Jeanne Robertson "Don't send a man to the grocery store!"
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ธ.ค. 2024
- Jeanne is on SiriusXM Radio this clip is from Jeanne's Southern Style!
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My mom sent me the MP3 version of this to me a while back. She passed earlier this month very suddenly and I've had an extremely difficult time. I had my ITunes on random, and this MP3 came up. I suddenly felt like she was sending me a joke and a smile from the other side. Thank you for that!
This woman is my FAVORITE! I'm so proud to say I was born & raised in North Carolina, too...home of such a wonderful talent!
Any day I need a smile, giggle or just plain big laugh!!! I check in here. Raised in the South and about the same age, I know exactly what she's talking about. I was there!
I love this lady. I hear her on satellite radio on Blue collar comedy channel. She is really funny
Glory and Hallejuhah!! How refreshing!! Thanks.
I've never heard of this woman before -- she great!!!!
I absolutely love her! I first listened to her on the xm radio. Just had to find her! It is so refreshing!
Your southern accent is a sweet reminder of why I love my home and my people so much. If only my accent were that genuine and sweet.
*chuckles* I just sent this to my mom, and she LOVED it! Funny, smart, and gorgeous -- what a combination!
Thanks so much for the hearty laugh and the clean humor.
Jeanne Robertson rocks!
Ms. Robertson, I really enjoy your work. You are the best comedian I have heard of. I love a person who can be funny while staying clean! You are truly an inspiration Ms. Robertson.
Wonderful wonderful woman! Love her sense of humor AND her delivery! :-D This woman needs to be on TV more often!!
The hardest comedy to do AND BE FUNNY is non offensive, clean material. Bravo!
I've watched this at least a dozen times and still roll in the floor laughing! Love everything that Jeanne Robertson does.
I have listened to each of these pieces at least ten times each.....a total riot!! So good, I went and bought one of the cds from I tunes.....thanks so much for the humor!! You go, girl!!!!!
As a Kentucky girl who was born in North Carolina, I have to say, I really liked this!
There was no way I was going to pass up a video entitled, "Don't Send a Man ..." It did not disappoint!! I'm still laughing over Left Brain's hiccup - bless his heart! I've found, over the years, that it's best to use a dash or an asterisk rather than number on my grocery list for my own "Left Brain". I get what I need, and he gets out of the store via express lane!
She's very well spoken, and delivers with exceptional timing. I enjoyed it even though I'm not her target audience.
OMG my mom sent me this, I laughed til I teared up!!! Love it!
I love this! I laughed until I cried and still do each time I hear it. It never gets old. Left Brain is a lucky man : )
Oh boy haven't laughed so much in ages..although I'm English I could appreciate Jeannes American sense of humour...Thanks for sharing...off now to find some more...Once again Thanks...As Jeanne would say I laughed so much I thought my waters broke.
Barbara Clough West Yorkshire England....
Proof positive that someone can be funny without being mean or using dirty language.
@gomeljohn9 @gomeljohn9 Hey, gomeljohn9, Thanks for your nice comments. Yes, you're right. I have loads of material. My lastest DVD came out last year - 6th full-length DVD 11 years. Working on #7 now. And, we have 75 stories for download on itunes. But on youtube, I like to post one and see if we can get it to catch fire. Of the 7, some have, some haven't. /wen we post the next one, which one do you think it should be? Thanks. Keep 'em laughing! :) Jeanne
You are great!! Life experiences make the best humor..You do an awesome job of telling a story, using clean language, and I can't stop laughing. Thank you for being you.
Thank you for your delightful insight... my husband is a pastor/preacher...he will be 40 this year..he is sooooo much like your "left-brain"...God bless!
Loved the humor!
This is absolutely wonderful material, expertly delivered.
@910madge Wonderful! What I do love are people who watch and laugh. I'll be adding a new clip soon so check back. Keep laughing! Jeanne
I have never heard Jeanne before...she is fantastic!! Talk about hit the nail on the head!! I never laughed so hard..thank you so much for the post.
Enjoying your humor. Seriously laughing out loud! Can't wait for me.
Diane
About 8 years ago, I moved up to Buffalo from Fayetteville, and this is the first time since then that I've had the pleasure of hearing a "real Carolina accent." It takes me way back to my school days, when all of my teachers were Southern ladies.
Ms. Robertson, you are just so lovely and precious!
Heard the bat story on XM on a drive back from Arkansas to Tennessee. We were on a two lane through an agricultural area (what part of Arkansas isn't?) and we laughed so hard we almost couldn't hear the sound of the bugs hitting the car. Your humor took my wife's mind off the "bug-hail" hitting her car. . . .dome were so big, sounded like we were hitting birds. Thanks for your clean, southern humor.
@naenobe Your comment made me feel so good. What a great way to look at things. I hope you smiled and smiled and smiled. She would want you to. Keep laughing! Jeanne
I just met Jeanne in Indianapolis Indiana at the National Speakers Convention (NSA). She was AWESOME! And even funnier in person :)
I am a new fan! This is one talented, beautiful, funny lady!! Between this one and the bungee jumping... I am still in stitches! Bravo!
This is the funnitest thing I've ever seen. My brother (who has 'passed'), had more degrees than a thermometer, but exactly fits the description of your husband.
Thank you.
@patsytoland Thx Patsy. I'll make sure to lelt the tolks at XM know you're out there. I'm so pleased you enjoy my work. Now if you run off the road laughing during that long drive, it's not my fault! :) Keep listening. Jeanne
so funny - AND a lot of truth in that "funniness"! ha
You are wonderful, we have enjoyed listening to you so much. I love good clean comedy. I have sent this to many of my friends and family. My husband is very very smart, has those "IMPORTANT DEGREE'S" too, but alas also the left brain!!! Thank you for the laughs.
Miss Jeanne, I had to let you know -- I have a dear friend who is a minister and she has terminal cancer. I have been sending her your pieces so that she can listen and smile.
Thank you.
Jeanne, I have hardly ever laughed so hard. You are right up there with my other two favorites, Dave Barry and Eddie Izzard!
Looking forward to seeing her on January 28 in DC! She is GREAT!!
A dear friend of mine sent me the audio of your 'Don't send a man to the grocery store' more than a year ago so when I discovered your website I returned the favor so she could enjoy the videos on there. Thank you doesn't begin to cover how much I appreciate and enjoy your humor. I am a firm believer finding humor in the every day happenings of our lives. My Mom is 96 and still makes us laugh all the time! God bless you and Jerry as you follow your passion!
This is proof that you can be funny and keep it clean!!!
First heard you on Sirius satellite radio. Got your CD for my mom for last xmas. Love every bit I've heard. You're right, enjoy life and see the humor in everything. For some reason, this bit came to mind and had told my girlfriend. Lo and behold, it was on TH-cam and she loved it!! Thanks!!
Started listening to Jeanne on Blue Collar Comedy on XM radio, and I've fallen in love with her stand up! This might sound funny but I was shocked to finally see what she looked like after all the stand up referring to her height, I also wasn't expecting someone her age! Excellent performer! =)
This is Hilarious!! I just love her mannerisms. Great job Ms. Robertson!
This is hilarious!!! I need to remember to come watch Ms. Robertson for inspiration next time I start a book. She has the boy/girl dynamic down cold... and she's so funny!
Miz Jeanne, I do so enjoy your stories. My family is 'from this area' (GA, SC, NC) and I can hear them when you speak. Thanks for reminding us where we are from!☺
THANK YOU for sharing this! I have NEVER laughed this hard and long in my entire life!
In other words, "Thanks - I needed that"!!
That was so funny because we've all been there! I love your sense of humor
This is one of funniest videos I have heard in a long time THANKS!!!! jeanne
XM Radio posts a few of her talks, and both my wife and I have to listen to her. I love how she sets up jokes with long stories and funny anecdotes in between. Her method reminds me a lot of Bill Cosby.
Thank you Jeanne! Please keep going - we hope to see you in person sometime.
Oh My Goodness...My husband and I just watched this together and we both laughed so hard...up until I said..."Kinda sounds like something you would do doesn't it dear" He remained silent, but was still laughing...Thanks for the heart warming giggles!
Of all her presentations, this one is the funniest to me. Heard it 101 times but I still laugh out loud listening to it.
This is hilarious. It is so true.
She is as striking looking as she is funny. I love her!
probably first time of my life i number my list. got me laughin so hard, i almost fall out of my chair.
You are a gem! Thanks for making me laugh tonight and God Bless You!!
Jeanne, we need more material. I listened to all this, and KNOW you ahve much more. I'd love to hear more of your WONDERFUL comedy!
I love to listen to you on Sirius radio. If the people in the car are talking, I yelll at them to "hush y'all...Jeanne is coming on." :)
this is my favorite excerpt of all the jeanne robertson videos on youtube, it cracks me up from beginning to end - from the sad, head bow when you mention someone has passed to "is there an epidemic?"
@kygirl1100 Thanks . . . for watching my work, sending it to your freidns & family and for your nice comments. Left Brain is a great sports and, as we know, as terrific source for stories for me! Keep watching and laughing! Jeanne
I laughed till I cried. She's wonderful.
Now that I've wiped the tears from my eyes I can make my comment.
That was TOO FUNNY!!!
Thank you!
xoxox
100% clean and very well done!! I love it!! Thank you for a great laugh!!
Well, my goodness. You've made my day! Thanks. I'm bringing Leff Brain to the computer to see this. :) Keep 'em laughing! Jeanne
Hmmm...I'm a 59 year old man from the south (south Los Angeles, that is), and I laughed and laughed. Thank you so much. I have to figure out how to share with my 91 year old mother. Once I get back from the grocery store.
Jeanne
You make me laugh so hard when I watch this, and I've watched it many times. It reminds me of my late husband, who passed.. *bows head*.... But he did that same thing sometimes
hilarious!...I was laughing to tears :)
Great! Thanks. We include a recipe card with every order of "Southern Style". My recipe on one side. Left Brain's on the other. Don't mix together, it will blow up your house. That said, you can also go to my website and download the card. Don't eat too much. :) Jeanne
Absolutely priceless. So true, and so funny. Thanks for posting.
so funny! and no bad language! you are a truly marvelous performer! I haven't laughed so hard in a while!!! :)
accidently stumbled across this video. glad i did. thanks for the laugh!!
I discovered you on Sirius XM and I think your stories are amazingly funny. I had to look you up cause I can't get enough of your humor. Thanks so much for sharing it!
Hilarious! I couldn't wait to hear the next thing on the list!
Was I ever pleased to find this in my inbox!! Seems you've gone viral! GREAT, great stuff. I'm sending it on! SO glad to see you in Phoenix. xox Kay Frances
OH MY GOODNESS!!! That waws about the funniest thing I have ever seen!!
Jeanne, this are wonderful! I laughed so hard I could barely breathe. Thanks for sharing! I'm passing this link along to my friends. Please upload more!
@sexybabibi Oh, my. You are astute! Glad you enjoyed the clip and ... preciate you not typing the punch line. As I said... astute. Keep laughing! Jeanne
I discovered your humor via a Facebook posting--and you rock!
Real, clean humor that you don't have to "clean up" is fantastic.
I loved the raft ride description...and all of the others I listened to this evening--and I've personally learned the risks of sending "Left Brain" to the store. Humor has gotten me through the toughest times in my life, and I love to see others celebrating humor too!
When I saw her do this live I just couldn't believe how she described my husband doing the shopping! I also laughed till I cried.
This is really cute!!
@justjill4u Hope you enjoyed the show as much as I enjoyed participating. Keep laughing! Jeanne
I have so been there! "Left Brain"! Cracks me up!
My Baby brother is left brain on this one I swear he is. OMG This is so funny, thanks i needed it
I dunno rather to laugh or cry........ this happends to me quiet often.......then again i have always been accusd of having a 1 track mind.....lol great humor mam.....
Jeanne, I love you. I've been listening to you on Sirius Radio for quite a while. I'm pleased to find this on You-tube so I can show my friends.
You and Left-brain are my husband and me in 20 years. We laugh and shake our heads in complete recognition at this sketch and the "Fashion in New York City" one. This is exactly why I do not send Mudd to the grocery store. And the Hawaii one is why i don't let him pack when I have to got to a convention. (I'm a romance novelist)
Thanks!
Thanks for the laugh!
She is so funny i listen to her on XM RADIO but I haven't heard her in a few months ....hey Xm put her back on !
Found your video on 'Bits n Pieces' and laughed ...and laughed ...and laughed! Delightful story and presentation; I haven't connected to a speaker on so many levels since the great Erma Bombeck.
I will be seeking out your other videos. Posted to Kutano.
Absolutely outstanding. Man, she's going to be mighty busy this fall if we have a major outbreak of Swine Flu!
Calls her husband "Left Brain" LOL
reminds me of my parents! We are from Arkansas, so I can relate to the food issue. My dad was a preacher too so we got a double dose. :) Love your material, when it reminds you of home, and it's funny, it's good!
I love this! Typical.
A friend told me you were here on TH-cam. So glad I found you. I listen to XM radio with anticipation that you will be on during my drive. A huge smile comes across my face as soon as I hear your voice. I'm a southern girl, too, and can certainly relate. Thank you for sharing. Cheryl
I loved her . They just passed , is there an epidemic. HAHHAH
How can anyone be this funny without so many four-letter words???
Absolutely loved it! I think 'left brain' and my 'pet orangatang' must have had the same father! Only difference being left brain cottoned on to what he had done wrong and brazened it out, my 'pet' wouldn't have worked it out! Although, to give him his due, he once went to the PO to post letters and got half way back when it dawned on him that post boxes aren't green! He went back to the PO to discover he'd put the letters in the rubbish bin! Have watched all the videos now, love them. Thank you