5549 I got $7800 tax refund this April 1st...down to $2,500
but I spent wisely
daniel280456 In 1992, I left the States to study for a year in Poland. I ended up spending two years there. I was poor in the States, but in Eastern/Central Europe I was rich. I mainly used my new found status to bang chicks that were out of my league. It was great while the money lasted, then I had to go home and stsrt working again, and return to trying to bang Connecticunts. I never made big money or had fame but I imagine that my experience is similar to theirs.
You can't have a poor man's mentality with money, or you end up back as a poor man. It all starts up stairs.
Romanian?
Don’t blow it
Keep it simple
Count ya money
Which is perfect advice. I don't understand the hate.
@@Episcleritis I'm with you on this. Most are missing the point this advisor was making!! By stating three very simple rules he's actually saying you have to be REALLY DUMB to lose such large amounts of money and have nothing to show for it!!
I might put this on my tombstone
@@Episcleritis Yes, it is good advice. Don't understand why Bill thinks it is absurd.
Legit. He stated it in layman’s terms. A dude from the hood doesn’t want to hear about mutual funds and REITs. He doesn’t understand that. He does understand the three points:
Don’t blow it: a chain and a Lamborghini aren’t appreciating assets. That’s a WASTE. You have to invest and save WAY more than you spend.
Keep it simple: you don’t need multiple homes, multiple cars, multiple wives, multiple baby mamas. One of each. You don’t need multiple hangers-on and people around who do nothing.
Count your money: know how much you have AND DONT HAVE at all times. No one signs your checks but you.
Don't need a finance degree. Just..."Don't blow it. Keep it simple. Count your money."
Yep, made a lot of sense to me, too.
3:35 It always impresses me how spot on Bill's cadence was with the dude in the documentary
Seriously on point.
Hes an American icon of Common Sense. his Comedy is made out just common Fucking Sense lmao!
They edited the footage to match Bill Burrs voice lmao
I felt bad for that guy who let his dad ruin him financially. That made me sick
Bernie Kosar? Yeah it really sucked cause Bernie has always seemed like a good down to earth guy who happened to be a pro bowl QB
The worst part he was taken by both his dad and wife.
And his daughter does porn. It’s like making a deal with the devil to be an NFL QB and this was the unforeseen result.
Id never watch it but Bill's commentary is priceless 😂😂😂
Here's the advice you give a young man that gets rich overnight.
1. Pay your taxes FIRST.
2. Pay the people you're supposed to pay.
3. No new friends.
2:02 - Bill gets progressive taxation wrong there. You don't pay 40% on 55k. In the US you pay 22% on that. So you'd take home $42,900. In the US you only pay 40% (now 37%) on yearly income over $306k. It's annoying when people misrepresent how progressive taxation works, because it's a good system and gives credence to dumb right wing arguments.
@@cockoffgewgle4993 assuming bill makes over that amount so thats what hes familiar with
Cockoff Gewgle Taking 40% of someone’s cheque is fucking ridiculous no matter how big the cheque is
@@HowIsTheCraic Back in the 70's they used to take 70% from high incomes. They stopped doing that and surprise surprise the government has less money for services and inequality skyrocketed
4. Don't let anyone else have the power to manage your money. Hire an accountant to fill out the tax form, and write the check yourself.
5. Save half of your post tax earnings, put that into Index funds and T-Bills.
That blood in blood out clip was perfect. Glad you’re back with the heat
Thank you couldn't remember the name of that movie and it was driving me crazy. Haven't watched it in forever have to go look for it now.
Greatest movie ever
It's basically an American Me remake minus all the ass rape Lol.. Two classics tho
For cheap times!
"... And I bought me a cabin, and I bought me a mountain..." 😂
If he bought all that he better keep it simple don't blow it and count your money
@@marionwalkerjr.7394 bill burr is too fucking funny man.
"Who the *fuck* is this guy" always gets me
Bill has such a great memory when watching shit and then later telling us exactly what happened.
Perfect editing on:
Don't blow it.
Keep it simple.
Count your money.
LMFAO @6:50
If you have 1 Dollar and you spend 2, you're in debt. It's VERY simple.
thanks
Ted Gein You should be a financial advisor
@@ImDino Also, don't blow it.
@Claudia Solomon yo you forgot one important point already, that's...count your money.
@BxxDxx Hoodoo that's why you count your money
Man I'm glad this video popped up on my feed, makes sense, I love conspiracies and Bill Burr, and your editing is sweet!
"FOR CHEAP TIMES!"
That ending. 🤣😭
Bills rules as kid:
Dont Blow it
Apply the sun screen
Keep under the shade
"Conan! What is best in life?"
"Don't blow it"
"Keep it simple"
"Countcha money!"
The end is hilarious "I've been drinking like a mad man lately"
Right! I’m trying to find this whole episode but the link in the descriptions doesn’t work anymore
He forgot rule number one, don't get anyone pregnant!
That's why medical insurance benefits should covers abortions. At least a co pay.
@@jamesagwe2981 Yea but that's like having your favorite dish put in front of you and your only allowed to chew it. Or going to the theaters blindfolded with headphones on. You end up missing out on the experience.
@@OBZRV82 then why go to a theater in the first place?
@@jamesagwe2981 Exactly.. 😎
@@OBZRV82 Ahh yes, one night of passion for several decades of torture. Use the condom. That is what smart people do.
"I've been drinking like a madman lately, i really need to stop" -Bill Burr 2019
"Don't blow it, keep it simple, count your money"
im gonna get a tattoo of that
@@onionhead9414 don't blow it.
4:50 dude's head is so shinny, half of it turned invisible.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have listened to this about 10 times, and it still cracks me up
Lmao till this day I always randomly say in conversations “don’t blow it, keep it simple, count your money”
This was one of my favorite ESPN 30 for 30s lol
NFL stands for not for long.
I've returned to this for the years in a row, it's so good.
I had a Flyers player for a nieghbor for three years. he once told me he will be all set when he gets 6mill in the bank. That way he can live off 3% or 180,000 for the rest of his life and still grow the principal. he's a game commentator in Philly now. Great, Smart, Humble guy.
The two guys that Bill mentioned specifically were the only ones that I felt bad for, not so much for everyone else.
For example there was this guy that bought a fur coat made of wolf (50K) and he only wore it 3 times. Guaranteed one of those times was when he tried it on at the store.
That was Bart Scott - said "it made me look like a silverback"
Live well below your means. My mother got a huge settlement check almost 20 years ago. Today she has three properties and a good chunk out of it in the bank. If she sold her assets she'd probably be ahead of that original sum.
My friend's father also got a nice settlement check around that time, he immediately bought a brand new car. Today he still has that car but ran out of that money maybe 5 years into receiving it.
The Dumbest thing said on that 30 for 30 was Leon Searcy saying he only had $50,000 left & he went out bought a brand new H2 Hummer because he "Had to Have it"!!
Jesus Christ!!🙄 SMH... 😒😒
Look back, he fuck was so attention grabbing about a Hummer, seriously ?
LOL. Then he went to pay the insurance and put gas in it and was like “Shit- I done blew my whole wad. Ain’t that a mutha fukker!”
Yep that thing was the prettiest thing sittin lol if you can afford gas in it you are not going anywhere
That's what happens when you became rich in your late teens or early 20s and never had to say "no" to your impulses.
And he was the one that had a joint checking account with a random broad. The first serious argument and she took out all the money.
I love how you put your name in the athlete list who have declared bankruptcy lol
what kinda cig is that bro
@@codylowrey1347 do you really care?
@@JimmyTurneryes bro
“I’d save all my money” says the guy who owns a helicopter! 🤣🤣🤣
Can you imagine watching this for the first time with Bill and him dying laughing at these bozos, I'd pay to be there.
Which movie is 8:03?
Blood In Blood Out
"Should Michael Vick have gone broke?"
"NO. Are you kidding me? Hell no!"
Lmao
And just a few weeks ago, Keith McCants, the guy with 75mil, died from an apparent drug overdose at the age of 53. These athletes live fast and can die young - not to mention all the injuries to their bodies and brain, it's no surprise they burn out fast.
That hurts my heart to hear that news.
That’s fucked
Mccants never had 75 million. Bill’s memory as most faithful listeners know is trash. The highest paid linebacker in the LATE 90s - 10 yrs after mccants came up and 5 years after his career was over - was making like $5 mil a year.
If you listen to the clip that’s in this video, mccants himself lists things he bought and says “that was $7 mil”.
I was amazed how many athletes lost a fortune from investing in a nightclub. Never choose investments based on how much fun you think they'll be.
"Keep it Simple"
Yo I'm eating Fritos this very moment
@@tallsmile28 don't blow it.
@@rally_chronicles Count your money!!!
"Got me a cabin, bought me a mountain" lmfao
I forgot where I saw it but I know it was an article on Rob Gronkowski retirement and how he still had money and I’m not joking it read
“he kept it simple didn’t blow it and counted his money “ I laughed so much it reminded me of Bill
Or he's just white. There's a reason why it's called umm.... "African American" rich
@XavierM I'm just saying dude every person in this video was black. And the one white guy didn't blow his money it got stolen from him by his dad. Pattern recognition my dude
Marshawn Lynch and Shaq both did the same thing only spent endorsement money while playing
@@andremaines as fcked up as tht sounds, there is a little truth to tht. Or tht is definitely the perception.
Why do I keep coming back to this video? Because it’s hilarious!
Proof I keep coming back lol
Bill Burr, you're more genius than you realize.👍
“Got me a Cabin bought me a mountain” 😂😂
0:51 Allenpalin at the end of that list lmao
"Don't blow it,keep it simple..." 🤣😂😂 You killing me man🤣
AllenPalin on the list of broke athletes on the very bottom X-D
Good show
IRS waits patiently like an eagle flying , then attacks !
Wooooosh , you dead .
This was one of your best ever but why did you re-upload it? Content ID claim?
I was wondering this as well...
How I avoid divorce
Don't blow it
Keep it simple
Count my money
LMAO!!! The Blood In Blood Out cit away had me dying like Montana was. 😅😅
RIP Keith McCants
I advice everyone I know with the "Don't blow it, keep it simple, count your money", no matter if they have money or not.
This is the best one 🤣🤣🤣
0:58 hang in there allenpalin
Don’t blow it.
Keep it simple.
Count ya money!
🤑😎🤠
0:58
Allen Palin put his name in the credits lol
5:21 RIP McCants the guy just died
I love the advisor's dead-pan look.
SHOUT OUT FOR THE CLASSIC KING LOS TRACK 🔥🔥
Bro Bill Burr is 1 of my favorite comedians 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This was classic
I got cabin, I bought a mountain 🤣😂🤣😂
The advisor is the smartest man in the show
People of the internet:
Keep this video alive this time.
At least every few months I come back to this and laugh and laugh. All is well.
Mccants overdosed :(
When Bill Burr repeats Michael Smith's advice I laughed so fucking hard @ 2:45 god damn Bill so good with tone and all
Allen Palin put his name on the broke list🤣🤣🤣
I died when I saw that shit 😂😂
I love how in the doc it says literally 60% of these athletes are going broke but then Bill says most of them are good 😂 like did you watch the doc?
Bill Burr keeps me sane
Coming back to watch this every 6 months, fucking love it 😅😍
Did you know he got 35 years In prison?
@@Deathbybigmac420 who? The adviser guy?
@@GalacticoBernabeu No, Allen Palin. The producer of this video got a 35year sentence. TH-cam Allen Palin. You’ll see the news report.
@@Deathbybigmac420 watched it now, damn so fucked up....i had no idea so thanks for the info. Poor girl
@@GalacticoBernabeu Yeah it shocked me too. No problem at all. 🤝
This is my favorite 30 For 30
Be responsible with your finances!!
I always wanted to know the context of this.
Been in a binge of this love bill and you. Keep it up boss
You almost have to sit down with these guys and say to them:
“Stop throwing money around to all these people who say they’re your friends. Try this- for two months, don’t treat any of them to anything. Tell them your financial advisor has advised that you need to be saving and investing for the future and you’re having to watch your cash flow more closely. The ones that are supportive and still there for you after those two months are your true friends. The ones that have jumped ship were the leeches!”
3 years later I realized your name is on the bankrupt list 😂😂
2:50 Micheal Vick only went to him for 2 years. He didn't blow it, kept it simple but forgot to count his money.
Anyone else’s come back for a rewatch after last Thursdays throwback?
Made my morning commute special!
"A fool and his money are soon parted"
George Foreman killed it with his tilted, table top grill. Best strategy is to use the money to make money, not give it away. George should've manufactured the grills in his hometown.
8:00 Blood In Blood Out
Great reference.
LE CHUI!? IS MII CARNALE!