Northernlion on the Child Free Pub Discourse

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  • @Dschonathan
    @Dschonathan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1660

    Babies be like "I have a mouth and I will scream"
    Amirite parents? +2 to the left.

    • @B2Roland
      @B2Roland 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      -4

    • @tou-send4349
      @tou-send4349 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      it's uuuuhhh to the right actually

    • @opossumboyo
      @opossumboyo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

      Reddit users when a child exists in a public location: “Hate. Let me tell you much I have come to hate you since I began to live.”

    • @lr-
      @lr- 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Omg it does 😂

    • @jwgrimey
      @jwgrimey 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I thought this was about amazing digital circus

  • @Vieweer
    @Vieweer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +988

    You give the water drowning the hamster to the fish, easy as

    • @ezrafly837
      @ezrafly837 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +145

      I think I’m dyslexic

    • @Natakupl
      @Natakupl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

      King Solomon solution. They each have what the other one lacks.

    • @Random_Fanguy
      @Random_Fanguy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      Double it and give it to the next guy.

    • @saintsalieri
      @saintsalieri 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Your hamster your rules.

    • @thewolfPrince
      @thewolfPrince 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@saintsalieri NO RULES, JUST RIGHT

  • @TheMcGee_
    @TheMcGee_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +845

    Speaking of guinea pigs, my wife's family had 2 when she was a child and one grew a huge cancer tumor. The other one ate it off which ended up killing the one who ate it. Then the one that had cancer lived for 2 more years

    • @colxn
      @colxn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +216

      this is actually the craziest hapster story I've seen, and I've seen a lot

    • @catbear6183
      @catbear6183 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

      Hero

    • @CaioVictor20101
      @CaioVictor20101 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +183

      Dude was the tank

    • @stoneguinea
      @stoneguinea 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      oh boy if this isn't one of the worst things I've ever read

    • @lucaslabuda891
      @lucaslabuda891 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +209

      Would you eat the tumor off your hamster or off a stranger's child?

  • @nife_f5
    @nife_f5 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +630

    Tomo, my sweet prince, I’d burn the world down to warm your paw- oh hi Ryuka

    • @nonpondo_
      @nonpondo_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      He knows what he did

  • @TheRectangularCircle
    @TheRectangularCircle 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +393

    2:08 I know exactly what he’s getting at when he says “I wish I had an hour to play balatro” but it is extremely funny that he chose that as the example of a thing he doesn’t have time to do

  • @bighatdrogan
    @bighatdrogan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +415

    “It’s like not that hard to be 28” 10:34
    why’d he say fuck me for?

    • @jammywalter0713
      @jammywalter0713 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Haha I'm 26, I was wondering if NL thinks I've got it easier or harder than you

    • @polishpipebomb
      @polishpipebomb 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      He had to give 22 year olds a break, Lmao.

    • @sscswimmer1
      @sscswimmer1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      ​@@jammywalter071326 year olds dodging the stray. Feels damn good

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      _dusts off shirt_ My time to shine.

    • @ApahtieParty
      @ApahtieParty 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The hard part is getting there

  • @zacc1258
    @zacc1258 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +349

    "These hypotheticals never happen though" the mythical type AA chatter appears

    • @NotASummoner
      @NotASummoner 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't understand how that chatter watches NL. It's like being a regular at a brothel and having no interest in women. Maybe the alcohol or something is great but really? Is this really where you wanna hang out?

    • @dawsonescott8428
      @dawsonescott8428 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      LMAO

    • @TheMarkoSeke
      @TheMarkoSeke 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +143

      "Why are we talking about what to do in a fire, there is no fire right now" was a great retort haha

    • @spaghettivase4808
      @spaghettivase4808 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Nothing ever happens

    • @keenfrizzle
      @keenfrizzle 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      Type AA chatter who can only interpret things strictly literally: "He's not dipping a pepper into Mama Liz's Chili Oil, why is he saying this"

  • @AustinRentz
    @AustinRentz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +529

    “We need to criminalize unauthorized use of the word yet” 2:23
    It’s quips like this that elevate NLs content for me.
    It’s comedic, relatable, and a sassy comeback right off the dome.
    I’m only a bit into the vid, but his friend is right, he is doing a noble thing, setting the bar for witty banter.

    • @raon123
      @raon123 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      "Literally just a guy" what a fucking liar, he's definitely a funny guy.

    • @WuchtaArt
      @WuchtaArt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@raon123 It does fit his vibe tho, for me who just started watching him recently he strikes me as a very reasonable, smart, ordinary person.

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      his dome is quite smooth after all so the comebacks are witty as well

    • @emperortgp2424
      @emperortgp2424 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​​@@raon123"literally just a guy who is also a funny guy" are actually pretty common out there in the real world, it only feels rare because very few twitch streamers are funny and you spend your whole day watching them

  • @Vieweer
    @Vieweer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +185

    The drowning children of this city look up and shout 'SAVE US'
    I'll look down and whisper 'But he's my little boy'

  • @itsdachief
    @itsdachief 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +156

    4:08 my cousins tell me they go to school and talk about the new MrBeast video when it drops so I have hope the echo effect lives on

    • @OSDisco
      @OSDisco 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Quoting memes at each other for the first time, and the recognition that we've all seen it: the smiles after that are to be treasured forever.

    • @xaf15001
      @xaf15001 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I remember talking about Stickman vs Animation with my friends in middle school. Fun times.

  • @maxwellvinyard8516
    @maxwellvinyard8516 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    Straight son or flush daughter is funny af

    • @DeathClawz
      @DeathClawz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      "I hope both of my kids flush, the son and the daughter... AND the holy ghost" was a great follow-up

  • @kingster14444
    @kingster14444 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

    NL doesn't have conversations, he has discourses

  • @ngwoo
    @ngwoo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    The idea that kids need to be sheltered from alcohol is so bizarre. Kids already know all about vomiting and falling over.

    • @samuellove9619
      @samuellove9619 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not really, considering the permanent effects alcohol can take on a developing brain. There is wisdom in trying to isolate minors from alcohol.
      It can be argued that by keeping them outside of pubs and bars, we're restricting them to public environments where alcohol is not apart of the social fabric and therefore they won't have the same desire drink in order to meet the social standard.
      Then again, you can just as easily argue that prohibition only drives demand, and that by labelling it as exclusive for an in-group (adults), minors are more likely to pursue alcohol even further.

  • @jojojo503
    @jojojo503 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    4:22 the chatters "here we go" when he starts talking about everybody loves raymond sent me

  • @Radignostic
    @Radignostic 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    the weekly eps do help draw out the narrative beats into more digestible arcs, and you have time to fully reckon with the subtler aspects of the story

    • @grimmparagon427
      @grimmparagon427 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      As impatient as it makes me feel, I love weekly releases cause I get to see people all over social media talking about the latest episode and getting excited about the next. Doesn't happen at all with full releases

    • @bruhvenant
      @bruhvenant 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The excitement and anticipation for next week, especially when a show is in a really good point, is very fun to be a part of.

  • @NathanJ666
    @NathanJ666 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    Everybody used to love Raymond. Now everyone hates everyone…

  • @DashOfSalt84
    @DashOfSalt84 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    I'm sure I've missed stuff in the intervening years, but I feel like those first few seasons of GoT is the last time we had something actually stay in the conversation over an extended period. As a TV show, I mean. Like what he's talking about with the 90s sitcoms.

    • @HiIh76
      @HiIh76 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What about the mandalorian?

    • @Jet-ij9zc
      @Jet-ij9zc 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@HiIh76 havent seen anyone talk about the madalorian irl. Its popular, but its nowhere near what GOT was

  • @trivane626
    @trivane626 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    “We used to all watch the same show and talk about it in the office the next day” - NL who only watches a movie/show every decade

    • @RobotnikPlngas
      @RobotnikPlngas 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Plus he hasn't worked in an office for over 10 years.

    • @coledelong427
      @coledelong427 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Yet he knows every actor/actress that was in every show or movie in the last 20 years as well as in what month each was in theaters

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​​@@coledelong427He's saying it's ridiculous for him to be saying that since he seen every show. It's like saying "gay Mormons be like"

    • @BIDP-
      @BIDP- 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Pre baby he watched most big movies and TV shows when they aired, but he said he just doesn't have the time any more. I think he said this around the release of blade runner 2049

    • @RobotnikPlngas
      @RobotnikPlngas 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 bisexual mormons*

  • @opossumboyo
    @opossumboyo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

    The “child-free debate club” could be applied to quite a few groups, actually. I work in environmental lobbying and there is a big overlap between hardcore environmentalism and anti-natalism, and I feel that many of our conversations turn into circular debates where we talk about a problem, then give a solution that we all know is incredibly unlikely or unpopular, and then all say “So True!” To eachother.
    I consider it a coping mechanism; it’s hard to come up with solutions that work and are popular, so we talk about crazy shit and pretend we are enlightened for thinking it. I’m certain other groups go through the same problems.

    • @ActionScripter
      @ActionScripter 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      I think you're onto something. I've witnessed this happening in both the religious isolationist right and the socialist left. Talk about a problem, ask what to do about it, defiantly toss out a solution that would guarantee every normal person writes you off. "So true, so true. It's hard being part of the few who Get It."

    • @mr.dirtydannnnn
      @mr.dirtydannnnn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@ActionScripterbut if you don't let them know it's a socialist idea, they fucking love it. This has actually been proven recently with polls. They suggest an idea that is undeniably from socialist thought, and everyone is for it. But the second you say it's socialist or communist people shit themselves. It's a little something Called 100 years of American propaganda

    • @testacals
      @testacals 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Anti-natalism isn't a solution though. It is just a moral position.

    • @OrbObserver
      @OrbObserver 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@testacalsAny moral position is set forth as a solution to a moral question or idea.

    • @testacals
      @testacals 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@OrbObserver even if I agree with you, It is just an answer to the question of "Is it moral to have a child ?". No one is saying that this moral position itself will solve anything.

  • @ferth2315
    @ferth2315 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    My cousins had three hamsters, all three got lost in their vents and only one ever came out. I can only imagine what they had to do to survive in there…

  • @VinnyZoomer
    @VinnyZoomer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +262

    I was "Kids shouldn't be in pubs anyway" pilled but then I remembered i spent like the first 5 years of my life in a sports bar eating pizza and playing arcade games

    • @B2Roland
      @B2Roland 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Normalize. Children. Being. In. Public. spaces.
      It's public. Fuck off thinking you can cater your experience to not be inconvenienced EVER by the EXISTENCE of small humans who's only disadvantage is their parents fucked more recently than yours.
      Note: not actually annoyed with you, lol. The sentiment from the child free section of the Internet is so annoying though and I'm on tilt.

    • @SapkaliAkif
      @SapkaliAkif 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Anya Jaylor Joy!!

    • @Ovenman940
      @Ovenman940 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      You can't properly engage in this debate if you think a sports bar is a pub. Pubs are regularly full of children.

    • @travisleabeck2572
      @travisleabeck2572 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Pub" isn't a colloquialism in most of America. A sports bar very well can be his pub experience as a child. Mine was Score's Sports Bar and the Red Lion. Red Lion was actually a proper pub. Large building with sectional areas for those with different interests​@@Ovenman940

    • @atomicanachronism8849
      @atomicanachronism8849 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      fr. pub used to mean "Public House"

  • @nonpondo_
    @nonpondo_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    "Reddit is larping" so, half of Twitter is larping, and the other half is people saying "I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THIS" it's why any time someone says there's drama and the first example is from Twitter i tune out

    • @NoahRodriguezShow
      @NoahRodriguezShow 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Reddit" is such a funny cope from Twitter-addicted weirds in too deep to admit their website is fully of shitty weridoes too

    • @ImortalZeus13
      @ImortalZeus13 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Basically all of social media is making up a dude in your head and then being mad at them

    • @B2Roland
      @B2Roland 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's the same 5000 people jerking each other off about how unbelievable one side or the other is being. They're all useless insufferable losers

    • @gnerus1972
      @gnerus1972 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Social media as a whole is LARPing and Ragebait.

    • @Phoenix0F8
      @Phoenix0F8 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      the algorithm is specifically designed to show you the things it knows will push your buttons, in order to generate clicks for ad revenue. apply this en masse and a lot of the confrontational nature of the entire internet right now instantly makes so much more sense.

  • @moistoast2298
    @moistoast2298 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    From Ireland, I was in the pub when young, mainly for my parents to watch hurling, rugby or soccer while having a pint, however I am aware we have a different culture around drinking establishments. I also remember there being a curfew for kids, like past 9 u couldn’t have kids at the pub my family went to for matches. Nothing better than a cidona and a pack of bacon fries watching a match tho.

  • @dooppooter
    @dooppooter 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    man, he's been KILLING it recently, this banter has been NUTS

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F8 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    I've never found babies cute, but I also never developed a whole ass complex about it. Just keep that shit to yourself and be slightly annoyed about it on your own time, like a regular human being lol

  • @Alt_Account_420
    @Alt_Account_420 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    How is Enelle so insightful and yet can GayPorn Rap like Eminem (when he was good)

  • @jazon345
    @jazon345 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Everybody on the antinatalist subreddit wants to be Schopenhauer so bad

    • @techyn8502
      @techyn8502 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      women be schopenhauer

    • @Spyderinagourd
      @Spyderinagourd 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@techyn8502they do

  • @yenhibiki6762
    @yenhibiki6762 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    the caveman at the end did not realize the other tribe members he thought present were merely shadows cast on the wall and that he was grunting directly at only one caveman

  • @user-uv2cp1qd1j
    @user-uv2cp1qd1j 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    NL's friend experiencing the worry of being a man emotionally consoling another man

  • @iluxa-4000
    @iluxa-4000 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    I had a guinea pig as a kid, and when it died, I was legit devastated, and never had a pet since. I guess I get too attached to the little fellas

    • @chatnoir9038
      @chatnoir9038 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      You're probably just more compassionate than average. That's not a bad thing at all.

  • @dj_314
    @dj_314 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    @9:35 bro nails it - the answer to the phrase "is this the worst thing that has ever happened to you?" is YES for like several years

  • @nonpondo_
    @nonpondo_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +180

    "everybody hates their coworkers now" not true, I work from home so i barely know them at all, checkmate chatter

    • @x3naurus
      @x3naurus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      I feel like you still hate them

    • @user-zz3sn8ky7z
      @user-zz3sn8ky7z 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I barely know them and i work there directly, the trick is to be an asocial autistic part-timer

    • @mr.dirtydannnnn
      @mr.dirtydannnnn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      People hated them before. They just never showed it.

    • @dookiepost
      @dookiepost 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Same, I don't hate mine, I just don't want to interact with them outside of a work setting.

  • @RushandSNLfan
    @RushandSNLfan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

    Former Liquor Control Board of Ontario employee, teens are allowed inside the LCBO with their parents. They're allowed to push the cart, carry a basket, and unload the basket/cart at the point of sale and help package it up.
    However, As soon as they point out alcohol their parents buy or touch the product, then they get ID'd by law that we are legally bound (by oath of office and allegiance to the King, mind you) to do.
    Ho leeeeeee do the parents have no chill about it, way worse than the kids.

    • @ricflairsayswoo5894
      @ricflairsayswoo5894 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      Bruh, of course the parents would have no chill about it, that’s the most insane way to do it.
      Just saying “no teens” at the door would be less infuriating than going “no sale, your 17 year old son got that bottle off the shelf for you.”

    • @qwertymesa
      @qwertymesa 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@ricflairsayswoo5894my brother got me banned from the liquor store down the road because of these stupid ass laws 😂😭 legit just because he came in with me and pointed at a bottle of vodka with no actual interest in it was just asking a question…

    • @NotASummoner
      @NotASummoner 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It's illegal for Systembolaget(Sweden) to sell to people that are under 20, visibly intoxicated or that you suspect will supply alcohol to minors. Having that exact rule about touching the product sounds really odd though, are you sure that's not just an "in practise rule"?

    • @RushandSNLfan
      @RushandSNLfan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@NotASummoner Yes, the guy who worked for the company, underwent training, did annual re-ups on our training, saw a colleague got suspended after a report from a secret shopper, and heard the messages on the PA every 15 minutes a shift for 7 years specifically saying it's a rule is sure that it's not an "in practice rule."

    • @NotASummoner
      @NotASummoner 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@RushandSNLfan That's just weird then, I guess it weeds out the completely wack adults but I feel like they'd be weeded out anyways if it wasn't an ironclad no touching rule. Maybe it's just so that the employee can say it's completely out of their hands as it has nothing to do with their own judgement? I'm just trying to figure out what possible reason they'd make it the rule.

  • @brown_note4710
    @brown_note4710 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    My guinea pig died out of nowhere when I was in 5th grade and I was deviated. He had some crystals in his ween and we took him to the emergency vet and they called the next day to say he was over the yellow brick wall or whatever

  • @evanproud4090
    @evanproud4090 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    the librarian, more like crybrarian 😢

    • @xanderkhan73
      @xanderkhan73 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      crybabyian

    • @101lwx
      @101lwx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@xanderkhan73 crybabyryan

  • @skeptale
    @skeptale 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I'm 28 and as soon as he read the "it's hard to be any age" comment I thought "honestly it's not that hard being 28" and actually laughed out loud when he said the exact same thing a second later. Good to know this is as good as it gets.

    • @kingsting12
      @kingsting12 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      27 here and never been better. Life has been ridiculously difficult for me at many points in my life, but being an adult with a stable job im pretty good at and comfortable with, no school, home and family (no kids) life has never been easier

  • @Rumo0fZamonia
    @Rumo0fZamonia 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Hey librarian, maybe you already have it in the archives but a compilation of NL going off about people unwilling to answer hypotheticals would go crazy for me personally. Keep up the good work

    • @mr.dirtydannnnn
      @mr.dirtydannnnn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mainly because hypotheticals never actually give you the answer you ask it for

  • @LvLocks1915
    @LvLocks1915 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Omfg him talking about the Guinea pigs has me crying because it's so true lmfao

    • @Wyvernnnn
      @Wyvernnnn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The anecdotes in chat are proving the point so hard

  • @julixpinguimon8023
    @julixpinguimon8023 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    And he brings it back in the end with the self care talks, he's the goat I cant

  • @SteveC86
    @SteveC86 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    It’s not your fault

    • @daj4883
      @daj4883 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What isnt my fault

    • @userr1225
      @userr1225 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's not your fault

  • @ColeCxle
    @ColeCxle 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love seeing a tweet and reading the discourse. Then hopping over to TH-cam and the first thumbnail I see is an NL video with the same tweet in the thumbnail.

  • @Kopekemaster
    @Kopekemaster 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Holy fuck the Guinea pig bit had me fucking dying, gasping for breath

  • @Cheldeo
    @Cheldeo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I've had two guinea pigs that died in pretty normal circumstances, the first died overnight and the second died from old age, it was pretty sad I held him when he was slowly passing away

  • @JustSomeDamnGinger
    @JustSomeDamnGinger 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The guinea pig comment is so true. I feel like I had some of the only guinea pigs that didn't die crazy deaths. I had two brothers from the same litter. One just died one day. No lead up, no issues, just alive one day, dead the next. The other one lived to be like 10 years old, but went blind and eventually had to be put down. I remember the vet being shocked at how old he was.

  • @hooraym5500
    @hooraym5500 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Remember the first time I went to the bar, my friends told me not to curse because there were kids nearby. I was so confused. Guess thats last born problems

  • @GreenTea_98
    @GreenTea_98 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    the tweet that i saw quoting the og was someone saying "why are we banning mothers aka WOMEN from facilities now??" 💀

  • @leechesg
    @leechesg 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    He mentioned r/antinatalist but, given the theme of the rant, he has to talk about r/dogfree now

  • @daveclarke1990
    @daveclarke1990 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    I feel like I would save most other kids over my dog, but some just have bad vibes.

    • @petormaculan5424
      @petormaculan5424 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Maybe the kids recieving a karmic willy wonka esq punishment and my dog just followed its nose into the chocolate river

    • @JacobSteakfries
      @JacobSteakfries 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@petormaculan5424 +2 but if a dog fell into a chocolate river it'd detonate like a landmine.

    • @Slask69
      @Slask69 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Why have a dog when it doesn't mean anything to you...?

  • @TheOisannNetwork
    @TheOisannNetwork หลายเดือนก่อน

    You should see how many strollers there are outside restaurants/cafes in the winter in Scandinavia.

  • @pansagi
    @pansagi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I think NL has a really potent point on no longer getting to be apart of that culture as a show releases. Like you're not gonna get the same community with the binge model, there just isn't excitement outside of what happens next season where you get to binge it again. I may also be salty because if it wasn't released for binging, I wouldn't have been spoiled things towards the end of the fallout show.

    • @katlicks
      @katlicks 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      My mom loves a book series called Silo so when the TV show came out, and she liked it, she loved it, and even better they paced out the episodes so every week my mom would tell me all about it and go online to talk about it.
      It really builds way more hype and buzz, and let's people do the fun parts of speculation and discussion, and give more time and focus per episode.

  • @tabula_rosa
    @tabula_rosa 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    fun fact, plato's allegory of the cave is actually how our brains work
    the part of your brain that makes up your conscious mind has no access to any of your sensory information. your senses get fed into a part of your brain that is (outside of really hard drug trips) completely separated from your mind, and it generates a simulation of what it thinks the world is like using a combination of past experiences, expectations and biases. and then that simulated external world, your consciousness fakes looking into with senses that it doesn't actually have, that are so far removed from what your actual sensory organs feed you that the raw input of your senses would be useless to you
    for example; if you hold out your pinky as far as you can from yourself, your actual eyes can only see color in an area smaller than your nail. and yet you see color everywhere all at once; because your fake simulated eyes that your mind is using to peer at the fake simulated world that it looks at doesn't work the same way as your real eyes. if the wall around your computer screen changed color every time you look at your screen and then change back when you look away you'd never notice because your real eyes don't see color outside of what they're focusing on and your mind is just guessing what color the wall is based on what color it was the last time you got good info on it
    the take-away being that you probably should take your own experiences with the grain of salt you'd put into anybody's experiences who you happen to know is constantly hallucinating, because that's what you are; hallucinating, constantly. if you thought that the light was green when you last looked at it, maybe give it another glance before you go. same goes for, like, giving other people the benefit of the doubt when they say they told you something, or not putting too much stock into unexplained noises or sensations

    • @heinzmonster
      @heinzmonster 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I've never been psychologically ruined by a yt comment before

    • @woutertron
      @woutertron 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@heinzmonster dude has no chill. None whatsoever

  • @holychiodos
    @holychiodos 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    A lady wanted to card me once when I was like 17 and my dad was buying beer with me present. My old mad was pretty pissed that she even asked.

  • @user-oi4om3tx2o
    @user-oi4om3tx2o 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hahaha honestly so many funny moments in this one top tier clips

  • @B2Roland
    @B2Roland 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Luna is genuinely so self aware holy fuck. I wish my kid was at that point where he KNEW he was being a pain in the ass lol

  • @danielalorbi
    @danielalorbi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    17:33 This is why he's the GOAT

  • @AnarchoCatBoyEthan
    @AnarchoCatBoyEthan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    wow holy shit it really circled back around at the end huh, hell yeah

  • @jessemunroe8532
    @jessemunroe8532 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    we need to criminalize unauthorized use of the word "yet". god bless

  • @isaactfa
    @isaactfa 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    If anyone cares, the Fallout show is very good. Even if I'd never heard of or played Fallout I still would have enjoyed it a great deal.

    • @B2Roland
      @B2Roland 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm not surprised. Who has the time to watch all this shit?? Even when I was in my twenties I didn't give a fuck

    • @isaactfa
      @isaactfa 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@B2Roland Ok.

    • @isaactfa
      @isaactfa 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      @@phylocybe_ Ok.

    • @user6122
      @user6122 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      man people really on your ass for saying you liked something

    • @bghost3636
      @bghost3636 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's right to be skeptical in a world of shit, especially when it comes to adaptations. But they somehow really pulled off a good show. Granted, it is just good. It's not like it does something brand new narratively. But, I don't consider it more of a waste of time to watch than anything else you might do for entertainment.

  • @kahisawheel
    @kahisawheel 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That first story was so fucking funny omg

  • @jessem.4214
    @jessem.4214 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The story that starts this video is both heartwarming and a little bit painful, I wouldn’t know whether to clarify it or not.

  • @stelmaria-mx
    @stelmaria-mx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hello to the Librarians

  • @timweak3009
    @timweak3009 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    took my toddler to the dispensary the employees hotboxed his Damn stroller....... baby was chill asf Though

  • @SemiIocon
    @SemiIocon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I thought the dog-friendly child-free place was just trying to not get a lawsuit for a dog mauling a child. So they picked one thing to be okay and not the other.

  • @travisleabeck2572
    @travisleabeck2572 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You're not wrong. Streaming has killed the cliffhanger. I miss well done trailers too. Fallout was definitely a cut above though

  • @mellowmoony
    @mellowmoony 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i never truly understood the allegory of the cave until nl explained it in 1 sentence while yapping about the antinatalism subreddit, crazy

  • @adamthedog1
    @adamthedog1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    0:19 northernlion shoots smack? 🤨

    • @BuffiestFluff
      @BuffiestFluff หลายเดือนก่อน

      He gets more based with every clip

  • @omegahaxors9-11
    @omegahaxors9-11 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Twitter recently forced their domain to show up as x and it caused my script blocker to reject it, happiest I've ever been.

  • @dropthatshi
    @dropthatshi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro librarian belss u for pulling up the twitter reciepts to prove his points, makes it so much easier to follow for someone whos out of touch like myself lol

  • @bougiegato
    @bougiegato 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think you're right on track for today's expectations

  • @acksawblack
    @acksawblack 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    I do t know about the Reddit but any actual academic debate on antinatalism is inherently rhetorical and and acknowledged by the authors as inherently unfulfillable. Like I don’t think I’ve read a single piece of writing on it that wasn’t just a work of philosophical extrapolation that the authors acknowledges will never be a reality, like most of the arguements derive from extrapolating on the concept of human suffering to the extreme. The crux being is human suffering in itself valuable, I.e is it better to live and suffer than to never live but never suffer.
    I don’t think any academics really view it as a real life issue, or even anything to do with children at all. Natalism just referring to the act of birth, the subreddit just sounds like people that hate children not actually anything to do with the philosophy of suffering.

    • @sandrasim46
      @sandrasim46 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      in colloqiual terms anti-natalism almost always refers to people who just hate kids and not any philosophical meaning. the term "anti-natal" is kinda implying the hatred of birth and therefore children, so honestly its just a bad descriptive name lmao

    • @YTDeletes90PercentOfMyComments
      @YTDeletes90PercentOfMyComments 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's all probably incels coping that they can't get kids

    • @gnerus1972
      @gnerus1972 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I don't know I just don't want kids cuz then I wouldn't be able to snort coke all the time.

    • @katlicks
      @katlicks 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's often massive projection
      "I hate my own life and don't want others to have a chance for good"

    • @katlicks
      @katlicks 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@JD-wu5pf I mean, that's been the root of almost every argument I've had with anti natalists, predicated entirely on "I'm miserable and see no value in life and want total life extinction as a result"
      There's a massive difference between someone who doesn't want a child for personal reasons, and someone who believes in total extinction of sapience in the universe.

  • @petormaculan5424
    @petormaculan5424 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think the your pet vs someones kid question is actually kind of interesting because while a human life should mean more than a pets, the sense of responsibility that would drive someone to save their pet over a strangers child makes some sense

  • @jayleno2192
    @jayleno2192 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I work in manufacturing, and things have been crazy ever since covid. The company is desperate to hire people so we end up with a bunch of lunatics. I still have a couple coworkers that I like, but most of them I try to stay far away from.

  • @char_shine
    @char_shine 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I hope both of my kids flush... The son and the daughter... and the Holy Ghost!" Amen, brother. Amen.

  • @ramaluminus
    @ramaluminus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:35 I definitely agree with this sentiment, I mean yeah it save up my money for monthly subscriptions, but I don't like that they drowning you in one go, it's like rotting your brain with too much content.

  • @86pp73
    @86pp73 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:35 Real life Voight-Kampff test, good to know twitter failed it

  • @mr.pearly7478
    @mr.pearly7478 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My gerbils died when I was little and we held a burial and funeral in the back garden, buried together in a small cardboard box. By the end we were all laughing.

  • @AdamGaffney96
    @AdamGaffney96 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    NL: Its not that hard to be 28
    Me, 28, having the worst year of my life: +2 so true

  • @nothanks1942
    @nothanks1942 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My fucking god, it's the people.

  • @mezu-e
    @mezu-e 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    10:21 my mom would have done this if they had doordash in the 90s

  • @no_stunts1649
    @no_stunts1649 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    when he pinched his nose and said something, nl sounded so different i thought librarian had started overdubbing his own interjections and commentary

  • @jeffypeters333
    @jeffypeters333 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hey NL, I've been through the (what age do they do something weird in the LCBO) They just don't allow the under age person to touch the booze, or even put it on the checkout counter even if just trying to help your parent.

  • @iannsinger5760
    @iannsinger5760 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I asked a guy to not bring his daughter into the vape shop I worked at, and he freaked out at me

    • @invaderZX
      @invaderZX 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Every vape shop I've ever seen looks like they've got a fog machine running in there 24/7, so I'm with you on that one, brother.

  • @Ω3103ζ
    @Ω3103ζ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    he's so funny man how does he do it

  • @MemoryVague
    @MemoryVague 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Doing WHAT in the group chat??

  • @gonz22
    @gonz22 หลายเดือนก่อน

    These are genuinely modern Socratic seminars

  • @biglootums5243
    @biglootums5243 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don't go to church anymore Librarian videos of NL being completely normal are my sermons

  • @richard_nj
    @richard_nj 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    'The son and the daughter... And the holy ghost'

    • @Oshawotter48
      @Oshawotter48 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The architect and the builder

    • @richard_nj
      @richard_nj 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Oshawotter48 They arrive calmly from their escalator with a sense of purpose

  • @zachblackwell9032
    @zachblackwell9032 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I come here to feel sane

  • @GigaVanguard
    @GigaVanguard 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hello to the gamers, welcome

  • @michaelcordeiro12
    @michaelcordeiro12 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    what about a binge model where they put the first 7 episodes out of a show at once then put the finale out in like a month?

    • @mikumaven
      @mikumaven 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      edging

  • @snart2195
    @snart2195 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    You don't understand, I still wouldn't save the stranger's child if my pet was safe and sound

  • @houghpuff6380
    @houghpuff6380 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My guinea pig was eaten in front of me by the neighbor's dog

  • @Sheamu5
    @Sheamu5 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I'm with NL, I enjoy the weekly release schedule, like Shogun. It lets you simmer in the boiling pot of British sailor oil.

  • @fujster
    @fujster 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    14:00 most of them do smoke in there, and some of them leave pot OPEN . Depends, really.

    • @shnorbles
      @shnorbles 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      brother what kinda dispensaries are you going to everyone I've been to in Canada has been clean as hell and real professional about it like they had an inspector in

  • @CoolHandLuke196
    @CoolHandLuke196 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    it would be nice to have an hour to play balatro every so often outside of my 5 hours of balatro on stream everyday lol

  • @AnarchoCatBoyEthan
    @AnarchoCatBoyEthan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    hmmmmm, i think there is human suffering at all ages. this is what i am writing so i don’t write about how i’m angry NL said 28, but now i realize i’m pretty sure i’m 27? It’s difficult because as i get older i find myself conceptualizing getting older as though it has already happened.

  • @cyanthrope
    @cyanthrope 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    as a child of alcoholics I'm grateful my parents didn't take me out to a pub lol. It's embarrassing enough seeing them drunk at home

  • @jonathan2847
    @jonathan2847 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It's easier to be 35 than 20 because at 35 you have pretty much all the parts of your life together, you're just doing maintenance (why 35 year olds spend time doing shit like gardening because they have run out of important shit to do).

  • @crabeatcrab6011
    @crabeatcrab6011 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i love my coworkers!

  • @pkphyre8920
    @pkphyre8920 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    9:50 Egg's 3 year old is literally better at expressing her thoughts and emotions than most grown men.

    • @kingcrimson4133
      @kingcrimson4133 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      that's what happens when you're not raised to think natural childhood emotional expression such as crying and throwing tantrums is "bad behavior" deserving of punishment. so many parents alienate their children as objects rather than trying to understand them as human beings.