Wattpad Lover well, people deserve to be treated equally and are the same so if letters are like people they are also the same because the line before it was “if a=the square root of 3 and b=the square room of 3 than c must equal the square root of 3
Ellen: i dont have kids Audience: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!*
Dear Jenny, Hi Jenny. I am sorry to hear about your problems. Do you think I've tried to solve myself? In fact, I know the answer to myself, I just need these math teachers to stop assigning me because my purpose in life is unknown. Yours truly, Math
I'm on phone but if you write "gif" before" TH-cam" in the url it takes you to website "gifyoutube" and boom insta gif... Without the text.. Nevermind :D
My favorite way to answer those was like this... Say the question was "if Billy has 8 apples but then drops 4, how many apples does Billy have?" My answer would be "8. 4 in hand and 4 on the ground." Yeah was and still am a smartass :)
Thanks for the help Ellen and Andy! My presentation went well, four years ago in my human sexuality class 🤣 I still get people telling me they saw this! I appreciate the help haha
"Because if letters are anything like people, thay're all equal and deserve to be treated equaly." HELL YEAH!!! I don't think there is a word in the dictionary for how awesome Ellen is!
I am only guessing you tried to use the Pythagorean theorem (which doesn't make sense because the values were never described as side lengths of a triangle), but if that is the case you have a ton of logic and arithmetic errors. With that said, you actually cannot solve this problem as there is not enough information given. The kid probably left out a sentence or two.
Well, that first question was stupid, because he didn't even define what "A" was, nor did he define the parameters of the equation, so therefore it can't be solved. But I still thought he was referring to the vertex form of a quadratic: sqrt(3)=A[sqrt(3)-h]^2+k. Therefore, I would have to say A= [sqrt(3)-k]/[sqrt(3)-h]^2
Dear Ellen, I use to be really sad about all of the Bs and Cs I got but Ellen really helped me to realize that all letters are equal and now I consider them as A+s -A
Ellen I forgot to do my homework over the weekend and now I'm in a rush what can I do to stop watching your show? Wait what am I doing it's impossible to stop watching your show 🤣❤
Ordered my essay at *essay-editor.all-about.in*. I had so much work to complete! I understood that I wouldn't be able to do it on time, and I wasted my time worrying in vain... But now I am happy that I had to overcome such a difficulty, as I have learnt a valuable lesson. Now I know how important it is to manage my time effectively and I know who to turn to in case I have any troubles in academics sphere. This site saved me out of my trouble then and they are going to do it again if I need. It is great to know that there is always a reliable helper around.
"Because if letters are anything like people they're all equal and deserve to be treated equally" -Ellen Listening to this in 2020 hits different. (︺︹︺)
Interesting as to how people are giving supposed answers the the first question because that question doesn't even provide complete information as to how A is related to X & Y.
Well... Hate to disappoint everyone but she was supposed to say Nederlands Antilles. We live in Curacao. Yes me and Neel are childhood friends and I have never been this jealous of him...
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"Because if letters are anything like people, they're all equal and deserve to be treated equally." Literally what I'm going to say in Algebra class.
IsntSheLovely385 And what did your teacher say? :D
Lmao
I don’t get that joke.... I’m slow.. sorry.. can someone please explain it to me
Wattpad Lover well, people deserve to be treated equally and are the same so if letters are like people they are also the same because the line before it was “if a=the square root of 3 and b=the square room of 3 than c must equal the square root of 3
Same
Am I the only one who thinks that Ellen would be a very cool mum ?
No
Cirumvent
...im so surprised..
I thought Ellen is a boy
+Ty Chea bruh she is a girl. Is her boobs not obvious??
+Nerdy_ Potato008 no.
I love it when Andy gets involved
daniel cardenas yea she is embaresing him😂😂😂(p.s. don't mind my gramar😂)
Got your 990th like me boi!
im the like that made it 1K
And I'm I the line that made 1.1K
The first question is impossible
YOU NEED TO BIG IT!
captain minecraft the answer is 6.705563711037450672
minah rai think...
yeah
no. its 3. I believe A is area. A=X*Y. so...3?
Ellen: i dont have kids
Audience: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!*
víctor garpo the audience laughs when Ellen breathes let alone when she said that
Coz they know y she doesn’t have children
víctor garpo it’s so true
Actually it’s HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHGAGAAGGgagagagagagahrjekcnf
How long did it take you to type all of there ‘AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA’?
"How much is too much?"
he should have said "This."
missed opportunity, Andy.
Gwendolyn K haha
What?
We need a teacher like Ellen. Everybody would get a 4.0 GPA because learning would be so fun :)
Hey you know here where I live we get cgpa.out lf 10
Dr.Even here to make the likes even!
*660*
Anthony Yang it will be fun you now will
I tried ellen's method in math. I got an F.
It means fabulous, trust me I got it loads of times.
+JessieMcnally same lmao
Me too!
XD
Must've been fantastic because the first letter in fantastic is f
Did anyone notice that her entire crowd is mostly women?
Except Andy.
Sahil Najeeb I didn't notice that
It usually is. Quite normal for daytime shows. Next question.
Except the guy that pulled back the whiteboard
Sahil Najeeb That’s very good question because sometimes for me I didn’t ask that question in person about that
No, including andy
"They are all equal and deserve to be treated equally"
*_-Claps-_*
That's right
_CLAP_
poor Andy...😂😂
"Sexy... Erm.. Sexy props.... Vegetables😂"
Afia A he's getting triggered lol
Oh really do you need to talk about that who is fate of snakes I come on
Dear math, I'm tired of answering your problems you should start solving your own problems
Thanks, Jenny
Dear math, I'm sick and tired of trying to find your x, move on!!
Thanks, Tessa
Dear Math, I love you your my favorite subject and it's ok if people hate on you I love you :) HATERS
Love,Sarah
Allen Schwartz lol
Dear Jenny,
Hi Jenny. I am sorry to hear about your problems. Do you think I've tried to solve myself? In fact, I know the answer to myself, I just need these math teachers to stop assigning me because my purpose in life is unknown.
Yours truly,
Math
t julia awe I like this one
Ellen : "Because if letters are the same as people they they should be treated equally."
SOMEBODY MAKE THIS A FUCKING .GIF
IKR
I'm on phone but if you write "gif" before" TH-cam" in the url it takes you to website "gifyoutube" and boom insta gif... Without the text.. Nevermind :D
YAS
Noah Rollins lolz imma use it often if it wassssss........
Noah Rollins 988th like !
A=3
A stands for Area. I assume x and y are the length and width. In that case A=x*y
A=√3*√3
A=3
Edit: I boldly assumed the shape to be a rectangle
Finally, the hero we need!
Wut??
That’s not......right......just saying.....
Yeet bread explain because im not sure if I have the answer to A=y*x
@Mr. Zimbel for area we use 'ar' as a abbreviation....
Maths questions be like ' if Ram has 4 Apple and he eat 2 of it. Find the distance of sun from earth.'
My favorite way to answer those was like this... Say the question was "if Billy has 8 apples but then drops 4, how many apples does Billy have?" My answer would be "8. 4 in hand and 4 on the ground." Yeah was and still am a smartass :)
I will do that
Answer :- 150$😛😛. (4:39)
Well....That's in physics too
😂😂😂
"What can you use as a prop. What comes to mind. Vegetables."
"Since your question is about Spanish class, I will answer you in español: 'Yo no sé' "😂😂😂
O RG what does it mean?
"Yo no sé" means "I don't know"
The correct form is NO LO SÉ (i'm spanish)
mendes obsessive The word “Spanish“ is capitalized. (I‘m not American) ((nor spanish))
You No SAy
Ellen talks
No one
Literally no one
Not a single soul
Audience: claps and screams
a sock ooooooooooooohhhh you got a point
Thanks for the help Ellen and Andy! My presentation went well, four years ago in my human sexuality class 🤣 I still get people telling me they saw this! I appreciate the help haha
Did you use a zucchini
ALL PEOPLE SHOULD BE EQUAL!!!! GO ELLEN!!!
Lol no. ALL PEOPLE SHOULD BE STRAIGHT.
@@realprisec lol all people should be smart unlike you :)
@@oldpussyhair4345 ok salty kid
@@realprisec ok boomer
why was 6 afraid of 7?
it wasnt, numbers dont have emotions.
👍👍👍
6 was afraid of 7 because 789
it's because 7 ate nine
Sweven lol
7 8 9
Haha im showing this to my Maths teacher 😂
Florent Venhari hey what did S/he say
U have the best teacher
Florent Venhari and you need to show this comment to your English teacher.
Chocolate Cereal Math is called Maths in British English. So she used the word correctly.
Princess Ama -cough cough- it’s I’m not im. You should look at it more closely.
Kids are watching! Poor Andy... I wonder how his daughter is reacting to this. XD
full form of homework:
half of my energy is wasted on random knowledge
True
samyukth P.k so true XD
samyukth P.k Soooooo true
Maths=
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
Ellen livings her best life at 0:48 is so cute 🖤
I JUST LOVE THE JACKSON 5 INTRO, MICHAEL THE KING YASSS
Anyway, Ellen the Homework Helperer? More like Homework destroyer, you're distracting us all
Thx you I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON YOOOOOO YASSD XD
why was 6 afraid of 7??
because 7 ate (eight) 9 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
...
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender!
And till this day people still do this joke XD
hahaha
Hahaha great
thought the man at the end was about to grab ellen haha
Same
same hahahha
OMG me 2
hahah Yay phandom!!
+zombiePhan PROTIP
Ellen: A must Equal 3. Because Everyone must be treated Equally!
Me: You don’t treat Andy equally, don’t you?
"Because of letters are anything like people they're all equal and deserve to be treated so."
Wisest words ever!!!
Who else noticed on 2:21 she didn't finish the top part of the tree? Haha!
Alfonso Caro she was talking about The Roots so the top of the tree did not really matter
HAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY AHHAJAJAJAHAJSNSIKZHDID .~.
I died when Andy said vegetables 😂😂😂
"All letters are created equal" *Forgets to draw leaves on tree A* Ellen what is this madness? #JusticeForA haha :P
Ellen is like a child asking her dad(“Andy”) how to make Babies😂😂
You can't find out what A is because if you know what x and y is you don't know what a is. There's no a in the question
finally someone brought this up
Alex Mitchell I was wondering that too, I'm a math major and I was worried I was missing something basic XD
Alex Mitchell not becoming a math major lets remove that from the bucket list
It was a joke
I think maybe it was direct variation y=ax
"why is six afraid of seven" i assume it's because seven is a prime number and prime numbers can be very intimidating...
"Why is six afraid of seven?
Because math is terrifying."
LMBO!!! OMP!!!
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender
Ellen: What comes to mind?
Andy: Vegetables! Zucchini!!
*"People are equal and they are deserve to be treated equally"*
Okay, I get that Ellen's funny, but this crowd was laughing too much. Ellen literally said she's not a parent and everyone laughed...
Fr
2:00 is my favourite part. She is so right!
I'm 11-kids are watching 😂
Same
Haha same but my entire year knows about all that, but yeah that bit was funny 😂
same😂😂
Me too omg
I am just 10
The funniest was the Spanish homework question..."yo no se" LMAOOO
But you help kids and make a smile on everyone’s face you are a angel 😇
i read the title as “ellen the home wrecker” 😭
Bahahahaha
Not funny
iM dEaD lAgHuInG HHHEELLPP 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sorcerer PH We know but who asked?
Im 12 and i always say Roses are red , Violets are blue i hate homework can i don't do ?
I say,
Roses are red
Violets are purple
I like waffles
This does not rhyme
I say,
Roses are red
That part is true
But violets are purple
Not fucking blue
11thDoctor's Companion i say
Roses a red
I have some news
Violets are violet
Not fucken blue
I say roses are red
violets are blue
I hate homework don't
you too?
Hannah is me I'm the 100th like
What's my price
Hehehe I enjoyed this very much, at Andy's expense. Cheers, Andy!
Im a kid. Im just 12 years old and i love ellen degeneres😍😍😊
Please like if you love ellen too😉
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Angelica Bianca Datuin im 11
Angelica Bianca Datuin same here
Angelica Bianca Datuin same
"If numbers are anything like people, they are all equal and deserved to be treated equally". One word: YES.
"Because if letters are anything like people, thay're all equal and deserve to be treated equaly."
HELL YEAH!!! I don't think there is a word in the dictionary for how awesome Ellen is!
can you teach me hydrocarbons, carboxylic acids, esters, polymers and types of reactions?
(Chemistry)
Richard Thornley videos. all of them.
however look at topic 10 - organic chemistry maybe for some of those
Rhi M Thanks haha, had a test and literally got 50% ( a pass)
tubtub561 o wow I mean good job (gotta try harder ) I personally wouldn't do better because chemistry is not my thing :3
LaurenNelly09 Haha i know,i studylike 5 minutes then do the test so i should study more, What is your thing?
idk not chemistry tho I always end up getting like a c on chemistry
I'm dead... he said vegetables!!
Ellen: how many of you have kids?
Crowd: *AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
I love Ellen so much❤
She can brightens everyone's day❤
I watch Ellen while I smoke and she makes me so happy 😂❤️
Well A is 3, because A=√(x^2+y^2), right?
Sure, I'm gonna nod like I know what the heck u r talking about. I really have no idea
I am only guessing you tried to use the Pythagorean theorem (which doesn't make sense because the values were never described as side lengths of a triangle), but if that is the case you have a ton of logic and arithmetic errors. With that said, you actually cannot solve this problem as there is not enough information given. The kid probably left out a sentence or two.
Not 3 .It's 4.2426
A is one AND infinity, because Godallahovah is the Alpha AND the Omega.
Well, that first question was stupid, because he didn't even define what "A" was, nor did he define the parameters of the equation, so therefore it can't be solved. But I still thought he was referring to the vertex form of a quadratic: sqrt(3)=A[sqrt(3)-h]^2+k. Therefore, I would have to say A= [sqrt(3)-k]/[sqrt(3)-h]^2
Her: kids are watching
Me: i’m 12
You're still a kid -_-
N. N ik thats the point
2:10 “draws the x tree and the y tree with leaves and the a with none”
I LOVE this new segment- please do more!!
OMG 😂😂😂😂 I love watching your show...whole and night I can watch one after the other 😜
Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge
Stefan Panić my friend said rubbish knowledge
Awesome Audrey
You could say that, too! XD
which means homework =3
@@chan7917 you don't say! (☉｡☉)
Andy, a zucchini is a good one, but why not an eggplant🍆? 😂 I'm sorry. I couldn't help it.
+r3b3k4h_f45t_Official a banana isn't a vegetable...pay attention 😉
This Suffering They call aubergine eggplant in America
Girlgamer192 or an obageane if ur English sorry I can’t spell pronounced (oh ber jean)
Andd.. 69 likes 😉
Alaska Young doesn’t need to be a vegetable hun
The limit does not exist!!
***** FETCH IS NEVER GONNA BE A THING.STOP MAKIN FETCH A THING KEVIN A.
I was quoting Mean Girls,gee.
if you were quottin Mean girls,then why are you white? HA
LOL. I knew someone would get it!
I love how this all boys quoting mean girls bahaha :)
Hello Ellen I love your shows so much . You make me laugh when I have bad day. Thank you
This is the ONLY Ellen video that the comments arent TURNED OFF
No its not
@@Usmankhan-qo3sj okay, then tell me another ellen vid with a comment section!!!!
Dear Ellen, I use to be really sad about all of the Bs and Cs I got but Ellen really helped me to realize that all letters are equal and now I consider them as A+s
-A
Ellen is actually very smart. She just did that for the sake of fun
why was 6 afraid of 7
because 7 had ebola
WTF...
hahahaha good one , but I guess too soon ( for some people)
youre not funny. ebola is a serious disease.
LissaAlbanian There's always that one butthurt guy who ruins the whole mood.
LOL
Ellen I forgot to do my homework over the weekend and now I'm in a rush what can I do to stop watching your show?
Wait what am I doing it's impossible to stop watching your show 🤣❤
Dear ELLEN, I want to come in your show without any reason, Talent
Ellen: How many of you Have Kids?
Audience: WHOOOOOO
Can anyone write an essay for me?
Ordered my essay at *essay-editor.all-about.in*. I had so much work to complete! I understood that I wouldn't be able to do it on time, and I wasted my time worrying in vain... But now I am happy that I had to overcome such a difficulty, as I have learnt a valuable lesson. Now I know how important it is to manage my time effectively and I know who to turn to in case I have any troubles in academics sphere. This site saved me out of my trouble then and they are going to do it again if I need. It is great to know that there is always a reliable helper around.
An essay for me
There your welcome
Claude Dominowski you look old enough to work !
Claude Dominowski
Do not smoke. Smoking is bad.
Thank You
@@eliciamaduro730 thank👏 you👏 advert👏.
You should do a segment called "Sex Ed with Andy", now that would be funny!
Ellen:breathes
Crowd:GOD WANTS US TO MAKE NOISE
4:44 did anyone see that, wow this woman is so brave. I’m inspired.
"Because if letters are anything like people they're all equal and deserve to be treated equally"
-Ellen
Listening to this in 2020 hits different. (︺︹︺)
when ellen said they deserve to be treated equally, people clapped their hands and i bet they don't actually treat people equally
If they didn't, they shouldn't be attending an Ellen show
🔲🌲 of 3
⬜
It’s not a root it’s a Christmas tree
Square Christmas tree of 3
We need a subject for humanity with a teacher like Ellen
You forgot to put er after homework, but that will never change how much I love your show
One day
Someone will find this comment
Mihika Adis found you
I found you
I found you
it’s night time for me 🙃
Wow you predicted the future
Damn I learned what X = square and stuff in 7th grade. He learns it when he is 7
JustDopeIt GT Same I'm a seventh grader and we're doing like 4(4-5x)=3x-2
+Gavin Haase um, that's wrong
JustDopeIt GT I had to learn that in kindergarten
JustDopeIt I learned it in 5th grade
Kn
I didn’t learn it yet, I’m in 4th Grade, about to be in 5th.
I love you ELLEN! I LOVE YOU SO BIG!.
I love her bigly
+Darth Vader
Okay trump.
+Frankie Mia your profile photo is yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!!!!!!!!
I'm so unproud of you >:(
+Darth Vader
It was a joke. A certain political idiot used the word "bigly"
Ellen: How many of you have a Shirt???
Crowd: aHahAhAhhaaHhaaJiiJsjoa
While I'm watching this, I remembered that I had a homework to do. Thx Ellen.
6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9! (7 ate nine.)
no its because seven is a prime number and prime numbers are intimidating #castiel #spn
Castiel for the win
+Jamie Kin I thought it was because seven was a well known sex offender
Mary Kate Picketts idk bout that but you should watch spn lol sorry but i really dont know bout that
Jamie Kim AYYY I SEE YOU
Q: why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: because 7 had ebola.
Interesting as to how people are giving supposed answers the the first question because that question doesn't even provide complete information as to how A is related to X & Y.
A is a letter and x & y are letters. DONE!!
They're third cousins.
Actually 4th cousins...
I was thinking the same thing!
Ellen: How much is too much?
Andy: 157$😂😂😂😂😂
I love it when she said they all deserve to be treated equally
My favorite part of this video was hearing Michael Jackson's voice.
I’m in love with Ellen
Netherlands!!!
Yeah Nederland ROCKS
Ikr BFF its even better if you spell it right
Well... Hate to disappoint everyone but she was supposed to say Nederlands Antilles. We live in Curacao. Yes me and Neel are childhood friends and I have never been this jealous of him...
+crazydaftcreationz it's right
yess super nice enzo
Ellen: How much is too much?Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 She had me dieing.
when I heard 'from the Netherlands' at 1:05, I started screaming 'GO NETHERLANDS WHOHOOOOO' so loud XD
The 1.2 dislikes are the kids that are confused
Ellen: how much is too much?
Producer: 150 dollars? *Laughs nervously
Me: all of it is to much!
How to memorize what math applies to life:
Acronym -
M - Mentally
A - Abusing
T - The
H - Human
Welcomes. :)
I’m crying, decided to come to you so I can cheer up 🤣😘
OMG Ellen...you are incredible! I love you so much