I just realized that Jerma's videos are so feel-good. Like they make you laugh but not way too much that it makes you feel like your ribs are going to pop out. Although I'm 100% sure that's what some of his fans feel when watching some of his videos.
Hahaha, the pyro that airblasts you and Star off the cliff at 3:00 was Katsy?, a Pro TF2 Highlander Pyro Main. You might have made her pub frag vid. :P
Muselk I have flagged your comment for abuse, hijacking and racism. How dare you not love your goldfish. They love you so much. All they have is you, and you don't mention that you love them. HOW DARE YOU.
This is like the video game version of using somebody else's arms while holding your own arms behind your back so the other person's arms look like yours.
Just found your account and i love you guys already , havent played tf2 in so long so having nostalgic feelings about tf2 and laughing with your commentary is just awesome :D
No, that's a real sunbeam bills. I know the guy who got it, his name is Haji and he finding and reporting an exploit for Valve that involved giftapults.
5:35 How old🕒⏳ is this 👉lemonade🥤? I'm going to have to find this out 🔍👀 _gulp_ *ooooOOOOUUUUUHHHH* 😫 Oh, that was gross🤢! Oh that was disgusting, dude🤮 *uhg* Wait, you told me not to😲? Aw, shit💩 I wouldn't've done it🚫🙅
Just think, you could've gone your entire life without writing this. And yet here we are. Are you happy that you did? Do you feel accomplished? You shouldn't be. All you should be feeling is deep, burning shame.
@@im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username I'm happy for what I did, I feel accomplished and I already feel a deep, burning shame because the leader of my country is a dumb-ass.
I feel like there should have been a moment where a spy disguised as Jerma but Star honestly thought it was him before he backstabbed him, causing utter confusion.
1:23 I'm that random spy with the Unusual Bill's and a Sapper. Didn't know I was playing with you guys lol. The friend I was playing with was really pissed off at STAR_ constantly headshotting him. I'm not surprised anymore haha.
please do more of this heavy distraction/command vid. It was awesome, but you need ground rules, like if an enemy approaches, punch it, if a medic/sentry is near, shoot it. Just common sensical built in directives. loved it though!
I do wish jerma uploaded more, but I fear that if he did, the quality would go down. But in a way, with him not uploading a lot, it gives me something to look forward to m, thank you jerma.
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"Why is he even here? Let's be realistic about this!" is just a damn funny thing to yell out in knee-jerk fit of frustration.
2:58
All Star had to do was turn on auto-attack.
Jerma could barely handle follow-me, I think auto-attack might have been beyond him.
Jerma didn’t do it right
A-move into the enemy base on spawn.
Bold of you to assume Jerma's brain allows him to do 2 things when he can barely do one.
@@Sergmanny46 i commented this 7 years ago
You need more badges to have HEAVY listen to you
You need more heavies to play this Heavy game!
This is really heavy
4:55 That Pyro coming in out of nowhere with the homewrecker is underrated
Lmfao good catch. TF2 was the best for random shit every game.
I like how he also went after the dispenser of all things.
A true agent of chaos
there was literally a heavy with the fists of steel tanking the sentry's fire. it was the perfect opportunity and they died for it
hearing STAR_ scream "fuCKING CHRIST" after getting destroyed is the best thing ever.
Agreed
4:11 everything about that had me freaking die laughing XD the way the freaking gibus flips off the spy;s head as the falls backwards. so perfect
"I heard a pyro taunting" is the best last words I've ever heard.
4:11 was surprisingly brutal
Like a new Vegas potshot
Hey guys did you see the top comment Jerma's default position is on ster *muah muah*
I find a deep irony in the fact that someone named "Inept Guard" killed Jerma.
+addcommand jerma_foward+mouse1
Learn, star.
do you mean:
alias +jerma_foward "+foward"
bind mouse1 +foward
"HE'S DISTRACTED, HE'S DISTRACTED!" "Eat your Sandvich."
10/10 strats
I just realized that Jerma's videos are so feel-good.
Like they make you laugh but not way too much that it makes you feel like your ribs are going to pop out.
Although I'm 100% sure that's what some of his fans feel when watching some of his videos.
5:10 always makes me laugh SO HARD!
Hahaha, the pyro that airblasts you and Star off the cliff at 3:00 was Katsy?, a Pro TF2 Highlander Pyro Main. You might have made her pub frag vid. :P
Katsy? Never heard of her tbh xD
***** Lol
***** There are some tactics to it, if you want to be a more successful and team-supporting pyro.
***** W+M1 is the bread and butter of any pyro though, no matter how good. The skill comes knowing when to airblast and flares.
***** Pyro is OP? LOL
Its all because he didn't use an aggressive stance. He should've told him to switch to his mini gun and just kill everything he sees.
These are some next level strats!
Do you expect any different out of someone like Jerma?
muselk love your vids to :3
João Alves And I love you!
Muselk I have flagged your comment for abuse, hijacking and racism. How dare you not love your goldfish. They love you so much. All they have is you, and you don't mention that you love them. HOW DARE YOU.
***** GOLDFISH MURDERED MY FAMILY YOU BASTARD!
I love these Sterma videos. They're my fav kind of jerma vids.
Same here, they're always funny
is there any other kind? like really..
3:51
That spy he killed has a nice name.
Do you play tf2? SUCH WOW
Such a good name.
I was secretly the shpee.
SQRTdude youre here to? Wow
Ster is mad Pt 1
I wanna see a video of Jerma using the Fan o War, to mark the targets. So Star can "Airstrike" as Air Striker/B.A.S.E Jumper. I WOULD LAUGH SO MUCH
Jerma was on Star like a butter on a bagel.
Ooh, Jerma IS in the mood for Star, mwah mwah mwah
the way jerma says "affirmative", hes just downright confirming, hes referencing to C&C.
4:13 Pash the Whiskey
5:32 Jerma drinks Jarate.
This is like the video game version of using somebody else's arms while holding your own arms behind your back so the other person's arms look like yours.
Just found your account and i love you guys already , havent played tf2 in so long so having nostalgic feelings about tf2 and laughing with your commentary is just awesome :D
I don't understand how Jerma has as little subs as he does
How many subs did he have
well now he gets 40k people watching live, and $5000 in 10 minutes
well now he gets 40k people watching live, and $5000 in 10 minutes
@@ComradeSpookfessor well now he gets 40k people watching live, and zerks for 10 minutes
@@ComradeSpookfessor well now he gets 10 people watching live, and $40k in 5000 minutes
4:39
Ah, that's how Heavy resists so many bullets. He's not strong, he's just high from the heroin!
i still cannot get over how like 80% of the kills ster made were melee. there were like 2 headshots but thats it
Love you're videos! Keep up the good work. Jerma
I love that pyro that ran into the sentry nest with them, homewrecker in hand, and out of everything there, decided to attack the dispenser
This whole video is how the American troops feel
Sunbeams Bill's Hat, Katsy, and Squirtdude are all in this video. This is a famous video because of it.
Definitely not because these two are funny together.
MrGamegurukid and getawhale
didn't know who either of those people were before I read these comments
an unusual bills hat doesnt exist, and i have no clue who the two people you listed are.
lmao yeah they do exist
sunbeams bills at 1:22 o.O
and katsy? o.O
im pretty sure its his glasses that are unsuaul not the bills
The DeerSlayer could you get a dueler forever lol
Unusual gabe glasses don't exist. A bills does.
No, that's a real sunbeam bills. I know the guy who got it, his name is Haji and he finding and reporting an exploit for Valve that involved giftapults.
I feel that this video is underrated
5:12 The Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Star: *gets flanked by a pyro, immediately blames his own team*
CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN! ORDERS PLEASE! ORDERS PLEASE!
Orders are to annoy STAR!
*dies*
5:35
How old🕒⏳ is this 👉lemonade🥤? I'm going to have to find this out 🔍👀
_gulp_
*ooooOOOOUUUUUHHHH* 😫
Oh, that was gross🤢! Oh that was disgusting, dude🤮
*uhg*
Wait, you told me not to😲? Aw, shit💩 I wouldn't've done it🚫🙅
Just think, you could've gone your entire life without writing this. And yet here we are. Are you happy that you did? Do you feel accomplished? You shouldn't be. All you should be feeling is deep, burning shame.
@@im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username I'm happy for what I did, I feel accomplished and I already feel a deep, burning shame because the leader of my country is a dumb-ass.
60 segonds
i still say that phrase til this day
4:05 The *one* time it worked, it was a dead-ringer.
"Oh yooou... WTF is THIS hat!?" 3:10 - 3:25
3:20, "Ooooh you... WHAT THE F*** IS THIS HAT?!"
It's 3AM, thanks Jerma to coming to my rescue at this hour, even if you didn't help STAR_. =P
Jerma's videos are always just full of humor and awesome (: love the vids dude!
I love these two so much jfc
When you are up at 2 am and on TH-cam, watching Jerma is so much more godly. Keep up the good work Jerma :D
I couldn't even breath during this
I laughed so much at 1:05 that I spit milk on my cat xD (lesson learned never watch jerma with whilst drinking milk xD
A server with Katsy?, Getawhale ( ex tv commentator), and a game breaking glitch whistleblower, what are the chances?
1:23 Sunbeam Bill's SUPER RARE and Jerma doesn't seem to care even though it went pass him.
"walk at this heavy" few seconds later "you didnt do it right..." "HOW DO YOU NOT DO THAT RIGHT!"
I feel like there should have been a moment where a spy disguised as Jerma but Star honestly thought it was him before he backstabbed him, causing utter confusion.
The love the ending...
how the sphee just......*pauses.*
Sphee speak.....this is enemy?.....erm.....other heavy is punching hm....SPHEE! *Stabs*
I just finished watching Jerma only to find A NEW JERMA VIDEO!!! YAY!!!
I just realized that the pyro that killed them at the beginning is katsy a plat pyro (and a couple other off classes)
@@dendo20p well horribly outdated now but she was a competitive tf2 player who was really good and mained pyro
@@dendo20p bold of you to assume overwatch is alive lmao
A TF2 video on Jerma's channel? And with STAR_ in it? Woah, this is a crazy new direction for you guys.
Can we just appreciate that Jerma’s most healed as heavy is 150
I love how jerma didn't react at all to the sunbeams bill
Distraction Heavy's true task is to distract STAR_ for playing decent
playing this in .5 speed = marijuanas
Star_ is Mad Part Distraction.
5:35
* Insert pee joke here*
1:22 holdup...
was that what i think it was?
yep a unusual bill's
1:23 I'm that random spy with the Unusual Bill's and a Sapper.
Didn't know I was playing with you guys lol.
The friend I was playing with was really pissed off at STAR_ constantly headshotting him.
I'm not surprised anymore haha.
4:46 Full Spectrum Warrior in a nutshell.
You will not shoot back at these insurgents unless you are instructed to.
Star has the best command.
The last thing I'll say before I die will be "Let's be realistic about this!"
that pyro that killed him and then star in the biginning was actually a she... it was Katsy, the pyro from MTS, i think...
4:12 I don't think it's possible to get more rekt than that.
Yes it is. 5:10
1:08 Getawhale was there. And then 1:22 spy with Sunbeams Bill's hat just chillin'.
4:32
D-DON'T SAAAY SWEARS.
Damn, the new Ashe rework looks cool
Dude, no offence but you're laugh is so contagious and makes me laugh every time :D !
These men are artists of comedy. We are all blessed
In this video Mistress Star regrets ever buying Jerma.
1:23 THATS THE GUY WHO GOT THE SUNBEAMS BILLS HAT SKBEWJBDEBSMDKKFRJJEEBSKFJEBSMFKF MUCH JEALOUS SUCH GOOD LOOK
You have healed more as a Heavy this round than your previous best.
Gotta love these Jermbo And Shtur_ vids :D
there's servers (uber upgrades) when you can get full resistance to everything and be a huge distraction
That pyro was on Menace to Society
1:22 sunbeams bill's HOLY FUCKING CRAP
You could say he was heavily distracting, har har har
1:22 sunbeams bills hat? Is that a server plugin, did he find a game changing bug? Or is it an unusual to something else just with the bills on.
please do more of this, this is fucking awesome
4:12
I think that was the cleanest headshot I have ever seen.
This is like the polar opposite of Star's High Speed Distraction video.
Low Speed Distraction.
I expected STAR_ to jump down a pit. Then, since Jerma has no pole to tether to, he blows up in confusion.
Jerma and Star_ try out a kinky sub/dom relationship with disastrous results
please do more of this heavy distraction/command vid. It was awesome, but you need ground rules, like if an enemy approaches, punch it, if a medic/sentry is near, shoot it. Just common sensical built in directives. loved it though!
4:33 "You're supposed to shooting them!" - Jerma
4:31 To be fair, he did "eat it".
The bot AI that we see in TF2 today was likely developed using a derivative of Jerma's behavior in this video.
he was more interested in the pyro hat when there was a sunbeams bills
The title should be "A heavy distraction"
I do wish jerma uploaded more, but I fear that if he did, the quality would go down. But in a way, with him not uploading a lot, it gives me something to look forward to m, thank you jerma.
How would uploading more vids make the quality in his vids go down?
3:20 "Oh youuu... WTF IS THIS HAT?!"
Jerma's attention span is even shorter than his height.
Love your vids jerma!!!
Such a fitting ending, the true distraction was Jerma being used as bait for Ster's kill count.