Welcome to Jackie Chan in Fists of Fire: Where the normals are specials, the specials are supers, the supers are fatalities and the points don't matter.
Great Balwaagh! This is an offence punishable by Exterminatus according to the Inquisition. Not sure how, but I trust them not to lie on such a serious matter. What say you in your defence?
Great Balwaagh! Wait, I thought it was because they took one look at Woolie and went "By the Emperor look it *_THIS filthy_* xenos heretic. We can't leave any trace of its existence!"
João Lucas But it's so hilarious that it's still in there alongside him. I've seen this game played lots of times and never knew about that because everybody picks Jackie Chan all the time.
Stan Sketches Now lissen here massa, I don't means no trouble, ya hear? I juss mindin' my own business, takin' care o' my own, tryin' ta talk in juss apostrophes. Now leave off now, if'n ya know what's good for ya.
Once something enters the cage verse its gone for good. The only way is to bring something out of the cage verse is to make a deal with Lucifer himself and summon the dark challenge known as detroit and fight the great demon Le Cage in a great battle. Its the only way to save Liam but i'm not sure the Zaibatsu are up to the challenge.
It was called the sadness trilogy for a reason. One can only play 3 games of Cages's without paying a cost. Detroit will claim another one. David Cage's blood lust knows no bounds.
What thought process led to the two concepts of "Mortal Kombat knockoff" and "Jackie Chan fighting game" being mashed into the same game, wherein Jackie Chan is a manifold god jovially presiding over your weird un-human death-battle?
Kaca Ah Liam, some say Cena... As you once did for the vacuous Touhou... Grant us big dumb big moe eyes to cleanse us of our gaijin idiocy... The Nep Nep... Of course! AWOOOOOO
0:11 - I swear no matter how many times I see it this opening still doesn't get old-where the hell is Liam? 1:25 - Wow, and I thought Street Fighter, Smash and Dragon Ball were bad with clone characters XD 1:48 - Oh goddamn and speaking of Dragon Ball XDXDXDXD 11:25 - I'm sorry I blinked for a second how the hell did that happen? 15:00 - *ULTIMATE!!* 17:04 - So uhhh why was this labeled as a Saturday Night Scrublords episode again? 21:30 - Oh, that's why.......coccaine is a hell of a drug..... 23:52 - Well that was one hell of a "Heroic Brutality", I mean shit is she even gonna walk again after that? 32:57 - Yeah sure no blood and yet he's still probably dead XD
21:33 ANOTHER BEST MOMENT? GOOD GOD JACKIE CHAN FISTS OF FIRE!!!!! YOU ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!! NBA Jam has nothing on this game when it comes to being on fire like that. you can't extinguish fire of this magnitude son.
Dont know about you, but I aprecciate Jackie´s good sportmanship whenever he loses, even when defeated, has grace, and even when he loses, he wins, cuz you know, his another dimension Jackie kicked his ass.
Man, I thought this was a cute little not too violent family friendly Jackie Chan fighting game, then 15:02 happens, holy fucking shit that took a sudden turn!
Holy shit, this video was fantastic. There's nothing like the Scrublords where they have fun with what they're playing, AND there's crazy shit happening on screen.
Reminds me of that Tim and Eric Sketch "Quick! name 5 characters in this game that aren't Jackie Chan!" "Uh, Sam, Kim-Maree, Lau, Jackie Chan-" BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
0:13 I can still hear the ghost of Liam in that audio. It's subtle, but it's there. He's still with us, always. Every step you take, we'll be watching *You*Tube.
Jesus fuck, this got SUPER hype SUPER fast. Like, I thought they were about to end when I heard that double KO but the video's only half done?! What is this? This is almost as hype as Dong Dong
Are you sure this should be on Scrub Lords? This is the most *_HYPEST SHIT_* I've _EVER_ seen, ever since Dong Dong Never Dies told me to never judge a book by its cover! Also I never knew John Cena's gonna special guest star on Scrub Lords today.
Sam vs Lau was HYPE AS FUCK. awesome video guys my local arcade actually used to have this game the demos were fucking awesome to watch always made me play it but I never got decent at it
This isn't a scrublords this is a fuckin FISTICUFFS
Right
Yeah yeah yeah. They did it to trick us, like they fooled themselves!
*Jackie Chan in Fists of Fire EVO 2018.*
FISTICUFFS OF FIRE
Oddly enough, Fists of Fire has already been streamed in tournaments before
At last, Liam has reached his dream by turning into John Cena
mrjesparza But how can you tell? I can't see either of them.
mrjesparza Liam is Matt's stand now. The stand's only ability is that you can't see it.
Exactly.
Liam forgot the cookies so many times that he ended up forgetting himself
GASP!
I didn't realize. he IS still in the intro after all.
Welcome to Jackie Chan in Fists of Fire: Where the normals are specials, the specials are supers, the supers are fatalities and the points don't matter.
I'm Drew Carey, your host.
And everyone is a murderer, except for Jackie because he's a good boy.
Even in his ghost-form, Liam still forgot the cookies...
REisFUN2 The ghost of Zaibatsu past.
J Ibarra Now Otachi is in charge of forgetting the cookies.
REisFUN2 he truly is john cena now.
Here lies Rising Superstar Liam
He forgot the cookies.
Which is inexcusable! you know how many cookies you can steal if you're a ghost?
Pull your weight for once ghost of liam
Pat: "I forgot the Liam."
Matt: "YOU FORGOT THE LIAM?!"
That was a great gag.
Adrian The Vulture Forgetting Liam-sama and his sacrifice is a Class A felony.
Great Balwaagh! This is an offence punishable by Exterminatus according to the Inquisition. Not sure how, but I trust them not to lie on such a serious matter. What say you in your defence?
Adrian The Vulture Wait why am I need of defending, i thought we were Exterminatus'ing Pat because he forgot Liam?
Great Balwaagh! Wait, I thought it was because they took one look at Woolie and went "By the Emperor look it *_THIS filthy_* xenos heretic. We can't leave any trace of its existence!"
>Beating up Jackie Chan
Thumbs up bro. That was a good fight.
>Beating up some woman
BLOODY TORSO FLYING THROUGH THE AIR.
THIS GAME IS HYPE!!!! HOLY SHIIT!!!!
The Boi Hilbirt Jank is hype man.
We need a modern Jackie Chan game where every character is Jackie Chan in all his different movie roles.
It's because Jackie said that he didn't want to be involved in anything gory, so, in his fights, there's no blood or fatalities because of that
João Lucas But it's so hilarious that it's still in there alongside him. I've seen this game played lots of times and never knew about that because everybody picks Jackie Chan all the time.
You can't Fatality Jackie because, "Jackie, Always Okay!" [Thumbs Up]
11:24 Screen-Break HYPE!
15:02 MK style Brutality HYPE!
17:12 Double KO with 00 Seconds left... HYPE!
21:32 Flipping the Fuck Out HYPE!
So much HYPE! Scrublords my ass.
This could have been Fisticuffs and no one would've known the difference.
Frisky Dingo It's too good for Scrublords... just like Dong Dong.
That fucking empty air where Liam should be had me laughing my ass off.
Y-yeah. Laughing. Thats what I was doing too...
No kidding. Just silence and then being indignant at empty air about cookies. Haven't even started the actual video yet and I was cracking up.
He has already been unpersoned. Speaking about unpersoned men is treason, citizen.
+White Blacklight THOUGHT POLICE!
you can till slightly hear liam two is the best part
Name five fighting games that aren't Jackie Chan.
Aboveup uhhhh Jackie Chan Fists of Fire? *fuck*
Aboveup Jackie Chan Stuntmaster? Damn it...
Soul Jackiebur? Shit...
Changirls? wait...
BlazBlue....oh wait. You said fighting games? Nevermind.
*activates 'don't want no trouble' tech by holding a baby, the hope diamond, and several priceless artifacts* Lo-look! I don't want no trouble!
Stan Sketches Now lissen here massa, I don't means no trouble, ya hear? I juss mindin' my own business, takin' care o' my own, tryin' ta talk in juss apostrophes. Now leave off now, if'n ya know what's good for ya.
Adrian The Vulture I gotta use that line someday. XD
*trabble
Each of those are things that I've always wanted to break! Your card is useless!
Unskilled Not unless I wanted trabble even less!
Me at the star: "Wtf is this trash?"
sees some death animations: "Why isn't this EVO main show?"
so Liam got kicked because he forgot the cookies
leighhunter3 He Forgot them every single Scrublords. No longer employee of the month.
Now Matt forgets the cookie and passes the blame. Perhaps this was the truth all along.
Who?
Liam has finally awakened his Stand, 「YOU CAN'T SEE ME」!!!
is Liam fading from history? we need to go back and prevent omikron from being played so Liam will fade back into the intros
Who is this Lima bean you speak of?
Rozco Nah, this ain't the WWE. He's still in the old ones.
Once something enters the cage verse its gone for good. The only way is to bring something out of the cage verse is to make a deal with Lucifer himself and summon the dark challenge known as detroit and fight the great demon Le Cage in a great battle. Its the only way to save Liam but i'm not sure the Zaibatsu are up to the challenge.
It was called the sadness trilogy for a reason. One can only play 3 games of Cages's without paying a cost. Detroit will claim another one. David Cage's blood lust knows no bounds.
How was this masterpiece not a Fisticuffs?
Exactly
This was the most hype game I've ever seen Best Friends play.
Skleeton But what of Dong-Dong and Third Strike?
Praise the Beef Dong-Dong!!!
There's Dong Dong Never Die tho
It's not better then Dong Dong, but it's up there. Top 5.
double k.o at 00 seconds, even evo moments couldnt top that
except for daigo
oh my god 14:15 is probably the loudest I've ever heard Matt laugh before, I can't handle it
Why is Matt yelling at John Cena?
Omikron.
Cause he can't see him
sascachuhuan Liam finally showed his true potential...
cuz john cena forgot the cookies
The lore! Its all coming together now.
What thought process led to the two concepts of "Mortal Kombat knockoff" and "Jackie Chan fighting game" being mashed into the same game, wherein Jackie Chan is a manifold god jovially presiding over your weird un-human death-battle?
I'm disappointed Jackie cosplaying as Chun-Li isn't in this game.
I'm disappointed Uncle isn't in this game either
To be fair, this is pretty cool for a fan game with pictures taken from movies. And it has a silly sense of humor too
For being Scrublords, this game is actually entertaining to watch.
is it just me, or is "chinese new year parade dragon head" actually kind of an awesome concept for a fighting game character?
Sorry but this was the HYPEST Fisticuffs in years lol.
the kick Sam does when he goes into the background is actually pretty cool
Jackie Chan can't be a scrublords!
I love the hit sound effects! Nothing more satisfying then hearing loud hits as you do combos.
This fucking game is almost as hype as Dong Dong never die.
Man it's these kind of dank-ass fighting games that make me love saturday morning scrublords, lo
Ah of course. Pat takes Kim-Maree with the running grab, and Woolie takes the short-haired girl.
You need more insight to see the Great One Liam Cena
Ah, Liam, or some say, Liam-senpai...
Kaca Ah Liam, some say Cena... As you once did for the vacuous Touhou... Grant us big dumb big moe eyes to cleanse us of our gaijin idiocy... The Nep Nep... Of course! AWOOOOOO
This game is a masterpiece. I’m expecting a sequel here
17:08 BEST FINISH EVER
0:11 - I swear no matter how many times I see it this opening still doesn't get old-where the hell is Liam?
1:25 - Wow, and I thought Street Fighter, Smash and Dragon Ball were bad with clone characters XD
1:48 - Oh goddamn and speaking of Dragon Ball XDXDXDXD
11:25 - I'm sorry I blinked for a second how the hell did that happen?
15:00 - *ULTIMATE!!*
17:04 - So uhhh why was this labeled as a Saturday Night Scrublords episode again?
21:30 - Oh, that's why.......coccaine is a hell of a drug.....
23:52 - Well that was one hell of a "Heroic Brutality", I mean shit is she even gonna walk again after that?
32:57 - Yeah sure no blood and yet he's still probably dead XD
15:04 The biggest mic red line Wollie ever did, muh ears XD
WHY IS THIS A SCRUBLORDS?! WE HAVEN'T HAD A FISTICUFFS THIS HYPE IN A LONG TIME!
Why is this mislabeled as Scrublords?
21:33 ANOTHER BEST MOMENT? GOOD GOD JACKIE CHAN FISTS OF FIRE!!!!! YOU ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!! NBA Jam has nothing on this game when it comes to being on fire like that. you can't extinguish fire of this magnitude son.
This is the most fun I've ever had watching you scrubs playing fighting games.
I haven't been this hype for a Scrublords since Dong Dong Never Die
Liam is no longer in this intro because, as we all know, he went to the Andromeda Galaxy.
For a Scrublords-level game, the hype in this video is STRONG. I APPROVE. 👍
This game is amazing. I await for the Dong Dong Never Die X Jackie Chan Fists of Fire X Brief Karate Foolish game.
Dude, that intro gag with the ghost hurts my little babby soul.
Jackie Chan alone made this a Friday Night Scrublords for maximum hilarity. These near-EVO moments turned it into an outright Fisticuffs.
Dont know about you, but I aprecciate Jackie´s good sportmanship whenever he loses, even when defeated, has grace, and even when he loses, he wins, cuz you know, his another dimension Jackie kicked his ass.
Man, I thought this was a cute little not too violent family friendly Jackie Chan fighting game, then 15:02 happens, holy fucking shit that took a sudden turn!
Is it just me or does Jackie Chan not bleed?
Somescrub Jackie Chan cannot bleed or do fatalities.
Gods can't bleed
Somescrub It was too graphic to be included. Jackie was melting off everyone's genitals whenever his thumbs up win quote was too close.
Just like in real life. That's why he does his own stunts.
Guess Liam finally became his full John Cena form. Can't see him anymore..
As a person living in the Midwest United States, the fact that this comes out on a Friday afternoon really fucks me up
Holy shit, this video was fantastic. There's nothing like the Scrublords where they have fun with what they're playing, AND there's crazy shit happening on screen.
"I don't know how white man works" "Yeah no one does" Don't know why that shit cracks me up.
Come to think of it he looks like Dog the bounty hunter
Sam's reality-bending divekick is one of my new favorite fighting game moves, it's so amazing!
what is all this HYPE in a scrublords?! is this the return of DONG DONG?!
Excuse me, this is on Scrublords? I guess you guys haven't seen the evo side tourneys this game has
17:13 - The Moment the Hype was too much to handle...
how is it that this game is one of the hypest games I've ever seen
QUICK, NAME FIVE PLAYABLE CHARACTERS THAT AREN'T JACKIE CHAN
Chan Jackie... wait a minute.
MrsAikahime Lau, Thornsten, Sam, Mysterious Lion and Kim Maree
MrsAikahime siegchan(siegfried)........wait
That hype ass 00 seconds remaining double KO!
Reminds me of that Tim and Eric Sketch
"Quick! name 5 characters in this game that aren't Jackie Chan!"
"Uh, Sam, Kim-Maree, Lau, Jackie Chan-"
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Holy shit this is some of the best this channel has ever produced!
This half assed intro change is perfect.
15:04 best moment ever. why is this a fucking Scrublords game, this is Fighting Game of the Century material over here.
My God, he's being Benoit'd.
"hes jumping off reality"
lmfao
How could my Jackie Chan in Fists of Fire possibly be this hype?!
This game should not have been a Scrublord's, it was too fucking awesome/
Truly, we ARE the forgotten cookies.
Wait i'm confused. It's "Scrublords" but it looks fun?
0:13 I can still hear the ghost of Liam in that audio. It's subtle, but it's there. He's still with us, always. Every step you take, we'll be watching *You*Tube.
Hmmmm. I main Jackie Chan but I don't think I'm gonna have a shot at the Jackie Chan Pro Tour 2017 unless I switch to Jackie Chan.
It's game like this and Dong Dong Never Die that they have the most fun with. The bad, broken games with mysterious systems. And I love it
why isn't Uncle playable yet
Mr Phantom Knew this game needed one more thing...
When I see this game, all I can think of is Joel from Vinesauce getting the error screen to the tune of _Don't Stop Me Now._
...The Secret Dong Dong Never Die sequel..?
the untold prequel
The forgotten midquel
AfroMetalMizu With special guest JOHN CENA!!!
dong dong never dies fires of Eric Sparrow
***** WHERE?!
This was genuinely the hypest episode of scrublords Ive ever seen
You need to see Dong Dong.
21:36 When the DVD logo finally hits the corner of the screen.
Truly the barrel is bottomless
Shy Gals sure as hell ain't bottomless.... mmmm...
The Pickles yes they are they don't wear pants
Liam forgot the biggest cookie of them all, himself.
All these animations are way cooler than they have any right to be.
Liam senpai has let down his ancestors without even being there. May his ghost cookies appear to redeem him eventually.
There was a Liam here....
It's gone now
Oh God, they used The World Over Heaven. Liam's existence is retroactively erased.
pls remind me why this isnt just a fusticuffs, i havent seen you guys this hype since tarkus 17:05
Jackie, your fists are on
FAI-YAAH!
Edward 'Ringabal' Desiderio One more thing!
BURNING!!
You put Liam back where you found him right this instant!
They did, that's why he ain't here now...
They did put him where they found him.
Off the channel.
"You're getting better!"
Congratulations, Jackie Chan for 100 years of entertainment!
Jesus fuck, this got SUPER hype SUPER fast. Like, I thought they were about to end when I heard that double KO but the video's only half done?! What is this? This is almost as hype as Dong Dong
As silly as this is, this game was pretty hype lol
THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO ON THE CHANNEL
Oh you guys! Making us think this that is a scrublord, while this is in fact a fisticuffs!
This by far is the best Jank fighter play through I've seen you guys do. Matches starting at 13:50 and 15:10 had me dying laughing.
Are you sure this should be on Scrub Lords? This is the most *_HYPEST SHIT_* I've _EVER_ seen, ever since Dong Dong Never Dies told me to never judge a book by its cover!
Also I never knew John Cena's gonna special guest star on Scrub Lords today.
come on guys, quit rubbing salt in my liam wounds
This is among the legends of Dong Dong never dies, so hype!
Sam vs Lau was HYPE AS FUCK. awesome video guys my local arcade actually used to have this game the demos were fucking awesome to watch always made me play it but I never got decent at it
This was the fastest 30 minutes of my life.
This absoulutely should have been a Fisticuffs, they just wanted to show off that they got John Cena to cameo in the intro.