"I am the one they call Santa Claus" "You're Darth Vader with a fake beard" "No it's totally real" "No it's not" "Okay, you got me, I'm not Santa Claus but I am DARTH VADER" "Yeah I told you that already" This kid is great XD
1:57 *”Anything in the entire universe could be yours.”* “A cat.” *”Like a ‘meow meow’ cat?”* “Mhm” *”What is one thing you hope your kitty cat will do when you get him on Christmas Day?”* “Give me a hug.” *”....this may be the most adorable thing I’ve ever heard in my existence...”* *inhales* same Darth Vader. Same
Darth Claus: Makes Evil Presents. Has 9 Stormtroopers as Reindeer. Rudolf can aim. Makes The Presents in a bulletproof Death Star. Gives Aways Hands, Cloaks, Job Applications and a free lightsaber. Along with bombs, grenades and fire material. Flies around a Millennium Falcon Lookalike dropping the presents. But directly in roofs. The gifts weigh about heavier than floor pavement since it is made in space. Comes with a wax figure of Luke Skywalker getting a lightsaber shoved into his windpipe. The Christmas Tree Wilts A Pound of Leaves every day from December 1 to 24. Death Star on top of tree. Actual Death Stars visible To Earth. _♪He sees you when you're sleeping, he'll sell you as online bait.♪_ Kills your pet if you want him to give very nice things. Dates your mom and introduces you to your new sibling. Trust me. He IS THAT evil.
3:12 “You will join the naughty side.” “...” “You will join the naughty side.” “...” -shakes hand aggressively- “You will join the naughty side.” Darth Vader’s Brain:**why isn’t this mind control thing working on him-**
Darth: "have you been that notty?" "yeah I pushed my brother off a 20 ft banister" Darth: "Why did you beat your sister up?" she pushed me off the banister
I came for the no-yes-nooooo-yes exchange (0:10), but stayed for the little girl who just wants a hug from a cat (1:57). Bruh, that hit me from left field, unbelievably wholesome!
"Have you ever been naughty before?"
"Umm... no"
"I have, I've blown up a planet."
1:07
😂😂😂💀💀💀
0:41
Darth Claus: "what have I done that has upset you"
Kid: *unleashes hell*
I fucking hate babies
Lasse Henriksen lmao i-
0:40
When some trash talks you for playing the game
Yos
"You may enter."
"No!"
"Yes."
"Noooooooo!"
"Yes."
TheMinervaCraftingTable i died When that happened. Rip
Pissedoffgc #GGMU XD LOL BEST PART
OMG! He DID meet Luke all those years ago!
Also, yes yes no, yes no.
If that part is completely unedited, that's got to be some of the most perfect comedic timing, ever.
Vader: you may enter.
Baby: no.
Vader:yes
Baby: NNOOOOOOOoooo!!!
Darth sea meteorite fragments of the world
Vader: _YES_
Perfect reenactment of Empire Strikes Back
Yes.
NooOOoOoOoO
Vader: 'Did he perish?'
Girl: 'No sadly'
I'M DEAD
That baby at the beginning is like Luke in "The Empire strikes back".
"I am your father."
"No!"
"Yes."
"NOOOOOO!!"
Imagine how hard it was for him trying not to laugh
@@walterwhite-dq6hz You can hear his voice shrivel from trying not to laugh
@@Blue_Punch_Buggy224 you responded to my comment. A YEAR LATER
@@walterwhite-dq6hz lmao
"I am the one they call Santa Claus"
"You're Darth Vader with a fake beard"
"No it's totally real"
"No it's not"
"Okay, you got me, I'm not Santa Claus but I am DARTH VADER"
"Yeah I told you that already"
This kid is great XD
For real! That kid would probably be just as unimpressed if he met the real Darth Vader.
I am your father
"No"
Yes
"Nooooooooooo"
Yes
Nice one😂
same energy
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
@@talos_the_automaton2329 NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!
Girl: ...he fell and hit his head on the concrete.
Vader: Did he parish?
Girl: No sadly
Me: :Dies of laughter:
Yoshi10003/ /The Yoshi Wooms ur mean
She wants her brother to die 😱 why though?!?
thats a boy
"Did he parish" i died when he saud that
“You will join the naughty side”
“You will join the naughty side”
*violently shakes hand*
“You will join the naughty side”
*YOU WILL JOIN THE NAUGHTY SIDE* !
Jedi mind tricks
3:12
He's turning it off and on again.
"What have I done that has upset you?"
Baby: *_*High Pitched Demonic Screaming*_*
Oh a hello a fellow Jackeryz fan
Darth: you may enter
Kid: no
Darth:yes
Kid:NOOOO!
Darth:yes.
2:11
He’s trying so hard not to break character LMAO
What are you talking about? I did break out it’s just you can’t tell when I am existing *(not a hate comment*)
@@darthvader2856
You’re so cute when you broke out of character. XD
vader: “come in “
Baby: screams in baby*
Seth Belcher screams in baby 😂
that doesn't make sense 😂😂😂😂😂
Vader: laughs in Sith lord
"This May Be The Most Adorable Thing I've Heard In My Existence"
*-Santa Vader, 2k16*
“Your Darth Vader with a fake beard.”
*_”No, it’s totally real.”_*
No it's not.
You're
awwww :3 the little girl who wanted a cat was so cute
Notchle
I am thinking the same thing as you heard me. Right? RIGHT?
Girl: Give me... A hug...
Vader: *This is the most adorable thing i've heard in my existence*
🤣 🤣
“Did she have to cut your hand off to do so?”
“...No..?”
“I don’t know.. it works for me.”
I'd love having Darth Vader instead of Santa Claus :P
I agree
Lol Me Too
I agree
A PETITION I PRESCRIBE A PETITION I SAY
Me too
1:48 that kid is specific, he was like I already know what I want
I will never laugh this hard again, the kid screaming no has become a meme
VISITING SANTA VADER
Me: *runs into his arms* I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!
S.F. LoL
2TheTop NO I AM
It’s darth claus
**Pulls out giant fan**
I'd hug the stormtrooper
Vader: What have i done that has upset you?
Kid: *younglings flashbacks*
'Have you ever been naughty before? I have. I've blown up a planet.'
"This may be the adorable thing I have ever heard in my existence."
Oh my god I'm DYING
Darth Vader: "What have I done that has upset you?"
Luke: " *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* "
Credit roll
“You see what happens to good boys?”
Points at Luke’s severed hand
I would be fangirling so hard if I experienced this.
lpsmovingstyles1 you know kpop
I know what kpop is, but I don't KNOW it in a sense that I have knowledge about it.
Same
Wasuppp dudes n gurl from 3years ago
I'd be fanboying as soon as I see the stormtrooper
Vader: What have I done that has upset you?
Baby: *cries in distress*
1:57
*”Anything in the entire universe could be yours.”*
“A cat.”
*”Like a ‘meow meow’ cat?”*
“Mhm”
*”What is one thing you hope your kitty cat will do when you get him on Christmas Day?”*
“Give me a hug.”
*”....this may be the most adorable thing I’ve ever heard in my existence...”*
*inhales* same Darth Vader. Same
2:10 “This May be the most adorable thing I have ever heard in my existence”
Where is this man and how can I shake his hand
"Did he perish?" "No sadly" SAVAGE
“What have I done that is upset you?”
-inhale- “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“
"You may... enter"
"No"
"Yes"
"Noooooooo"
"Yeeess"
0:14
When Luke found out Darth Vader was his father...
A little bit earlier..
This video was REEEEAAALLLLYYYY weird. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
0:12 "u may enter...."
"NOH!"
"yes"
"NOOOOOOOOOOUUUUGGHHHH"
"yes"
'Did he perish?'
'No sadly...'
This girl. I like her.
Isagail Carshuen falling 12 feet head first onto concrete would kill you. She made that story up
Boy: "You're Darth Vader with a fake beard."
Darth Vader: "Uhhhhhh.. no-"
Darth Vader: "What have I done that has upset you?"
Baby: *ÆÜAAAA*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
After that recording session, he proceeded to gather up all the children and handled them the “Anakin” way...
Vader: Obiwan never told you what happend to santa
Kid: He told me enough he told me you killed him
Vader: no I am santa
Kid: 0:14
Lmao
"This may be the most adorable thing I've ever heard in my existence"
My thoughts exactly
“What have I done that has upset you?”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”
"There may be a sticker in there that says obi wan in there, *ignore that"*
2:15 I think the storm trooper chuckled a bit 😂
0:13 when I am told to clean my room
Haha 😂
0:38
“He’s standing right behind me isn’t he.”
They probably ruined these kids childhood
LegoMelonz15 it did
Jon Stamm noice
Jon Stamm yeah... Only SLIGHTLY
LegoMelonz15 Nah you're just gay
*Enhanced
"You many enter"
"NO" >:o
"yes"
"NOOOOOO" :C
"yes"
"I convinced my brother to jump off a banister 12 feet"
"SHE PUSHED ME OFF THE BANISTER"
Vader being wholesome is the best thing.
Darth vader : have you been naughty
Kid : no
Darth vader : I blew up a planet
😁
Vader’s just like Frieza from Dragon Ball Z, DBGT, and Dragon Ball Super. Both have the ability to blow up planets.
"This sounds perfect, I also want a drone now"
Honestly, I laughed way to much at this.
I laughed too hard at your grammar mistake
N Dog I've been roasted.
+Sam E. Boy Yeaaaa sorry dude but when I see a mistake I MUST FIX IT
+N Dog Dude, that's nothing...
" What have i done to upset you? "
" * Screams in Anakin * "
I love the first child's reaction 😂😂😂
It's funny how the baby at the beginning says no and Vader says yes
"Did she have to cut your hand off to do so?"
"No?"
"...I don't know, it works for me."
0:40
Darth Vader: what have I done, that has upset you.
Baby: *[distorted demon screams]*
0:40
"What have i done that has upset you"
*inhale*
" *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-* "
"Vader can take it to the rack with authority" is my favorite line ever. Haha
Darth Vader: You may enter.
Kid: No!
Me: Yes master Vader...
Me: HELL NO, BRO!! HELL TO THE NO! I AM NOT ENTERING TO MEET YOU! I’M SCARED! *Enters anyway* 🤪
That one baby at the beginning I feel that
am i fucked up wanting more scenes of the crying kids
Ganden Gyaltsan Indeed
Ganden Gyaltsan yes
No, that is a completely normal thing.
Ganden Gyaltsan no NO ITS NORMAL AS FUCK!
That funny lol
"You may enter.."
"ⁿᵒ"
"yes"
"N O O o o ᵒ ᵒ . . . "
*"y e s"*
Darth Claus:
Makes Evil Presents.
Has 9 Stormtroopers as Reindeer.
Rudolf can aim.
Makes The Presents in a bulletproof Death Star.
Gives Aways Hands, Cloaks, Job Applications and a free lightsaber.
Along with bombs, grenades and fire material.
Flies around a Millennium Falcon Lookalike dropping the presents.
But directly in roofs.
The gifts weigh about heavier than floor pavement since it is made in space.
Comes with a wax figure of Luke Skywalker getting a lightsaber shoved into his windpipe.
The Christmas Tree Wilts A Pound of Leaves every day from December 1 to 24.
Death Star on top of tree.
Actual Death Stars visible To Earth.
_♪He sees you when you're sleeping, he'll sell you as online bait.♪_
Kills your pet if you want him to give very nice things.
Dates your mom and introduces you to your new sibling.
Trust me. He IS THAT evil.
Jose Maldonado noice
Jose
Jose Maldonado .... I want to meen that dart clause...
noice one
That baby that just goes AAAAAAA looks like Beavis as a child
0:12 no...yes...no....yes xD
Vader: You may enter
Baby: No
Vader: Yes
Baby: Nooooooo
Vader: That's my line
3:12
“You will join the naughty side.”
“...”
“You will join the naughty side.”
“...”
-shakes hand aggressively-
“You will join the naughty side.”
Darth Vader’s Brain:**why isn’t this mind control thing working on him-**
Considering this is how most babies act at Santa, this is a win.
0:11
Darth Vader: you may come in.
Baby: no
Darth Vader: yes
Baby: noooo
0:37
*”Oh I sense a dirty dipper.”*
Darth: "have you been that notty?"
"yeah I pushed my brother off a 20 ft banister"
Darth: "Why did you beat your sister up?"
she pushed me off the banister
Girl :*pushes boy off banister and tells Darth Vader.
The next boy :She pushed me off the banister.
Lmao the baby doin the iconic "no!!"
What have I done that has upset you?
*hysterical crying*
1:16 “did he perish?”.. “no sadly not”
That second "nOoooOOO" reminded me of when luke found out darth vader was his father...
WHEN H SAID YOU WILL JOIN THE NAUGHTY SIDE 3 TIMES TO THAT BOY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHA DEAD
I came for the no-yes-nooooo-yes exchange (0:10), but stayed for the little girl who just wants a hug from a cat (1:57). Bruh, that hit me from left field, unbelievably wholesome!
The girl that wanted a cat that would give her a hug was so cute😻😻
Killed me that Vader shook his hand when the Jedi mind trick wasn't working. WELL DONE!
Vader: "I have, I've blown up a planet"
Me: "Don't forget the youngling sluaghter
I'm surprised vader's lightsaber didn't go off when those teen girls were sitting on his lap.
"You may enter."
"No.."
"Yes."
"NOOO!!!"
This baby is the most adorable thing I have ever seen in my existence. Lol I cracked up
That kid in the beginning he's like "no" said the baby "yes" said Eric "NOOOOO!!!!!!!" Said the baby
Three cheers for Eric for wearing the hot suit all day
I love how Vader doesn’t mention how he slaughtered a group of younglings
I'm kind of sad he didn't.
I’m glad he didn’t!! ^_^
0:13 that’s probably the cutest ‘no’ ever.
This video is just- it’s great.
Hello Radom person scrolling through the comments 👋😁
hoi
Abby Bouthillette Heyo.
Abby Bouthillette hi
Abby Bouthillette hey
Random* just saying
Vader: "Did he perish?"
Girl: "Sadly no."
“Vader can take it to the rack with authority” ok Vader I see u
If you guys are wondering...
Eric was Vader
I just noticed that one of the children is wearing a Dan and Phil T shirt.. PHANDOM!! You can see it at 2:54
oh no the phandom has already seeped in
Vivian Animates Heavy metal broke my DOOT DOOT heart
the phandom is shit, get out
Vivian Animates I was looking for someone else to notice PHANDOM
Vivian Animates YES PHAN
Hearing him say “meow meow” was amazing
And CUTE! And sexy! XD