I know that sends me everytime. And when he cancelled on Kevin to go to the opera and when he was giving him the ticket information he spelt out his full name🤣🤣 ends me
"To put a fine point on it, ya boy is turnt". It is so hard picking out favorite parts in Holt compilations. That one got me to make Jake's happy face though.
My favorite is DEFINITELY and Kevin’s all like “hey man, IM LEAVING FOR PARS” “then go already! I don’t care 😌 💅 “ but I DO CARE and now I’m like w h e r e ‘ s *k e v i n*
Really sad that his iconic "meat... from the street... sounds like a treat! Ha. I'm a poet, and I didn't even know that I was rhyming those words." Was not here.
“Terry it’s a 5 degree difference, YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT!” Finally a character recognizing hyper specific eccentricities and not just playing off like literally ever other sitcom
Holt: "I'm a Human. I'm a Human male." Before this video: Ha, that's funny. After this video: I'm 99% sure Holt is a Terminator sent back in time by the Resistance to make sure Jake becomes a great leader.
you missed one of imo the best lines where gina (i think) goes "would you tell the sky to stop being so blue", and holt replies "yes i wish it were tan. it's my favourite colour, it's no nonesense"
Captain Raymond Holt is a superior human being, and an aspirational figure. We should all possess the capacity to digest and comprehend our emotional needs to his degree.
Holt: "No family photos. If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like." Also Holt: "There was a fire in my house. I lost many photo albums of treasured memories" Semi-hypocrite.
That bit with the productivity making things fun... im sure there are humans that feel this way. Me being one of them, of course I also enjoy my share time of mind numbing fun.
I always laugh so hard when he introduces himself, first and last name, to his husband.
It's always hilarious
I know that sends me everytime. And when he cancelled on Kevin to go to the opera and when he was giving him the ticket information he spelt out his full name🤣🤣 ends me
Pahahaa that and when he texts people ‘dear ----‘ ‘sincerely Raymond holt’ even if he only texts one word between
‘Hello Kevin, it’s me Raymond Holt
thats their domestic nicknames did you not know
"why? i'm a human. i'm a human male" LMAO
He is bluffing
That’s exactly what a bot would say!
I was waiting for that clip 😂
That's honestly the best moment
@@razvanefros411 at 3:38 i think "hello kevin, its me raymond holt" is the best, they've been married for years but he still has to explain who he is
Andre Braugher is such an incredible comedic actor. His casting as Holt is perfect.
It's almost jarring seeing him in any other role, and I love it
I saw him on SVU after watching nine-nine. I couldn't stop imagining him as Holt in the show.
"you don't have to sign your texts"
"Dear Jake,
Noted.
Sincerely Raymond Holt"
@Kaden Waller And many's favourite, me included!
The correct approach would be tell him it's inappropriate format when both parties are familiar
Andre is such a good actor
Cyborg*
Android*
Record player*
**artificial intelligence
Radio*
"i wish he would turn the radio down" WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THAT ONE I DIED
same it's one of my favorite moments
Is this music? I love music! T-there's no music..?
THATS MY FAVORITE ONE SKDJSKSK IT GETS ME EVERY TIME
I aggressively LOL'd honestly.
The fact that he thinks THAT is pop music is hilarious and only we understand
"To put a fine point on it, ya boy is turnt". It is so hard picking out favorite parts in Holt compilations. That one got me to make Jake's happy face though.
👌
My top two, tied with that one is:
- "It's one bund to none, son!"
- "There's a [bleep] storm going to rain down on you, punk!"
Whoa! Of all the comments I've made, I didn't expect to come back to this one and find 770 likes. Thanks y'all.
@@knockoffmjolnir4864 You're welcome, legend!
My favorite is DEFINITELY
and Kevin’s all like
“hey man, IM LEAVING FOR PARS”
“then go already! I don’t care 😌 💅 “
but I DO CARE
and now I’m like
w h e r e ‘ s
*k e v i n*
"ouch.. you ran over my front.. I am in.. incredible pain.." my favorite line from this video
It was foot but yeah lmao
@@cherryleo4994 and that's on auto correct
Could've edited
@@orlandot1538 cool and?
@@inkiaio1616 just saying you could've edited your original comment to the actual quote it all, nothing more or less
Holt: go razmataz. go razmataz. go razmataz.
Other horse: *wins flawlessly and victoriously*
Holt: I lost everything.
I read this comment as that part was playing 😂😂
Lyuba Ebbs same
Thank you for that play-by-play, I was so confused until you cleared it up...
@@TheCptCoy you are welcome :-3
*“It’s Bugle-Boy, winning by a head!”*
“i wish he would turn the radio down” IM CRYING
i don’t get it
Szlendak there’s no radio it’s the perp singing. Holt doesn’t realize people sing for fun.
@@carolynl3933 Actually Holt thinks all rap music sounds the same so when he heard Kyle rapping he thought it was a professional rapper on the radio
“To put a fine point on it… your boi is turnt.”
“oh nothing, just uhh, enjoying.. a taste of my favourite beverage. the s o d a p o p
Hello Kevin
It's me Raymond Holt
I canNOT
This was my mum's favourite line. That and anything Tim Meadows says
He called his husband by his petname.
Really sad that his iconic "meat... from the street... sounds like a treat! Ha. I'm a poet, and I didn't even know that I was rhyming those words." Was not here.
I say “I didn’t even know I was rhyming those words” all the time now
that part would be perfect if he said “I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it”
@@zahra-md6oc no that’s part of the joke
... but it happened anyway.
"I lost albums of many treasured memories"
Also holt: "if you love them you'll remember them"
“Terry it’s a 5 degree difference, YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT!” Finally a character recognizing hyper specific eccentricities and not just playing off like literally ever other sitcom
this is the best thing ive ever seen
Same
why did i read that in holt’s voice
@@polly-nc9cy same!! "this is... the best thing I've ever seen"
The monotone voice is really convincing.
"If you love someone..you'll remember what they look like" 😂 LMAO!
The 3 dislikes are WUNTCH, JOHN KELLY AND THE DISCO STRANGLER
Haha that’s amazing
Ah I forgot. He doesn't really have any beef with the Vulture, right?
also Frederick (he still not move on with wooden duck thing)
Wunch is dead
The Foxter 5 BAGEL
what if Holt is really a robot created by Kevin because the real Holt died while pursuing the Disco Strangler
omg i-
No thanks
I didn't know it's was possible to do angst with b99 istg 😭
I hear "Disco Strangler" in Holts voice 😂
Damn that would be dark! But Kevin doesn't have the engineering prowess to do it himself, so he'd probably hire someone to do it for him.
"go razzmatazz
Go Razzmatazz
*Go Razzmatazz"*
"I've lost everything"
My favourite is “ look at that, you’ve helped me find my smile” the proceeds to stare blankly.
“To put a fine point on it, ya boi’s turnt.” I’m definitely quoting that one.
"I wish he would turn the radio down"
Gets me every time
"Ouch, you run over my foot, i am in incredible pain"
All with a poker face
Holt: "I'm a Human. I'm a Human male."
Before this video: Ha, that's funny.
After this video: I'm 99% sure Holt is a Terminator sent back in time by the Resistance to make sure Jake becomes a great leader.
Why are you giving them ideas to end the series
@diva bhardwaj but Then it would end
@diva bhardwaj season 7 ended there's gonna be an eighth
“Oh. Your non-adult is at our place of work.” - Captain Raymond Holt & Me any time that happens!
“I am a human! I am a human male!”
Gets me every time
holts the funniest character no cap
holt: if you love someone, you’ll remember what they look like. also holt: 3:38
They’re cherished memories of people he doesn’t love 😜
Hey, Holt was in a pretty ingenious disguise, there's no possible way Kevin could have realized who he was just by literally looking at him
I love how he shows emotion without showing emotion we stan😌✊
i really wish you’d included “it appears i’m getting a text message. bloop.” one of my favorite lines
“What type of food is a McNugget? “
your non-adult hadhhadhhdhd
"And what kind of food is a mcnugget?"
"a.... paella?"
finding this channel has made my quarantine and revamped my love for this show, thank you :’)
Rianna DeLumen aww thats the reason I made this, Thank YOU❤️
A flavorless beige smoothie is the PERFECT food. Also, the pictures of the family thing also makes perfect sense.
Is this Brooklyn : Become Human the game?
As if David Cage could write a character so deep
0:14 your boys turnt
That one dislike is Madeline Wuntch.
I adore Captain Holt so much, I hope Andre enjoys playing him as much as we enjoy watching him work
"Have no fear Mr. Rap is here and he will drink 3 beers."
"I wish he would turn the radio down."
"if you love someone, you'll always remember what they look like."
"I lost many photo albums of treasured memories. I am devastated."
Way to go, dad
"thats roughly 32.81 feet"
bit more exact than rough but sure, holt.
If Holt weren’t in such a hurry and was trying to be very exact, he would’ve said 10 meters is equal to 32.808 ft or 32 ft + 13/16
"You know what would make a great movie, a one where the hero sits with his friends and talks about the emotions" the breakfast club
Greeting his own husband by "hello Kevin, its me, Raymond holt" 😂😂
One of the funniest characters in television history
Terry: what’s wrong with pictures?
Captain Holt: If you love someone, you’ll remember what they look like. 😂
The “I wish he would turn the radio down” ALWAYS catches me off guard and I ALWAYS laugh
Aaaa same
0:32 that reminds me of Avengers: Age of Ultron when the team meets Barton’s kids and Tony says “These are... smaller agents?”
“Notify me when your done, via bark”😂😂😂😂
'REED AND WEEP'
"Its my favorite joke of all time"
Nobody :
Captain Raymond Holt *introducing himself with his first and last name to his own husband*
Legend has it captain holt has never made past the “I’m not a robot” tick when signing up for stuff
“Kevin it’s me Raymond holt”
those dislikes are captain holt, because.. he’s human. he’s a human male!
"Ouch. You ran over my foot. I am in... incredible pain." My all-time favorite Holt line
"ya boys turnt" will forever be one of my favorite scene from this show 😂
Okay but the moment when Holt tried to relate to Jake with the whole hero talking with his friends movie was super cute and wholesome
This media content is thouroughly enjoyable.
Sincerely,
Raymond Holt
2:04 he would be perfect in wall-e
“Then I learned trigonometric functions, like a *big boi* “
Holt is a masterpiece of writing and acting. What a delight!
ya bois turnt
I love Holt so much. And I really love him when he is drunk 😂
Unironically a movie where a hero sits down with his friends and talks about his feelings sounds pretty good
"Ya boi is turnt." is officially my new favorite quote ever.
“If you love someone you’ll remember what they look like”
Captain Raymond Holt
Now i'm like, _"Where's Kevin??"_
“Notify me when you’re done, via bark”😂😂
I would love to see Holt and Spock in the same room together.
When he says like a Big Boy I die 😂😂😂 I love Holt so much
"yes, children are wonders"
"Terry that's a five degree difference .......YOU'D BETTER FIGURE IT OUT!"
I laugh every time at this one.
I wonder how many times he made each scene. I try to say his lines and I burst out laughing
"I am devastated"
4:48 rounded to second place of decimal and says roughly. Gets me everytime I hear it 😆😆
"Chadder, you betrayed me. You can explain yourself later. Return to my office!"
My all time favourite😂
you missed one of imo the best lines where gina (i think) goes "would you tell the sky to stop being so blue", and holt replies "yes i wish it were tan. it's my favourite colour, it's no nonesense"
Andre needs an Emmy someone get this man on a Vince Gilligan show
“Notify me when you are done. Via bark.”
1:57 I always had that thought too!
If I could drink all the nutrients I require daily, I would do that! It'd be so easy!!!
Captain Holt, the worlds' greatest straight man. ( see what I did there ? )
This comment deserves more attention
"To put a find point on it, ya bois turnt" I never laughed so HARD!!
Terry, it's a 5-degree difference... YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT is *my* favorite joke of all time.
Captain Raymond Holt is a superior human being, and an aspirational figure. We should all possess the capacity to digest and comprehend our emotional needs to his degree.
Holt: "No family photos. If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like."
Also Holt: "There was a fire in my house. I lost many photo albums of treasured memories"
Semi-hypocrite.
That bit with the productivity making things fun... im sure there are humans that feel this way. Me being one of them, of course I also enjoy my share time of mind numbing fun.
"Hey man, I'm leaving for Paris!" 2:21
_sounds definitely like Kevin XD_
I love kyle haha. And it’s hilarious that holt thought it was radio
"they are puppies" thanks
-"what's wrong with pictures?"
-*"if you love someone, you'll remember what they look like."*
Holt is my spirit animal
Nice oranges nice and dry not at all ripe
This line kicked the shit out of me
I’m gonna miss this human male when the show is over 🥺
“To put a fine point on it...”
_Ya Boy’s turned._
"ya boi's turnt" NEVER NOT HILARIOUS
“Good oranges; nice and dry. Not at all ripe.” 😆
"if you really love someone, you'd remember what they look like" KILLS ME EVERY TIME
"If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like" - Raymond Holt