I feel like it might behoove the foundation to actually approach them with a sicentist and just try to explain to them how our reality works; maybe even offer them some kind of permanent alternative place at on of their facilities; an on-site Cafeteria, or the like. If not that, at least try to convince them to maintain a constant location that will let them be monitored while also fulfilling their desire to produce food for people.
BILL MAYS HERE AGAIN! tired never ending stairwells? tired lizards that just won't die? or simply getting sick of dr wondertainment sticking a "little Mr. " sticker on anything that walks??? well then try our new "SCPAWAY" (Now in Chipotle flavor)
You know, i'd probably just be a good idea to wait for an instance to manifest, and just place a document with all of the physical laws we know about the universe so far onto it, so that these "extra-dimensional entrepreneurs" know what they are dealing with. You know. *So they don't mess it up.*
I think what i like about your readings than most othrrs is the fact that you sound like someone who'd work at a record/report-keeping facility. Like, that gruff guy who has to sort several documents, youre tired from doing it, but you do it because you get a kick out of all the fascinating phenomena and events that constantly occur, but you dont try to show it
Черный бандит Unable to be sufficiently contained/too dangerous to be allowed to exist. Anything with Keter-Alterius classification must be immediately neutralized as soon as possible. The only reason SCPs like 682 are not Keter-Alterius is because they can be sufficiently contained to where they will not be an immediate threat to the human populace at large.
After visiting many zoo's I did start to observe the strange behavior of the restaurant staff. Lack of basic organizational skills. Abnormal communication. And a man who appears out of literally nowhere to try and wrangle the Operators. I have also noticed food to manifest in absence of the equipment needed to produce fully cooked "cheeseburgers"and chicken strips. Missing time on my end while intently observing the process. And a bill that would cause a riot in any other location yet customers seemed abnormally pacified with their order.
Intelligent enough to manifest a whole restaurant in minutes and adjust the whole area to suit it, not smart enough to understand physics well enough to not cause issues. I like my aliens intelligent. They accuse us of being primitive, but at least we know how gravity functions. We also know how to ground things.
Well, it would be incredibly difficult to get the gravity exact, or the functions of the universe correctly, remember, it's not like they can just type in a "1" in their computer, as "1" to them would be whatever their gravity is, whatever their atomic structure is, etc. So what our "gravity" to them is could be like 0.25372...etc'etc
TheRandomHat JF Yeah... but they manifest it with frickin super powers xD. They could have already learned everything and had a normal restourant if they had jyst 'looked around'. + they could just have left it at default and not added extra dimensional properties every time... like not haveing the thing on fire :D
Awesome! Why don't they just let them trade at SCP sites. They aren't deliberately hurting anyone. Tell them things to stop them being dangerous and they can trade properly.
Barry The Slinger yes I do. But it's not often they specifically say eliminate. Only about 10 other keter levels I can think of that say that. But I do agree, it must be destroyed.
Anthony Young the foundation typically tries to avoid eliminating SCPs unless deemed necessary, due to the fact that eliminating one SCP can backfire horribly with mass collateral damage or because it may “summon” something even worse due to its elimination. So it’s cautious them keeping it under watch and find ways to safely eliminate the SCP without making it worse
Wait so why didn’t they try to communicate with the scp when they heard the information on the hidden mic? Like tell them “we would like to help you get back home to avoid any casualties your properties can cause.” I mean they can’t deny that. Who knows maybe they’ll even give is physics tips and help our scientific knowledge
Alterius huh that's new. Anyway how's it going steve? I havent watched your videos lately cause of the holidays and midterms and such coming up but, now i got a chance. Great vid like always.
yeah the thing that sucks is my paperwork is at an old dentist and they wont transfer it to my preferred dentist until the 1st. They want like 800$ to pull this tooth without insurance which sucks.
Because the beings who run the restaurant try to enter our dimension with various unstable consequences, because they are from another dimension, they try to match our physics to stabilize themselves into our world but it leads to unpredictable behavior that can hypothetically lead to a world-ending scenario. Because the staff are unwilling to cooperate with foundation personnel, and the conditions that would spawn this SCP are something we cannot prevent or contain, this SCP needs to be destroyed as to prevent the SCP from future problems down the line.
there's another game SCP called "the multiplatform stitching skyrim" it's a copy of skyrim that switches it's platform ever 30 sec researchers have witnessed everything from a ps4 to a toaster and in one instance a calculator watch from 1983
10:16 HEY us humans may be fucked up we may be primitive but when we work towards a common goal we can do anything from killing Hitler to walking on the moon
so extra-dimensional beings. want to come to our world and open a restaurant. I mean if they get their physics spot on and perfect they might. classify it as safe and move on.
definitely! Being sick doesnt help matters either. Everytime I wanted to record I ended up with a sore throat or something. Like something is keeping me from containment breach lol. I do have another lets play in mind people will be interested in too
If they know about the foundation and dont seem to be intentionally screwing things up maybe they just need to be told how our physics work or more specificly what tempeture range they should stay in how to not poison humans and alto to not fuck up the physics to the point they make antimatter.
Chris Cryer because the beings who run the restaurant are from another dimension. They have to artificially create their physics to match ours. They've made many noticeable mistakes before so they could accidentally cause a blackhole to appear or a start a nuclear fission reaction
classes safe:fully contained euclide: difficult and or costly to contain: danger to public keter: impossible or near impossible/vastly costly to contain. certain danger to public safety/danger to foundation or its secrecy(could leak foundation info or make SCP known to public) thaumial: usually keter level but has beneficial property's and can be used to fight other SCPAWAY Apollyon: XK class end of the world senerio/XK class change in dominant speciecies on planet
safe.. under stood enough to effectively contain .. keter .. not well under stood and unpredictable and hard to contain thus needing more research. Euclid.. is just extremely dangerous .. i forgot most of what Euclid means but that is a good enough summery
Kinda random, and this isn't a complaint against the video/story (which I love); but "entrepreneur" has got to be one of the most misused words and job titles I see. Alot of people like to call themselves an entrepreneur just because it sounds cool even if they dont own a business or even if they dont have a clue of how to manage employees or run their own business. I've met alot of people who work illegally under the table doing things like cleaning houses or mowing lawns, and I've even seen people who are unemployed that call themselves entrepreneurs simply because they're _thinking_ about starting their own company or because they just have a "good idea for a business". It's one of those terms that alot of people dont know the true meaning for, but they like to use it since alot of famous business people on TV using the term.
have you heard of the new SCP??? SCP 2017-ea scp2017-ea (code name battlefront2) comes as a videogame you buy for 70$ , it steals money out of your bank account as you play! claiming lies like"here at EA we don't like to violate cannon with cosmetics' and "single player games army profitable"
Heres how you contain that SCP. Dont play that one and play the Pandemic version from the 2000s, and enjoy your 64 player funfest without DLC or stupid loot boxes. lol
some one should just stop them and tell them..... ok listen.... if you want to open a restaurant ... fine.... but do it like a human, with money and food and stuff.... we will give you some money if you just fucking stop.
Hey Steve, quick FYI. I had to unsubscribe from your channel (despite the fact that I love your channel) because your community posts are drowning my feed.
did that work? I am curious about those community posts as well as youtube just gave me that function this week. I been trying to visit other people's community sections but there community posts are completely blank.
I'm constantly blown away with the quality of your videos, by far the best scp reader out there, great job as always.
I feel like it might behoove the foundation to actually approach them with a sicentist and just try to explain to them how our reality works; maybe even offer them some kind of permanent alternative place at on of their facilities; an on-site Cafeteria, or the like. If not that, at least try to convince them to maintain a constant location that will let them be monitored while also fulfilling their desire to produce food for people.
Anomiles are by there very nature are very unpredictable. A seemingly help Scp could actually be incredibly dangerous.
Im just glad this was never a library.
Unlike that other scp which used to be a library
Seeing Eentrepreneurial and keter in the title made me think of some demonic amalgamation of billy mays.
Billy Mays here and I present to you the Soul Moppy! A mop designed especially to capture those pesky souls like magic!
Jees.... "Soul Moppy" ? That's even creepier ! Come near me with that and you're dead meat.
XD
BILL MAYS HERE AGAIN!
tired never ending stairwells?
tired lizards that just won't die?
or simply getting sick of dr wondertainment sticking a "little Mr. " sticker on anything that walks???
well then try our new
"SCPAWAY"
(Now in Chipotle flavor)
Seth Brooking
I miss him...
Oxy clean commercials are just never the same...
You know, i'd probably just be a good idea to wait for an instance to manifest, and just place a document with all of the physical laws we know about the universe so far onto it, so that these "extra-dimensional entrepreneurs" know what they are dealing with.
You know.
*So they don't mess it up.*
I think what i like about your readings than most othrrs is the fact that you sound like someone who'd work at a record/report-keeping facility. Like, that gruff guy who has to sort several documents, youre tired from doing it, but you do it because you get a kick out of all the fascinating phenomena and events that constantly occur, but you dont try to show it
thats about the gist of it lol
This was going to be friday's video, but I felt good enough at the time to just go ahead and make it. Not sure how I will feel friday night
Well where I live it already is friday lol.
Eastside Show SCP eh, just one thing out of the way tomorrow.
pretty much
Eastside Show SCP well we all appreciate it :)
thanks!
So...this is...just a bunch of interdimensional...wannabe fast-food cooks?...
I love the SCP readings, at this point I binge watched so many videos at nights that I lost count. Your voice acting for this is just astonishing.
thank you!
your videos are amazing. they sound as though the foundation is truly alive and real! thank you so much for doing what you do.
And bam! All of my Christmas shopping is done like that!
Site-42: SCP Foundation Fanworks Site 42 be aware of another Euclid entity being shipped your way.
05-7 Site [Redacted] We are equipped to receive.
Site-42: SCP Foundation Fanworks as well as some D-class for... Other reasons.
05-7 Site [Redacted] such a waste of D class. You could use them for so many other things.
On a separate note... have you guys received my... uh... my application? I believe I sent it to site 42. Or was it site [redacted]... or...
Pineapple? Confirmed, this SCP is up to no good.
Really liking the new outro ESS. The reading was amazing as well. Can't wait for the next one bud! Keep up the good content!
the outro with the cassette tape in the background? I thought it was a nice touch
Woah! Love the new ending background, fits well with how you record and everything.
I like it too. Only problem is that the cassette tape video was laggy though for some reason.
Great job as always. :)
thank you!
What is "Keter-Alterius" ?
Черный бандит Unable to be sufficiently contained/too dangerous to be allowed to exist. Anything with Keter-Alterius classification must be immediately neutralized as soon as possible. The only reason SCPs like 682 are not Keter-Alterius is because they can be sufficiently contained to where they will not be an immediate threat to the human populace at large.
After visiting many zoo's I did start to observe the strange behavior of the restaurant staff. Lack of basic organizational skills. Abnormal communication. And a man who appears out of literally nowhere to try and wrangle the Operators. I have also noticed food to manifest in absence of the equipment needed to produce fully cooked "cheeseburgers"and chicken strips. Missing time on my end while intently observing the process. And a bill that would cause a riot in any other location yet customers seemed abnormally pacified with their order.
stay classy eastside keep up these awesome scps briefings
Intelligent enough to manifest a whole restaurant in minutes and adjust the whole area to suit it, not smart enough to understand physics well enough to not cause issues.
I like my aliens intelligent. They accuse us of being primitive, but at least we know how gravity functions. We also know how to ground things.
Why would they try something without knowing this dimensions food and how properties are made right?
Some how I see this place fitting in quite well in one or all Douglas Adams' books.
Great work Sir! Keep it up!
“Im dead. Might as well make money.”
wait this is an scp? i thought this was a travel guide for the melbourne zoo
This is old school style sci fi not the stuff you usually see in modern day stories.
This is almost cute, despite it's extreme danger.
Alterius is a new object class I've never heard of.
Agent Zargon yeah
I’m glad I know where the thumbnail picture is from
Hold up, eastside uploads a keter class? This is gonna be good
When isn't it good?
Second Friendliest Keter.
SCP-2006 Too Spooky
You forgot about the fisherman
How hard is it to manifest a restourant with normal physical properties xD ?
Well, it would be incredibly difficult to get the gravity exact, or the functions of the universe correctly, remember, it's not like they can just type in a "1" in their computer, as "1" to them would be whatever their gravity is, whatever their atomic structure is, etc. So what our "gravity" to them is could be like 0.25372...etc'etc
TheRandomHat JF Yeah... but they manifest it with frickin super powers xD. They could have already learned everything and had a normal restourant if they had jyst 'looked around'. + they could just have left it at default and not added extra dimensional properties every time... like not haveing the thing on fire :D
Well, they wouldn't go into restaurant buessine if they know much about physics now would they ...
@@WutheSecond well they aren't from this universe
Awesome! Why don't they just let them trade at SCP sites. They aren't deliberately hurting anyone. Tell them things to stop them being dangerous and they can trade properly.
Doctor Bright is not allowed to interact with this SCP. By order of [REDACTED] until further notice.
DoctorRobertNeville he probably said a random name and planned to blur it out but he must've forgotten like Volgun
DoctorRobertNeville You can still give position name, Doctor.
Eliminate? Not often you hear of the foundation wanting to eliminate an SCP
Anthony Young In the end especially, you realize why it could be so dangerous.
Barry The Slinger yes I do. But it's not often they specifically say eliminate. Only about 10 other keter levels I can think of that say that. But I do agree, it must be destroyed.
I'm sure there are plenty of SCPs they want to get rid of. Especially the keters.
Anthony Young the foundation typically tries to avoid eliminating SCPs unless deemed necessary, due to the fact that eliminating one SCP can backfire horribly with mass collateral damage or because it may “summon” something even worse due to its elimination. So it’s cautious them keeping it under watch and find ways to safely eliminate the SCP without making it worse
The threat with this thing is immense.
Wait so why didn’t they try to communicate with the scp when they heard the information on the hidden mic? Like tell them “we would like to help you get back home to avoid any casualties your properties can cause.” I mean they can’t deny that. Who knows maybe they’ll even give is physics tips and help our scientific knowledge
Interesting. Thanks for the upload! Try doing SCP-330
Looks like McDonald's has competition in making fast food that kills you ! 😁
What's up with extra dimensional entities wanting to open restaurants? Feel like there's so many.
Alterius huh that's new. Anyway how's it going steve? I havent watched your videos lately cause of the holidays and midterms and such coming up but, now i got a chance. Great vid like always.
thanks, been doing alright channel-wise. Physically been sick with a tooth pain
Eastside Show SCP Dang that sucks. Hope everything clears up sometime soon.
yeah the thing that sucks is my paperwork is at an old dentist and they wont transfer it to my preferred dentist until the 1st. They want like 800$ to pull this tooth without insurance which sucks.
Eventually, 1141 would give up trying to manifest on Earth, and ultimately became Milliway's, The Restaurant at The End of The Universe.
Why does this SCP have the Keter-alterius rating?
Because the beings who run the restaurant try to enter our dimension with various unstable consequences, because they are from another dimension, they try to match our physics to stabilize themselves into our world but it leads to unpredictable behavior that can hypothetically lead to a world-ending scenario. Because the staff are unwilling to cooperate with foundation personnel, and the conditions that would spawn this SCP are something we cannot prevent or contain, this SCP needs to be destroyed as to prevent the SCP from future problems down the line.
there's another game SCP called "the multiplatform stitching skyrim"
it's a copy of skyrim that switches it's platform ever 30 sec researchers have witnessed everything from a ps4 to a toaster and in one instance a calculator watch from 1983
LOL does this have an SCP number yet? Because I am always making jokes about Skyrim ending up on an atari 2600 or a ZX Spectrum or a 486
"It just works" - Todd Howard.
SCP-1141 TOOK MAH JERB!
10:16 HEY us humans may be fucked up we may be primitive but when we work towards a common goal we can do anything from killing Hitler to walking on the moon
Hey, cool!
so extra-dimensional beings. want to come to our world and open a restaurant. I mean if they get their physics spot on and perfect they might. classify it as safe and move on.
Keter-alturius ?
You gonna play more containment breech soon?
yes I been planning to, but the holiday season and other projects been getting in the way. I still have my lets play save file too.
Eastside Show SCP alright I understand mate, I know the struggle of finding a good time to record
definitely! Being sick doesnt help matters either. Everytime I wanted to record I ended up with a sore throat or something. Like something is keeping me from containment breach lol. I do have another lets play in mind people will be interested in too
Nice
If they know about the foundation and dont seem to be intentionally screwing things up maybe they just need to be told how our physics work or more specificly what tempeture range they should stay in how to not poison humans and alto to not fuck up the physics to the point they make antimatter.
I should probably go to sleep
Nathan Kerr I should finish my homework
When will the next joke scp be?
So can someone explain the Object Class and the reason why this SCP has it?
Chris Cryer because the beings who run the restaurant are from another dimension. They have to artificially create their physics to match ours. They've made many noticeable mistakes before so they could accidentally cause a blackhole to appear or a start a nuclear fission reaction
Abraham Zambrano no that's not why it's keter
classes
safe:fully contained
euclide: difficult and or costly to contain: danger to public
keter: impossible or near impossible/vastly costly to contain. certain danger to public safety/danger to foundation or its secrecy(could leak foundation info or make SCP known to public)
thaumial: usually keter level but has beneficial property's and can be used to fight other SCPAWAY
Apollyon: XK class end of the world senerio/XK class change in dominant speciecies on planet
Well the fact that it can diapper and reappear makes it keter class
safe.. under stood enough to effectively contain .. keter .. not well under stood and unpredictable and hard to contain thus needing more research. Euclid.. is just extremely dangerous .. i forgot most of what Euclid means but that is a good enough summery
Kinda random, and this isn't a complaint against the video/story (which I love); but "entrepreneur" has got to be one of the most misused words and job titles I see. Alot of people like to call themselves an entrepreneur just because it sounds cool even if they dont own a business or even if they dont have a clue of how to manage employees or run their own business. I've met alot of people who work illegally under the table doing things like cleaning houses or mowing lawns, and I've even seen people who are unemployed that call themselves entrepreneurs simply because they're _thinking_ about starting their own company or because they just have a "good idea for a business". It's one of those terms that alot of people dont know the true meaning for, but they like to use it since alot of famous business people on TV using the term.
have you heard of the new SCP???
SCP 2017-ea
scp2017-ea
(code name battlefront2)
comes as a videogame you buy for 70$ , it steals money out of your bank account as you play! claiming lies like"here at EA we don't like to violate cannon with cosmetics' and "single player games army profitable"
Heres how you contain that SCP. Dont play that one and play the Pandemic version from the 2000s, and enjoy your 64 player funfest without DLC or stupid loot boxes. lol
I'm not saying it's Aliens but it's Aliens
Hi
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some one should just stop them and tell them..... ok listen.... if you want to open a restaurant ... fine.... but do it like a human, with money and food and stuff.... we will give you some money if you just fucking stop.
Hey Steve, quick FYI. I had to unsubscribe from your channel (despite the fact that I love your channel) because your community posts are drowning my feed.
I think you can unsubscribe from the community post notifications with the bell icon I think while still being subscribe to video notifications.
Hey, thanks Steve! I’m resubscribed and ready for your glorious content
did that work? I am curious about those community posts as well as youtube just gave me that function this week. I been trying to visit other people's community sections but there community posts are completely blank.
if part of your argument is "does it count as a race" you might be racist