The Snack Man | ASMR
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 มิ.ย. 2024
- In a dystopian world where anything deemed unhealthy (such as entertainment and junk food) has been outlawed on a global scale, The Snack Man, "brother" of The Candy Man, pays you a visit to bring you some highly sought after munchies straight from his factory:
00:00:00 Intro & backstory
00:06:30 Sour cream & onion potato chips
00:09:40 Water for palate cleansing & sodium processing
00:18:30 Fun onion rings
00:22:50 "Cool Ranch" tortilla chips
00:27:30 White cheddar popcorn
00:31:44 Nacho cheese tortilla chips
00:36:38 Corn chips
00:39:48 Potato chips with ridges
00:43:20 Cheddar cheese sticks
00:46:28 BBQ potato chips
00:49:54 Cheese balls
00:52:40 Party mix
00:54:33 Pretzel wheels
00:58:14 Pretzel sticks
01:00:53 Cheese curls
01:03:47 Packing everything back up
01:07:00 Taking your order
01:11:13 Pleasure doing business
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect. - บันเทิง
Teacher: No eating food in class!
That one kid in the back of the class:
That was me. I was always hungry.
@@jeanpierrepolnarref3352 sane
Underrated comment 😆
@@ILLUMINATION313EVO no
@@ILLUMINATION313EVO I was thinking the same thing, honestly.
This is actually the true story of that one kid in school who would sneak in sweets and sell them to the rest of us on the sly 😂
I'm that kid in school
Hush...
"heres your mentos"
"That'll be $1.50"
NoobenGaming YT 😎
A.J. Smith Entrepreneur 😅
You guys go to school in juvie or something?
This is the kid they warn you about in the math problems.
Little Timmy never did share his 500,000 orange slices
Lmfao
lol
Damn Keanu Reeves got hit with the death stranding rain🤔😭
Still have yet to play it 🙄🙄
Timefall
Plot twist: there’s a seventh man, The muffin man.
Do you know him?
I like cupcakes but i much rather prefer muffins (*unintentional chuckle about how ridiculus this is*)
But what about the eighth man, *M A N*
shit..
He is seated at the utility muffin research kitchen, reaching for an oversized chrome spoon
A new character enters the Rift
Congrats on 600K Uncle E.
*Super Clemmons Bros. Ultimate*
THEY'RE
ALL
HERE-
Seems op- pls nerf
There is an "er" missing in your name. It should be "Deutscher Soldat" :)
Now 1.6 million😳
@@miti2222 its actually 1.1 million
Son: Dad, why is my sister named Peace?
Dad: Because your mother thinks the World needs peace.
Son: Thank you, Dad.
Dad: No problem, The Video game Man.
Bruh
_2_ comments with alot of likes wow
This aged like fine wine
His mom may have -thought- the world needed peace...
But the dad knew we all needed -The Video Game Man-
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"... The equivalent to 1/8 of your soul... ... ... or three US dollars..."
Glad to know my soul has a market value of $24.
Bro fuck that my soul's worth 64 bottle caps, sign me up
@@adudeontheinternet8246 I can buy 4 nuka colas with that!
Jeez and i thought satan was ripping 𝘮𝘦 off
24 likes
@alexgenthusiast r/rarecopliments needs to be a thing
He protec
He attac
But important
He serve snac
Noice
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
High quality content
he give the snacc
Yass
*If you are on mobile*
*Time Stamp:*
0:00 intro & back story
6:30 Sour cream & onion potato chips
9:40 water for palate cleansing & sodium process
18:30 Fun onion rings
22:50 "Cool Ranch" tortilla chips
27:30 White cheddar popcorn
31:44 Nacho Cheese tortilla chips
36:38 Corn Chips
39:48 Potato chips with ridges
43:20 Cheddar cheese sticks
46:28 BBQ potato chips
49:54 Cheese Balls
52:40 Party mix
54:33 Pretzel wheels
58:14 Pretzel Sticks
1:00:53 Cheese Curls
1:03:47 Packing everything back up
1:07:00 Taking your order
1:11:13 Pleasure doing business!
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Sounds like my grocery list
im not on mobile but you are doing gods work.
I'm using Appel but what a life saver👍
Thank you
What if ER's video's are what the future actually turns out to be. Not flying cars or anything, a ban on snacks.
There would be like *Massive backlash* if the government tried that
Cities like New York and San Francisco have already started treating soda like cigarettes, so it's not too far off...
The government already tried in America. So lays made chocolate covered chips and marketed the plain ones as "healthy"
oo f New World Order in 2050
69 likes..... NICE
Nobody:
The One Guy Who Sneaks Snacks Into The Movie Theater:
LOL
*guard comes in*
Imagine, If you will...
*"gmo rights"*
okay but Why Do You Talk Like This
i love that he’s a family man. it just makes his videos more warm and welcoming knowing that for some reason. 🤷🏻♀️
Imagine FBI breaking down your door just to confiscate the *_s n a c c_*
FBI:(punch’s me)
Me:(gets my ranch dressing flavoured tortilla chips)
FBI: Ight I’m bouta head out
You will now get a sub
The *T H I C C S N A C K*
Drops the cheese balls!!! We've caught you arrange handed snack man!!!
If you will
The Snack Man Returns
The Snack Man Forever
The Snack Man: The Animated Series
All Star Snack Man
Snack Man Beyond
21-Chase Roger Lego Snack Man
Snack man the snack
Snack trek
The Snack Knight
snacks 1 2 and 3
Uncle E: imagine...
My consciousness: IGHT IMA HEAD OUT
Is this ART? Because I feel it is 👏👏👏👏 Really appreciate the careful crinkles of the bags.
A-art
R-rat
T-tart
Apparently
Really
Tasty
A
Relaxing
Treat ;)
A: It's
R:Rewind
T:Time
👏🏽👏🏽 meme review
As opposed to the “crack man” of course.
My favorite man
@Dominic Edwards I plead the fifth
Dominic Edwards wait, but I’m your FBI agent
9
@@luizeduardobrigagaoribeiro7075 8
Government: Ban's beverages
Everything: dies
Government: "Oh do living things need water?"
What this guy has most going for him are his whispering voice and his gentle presentation.
He is completely aware of what you are; that this world is too often miserable madness.
But he is speaking to us from anorher one - another world.
And he does beautiful work.
IT'S THE SNACK MAN
skibidibidi boom bababa
Boom bababa, skibidibidi boom badaba, where's the snack man?
Omg FLASHBACK to the 90s
Butt holes
Wait, is Iggy.... oh my god...
Ski bope bap ba dope bope, bope bap ba dope bope
Me home alone when there’s no left overs in the fridge
I cannot tell you my excitement when I saw this video in my feed.
You've heard of death and his four horsemen
But now get ready for
The Candy Man
The Snack Seller
The Beverage Broker
The Condiment Creator
The Sandwich Seller
And The Cheese Conisour
Milkshake Merchant
I was lookiing for this comment for ages
I love it great joke but you said (whatever thing) seller twice I don’t want to sound rude but man you can do better then that
Could be The Candy Chap and The Sandwich Server.
Hamburger Hustler
Mr. snackman, bring me cookies and cream, make it the sweetest that I’ve ever seen
I see what you did there
I sweet what you did there
Go to the candy man for that bro
Bring in two flavors like cookies and creamers
*eats some cheese and watches*
My favourite warehouse worker
Ephemeral Forklift
oh yuh
LMAO, underrated comment
DarkerThanBlack 👎🏿
Did you just break time?
I DEMAND TO KNOW YOUR SECRETS WIZARD!
Teutonic Knight1190 my favourite pussy Emphemeral clit
E:Imagine a world where all governments united to ban snacks..
2020:Write that down,Write that down!!
A hybrid of mukbang, asmr, and story.
Where’s the mukbang part?
@@GrinkMode 1:07:00
@@theconquerer7836 thats the mukbang part?
You've heard of the Candy Man...
You've heard of the Sammich Man...
You've heard of the Condiment Man...
You've heard of the Beverage Man...
You've heard of the Cheese Man...
You've heard of the Snack Man.
Now get ready for...
_T H E M A N_
* 1.5 months later *
Rift you son of a bitch lol
He already is in the state of existence...my man, NO, the man Iggy Manley
Jeff Bridges?
_are you implying that the police are a force of foods distributing government officials?_
At 10:15, he mentions the Cheese Man
@@paradox1359 Thank you, kind sir or madam
He has corn chips AND cheese balls? I'm in awe of the power this man truly has over this mortal plane.
Plot twist: all of the candy mans clones are secretly agents of the governments, and the plan was not to make humans more subservient, but to have only one seller of these products, making them able to charge significantly more.
Except they also banned money, so.......
I shall knell to my superiors
Sounds about right.
Said The Communist Spy.
I don’t have a very good life but theres something about this channel that just makes me relax so much 😌
A life is only good or bad if you worry about how others perceive you. All lives are a blessing. Stay positive my friend, and Godspeed
@@MrRuffle yeah being in perpetual starvation and pain isnt a bad thing! it's only bad if you're sad about other people's opinions. Sooo true!!
The 5 horseman of the apocalypse
The kids in the back of the classroom:
was i the only one bracing myself and my ears for when he said "oh, and before i go any further."? because i really thought a massive loud THIS VIDEO WAS SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
Uncle E is a legend and never has sponsors
i like these vids where Rift just sits down and its his breakfast in the dark.
“So if you want to dip your chip into your favorite dip, you dip with a ridged chip”. - The Snack Man 2019
There a timestamp?
Chill-Doggo 40:53
Papa Riftu really out there releasing spin-offs of his franchises without release date. Happy to see more development in the ERCU 👌😤
*IS THAT A JOJO REFRENCE*
HMMM KING CRIMSON
@@MandelaArchives King Crimson no Noriyoku
@@thehermit8618 NANI!
This guy is living in 2021, while we're stuck in 2020 Covid.
Probably won't be any better if it was like this lmao
Covid will be a fee years probs mate not jsut this year then it gose away
@@jaimorris4962
Yeah and it's all because of the people who refuse to stay inside or use a mask and because of the government who doesn't want to pay it's people or take care of them enough so they can survive and actually stay inside
@@Someone-kf8xe yeah man I feel that
@@gachastorymaker4561 you're stupid
12:20 when your teachers talks about potato chips but whispers.
Imagine Dr. T asmr teaming up for a video with Empheral rift wouldn't it be Soo cool And tingly
ohhhh that'd be superb!
No! It would be... "TECHNICAL"
OPERATION RIFT
MISSION: ATTACK OF THE SNACK MAN
Will it be on the Switch?
@@ShannaraTech this is the best comment ever
0:00 when u about to sell snacks in class
*super long intro about a distopian future
So who wants snacks?
*noboty
@@boopsboops7692 nobootie
Nobody:
not even a single soul:
ER: "Proceeds to spend over 10 minutes explaining every little detail about the S N A C C"
Hmmmm idk, the candy man warned me about you.
I'll take some cheetos, though.
lol!!
CHEEBO BEEBO
Crunch
Cheddar cheese sticks* (doing God's work)
Did he say something about him i a previous video??
Thx for the food dad
Hello Rift’s child. What’s it like living with the man himself? Enlighten me BABY OH YEAH YEAH
@@ShannaraTech time for castration
Hes not ur fucking dad
Zoey Nicole's Channel r/whooooooosh
@@zoeynicole7864 r/wooooosh
he protecc
he atacc
but most importantly,
he makes us sleep eating good snacc
*_s n a c c_*
s n a c c
Man, like, I tried to find good asmr, but there is nobody like this guy. His old school, doesn't struggle when Talking, man, like, I find ASMRtists with over 2 million subs, i could record myself shitting, and it would be better than those ASMRtists. You should have over a million subs!!!
His ASMR is special, its also very good. I honestly dont mind watching this guy and falling asleep. It keeps me intrested to watch, stay, then slowly fall asleep. This guy is great.
Good sir you forgot “week old mall sushi man” but then again, we don’t talk about him...
Grats on 600k. One of the very few ASMR channels that has earned every single subscriber.
My favorite line of his is "Let me guess". I notice he says it all the time.
This video summaries me showing off my amazing lunch to my friends before trading
I feel we are meeting in a back alley somewhere.
Love your asmr
We are close to 600,000 worshipers of Papa Rift. Come join us, let us praise him.
Damn, only 600k 😱
p
Would sound funny if Ralphie said that.
@James Hetfield Catholic bull... lies
When he walks in with the leather clothing. You know ur in for a high sensitivity asmr
The funny thing is, this isn't that far off from North Korea...
Hilarious
Mmm yos comedee
*oh shi-*
Man, In Oaxaca (the third poorest state of Mexico) They Banned selling junk food to minors (anyone under 18). They treat a bag of cheetos and doritos like a beer or tequila
*Bursts out in uncontrollable laughter*
You should do a roleplay of hank from detroit become human. I think you'd pull it off.
Ik I was thinking the same
Yesss!!!!!😀😀😀😀😀
ABSOLUTELY
[I saw "Hank" and my brainrotten mind went: OmG mAdNeSs CoMbAt HaNk FrOm NeWgRoUnDs DoT cOm?!?!!]
_Cause he's the snack man_
_And he's gonna give a Cheeto to you_
Your voice is so soothing this is the third video over yours I've watched today. I plan on watching more
I've love this video, I hope the Snack man comes back to fill me another order. Awesome ASMR video as always uncle ER
You can call me...
*The snacc man*
In your universe there is apparently a lot of rift-delivery people similar to candy man.
That's actually so interesting!
This has to be to only and first instance of me getting hungry from watching/listening to ASMR.
P.S: Congratulations on 600K subs, Rift.
Congratulations on 600k Uncle Rift! You deserve it for all the hard consistent work you put out for us! Still waiting for ya to hit 1 million!
*The day will come*
The way you perform your asmr roles makes me think you would be a good actor.
Your lighting is on point. Very nice. 👌😛
The way you do Asmr is weird, but weird in a good way. It's like you took Asmr and made it an art. You add some comedic effect and some dark tones to your Asmr and I find that really unique!
Yet another very creative, entertaining, and relaxing video (hopefully series! :) ) YOU ARE THE MAN!
I automatically read the title in the tune of "I'm the Scat Man"
Condiment man, and beverage man incoming!
What bout Sandwich man? Lol
Mark ASS Brown
@@LifeRewind0119 Mmm *Sammich man*
That Random Bro named Urim he’s had sammich man in a video already
@@samgardner4667 I know, I want more!
*At some points especially the 'packing everything back up how do you keep such a straight face. I would laugh lol*
The only man on youtude that can make a 1 hour and 12 minute long video about fricking snacks.
*When you dont want to get trademarked "cool ranch tortilla chips" "Nacho Cheese tortilla chips" instead of Doritos*
This dude's ASMR is actually relaxing
Welp, I should have gone to the store today, now I'm craving snack food and I don't have any 😂 loved the video!😊
Me: Bye mom I’m going to talk to this man in the dark alley with sketchy clothes and some stuff in a briefcase!
Mom who’s on the phone: Alright go ahead do whatever
POV you are sitting in the back of class/detention and that one kid is sitting next to you 🍽🍽🥗🍲
Let your hair grow please
If his hair was dark he would slightly look like John Wick.
Goddammnit now I cannot unsee it
Wait..wait a damn minute your right!!
ER looks like the type of guy where if a barbecue was going downhill he'd bring steaks/soda just so everyone is a little happier
Nobody:
The government: NO MORE S N A C C
The candy man: "Oh no!" *Clones himself* "*"Anyways..."*
Me: Ey yo, you got the dust?
Rift: Yea I got the Cheetos.
Me: Not Cheetos.
TAJIN
THE SNACK MAN : "Imagine..."
ME : "Aaaalllll the people !"
Livin' for todaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!
Imagine theres no countries
It isnt hard to do
Nothin to to kill or die for
And no religion tooooooo
almost at 1 million, been a whole year since i started watching ASMR videos, and i started because of ER, first vid i watched was "Sleep for the sleepless ASMR" around that time he had 150K maybe more, but i love how far he came, and still going! keep up the amazing videos coming
you had me at "Imagine..."
I miss the candy man series and I hope the snack man turns into a series
Yeah this distopian world is the europian union
Nah its britian after brexit
Anyone eating a snack while watching this?
This was odd but so relaxing. You make the best ASMR videos!!
He’s the snack man he gets in the ring and starts throwing snacks everywhere
So 1/8 of my soul is equal to 3 USD... I’ll be taking my 24 dollars now please
I feel like no one is really noticing that, and I think it's completely hysterical that my whole soul is worth a few bags of chips, pretzels, and popcorn. Glorious.
I literally had a dream a couple of days ago where this happened. Thank you Uncle Rift.
Thanos
Wind, earth, water, fire, and life with these things combined they form the ultimate asmr channel
mr snack man bring me a dream- make him the cutest boy ive ever seen
I'm so alone I need a snackman to call my own
This man has an amazing imagination he comes up with really good content probably even when it’s hard to come up with content so for the great videos and unmatched imagination and interesting content and effort that goes into making these I’d like to say thank you
I'm the snack man, I throw snacks all over the stage. And then I start eating it
If you've ever seen Gus Johnson's 'pillow guy' video...
Imagine a man enters your living room at night with various bags of chips and cans of Pringles taped all over his body.
_I'm snack guy, the snackiest guy in town!_
_look at how crunchy my exterior is!_
_I've had a lot of people _*_leave me recently_*_ and I could really use some snacks!_
Been watching your videos since you only had around 100,000 subscribers maybe less, helped me sleep each night for a long time, keep up the belter vids ER ✌🏻
Did you know that spices and salt have had entire real life wars fought over? You should do a salt man and a spice man!
I once was the snack man, in school selling starbursts, dairy milk even Coca Cola. I’ve seen it all, not everyone is cut out for the job but once ya snack you can never go back!
This makes me want to just feast on snacks so bad
Love your channel, keep up the great work!
His voice is made for ASMR
So relaxing 💕