I'm a huge car guy, but I just find it absolutely hilarious to listen to these guys talk about this when they have no idea what they're going on about lol.
"If you're a dad and you see your girlfriend's boyfriend pull up in a jeep wrangler, you're not letting her go on that date" Lmoa he really screwed up that sentence
Dude said subaru in a University of Oregon hoody 🤣🤣🤣🤣. So many douchey subaru drivers in Oregon, they have the biggest subaru dealership in North America in portland
CORRECT LIST OF WORST CARS: 1. PT Cruiser convertible (Just when you thought the ugliest car ever made couldn't get worse) 2. Any Lada *(HARDBASS INTENSIFIES)* 3. Any Plymouth after 1988 (Soulless, plastic, dull garbage) 4. Lexus SC430 (It's actually kind of cool to spend that much money on such an ugly car. Also, the last car to have a standard equipped cassette player) 5. Dodge Neon (How can a plastic car be this heavy) 6. Any Pontiac not named GTO (Couldn't recapture the magic of their only great car, so they made a hundred more not as good versions) 7. The vast majority of Peugots ("Dear God why," -Every Peugot owner) 8. Dodge Neon (it's so heavy one spot couldn't hold it) 9. Any Hummer (All the worst qualities of the most hated ground vehicle in the Army) 10. Any Buick (For God's sake, GET OUT OF THE LEFT LANE)
My first cars: Ford Ranger, Jeep Wrangler (played lacrosse), Subaru Outback (Washington plates)… all were actually awesome but I love that they all specifically made this list
Ford Ranger not beta at all - owning one illustrates that you’re a person that isn’t worried about the flash of a huge truck and appreciates the function and practicality of anything with a flat bed.. ford ranger is the ultimate work truck. Showing folks you can give a shit about being in a giant flashy truck and still getting work done.. is ALPHA if anything
hank picked the most stigmatized cars. like "jeep owners" are a thing, "subaru owners" are a thing, and "dodge charger drivers" are very much a thing. i wouldn't say that makes them the worst cars though
Hank has clearly never heard of the WRX. Big Cat has clearly never driven a Miata. I had one, great car. Especially if you get a '04 or '05 Mazdaspeed mx-5 Miata. Those have the power that a Miata should have. I had a normal one, but got rid of it.and bought a Corvette which sort of goes along with his statement as the Corvette has a ton of power and I love it, but my friend let me drive his Mazdaspeed Miata after I bought the Corvette and I emerged from the experience saying I would be just as happy with this as the Corvette. It was really great. M I A T A - Miata Is Always The Answer. Couldn't agree more about the riced out Civics. Kills me when I see one riced to the nth degree. I'm always like dude, there are so many better RWD or AWD platforms to do that to. Disagree about the Toyota Yaris. That is a great car because, fun fact, it comes fitted with a squirt gun. The windshield washer fluid sprayer is mounted on the windshield wiper and when you press the button for it, it will spray washer fluid for a second or 2 before the windshield wiper actually moves. That means it will spray washer fluid directly sideways into the next lane for a second or 2. That means you can spray someone in the next lane over if they anger you on the road or if your just trying to mess with your friends. Great car for that reason.
I've owned two Subaru's before, both of which were in and out of the shop on a regular basis, but I'd go back to Subaru in a heartbeat. It'll be my next car.
Disappointed no one said a sidekick...that like seafoam late 80s green with the white and pink spash vinyl...top choice for uncles with no families of their own and alcoholic women who peaked in the 90s
I feel like Hank does not understand the concept of cars
connor hughes add that to the long list
Fax
Man said a Subaru
@@jacobrobinson2434 hank had to be sheltered
Will you have Hank take an IQ test please?
idk why but it makes me mad how dumb he is
Lmao hank just naming car brands as if each brand only makes one car
Very surprised he said Jeep Wrangler rather than just Jeep...
Nathan Thompson with “lifted tires”
He probably thought he was saying Cherokee
Jeep liberty uglyy🤮
More girls in the 90’s lost their virginities in the spacious 1/2 cab Ford Rangers than R.Kelly’s recording studio. And that’s a fact.
The guy that drives the same model car as the town police cars.
These days it's a Mom in her Explorer.
Yes! I hit my brakes when I see those. Shouldn’t even be able to buy them
the WHITE FORD EXPLORER everytime
As a car guy this is so hard to watch
I was looking for this exact comment, because I feel the same
I'm a huge car guy, but I just find it absolutely hilarious to listen to these guys talk about this when they have no idea what they're going on about lol.
hurts to watch
I agree but their honestly kinda right about a lot of stuff, its good to get then inside of non car guys.
car guy is an easy first round pick for mt flushmore of "__ guy"
I cannot pardon these takes
"If you're a dad and you see your girlfriend's boyfriend pull up in a jeep wrangler, you're not letting her go on that date"
Lmoa he really screwed up that sentence
lmaooo
This concept went wayyyy over Hank's head
"33.3% of PMT listeners have dated a girl who drives a Jetta or has bought weed from someone who drives a Jetta"
I've actually done both
How did you miss the Kia Soul?
Dude said Subaru lol
westsidetrev wrx sti is a mean fkn car. Especially red like baby driver
and brz subaru is legendary
Subaru is godly
All of hanks picks were off kick him off the show
Next time you guys do a mount flushmore, just tell Hank its a mount rushmore and his list will probably be better
Does Big Cat think those enterprise rent a cars with the wrapping paper were real lmao
"I'm not sick of power wheels. That's why I'm friends with you.
I'm going to live vicariously through my son with power wheels.
Love it."
Poetry.
Don’t EVER disrespect the Ford Fuckin Ranger
Dude said subaru in a University of Oregon hoody 🤣🤣🤣🤣. So many douchey subaru drivers in Oregon, they have the biggest subaru dealership in North America in portland
Hank’s just picking the most common cars that everybody has. Like I know they’re lame, but not downright ugly
Not all subaru's are lame. The WRX is quite the opposite of a lame car.
@@samschegan1376 or a BRZ
CORRECT LIST OF WORST CARS:
1. PT Cruiser convertible (Just when you thought the ugliest car ever made couldn't get worse)
2. Any Lada *(HARDBASS INTENSIFIES)*
3. Any Plymouth after 1988 (Soulless, plastic, dull garbage)
4. Lexus SC430 (It's actually kind of cool to spend that much money on such an ugly car. Also, the last car to have a standard equipped cassette player)
5. Dodge Neon (How can a plastic car be this heavy)
6. Any Pontiac not named GTO (Couldn't recapture the magic of their only great car, so they made a hundred more not as good versions)
7. The vast majority of Peugots ("Dear God why," -Every Peugot owner)
8. Dodge Neon (it's so heavy one spot couldn't hold it)
9. Any Hummer (All the worst qualities of the most hated ground vehicle in the Army)
10. Any Buick (For God's sake, GET OUT OF THE LEFT LANE)
As a mass kid myself having a Jeep Wrangler in a suburb that hardly makes it to the beach is an absolute hardo move
Chrysler 200. Like, if it's not a 300 then what's the point
I laughed so hard at this
Hank sounded pretty dumb but his wrangler take is actually pretty true
You mentioned Hitler had a Beetle. So did Ted Bundy.....😳
2000 Pontiac Grand Am is on the list for everyone that lives in Michigan... we all knew at least 5 people that owned this car and all of them sucked.
Michael Scott also drove a Sebring which sucks just as much
JEEZUZ that Cubs lid is clean
My first cars: Ford Ranger, Jeep Wrangler (played lacrosse), Subaru Outback (Washington plates)… all were actually awesome but I love that they all specifically made this list
“It’s a 90-second car” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
The comment about the Jetta being either your girlfriends car or a drug dealer who sells shitty weed had me dyin
The Toyota Prius is the worst car and it has never looked cool
Good for the environment tho so that’s the flip side
@@courtlandsmock110 are you gay???
Josh Taylor caring about the environment is actually Chad and not caring is very virgin.
@@courtlandsmock110 are you a girl named karen or a gay white male scientist bc I can't really tell which one you are
Josh Taylor a gay white male scientist
Ford Ranger not beta at all - owning one illustrates that you’re a person that isn’t worried about the flash of a huge truck and appreciates the function and practicality of anything with a flat bed.. ford ranger is the ultimate work truck. Showing folks you can give a shit about being in a giant flashy truck and still getting work done.. is ALPHA if anything
They were not meant to be an alpha vehicle. Thats what makes them bad ass!
They should hire your ass... doing free marketing but I actually agree
Billy Football has a Ranger, that’s why PFT went there.
You guys got the worst possible picture of a ranger. Not my personal favorite but the new four doors are almost as big as the F-150s
The hamster car was a Kia Soul, surprised it didn’t make the list tbh
non car guys: “subaru’s are safe” me in my wrx doing 60 in corners: 😐
hardass
watch out for this guy...
Hank takes this podcast from a 10 to an 8
Not well executed by Hank
Does Hank know what Mt.Flushmore is?
I’m not even sure he understands what a car model is
My Saab was the greatest car I’ve ever had 😂
What other cars deserve to be on that list? i hate those Scion 2006 xB
Hank those takes were brutal!
Pardon My Take Mitsubishi Mirage
Pontiac Grand Am, any year.
I am so glad PFT said the Pontiac Aztec. Every time I see that car I get pissed off. You couldn't pay me enough money to drive one in public
Listen don’t sleep on a fiat 500 abarth man they’re tiny rockets
agreed wtf hank
And they sound rowdy as hell.
Arent they notoriously unreliable though? I thought they blew head gaskets and had electrical problems after a certain mileage
hank picked the most stigmatized cars. like "jeep owners" are a thing, "subaru owners" are a thing, and "dodge charger drivers" are very much a thing. i wouldn't say that makes them the worst cars though
There’s a high chance these guys like v6 mustangs
automatic, v6, convertable mustangs. The trifecta of shittyness when it comes to muscle cars.
How do you dislike a dodge charger, hank figure it out.
Honorable mentions: Scion TC/FRS, crown vic, izsuzu, rav 4, Chevy cavalier, Astro minivan
Smart car?
As a granite stater I can confirm we get like 40-60 really nice sunny days a year
"The HUMMERS that people buy? Lame as fuck" is a good quote
if they didn't live in NY i'm sure they would hate Dodge Caravans more
My Mount Flushmore pick: any car from the brand Geo.
Also, a guy in my town used to sell weed out of a Geo Tracker.
I can confirm, every aunt and Asian mom has a Subaru here
Obviously don’t know anything about Subaru’s
Hahaha Big Cat commenting on The Cube was hilarious
David Carr?
God damn hank is wack. He just picked some cars and said “so yeah I just think they’re not that great”
Pft Rangers are supposed to be beta. Thats what actually makes them alpha 🤔
The car guys hate Hank
calling back the enterprise car GOT me
I can’t believe they didn’t say smart car
Subaru is the official car brand of lesbians
or the jeep trucks
Ford Pinto, every single K car, PT Cruiser, Honda Ridgeline
As a Jeep Wrangler owner most of the stereotypes are true
Hank has clearly never heard of the WRX.
Big Cat has clearly never driven a Miata. I had one, great car. Especially if you get a '04 or '05 Mazdaspeed mx-5 Miata. Those have the power that a Miata should have. I had a normal one, but got rid of it.and bought a Corvette which sort of goes along with his statement as the Corvette has a ton of power and I love it, but my friend let me drive his Mazdaspeed Miata after I bought the Corvette and I emerged from the experience saying I would be just as happy with this as the Corvette. It was really great. M I A T A - Miata Is Always The Answer.
Couldn't agree more about the riced out Civics. Kills me when I see one riced to the nth degree. I'm always like dude, there are so many better RWD or AWD platforms to do that to.
Disagree about the Toyota Yaris. That is a great car because, fun fact, it comes fitted with a squirt gun. The windshield washer fluid sprayer is mounted on the windshield wiper and when you press the button for it, it will spray washer fluid for a second or 2 before the windshield wiper actually moves. That means it will spray washer fluid directly sideways into the next lane for a second or 2. That means you can spray someone in the next lane over if they anger you on the road or if your just trying to mess with your friends. Great car for that reason.
ITS THE PONTIAC AZTEK, AND IT ISNT EVEN FUCKIN' CLOSE, BOYS.
I once bought weed from my girlfriend who drove a Jetta. Not proud of it.
Can confirm Subaru's are "huge in Washington state"
Just here to confirm I'm part of that 33%
I always knew I hated Hank but I lost a lot of respect for Big Kat today. Their combined lack of car knowledge is embarrassing!
I don’t mind being attacked in this video
I drive a Subaru Crosstrek I wouldn't buy any other subaru but mine is sick its perfect for snowboarding, camping and hiking.. which is all I do
I've owned two Subaru's before, both of which were in and out of the shop on a regular basis, but I'd go back to Subaru in a heartbeat. It'll be my next car.
Not Hank's finest moment...
Hank: "Jeep Wrangler".
BOOOO THIS MAN BOOOOOOOO
Hank’s never seen a Wrangler in snow?
The original hummer was sweet, and actually bad ass. All of the hummers after it were turds.
youve never driven one or in one
Disappointed no one said a sidekick...that like seafoam late 80s green with the white and pink spash vinyl...top choice for uncles with no families of their own and alcoholic women who peaked in the 90s
Barstool could really use some automotive content
What are your thoughts on Semi-trucks without the trailer? I think it looks so stupid when just the front end is driving around.
Big Cats Dead shirt is some sopping wet drip
Ford Pinto, any Hummer, PT Cruiser, '06 Mustang
Ford rangers were sick
The real Mount Flushmore: Mitsubishi Mirage, H2 Hummer, Smart Car, any GM mini van
Great epi today boys
STI kids punching the air rn
Kia Sol HAS to be on here
I paused at 31 seconds to type this. Ford Pinto better be on the list
Ok I watched the video and I drove a '03 ford ranger in high school and it wasn't that bad
Could not agree with Hank more about the jeep take
The Chevy cobalt should definitely be on this list
Surprised no one said the ford pinto. One of the worst cars ever made and if you got rear-ended the fuel tank would burst into flames
Huge W for Hank with the Jeep take
Volvo's are so sick
It was terrible weed I got from the white Jetta
2000s mustangs not said wow
That would defo need to happen Big Cat...have your son be a Cardashian
Og hummers are pretty sweet.
Shenanigans the H1s are dope
Never has stick to sports had more relevance than this conversation.
TRUU ON THE JETTA
I have a Subaru WRX and get quite a few complements. No I wonder if it was sarcasm
Please don't ever make a car video again 😊
When did the Toyota Prius look cool?