If it’s the king of clubs, you die Ace of hearts, you live Jack of diamonds we get hot chocolate Queen of spades, I pour bleach on your suit Five of diamond, I spill soup in your lap Ect ect.
Fun thing, there's a comic where instead of helping, a new set of arkham employees experiment on the inmates, and force harvey to use a deck of cards instead of a coin, and having to come up with 52 choices for every decision basically places him in an internat hell
1 you die 2 I throw bleach on you 3 we drink hot chocolate 4 we drink way to hot chocolate 5 we dance 6 we dance naked 7 we dance naked drinking hot chocolate 8 I call you names 9 you open my pickle jar 10 I open all pickle jars in the world!
Yo dnd's diets only go up to 20 I got one it's only got 20 sides where's this 29 dice that you're talking about where can I find one cuz it's not a d&d dice
@@pinhead1627 tbh depending on the iteration, i could see him chilling with ANYONE So many portray Bruce as some giga chad with a plan for anything who keeps his cool most of the time That kinda guy could 100% switch from chill to serious in an instant; even when getting tea with the joker 💀
When you think about it, under this premise, the more he burns his face, the less likely Harvey becomes to kill someone. So, if he burns his face 99 times, he lowers his probability of commiting murder to just 1%, but then he needs to come up with like 98 other possible outcomes, good or bad.
this is actually exactly how the real two face would act lol, one second your dead, next second you could be hanging out and drinking hot chocolate together. He did stuff like this all the time in the comics lol.
“After surgery call me by my new name, ONE-FACE!” Later him and Batman or at the bar. Harvey: “Hey, that girl is pretty. I’m gonna go talk to her.” Batman: “Harvey, no! She has pepper spray!” Harvey: “AHHHHH!!!”
"Call me 427 face now, an employee being narrated by a unbodied voice will be guided through the narrator's game and depending by what ending he gets, you'll either die, live, or we go get a drink"
I’d imagine the 4 straw game organized as such (1 being the longest straw, 4 being the shortest): 1. Live 2. Hot Chocolate 3. Bleach on Costume 4. Die It makes the most sense to me this way for some reason, idk 😂
This is awesome and truly going full circle, I really think Naughty bear and maybe even panic in paradise should get a remaster or at least a port to modern consoles
"That's where you're wrong Batsy, I'm now 20 Faces & 8 Suits! I let the 20 responses available in a magic 8 ball decide whether or not I shall kill you!" *Shakes magic 8 ball* ask again later
"Call me by my new name, 1000000 Face! I bought this megagon, 1 through third you live the second you die, three we drink hot chocolate together again."
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“Call me by me real name… 52-Face! Now… pick a card, any card.”
If it’s the king of clubs, you die
Ace of hearts, you live
Jack of diamonds we get hot chocolate
Queen of spades, I pour bleach on your suit
Five of diamond, I spill soup in your lap
Ect ect.
Lol
Picks the joker
"Hold on i gotta make a phone call"
This was good.
Fun thing, there's a comic where instead of helping, a new set of arkham employees experiment on the inmates, and force harvey to use a deck of cards instead of a coin, and having to come up with 52 choices for every decision basically places him in an internat hell
The fact that Bats just gets progressively more worried in tone is super funny
I think this guy is The Joker because no one else calls Batman Bats
@@gurgungarungabunga1268 OMG UR RIGHT CALL THE BAT
@@dondoesgaming1057calm down
What makes it better is that in character cuz Two-Face and him were friends before the 1st accident.
@@gurgungarungabunga1268actually I lot of villains do, most obvious Harley
"I'm 12 Face, I make my Decisions based on the current time. I'm more Evil between 6pm and 6 AM."
Who decided that?
@@ermacmacro713612 Face did.
Roll a d12
Sounds more like Clock King.
“Call me by my even newer name,
29-face. I stole this random D&D dice to make up for it”
Yo this is so awesome...just wait till he becomes 4 body
1 you die
2 I throw bleach on you
3 we drink hot chocolate
4 we drink way to hot chocolate
5 we dance
6 we dance naked
7 we dance naked drinking hot chocolate
8 I call you names
9 you open my pickle jar
10 I open all pickle jars in the world!
Yo dnd's diets only go up to 20 I got one it's only got 20 sides where's this 29 dice that you're talking about where can I find one cuz it's not a d&d dice
Role me a D20 Batman!
@@shyguyty2240 looks like someone got a crit..
... FAILURE.
Honestly if Batman did a proper scan to check for poison, I could legitimately see him sitting down to have hot chocolate with a villain
I feel like it would depend on the villain too, like I could see him doing it with Two face or Mr.Freeze, but not with Penguin or Zsasz.
@@pinhead1627 clayface depending on the iteration and man bat as a human
@@pinhead1627 tbh depending on the iteration, i could see him chilling with ANYONE
So many portray Bruce as some giga chad with a plan for anything who keeps his cool most of the time
That kinda guy could 100% switch from chill to serious in an instant; even when getting tea with the joker 💀
It’d be good for him. Bruce doesn’t really spend much time outside his gamer cave
Version and context maters maybe in some versions with bane or croc but I can't see him taking up an offer with say joker or Victor
“WAIT! Harvey NOOOOOOOOO!”
the first time and the last time batman tried to protect a villain
I feel so bad for him 💀💀
This SENT me 💀
@@Elfatty1Batman has protected the joker so many times
At least he tried he knew what would happen and it happened
“WAIT HARVEY NOOOOOO”😂😂
"or drink hot chocolate together"💀🤣
Bro that is such an 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀moment Frfr ong the rizz lord GYATT bro is brolly going skibidi in the GYATT!
@@gabrielbrantnerBro belongs in Arkham Asylum 💀💀💀
I'm sensing he really wanted that hot chocolate
@@gabrielbrantnerthe fuck?
"Call me by my real name. 87 FACE. Now do you see that big animatronic bear over there?"
This comment is so underrated
Fax😂
I knew the hot Chocolate bit would happen, I just knew it
It was all Batman wanted so he took the chance.
@@Ghostrecall_M Not really,he tried to stop him from getting burned again
It had to. It’s the law!
i didnt know itd be by soup though
But it actually was genius cuz the hot chocolate was a a fake out to the soup
The fact that Batman calls him by his new names. Respect
"Call me by my born again Christian name, 38 Face. Now here's this roulette wheel..."
The origin of 69 face
69 face🤌🤌🤌
The mumble rapper? Iii knew he was a batman villain
THEY CALLED ME A MADMAN
the revenge of 420 face
@@jtktheboss5474 unfunny
@@matthewvoegele5577 🤓
“Call me by my new name, 120-face, I have a 120 sided dice… you know what I’ll retire.”
"Call me face... I got Jawbreaker..."
“Call me by my new name; 69-Face!
Now, in order to determine how…”
*Batman Exits*
With rainbow colored dreads and 69 tattoos all over his face 😂
"Call me by my *REAL* name, 26 face, choose a letter from the alphabet..."
"Call me by my real name... NO FACE! "
“If you want to live, collect my 8 pages that I’ve scattered across the forest.”
When you think about it, under this premise, the more he burns his face, the less likely Harvey becomes to kill someone. So, if he burns his face 99 times, he lowers his probability of commiting murder to just 1%, but then he needs to come up with like 98 other possible outcomes, good or bad.
"Call me 365 face, what i will do depends on which day of the year it is...
Wait, that's already Calendar Man's whole thing ? Damn."
"Call me by my real name, 60 face. Now depending on what pokemon you choose..."
“Looks like you’re gonna three-sided DIE” 😂
Watch out for that bleach!
*burns entire face off
“Mhmnnm”
Batman: “He wanted to say that he’s no face now.”
"Call me by my real name 69-Face!"
"Wait why are you laughing, what so funny about 69- oh god dammit."
Batman always being the good guy, somehow can never save Harvey from himself
"Call me by my new name 100 face!"
"I stole this D100 from a dnd nerd and we'll go off the wild magic table."
The hot chocolate scene was kinda wholesome until he burned his face
Havery should've just ordered his own soup.
"We've been through this enough bats, call me by my FINAL name! 99 face! Now that we've introduced... TAKE A BOTTLE OF POP OFF THE WALL!"
"Call me by my even newer name infinite face I stole this infinity sided dice from gravity falls"
His face would be a mirror at that point
Im convinced he really just wanted an excuse to drink hot chocolate with Batman at this point 😭
"call me by my real name, 4 skin"
Ehh lmao 🤣
Narrator : one eternity later.
Call me quadrillion face, Batman.
“Wait WAIT,HARVEY NOOOO”
"Call me by my new name : 118 face"
"Now pick a number and I'll determine what to do with it's corresponding element"
“Call me by my real name, 1 Face!”
“What happened to 100 face?”
“I only have so much face”
*Years later* “Harvey this is getting ridiculous”
“I’m not Harvey. from now on call me, One Thousand Face!”
this is actually exactly how the real two face would act lol, one second your dead, next second you could be hanging out and drinking hot chocolate together. He did stuff like this all the time in the comics lol.
“After surgery call me by my new name, ONE-FACE!”
Later him and Batman or at the bar.
Harvey: “Hey, that girl is pretty. I’m gonna go talk to her.”
Batman: “Harvey, no! She has pepper spray!”
Harvey: “AHHHHH!!!”
"clearly my real name is 151 face. Now whats your favorite pokemon batman"
NO JOKER, DON'T DO IT!
"Call me by my newestestest name, infinite face! Now...play Jenga or DIE"
That 3 sided die line killed me so hard the first time I heard it.
“Call me by my NEW name! One face! I’m in a lot of pain.”
Guy was just really jonesing for some hot chocolate wasn’t he.
Oh god imagine when he becomes No Face.
Batman: 438 face its over now!
@@stopmotionpie6007 "Harvey, that not the phone that an iron! NOOOOO!"
@@randomman5592 call me by my real name…440 face
Harvey i have a spoon imma throw it at your face
@@jedbigboi2380"NONONONO, WATCH OUT FOR THAT SMOLDERING CAMPFIRE LOG 440 FACE!!!"
@@ginger_jesus4716 "call me by my new name 441 FACE!"
Damn, Batman's a jinx 😂😂😂
“Call me by my real name….. 8-face! I have this paper fortune teller. Now you must choose your fate”
The fact that he probably wouldn’t have gotten burned the last time had Batman not tried to prevent him from trying the soup is hilarious
"Call me 427 face now, an employee being narrated by a unbodied voice will be guided through the narrator's game and depending by what ending he gets, you'll either die, live, or we go get a drink"
“It’s over 2981 face”
2981: “please kill me”
Harvey *faced* an identity crisis
It put a *dent* in his personalities.
@@Shredder_Animations Nothing was ever more *split* then his personalities.
@@Sean-Johnson He's very *two* sided on that one.
"call me by my new, new, newer name.. 666 face"
batman: INFINITE FACE THIS ENDS HERE
Edit: ten months ago I commented this I didn't know I got this much likes 😅
@@That-Yellow-Dude lol what happened to Harvey to have every single cell in his face burned into hundred's of different sections???
@@jacobviator3118 yes
*full face
"call me by my real name, 4ht dimensions face!!!
TEN MONTHS AGO!?
"You know 6.022*10^23-face we REALLY should stop fighting around stuff that can burn you."
Mole face
Four Face Four Seasons Four Powers Four Skins. Now thats what I call the 4x4 villain.
Well that’s unlucky 😂
Bats being concerned actually hurts my heart cause he's trying so hard
Like a broken man trying to make an abusive, no good woman into a house wife
Lmaooo batman hesitation in choosing a straw had me rolling 😂😂😂
The detail that Batman does go along with the new names. Three face. Lol
"the soups not bad either" 🦇
DC special was pure gas bro…every skit was hilarious
"No wait Harvey noooooo" was priceless
In an alternate timeline we all saw Batman grumpy over a bleach stain that won’t come out
Bleach stains don’t come out. The reason it stains is because it dissolves the pigments out of fabric.
This will always be my favorite Batman skit.
"Call me by my real name... 10-Face! Now spin this game of life spinner"
“Gnat 20”
3rd face:”mutated tumor”
"Harvey please you have like 42 different faces, this needs to stop."
"Call me by my real name, Infini-face! I...uh, dunno"
“Call me by my new name 100 Face”😂😂😂
I was watching this while my mum was making hot chocolate and I thought I was smelling the chocolate in the short
It's deliberate he wants batman to have a good time
This is all Batman's fault for ordering soap instead of hot chocolate.
that NOOOOOOO was soo good 😂
I’d imagine the 4 straw game organized as such (1 being the longest straw, 4 being the shortest):
1. Live
2. Hot Chocolate
3. Bleach on Costume
4. Die
It makes the most sense to me this way for some reason, idk 😂
I mean all of this would have been avoided if he just worked up the courage to ask him out for some hot chocolate 😂
“3 sides DIEEEEE” 😂😂😂😂😂
Batman: I'm really truly sorry, Four Face or should I call you No-Face! Hahahahahahaha! Get it? 😂😂😂
“call me by my new name,
40 sextillion face.”
I always wonder why he yanks the soup out of his hands lol
"call me by my real name, 7.9 billion face, now pick some random person around the world."
"Call me Infini-face! And this, is my Klein Bottle!"
Robot chicken has always been next level.
This might be the weed talking, but if Batman just trusted four face with his soup he would have never became five-face just saying
When you roll nothing but nat ones in a game session.
"Ooo yeah can I try some?"
**Fuggin dies**
Bruce, you know you have the money to fix his face, right?
Then came the birth of… Fiveface.
FIVE FACE
On Earth-3, there actually *IS* a "Three-Face" and she was married to both that Earth's Joker and Riddler.
At this rate he's practically just going to use a dice
Call me by my real name, 1000 face
Harvey: shows his skeleton body.
This is awesome and truly going full circle, I really think Naughty bear and maybe even panic in paradise should get a remaster or at least a port to modern consoles
Man turns into the ridler
When DC Comics ran out of ideas:
"That's where you're wrong Batsy, I'm now 20 Faces & 8 Suits! I let the 20 responses available in a magic 8 ball decide whether or not I shall kill you!"
*Shakes magic 8 ball* ask again later
"call me 66 face I stole this bible for it"
"Call me by my new name, 1000000 Face! I bought this megagon, 1 through third you live the second you die, three we drink hot chocolate together again."
"Now call me by my newest name,1000 face i had to pay for an arcade machine with this hammer just so i can make up for it and it aint cheap"
Back here because I didn’t know Two Face was played by Neil Patrick Harris here
Infinite face, pick any quantum spin of a particle nearest to you.