Tim Hawkins-Hand Raising and Sanitizer

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  • @pkshere0
    @pkshere0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    OMGosh! This may be 8 years old but so relevant in these days of self-isolation and social distancing!

    • @Brigand231
      @Brigand231 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, talk about not aging well. Our pastor is actually a germaphobe.

    • @codyhannahmary83
      @codyhannahmary83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow yes now we social distance, plenty of space to be the flag lady!!!!!

    • @bobbimurphy6392
      @bobbimurphy6392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@codyhannahmary83 🤣🤣🤣🤣🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️

    • @allnighterofficial
      @allnighterofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boomer humour right there

    • @yukiannie666
      @yukiannie666 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      not really...

  • @autumnhobbit
    @autumnhobbit 11 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it."
    Gilbert K. Chesterton

  • @qualcom01
    @qualcom01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Is that a throwing star for Jesus? Man, I may not be religious but good comedy is good comedy and this guy is fantastic.

  • @iampocketthepocket2227
    @iampocketthepocket2227 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Someone make this guy like crazy famous! Please! The world needs to hear this humor!

  • @gracytoyschultz4416
    @gracytoyschultz4416 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    GIVE THE LORD A HIGHFIVE!

  • @supahninjagirl4
    @supahninjagirl4 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was in youth last wednesday, and I really got into the music and started raising my hands. I was to about Mufasa when I realized I had followed the steps exactly...

  • @davejohnlucas1986
    @davejohnlucas1986 10 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    The 97 people who dislike this video do not go to a hand raising church.

    • @richtaft3308
      @richtaft3308 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @heatherbilly4223
      @heatherbilly4223 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      David Lucas I don't go to a hand raising church. I'm Lutheran. And liked this video 😉

    • @heidichrist4000
      @heidichrist4000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make it 198 people.

    • @theultimatekfbfan2721
      @theultimatekfbfan2721 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@heidichrist4000 now it's 206

    • @SuperEddietv
      @SuperEddietv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, they are triggered these days. Take it as a personal attack. I presented this to my assembly of God friend. They were seriously offended.

  • @BBall0027
    @BBall0027 10 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Someone at my church did a similar thing to "heartburn", but at the stomach, so I called it "indigestion".

  • @Michele7771000
    @Michele7771000 11 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    a time to weep and a time to laugh, a time to mourn and a time to dance, Ecclesiastes 3:4 Love to laugh! Thank you Tim Hawkins.

  • @autumnhobbit
    @autumnhobbit 11 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    To those who are complaining, I'm Catholic, and our priest makes jokes during homilies all the time. God made humans, and He wants us to be respectful of Him, but He also wants us to treat Him as a Father and as our Best Friend. Who doesn't joke around with their father or best friend? Does joking with your father immediately mean that you're disrespecting him? God invented laughter and humor, and if you read the Bible and pay attention in your life, you'll see He has a sense of humor, too.

  • @haileyminger706
    @haileyminger706 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love Tim Hawkins

  • @AmyRose7771
    @AmyRose7771 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh my gosh I LOVE Tim Hawkins!!! He is hilarious!!!!!

  • @bobiscoolman2
    @bobiscoolman2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When he did this at my church his fly was down and no one said anything. It wasn't even part of the act. It was hilarious!

    • @lishishur293
      @lishishur293 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      bobiscoolman2 I highly doubt he ever came to your church

  • @ajmarkle96
    @ajmarkle96 10 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    3:23 "no no Jesus loves you but your annoying" XD

    • @ajmarkle96
      @ajmarkle96 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is a funny one

  • @phoenixgemini42
    @phoenixgemini42 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Would anyone else raise their hand when he said, "Do we have any people in the audience who doesnt go to a hand raising church?"

  • @chrissyjoy08
    @chrissyjoy08 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If I ever feel like going vertical or doing a "worship javelin" or "throwing star" I'll move to the back of the sanctuary ;)
    Seriously, though, I've done a number of dramas and mime performances to songs and sometimes when we sing those songs I'll move to the back of the sanctuary so I can do the movements and not disturb others.

  • @fcbsdukes81
    @fcbsdukes81 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm spiritual, don't have hand raisin church but this guy I love. He's great. Hilarious act and so true!!!!

    • @kyliecoulston852
      @kyliecoulston852 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      sabrinafair this isnt ment to be in real life, it is just commmedy

  • @smiskowiak
    @smiskowiak 11 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I've read some of the comments on here and here's my thoughts. Tim Hawkins is FUNNY! Tim Hawkins is a CHRISTIAN! Tim Hawkins is a FUNNY CHRISTIAN! If he was doing anything that a church that was disobedient to God, churches would not invite him to do his thing. Sometimes, non-believers even get introduced to a church or Christianity through events like Hawkins. Stop being so legalistic and have some fun.

    • @yukiannie666
      @yukiannie666 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      👍👍👍👍👍

  • @barbieivy
    @barbieivy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You just kill the pastor with that javelin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead!! This is too funny!!

  • @beckybrooks9974
    @beckybrooks9974 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I raise my hands in church....I call it sign language, but same thing. LOL

  • @tld250
    @tld250 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great quote, my friend! Thx for posting

  • @ashleyriley6404
    @ashleyriley6404 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    mufasa XD i have a shirt with these hand raisings stuff when i saw him live! love him!

  • @jadonbaldwin8311
    @jadonbaldwin8311 9 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    IS THAT A THROWING STAR FOR JESUS! PUT THAT AWAY! hahahahahaa

    • @nrchhim
      @nrchhim 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I LOVE Tim Hawkins!!!

    • @pepper341
      @pepper341 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Is that a javelin? IS THAT A WORSHIP JAVELIN! PUT THE JAVELIN DOWN! ok you just killed the paster... PUT THE JAVELIN DOWN

  • @mmorales868
    @mmorales868 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    We have one lady in our church with an empty seat radius, if you get close you will get popped in the eye. LOLLOLOLOLOL!!!!

    • @sarahsparkman1047
      @sarahsparkman1047 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my friend Ashley is like that she has her space cause she loves to move

    • @Taylor-wt9zv
      @Taylor-wt9zv 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @gailthomas2631
      @gailthomas2631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Been there, had that done to me. Must have been the same lady.

  • @cindygardner8649
    @cindygardner8649 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What makes this so funny is it's so true!😂😂😂😂And I'm rolling on the hand sanitizer joke cuz that one is the Truth. Com!😂😂😂

  • @jamieleeriley2562
    @jamieleeriley2562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This guy proves you can be funny without cussing.

  • @theclownsystem9429
    @theclownsystem9429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    OMG! I went to a tongue speaking church with a friend. They all speak in tongues at once and this one lady grabbed what looked to be a scarf and did the exact moves Tim did. Waving and twirling. I was trying so flipping hard not to bust out laughing!

    • @ivdddoxiemama7275
      @ivdddoxiemama7275 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It says to believe in tongues in the Bible. There is supposed to be a interpreter who understands.

  • @KateraKiitten
    @KateraKiitten 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm officially in love with this man's comedy.

  • @whiteswan1910
    @whiteswan1910 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    News flash God has a sense of humor! This man is breathing life into this room.! .this is exactly what i needed after dealing with hard hearted judge mental people that suck the air out of a room with religious spirits that run more people out of a church then welcome them in. God wants us to laugh it releases stress & restores the soul. Joy brings strength. So lets lighten up & pursue some of that joy you would be surprised at how many people you will draw to The Lord. ....ugh I hate legalism!

  • @levelup9
    @levelup9 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She's a little too free in worship.. Brings your own flag to church - Love it

  • @_mokoa
    @_mokoa 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    i saw this in his show yesterday!!! i love it!!!!!

  • @ashleyrckchannel7064
    @ashleyrckchannel7064 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is absolutely hilarious!

  • @PamelaJLamon
    @PamelaJLamon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He needs to do a PSA on proper use of hand sanitizer during our current Pandemic!

  • @joshuahdoane2772
    @joshuahdoane2772 10 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Is that a worship Javelin?
    PUT IT DOWN!!

  • @megankindler9727
    @megankindler9727 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    He always brings a smile!

  • @ashleynd92
    @ashleynd92 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I want to go to a heavy metal worship service.

    • @jeffreydumm5152
      @jeffreydumm5152 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Look up Sagebrush Worship.

    • @havenparks
      @havenparks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jeffrey Dumm Thanks. My stepdad really wants some heavy metal worship music. Have a blessed day!

    • @botrm
      @botrm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You dont have to have a stiff upper lip2follow Jesus,just a contrite heart :)

    • @CheersNE
      @CheersNE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've been. It's a trip. We couldn't hear much for a few days following but we enjoyed it!

    • @notefromjan
      @notefromjan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      myhrr3 your comment is comedy gold that Tim Hawkins should use! LOL ♥️

  • @calebfisher7345
    @calebfisher7345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is the most relavent comedy I have seen during this craziness

  • @cameragrunt
    @cameragrunt 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I went to a service at a convention recently and they said "We are open about how you praise...Raise your hands, clap, whatever..."....This skit came to mind right away and I couldn't stop laughing...I got more then a few looks...:)

  • @tld250
    @tld250 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Zelda Chick, you have made very valid points. And you're really just 15yrs old?! It is apparent you have a heart for God & that He is imparting His wisdom to you. Your comments far exceed your age. I encourage you to keep on seeking Him because you are definitely on the right track.
    Yes, we are all at different levels with Christ. That's why I have stated that there was a time that I would have laughed at some of this. But we all need to press further into our walk with Christ...in His time.

  • @davekerr3683
    @davekerr3683 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    hey know this is old but dang love it so good

  • @JustinSmith-nc8ju
    @JustinSmith-nc8ju 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love him

  • @juliastrobush1571
    @juliastrobush1571 11 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    give the Lord a high five XD

  • @GodsCommissioned
    @GodsCommissioned 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Laughter is the most beautiful and beneficial therapy God ever granted humanity." -Chuck Swindoll
    I can put a quote under a TH-cam video too. Lighten up guys. There's a time for preaching, talking about series things and growing in m God, and there's a time to bust a few guts, enjoying God's presence a different way

  • @readthebible67
    @readthebible67 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am in pain.....He is SO funny!!

  • @kjalcaraz84
    @kjalcaraz84 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks, Tim. Now I'm gonna be analyzing people to see what kind of hand raises they have. :)

  • @JeffDeanTheDeanZone
    @JeffDeanTheDeanZone 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy is a genius

  • @KatyStJohn-lg8ql
    @KatyStJohn-lg8ql 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahaha! He is coming to my church this year :)

  • @3Nails1Cross4Given
    @3Nails1Cross4Given 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How in the world does a person give this a thumbs down?????

  • @andrewgraham7659
    @andrewgraham7659 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A metal service - oh yeah never seen one of those but I like the concept.

  • @shygirlnow2011
    @shygirlnow2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    HIGH FIVE to you!

  • @JeffDeanTheDeanZone
    @JeffDeanTheDeanZone 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    My pastor used to say "Don't worry about germs here, if you are worried get next to me I have health germs"

  • @fishingthelist4017
    @fishingthelist4017 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    What about the clothesline when someone swings their arms around at about neck level of the people next to them?

  • @adamgattis3749
    @adamgattis3749 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can anyone tell me what pedal is there?? Looks like a Line 6 Pod, but it's hard to tell.

  • @mickgarner4108
    @mickgarner4108 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Excellent

  • @iheartswedes
    @iheartswedes 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Saw this. Went to church. SAW A HUGE HAND SANITIZER. Thought of this. WOWOWOWOOWOWWOW =D woo Tim Hawkins!

  • @curtisbrownr09
    @curtisbrownr09 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    please note that the verse reads further in 1 Timothy 2:8 "without wrath and doubting." And in 1 Timothy 2:8 it specifically says "holy hands". The Word of Life Himself said" But the hour cometh, and now is, when the true worshippers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth: for the Father seeketh such to worship him." So if you are truthfully worshipping Him then sometimes you will raise up your hands as a sign of total surrender. When God sees this He sees it as holy.

  • @kendrawilson1223
    @kendrawilson1223 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg I love this he is always funny

  • @MrsJuba2022
    @MrsJuba2022 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @curtisbrownr09
    @curtisbrownr09 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please note that the verse further reads "without wrath and doubting", or argument as other versions read. John 4:23
    "But the hour cometh, and now is, when the true worshippers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth: for the Father seeketh such to worship him." So if you are worshiping in Spirit and Truth you might end up lifting your hands. But just know that there MANY other ways of worship like comedy, song, dance, instruments, and other great ways. If it's in Truth then that's it.

  • @emilylove1497
    @emilylove1497 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this guy

  • @sarahkmur
    @sarahkmur 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @OmegaEcho1177 that's a funny video! Always brightens my day!!! ;)

  • @KevoTheFello
    @KevoTheFello 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    he wiped his butt with the towle then wiped his face LOL

  • @davekerr3683
    @davekerr3683 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    hope you and your family are doing well ❤

  • @WesAxson1
    @WesAxson1 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is awesome

  • @3Nails1Cross4Given
    @3Nails1Cross4Given 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gotta agree with you J-Man 100%!

  • @lynnburgardt-yb9vm
    @lynnburgardt-yb9vm 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don't care how many times I watch this: "Jesus loves you but you're annoying" makes me laugh out loud every time!!😊

  • @ByGraceAlone
    @ByGraceAlone 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "There's plenty to laugh at in the world-but be sure you don't laugh at something that God takes seriously." - A.W. Tozer

  • @pepper341
    @pepper341 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    What are germs? :P haha no kidding. I went to a daycare alot when i was little and im a dancer so germs dont bother me. *someone drops chips on floor* me: SCORE!!! *grabs food and eats it*
    ❤ P. ❤

    • @richtaft3308
      @richtaft3308 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Orange juice do you even know what germs are everyone has them

    • @kimwintering5198
      @kimwintering5198 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆

  • @annemccabe3929
    @annemccabe3929 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love this guy !

  • @JackMooo
    @JackMooo 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    He is just like my youth minister!!!

  • @rachelwells9600
    @rachelwells9600 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hope one day you will relax a bit more and realize God is not going to throw down the fire and brimstone (until that glorious end) if you give a good belly laugh at yourself. Yes, "Give the Lord a High Five!!" My gracious what is wrong with that? I know what God we are talking about.. and I also know that our Jesus is the dearest and best friend this girl has ever had or will have. This is why Jesus and religious folk never got along, to set in the law not in the heart of it. Respect, peace

  • @eandbshows
    @eandbshows 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    should i go to his show, or the Big ten championship?

  • @cindytubbs6609
    @cindytubbs6609 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is great!!!

  • @Lizcwithac
    @Lizcwithac 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Put the worship jevelin down!!!
    Is that a Jesus throwing star?!
    Lol! I absolutley luv!! this video!!!

  • @christineandcarlmilitz2883
    @christineandcarlmilitz2883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    we raise our hands and pass the handsanitizer

  • @dave26566
    @dave26566 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    We have hand sanitizer at our church but I've never seen anyone use it

  • @whiteswan1910
    @whiteswan1910 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    News Flash God has a sense of humor. He expects us to enjoy our journey. Tim is breathing life into that place & legalistic people want to suck the life right back out......it's called joy people get some!

  • @XxSkilletSaviorxX
    @XxSkilletSaviorxX 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    im a worship leader, and this is so TRUE!!!!!!!! HAHA LOVE IT!!!!! xD

  • @truexfan001
    @truexfan001 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?" - The Joker

  • @zeldachickofficial
    @zeldachickofficial 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It sure is humbling to laugh at oneself. :)

  • @hurikainecatrina1
    @hurikainecatrina1 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL I don't go to a handriaising church persay...but it itsn't frowned upon...I myself am a handraiser and I think how ever we worship the Lord He inhabits our praise! And, yes, I belief God has an awesome sense of humor....look at the platapus!!!

  • @MrFatal781
    @MrFatal781 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    He does the hand sanitizer one every time, but he changes it depending on where he is.

  • @alltimeamandax0
    @alltimeamandax0 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tim Hawkins is the Dane Cook of Christian comedy. lol. He's so good.

  • @Manderley22
    @Manderley22 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is hysterical, i was roaring laughing out loud LOLOLOL

  • @ThomasintheMind
    @ThomasintheMind 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @endowingyouwithsatan what do you think you're you preaching by saying this?

  • @martyhall9663
    @martyhall9663 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could care less what kind of church you go to you best raise your hands to our Children our Kiddos.

  • @jadeangel3ch18
    @jadeangel3ch18 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh Tim^-^ haha...Well to all of those who seem to be offended by him and Christians who enjoy a good laugh, think about this...God made the ostrich and the platypus, so I think it's safe to say he has a sense of humor. Also, Christianity is about a RELATIONSHIP with God...meaning yes, in fact he IS our best friend ;) now no disrespect intended at all, I'm just saying, I think the Lord loves a good laugh now and then otherwise he wouldn't have made Tim Hawkins ;)

  • @turnandburn1994
    @turnandburn1994 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Village people, Rocky, touchdown! haha I can't go to church anymore without looking at all the different hand raises. :)

  • @rosemarieholt3035
    @rosemarieholt3035 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    so funny

  • @thecook1128
    @thecook1128 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is the song the lady with the worship javelin was listening to, " hands up they playin my song butterflies fly away! noddin my head like yea moving my hips like yea, hands up they playing my song and i know i am goin be okay, YEEEAAAAAAAAA it is a party in the USA

  • @roshithesayian6801
    @roshithesayian6801 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is great XD

  • @shootaman2
    @shootaman2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone else want to go to a Tim Hawkins heavy metal church service?

  • @LeCole4
    @LeCole4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hilarious I love it!!

  • @Leah-dn3lt
    @Leah-dn3lt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Throw in a heartburn.

  • @sarawince3836
    @sarawince3836 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    omgoodness. i laughed so hard i cried just now xD

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love dueling light bulbs lol

  • @snareguy87
    @snareguy87 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    WORSHIP JAVELIN!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @darkscarlet1012
      @darkscarlet1012 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NONONONONO PUT THAT DOWN, (no) .........you just killed the pastor

    • @richtaft3308
      @richtaft3308 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HahahHAhahaha that's hilarious XD

  • @iahelcathartesaura3887
    @iahelcathartesaura3887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    An hour & a half in church with all of us being all about how Jesus can heal us... but they gotta have that hand sanitizer - which actually creates superbugs lol! 🤔😮😲😂

  • @KEEGZify
    @KEEGZify 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @hidenwildchild it's don't be going all horizontal

  • @josamen
    @josamen 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    ROFL! "OK you just killed the pastor with a javelin!"....you know what I think would be funny is to see Jackie Chan playing the role of a Catholic priest....you wouldn't get away with all them shenanigans unless you wanted a good butt-kicking from the kung-fu priest....LOL!