TF2: Garbage Guardians
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ก.ย. 2024
- Jerma and I relentlessly defend the garbage from all foreign invaders, utilizing techniques such as the people's elbow.
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Coming back to see a classic...like an aged wine
Nothing finer than an old video from a popular youtuber back in the golden age of TF2
Sad to see
Man I missed watching Star_ back in 2014. That was around when he started to get sick of TF2 though.
Wine? You mean champagne? Mwwahhhahhhh the French...
@@fawfuls 2014 was the peak of STAR. It was in 2015 where he started slowing down.
This video has gone from a funny bit to a staple of my childhood
How old are you?
RIGHT??
myself included I still remember the first time I watched the is video in 2014
Yeah, crazy
0:19 - Pirate Spy
1:40 - Pirate Pyro
3:00 - Pirate Scout
Lambda Merc YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A PYRO
Thanks
7:20 Pirate ice cream truck
It's so sad what happened to Jerma. 6 years ago he was just having fun singing pirate songs, but now he's over 2 billion dollars in debt and has had to resort to selling pictures of his humungous dumptruck ass online to pay it off. Really tragic...
what
That PYSCHOTIC STREAMER deserves it!
@@laurawishart5225 Jerma lost a bet and is currently 1.5 billion dollars in debt.
@@laurawishart5225 you missed multiple whole arcs dude there was the Vegas arc the debt arc the geology arc the carnival arc then there was the human sims house arc you have a lot to catch up on
@@TheLunarMan live slug reaction
Huh, jerma's song is described in the wikipedia page for The Girl I left Behind.
_"The main tune of the song was used by Jerma985 (an American TH-camr/Gamer) as a joke in one of STAR's (Another American TH-camr/Gamer) videos which has made it famous in the world of Team Fortress 2 as 'Jerma's Pirate song', despite having absolutely nothing to do with pirates."_
+AnErectCock™ where?
+Kevin Kwong Wikipedia
+AnErectCock™ Well, it's gone. Pity.
+Mario Hyrulia fixed it
FlawedSoul
Success my friend, though you might want to make it look more official-like if you want it to stay.
In the meantime, screenshoot that page and upload it.
0:32 But the game IS the hats Star...
Strange to see a comment from RT that is 4 years old with no likes.
Hello Irish Tuber
Need...More...Hat
Damn. 6 years
You
2:49
I'm almost a whole 9 years late into making this comment, almost an entire *fucking decade* just think about this question Star asks: "why did your hat come out of my face?"
Before this bug was known, imagine that. How this is basically one of the most natural ways to ask this question and how *completely stupidly weird* this would sound to jerma. The juxtaposition of "the only thing I can ask this" vs "I have literally no idea what this is supposed to mean".
I love English. I love tf2. I love sterma. I love you, random comment reader.
how beautiful
Picture this: you’re extremely drunk at 2 am in the middle of 2020, the somg The Girl I Left Behind Me comes up on your music playlist and you then google it. You find a version of it and half the comments are talking about guarding garbage and suddenly your remeber this video and you’re transported back more than half a decade.
Just rewatxhed this video and I’m both proud and ashamed to say that I could also remember this video word for word. It wad definitely a much simpler time in life when Ster actually uploaded to this channel
This is the best comment I’ve seen from rewatching all these old treasures really miss these simpler times
"How could you do this to 2 men while in your underwear?"
STAR_, 2014
Bishop Alexander In your underweaaarr.... The horror.... ;-;
Do you like the video?
Calling my question absurd is so mean of you.
+alphamoonman what kinda question is that, not even referring to the original subject?
alphamoonman The video was uploaded in 2014, plus your question doesn't relate to my comment that well.
Bishop Alexander
#offtopiccommentseverywhere
3:00 has to be one of the funniest moments in Jerma history... And that's a lot of history
how are you keeping up with the history now
@@squabbledOwO I'm frightened
is it weird that I actually find Jerma's pirate song enjoyable?
What's the name of it?
@@ExtraAudioIhadtocuttosavetime The girl I left behind me
@@ExtraAudioIhadtocuttosavetime just search for jerma's pirate marching band
No
it would be wierd if you didn't
A DOUBLE ROCK BOTTOM!
In your underwear...
^the most immature joke on earth
41Extremo lmao
Jevology - The study of Jev sir
Jevology - The study of Jev That's what he said in the video...
Robert Plant? Why did you kill the heavies? why you of ALL PEOPLE!?
Guess he wasn't feeling a Whole Lotta Love.
He wasn't In The Mood for their shenanigans.
his K-D Ratio was in danger
Hover Bot Either way they were Trampled Under Foot.
He sent them on a stairway to heaven
I started playing again for the last few days after about a 4 - 5 year hiatus, saw this video pop up in my recommended, and after watching it again for some good ol nostalgia I learned about the new update and played my first few games of casual where my team had 2 spies that referenced the pirate spy clip and started singing the tune Jerma was doing in the voice chat, suffice to say that we lost most of those games but holy hell, to see people in my first game calling back to some of the best times made me smile.
Are they guarding the trash? Or adding to it?
OHHHHHHHHHH
...both
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+Lazy Green Wow, you're hard
HHHHHHHHHHO
0:19 I still quote this on a near daily basis
Happy 10th birthday to my beloved garbage guardians
we’re all old as dirt lmao
Star and Jerma: The only people who can make doing next to nothing in a random crevice entertaining.
I only came here for jerma's marching band
Pirate marching band
last time, you exterminated that minamitsu girl
3:44 Me at math class.
Me during school lessons.
LUA Scripting in a nutshell
Equations that take up an entire 3 pages.
This is just another example of why Star_ is the Sweet Genius!
Did you just say... "Sweet Genius?"
*Triggered STAR_ in the distance*
MMM, CUPCAKES~!
@@Kaiveran You're secret ingredient.... IS.... Duck-ness.
the Lethal Company stream brought me to this video, these guys have always been hilarious
Description: Jerma and me..
Actually it should be Jerma And I.
Star, I am much disappoint.
You changed my life
STAR_ You're right.
STAR_ I'm letting you off this time, but next time you'll have to write lines.
Hiu Lok Chan why not?
so we played The Girl I Left Behind in school band last year, and my only other friend who watches you two instantly made eye contact with me and at the time we planned to wear pirate hats for the concert. never happened and we fucked up the performance, but
That sucks
but what
arin hanson BUT WHAT?
arin hanson
4 months and the cliffhanger is still at high.
Find out what happened next time on "arin hansons fucked performance"
BUT WHAT
Coming back to a classic, this has influenced me to get into marching songs
West point march is really nice
"He's just like, 'We're Idiots"
*Scouts leaves*
"Aaaaahhh"
*Scout dies*
"Who's the idiot now?"
Look up at the kill feed. 4eyesPoler, the Scout that ran off actually killed an enemy Scout.
K MT Oh yeah..
VacuumSpace I have a screen shot of me killing that scout (victorcosta.pb) with the rescue ranger, next time he'll think twice before crossing paths.
2:46
Jerma's flamethrower is floating where he usually stands
2:47
Jerma's hat flies out of star's face
JERMA IS GHOST CONFIRMED
Someone was watching this during a fucking assignment while I was in collage today. The room was absolute silent I heard muffled singing coming from his earphones and when I turned around to see what it was it was on this part: 3:00 and I fucking died of laughter.
I was watching Spongebob with my 4 year old sister and while in the Krusty Krab I just hear in the background music...
do do do do do do dododododo dodo do do do do do do
EVEN NICKELODEON THOUGHT IT WAS A PIRATE SONG!
underwater /= pirate
@@imslamming That's why he used the song
A classic tf2 episode.
Yes, I'm calling this a tf2 episode". How else would you describe it?
K
+Kreygasmerino Kripperino J
a video.
I just noticed Jerma was wearing the gloves of running urgently for the icon alerting everyone else that he is indeed a pirate.
Rare footage of a premium TF2 player opting to a friendly playstyle.
+Doug Stakk (ThePizzaLovingTurtle) It's even harder to find a f2p player opting to a friendly playstyle ._.
pls tell me how to find those guys
+michaelthewither One cannot simply befriend a F2P
+ipodFreek24 I found one, oh wait, he's also a local friend, well...
+Wei Zhao SCOUT IS LOVE, SCOUT IS LIFE
LIFE IS SCOUT, LOVE IS SCOUT
3:40 ruined my vocabulary forever. I do this shit at random in public now
I’m glad I’m not the only one. I use the dpi switch on my mouse almost exclusively to nod faster when quoting this video lol
Im surprise that star didnt use the little pirate jingle as a hit sound
I know I would have.
fun fact
stars sweet genius video was actually retweeted by ron ben israel himself!
not the monster you thought he was no?
5:24 “he hit my friend. What do you think is gonna happen” 🥺🥺🥺🥺
A DOUBLE ROCK BOTTOM
A DOUBLE ROCK BOTTOM
Jerma + Star_ = Hilarity ensues
God this games peak was glorious
2:16 I want that as a hitsound.
+Infinatious I still want that as a hitsound
+derpedupkicks so do I.
Hinobu ;-; thank you
Hinobu Oh my god thank you.
7:23 LETHAL COMPANY FORESHADING????
Degreaser + Flare Gun + Axtinguisher = Not OP
Mini-Sentries = OP
-Star_
He used the third degree.
I suppose it does at least require some degree of skill to use Pyro Combos, even if it is only with weapon switching.
As opposed to "plonk down mini in mid-battle, kill everything around"
pikamario99 Considering that 2 axtinguisher hits can take down an overhealed heavy. What skill is there required?
I'd rather deal with two of the switchy, crit pyros than one gunslinger engie.
waawamellon The only classes that have trouble with a minisentry is scout and maybe pyro, its rare that I find an enginner that I truly can't deal with.
7 years ago jfc.....
Hello :)
Back before Jerma committed those heinous murders...
Yar har fiddley dee
Jerma's a pirate it's alright to be
Does what he wants 'cause a pirate is free
He is a pirate!
Yar har fiddly dee
Jerma's a pirate and Jerma's a shpee!
I HAVE HAD THE PIRATE SPY SONG STUCK IN M HEAD FOR NINE GODDAMN YEARS
I have more fun watching STAR_ play TF2 than I ever will have actually PLAYING TF2.
I just don't enjoy playing TF2 very much.
It's gotten boring sadly :/
2much f2players make the game boring!!!
Muslim Muslimov What have F2Players got to do with making the game boring? I'm a F2P and can usually wreck shit with my mega awesome Ghostly Gibus
Harry Flacks no just no the gibus is poison just no
the gibus is the worst hat you have no skill if you wear it
I guess it's only a matter of time until _Star and Jerma will merge their channels into one...
ding dong u were wrong
Jerma has been a consistent source of memes for nearly a decade
No way this was 7 years ago…
I love whatever guttural noise Jerma makes at 6:24
"Why do they keep coming here?"
*25 feet away from Enemy Spawn*
that dancing jack sparrow shall inhabit my dreams
Still holds up 9 years later
That's not a pirate song! It's like, an american marching band song or something!
Ster_ Just said that, please watch the whole video.
MrBlinza he was quoteing his favorite part i think
Seth Zero this has nothing to do with pirates!
Alexander Rollins lol
Seth Zero Oh, in that case.
go stur
Im the scout at 3:50 lol. Someone added me on steam (from this vid) & told me about it lol. When he said I was confused, I was actually snapping a picture of them. I thought seeing players under a bridge, doing nothing, while being on top of trash, was hilarious lol.
The subplot of this video is actually, coincidentally, a major plot in the TF2 game itself, which is that Pyros fucking ruin everything.
This is one of the best youtube videos of all time.
I still die laughing every time I hear 2:15 "mmm... cupcakes".
Yesterday I stumbled upon koth_king, last time I played on this map was about 1-2 years ago, I left spawn ad solider, I walked passed the garbage area... I slowly walked backwards, turned around, pressed G and saluted
BRUUUH YOU WALK AS SOLDIER???? BRUYHHHH MOMETNTENNE ROCKET JUMP OR DIE
It felt like this video came out yesterday. Now it’s been 6 years.
"He hit my friend, what do you think is gonna happen"
I almost shed a tear :')
Jerma hasn't changed in 10 years.
June 4th 2014 the Pirate Spy incident
i can't believe its been 6 years....
im sobbing
I just ate a Klondike bar.
I really think jerma and star created the modern humor
I can’t be the only one rewatching these treasures and looking at the newest comments
This video is a classic
6:53 ONE PUUUNCH
I like this better than the slow orchestral version
Oh the old times are sweet
To this day I still sing out the little diddy Jerma sings and laugh about how much of a pirate song it isn't
I miss watching star play TF2 while Jerma just messes around
"Why did your hat just come out of my face?"
These videos are a timeless master piece
Them hiding by the trash waiting for the battle to be over felt like a scene with the Henchmen from Venture Bros
ster said "it all started with garbage guardians" in the Annoying Spies video, but it actually started out on Jerma's Corner Creeps video on January 28th of the same year he posted this one
I too watched all 7 minutes in less than a minute.
"THE PIRATE SPY"
Me in 2020:"HE DID IT, HE SAID THE LINE"
3:21 You know, if I ever get cash, I wanna commission an SFM of 3:21 forwards.
Sounds like Holst, so British, not American, STAR_.
I'm American. Everything is American.
STAR_ tru
STAR_ That's the spirit!
Ultraflame64 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ultraflame64 no :3
I.. I.. I just fricken love this video right now that I'm watching it for the second time xD
Personally, my own habbit and intuition always tell me to look around corners and pay attention to small areas that might contain a threat. Thus that small garbage corner is something I too would turn and look.
FERST LOLOOLOOLOOLOL EVRE1 CARES
Sorry to break it to you shrek... but I was ;(
Shrek is love
Check yourself before you shrek yourself ;~;
Hello Ogrelord.
stop shrek, get out of here before you cause more progrems
2:53
anyone else hear the helicopter above star's house?
I thought it was a water bomber helicopter near my house and I panicked at thought it was a bushfire... lel.
bendybus same with me lmao
Pirate Song timestamps:
0:21 | 1:40 | 3:01 | 7:13
You are a saint
It's not pirate song? Childhood ruined.
Nikolas Orava Go to Rule 34, you will thank me later.
+SeSmokki that's not the correct use for rule 34
Kek, 34 likes on me comment.
SeSmokki Still, not the correct use for rule 34 :P
iBonk Now it is.
Star's escalating laughter when he hears Jerma's pirate song for the first time is amazing.
the pirate theme made me lol every time
only fucking video on youtube that matters
God I love rewatching this
Its been 7 years?? Fuck
Still one of the greatest videos of all time on TH-cam
I want Jerma's pirate song as a ring tone.
I love the pirate shpee!!!
ps. I still legitimately want to know how the pirate hat just suddenly dropped in front of star
A guy with the hat died above ster, therefore his hat fell down (that's an awful coincidence).
If you check the killfeed, have a $5000 headset, and check backpack.tf for the suspects' bp, you MIGHT be able to know who he was (who would even _try_ to do that).
Castlemaster712 Actually, that is not the case. TF2 has always had a weird bug wherein if a player dies and goes to team spectate, his hat drops off the head of the player he first spectates. If you look at the killfeed, the hat falls off right after Squash(Jerma) dies from a sticky bomb.
It really is Jerma's pirate hat.
Alo Tequila Holy shit XD
This video's birthday is TODAY! FIVE YEARS OLD
The intro of this video is perfect. I named my pirate hat "Im playing tf2 as..the pirate spy" and the description saying "I got it from the party store"
W+M1 OP.
No shit Sherlock
Quiet Watson.
*****
XD what a reply.
Rigved Goyal Oh, hello there!
Andrusto100 What is this? I find you everywhere.
I had a thunderstorm while watching this and when star said "you're supposed to be a pyro!" The loudest lightning struck...