the man the myth the meme john paul jones
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"My name is John Paul Jones, My friends call me John Paul Jones, so you can call me John Paul Jones"
I think he prefers you calling him John Paul Jones instead
So she is instantly in his friendzone right?
And the girls still like ok jean paul jems
He's Forrest Gump in a surfer dudes' body
Friend zoned himself lol
*john paul jones does literally anything *
[everybody liked that]
*establishes a fascist empire*
@@wat9834 [everyone must like that]
@@wat9834Not a one an possiblity. Inlcuding me.
WHEN HIS OCCUPATION IS JUST *JOHN PAUL JONES*
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICEDDDD LMAOOOOO
Should have been a captain of the US Navy
@@juliomiguelgamba2119 did he make those British wish that they were on dry land?
@@pleasehelp2446 yes, and he helped set America free
@@Amigafur I'm glad someone got that reference
he's more interested in his bro's than the bachelorette
I say that's a win in my book
Bros before hoes
brochelorette
based king
Love this guy
he sounds like a surfer dude but acts like quirky teenage girl and I love him
Madelyn Hajovsky perfect combo
He's also sooo intelligent.
This guy's energy and vibe is another level. I don't think it's possible to dislike him.
James Alvarado, apparently Tayshia found something to dislike about him.
the very definition of a dude bro
John Paul Jones is literally the spirt of a golden retriever in a human body
Amelia Bach nOoOoOOoOOOOOOo, he really is 😂😂
LITERALLY 😂👏
lmaooo fr
Amelia Bach YES
Real life Mr. peanutbutter
He sounds like a teenager trying to make his voice deeper
You haven't heard Joseph Gordon levit then 😂
@@JTPCovers i love him. He is my fave actor. I heard he is packing as welll
@@lanacastillo49 🌚
John Ortiz the tik tok trend that has been going on
He sounds like Andy biersack
“my palms are sweaty”
my last braincell: mOmS sPaGeHtTi
yo.
hahahaha same here
Tanner Emet it’s a joke dude lol
This is great
Vomit on his sweater already
He’s basically the turtle from Finding Nemo.
Yh haha
E W.S. U nailed it
Yeees
What is this? A crossover episode?
Crush my dude
JPJ: *Talks poorly about himself*
Girl: Do not talk about yourself that way :(
JPJ: Don’t tell me what to do 😌✋🏻
Andrea _yaas queen_
My man
A true idol
Andrea I’m literally JPJ
Lol
WHY HAS NO ONE NOTICED WHEN HIS NAME SHOWS UP HIS CAREER IS “john paul jones” LMAOO
Also MD LOL
"Do *not* talk about yourself like that, JPJ."
"Uh, don't tell me what to do, Hannah."
is this a golden retriever that asked as a christmas wish to be transformed into a human?
Someone should make this into a movie and cast John Paul Jones
Dude this is so on point
I CHOKED
accurate
I can't believe how accurate this comment is
Just FYI :his name is John Paul Jones, his friends call him John Paul Jones, so we can call him John Paul Jones 👁️👄👁️
He's from Lantham,MD Fourth mins from my h ouse!
I'm sorry what was his name again I didn't catch that
👁 👁
👃
👄
People that call him JPJ or just John Paul are committing heresy and need to be hanged
What about daddy
He’s so effortlessly perfect I think that’s why everyone likes him. He doesn’t even look like he’s trying it just comes natural to him
majestic movement you literally just hate him, don’t you? Why even watch this video if you’re just gonna leave hate comments?
People like him?! He's creepy as fuck
@@espositolne How is he “creepy” exactly? He’s just a funny guy 🤷♀️
When he said _”yasss kween”_ I felt that
Sis Tea I died when he was practicing saying yas queen
Renee Lubke IKR but when he accepted the rose and said _”yasss kween”_
I ugly laughed
When??
@@DraconianNyx sorry I’m a year late but it’s at 8:03
I am 2 years older than him but I want to be John Paul Jones when I grow up.
Nate Grenko he just makes me want to be happy even if everything is bad ya know?
26
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
As soon as he introduced himself I would have been like this is my soulmate
Wouldnt need to meet ANYBODY else. Just lets go. End the show. Lol
Literally tho😂
Same
Find him!!!
it’s so satisfying to be the like that adds the .1K to the comments 🤤
"Don't tell me what to do, hannah" This is the funniest line ever.
He dumb
@@professorsereno its his act lol I bet he is smarter than most of those guys irl
Nah fr, he’s the only reason I started watching BAP it was literally after seeing this video😂
This guy must have maxed out his charisma stats
it’s 2am I have no idea who John Paul Jones is or how I got here but I would gladly lay down my life for this man
this is ME
Same but it’s 4am
Same but it's 2am a month later
Aysha it would be an honor
fucking
3 am
He's basically the quirky boy next door from every romance novel I read when I was 13
I can't believe he's actually real
OMG he isss 😂😂😂😂😂
Leave Zachary Michael alone lmao
1k likes
Is anything real?
He's not. It's a role
Not sure who John Paul Jones is. But NOT dissapointed that this was suggested.
I know right same here
He went on the bachelorette a few years ago
@@youdontknowme2913 dope pfp
Same.
I just wandered in here not knowing who he is, but he seems really nice. 💖😁
Hahahaha this
he's literally mr. peanutbutter from bojack horseman
Perfect comparison
OMG so trueee
I absolutely agree hahaha
OH MY GOD YESSSS
That is the most accurate comparison
"I'm John Paul Jones"
*panties gone, wedding planned*
Tommy gibstain LMAO that’s so rude but I still laughed cus I thought the same thing😂😂😂😂😂 MY GOD I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHY OH GOD OH FUCK
What are you doing here girl hahhahaha
Wow y’all rude as fuck, why can’t y’all just be good people lol
Wa Luigee giddy up
@Tommy gibstain Her hair is pretty out there but otherwise she's pretty cute
I'm a straight male but I would marry john Paul Jones
It's only gay if your balls touch
i'm a lesbian and i would marry john paul jones. everyone would marry john paul jones, the man, the myth, the meme
You ain’t straight then
for the memes my dude
@@LynnGunnels more like no hetero
I’ve never watched the Bachelor, and I didn’t know who John Paul Jones was until about 10 minutes ago, but I would gladly jump into an active volcano if he asked me to.
“Nuggets for everybody!”
*SCREAMING LIKE OPRAH ON CHRISTMAS*
“john paul jones, will you accept this rose?”
“yaaaaaas queen.”
*when i tell you i died*
Rainbow Diamond 😂
I read this exactly when the video played it 😂
😂
the fact that they got him practicing that response is gold
He just radiates chaotic energy lmao
I Love Him!!!
Lmao, I kinda stan 😂😂😂
@@graceeeess who hurt you
Must be an Aries
@@graceeeess LoL hE tOtaLLy mUst bE aN aRieS!!! YoU kNoW hOw zODiaC SiGnS ArE tOtaLLy rEaL!!! LoLOlOloL!!!
His job is “John Paul Jones” BAIDBJSIANSJSOAJWJ
I JUST noticed that lmfaoooo
I feel like giving him a big pat in the head and telling him he's a good boy, he's the bestest boy of them all
did he really put his job as john paul jones 🤣
I think it was trolling from the producers which, in my opinion, makes it even funnier
John Paul Jones being John Paul Jones is a Full Time Job
Yaaas queen
I feel like he’s the only one who understands the Bachelor
A true showman
He IS the bachelor
This could ACTUALLY be true.. Lmao
Aside from Chad, that man just shit on all the guys and over the concept of the show the whole time it was hilarious. Realest dude there was.
I wouldn’t want John Paul Jones to be the Bachelor because I don’t want him to be stuck with a bunch of drama filled immature 20 year old women. Plus I don’t want him to make a dumb mistake and everyone hate him like Clayton Echards.
This is John Paul Jones’ world, we’re just living in it 🤷🏼♀️
“My name is John Paul Jones. My friends call me Paul John Jones. So you can call John Bones Jones.” - Jon “Cocaine” Jones
If he introduced himself as John Paul John’s to me if I was in Hannah’s position it would be over for the other guys
Samira Ahmed frrrr
jones
Literally just end the show there.
Jones*
Himself*
Random girl from audience cuts a piece of his hair off so she can keep it
JPJ: "Thank you. You're too kind. I appreciate it"
Omg i dont think I’ve ever laughed that hard before
OMGG AAAAAAH YESSS😂
She going to clone him
@TheGhost i actually believe that was real and i dont believe any part of reality tv is real but this dude is 1 in a million as far as reality show contestants go.... people are genuinely laughing and reacting and you can see it...
HAHAHAH
Me: *is a lesbian who has never watched the bachelorette*
John Paul Jones: *exists*
Me: yas queen WWJPJD
Literally me
During the revolutionary war, an American naval Captain named John Paul Jones raided the British isles with like a tiny ship against the British Navy and was basically a legend. I think this man has embodied his legendary spirit.
Looking for this comment!
That’s so cool
dude literally threw chicken nuggets in a crowd
I love him
And by God, we loved him for it
God couldn't make chickens fly. So he made *John Paul Jones* 👌😂
him saying yass queen in different tones is hilarious lmaooooo
ma nizzle yAaAs qUeEn
Wait when does he say yas Queen?
Boltzie H3X 8:03
okay but he’s actually very attractive
this is crackhead energy at it’s purest.
This guy is so simple, yet he’s not like an airhead. One of a kind
Emily Paltarzhytskaya he’s a simple kind of man
Kompa moj
@@lilstinker7361 a simpleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kiiiiiiiind of
He’s a himbo
It’s amazing that he exists!!!
john paul jones for bachelor 2020 PLEASE THATD BE SO FUNNY HA
It really would!! 😂
itd be the FREAKING BEST SEASON
I don't think someone that's in Paradise can be the Bachelor/ Bachelorette
@@Chloe.Miller21 Not true, Nick was
@@RR-dq1bi same w/ Colton
This is a man with the personality of a loyal dog that instantly likes everyone it meets
Random audience member : I love you John Paul Jones !
JPJ : And I love you random citizen!
Never knew him until five minutes ago, but I've already concluded that absolutely nobody deserves him.
except trash
But me
Kenedy Walsh gonna take him away lmao 😂😂😂
@@locnguyentran5216 its Kennedy Walsh
Only john paul Jones deserves john paul Jones
I like that he didn’t have any gimmick during the intro, he just said his name
That was the gimmick XD
i really hope he’s a really genuine kind-hearted person whether he is on-screen or off-screen!!
From a couple comments I've seen, apparently he is
me 8 minutes and 20 seconds ago: why is this in my recommendation?
me right now: John Paul Jones
Him being a supportive sister during the contest was everything I’d ever want out of a girlfriend
As a straight woman, I want him as my girlfriend too
Me: Why is this in my recommended?
Me after watching the video: I love you John Paul Jones
LMAO same sizt!
Same
same i’m like who tf is this john paul jones man
now i’m like “i need to find him. we are soulmates”
samee
omg same
Who is this man? I do not know this man. But I would like to keep him
ME TOO
He'd be like such a fun dude to hang out with
the fan is SCARY as hell with the scissors and she really did that on national television lmaoooo
Kim Jynee it seems so staged, but yes pretty psycho
She was mic’d it had to be staged
It was definitely staged because the shirt she was wearing and that she had scissors
It was Definetly staged tho
i thought i was the only dude creeped out
This guy has godlike charisma and charm in a abstract kind of way.
any good looking guy will have some charisma to him automatically
The first scene of this compilation I thought he was gonna be super cringey and unwatchable but by the end I was smiling ear to ear
Apollo is that you? John Paul Jones is apollos human form.
It kinda is cringe but it's so much of it he makes it normal. I wanna live like this guy, he just doesn't care.
he’s confident af & unapologetic. it’s impressive.
It is said that when John Paul Jones hugs one woman, one hundred more are instantly impregnated.
Mate what..I never heard of this dude before but I wanna marry him rn
John Paul Jones being iconic for 24 years straight
Catherine Foy
First reply 🤟🏻
JPJ: "There's more to me than my playful side"
JPJ in the same sentence: "Here cut some of my hair"
he’s everyone i’ve ever wanted to marry
Perfect taste!
This guy is like the kind if person I would actually watch reality TV for.
I love John Paul jones ,I think he’s the most iconic person ever 😂
lizzie obregon and Mike
Same! I kinda love the crazy 😂😂😂
Ya him and Corrine, she was pretty fucking iconic 😂
I didn't realize that Owen Wilson and Heath Ledger had a son together
Lover not a hater More like Stiffler
oh yeaaah
River Phoenix
He looks more like River Phoenix though
My thought exactly!!!
when he said john paul jones... i felt that
he looks so masculine and yet so feminine all at the same time and I honestly don't know how to feel about it.
he has that lovable crackhead aura we all wish we were powerful enough to possess
edit: thanks for the likes love u all :)
New life goal: become a crackhead (energy person)
wow now i feel proud of my crackhead energy/humor
So gorg
I feel something for him that I have never felt before
I strangely relate to that so much
It’s called second hand embarrassment
@@savannat4921 😂😂😂
Yeah dick hard without viagra
Utter disdain
He’s such a sweetheart and so cool. He’s always feeling himself, love him
Nothing will ever make me feel the way he did, supreme television.
is his occupation seriously "John Paul Jones"
I'm dead
Isabel Friedrichs he works at John Paul Jones.
Being JPJ is a full time job, queeenn
he looks like all three of the dads from ‘mamma mia: here we go again’ rolled into one
freyski underrated comment!!
THIS IS SO TRUE I'M GOING TO CRY
This comment KILLER ME
OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHA
Lmao true that
freyski can't wait till he meets donna
That pregnancy simulator thing is scary he looks like he entered heaven WHAT THE HELL who's idea was this
John Paul Jones: YOU get a chicken nugget and YOU get a chicken nugget! EVERYBODY gets a chicken nugget!!!
name: John Paul Jones
occupation: John Paul Jones
Me
Being John Paul Jones is a full time job
Why his voice sounds like he drinks oil instead of water
Why is that so accurate?
His voice is like a high quality whiskey
Because he’s John Paul Jones
💀
Especially at 2:05 LMAO I can't stop laughing
The way he was only 24 😭 what a cutie like golden retriever vibes and I cantttt HIMBOOO 😭😭
No cause the way he just let her cut her hair and then said “ty, ur too kind” 😭
STOPPP THE WAY GE JUST GRABBED SO MANY NUGGETS AND LET THEM GO 😭😭
John Paul Jones has straight up himbo energy
no one:
no one at all:
not even the chicken nuggets:
John Paul Jones: YAAASS QUEEN
Maryam Alavi lmaoooooo
Yes even the chicken nuggets
He looks and sounds like prince charming from Shrek 2
No he doesn't
he does lol and i’ve always said prince charming deserved better he’s a cutie who did nothing wrong
Yeah but he is kinda like puss and donkey
This is irrelevant to your comment. But I just wanna say I love your profile pic.
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john paul jones being attracted to his competition is a very john paul jones thing for him to do
Oh my god when his name comes up on screen, where his career is supposed to be it just says “John Paul Jones” I cAn’T
THIS GIRL BROUGHT SCISSORS SHE DID NOT HESITATE TO DO WHAT SHE WENT THERE TO DO
@@d-rockanomaly9243 she's mic'd up so it was definitely planned
@@d-rockanomaly9243 It was staged but I have no doubt that she asked if she could and they got JPJ's consent as well. So either way, nice moment.
Hope it was staged because jesus they just let her walk up to him with a weapon
Tim Evans it was staged you fucking moron
we need a reality show with just John Paul Jones
Parker Scott Beats yes, 100% yes
JPJ FOR THE NEXT BACHELOR
I'd watch that and all I have seen of him is this video lol
Anyone: does anything
JPJ: I appreciate it
😂😂 this guy is actually a living meme.
I liked him the first night because he looks like heath ledgers long lost baby bro
holy shit you're right
lol I just commented that too! It's uncanny
He also looks like River Phoenix
My first thought
yes finally someone saw it
me before clicking on the video:
who tf is John Paul Jones?
me now: long live JPJ
Tærte G literally same
Tærte G same
i’ve never watched the bachelorette a day in my life, but i love this man
John Paul Jones
Sounds like the whitest name I’ve ever heard in ages
The woman with the shirt at the MTA was so cringey though but he handled it so well
Louise Louise i know, i was like, “that’s weird”
definitely staged though
Oml that woman creepy
She was cute tho
Jo wake up guys this was scripted wtf
I am sure that he is one of the Hemsworths. He has to be.
I thought the same LOOL.
Exactly, had the same thought
He is the American Hemsworth
no hes j o h n p a u l j o n e s
Exactly
i don’t watch this show but if i were on it i definitely choose john paul jones
“Yas queen” ugh my heart.
It would be refreshing to have him as the next Bachelor!
Bcdf 1930 lol that would be so funny!
Ugh yes pls
Right! He's young, funny and has a good attitude
omg yes finally a bachelor with a sense of humor
Bcdf 1930 it would be soo fun and amazing if he could actually find someone (at least to date). Would be interesting to see his serious side
I would let him eat all of my chicken nuggets
I bet you have nice nuggets 😛
nick ladeeda THIS IS SO FUNNY OMG
@@chanelyoung9943 lol the opportunity presented itself n couldnt pass it up, especially when theres nuggets involved 😛you fine tho btw. Bachelorette potential 😊
WOAHHHHH
nick ladeeda nigga stop
john paul jones: *”u can cut my hair 👄”*
me: **takes scissors ✂️**
john paul jones: 🧑🏼🦲
He’s such a perfect himbo, gotta love him 💜😭