ASMR Roleplay: Count to 10 [M4A] [Comfort for Anger Management] [Controlling your temper]
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- It's alright, babe... just slow down with me, and count to 10...
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"Is that a hole the wall..? Did you punch the wall?"
I got some true strength
no fr i think i would break my hand if i punched a wall 💀 OR MY PARENTS WOULD BREAK MY HAND LMAO ID BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE
The wall would have more than one hole, and I would have a broken arm
Cardlin: Another One Bites the Dust!
My mom: don’t do it!
My dad: don’t do it!
My brother: don’t do it!
My grandma: don’t do it!
My grandpa: don’t do it!
My cousins: don’t do it!
My animals don’t do it!
John Deacon: don’t do it!
Roger Taylor: don’t do it!
Brian May: don’t do it!
Delilah (Freddie’s cat): don’t do it!
Freddie Mercury: don’t you dare darling!
*bass riff intensifies*
Inner Queenie in me: *Steve walks warily down the street with his brim pulled way down low!*
Killer Queen this is golden
And another ones gone another ones gone another one bites the dust
Yesss
Killer Queen Delilah and Oscar are bea
Courtney Boulds SAME I LOVE QUEEN
"did you put ice on it" i'm lost rn, i'm stuck somewhere in between laughing and crying
Putting ice on a jammed finger? Never heard of it, I jammed all 4 of my fingers I'm volleyball, and i had to still play 😂
@@kendalreads630 I once got two of my fingers on my left hand smashed between the girl bathroom door at school
@@captainsadpotato2159 lol same but some girl she was heavy like heavy not trying to be rude but she broke 2 of my fingers
@@Rottinginglitter ooh, that must've hurt
Me: I am very calm.
also me: *fights a woman because I stub my toe and she asked me if I was okay*
mood
Your username made me check every corner of my room haha
This has to be relatable 😆
When you stomp your toe your obviously not okay 😂😂😂
That's me
THIS IS RELATABLE
"is that.. a hole in the wall?" Sir I live in europe these walls are made out of pure bricks and cement- If there was a hole in the wall I am miss hulk-
same lmao
Same😂✋
This is America, almost all of our walls are made of drywall, stop bragging
@@vampirewolfboi they were not bragging 💀
i'm so angry rn but this genuinely made me laugh because of how true that it, i'd probably break my hand if i do that
My anger issues:
**colors a picture**
**the smallest unnoticeable color gets out side the lines**
**chucks table** ITS ALL RUINED NOW
If I am *ever* told (while signing cards for any occasion) that, "It's okay, just scratch it out!" Oh. Oh, no. Nuh-uh. Yeah. Then, I proceed to manically rip it up while they watch, hunkering into myself like Smeagol.
We're neurotic soulmates! 😆 💙
ME
Me: *drawing*
Me: *cant draw the other eye*
Me: *(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻*
Me: *I CANT DRAW THE OTHER FUCKING EYE*
Sameeee lmaoooo
Why is this so me?
Me: *about to go to sleep*
Cardlin: *uploads*
Me: ... Eh, sleep is for the weak. *scrambles out of bed to find headphones*
😂literally me rn
@@clover2321
😂😂
We'll sleep when we're dead
@@katsukiswife662
Yup
@@katsukiswife662 extreme set it off flashbacks
Cardlin: Sweetie, did you punch the wall?
Me: **wags tail happily** Yes😃
Sara the amazing mustache lady ...you have a tail
@@longestfuneralever that person into puppy play is my guess.
Wait you all *dont* have a tail...
This is the conversation me and my mum have everyday! 😂
Lol
I suffer from anger management issues. I can't calm down without breaking something or harming myself. I broke my hand two times for hitting a wall and I broke a lot of phones, glasses, plates... Sometimes it can get very bad, to the point where I can't breathe and scratch my face and my neck very hard and I yell at everyone.
You really reminded me of my mom, because she always tries to calm me down while talking softly.
My mum don’t she caries on shouting at me coz she does I shout at her oop
I do the same thing but alone
You don't know how long I've been waiting for something like this!! I have really bad anger issues so thank you cardlin!!
Mocha the furr SAME THO
Same
Same : /
Samee
Yeah mine get real bad were I want to stab someone... I might need help.
Him:"another one bites the dust"
My brain:*don't do it*
*don't do it*
*don't do it*
*don't do it*
*don't do it*
*don't do it*
*don't do it*
*don't do it*
*don't do it*
*don't do it*
*don't do it*
Me:And ANOtheR OnE GoNE, anOtHeR oNe gOnE, ANotHEr ONe BItEs tHe DuSt.
FUCKIN QUEEEEEEEEN!!!
My boisss
cardlin: had to do it to them *MEGA whip*
Rip Freddie Mercury
*grabs pots and pans and bangs them together* i'M gONna GeT yoU Too! ANotheR oNe BitEs The duSt
Me **is black* *
“You’re turning bright red”
Sorry I’m annoying this is beautiful.
I’m black and I can blush
Is there something wrong with me ??
ImmatureStarlight same
@@de8479 no im black and i can't blush but i'd smile without me actually physically making me smile.
Gay Potato Nope that just means you’re different and that’s good :D
Felt this🥰
Him: uuh honey? Is everything okay?
Me: *holding a knife* H-Huh?! YEA IM FINE
•Den1se Qu0ta• it be like that 😭
*holding multiple knives* yes were fiiiiiiiine!
Also with those multiple knives I am now Edward scissor hands XD
*holds chainsaw* yeeeaaaah, totallyyyyy. I'm fiiiiiine~
HAHAHHAA
Him: what's going on?
Me: *NOtHinG*
Him: well obviously it's something
Me:..... *......... BoI I sAiD iT's NoThiNg!!!!!!!*
Would have raged real fast like when you lose a game in fortnite
Him: "is something else going on?"
Me: well actually I-
Him: "you know.."
Me: STOP INTERRUPTING ME YOU STUPID BOY ahem as i was saying..
When he said “You punched the wall!” I started laughing so hard
SAME 😭
I get on rage/anger mood only when i play game like "WADAAAAAHEEK" !!!(at these moments my lover find me funny..🙄)
*GAHHHH DAMN ICE ON FRIDGE (destroys home)*
*gah I know right* punches wall
Everyone loses their temper sometimes it's nice to have this audio. Also I love the angry doggo in the drawing!!!
Look em in the eye, aim no higher
Summon all the courage you require
then count-
IT‘S THE TEN DUEL COMMANDMENTS
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Number *10* paces *FIRE!*
Oh my gosh!! Alexander Hamilton. My school went to see it in Chicago and I fell in love with. Obsessed!!
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
THERE ARE 10 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW
HE AIMS HIS PISTOL AT THE SKY *WAIT*
That angery fluff nugget is me
Santa Belle yep #angryfluffnuggetsquad
That’s the best name for it.
ANGERY FLUFF NUGGET- 🤣
Like an angry little gremlin lol
the name angry fluff nugget is adorable. I-
How is his voice so calming like ?
I really dont Know 🤷♀️
*IKR* I just guess some people voice is just made for Asmr...... Once I tried to do Asmr. And I sounded like someone gasping for air
"another one bites the dust"
Me:
Cardlin:
Me:
Cardlin:
Me:
AND A N O T H E R *_G O N E_* AND A N O T H E R *_G O N E_*
AnGeliCa, PeggY ELIZAAAA WORK!
Eliza what the...you know what he doesn’t deserve you and he cheated on you. Go get a better man ok.
"Hi Mamaaaaaaaa!!"
- Angelica Hamilton aka your best daughter ever 😎🐦🎹
I appreciate that seeing the cause of the anger didnt also make you angry, (seeing the hole in the wall didnt cause an angry reaction) usually thats a go-to and it only serves to worsen the situation. I also like that you showed that its not all shouting and yelling. It gets real, and it gets real FAST. Its not pretty and usually takes more than a "calm down" to fix the situation.
Me: I’m a calm person.
Anger issues: *throws a guitar at the wall over something stupid*
Oh don’t worry the guitar is ok
Same :))))
Him: "your turning bright red"
Me: *looks at my brown hand* "my skin don't do red"
When he said that and ''your shaking'' I thought we were about to sh*t ourselves
oh hey😏
Kokichi... you are literally so pale...
I'm kidding its just your pfp and name is you know
I have really bad anger management problems you have no clue how much I've needed this I swear. New favorite audio!
Cardlin: well another bites the dust
Me : *hears that * ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST hahaha * realizes that I’m so lonely to be singing the whole song in a matter of a couple minutes *
I was very upset and this came just right on time, thx cardibear
I also have really bad anger issues, to the point where I'm shaking from so much anger. This genuinely helped to get me to stop shaking and to even out my breathing. Thank you cardlin!
*CAME AS SOON AS I COULD*
"I came as soon as I heard!"
"Angelica.."
"ALL THE WAY FROM LONDON. DAYUM."
....
I'm sorry.
Your pfp tho 😂
Your profile pic is my mood before tis video. I was so pressed lmao
CipherIvyStudios Angelica, thank gosh someone who understand what I’m struggling here to doooo...
I’m not here for youuuuu
Ohhhhhhhhhh
ANGELICAAAAAA
Umm what kinda sorcery is this?! How did you upload this right when I was getting heated about something?
That's asmr baby~
That's what I was saying! I was about to punch the wall and **BOOM** HE POSTED
@@kendalreads630 he is magic boi he KNOWS EVERYTHING
I really love this because I do see red and I get super angry at tiny things and actually once I got so angry I hurt my friend and I felt terrible. There are a bunch of holes in my walls. I really loved this and I loved having the feeling of someone there to help me. This really helped. Thank you so much.
OH MY GOSH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PUBLISHING MY SCRIPT 😭 I can't believe this, I'm so honored 💕💕
Julia Culberson it’s a great script! ❤️
omg you are such a good writer!!!
can't wait to see (maybe) more audio's written by you!
Thank you for writing this I needed it!!!
It’s great!!
This actually really helped. I've been super angry about a lot of stuff recently, and listening to this helped put my mind to rest.
When I have an anger attack like this, I'll have terrible anger that won't go away until I scream my lungs out and break everything in my reach. If I supress these urges, I'll most likely have a sensory discomfort attack as well.
i’m going to my first therapy appointment for my anger next week. listening to this audio is very comforting bc it describes my anger issues perfectly
i searched up calming videos because i was irritated and upset, but then you said to take a deep breath, then after two breaths i just started crying haha
I think I need anger management classes bc i get mad A LOT!🙀😹😿
edit:Ur videos make me happy❤️
Cardlin: Another bites the dust
Me: DUN DUN DUN
😂
If you lived with me, the fridge wouldn't be jammed with ice XD Same goes for the freezer!
Me: already upset. My dad: how was your day? Me:*𝖱𝖺𝗀𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀*
Okay so this is amazing because I have bipolar disorder and I can get like this! Thank you for doing this one! Also a side note one time I was so angry that I stepped on a framed artwork that I got at the store. Luckily I had shoes on but still I just wanted to break something. Now I have this to listen to when I get like that!
Maybe this is just me but I would have put another fist through the wall if he started telling me to count to ten, not gonna lie it kinda irritated me
Same I wanted to yell shut up but it's late at night here..
Same it's kinda like telling someone to breathe
Did you read my mind? I was practicing parking in an empty parking lot today and I kept doing something wrong and I couldn't figure out what it was. My mom wasn't helping much either, neither was the fact that it made me feel stupid since I don't even have my permit yet all the kids my age at my school are getting their licenses. I was so overwhelmed with anger and sadness because I felt stupid. So I really appreciate this Cardlin.
When you keep watching asmr a secret:
*Friend: wants to show you a video on TH-cam*
*You: intensely thinks and deletes TH-cam*
ur pfp.... life isn't quite what I thought itd be
When I was a kid on v.o.i.p 😩☝️
When I’m mad or frustrated it always results in me screaming curse words kicking and or punching things that have nothing to do with why I’m mad and then breaking down in tears so in all honestly while my episodes might not be as bad as others this still helps a ton! :))
Heads up that the outro is “Her Greatest Gift”.
Amazing audio though. That helped.
i broke down in tears while listening because i remember my mom telling me im like my dad when im mad and I HATE WHEN SHE SAYS THAT, i hate my dad i don’t wanna be like him
Next time I get angry I will listen to this! Loved listening to this!
Him: what's going on?
Me: idk!
Him: well obviously something is going on!
Me: ik!
Him: so tell me what's going on!
Me: LIKE I SAID IDK!!!
him: ok no need to shout!
Me: JUST TELL ME WHATS HAPPENING!!!
him: the freezer got frozen and jammed with ice again and you got you finger jammed?
Me: .....did I!- WAIT WHAT FREEZER DO YOU HAVE!? FROZZONE!!!??? 😂
WHERE’S MY SUPER SUIT
@@jaybird4784 *HONEY WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SUPER SUIT*
idk if this is just me but anger management classes suck a lot
*You are totally right*
I love you so much💛💛💛 You should totally do another pregnancy video!! I loved all the ones you did
"is that a hole in the wall?"
me: ...i-its concrete...
WOW... You got super strength 😂
IS ANYONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE BIG PUFFY DOG CARDLIN HAS IN THE THUMBNAIL?!?!?!
ITS ANGRY TOO
Thanks Cardlin, I really needed this today :)
Him not being upset at us for breaking the glass makes me so happy bc whenever I break a dish at home (on accident) my parents always yell at me
"maybe those anger managment classes..."
Immediate reaction: fuck off
Lmao
i punched a hole in my wall earlier today ......oops
anger management classes might be something to try
Him: "is that a hole in the wall?"
Me: ...GOTTA BLAST!!
🏃🏻♀️💨
Hahahhahahahhahahaha.
i literally woke up few minutes ago and wanted to listen to asmr so i can go back to
sleep ( it’s 4am for me ) but i noticed this on my notifications and i got spooked for a bit cause i saw a dream of me HAVING a tantrum ppftt
This audio is the best one I've found, I was shaking in anger when I found this, this made me calm down. Thank you Cardlin for making this!
"Another one bites the dust." 😍😍Did I hear that right?
I just want to say 'thanks'. I can't control my temper sometimes, so thank you Cardlin.
God this has good timing, lately I’ve been having a lot of anger issues and they’ve became worse the more i do anything so this is good
You couldn't have posted at a better time.
TwentyOnePanic!AtTheFallOutBoy. Oml ur userrrrrrrr 😂
Aaayy I found you again!! Didn’t know you were a fan of cardlin!
@@pastelalienshorts5784 hell yess
OH BOY! did I need this after yesterday’s game! ....threw my cooking utensils at the wall because of KC’s loss...DAMN YOU BRADY!
Holy hell, I needed this some time ago too. I’m at my game right, I cheer for football, and I know some stuff. So, there’s a girl on the other team, and she gets tackled and we get a touchdown. And the ref called something and we got the points tooken off because we were being, I quote, “too rough.” Like cmon, it’s football what do you expect to get away without a scratch!? And because of that touchdown not counting we lost. Ooooooh boy I was ready to fight the girl who got tackled.
mark is ti red and that makes no sense! Why did she even join the team in the first place? It’s not like she didn’t know football was a contact sport!
Melissa I know right! That’s like saying “I’m gonna do cheer! And I expect to be able to get away without a scratch every time I practice!” And sorry for replying late, yesterday I was busy :’)
Ah, this is good for me. I have a very big temper. Especially when I wake up in the morning.
Meeeee. I chucked my xbox controller at my wall and said GET OUT OF HERE. LET ME SLEEP! '
_Loses game_
**THROWS MYSELF ACROSS THE ROOM**
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
LOL XD
you have no idea how long ive needed one of these i struggle with anger problems this was awesome i’m very calm right now thank you
You never hesitate to make me feel better
Didn’t know i needed this. 💞
Cardlin, thank you so much. I'm having a lof of anger attacks. This audio really help me ❤
2:01 “your turning bright red!” engage cuddling and calming down my anger with my imaginary pillow bf mode 😭😭
Him: honey? is everything okay?
Me: *curled up in a corner about to explode in anger from the littlest things*
Anyone else start singing when he said "i see red"?
I don’t know about anybody else but the whole counting down from 10 doesn’t work for me, also don’t judge the name, made this when I was 10
HDHDBDHXU SAME
He posted this after I was so mad about school! You're an amazing wizard I swear!
The fact that in the fanart, he's holding an angry puppy 🥺
This audio understands that it’s small things that always set off the edge. Like I started playing games and just got angrier and angrier and angrier and nothing was calming me down, but this audio worked
Love u cardlin my big teddy bear ♥️☺️
this is such such good timing thank you!!!!!!!
thank you, I'm having an awful time at home and i don't have therapy until monday so this helped me calm down a little.
love⚘
Omg the smol angry doggo in his armsssss!!!
That grumpy dog is so cute
Brilliant audio Cardlin. Great script and awesome voice acting.
LOOK AT THE THING THE CARDLIN IN THE AUDIO IS CARRYING ITS SO CUTE OH MY GOD
Why nobody is talking about the doggo >:v
IKR!
I started laughing when I saw this comment and then looked at the dog hehe 😂
I know it’s so cute :(
I have that exact dog plush lol
I had a rage attack earlier and this really helped me calm down, thank you Cardlin :]
Now that you remind me the I get bright red the more red the more I might turn green and turn into hulk 😂 😂 😂
this is helping me so much, i'm literally shaking out of anger, thank you sm
this video was 2 years ago but this really made me tear up a bit haha
although i do have anger issues, its more of a silent anger since i was raised not to express my emotions properly (which is a good thing sometimes) sometimes i get physical but im mostly passive so i just kinda curl into a ball and cry angrily until i feel better, and if maybe i cant help but be physical i lightly repeatedly tap on flat surfaces or maybe even let my fist slam somewhere and let my hand go crazy because i cant control it most of the time
but this audio made me feel really cared for instead of being judged so i appreciate this alot cardlin even though im sure you cant read this anymore lol
lov this and lov u and i lov all of yall taking the time to read this if you did
imma go cry now
That angry lil dog is a mood
Thank u so much! I've been waiting for this for a long time, really needed it! Thank you, Cardlin ❤️😄
We are the cute but angry puppy in his arm! 😂
I loooove your audios Card ❤️
I love this, I couldn't decide whether to laugh or cry
The whole time I was just fawning over how cute that dog is I-
This hits harder then I thought it would
"Another one bites the dust"
"AnD AnOtHeR OnE DoWn AnD AnOtHeR OnE DoWn"