MUST SEE: Creationist Talks About Masturbation

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  • @rumplestilskin922
    @rumplestilskin922 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I went almost a month without flogging Molly when my soul was first saved. At 22 yrs old I finally saved my mind by loving myself and it was sooooo wonderful!!! I immediately thanked Jesus and promised never to neglect love ever again. Jesus said amen!

  • @EdWittenable
    @EdWittenable 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't see any justification to hold this young man up for public ridicule. It seems clear to me that this young man is very brave and open minded within the scope of his faith and living in a community that suppresses open discussion about sex. I believe that the young man is using a very rational approach to understanding vague rules in the modern world. I applaud his courage in talking about this subject and for expressing ideas that endanger his social standing in his community.

  • @DeMartinoAlvin
    @DeMartinoAlvin 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    When people say. What is the harm with being religious. This is a great example of just one of the many reasons.

  • @zaking
    @zaking 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's amazing how the belief in absurdities f**ks you up!!!

  • @KingCrocoduck
    @KingCrocoduck 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Never bothered to check. If you live in the Santa Monica area, you can occasionally find him preaching around the area.

  • @herbiepop
    @herbiepop 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's a 'sin' for the wife to refuse sex with her husband, which implies that there is no such thing as rape within marriage for these people.

  • @davestewart_tab
    @davestewart_tab 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    A bit of practical advice from Matthew 5:30 (in reference to lustful thoughts): "And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell."

  • @Graymatter247
    @Graymatter247 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Priceless, just priceless...

  • @Hesse3
    @Hesse3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's at least talking about sex, confronting his fears. That is a step in the right direction.

  • @MightyBharek
    @MightyBharek 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Morality = Well Being. Masturbation is healthy for you. Therefore, it is moral. Sin is a man made construct that serves no purpose. People should realise that this is a natural part of life. If you have someone else in your life, probably best to ask them about it and what they think and come to a conclusion based on that.

  • @MunkyDrag0n
    @MunkyDrag0n 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thought crime is bad enough but now dream crime?!

  • @Tillymb
    @Tillymb 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the chuckle!

  • @TheMogulmonster
    @TheMogulmonster 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The amount of effort these people put in working from a faulty premise. It's a wank love, it's amoral at worst - knock yourself out!

  • @GreatPirateSolomon42
    @GreatPirateSolomon42 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was quite literally one of the saddest, most depressing, misogynistic videos I have ever sat through. It gives some disturbing insights into the mind of a fundamentalist. His immediate aversion to anything new that hadn't been heard before as being possibly un-Biblical was particularly repellent, though it certainly explains a lot.

  • @1140Cecile
    @1140Cecile 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    These poor Christians have made this issue so difficult for themselves by ignoring what is taught in biology classes. They're often told to just learn enough to pass the exams but don't really accept any "false" teachings such as evolution. If they had paid attention, they'd know that the left hemisphere of their cortex is where rules of society are parsed but it has no control over urges/desires that originate from the brain stem, the limbic system or the right hemisphere. All it has is a veto

  • @GodlessGlen
    @GodlessGlen 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amen, me too! Never felt better!

  • @HobbsO
    @HobbsO 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a detailed and well thought out refutation. Although even if that were true, which we have no reason to believe, it still doesn't change the argument presented by Fsx23 from being correct.

  • @raywalston140
    @raywalston140 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The part where the one guy says that the wife is "living in sin" if she wont have sex with the husband is fairly disturbing.

  • @MntlWard
    @MntlWard 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's talking about having a secret tape, and if the wife found out, she'd understand.
    So he's advocating taping her without her knowledge?

  • @rwburdett
    @rwburdett 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    @fsx23 Couldn't watch all of it, but managed five minutes - you're right priceless lunacy. Good work.

  • @MyContext
    @MyContext 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The utter confusion should be enough to understand that religious BS is not from an omnipotent omniscient entity that actually wants belief. Since, the confusion demonstrates the claim to be false.

  • @root66ghost
    @root66ghost 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Subconsciously sin? No way, you're innocent when u dream, just like Tom Waits sang

  • @throbberikk
    @throbberikk 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    With any luck he'll find the entire issue too confusing and become abstinent.

  • @bearwoodcarpentry
    @bearwoodcarpentry 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can almost hear the Mexican wave of face palms worldwide...well done.

  • @CBALLEN
    @CBALLEN 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's a pretty tough one,maybe it's just left to one's conscience.

  • @Nocturnalux
    @Nocturnalux 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    how about getting a blowup doll and pasting one's wife picture over the face?

  • @bouncycastle955
    @bouncycastle955 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how Christians try so hard to be pure and as a result end up really kinky.

  • @BiancaIris33
    @BiancaIris33 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm only 3:13 mins in & I already feel sorry for these guys. Not in a condescending way, but in a real, just feel sorry, way. This is a great example of how religion poisons the human condition. They can't even enjoy their own bodies on their own without thinking it's 'dirty.' I can't imagine, as a woman, having to have sex with a man who hates his own body or thinks that having coitus with his loved one, & actually enjoying it, is something to be ashamed of, 'cuz god might not like it.... (?)

  • @Baud2Bits
    @Baud2Bits 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did not Jesus say 'when two or three are gathered together, bagsy I don't get sloppy seconds'

  • @stratocaster539
    @stratocaster539 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Cast your seed upon the ground"??Jeeez us athiests have to do all the biblical homework!

  • @nofascistideologies8742
    @nofascistideologies8742 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I almost fell out of my chair when he said "I don't know how the female thing works" But I guess that isn't all that surprising after all, now that I think about it.

  • @AtheistRex
    @AtheistRex 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well, if they're going to laugh at me while I'm tortured in hell, I'm going to laugh at them while they're tortured here on earth.

  • @FiniteAtticus
    @FiniteAtticus 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thought crimes.... what a twisted thing.

  • @SanneBree
    @SanneBree 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh poor Christian guys. Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

  • @Number0neSon
    @Number0neSon 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    So glad I'm out of that religious mess.

  • @TechGamesAU
    @TechGamesAU 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video really makes me want to be a Christian so that I can worry about archaic masturbation trivializations in the year 2013.

  • @capq57
    @capq57 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    It was even more homoerotic than Ray's Banana Caper!

  • @BennyOcean
    @BennyOcean 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Exactly. Must be terrible to be a slave to a bunch of superstitious nonsense.

  • @miikesnow50
    @miikesnow50 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    M419 is just like "........." I've never heard him that quite b4

  • @toby9999
    @toby9999 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Once again, the Christian thought process is completely screwed up. Crazy stuff.

  • @root66ghost
    @root66ghost 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy's picture should be in the dictionary next to "overthink." Sad part is he thinks putting this farce out for the world to see is actually helping anyone or promoting Christianity

  • @BiancaIris33
    @BiancaIris33 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is too sad.

  • @craze1701
    @craze1701 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    If masturbation is a sin, I guess I'll sin until my sock can stand on it's own.

  • @IndiaMagicLove
    @IndiaMagicLove 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG! These ppl are nuts!

  • @AlexB89
    @AlexB89 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's VERY funny. Never has a more awkward conversation been recorded.

  • @Overonator
    @Overonator 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your subconscious is sinning?! What control over your subconscious do you have? You sin when you are fully awake AND when you are not. If you are in a comma you can still sin. Fuck me sideways that's fucked up.

  • @UncleVoodoo
    @UncleVoodoo 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    up next... presuppositional erectile dysfunction.

  • @GreatPirateSolomon42
    @GreatPirateSolomon42 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm sorry.

  • @KingCrocoduck
    @KingCrocoduck 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    HA! I dealt with Jude 3 Defense in my video, "The Arrogance of Creationism (1)"
    I know this guy in real life, I've argued with him a number of times.

  • @AlexB89
    @AlexB89 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The clueless misogyny is strong with these guys

  • @Snowbatman99
    @Snowbatman99 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    And has a "secret" porn dvd.

  • @capq57
    @capq57 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    He actually squeezed one out during the video, didn't he?

  • @JohnO318
    @JohnO318 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fsx23 lives in spiritual death.

  • @UncleVoodoo
    @UncleVoodoo 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    i feel bad for these guy's wives.

  • @atheistram
    @atheistram 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cause she's probably cheating on him.

  • @sklaiss0298
    @sklaiss0298 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I agree with susodino

  • @GuyBlondWithOutGod
    @GuyBlondWithOutGod 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    What do you bet that someone was getting a little stubby?

  • @GodlessGlen
    @GodlessGlen 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The whole thing was just awkward.

  • @Dudeamis17
    @Dudeamis17 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this guy must be an awful lay

  • @meleagrisfelis
    @meleagrisfelis 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    So let me see: the sum total of this video is that he has a "secret" DVD of himself and his spouse. :)

  • @GodlessGlen
    @GodlessGlen 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    He doesn't know how the female thing works? LOL.

  • @Krensharpaw
    @Krensharpaw 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remeber Jude 3 Defense. He blocked me from his channel all because I pointed out that he acts like an ass to people who disagree with him. Then called me a troll and said I was being rude for pointing that out. The guys a loon.
    I also remeber when this moron made a video responding to a video where someone was saying sorry to atheists, gays, etc for christians bein rude and in his video he said that that guy wasn't a real christian. Because acting christ like apperantly is a bad thing.

  • @eddiegaltek
    @eddiegaltek 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I bet Frankie Boyle managed it okay!

  • @Wykydtronx4055x
    @Wykydtronx4055x 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    my brain hurts and laughs and feels pity and is curious as to how you can even get satisfaction having to police yourself so awkwardly, all in order to properly serve some mimetic overlord. WTF bro just crank one out and enjoy it. If god has a problem with it he can come down and give me a "handy" himself then it wouldn't be a sin cause when he does something its always ok. so i would say god either do the job for me or stfu LOL

  • @octocycle
    @octocycle 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best... comedy... routine... evar!
    Wait, what? Oh, it's not supposed to be comedy?

  • @thepresupevangelist7537
    @thepresupevangelist7537 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fsx23, what was the point in posting this?

  • @420PNE
    @420PNE 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is weird, repressed stuff. Makes me uncomfortable!

  • @Jodiefayre
    @Jodiefayre 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stop! My sides!! Hahahaha!!!!

  • @clintronnow264
    @clintronnow264 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    WTF?

  • @guthamy
    @guthamy 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol Is this guy really trying to justify taping him self having sex . So funny ! If is were not just a bit insulting to women . Legal Partner ? WTF?

  • @AM0mentOfScience
    @AM0mentOfScience 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ca-reeee-py!