Creating the WORST WEED WACKER INJURY of all Time *PURE AGONY* | Bodybuilder VS Weed Eater Test

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  • @HoustonJones
    @HoustonJones  2 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Get 20% OFF + Free International Shipping + 2 Free Gifts with my link manscaped.com/houston
    BREAKING MY LEG WITH A MEDIEVAL FLAIL - th-cam.com/video/z7w138kOyts/w-d-xo.html

    • @IsraafeelMohammedMusic
      @IsraafeelMohammedMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can you do elephant toothpaste vs Houston Jones

    • @redfangtabris7405
      @redfangtabris7405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      when does it stop houston. your addiction to pain is.. unnerving

    • @GuriSingh-fu5yk
      @GuriSingh-fu5yk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bodybuilder vs dog

    • @alwjxjdbc
      @alwjxjdbc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

    • @kpd174
      @kpd174 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Next do the plastic teeth on the weedwhacker.

  • @Choosiest
    @Choosiest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6187

    Houston literally gave his body permission to bleed a little just to make us mortals feel less weak. What a legend.

    • @anubisizzy
      @anubisizzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Ain't got no time to bleed

    • @Karma47.
      @Karma47. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Genius

    • @spider6173
      @spider6173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Shhhhh don't give away his secrete

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      how does he get ads tho?

    • @apacheprime8252
      @apacheprime8252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao!!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4715

    Not even gonna lie, I’ve always had a fear of getting chopped up by one of these things, you’re a really tough guy for trying this Houston.

    • @StockDoctortrade
      @StockDoctortrade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I always get scare when near someone who is using one because they always send rocks and acorns in my direction

    • @stinkyb4lls63
      @stinkyb4lls63 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      How you in every good TH-camr’s comments

    • @AbdelAziz0205
      @AbdelAziz0205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I did this on my pants once.It didn't hurt.I pulled up my pants leg and told my Son to whip it.That shit did not feel good.This was before TH-cam when we did things just for fun.

    • @reecediesel-1
      @reecediesel-1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stinkyb4lls63 no life

    • @keithedergaming1047
      @keithedergaming1047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hello there

  • @hyperno8er500
    @hyperno8er500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1894

    At this point my respect for houston is higher than anything you could imagine, i mean he is doing stuff other people wouldn't even dare to do. My respect to you, strongest man on earth!

    • @bighairswagg
      @bighairswagg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That’s how people earn your respect ?

    • @princedavid6377
      @princedavid6377 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bighairswagg 😂😂😂 good one

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wack

    • @krypticgaming2629
      @krypticgaming2629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What about Steveo lol

    • @jamesramirez6612
      @jamesramirez6612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bighairswagg Do you​ even have the balls to do the same as him? Probably not, so don't​ be a tough guy behind a keyboard and a puss in real life lol.

  • @krypto1650
    @krypto1650 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    So happy i found this at 2am, literally the perfect video to watch at that time

    • @JakeyBro69
      @JakeyBro69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Dude same, it’s three in the morning as I’m writing this. Houston’s videos slap in the middle of the night

    • @Mastercheeseeater
      @Mastercheeseeater 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      im laughing my ass off at 1 in the morning 😂

    • @deadfisher0000
      @deadfisher0000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I cannot believe how much I enjoy these videos.

  • @dreamuh
    @dreamuh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    I really appreciate how the title implies Houston can feel pain, truly a humble man

    • @Tropical_j_
      @Tropical_j_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He’s just trying to relate more the average man. As a man who can’t feel pain, if he made the video as such, it’d be hard for us mere men to understand

    • @caseygiles1368
      @caseygiles1368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pure agony. He means for us as viewers. Agony to watch

    • @mihakolesa6688
      @mihakolesa6688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its just a clickbait you know cause as you can see he didnt fell any pain in the video

    • @pkccell7539
      @pkccell7539 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      im the 69th like

    • @KingPurpleV
      @KingPurpleV 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      100th Like

  • @brownpanda8320
    @brownpanda8320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    Not only is he the strongest in the universe!!! His acting skills are impecable, pretending to be in pain just so us mere mortals can feel less fragile. Truly a great man!!!

    • @dusk6159
      @dusk6159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the damn bit about the witch-hunt on the politically incorrect-alleged comment by Jake was fucking peak comedy too, especially for that transition.
      Thank you wheed wacker for suffering damage by Houston's body of iron! In all the multiple Mark attempts, wherever on Houston's legs!

    • @larryyasmin7128
      @larryyasmin7128 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He isn't a match for dapz though

    • @doomdude6669
      @doomdude6669 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is he really??

    • @callmeAski
      @callmeAski 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      he is in pain nigga

    • @elielliott5507
      @elielliott5507 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg all of these comments about him acting he isn’t the strongest man you could search up the top 50 strongest men and he wouldn’t be in there he is just a bodybuilder

  • @VictorPoulin
    @VictorPoulin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    To each his own but I would rather smoke weed then wack it.

    • @willthethrill2078
      @willthethrill2078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Victor, youve brightened my day

    • @mikeg6285
      @mikeg6285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@willthethrill2078 a lighter brightened mine, and apparently his too.

    • @ao-T
      @ao-T 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      made me smile

    • @matthewmartin9215
      @matthewmartin9215 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Different weed tool. Not as much fun.

    • @keanacahill9303
      @keanacahill9303 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @perfectweather
    @perfectweather 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    This is the most comprehensive and educational video on the topic of weedwackers. Thanks you for the knowledge and making the experience of becoming enlightened to the dangers of Weedwhackers entertaining.

  • @dallaschance8548
    @dallaschance8548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    How does Houston do such a phenomenal job at acting like he feels pain? It’s incredible

  • @NavyVet4955
    @NavyVet4955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1606

    Props to the special effects crew, I almost thought that damage was real.

    • @doomdude6669
      @doomdude6669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's not???

    • @AllEyezOnDeRozan
      @AllEyezOnDeRozan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      @@doomdude6669 Yeah, Houston is so strong that the weedwacker broke and they had to use CGI for the rest of it

    • @PainRisk
      @PainRisk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@AllEyezOnDeRozan in Russia, weedwacker break you😂

    • @kay0gen479
      @kay0gen479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@doomdude6669 yeah houston is a god amongst us men and women

    • @doomdude6669
      @doomdude6669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kay0gen479 I worship this man

  • @davedahl4461
    @davedahl4461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    You are an epic hero. Receiving wounds that would finish most of us. Showing valor and bravery against the fickleness of fate.
    Also you’re way more interesting than most of the other channels…

  • @bradfromthewell
    @bradfromthewell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    That poor weed wacker! I hope it has a speedy recovery after the brutality Houston's legs inflicted.

    • @kr7zyftbl
      @kr7zyftbl 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      after 2 years the weed wacker has officially been pronounced dead due to impact (houstons shin) :(

  • @OcAirsoft
    @OcAirsoft 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    I’m waiting for an upload where Houston doesn’t trying to inflict pain on his body… must just be something in the water in flint 👀

    • @nsanity5950
      @nsanity5950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No full auto weed whackers in buildings

  • @TommyV440
    @TommyV440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    It started as a joke, but Houston is now closer than ever to being the toughest man in the world 👏

    • @EXPIOWA
      @EXPIOWA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mentally, top 1%.

    • @elielliott5507
      @elielliott5507 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No he is not he is just a body builder ddduuuhhh

    • @EXPIOWA
      @EXPIOWA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@elielliott5507 Many people would be crying in agony after any of the rougher ones. Probably also have some type of PTSD. Most people are weak minded when it comes to pain anymore.

    • @elielliott5507
      @elielliott5507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@EXPIOWA this is what hapens when i give my sis my phone

    • @EXPIOWA
      @EXPIOWA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly! What he puts himself through is tough stuff. Any of these injuries for a normal guy on the street would be a lifetime scar story. For Houston its just last week's video.
      99% of you can't do what he does. The 1% of you who can are terrifying.

  • @MrEsPlace
    @MrEsPlace ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Alright Houston, there's a machine called a "slice seeder" that has spinning blades that are supposed to dig ruts into the lawn and then put grass seed down. TruGreen uses these a lot. Get into a rocky space and they will throw rocks at your shins and ankles, I used to wear shin guards when I had to use one. A whole world of pain.
    Take the slice seeder and have it throw a whole bag of gravel at your ankles....

  • @RobertSmith-eb9xu
    @RobertSmith-eb9xu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    We love you Mark…it’s gotta be tough working for the strongest human in the universe.

  • @sircassie891
    @sircassie891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Having been hit by one of these, I can proudly say that you are the strongest man alive

    • @jessehardin8500
      @jessehardin8500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The best is when you hit a rock with the weed Wacker and that rock smacks you in the shin

    • @harpiessnow
      @harpiessnow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jessehardin8500 Had hit a battery that was hidden in the grass (city was forcing me to use one like a lawn mower) and it hit me in the inner thigh because of my stance. Made me tear up and had a HUGE bruise on my inner thigh for like a month. Glad it didn't jewel tap me.

    • @jeffrando
      @jeffrando 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jessehardin8500(2 years later) nah when the rock hits your face instead is insane too.

  • @CarterCraft
    @CarterCraft 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Really appreciating these weekly uploads Houston. I’m glad you took that break a few months ago and came back strong 💪🏻 one of your biggest fans brother. Keep up the bodybuilder vs content it’s super original

  • @BoRaiChoWins
    @BoRaiChoWins 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    You are absolute right you got my thumbs up. I love the content Houston.

  • @supershawn2414
    @supershawn2414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    It's amazing how after all these years he still makes great content

    • @GrimReaperz2o9
      @GrimReaperz2o9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He just films himself getting hurt and overreacting

    • @krishlorend.sinevasan6945
      @krishlorend.sinevasan6945 ปีที่แล้ว

      he's a big M

    • @GrimReaperz2o9
      @GrimReaperz2o9 ปีที่แล้ว

      @flompyBH1983 I don’t need to do this stupid shit I got a life ya nerd

  • @dadvsdad1470
    @dadvsdad1470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    As a true fan Houston i just want you to know I'd watch you do other things that don't cause you pain as well!

    • @mareklight6985
      @mareklight6985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol. Same.

    • @dadvsdad1470
      @dadvsdad1470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mareklight6985 I'd love to see him do some workout/training/challenge some "strongmen" like Robert Oberst orEddie Hall!

    • @umbra-rose6789
      @umbra-rose6789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you're implying he feels pain?

    • @dadvsdad1470
      @dadvsdad1470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@umbra-rose6789 the pain comes from his commitment to acting like it hurts. Plus he would save so much money on fake blood and make-up from the fake bruises and cuts!

    • @michaelhauser603
      @michaelhauser603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

  • @sputnikalgrim
    @sputnikalgrim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    If it seems like a really bad idea you can bet Houston will check the science behind it

  • @Goofnut264
    @Goofnut264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    0:11 my mom when I turn on the light of the car

  • @davidplaysgames8776
    @davidplaysgames8776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    You are literally doing this for content, your job, your lifestyle, you go through this just for us, you truly are one of the strongest men alive to be able to keep moving forward and keep doing this on the regular, if someone told me to hack at my calf with a string trimmer for “however much money” I would say HELL NO but the fact that you do this is truly respectable, I do really respect you, for your hardships, and your sacrifice, keep moving forward and keep on marching through the pain ( sorry for the cheese yea’ll)

  • @jasontanoko2181
    @jasontanoko2181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    10:50 That scream awakened every ancient spirit

  • @shimano423
    @shimano423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Much Respect Houston. The fact that you do this stuff for our entertai... Ehehm, Education is hard to believe! And with Humor!! Dude. You may say it with a smile on your face some days, but I see absolutely NO ONE else pulling the stunts you do. My Hat is off to you Sir. I've been hit by those things, as has many other guys (Gals). It freaking HURTS!

  • @Asymmetrical-Saggin
    @Asymmetrical-Saggin ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Weed whacker giving consent to be potentially injured so Houston can supply content. Absolute legends, the both of you.

  • @TenkYT
    @TenkYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I love how Houston reads his comments on every video and even replies to some of them. He makes great content always has and does this stuff for our entertainment and to prove he is a actual machine. The "Blood" in this video is not what you think. Its actually machine oil coming from the iron veins in his cyber body. Love yuh Houston, Hope your mental health is doing better and dont forget make content you enjoy making. Love you bro keep that head held high. Your a big inspiration to all of us.

    • @grekygrek
      @grekygrek 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's protein

  • @CurtisOnYoutube
    @CurtisOnYoutube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I just finished weed wacking my front snow bank here in the land of maple and beavers. I’m glad that I am aware of the damage this lawn friend can cause my beautiful ankles now. Thanks Houston!

  • @omegagreenbean8074
    @omegagreenbean8074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love how Mark is the calmest man in the world

  • @ChevyGuy70
    @ChevyGuy70 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I can officially say I can feel your pain for once😂 I work in a landscaping crew and was trimming the drainage ditches with a new guy. Trimmer kicked back on him and he didn’t know how to handle it and swing back an hit me straight across my chest. Wasn’t no box store trimmer either 😂 love your content Houston 👍😎

    • @QuestKim2374
      @QuestKim2374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pain? a Being such as The one and Only Houston Jones feels no such thing.

    • @metalpunk1234
      @metalpunk1234 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@QuestKim2374 maybe he's the apprentice of pain tolerant and houston is somewhat teaching him ti become stronger too. Lol

    • @yeexian6897
      @yeexian6897 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God damn that's gotta hurt like hell

    • @chlorophyll6154
      @chlorophyll6154 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You apprentice of Houston Jones??

    • @ChevyGuy70
      @ChevyGuy70 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yeexian6897 Probably the worst pain I have ever felt 😂

  • @reganjacklin
    @reganjacklin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:59 Houston still sporting injuries from his last video the show must go on. Our hero.

  • @noobsaibot9490
    @noobsaibot9490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Dude, this is gonna be epic. Everyone spread the word! Houston Jones worlds STRONGEST bodybuilder!

    • @NotTby2974
      @NotTby2974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well I mean if a mortal kombat character is telling you you're the strongest man you better believe it

    • @noobsaibot9490
      @noobsaibot9490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NotTby2974 And I am many. He is but one mortal soul!

  • @CheesyGhostOnToast
    @CheesyGhostOnToast 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    this dude is on another level with his pain tolerance. i just came across your channel so you know youre still growing. good stuff!

  • @flxurp
    @flxurp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    10:50 that scream echoed into the Underworld 😂

  • @rhettguillory45
    @rhettguillory45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This literally had me laughing out loud, thanks Houston!!

  • @camtrain1
    @camtrain1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I feel bad I feel like he should have way more subs for the amount of pain and torture this man goes through

    • @Isaacgames-ju8qv
      @Isaacgames-ju8qv ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah that’s the bad thing. Most people just think he’s an idiot

  • @harleybailey3991
    @harleybailey3991 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Houston you don't need to be hurting yourself to educate us but this is a really good learning for others all of your subscribers love you Houston ❤

  • @warrormac
    @warrormac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    12:30 just kept rubbing it. Whyyyyy. The pain. 😩

  • @kingofrandom2037
    @kingofrandom2037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    It's honestly crazy how much pain he can handle

    • @Whatsgoinon360
      @Whatsgoinon360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What pain he feels no pain he is Huston

  • @FadedFortunes
    @FadedFortunes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I really appreciate how the title implies there was an injury, truly a humorous man

  • @Lockinhardenemy
    @Lockinhardenemy ปีที่แล้ว +31

    10:50 that scream shattered my ear drums but was worth listening to

  • @piercecombs7598
    @piercecombs7598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hay Houston I just wanted to say how much I truly enjoy your videos and how they've helped me through some recent troubles, whenever I see one of your videos a smile comes to my face, thank you

  • @joelbiden6738
    @joelbiden6738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:59 the Walmart employee watching helplessly as I weed wack all of there pineapples

  • @huckleberryquinn9920
    @huckleberryquinn9920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Really shows how strong you are cause your comparison to a normal person got me thinking about my weed wackier incident… great video as always Houston, much love❤️ stay safe Houston!

  • @mattnorthernmn2803
    @mattnorthernmn2803 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Who's here after the bard wire weed whip video!? Think he needs to use a gas whip and re try the experiment

    • @drakongaming8537
      @drakongaming8537 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Plenty of us returned cause why not

  • @alanalton5179
    @alanalton5179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    How is Houston just wiping at it like that and not even phased I feel like I would pass out if I did that 12:10

    • @adonissmith7101
      @adonissmith7101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I felt chills oml

    • @XxFaZe_Shot
      @XxFaZe_Shot ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He built different, and he is probably use to doing that

  • @Th3w1r3L3sS
    @Th3w1r3L3sS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This was very fun and entertaining for my masochistic self. Thank you Houston and I hope that weed waker is fine after all that spilled oil.

  • @Sam-dt1kg
    @Sam-dt1kg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lets all appreciate the fact that Houston Jones does not take breaks in between his stunts, and constantly has severe wounds on his body allthe while staying jacked. IDK how anyone else in the world would be able to work out and do squats with those massive bruises... and the burns on his feet jesus christ

  • @Walter-k6n
    @Walter-k6n 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    His neighbors are prolly wondering why they hear a weed Wacker in the winter, let alone the weed Wacker stopping right before some man screaming

    • @NottomatoMPG
      @NottomatoMPG หลายเดือนก่อน

      Come on “probably” is easy to spell.

  • @Lambsauce127
    @Lambsauce127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Man you’re awesome but please don’t hurt yourself too bad, we care about you Houston!

  • @slyxb34st
    @slyxb34st 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I always wanted to do this as a kid. Thank you for saving me the trouble!!

  • @xtoxicxxkitten8875
    @xtoxicxxkitten8875 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    There's a bunch of comments about 10:50 and I now see why 😂. That scream was so accurate honestly 🤣

  • @libertarianman69
    @libertarianman69 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I had a guy working for me a few years ago and he talked about how much experience he had with the weed eater and on his very first day I watched him get done with the ditch and step up on the road and throw the weed eater over his shoulder but he did it while it was still wound out and he let off the gas for some reason right when it hit his shoulder and he's a really tall guy with really long arms so the string of the weed eater got him in the back and tore his shirt and made about six strikes across his back and was bleeding like crazy. I never seen someone scream like that my whole life. LOL

    • @beautywithbrodie8715
      @beautywithbrodie8715 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂 you worked hard to write this

    • @LouBuckzz
      @LouBuckzz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beautywithbrodie8715LMAOOO

    • @rod1499
      @rod1499 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy run on punctuationless sentences Batman!

  • @joshabbott3227
    @joshabbott3227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Already know this is gonna be a good one. Why is Houston so Incredible at acting like he’s in pain?

  • @omniking519
    @omniking519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The little dance he did at 4:48

    • @XxFaZe_Shot
      @XxFaZe_Shot ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And he got mad and kicked the wall 🧱

  • @nachosbutmine400
    @nachosbutmine400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3:33 nah man its just a scratch

    • @OddboiYT
      @OddboiYT 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tis but a scratch

  • @dannyfredericks7063
    @dannyfredericks7063 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I feel so bad. 0:50

  • @zacksal2269
    @zacksal2269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    At first the, "strongest man on earth" thing was just a joke. Now it's like.... actually legit.

  • @hawkgirl0912
    @hawkgirl0912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I can honestly say this Houston, if it was one of us, the videos would be released every other month! That might be enough time for us mere mortals to heal up!😂

  • @bushhippie7372
    @bushhippie7372 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Been weed whacking at work for years. Even when you’re a pro they find a way to hurt you. My favorite is the pebble or wood chip to the shin.

  • @brianbonacci9566
    @brianbonacci9566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bro I don’t think ur ever gonna read this, but thank you for everything do man it’s really cool I know your sacrificing your body for us , just know that I appreciate you stay strong lol

  • @_daldoly_
    @_daldoly_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I was just in a bike accident and got the worst road rash the doctors have seen in years, and broke my pelvic bone and hip, and the road rash hurts 9,251,748,426x worse than the broken bones even when bearing all my weight on them. I HAVE to give you MADDDDDD props for intentionally giving yourself what could technically be considered road rash to the extent that you did here. I would say your shins are made of more than titanium man! this is insane! you are insane...ly strong!!! 😂😂❤️❤️💪💪

    • @Bongdog420
      @Bongdog420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am a cyclist and i fell while riding fast downhill it was unimaginably painful and i got 2nd degree burna all over my leg and arm and they would constantly bleed
      and after a while the bleeding stopped but fluids were leaking and i couldn't sit or sleep. Hope you are ok

    • @_daldoly_
      @_daldoly_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bongdog420 damn man that sounds rough! I really hope that you're doing okay as well!! if you ever have any road rash/burn again it will help lotttss applying some polysporin, then putting some xeroform petrolatum dressing over it, and then covering it with some sterile non stick padding and taping it up to help keep the moisture in, and changing it all out every 24 hours. my accident was on sep 28th and I also had 3rd degree burns on it as well, but now after doing those steps every 24 hours my raod rash is completely healed up! also applying some lidocaine aloe gel to numb it before cleaning it with some medline skintegrity wound cleanser helps alottt with the pain! you can get all of this on Amazon and it's all medical grade products so it's extremely safe and helps tons! I hope this information helps if needed in the future man! hope you're all good and never have to deal with that again brother!

    • @_daldoly_
      @_daldoly_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bongdog420 I have a video up now as well I made with all the right medical supplies to be used to properly clean road rash and for it to heal very fast! it was filmed on Oct 23rd and now it's completely healed up!

    • @KintexWarrior
      @KintexWarrior ปีที่แล้ว

      The most random number 💀

    • @_daldoly_
      @_daldoly_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KintexWarrior 😂😂😂

  • @juy_guy
    @juy_guy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I just found this guy, but I want to know if he has ever done the unthinkable. That being purposely hitting your shins with a scooter repeatedly. If he hasn't, and if he does in the future, I might have to start worshipping him.

  • @willmcnames5102
    @willmcnames5102 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:51 that bruise be poppin

  • @JeremiahYouTube-zw8hi
    @JeremiahYouTube-zw8hi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This guy is truly the strongest man ever

  • @joeblo7027
    @joeblo7027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wish the weed wacker a speedy recovery from the unbearable ammount of damage it took from the old H TRAIN's leg

  • @PatienceGXbox
    @PatienceGXbox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wasnt grossed out till he super hard wiped it off with a cloth at 12:00

  • @hamishfinlay7245
    @hamishfinlay7245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:28 that noise he makes ahahaha

  • @Hannah7Banana
    @Hannah7Banana 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:49 THIS MOMENT WAS SO UNEXPECTED IM DYING 💀💀💀

  • @daltonparker7792
    @daltonparker7792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The pure horror I had as a child with how much my grandpa warned me about getting hit with the business end of a weed whacker…

  • @kylepickering5202
    @kylepickering5202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:07 you’re welcome

  • @panic_to_not_try5884
    @panic_to_not_try5884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've actually done this before. I accidentally turned on the Weed Wacker on myself for a few seconds because my reaction time is fairly slow. Now my leg permanently looks like a zebra.

  • @Asherfr1
    @Asherfr1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Respect this guy he does stuff that even I won’t want to do even my dad doesn’t even want to do it and he looks just like Houston Joan with muscles respect him

  • @darianmclaurin531
    @darianmclaurin531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:25 Super funny

  • @kariko07
    @kariko07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No one mentioning the fact he’s calling a pineapple a melon?!

  • @solidg3legend868
    @solidg3legend868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Not gonna lie i used to always be scared being hit by those and to see it happen in that case just confirms my fears. You have the most badass pain tolerance in the world.

    • @metalpunk1234
      @metalpunk1234 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well by all means, always wear the thickest pants you got but never shorts like houston here, and also always have the guards too, for safety measure, but damn, houston is the craziest of them all. Lmao

  • @uncletacosupreme7023
    @uncletacosupreme7023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Asking a guy to hit your legs with a weed eater and then calling him stupid for doing it wrong. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im freaking dead man. I love this channel.

  • @princesstanya705
    @princesstanya705 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i thought this would trigger my sh issues buh surprisingly it didn’t and now i can’t stop watching it 😭

    • @angel-by9hv
      @angel-by9hv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here 💀

    • @Jayonpaws13
      @Jayonpaws13 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yea i thought so too but i love this channel! hope your doing well tho

  • @binglemccringle705
    @binglemccringle705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:30
    something about the back and forth on how that built
    "its feminine"
    "you shitting on women?"
    "H I T - E M"

  • @ItzNotSolastalgia
    @ItzNotSolastalgia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:58 why does he sound like Poofesure lmaoo

  • @SamanthaThurman-q2g
    @SamanthaThurman-q2g 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The bruise on his leg from the previous videos😭

  • @ruku7505
    @ruku7505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bro you can see how bad this is for his body… he must constantly be in so much pain

  • @Albatross0913
    @Albatross0913 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:45 Houston, pineapples are not melons

    • @ZakeZw
      @ZakeZw ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts

  • @ST-nh7uh
    @ST-nh7uh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Self harm for yt ultimate pushing 🅿️

  • @spiritualdrip1869
    @spiritualdrip1869 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That tom scream! 😂10:51

  • @Its_Boogie
    @Its_Boogie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:50 *that angle bro why*

  • @CatKotGato
    @CatKotGato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:32 I came here fore gore came out with a need for glasses.

  • @KevinJones-bt7ib
    @KevinJones-bt7ib 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Looks like one of the harshest experiments I've ever seen you do, very brave and very stupid tbh ha ha👍

    • @metalpunk1234
      @metalpunk1234 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine if that had blades, not gonna be a good look either if weed wackers are capable of that, damn. Lmao

  • @wmshmepps9037
    @wmshmepps9037 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel awe full watching this but yet I can’t stop

  • @MalcolmCrouch
    @MalcolmCrouch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I truly love this man, never have I felt so swoned from such perfection ❤

  • @jpn8959
    @jpn8959 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:19 ahh so it's not sexual tension, it's metal plates.

  • @justintyme4690
    @justintyme4690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:22 wow Houston. You got a really nice package there bro.

  • @dominickyoung88
    @dominickyoung88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:51 when u step on a nail, when your heart gets broken, anything that you can think will lead to a scream like this....lmao

  • @Anduehan97
    @Anduehan97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this was a very educational video, thank you for teaching us houston

  • @Jake-tw8qr
    @Jake-tw8qr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the COMPLETELY unscuffed work boots at 0:20, Mark not knowing how to start a weed eater, Hilarious. Also, I know this is getting De-Moneyed, so i guess i will have to order some manscaped shit. Cheers, Great video!

  • @trashersoii
    @trashersoii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Coyote Peterson vs Houston Jones
    who you got

  • @thelastyoutuber9090
    @thelastyoutuber9090 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everytime mark attacks out of nowhere it kills me 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @cjarce2083
    @cjarce2083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Look at his thigh at 1:43 it’s all bruised

    • @Zooface1234
      @Zooface1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That flail left its mark