the raw terror he exhibits when he sees those pixellated germ enemies in UFO50 is incredible. Norovirus has wiped this man's pride and humanity away in one fell swoop, all that's left is a trembling bald prey animal.
I swear it's always the dudes running marathons and doing high intensity cardio that end up getting like leukemia or some kinda cancer. God really does test his strongest soldiers.
Look, he didnt get norovirus from eating oats on the toilet but that behaviour suggest a lack of precautionary behaviour that makes getting noro much likelier.
Somebody puking from like 30 ft away or more (or even in the same building, depending on layout) can transmit infection. You need like 10x less virions to cause illness compared to influenza. There's very little one can do to avoid a random noro infection.
It's particularly wild that this dude has a Bachelor's in biology, which almost certainly teaches about aseptic technique and how disgustingly fast bacteria can grow in the right conditions
I had Norovirus coming back from a prolonged car trip. Like 30 min away from home, I noticed I needed to go to the toilet. 29 Minutes it was clear I would not make it up to the 9th floor... so I just sprinted to a tree and still shit myself. Afterward I wondered why I didn't feel better and thats when I started projectile vomiting in the elevator.
One of these days nl is gonna have a stream bit where he adopts flea ridden sewer rats and then weeks later he comes down with the plague for some mysterious reason
Why is 'sewer rats' in your comment a blue clickable link that sends me to a YT search for sewer rats, lol -after this comment suddenly it's regular text. TH-cam goofin or I'm experiencing some onset schizophrenia here
I’ve only had it once but I got it from the salad place near my old office and a lot of my coworkers got it too. Shit happens (on the salads we ate in particular I guess)
This guy is like genuinely so intelligent but he eats food on the fucking toilet And the worst part is that he's surprised once he catches 7 different types of bacteria swimming inside him
I had norovirus once and I puked nonstop for like 5-8 hours so hard that it became a transcendental amount of pain, it was a spiritual moment. And then I went to sleep and immediately felt better the next day
Around 8 years ago my wife and I got norovirus. It was the most violently ill we ever were. One bathroom apartment, too. You'd go to sleep trying to just not vomit and wake up pooping the bed and run to the bathroom while your partner is on the toilet and just squat over the tub. It was hell. When you read about people in the distant past dying of dysentery, this is what they meant.
Oh man sharing the bathroom is rough... In our case our kid started blowing out his diaper with insane diarrhea and puking all over the carpet, then a few hours later I started puking violently. I swear my body decided all the diarrhea had to go up, like I was throwing things up that I ate the previous week. The wife, upon witnessing this, decided she was just not going to eat anything since she was indeed next in line. Fortunately, didn't have to share bathrooms...
@@marklundeberg7006 only those who have experienced it can know how violently ill it makes you. Feel so bad for the little one. What a rough experience for a baby. Glad you made it through.
really any advice from The Egg is now tainted by him also being a guy who eats breakfast while taking a dump and thought "this is fine" for the longest time
I was in denial the whole time hearing whatever came from his mouth in this video because there is no way a person seriously consider eating on the toilet as a civilized activity. I'm sorry, he's an animal.
I was listening to dan play campanella yesterday. He was talking about why NL was absent for so long. It got to a point now librarian is my source of what happens to NL lol
i got something idk what it was a couple weeks ago but i was throwing up horribly i relate to NLs headphones story because i litterally had to will myself for like 30 minites just to sit up in bed i was so weak and it is a wild when you have to shift yourself to being sick mode after being healthy
![Northernlion and [k8] on the Passenger's dilemma](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4YWbumIs4do/mqdefault.jpg)
These vtubers got my skippin the end credits song fr
who gaf
Its just watching a jpeg talk weirdly I don't get it at all, the fake voices etc is too much man
it was better when it was just the egg but librarian needs to incorporate themselves somehow
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau me
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau A lot of people, Vtubers are turbo cringe.
A Middle aged bald man ate Overnight Oats on the toilet, this is what happened to his body
Prodigiously sized flightless bird
Hes bald?
Patient "NL", a 35 year old twitch streamer, is presenting to the emergency room with Hyperplustwoemia (high +2 presence in blood).
if you called him middle aged in his live chat he would assassinate your character
+2
NL sowing: oooh I just love my toilet oats ooooh
NL reaping: I HAVE NOROVIRUS AGAIN??!?!?! WHAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!
He’s sowing his oats???😳😳😳🥴
@@GigaVanguard someone's gotta
shoutout whichever chatter said "norodivergent"
A Thirty-Five Year-old Man Ate Overnight Oats Over the Toilet Every Day for a Year- This is What Happened to His Bowels ☝🏻👦🏻
chubbyemu reference +2
i understand why he uses a peloton instead of a real bicycle. if he were to go outside 10% more he would be sick 100% of the time
💀
To be fair, his daughter must bring home some nasty stuff from day care and school ect. Kids are germ factories
Staying inside didn't even help NL. OP killed our favorite content creator with this comment.
Huh? How is this the joke? He leaves the house all the time , just not to bike
NL Is Immunocompromised
35 yr old streamer still contracts norovirus the old fashioned way
white beard voice/ The yaooooooooi, the yaoi is real!!!!!
Maybe Luna was trying to warn him when she called him poopoo daddy...
Giga +2, made me burst out laughing
+2
Man Who Eats Breakfast On Toilet Contracts Norovirus
world shocked
I thought you were joking man... wtf is our well-adjusted family man streamer eating breakfast in the bathroom
@@tb4076 When he mentioned eating it with a spoon too instead of drinking it made it extra decroded.
He makes the overnight oats with the yoilet water
@@Sergeilol20How would you drink overnight oats? It’s not like soup
Over tank oats fucking got me man. The egg and chat have such a way with words. Paints a mental picture.
Campylobacter walked inside NL so norovirus could run
Insane, don't forget the salmonella, the campylobacters zany sidekick
@@Skrullyy Can't spell "Combination Salmonella-Campylobacter" without "Salmonella"
It's actually crazy that his trademark "Talks mad hubris gets karma in threes" actually extends beyond funni video games
This man gets sick so often that i firmly believe being a streamer is saving his life
Gentle reminder that, according to the Wheel of enormous proportions, Justin is going to die this Valentine's Day.
Enjoy him while you can...
What episode was this? Please i need to see their reactions
@@ProtectivePie52 I also need to see it, I'm patiently awaiting the answer
@@ProtectivePie52 May 15th episode titled 'You don't see this every day'
@@leninade20 Thank you ☺
the raw terror he exhibits when he sees those pixellated germ enemies in UFO50 is incredible. Norovirus has wiped this man's pride and humanity away in one fell swoop, all that's left is a trembling bald prey animal.
Nl saying "i don't know how i caught it" after Librarian has laid out the first act of toilet oats so beautifully is cinematography to me
Dude has one of the worst immune systems for people who spend half of their waking life on a peloton.
he couldve fortified his immune system by going outside on a real bike ✊😔 nerfing himself fly high
I think that's just a normal living with a small child experience.
Too much high intensity cardio actually weakens immune system function
I swear it's always the dudes running marathons and doing high intensity cardio that end up getting like leukemia or some kinda cancer. God really does test his strongest soldiers.
@@scouthatesrainbows the wicked flee when no man pursueth
Didn't watch everything, I sure hope he didn't get it on the toilet while eating oats
Cereal
I have bad news
“peepoTalk I almost died”’s demise was greatly exaggerated
man who says you shouldnt rush entertainment and watch on 2x speed, also eats porridge on the toilet to maximise efficiency of his moening routine
MOANING ROUTINE?! 😧
@@mynewollabilyne4004Incorrect. Moening routine, in which you moe.
@@pineconesnowstorm oh well in that case 萌！萌！キュン(≧▽≦) ☆
how do you think he has the time to not watch things at 2x speed
@@MarieAvora +2
Eating on the toilet is disgusting, but you can't contract norovirus from that unless other people who use your bathroom had it originally
It does feel like everyone's missing this vital detail lol...
he has a child. very possible
This VIRAL detail, you mean@@zants_
eating on the toilet is the most disgusting NL does, by far
Don’t tell him that!
to quote a great individual:
"WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES"
"3% of guys eat overnight oats on the toilet" no man there's only one
Look, he didnt get norovirus from eating oats on the toilet but that behaviour suggest a lack of precautionary behaviour that makes getting noro much likelier.
Somebody puking from like 30 ft away or more (or even in the same building, depending on layout) can transmit infection. You need like 10x less virions to cause illness compared to influenza. There's very little one can do to avoid a random noro infection.
@@clankclankimatank I mean sure but dude goes on cruises and if you're going on a cruise you are asking the universe to give you an illness.
I'll tell you one little thing you can do... Not consume food in the shitting room!
It's particularly wild that this dude has a Bachelor's in biology, which almost certainly teaches about aseptic technique and how disgustingly fast bacteria can grow in the right conditions
I had Norovirus coming back from a prolonged car trip. Like 30 min away from home, I noticed I needed to go to the toilet. 29 Minutes it was clear I would not make it up to the 9th floor... so I just sprinted to a tree and still shit myself. Afterward I wondered why I didn't feel better and thats when I started projectile vomiting in the elevator.
a man ate overnight oats on the toilet for six months; this is what happened to his colon
One of these days nl is gonna have a stream bit where he adopts flea ridden sewer rats and then weeks later he comes down with the plague for some mysterious reason
Why is 'sewer rats' in your comment a blue clickable link that sends me to a YT search for sewer rats, lol
-after this comment suddenly it's regular text. TH-cam goofin or I'm experiencing some onset schizophrenia here
97 year old mewer still loses weight the old fashioned way
Bro goes from judging people using their phones on the toilet to depleting his whole battery in the next clip
>eating food in the place where your family shits has consequences
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
But seriously, getting norovirus more than, like, twice in your life is kind of embarrassing
I’ve only had it once but I got it from the salad place near my old office and a lot of my coworkers got it too. Shit happens (on the salads we ate in particular I guess)
This guy is like genuinely so intelligent but he eats food on the fucking toilet
And the worst part is that he's surprised once he catches 7 different types of bacteria swimming inside him
he truly is nurgle's strongest soldier
Courage and Honor Brother
Thats gotta be Asmongold, bro is a great unclean one
@@xXEGPXxcaso looks more like a great unclean one
@@vader9133 Hey at least caseoh didnt advocate for genocide the other day, we love our fast food king
Literally eating a Costco bagel while watching this lol
Edit: NOT on the toilet I just got to that part.
With how often enel gets GI issues, it's impressive he hasn't developed some sort of post-infectious IBS
I had norovirus once and I puked nonstop for like 5-8 hours so hard that it became a transcendental amount of pain, it was a spiritual moment. And then I went to sleep and immediately felt better the next day
It is norovirus's only blessing. It goes as quickly as it comes
Around 8 years ago my wife and I got norovirus. It was the most violently ill we ever were. One bathroom apartment, too. You'd go to sleep trying to just not vomit and wake up pooping the bed and run to the bathroom while your partner is on the toilet and just squat over the tub. It was hell. When you read about people in the distant past dying of dysentery, this is what they meant.
Oh man sharing the bathroom is rough... In our case our kid started blowing out his diaper with insane diarrhea and puking all over the carpet, then a few hours later I started puking violently. I swear my body decided all the diarrhea had to go up, like I was throwing things up that I ate the previous week.
The wife, upon witnessing this, decided she was just not going to eat anything since she was indeed next in line.
Fortunately, didn't have to share bathrooms...
@@marklundeberg7006 only those who have experienced it can know how violently ill it makes you. Feel so bad for the little one. What a rough experience for a baby. Glad you made it through.
"We're so back." - Norovirus, circa 2024
22:47 man who eats his breakfast while shitting is mad at the virus for behaving like a virus
How did the virus get to his toilet anyway?
@@AirNeat poop
we are norovirus guys, of course we eat our overnight oats on the toilet
13:03 THIRD TIME??? you have to rethink your life after the second time surely
tbf the first time sounded like good old food poisoning
Same man who tends to tell people that they are overly cautious in regards to food hygiene. Here we are again.
Hi Mr. Library. The original norovirus + camphylobacter saga compilation you made was my introduction to NL. Thanks for all your hard work!
that video was my introduction too! good to know he hasn't changed at all. eating oats on the toilet and whatnot
This guy is the most normal dude ever until he nonchalantly mentions he eats on the toilet. Like WTF??? And he talks about it like it's normal?
It was funny when he misinterpreted a "use a table" suggestion as "use a table in the bathroom" and then mocked it as for losers
norodivergent absolutely SENT me
"Are you reading Dune 2? Yeah, Dune 2 hours on this toilet, nerd." -NL, 2024
Has this man never heard the saying "don't shit where you eat?"
Well, to be gair, he doesn't. He just eats where he shits 😊
Hey librarian have you thought of doing a "mono audio saga" or is there not much to glean from that?
he played lethal in mono for almost a year, there's gotta be at least an hour long compilation for that
@@khonnuh it would genuinely be like 10 hours, you might as well just queue up the lethal playlist
Watching this while taking the worst shit I've had this month, thank you Librarian
29:19 The trend to replace mewing: explosive, extremely violent diarrhea
Bro's immune system is easier to penetrate than the Maginot Line
The line wasn't penetrated but bypassed, COME ON
🤓The Maginot line wasn't penetrated, they just went around.
1:07 overseveralnightsoats??? he's inventing a new meta
Honestly more confused by how long he takes to shit to wanna min max eating
The last surviving norovirus unit won the Prestige coin flip
Bio Major has mental breakdown at the sight of animated viruses
i instinctively checked my phone for librarian, i'm cooked
Virus particle infiltrates local streamer and speaks perfect overnight oats
I'm a microbiologist and him talking about viruses was killing me (much like norovirus kills approximately 1 in every 110,000 people it infects)
Explain it in hockey terms
"Um Uhhh Umm Uhh Ahh"
Honestly pretty dead on
really any advice from The Egg is now tainted by him also being a guy who eats breakfast while taking a dump and thought "this is fine" for the longest time
How "The supermarket bagels are kinda gross" led to UFO50 turning into a horror game experience
I was in denial the whole time hearing whatever came from his mouth in this video because there is no way a person seriously consider eating on the toilet as a civilized activity.
I'm sorry, he's an animal.
I'm still not convinced that it's not a bit. Surely he doesn't actually eat breakfast on the toilet, right? Right?!
As a Midwesterner, I appreciate all of the Vernors support in the chat *THE ONLY CURE FOR SICKNESS*
I reject the premise of the sickness
-Fabius Bile
OK I can't lie the Petri dish clip at 24:03 is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life
you're gonna love journey to the microcosmos
this 97 year old streamer still contracts norovirus the old fashioned way
Over tank oats it's an insane joke good job chatter
This just in:
Smartest man on planet earth, dies from self inflicted Norovirus by refusing to stop eating food while simultaneously shitting
NL absolutely losing it at 8 bit viruses is sending me lol
I sure hope he doesnt graduate next norovirus.
7:44 in the chat: "Librarians wife come to help?" 🤣
"over-tank oats" you people are geniuses
He played Emberward months ago. This is some real foreshadowing.
17:25 holy crap this man is mewing
1:45 he's the guy from that microapartment design meme where to use the stove you have to slide it over the toilet
3:25 End of evidentiary hearing.
This is probably one of the funniest ones in a while. Thanks liberrian
5:40
"it doesn't stink you just have norovirus"
"something about it stinks!"
"viruses piss me the fuck off.."
+2
Seeing NL get defensive and lash out with ad hominems at 3:00 got me. You said it yourself, its gross lol
The true hypocrisy of all of his i was poisoned today bits, he was the person he was making fun of
We're costco guys, of course we shit and eat in the bathroom
There’s not a proper vowel for the way he says bagel
Girlfriend in California was also knocking on death's door from norovirus yesterday, I have a bad feeling about this Scoob
I’ve never had norovirus in my life but I’ve also never eaten my breakfast on the toilet
3:47 he sounds SO defeated by norovirus
I was listening to dan play campanella yesterday. He was talking about why NL was absent for so long. It got to a point now librarian is my source of what happens to NL lol
This man has to learn hygiene lessons one at a time. Jesus christ.
Just a few more clips and we can get the MAID super cut
fate just rubbing salt in the wound with having him play a game with viruses as enemies right after getting hit by one himself
don't make me listen to ame sing man, what are you doing to me
oh here we go again
The sequel everyone expected.
Brother may I have some oats to eat on the toilet?
He needs to be stopped man
Librarian still grieving in his own way with that ending. (At least she isn't actually dead and she will still be around occasionally).
1:19 +2 librarian is dropout pilled
okay so we're gonna have banter about sports injuries then next stream NL is gonna come back in an iron lung
i got something idk what it was a couple weeks ago but i was throwing up horribly
i relate to NLs headphones story because i litterally had to will myself for like 30 minites just to sit up in bed i was so weak
and it is a wild when you have to shift yourself to being sick mode after being healthy
Oh yeah I guess I forgot NL is deathly afraid of jellyfish
I did NOT need to see that petri dish thats fucking crazy to look at hoooooooly
love the ame ending