Ranking White People Words (w/ HIVEMIND) | Sad Boyz

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  • @SadBoyzPod
    @SadBoyzPod  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

    To get your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to mintmobile.com/SADBOYZ !

    • @burned_toastt
      @burned_toastt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey I edit the Sad Boyz mediawiki page and I js noticed that there's a typo in the "Tyring "Healthy" "Alternatives"" section (Tyring instead of Trying). I dunno how much you care or how many people would acc notice but I js wanted to point it out incase u do :')

    • @xvvvvr
      @xvvvvr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      someone eventually had to reply

  • @skinkwrap
    @skinkwrap 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3489

    my worlds can’t keep colliding like this i need to go outside and calm down

    • @kookystae
      @kookystae 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      IVE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED

    • @ostinguy
      @ostinguy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      this is the greatest thing to happen on youtube since danny and drew collabing

    • @kinsey7894
      @kinsey7894 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      IM SO HYPED

    • @tiiadica
      @tiiadica 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      dude same

    • @jacksonpotter8289
      @jacksonpotter8289 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same omg

  • @antlarry
    @antlarry 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2532

    I had a dream last night that the new sad boyz episode was titled 'what if trees were powered by autism' and it was 11 hours long.. very disappointed this was not the case

    • @Dr.Mrs.Pancakes
      @Dr.Mrs.Pancakes 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +240

      That was a premonition. it's only a matter of time now.

    • @melissastory1993
      @melissastory1993 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

      Maybe that’s why us autistics tend to love nature so much 😂 It’s a mutually beneficial relationship.
      But also, I feel like now I’m going to be thinking about that for the next 11 hours, so your dream had some underlying truth 😝

    • @finnbenham
      @finnbenham 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      I mean, what IF trees were powered by autism?? Now I can’t stop thinking about it??

    • @lilyisfeet
      @lilyisfeet 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      this is a lead up to the episode, my autism is going crazy with this, sad boys was an old hiperixation and hivemind is my special interest

    • @leebobeebo
      @leebobeebo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      we need an episode featuring a powerful autistic person and an arborist as guests

  • @colelarsen-cj-8952
    @colelarsen-cj-8952 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2375

    Thank god Dignan didn’t show up. That would have been a MESS

    • @chrisbtender5992
      @chrisbtender5992 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Dignan would get them canceled 😂

    • @brandonjones5369
      @brandonjones5369 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He hasn't been on any of these podcasts because WOKE Hollywood blackballed him for telling the TRUTH about those greedy Albanians

    • @zackswitch9656
      @zackswitch9656 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@chrisbtender5992good!

    • @grahamsteele7907
      @grahamsteele7907 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      You know how he starts podcasts after all

    • @moonlily701
      @moonlily701 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dont mention that. What he said at NPR was too much.​@@chrisbtender5992

  • @origiginal8056
    @origiginal8056 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +867

    them thinking "whoops" is a shortening of "whoopsie daisy" and not that "whoopsie daisy" is a lengthening of "whoops" is genuinely crazy

    • @modernvivienleigh
      @modernvivienleigh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      But is it

    • @sr.fluffuls
      @sr.fluffuls 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      yeah, apparently whoops does come from a shortening of whoopsie daisy which is kinda crazy, it even has lore, first being said "up-a-daisy" in the 1700s then "upsy-daisy" around ~1900s then to whoops in modern times. (got this info from google if I'm wrong feel free to correct me.)

    • @rachaelluedtke6534
      @rachaelluedtke6534 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      wtf r u talking about

    • @sr.fluffuls
      @sr.fluffuls 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@rachaelluedtke6534 I'm talking about where the word whoops came from, and using wikipedia and other random internet sources to summarize it's history with incredible inaccuracy

    • @sagejennings4342
      @sagejennings4342 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@sr.fluffuls "up-a-daisy" comes from a Wilfred Owen poem about World War I using the phrase "pushing up daisies" to refer a dead person fertilizing the ground they're buried in, hence: pushing up daisies = messing up, or burying yourself/death - also known as "whoopsie daisy" or now "whoops". So in short, "whoops" comes from "up", referring to dead bodies fertilizing flowers. - also all info from Google. (love finding other nerds)

  • @JuJuAndPenny
    @JuJuAndPenny 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1131

    The rearrangement is awesome but also strangely unsettling... Like waking up and forgetting you are in a hotel and nothing looks right.

    • @alxndria1
      @alxndria1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      lol I gasped when the video started, like where are they? Seriously though it looks nice! Love the shelves!

  • @ronanmchugh2253
    @ronanmchugh2253 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +541

    “You’re on thin ice” is the precursor of “ok, no more Mr. Nice Guy”

    • @ZoeEvelynHart
      @ZoeEvelynHart 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Alternatively, "OK, no more thin ice guys" is what the juiced up villain says to the hero at the men's figure skating meet when his turn is up.

    • @loadedpainted7040
      @loadedpainted7040 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I got fired from a grocery store gas station in michigan by my manager who said "youre on thin ice, bucko" when he caught me smoking a cig in between the vending machines.

  • @AleiighFiinale
    @AleiighFiinale 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +641

    My eye immediately went to the left side of the screen to see the guest, and I saw Jarvis and Jordan and fully thought they just added an extra Jarvis and Jordan for half a second because I couldn’t comprehend that someone else was on their side of the screen

    • @hartiiw
      @hartiiw 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      To be fair Riley and Graydon are like the white versions of Jarvis and Jordan

    • @simanolastname2399
      @simanolastname2399 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@hartiiwElaborate.

  • @strangelittleguy
    @strangelittleguy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2478

    they moved shit around its making me nervous

    • @icantthinkofaname8139
      @icantthinkofaname8139 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +187

      Bookshelf jumpscare

    • @jbone877
      @jbone877 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      Your mom moved everything around and it's making me nervous

    • @comicalmustachetwirlingvillian
      @comicalmustachetwirlingvillian 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      me and you both, strange little guy

    • @Spagote
      @Spagote 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Idk why but it’s making me feel so uncomfortable why did they change it aaaaaaa

    • @asocialevent8168
      @asocialevent8168 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      Literally house cat logic

  • @lennajune
    @lennajune 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1061

    HUGE DAY FOR ME IN PARTICULAR

    • @Hyperfyre
      @Hyperfyre 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      huge day for all "ope" sayers

    • @skylerpoduska
      @skylerpoduska 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ME TOOOOO IN PARTOCULAR

    • @mr.monkey1914
      @mr.monkey1914 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Me as well in particular

    • @anushgopalakrishnan
      @anushgopalakrishnan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      FOR ME AS WELL

    • @Jadesmorot
      @Jadesmorot 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Genuinely such an unexpected collab, love

  • @genmiller3598
    @genmiller3598 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    1:13:00 when i was a cashier in mo we had a regular who would respond to "how are you" with "alive excited and full of energy" which really felt like the final boss of midwestern white guy sayings

  • @hippoqueen961
    @hippoqueen961 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1039

    This is HUGE for me and i have no one i can share this with. Genuinely two channels i have been watching forever collabing together this is mindblowing omg

    • @derekaleman1921
      @derekaleman1921 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      we can share this together dude!!!

    • @viktuuri
      @viktuuri 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      sameee im so excited

    • @cartercasebier8201
      @cartercasebier8201 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      litteraly me!!! I love hivimnd and sad boys so much, I've been dying for them to collaborate.

    • @e11a222
      @e11a222 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      SAME they are my two favourite channels of all time

    • @emilyclementinee
      @emilyclementinee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      right like i need to call my mom
      or something who do i tell about this

  • @KrazyKaiser
    @KrazyKaiser 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +208

    I've always understood "barking up the wrong tree" to mean you are putting effort into a fruitless endeavor, as if the dog lost track of the raccoon and is now baking up a tree with nothing on it.

    • @KymLikesGames
      @KymLikesGames 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      This is what I thought too. Like, you're looking in the wrong place for information, or in a place you shouldn't be looking for information.

    • @umusuuk
      @umusuuk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      the way I've always heard it used is to mean "you're blaming the wrong person", usually also with the implication that the person being blamed is also wronged by the same culprit.

  • @dexviridian
    @dexviridian 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    1:06:20 I once had a friend say "I PICKED A WHOLE BOUQUET OF WHOOPSIE DAISIES" to express having made a catastrophic mistake. and that phrase has never left my mind . a whole bouquet. thats a lot of whoopsie daisies

  • @mejorts
    @mejorts 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +922

    i'm sorry but can we take a moment to praise how jordan and jarvis aren't afraid to be around dignan?

    • @ashleymusicx
      @ashleymusicx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      fire

    • @itspeyday
      @itspeyday 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      LMAOOO

    • @chrisbtender5992
      @chrisbtender5992 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

      They are tho, they said that's Graydon

    • @shyrain67
      @shyrain67 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      dignan wasnt there so how do you know

    • @ErieRosewood
      @ErieRosewood 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      ​@shyrain67 dignan was hiding behind the chair don't you see his little shoes?

  • @CatsandDragons7
    @CatsandDragons7 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +265

    As an American, American tip culture is absolutely a scam - but I still do it because it’s not the server’s fault restaurants don’t pay fair wages

    • @IPursuePeppers-CTH
      @IPursuePeppers-CTH 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      i just never go to any restaurants, cheap homemade meals.

    • @sr.fluffuls
      @sr.fluffuls 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@IPursuePeppers-CTH sometimes people like taking some time of for themselves or family and to some going to a restaurant is a good way to destress. I prefer going to a movie theater, (or I did when there were more good movies coming out) but to each their own.

  • @frank4446
    @frank4446 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    My favorite one is “put the shovel down, pal.” Which is similar to the thin ice phrase, it implies that the person has dug themselves a metaphorical hole and you’re advising them to quit before they’re in too deep.

    • @frank4446
      @frank4446 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ^someone from the Midwest 🌽

  • @glimmick
    @glimmick 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    "livin' the dream," "'nother day above ground," "'nother day in paradise," "gotta love it" and "hey, i'm here" are distress signals for white ppl when you ask them how they're doing

    • @Danina_
      @Danina_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Feeling very attacked. My default response is “I’m here” or “I’m alive” when someone says how are you

    • @jane9250-h5v
      @jane9250-h5v 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      "it's going"

    • @LillianWard-mw4qe
      @LillianWard-mw4qe หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Well, I’m here” is code for “I long for death”

  • @cookieintheinternet
    @cookieintheinternet 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    12:16 "do not stand with JK. and that is not just kidding, that is serious" this is my new favorite Jarvis quote I love his delivery lol

  • @KatrinaFillmore
    @KatrinaFillmore 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    "Ope!" is a Canadian thing too, like when you go through a door and someone is coming the other way you both say "Ope, sorry!" before awkwardly letting one person through first

    • @hannahkozlovic1715
      @hannahkozlovic1715 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      As a Canadian I do believe we have a lot in common with the Midwesterners in terms of stuff like that

    • @enotsnavdier6867
      @enotsnavdier6867 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@hannahkozlovic1715 Yeah, Ontario is like half Midwestern

    • @hannahkozlovic1715
      @hannahkozlovic1715 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@enotsnavdier6867 I’m from Vancouver and even I relate to a good few of the midwesterner inside jokes

  • @DizzyEyes94
    @DizzyEyes94 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    "I went to the Gambling and Stock Trading capitols of the world and EVERYBODY was talking about money! It was crazy!!"

  • @gwen6622
    @gwen6622 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    graydon and jordan have fantastic chemistry, its funny to see them kinda just doing silent bits consisting of gestures in the background

  • @naima6735
    @naima6735 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

    I was literally thinking wow, hivemind is doing all these podcasts in LA, it would be so crazy if they went on Sad Boyz... and then it happened. this is like Christmas for me specifically

    • @sgurhs
      @sgurhs 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Merry Christmas

  • @kait711
    @kait711 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +325

    THIS IS MY SUPERBOWL

    • @DizzyEyes94
      @DizzyEyes94 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      If Emergency Intercom's upload yesterday featured these two I would have dropped dead on the spot the world would fully implode

    • @jnicole510
      @jnicole510 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      KAIT

  • @pjkerrigan20
    @pjkerrigan20 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +239

    Jordan is the Graydon of Sad Boys. Riley is the Jarvis is Hivemind.

    • @lanceelliott2504
      @lanceelliott2504 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Oh correct

    • @Halfmoonbaee
      @Halfmoonbaee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thats how i always view them for real.

    • @BESTdonglewenis7254
      @BESTdonglewenis7254 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because tall

    • @lilfilth5622
      @lilfilth5622 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BESTdonglewenis7254because he’s free wheeling wild card

  • @Fiveward
    @Fiveward 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +398

    A very common German greeting is "wie geht's" which literally means "how's it going" so idk what that guy was talking about

    • @reallifegoblin
      @reallifegoblin 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      well yeah, but it‘s usually used when you greet friends and not by cashiers so i kinda get the confusion

    • @juliaa.4102
      @juliaa.4102 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      yea def not something you say to ppl you don't know

    • @rfldss89
      @rfldss89 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Yeah but in most european contries you don't just start chatting with your cashier. You say hello to each other, do the thing, then say thanks and bye bye. Personally, I feel like if I were a cashier, I'd find it so draining to have to go through the whole rigamarole of "hello, hi, how are you, fine and you, good, thanks." with every. Single. Customer.

    • @Robot_Eva
      @Robot_Eva 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      ​@@rfldss89 you literally have to do that if you're a cashier in America

    • @thatcher6923
      @thatcher6923 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Same with most Spanish speaking countries. People greet with "¿qué tal?" all the time- you're not really expected to respond, it's just a greeting

  • @brodstytoasty
    @brodstytoasty 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

    i saw this video on my feed and genuinely started tearing up. it’s like this collab was made specifically for me

    • @lukaluukaa
      @lukaluukaa 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      no brody its for ME

    • @lolalane69420
      @lolalane69420 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@lukaluukaa no luka it's for ME

  • @garlicfan23
    @garlicfan23 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1133

    huge day for chronically online liberals

    • @PERRIERTASTESLIKEPISS
      @PERRIERTASTESLIKEPISS 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Dope pfp, depressing manga.

    • @kookystae
      @kookystae 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      IVE BEEN PRAYING FOR THIS DAY FOR YEARS

    • @SlopHunter333
      @SlopHunter333 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

      ​@@noaagwho asked?

    • @emilymurphy4995
      @emilymurphy4995 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      CHRONICALLY ONLINE LEFTISTS 🫡

    • @emilymurphy4995
      @emilymurphy4995 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@noaagtotally get your point, I’m definitely more of a leftist than a lib but don’t care about the labels. I think the general difference is that liberals are more in line with the Democratic Party

  • @Maria_745
    @Maria_745 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +137

    Graydon having the strip memorized and yelling "buffalo" that's my degenerate gambler king

  • @SomeOne-ex7hk
    @SomeOne-ex7hk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    Thats the point of "walking on eggshells". You CANT. Its impossible. Its to describe a situation where you have to be unreasonably careful not to upset someone, but no matter how you try to avoid the eggshells, they will still say you messed up and blame you for it.

  • @Idiotology101
    @Idiotology101 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Not so fun fact, “Son of a gun” meant someone who’s father was a soldier or sailor who got someone pregnant over seas.
    Gun = unknown soldier

    • @brienneashley6352
      @brienneashley6352 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gun = ship's gun (cannon), near which the kid was conceived

  • @despres380
    @despres380 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    imagine going to another country during halloween and wondering why it's so spooky ooky

    • @xethified
      @xethified 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not everyone consumes the same type of and amount of media. I consumed a lot of it and America still managed to shock me on very mundane things.

    • @insertnamehere6227
      @insertnamehere6227 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@xethifiedOkay

  • @remyrot77
    @remyrot77 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    jordan and graydon in one room is too much power

    • @naima6735
      @naima6735 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      the two of them in the background constantly messing up like high fives or handshakes or something was such a funny random thing that just kept going on I loved it

  • @user-ey8nn1mz8i
    @user-ey8nn1mz8i 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Skedaddle is a S tier. There's this one guy in cyberpunk that says "Yo, skedaddle choom" or smth like that and I can't hear it without laughing. Love this guy.

  • @finalcountdown3210
    @finalcountdown3210 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    "For Pete's sake" used to be "For pity's sake," but people over say it real fast and it somehow got turned into Pete

  • @gianna--
    @gianna-- 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +176

    i am so high this is the funniest thing ive ever seen. also anyone on earth would find vegas casinos jarring. the strip may be the strangest place on earth

    • @gianna--
      @gianna-- 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      holy shit theres a whole hour left

    • @raputha1148
      @raputha1148 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That was my reaction! ​@@gianna--

  • @mayhemilyy
    @mayhemilyy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    hivemind is making the ROUNDS rn (and i love it)

  • @it-s-a-mystery
    @it-s-a-mystery 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    omg that jk rowling bit, i just looked it up. he went IN, definitely reads as though one of his loved ones is trans

    • @drugvacation
      @drugvacation 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      lmao the hivemind guys are super supportive! they had ro ramdin (who is genuinely one of the funniest people ever if you don’t know her) who happens to be a trans woman, on their show a couple months ago, i highly recommend the ep :)

    • @haybale287
      @haybale287 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yikes, no thanks

  • @annie4ev1
    @annie4ev1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    I fear I "Why I oughta" far to often as a bit, but only with an old mobster voice and never finished. Just "Why I Oughta"

  • @Al-hc7vl
    @Al-hc7vl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    the guy being german acting like "how's it going" is uniquely american" as if "wie geht's" isn't super common LMAOOO

  • @LordThyme
    @LordThyme 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    I’ve only ever heard “barking up the wrong tree” as a way to tell someone that the person they are hitting on is not romantically attracted to the first persons gender

    • @melissastory1993
      @melissastory1993 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      I’ve heard it used for generally rejecting romantic/sexual advances as well

    • @JustAJauneArc
      @JustAJauneArc 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I've heard it in the workplace if you're trying to convince someone you don't need to.
      Like a "look, I'm not the boss."

    • @melissastory1993
      @melissastory1993 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@JustAJauneArc yeah, now that you say that, I feel like I heard in school as well

    • @madfisch473
      @madfisch473 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i’ve heard it more in a “you’re poking the bear” type of way like they were saying. like you’re doing something that’s going to end up getting you into trouble whether it’s yelling at someone who could beat you up, or just like a “take that energy somewhere else man you’ve got the wrong guy” type of thing

  • @frutigercil
    @frutigercil 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    as a german person i hate that ole is now the leading example for german tourists in america. i swear we're all not like this and he definitely didnt do his research before going to another country. he has the most surface level prejudices and doesnt understand how priviliged he is to live in a walkable country with free healthcare. I'll say this though: germans are very honest and we like to complain so i hope no one takes him too seriously.

  • @lucastobin6454
    @lucastobin6454 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    The hivemind boys are on that hank green publicity tour

  • @MitchellGalbraith-ow6mi
    @MitchellGalbraith-ow6mi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    Jarvis a baddie fr fr

  • @anonymixx8106
    @anonymixx8106 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    "my first words were... lock her up.... and then free her" sent me to the moon 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vikkumari
    @vikkumari 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    Appreciating the IBS and Low Fodmap visibility 🙌🏻 Still watching but honestly as somebody who lived with IBS for over a decade and was too embarrassed to get help, it means a lot to me to hear people talk openly about it.

  • @arjc5714
    @arjc5714 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Lovely two hours of me convincing my brain that Joey Richter was not on screen. Every time I glanced away and then back I had a moment of “Joey-! Nope.”

    • @thecatlurking
      @thecatlurking 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Glad I'm not alone

    • @Idran
      @Idran 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Haha god same

  • @ttm77777
    @ttm77777 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    theres a genuine "no more mr. nice guy" in an early ep of friends

  • @Kumcringe
    @Kumcringe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    The way I reacted to this notification like my lover just told me they were pregnant (positively) MY FOUR FAVORITE MEN??????

  • @chowkingexpress
    @chowkingexpress 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    just yelped…. the collab ive been praying for im not even joking

  • @axelluvsu
    @axelluvsu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +143

    i have no one to talk about this collab to

    • @tati9322
      @tati9322 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      so real

    • @realtehen
      @realtehen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      same

    • @enviisyk
      @enviisyk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ruby gloom!!!

    • @souljaboy.6668
      @souljaboy.6668 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      same all my friends have mid yt taste

  • @KOOL_AID_KID
    @KOOL_AID_KID 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    “You betcha” is maybe the best thing you can be told. Imagine just asking for a burger or some shit and a relative just says “You betcha!” And goes and gets you a burger 😊 that’s like really wholesome and nice and warm and stuff 🥹

  • @lanceelliott2504
    @lanceelliott2504 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    This is the most serious I've ever seen Graydon and Riley

  • @critically.panned
    @critically.panned 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    WHY did I think the Mint Mobile ad was a random cutaway where they were going to explain hyperfocuses

  • @skyekeating349
    @skyekeating349 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    When I saw the first camera angle with just Jarvis and Jordan, I thought, "Oh, they're in a different place. " Then I saw the second camera angle, and I thought, "Oh, they're in the same place." The shelf in the back looks really good.

  • @kalistaredden6453
    @kalistaredden6453 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    did dignan change your furniture setup? he did the same to me a few years back. pro tip, do not open the little envelopes he hid under your couches.

    • @pjkerrigan20
      @pjkerrigan20 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I opened one when he rearranged my place and it was a photorealistic rendering of my death by dignan’s hand

  • @Ian-j8t1b
    @Ian-j8t1b 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Jarvis!! Jarvis!! the tightness in your throat that you're describing at 25:15 may be eosinophilic esophagitis (EoE), which is an immune system disease caused by a reaction to food, allergens, or acid reflux. It creates, essentially, a buildup of white blood cells in your throat that, over time, damage the throat tissue and cause it to tighten, leading to the feeling of food not going down or sitting in your chest (an impaction). My mom got diagnosed for it a few years ago, and I hover on the edge of maybe-EoE-maybe-just-GERD lol. I believe EoE and GERD can be related, or at least easily mistaken for one another, but if your Drs pursue GERD and you don't respond to the GERD meds, I'd start looking into allergy-based EoE treatments. It's worth pushing for a solution because EoE worsens over time. My mom has dealt with it her whole life but only got diagnosed in her 50s, and now has a stricture that has to be occasionally physically stretched open with a balloon so she can swallow food.

  • @waterphoenixx8512
    @waterphoenixx8512 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    The way I have never gotten through a podcast without losing focus but for this one I was laughing and full focused all the way!!!

  • @finnpearson6441
    @finnpearson6441 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    In Minnesota it's "Ope, just gonna sneak right past yuh"

  • @kookystae
    @kookystae 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    are we not gonna talk abt the fact that graydon fully said his first word was bucko and told that whole story but from his perspective 💀💀

    • @enngee
      @enngee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      i knew i wasn’t making that up 😭
      after riley said it’s true cause he’s heard graydon say it multiple times my brain was hit with a ???

    • @skyrothman8651
      @skyrothman8651 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I felt like I was going insane

    • @chlsvnr
      @chlsvnr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      ive been looking for this comment! my thoughts is either him saying it originally was for a bit but based in the truth of his sister, OR maybe he like did think it was his first word but got the story mixed up and later found out/remembered it was actually his sister

    • @patchsticks
      @patchsticks 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      omg im so glad i thought i was going crazy ! !! !!!!!!

    • @kookystae
      @kookystae 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@patchsticks NO CUZ WHY IS HE A SERIAL LIAR 💀💀💀

  • @taylifts
    @taylifts 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    Not the Hivemind west coast tour this week

  • @kait.theidiot
    @kait.theidiot 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:29:22 I’ve always heard “Barking up the wrong tree” as being used to say that you’re looking for information in a place that you won’t find it (so, when a dog is barking at a tree with nothing in it) so this is interesting for my little linguistic brain (for context to anyone who cares, i’m from SC and lived here all my life )

  • @brett8259
    @brett8259 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "It sucks to be killed and also to have ptsd" so true, I'm always saying this

  • @noaag
    @noaag 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Great vibe!
    It's so true that we are losing cute little phrases to irony poisoning, at least I think so.
    I love the idea of trying to use something other than swears as a default, just to be more "colorful" in how one talks, as Jarvis suggested!
    Y'all I am awful with reading, but binging a Catcher in the Rye audiobook reading on youtube was extremely nourishing. The story played second fiddle to the time capsule, for me. Easy 6 hrs to enjoy.
    Just listening to the way people used to talk! It kills me, it really does! Nowadays, too often, we get all yellow about expression, and it leaves us blue.

  • @Yolkgurt
    @Yolkgurt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    My mom’s favorite: I don’t know what planet you’re on

  • @hi_its_ari
    @hi_its_ari 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    hivemind on all my favorite podcasts this week omg im so happy

  • @pithlyx
    @pithlyx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    i always give my "Livin the dream" a little "dont know whose, but someone's"

  • @sharpeningtheaxe
    @sharpeningtheaxe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    1:04:27 I actually did this, tried to swear less just for fun, and it resulted in some interesting phrases that I still say regularly, like “oh, fridge.” The other day I said “aw, rats and weasels.”

  • @tessapal
    @tessapal 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    “Son of a gun” comes from the British, meaning son of a soldier (and possibly specifically in the navy? children of unknown paternity on ships would be listed as “son of a gun”)

  • @lilia4929
    @lilia4929 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    glad to hear Slime’s “X, the everything app” has made its way to Jordan

  • @briclare
    @briclare 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    34:10 nah because i’m autistic and i used to answer this way until i learnt that it’s kind of like saying ‘hey’, youre just supposed to say hi back. like no they don’t want to talk to you girl. oops

    • @AliceBunny05
      @AliceBunny05 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yeah, most autistic people have this experience, including me. it's not straightforward at all, why ask a question you don't want the answer to? also how are you meant to deduce when someone actually wants to know, because there are people who do want the answer sometimes. I guess the allistic way to do it is to always answer the shallow way so the other person has to push/pry to get you to open up. how odd.

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You guys would love Scandinavia, my neighbors don't even greet me

  • @adrianpink8144
    @adrianpink8144 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Lmao I love when Jarvis does that old timey voice too

  • @GreenShark4
    @GreenShark4 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    PUHLEASE have Dev Lemons on the show, that'd be hysterical

    • @briclare
      @briclare 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YES

    • @madfisch473
      @madfisch473 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i’m obsessed with dev i support

  • @ThymeGuesssss
    @ThymeGuesssss 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Audibly gasped when I saw this crossover

  • @cedartrees2768
    @cedartrees2768 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    hate to tell you guys this but gen z does not enjoy hawk tuah, that’s a millennial coworker thing

  • @dliessmgg
    @dliessmgg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    i like "assflash, newshole"

    • @Idran
      @Idran 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      you like assflash?

  • @disc0duck
    @disc0duck 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Studies show many of these phrases have only been said by Mike Trapp

  • @sharonratner4645
    @sharonratner4645 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The problem isn’t that you have tax on things, it’s that in most countries the price written is after taxes, that way you don’t go to pay and suddenly your price jumps up by like 15%

    • @Danina_
      @Danina_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Sales taxes vary state by state, county by county, and some times specific cities have different taxes. On top of that, local governments will change tax percentages occasionally whether through a public vote or a council vote. Different items can also have different additional taxes like alcohol or cigarettes that also vary by location, often by zip code. It’s just not sustainable to have businesses be constantly changing the prices on their products, both in a business sense and environmentally because of the amount of waste the amount of relabeling would create. Sometimes taxes change by like 0.03% it’s too frequent and just not worth it. The state I live in doesn’t have sales tax, I didn’t know sales tax was a thing until I was like 6, so I understand going somewhere and having the taxes jump scare when I travel. Not trying to like attack you or anything just explaining that there are very real reasons we don’t do that

  • @svarakissoon1189
    @svarakissoon1189 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    crocheting with the boyz once again

  • @FarOutFeline
    @FarOutFeline 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I don't know if you guys read the comments, but "Gastroparesis" might be the condition you were looking for, Jarvis!

    • @Knovastreams
      @Knovastreams 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I mentioned this too! Hopefully he sees one or the other! I have GP and it sounds exactly like my symptoms

    • @jessmtnz
      @jessmtnz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think I have this, but I only get it at night after eating beef! Accompanied by what we lovingly call the Meat Sweats.

  • @losisd3ad
    @losisd3ad 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    y'all had way better chemistry than I expected

  • @RainbowStains11
    @RainbowStains11 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I always felt that "for pete's sake" was a religious thing referring to the apostle Peter. I heard it a LOT as a preacher's kid growing up in churches in Texas

  • @alexpersson5727
    @alexpersson5727 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Quick thing on the US tax thing, the bad thing isnt paying tax, the problem is we are used to the taxes always being included in prices. So when we order a meal for 20 bucks in the us and the price is suddenly 24 or whatever after tax, its confusing cause we assume the tax is included.
    The tipping thing tho, i understand why he dislikes it but its not like him not tipping would suddenly make restaurants in the us pay their workers. It's almost like cultural and societal norms are different and should be respected to reasonable extents.

  • @Grace-vy7tl
    @Grace-vy7tl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    did not expect this collab but i am very pleasantly surprised

  • @yasameen111
    @yasameen111 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    THIS WAS MADE FOR ME ik everyone has been saying that for the other recent hivemind collabs but this time it’s my turn to say it 😭😭 IVE BEEN WAITING

  • @mrturtle6958
    @mrturtle6958 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    This is the greatest day of my life

  • @WeenieHutDomicile
    @WeenieHutDomicile 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    This one is going to play over & over again “until the cows come home”

  • @e11a222
    @e11a222 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    huge day for sad boyz and digriders

  • @chrisbtender5992
    @chrisbtender5992 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Im home with the worst illness i have ever had and this is the first thing ive been able to standing watching for like two days. Thank you, love all yall (in a consiously parasocial way where i enjoy the content you all make but am aware you dunno who i am, obvs)

  • @mintynoah2133
    @mintynoah2133 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    such good chemistry feels like y'all had lots of fun would love to see more with hivemind huge fan of all of y'all!!

  • @uncrustablesandwich
    @uncrustablesandwich 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    need jordan and jarvis to meet dignan

    • @zippityzoop1478
      @zippityzoop1478 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yesssss I hope they can come to a Hivemind video

  • @themillersthree
    @themillersthree 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This episode feels like being in the principles office with your two friends and youre all in trouble for something but you dont know what

  • @Dem.iiii.
    @Dem.iiii. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Parasocial vibes so strong I was stoked to see the ad boyz get that coin

  • @kathylennerds750
    @kathylennerds750 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    There is something funny about being in ur late 20s and still being way too online. Cause you can observe the things you KNOW we will consider cringe in a couple years time because theyre way too similar to somw of the millenial shit we used to say in the 2010s.
    Smol bean type talking is alive and well for example but it has just evolved a little. AND I AM HAPPY FOR IT. Let's continue having fun with language!!

  • @yeszoplusfriends
    @yeszoplusfriends 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Hey guys thanks for making a Sad Boyz episode specifically for me

  • @awesomemax-wd5lj
    @awesomemax-wd5lj 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    the whole segment at 1:17:07 and on is absolutely hysterical man my cheek bones hurt

  • @KathyClysm
    @KathyClysm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I see you finally got around to (partially at least) unpacking and moving in properly! Looking great, slow and steady unpacking as a visual progression bar for how long the podcast has been going on

  • @kl-jn4kh
    @kl-jn4kh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    The way katanas live rent free in Jordan's head~

  • @adrianpink8144
    @adrianpink8144 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    1:43:47 Jordan and Graydon’s interaction here lol 😄

  • @zahzee2325
    @zahzee2325 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The collab i never knew i needed 😍😍