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- Former Tory MP and serial Have I Got News for You guest presenter Boris Johnson joins Jeremy Clarkson for a celebrity interview before taking a rather scenic route out on the track in the Suzuki Liana! Go to / topgear to see a full list of all high quality videos available on the Top Gear TH-cam channel and don't forget to visit www.topgear.com for all the latest news and car reviews.
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Seems like a cool guy, bet he's fun at parties.
🤣
*cough* broke covid rules
You do a Better job at driving into walls than running our country
Bruuuh 🤣🤣🤣
I think you meant at work events
@@vankammevids9541 sure, keep telling yourself that 🤣
My dad met Boris during the election show on the BBC. There was a table with cheese and crackers, Boris went "Oooo...cheese and crackers".
What a muppet
@@Mahmood.23 Lighten up lol.
Who cares if he's an upper class millionaire leading hundreds of thousands of people (incl children) into poverty in the UK! He likes cheese and crackers! He's just a regular bloke like me!
@@andrepduarte You're an idiot if your understanding of how poverty is created is limited to a single politician. Also, as you clearly don't know your statistics, poverty rates have remained stable for decades, regardless of which party is in charge.
@@cirrus393 You obviously don't understand how statistics work independent of the papers of which they were asserted.
No one should *ever* take ambiguous, uncontextualized or flippant statistical statements seriously. Clearly from the statement you made you're talking completely out of your arse.
For example, the unemployment rate decreasing is not evidence of poverty rates "remaining stable".
All papers I've found relating to poverty actually indicate that whilst the percentage of impoverished people have remained *relatively similar* , the criteria for what constitutes poverty has actually changed (i.e access to Basic ISP, gross collective income {which is dependent on area when compared nationally} etc).
As a further example the necessity of a working ISP is clearly indicative of cultural change but it poisons the well when we try to unpack these things objectively and furthermore, doesn't account for things that are sacrificed in order to maintain a working ISP.
Basic economics & the vast increase in population would not allow for stability in any way whatsoever. That would be a complete statistical anomaly.
That accompanied by the criteria for what constitutes "poverty" being fickle and seemingly intangible, the statistics you claim to know about actually mean nothing and it's absolutely fallacious to even attempt a comparison without giving it the proper context.
Just out of interest, what papers in particular led you to this conclusion? Even arguably partisan research papers have evidenced that in support of the tories *at best* enabling an economic climate in which poverty & austerity if you like, have become far more prevalent. The issue is actually a semantic issue & quite a sneaky one at that but it is completely disingenuous to claim that it has remained stable.
It most certainly has not.
Boris: "Have you ever driven a tractor very fast?"
Jeremy: "No." *Many years later*
ITS A LAMBORGHINI
"Speeeed!"
And POWER
What a MACHINE YOU AHH
Jeremy Clarkson had a farm
How did he go from appearing on Fifth Gear to becoming President of the United States...absolutely amazing.
i thought this was come dine with me
@@Liam29821 guys it’s countdown please get it right.
And he used to know all the best words.
uk you mean
R/whoosh
Who's here after Boris revealed that he is, in fact, the senate and declared the emperor of the galactic empire
May: Not yet.
i *am* the prime minister.
@@amaximus224 Brilliant as that is,
Can someone tell me just what the hell is going on?? He got Covid, great, but what's with all the fresh fresh british memes?
Leaving a Canadian confused, over here.
I love democracy...
*I just wanted to know if there was some backstory I missed*
"You can't rule out the possibility that beneath the elaborately constructed veneer of a blithering idiot there lurks a blithering idiot." - Boris Johnson
If you gave me that sentence with no context and asked me who it applies to most, I would say Boris Johnson. But I would never believe it was his quote .
And he's right! He really is a blithering idiot. He just happens to be posh and knows a bit of Latin.
im also a blithering idiot
@@harumasikuchannel that's ok, just don't ever become Prime Minister
@@imaweerascal Funny journalist. Fluent in Classical Greek, Latin and French.
Who's here after Boris Johnson, David Cameron, and Michael Gove became the new hosts of Top Gear
That would be a cracking show to watch.... they could do the tent stuff, CHM can do the specials
The EDL
Tally Ho Gear: Eton Special. Next week: the boys tour the Rolls Royce factory
Brexit gear
special guest nigel farage
I loved having this beautiful interview. Maybe we will get a lovely BLOO car.
Shhhh
How are you?
Oh cock
Im coming for you boris
@「 Deadpoppin 」 no and it’s Mr. Clinton to you
He sounds like what Americans think of when you say somebody is British
Boris was born in New York he’s American
@anon well its never bad to have another citizenship is it?
Yes.
@@ellispriedkalns Except that's exactly how it works in America haha.
John Doe It’s how it works In Britain as well
Whos here after boris is elected prime minister
Yup, trying to remember some of Jezza's best digs at Boris
Everyone who’s here after your comment obviously
Big Daddy Bojo
Yep...Jeremy.."who wants to see Boris' s lap" ? Me: I wouldn't mind seeing our new Prime Ministers lap...wink wink...( weird crush )
Yep
An underrated comedian, loved his work in Little Britain and Come fly with me.
1:35 when clarkson says no to boris saying “have you ever driven a tractor fast? ” - 13 years later, clarkson “the Lamborghini R8” 😂
I hope nothing goes wrong with the R8 like having an European hook instead of a British one or being too big and literally can't be parked inside of the warehouse.
Yes, he then understood
haha spot on crossed my mind to. into the farm !
who’s here after boris imprisoned the queen, retook his home island of new york from the colonial rebels and claimed the long-gone french throne in the name of the British State?
sabotabo sorry was asleep, what happened?
CallyWasHere boris has now wrested control of France from the legitimate government, reformed the entente cordiale and swept through Germany and her European order as Germany herself did years ago
What a load of Pfeffel
@@sabotabo7476 wow, before I was asleep all that was on the race!
What the fuck are you talking about
Who’s here after Boris was revealed to be the main protagonist in GTA 6?
Lol
These just keep getting better n better😂
This one actually made me lol
The plot for GTA 6 is Boris will travel back in time to 2013 to stop the Union Depository heist.
@@Nobody-471 Bruh I would actually buy that.
Love how he said "You cant rule out the possibility that beneath the elaborately constructed veneeer of a blithering idiot, there lurks a blithering idiot." That was the last remnants of his concious mind telling the world not to trust him, before the Nestene Consciousness took over.
Lol boris is so chill it even looked like he was just having a convo with some dude in the audience before jeremy called him up.
TH-cam to everyone in UK:
Here is your Prime Minister on Top Gear
I live in Turkey and I get similar recommendations.
Italy here
México over here. Although I was already a follower of late Top Gear and UK politics.
I live in the US
Bobby Jay Germany at it
And 16 years later, he's our prime minister..
*prime minister
Hahahahaha sucks to be yous with that knob as a prime minister
@@shboyle whos urs then
@@fordinho2069 our beloved Taoiseach
And that'll be all
Jeremy: Soo, do you like to party?
Boris: You have no idea, mate
Change mate for my dear fellow 😂
Jeremy is a legend, just admits he drives on bus lanes on TV, not a care in the world, i miss these times.
Same man...
“Uploaded 9 years ago”
TH-cam 2019 Recommended: “Here you go”
there's quite a good reason why it's throwing up all these Boris clips now though
Timothy Thrower Aye I Can't wait for Boris to be prime minister.
You philistine. Go watch the news. Twat.
Sam Neill yeah it’s because he’s quite possibly the next PM
Deathmisser first PM to go to prison?
Who’s here after Boris revealed himself to be an extra-dimensional alien and instigated the fourth galactic war?
In five years this comment will be frighteningly relevant
Me
No, that's Dominic Cummings.
@@asink5928 Honestly, give it 1 year.
Me too, and to see what a fat cnut he's turned out to be
Boris: have you ever driven a tractor fast
Clarkson in the future: It's a Lamborghini
Hahah how the tables have turned
James May once said that Boris would be known as Boris the Oppressor. He had no idea how right he would be
Who’s watching this after Boris is in intensive care
Well it just popped up in my recommended so...
Came up in my recommended
Anyone watching after yesterday bro
Literally everyone who will ever see this will. Period.
Yeah, it’s randomly in my recommended lap lol
“Boris Johnson admitted to hospital with Corina virus “
TH-cam ... here you are
Ryan Black love your vids
@@charlieenglish3154 um you watch farming videos ?
Jim Ratcliffe I’m sorry would you prefer a 2002 BMW with slight misfire?
Boris is g
Corina
Who's here after Boris created 19 rings for Elves, Dwarves and Men with 1 ring to rule them all
I love the whole thing about Clarkson going on about driving in bus lanes and bike lanes it’s just so funny
Breaking News:
As Prime Minister, Boris Johnson arrests Jeremy Clarkson for driving in bus lanes
Sentenced to drive a bicycle one handed for a month I hope.
I did drive in a bus lane ONCE. It was pitch black and I was in auto-pilot, then I realised.."hang on, there is a bus lane around here...wait...im in it..." and I moved back into the correct lane.
No. As prime minister, Boris scrapped all the bus lanes so Jeremy can't drive in them anymore.
I drive in bus lanes regularly in my bus.
As prime minister, he was a lying, corrupt, entitled cunt. Also before he was prime minister, and after.
Seems like a nice guy, maybe he should try out for prime minister
😂
how do you not know he his
Ryan.s r/whoooooooooosh!!!
@@surindersingh724 jokes on you I was kidding
Ryan.s Uh huh. And your literal question in your “joke” was meant to be funny how exactly? Don’t worry about it. It happens to the best of us. Just take the L and move on. Digging further just looks worse.
If Boris never got into politics and persued a TV career, I think everyone would love him
I always love coming back to this video to read the “Who’s here after” comments.
This is the most British conversation I’ve ever seen.
They should have Yanked it up by eating cheeseburgers and drinking mountain dew
@@Talis7212 God damm mountain dew
Malarkey
Tricky
Veneer
Blithering
References to Homer
GQ mention
The lot.
James Todd "No, not the faintest..."
You must hate Britain then.
Boris is still driving around the track. He can't find the right Brexit!
Wow...well fucking played.
No
@Saitama _ do you live in the uk?
@@moonshot9056 You will be poorer if you leave with no deal dipshit.
Goddamn
this is one of the funniest convos ive ever heard, and its as if they’ve been long time friends from the way they talk
Jeremy in the early 2000s “no one has driven a tractor fast”. 2021 Jeremy “i love my Lamborghini tractor… speed and power”.
its like seeing the anime villain in the background of the first episode
Which anime do that? I've never seen that before.
@@HOTD108_ I think JoJos Bizarre Adventure has done that.
And aot
@@HOTD108_ bleach?
Gaunter o dimm
First Prime Minister to be on Top Gear.
Unless one of the earlier guests become PM in the future
Fj Fj He would still be the first lol
@@oliverhawkins5581 No he wouldn't, if Jonathan Ross becomes Prime Minister he would be the first
Fj Fj No because Boris has already become PM. Ross would be the second PM that was on top gear...
@@oliverhawkins5581 No because Ross appeared on Top Gear before Boris
Back when he used to answer the questions he was asked
he was asked why he drives cycle with one hand, he replied its discriminatory for people with one hand
What politician tells the truth (not Lizzie trust)
It was at this point that I knew he'd be PM some day...
I'm still waiting for Clarkson to win, but I know it will happen.
"I know nothing about cars. Actually, I do know about cars"
"I don't talk on the mobile phone while cycling. I do talk on the mobile phone"
- Some things never change
His inner politician is showing.
Loool
“Do go outside. Don’t go outside” 😌
He's just a blithering idiot.
Problem solved, the dog ate the phone apparently.
6:29 Boris on his way to the pub when people are there after 10pm
6:36 - me driving home at 959pm
😂😂😂
Boris- “Have you ever drove a tractor that fast”
Jeremy- “no” *buys one from Lamborghini
When this was recorded his wife was still In primary school
😂😂😂
Who's here after reading a hundred comments saying "who's here after boris is in intensive care"
Yup
101 now...
@@AthelstanEngland indeed
Me
Yh me
Anita Eve he’s better now tho
How convenient just when he’s going for prime minister... TH-cam strikes again.
It's 9 years old, the video.
Tisala I hope he does become prime minister
@@drystkrab269 That's not the point.................... YT could be accused of political bias and influencing the choice of PM.
the womble even though youtube repeatedly gives into left wing news sites
@@bees6242 I never said that was fair did I? All you've succeeded in doing is showing a tad of your own bias and an assumption that I'm a Lefty. Well done!
Who's here after Boris Johnson initiated 3rd Impact and merged all of humanity into a single being?
Boris be the kinda guy to twiddle his fingers at a succulent meal
Britain’s new pm right here. Who would’ve believed it
I didn't
Less surprised when you saw trump shooting your fired and expecting that guy to be the potus
He was london mayor and super popular.
He sure gives trump a run for his money in terms of hair!
Me. Won me a fair bit of money. Got incredible odds a year and a half ago.
Who's here after Boris won the fortnite World Cup?
Fortnite is dead
@@hellheight8243 nope
@@b_scuit Yep
@@hellheight8243 it should be
Shut up
2010 Boris: Bring back Angus not hanging
2021 Boris - Bring back hanging not Angus
Just stumbled upon this. The algorithm gods certainly have a sense of humor.
This literally came into my recommended on the day after he became PM
Well yeah mate it would do it's a video about the pm
And now he is in hospital dying of cronovirus. Hope he gets through this poor guy.
David Marjason he ain’t dying
@@EyeeyeCaptain I think you miss the point...
David Marjason no no I get the point. I’m just saying that it ain’t over for him, in fact he just got out of intensive care now
he is spectacular to watch, you can see why he's catnip for people who know nothing about politics or him
No one:
TH-cam: lets put it on people recommended 10 years later when boris gets corona and is in hospital 😂🤣
sooo agree
He's in intensive care now
Overused comment smh
Haha yes 😂
LETS GOOOOOO
I cant believe how Clarkson got old in 9 years
this is 14 years ago
see if you remember the clip of borris in 1998 as a mystery supermarket shopper (on youtube). he just looks the same.
Well, a diet of cigarettes and wine does eventually catch up with you
@@skullmanUK indeed. The trick is knowing when to stop
@@claudiobedale1591 34
4:08 what do you mean, he went so high pitched lol
I knew he'd be PM ever since I saw him level that boxhead in the charity football match all those years ago.
It took them 9 years and one man to become Prime Minister to change "Boris Jonson" to "Boris Johnson" in the title.
randomm User1237589 posted 9 years ago though
No this was 16 years before he became PM, this aired in 2003
Who’s here after Boris annexed half the Tau Empire’s territory and accidentally ordered exterminatus on Mars
are you saying that boris is the god emperor?
@@stephenrabha2446 borsi yes haha
Sounds good to me.
Why stop at half? Hopefully follows through soon, no weaboo space communists allowed
The New British Empire. Now he is sending 50 divisions to conquer Jupiter
Who's here after Boris revealed he's actually the Boris from the Life of Boris TH-cam channel?
Dang I remember when this episode first aired,feels like i was watching it last night
Stalin
you are doing great in the HAAS
Who’s here after Boris declared war on an alien planet and beheaded its ruler before claiming it for the British empire
Sounds like something straight out of a doctor who episode
@@ssssSTopmotion It was probably written by Chibs, too
You have to be more specific or it's not funny
2:17 - "I'm like Aeschylus, feasting from scraps at the rich banquet of Homer". Of course Boris would drop a classics reference in there.
Lol
What a nice man, he should be Prime Minister one day.
*one gigantic pile of skulls later*
@@zogworth Buying skulls on Ebay again, zogworth?
@@Archangelsvoid no I steal them from a certain SW1H post code. Much easier when you don't have to acid bath them yourself.
Watching this it made perfect sense for Boris to be priminister
"Who here drives in bus lanes"
In India its called an extra lane. Even the buses don't use it
Its for bikes, rikshaws and car drivers who think they own the planet.
@@nikhilpatil7218 fortuner and endeavour drivers in a nutshell.
Same here in Peru (South America)...
Nobody cares about India
@@bickdig Thank you for your words of wisdom Lord Hasbulla 🙏🙏
Who’s here after Boris annexed the 13 colonies of America after they squabbled too much
i smell salt
I smell tea
do you smell it in the boston harbor? درع ماس
@@truckmonth4179 yup lol
@@truckmonth4179 😂
The first Top Gear video I couldn’t finish.
The only time Borris has driven faster is during lockdown when some has said they are having a party... "Ok, Ill be there soon"
A true British argument:
"I'm the crappest"
"I'm much crapper"
"I you assure you you're not"
"I was being crap long before you thought of the idea"
I'm not even British
True true, positively Turkish dear fellow
that literally made no sense
@@jairaven8447 sense? Good lord have you heard what that stuff can do to you? Geoffrey's wife left him just for suggesting it.
@@freespirit6717 I know but look at the thumbs
@@weareallbeingwatched4602 fam im british and no one ik ever talks like this
Thumbs up if you are here trying to find the conversation between Clarkson and Johnson arguing about being sick in an F15?
I'm pretty sure that happened on Jeremy's show "Clarkson" and I think there's a best of Clarkson 1999 video on TH-cam with that exact moment in it.
@@curtisbenson2002 You are correct, it happened on "Clarkson" in fact here's the link to it
th-cam.com/video/UV2vnZwV0pU/w-d-xo.html
No..?
@@communismwithgiggles2515 ^ Thank you!
Great username, btw
TH-cam recommendations never changes does it
It's almost like this was some kind of sign that we shouldn't have elected someone to be PM who we couldn't figure out was sane or not.
Well bexit happened because of him that was very good and covid was very difficult so you can’t have a go at him
@@detachedduck6022 I can absolutely have a go at him because he began to remove the human rights act, let people like Patel and Williamson stay in cabinet for as long as they did despite their issues and I never liked brexit because it was economically and politically a bad idea
@@thomassherwood5061 that’s just incorrect brexit was an amazing money saver for the government and I do get what you mean when you say that they shouldn’t have stayed in cabinet
@@detachedduck6022 we get so much stuff from Europe to the point that we shouldn't have left because it would be too expensive. In return for membership fees we got access to the largest single market in the world. Once we left, we then had to deal with the complex beauracracy that hampered our exports, hence the long truck queus at ports plus the giant loss in the workforce as we kicked European workers out of the country.
As for the Cabinet, there were many people who should have been fired. Patel should've been fired for breaking the Ministerial Code and for condemning the RNLI whilst Williamson was only fired a year after he scrued over exams twice in a row during the pandemic.
Cant wait for him to be PM of Britain!
Stone_Tigris you think?
Enjoy buddy
Well that was a good guess!
Ha ha only had to wait 6 years
Your wish has finally came
Who's here after Boris nationalized the condom industry, bought Greenland and crashed a Konigsegg?
Never knew borris turned into richard hammond and crashed the cat
Why does that sound like a plausible scenario lol
Me
On a different note, fascinating how Jeremy Clarkson went from 3:25 to riding bicycles regularly and appreciating it.
How have I only just found this
This is from 2003 (Series 2). He would appear again in 2008 (Series 12).
Borris: tells stories about being incompetent
The UK a few years later: hmmmmmmmm mabye he should run the country
Better than the alternative. Also it's a comedy show and not a demonstration of ability
@@andybarronjnr ah good one living up to the name I see respek 👌
@@co1onial_fish962 pmsl
awesome , so true
@@co1onial_fish962 typical corbynite. All bark no bite. If you ain't gonna make a argument besides arbitrary insults on the basis of a username. I made for myself... Then why don't you go back to your self felatio
Thank you for the great help Boris. And both You, Boris and the original Top Gear are welcome in Ukraine at all times :)
I still remember this...
I met Boris around this time and he genuinely seemed quite humerous and easy going. His well constructed buffoon veneer was quite clearly an elaborate but obvious joke that he shared with anyone who met him which he mixed with a great deal of intelligence to make you feel you were part of an inside joke. Then he became the mayor of London and so began the rapid and dark decline.
Just like so many PMs the UK has had.
He was a decent mayor
6:31- "who hooted at me? someone hooted at me."
Finally the Stig is revealed !
I was waiting for the part when he was going to tell everyone to go to Peppa Pig world.
"Most politicians are pretty incompetent, but seem to have a thinly constructed veneer od competent. What I like about you is that you seem to have it the other way around"
Spot on.
@Supp D salty remainer spotted lol
I think that statement kind of fits with Trump too, although with him, maybe it is not a thin veneer, but a really thick one lol.
@Supp D Wow you really are salty.
He wrote once and you have wrote 10 million replies.
Calm down and embrace leaving.
If it bothers you, leave Britain! As you said your not British.
If your not British and dont live here, why be so salty over it.
Now I'm happy that we are leaving so there is no point me having this debate with you because we got our way.
Byeeeeeee
Supp D my guy relax
Supp D calm down jesus
10 years later still waffles the classics to impress people.
I love how boris holds his own 🤣 she loves the banta
Who is watching it in april 2021 ... .....pm of uk ......
Who’s here after Boris has/had Coronavirus?
Me
Sheriff of Nottingham I’m pretty sure TH-cam’s algorithm goes after the most popular news topics but that’s good for honest opinions
yup
Sheriff of Nottingham who is here after Bojo died of COVID 19
Sir Alex Ferguson shut up
Who's here after the who's here jokes became a thing?
Why does this guy make smile and shake my head every time I see him...through good PR and timing the guy made it to the top job
Because that is what the experts do when they read your IQ score?
@@public.public I merely find the guy amusing. I don’t know you and you certainly don’t know me so you cannot question one’s intelligence...how rude
6:07
"Streamly bad" 😂😂😂 Clarkson is such a legend
Who here after Boris elected himself king of the crab people?
Little did he know about 16 years later would be locking England down
Thought someone was interviewing Boris Johnsons laptop for a second when I read the title 😂
Boris: “Well if you’ve ever driven a tractor very fast-“
Jezza: “No, nobody has”
Guy Martin: “Am I a joke to you?”
track-tor flashbacks
*Russian farmer would like to know your location*
Guy Martin would like a word...
Leclerc has.
Has any Prime Minster in history shouted "where's the Apex?!"
before he was prime minister!
Yea that's true its before he had PM seat so he wasn't PM when he shouted it.
He has a "Rules for thee but not for me" vibe about him