How To Survive A Rhea Attack (training Kevin p1)

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  • @accepthisname
    @accepthisname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12521

    I love how casually he narrates and walks around as if there isn't an albino Big Bird trying to murder him the entire time.

    • @NameName-yj7lp
      @NameName-yj7lp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +676

      “ I WILL RIP OF YOUR SKIN AND MAKE IT INTO A RUG”
      “ Hahah Kevin’s pretty”

    • @sam9014
      @sam9014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      IMR

    • @slinkygreyhound6994
      @slinkygreyhound6994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It’s a training video idiot the whole point... 🤦‍♂️

    • @ladya4463
      @ladya4463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂🤣😂

    • @neverbullymeh
      @neverbullymeh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@slinkygreyhound6994 Its a joke bro

  • @Guran.M
    @Guran.M 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6466

    "I'll tell you whats animal abuse, Kevin hurting me"
    You know, Just for this sentence alone you aren't wrong

    • @Quiv3rYT
      @Quiv3rYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True

    • @God-gi9iu
      @God-gi9iu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      O

    • @peripheralmaster3265
      @peripheralmaster3265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol fr

    • @sacr3
      @sacr3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Well, The human animal in this situation caged the other animal and is now providing the other animal with what it needs to survive, in a cage.
      So the Human animal, as kind as it is, is putting itself into this situation through choice alone.
      The Bird animal just doesn't want to be around this Human animal, but can't simply leave - its trapped, so it pushes the human animal away.
      Instead of listening, the human animal keeps returning for more. So in the end, its not necessarily animal abuse as much as its an animal unhappy with its captors presence.

    • @obiwankenobi1608
      @obiwankenobi1608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@sacr3 If that was the case the other one would be unhappy as well. However as you can see the other one in the video is docile. If an animal is unhappy in an enclosure it usually has to do with a change in its enclosure. He even explained it in the video. You obviously didn't listen.

  • @dradamov
    @dradamov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6997

    I really like the fact that he explains what should be done if we ever encounter specifically Kevin.

    • @theeguy9022
      @theeguy9022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      Well Kevin does tend to get around

    • @rtothemutha
      @rtothemutha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@theeguy9022 obviously

    • @Thoughtmage100
      @Thoughtmage100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      The chances are indeed small, but never zero.

    • @jamaaltankard3728
      @jamaaltankard3728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Alternative title: How to survive a Kevin Attack (rhea training) pt 1

    • @KitsunekoOwO
      @KitsunekoOwO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Maybe he manages to break out of prison like Gort did 🤔 It's important to know how to defeat him

  • @caitlynryder8639
    @caitlynryder8639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +966

    Nearly 2 years on and Kevin still doesn't know he's lower on the pecking order

    • @ErtM-vh5vs
      @ErtM-vh5vs ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Orders always resolvable.

    • @ekto6
      @ekto6 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I don’t think knows anything besides seething disdain

    • @jimmyboy131
      @jimmyboy131 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kevin: "I am the senate!"

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Like one of Doomguy’s opponents lol

  • @lancsdragon2619
    @lancsdragon2619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10689

    For some reason this guy calmly fighting his giant bird is killing me

    • @roebear
      @roebear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      its the fact that he's so calm and then going *smack* XD

    • @SpikeyBagel
      @SpikeyBagel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      @@roebear not *smack,* more like _smaaack, smaaack_

    • @joaohenrique7128
      @joaohenrique7128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Was about to comment that

    • @suruxstrawde8322
      @suruxstrawde8322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Its a bird with a handle bar for a neck and weak stick legs- he's practically being attacked by a giant goose.

    • @wiremonkeymother830
      @wiremonkeymother830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ​@@suruxstrawde8322 Geese are grouchy little brats so you might be onto something

  • @Nitro-bg1sn
    @Nitro-bg1sn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2449

    0:01 "I got this little glizzy here"
    0:21 The neck grab
    0:43 "Poggers is no help at all"
    0:48 Kevin is charging
    1:05 "Such a beautiful animal" - Slams head into gate
    1:19 Trash can lid smack out of nowhere
    2:15 Starts hissing at Kevin
    2:28 Poggers is a dog
    3:06 Poggers has been taking the eggs
    I don't know if this was meant to be absurdist but literally every shot is a new twist

    • @lemmekaiyourmui9158
      @lemmekaiyourmui9158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Forgot:
      2:24 “Karen is MY wife”

    • @spazattack215
      @spazattack215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Idk if I would be as calm as that guy.. I would either run, kick or punch that friggin bird in the head. (Most likely run tbh)

    • @farmtomeme6265
      @farmtomeme6265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Also
      3:22 Reveals wildlife rehab fundraising
      3:38 Rat trap is empty
      3:42 The kiss goodbye.

    • @rhazy9337
      @rhazy9337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pog

    • @kurochii4404
      @kurochii4404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I laughed way to hard at this comment

  • @floob5338
    @floob5338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2520

    I don’t know what’s funnier your dog being named Poggers or you gently pushing Kevin’s head aside with a garbage lid lol

  • @bigmike8586
    @bigmike8586 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Ben's left forearm was a lot smoother and less battle-scarred back in these days. Goodness has he come far, may the Lord never stop blessing us with your work and your presence, Ben

  • @boratpajama
    @boratpajama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26277

    Kevin just wakes up and chooses violence.

    • @assassinsblade1463
      @assassinsblade1463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +770

      Peace was never an option

    • @GabrielMoura-gt9jb
      @GabrielMoura-gt9jb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      [ your goose has evolved into " *KEVIN* " ]

    • @levibull6063
      @levibull6063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      He didn't choose the thug life
      The thug life choose him

    • @jayhokum5413
      @jayhokum5413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Every. Single. Day.

    • @frasermartin345
      @frasermartin345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Peace isn't an option

  • @errorghostt
    @errorghostt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5605

    "He needs to establish boundaries." *smacks Kevin with a trash can lid*

    • @BigYoshi0809
      @BigYoshi0809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Trash can lid: YEET.

    • @JA.4
      @JA.4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      *smacks gently

    • @shrishikesh2292
      @shrishikesh2292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That's straight outta some cartoon

    • @TaylorFocused
      @TaylorFocused 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @hodb3906
      @hodb3906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Works on women and children too.

  • @themindset4164
    @themindset4164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3498

    This is so funny because he's just casually running away and fighting off the bird while being so nice.

    • @deisk2707
      @deisk2707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It's just his everyday in his life

    • @Cai7S
      @Cai7S 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ik this is random but... Translate "up" English to Romanian

    • @themindset4164
      @themindset4164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Cai7S sus

    • @Mosesinmusic
      @Mosesinmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

    • @4sethx
      @4sethx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rQmTNQLCP2Q/w-d-xo.html .

  • @YoungClarke
    @YoungClarke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2457

    I love coming back to see the origin of Kevin. How there was such patience and tolerance and an expectation that he would learn.
    Cut to today and it is just accepted. “Kevin is evil and you smack him with the riot shield”
    Never change, Kevin. You monster dinosaur

    • @JW-ln9ln
      @JW-ln9ln 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I had high hopes for Kevin.

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      “He’ll learn” was Kevin’s “I can fix him,” and his response is “Not in this mortal coil.”

    • @spiralrose
      @spiralrose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Kevin needs to be paired up with Karen from the useless farm channel. They are two of a kind

    • @boluwarin
      @boluwarin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @teijaflink2226
      @teijaflink2226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kevin just knows that he's supposed to be the alpha.

  • @lolallyouwant1719
    @lolallyouwant1719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4635

    "It definitely hurts" - He says calmly
    Kevin - *ripping skin off*

    • @MegaEricPham
      @MegaEricPham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Tis but a flesh wound.

    • @ekkehard8
      @ekkehard8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol (x100)

    • @lilianaramirez1398
      @lilianaramirez1398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Its maybe because he is already used to it?

    • @lolallyouwant1719
      @lolallyouwant1719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@lilianaramirez1398 trust me, as someone who has worked with birds and owns a few, you can never get used to those bites lmao

    • @lilianaramirez1398
      @lilianaramirez1398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lolallyouwant1719 o- I feel bad for him-

  • @davidlane1248
    @davidlane1248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3570

    I've only seen less than 4 minutes of this man's life and I already know he's a national treasure

  • @martincitopants
    @martincitopants 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4725

    It's always the Kevins

    • @InsertNameHere540
      @InsertNameHere540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      yes

    • @dread7531
      @dread7531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Didnt expect to see you here but noice
      Also: ksp content is also nice
      Many thanks

    • @1cj
      @1cj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh

    • @bajenbilly
      @bajenbilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s always the Jebs

    • @Noctillia
      @Noctillia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Should have named him Kyle, would've attacked the drywall instead.

  • @TheObsoletist33
    @TheObsoletist33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I love when you first see a close up of Kevin, you can instantly tell he has an attitude problem.

  • @Alex-K94
    @Alex-K94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2459

    "Such a beautiful... wonderful animal"
    *Slams door in his face*

  • @TheDragonLegacy
    @TheDragonLegacy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4342

    "He needs to learn he's on the lower pecking order, so to speak"
    I'm about to watch a man fight a bird

    • @lem1681
      @lem1681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Bitch slap 101

    • @mistypeaks1375
      @mistypeaks1375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Casually throws out a pun

    • @VeryFamousActor
      @VeryFamousActor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That bird is a dinosaur lol

    • @gabrielpenteado8769
      @gabrielpenteado8769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      B R U H I SAW UR COMMENT WHILE HE TALKED UR COMMENT B R Y H

    • @lancsdragon2619
      @lancsdragon2619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      With a bin lid

  • @leofangd8501
    @leofangd8501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2710

    "such a beautiful.."
    *slams gate on Kevin's head*
    "...wonderful animal, one of God's creation, he's very lovely"

    • @bullymaguire4691
      @bullymaguire4691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA

    • @Apollo_Slayer
      @Apollo_Slayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Haahahahahaha

    • @tttreyflip17
      @tttreyflip17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I absolutely lost my shit there.

    • @roguesample
      @roguesample 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The exact part that got me too 🤣

    • @rizzo6743
      @rizzo6743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmsooo same

  • @goldman5762
    @goldman5762 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Something about 0:47 hit my survival instinct in a way I didn't like, having an incoming threat rushing towards the camera only for the camera to be turned away and the location of the threat left ambiguous. There's gotta be some kind of cinematographic term for a shot like that. Kevin has the atmosphere of a dangerous predator is what I'm trying to say.

    • @footass887
      @footass887 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ur a baby

    • @purple7056
      @purple7056 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ben: 🚶‍♂️‍➡️

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5092

    In the wild, a rhea can sprint at 40mph and deliver a nasty kick to predators that try to attack
    But luckily, Kevin hasn't tried that yet

    • @TheUrbanRescueRanch
      @TheUrbanRescueRanch  3 ปีที่แล้ว +603

      I love you Avery 👨🏻‍🌾🤝

    • @laurenlevy9378
      @laurenlevy9378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      It’s the use of the word yet that is truly concerning

    • @DanVegas27
      @DanVegas27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You again?
      You every where bro

    • @ovalith756
      @ovalith756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I see you everywhere-

    • @trashpanda2938
      @trashpanda2938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *yet*

  • @ralphschraven339
    @ralphschraven339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2895

    The fact that he doesn't add any context or discloses what he's about to do makes the sudden garbage can slap all the more hilarious.

    • @TournavisTheBlind
      @TournavisTheBlind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      He needs to establish boundaries
      **smack**

    • @fatcat3696
      @fatcat3696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like the One Piece profile photo

    • @formularainbow
      @formularainbow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fatcat3696 ORE NO KAIZOKU DAAAA CHOPPAAHHHH

    • @seancomerford5724
      @seancomerford5724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Idiot who stands there and gets their arm ripped open 😂

    • @starstruck_PCs
      @starstruck_PCs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seancomerford5724 dude he’s so chill about it tho it’s just a casual Sunday afternoon

  • @Sumschmuck
    @Sumschmuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12152

    How to defend yourself against a Rhea.
    1. Stay calm
    2. Casually approach rhea
    3. Grab that foo by the neck

    • @rheagomes5340
      @rheagomes5340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      😂😂😂

    • @YoungSavage_-om1rf
      @YoungSavage_-om1rf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      FR BRO HE WOULD GET THE F OUT OF MY WAY 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joeygee4026
      @joeygee4026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @silverwind9906
      @silverwind9906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmaooooo

    • @tweedekleutertransvaal9272
      @tweedekleutertransvaal9272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Thats actually the most passive aggressive ive ever seen LMAOOOO🤣🤣💀💀

  • @Gr8emie
    @Gr8emie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Can we just talk about how kevin ran to him at 0:48 😭

    • @RepellentJeff
      @RepellentJeff ปีที่แล้ว +35

      “Where do you think you’re going!? We ain’t done here!”

    • @moonsigil
      @moonsigil 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      jumpscare 😂

  • @datbishboo6956
    @datbishboo6956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2235

    KEVIN IS LITERALLY TRYING TO BITE OFF HIS FLESH AND HES LIKE "mmm well if you look here,, uh- he is definetly trying to kill me but thats ok"

    • @AlexN0704
      @AlexN0704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      "It hurts? Well yea ofc it does alot , but like life hurts too and thats ok"
      This man is so chill 😂

    • @datbishboo6956
      @datbishboo6956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AlexN0704 ikr HHSDG

    • @ivan_iii6271
      @ivan_iii6271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yee, that's how it works

    • @datbishboo6956
      @datbishboo6956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ivan_iii6271 very nas

    • @z0sick87
      @z0sick87 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your thousandth like your welcome

  • @kanoaikawach
    @kanoaikawach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1742

    "I'll tell you what's animal abuse, Kevin hurting me."
    *camera turns to see Kevin squaring up*

    • @pheonicninja2259
      @pheonicninja2259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      he wanted to but got backhanded by a trash can lid

    • @tobiaspatterson4457
      @tobiaspatterson4457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      1:40

    • @Domo0116
      @Domo0116 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not squaring up 😂😭😂😭😂

    • @aussiedabirb8383
      @aussiedabirb8383 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reminds me of that emu with arms gif

    • @abrahamsomething7471
      @abrahamsomething7471 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro if the dino chicken could talk
      dino chicken: (sees guy) I will freaking kill you, come over that gate punk ass and take this beating like a man
      TH-camr: jack robinsons the side of the dino chickens face
      dino chicken: forgets who he is and questions existence itself for about ten seconds, then sees guy and the cycle repeats lol

  • @willhannusch
    @willhannusch ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "if this was an ostrich I'd be dead a long time ago" meanwhile a year later he's kissing homelander directly on the beak

  • @shamanrobyt6954
    @shamanrobyt6954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2793

    "I need to establish boundaries"
    *slaps approaching death chicken with garbage lid*

    • @PersonManManManMan
      @PersonManManManMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol

    • @agro9999
      @agro9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      if you think that's a slap. You built like a snowflake

    • @fabianklein4432
      @fabianklein4432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@agro9999 jesus arent you a fun person

    • @clutterbot7279
      @clutterbot7279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@agro9999 i really dont think Shaman meant "slap" in a severe way, it's just another synonym for *B O N K* in this case. chill your beans.

    • @iProDevon
      @iProDevon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@agro9999 Who pissed in your cereal?

  • @ruzahel6287
    @ruzahel6287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3034

    Everything about this is hilarious. Him asking his dog to protect him and commenting on how a bird named Karen and nugget are the nicest beings. And him stealing a rhea’s wife.

    • @timael.
      @timael. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @UncleBen-s
      @UncleBen-s 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      forsenCD MY MAN

    • @thegnome9529
      @thegnome9529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I actually laughed out loud which almost never happens when he said ”karen is my wife”

    • @thegnome9529
      @thegnome9529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And also how he just calmly walks around choke holding s bird while its biting his arm lol

    • @noobkingd706
      @noobkingd706 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is the nicest one getting chocked?

  • @Nicobes.
    @Nicobes. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1654

    0:45 literally the funniest shit is where he turns the camera around it’s just chasing right after him with its beak wide open LMAOO

    • @JJ-me4yu
      @JJ-me4yu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I thought it was hella funny too🤣🤣🤣

    • @beingcharliebray3681
      @beingcharliebray3681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm crying at that moment and just saw this comment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrYabber
      @MrYabber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      0:49 😂😂

    • @benjo3355
      @benjo3355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My Heart skipped a beat at that part! Looool! 😅🤣😂💀😭

    • @kingali1693
      @kingali1693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr😭😭😭

  • @Igor_054
    @Igor_054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    As a resident of South America, I am not imune to the possibility of one day having to confront a bull Rhea. I am glad I've found this video first, as I now realize how unprepared I was.

    • @rectaldestructionisnotlove4091
      @rectaldestructionisnotlove4091 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just grab it by the neck and beat it against the concrete. Or snap its neck.

    • @lashaythestrange
      @lashaythestrange 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There are whole lot of Kevins and Karens running around?

    • @QueenofTNT
      @QueenofTNT ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@lashaythestrangeyeah, Rheas are native to South America, and they move in loose groups, so there’s entire territories full of wild Karens and Kevins.

  • @jacobsuarez8644
    @jacobsuarez8644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18899

    Kevin is beautiful and is one of Gods creations *slams gate into head*

  • @a.h8606
    @a.h8606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6241

    “That’s how he knows I’m the alpha”
    “Karen’s my wife”
    Shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick

    • @Volkaer
      @Volkaer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      I got some NSFW mental images right there XD

    • @ritwikg.8006
      @ritwikg.8006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      Maybe thats the reason Kevin loathes him with a vengeance lmao.

    • @cottonlarry8470
      @cottonlarry8470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Bestality: +100%

    • @randomshortsvideos2
      @randomshortsvideos2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Likes in comments doesnt do shit

    • @CrazymarioO-cf9yf
      @CrazymarioO-cf9yf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@randomshortsvideos2 well it means people like it.

  • @Sleek673
    @Sleek673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4788

    Can you imagine living next to this guy? Like you look out the window and he's slapping the bird with a trash can lid

    • @skylerthompson8652
      @skylerthompson8652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      I used to raise turkeys in town. Weird fucking looks were a daily occurrence

    • @mikep9312
      @mikep9312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Beef cows can be real Kevin's too but you just smack a stick on the ground and they back off.

    • @nameholdingplace
      @nameholdingplace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @vibonwer
      @vibonwer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @nickylodean6559
      @nickylodean6559 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s not a bird it’s a rhea

  • @DippyTheFresh
    @DippyTheFresh 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    Man, been 3 years already, so much changed…except Kevin

    • @PereiraCJ020
      @PereiraCJ020 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      yeah its crazy to think ive been watching for 3 years now

  • @notothe8915
    @notothe8915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    "You know what IS animal abuse? Him biting me".
    I feel that my guy.

  • @WushuFreak96
    @WushuFreak96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1725

    "It just kinda freaks him out. - UouOUouOuo! UuOouoUouuOu!"
    Gotta love this man's positivity. What a legend.

  • @s.o.4956
    @s.o.4956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1275

    “It’s such a beautiful....(slams gate on his face)....wonderful animal..”

  • @inyoface05
    @inyoface05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I will always love how the video starts with Kevin tearing at the fence. He may act like a lil devil, but you can't help but love the fella

  • @shad0w7x56
    @shad0w7x56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2105

    Its oddly satisfying watching kevins face get slowly pushed by the black lid thing.

    • @ianj3466
      @ianj3466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's like those ragdoll video game physics

    • @sweetwater6319
      @sweetwater6319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      2:15 XD

    • @IShaderI
      @IShaderI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I read this before seeing it and I was a bit confused. But you are not wrong...

    • @upc.barcodes83
      @upc.barcodes83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He looks hella scared 🤣🤣 1:51

    • @agentgrey5696
      @agentgrey5696 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pos

  • @UnboxJunkie
    @UnboxJunkie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13104

    "It's very lovely" 😂 I don't know why this was recommend but I'm glad it was.

    • @kachigga
      @kachigga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Industrial Society and Its Future
      by Theodore Kaczynski
      INTRODUCTION
      1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human being to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.
      2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy.
      3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later.
      4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hatetheindustrial system should take in order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis of the present society.
      5. In this article we give attention to only some of the negative developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological system. Other such developments wementiononly briefly orignore altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild nature, even though we consider these to be highly important. THE PSYCHOLOGY OF MODERN LEFTISM
      6. Almost everyone will agree that we live in a deeply troubled society. One of the most widespread manifestations of the craziness of our world is leftism, so a discussion of the psychology of leftism can serve as an introduction to the discussion of the problems of modern society in general.
      7. But what is leftism? During the first half of the 20th century leftism could have been practically identified with socialism. Today the movement is fragmented and it is not clear who can properly be called a leftist. When we speak of leftists in this article we have in mind mainly socialists, collectivists, “politically correct” types, feminists, gay and disability activists, animal rights activists and the like. But not everyone who is associated with one of these movements is a leftist. What we are trying to get at in discussing leftism is not so much movement or an ideology as a psychological type, or rather a collection of related types. Thus, what we meanby“leftism” will emerge moreclearly in the course of our discussion of leftist psychology. (Also, see paragraphs 227-230.)
      8. Even so, our conception of leftism will remain a good deal less clear than we would wish, but there doesn’t seem to be any remedy for this. All we are trying to do here is indicate in a rough and approximate way the two psychological tendencies that we believe are the main driving force of modern leftism. We by no means claim to be telling the WHOLE truth about leftist psychology. Also, our discussion is meant to apply to modern leftism only. We leave open the question of the extent to which our discussion could be applied to the leftists of the 19th and early 20th centuries.
      9. The two psychological tendencies that underlie modern leftism we call “feelings of inferiority” and “oversocialization”. Feelings of inferiority are characteristic of modern leftism as a whole, while oversocialization is characteristic only of a certain segment of modern leftism; but this segment is highly influential. FEELINGS OF INFERIORITY 10. By “feelings of inferiority” we mean not only inferiority feelings in the strict sense but a whole spectrum of related traits; low self-esteem, feelings of powerlessness, depressive tendencies, defeatism, guilt, self-hatred, etc.

    • @thetriborg9588
      @thetriborg9588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I don’t know why the other dude wrote a novel but I agree I’m glad it was too

    • @BradElliot
      @BradElliot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      2:31 am and its a lovely video

    • @the-fool666
      @the-fool666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep

    • @NBCS_STOPMOTION
      @NBCS_STOPMOTION 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

  • @abutterynoodle9347
    @abutterynoodle9347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3542

    I love how Karen looks like a doctor Seuss creation while Kevin looks like something from Jurassic Park

    • @MigWith
      @MigWith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Well, not wrong, they are dinos

    • @X4KalekusBeats
      @X4KalekusBeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMAOOO

    • @mlgtv5667
      @mlgtv5667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahaahahhaha

    • @anders8461
      @anders8461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kevin's breathing when he bites, he's raptor all right XD

    • @juan2049
      @juan2049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dr Suess? Don’t let the LGBT read this

  • @GroshTheGod
    @GroshTheGod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Kevin cutting in and running at 0:48 made me burst out laughing

    • @princesmith8008
      @princesmith8008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Come here you fu...." 👁👄👁

  • @kaleiah2800
    @kaleiah2800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1862

    “it definetly hurts.” *says in the most calm monotone voice ever*

    • @OsirisMawn
      @OsirisMawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think he's used to it

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      he's nuts

    • @organicspectroscopy7242
      @organicspectroscopy7242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Reminded me of the "Hi Ron, Hi Billy" video.. that's another very calm "it hurts". :P

    • @AnonymousOblivion
      @AnonymousOblivion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It does hurt, he's just speaking 'stream of conscious' from the logical part of his brain to hide it.

    • @vipset87
      @vipset87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "karen is a good girl who doesnt attack me on sight"
      you sure her name is KAREN? lol

  • @huzica
    @huzica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3211

    I love how there is an animal trying to kill him while he's just chilling acting like he can't feel anything 😂

    • @MadBro64
      @MadBro64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @SuperCallum112
      @SuperCallum112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Yeah you can't freak out or anything when lizards/birds bite you, otherwise they learn that what they need to do to get what they want. Just gotta kind of grit your teeth and take it until they realise biting doesn't work.

    • @ivanemilov522
      @ivanemilov522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@SuperCallum112 can you not just start running towards this dino while yelling like caveman to scare it or smth

    • @peace420u7
      @peace420u7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That's when you preform what I like to call inserting your dominance by smacking the shit outta it

    • @noforwhat5767
      @noforwhat5767 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @MattKrause2134
    @MattKrause2134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3829

    Ben: exists
    Kevin: and I took that personally

    • @punkletongaming2174
      @punkletongaming2174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1k likes and no replies?

    • @user-ie5ft9el2k
      @user-ie5ft9el2k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Empty replies wow

    • @kukiSkuwlzX3
      @kukiSkuwlzX3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everyone said “fuck you and take me like and no reply”

    • @natedog8836
      @natedog8836 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      4

    • @thatoneguy9615
      @thatoneguy9615 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BEHOLD! A FIFTH COMMENT!!! AS WAS FORETOLD!

  • @MelissaHamilton-qj5ks
    @MelissaHamilton-qj5ks 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I found you - I had lost track of your sight! I am so glad to hear and watch your videos! Keep making videos! God Bless!!!❤😊

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1961

    This has gotta be the most passive aggressively wholesome video I've ever seen.

    • @jakolmydig960
      @jakolmydig960 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/w86rotpPU1Q/w-d-xo.html

    • @taco2422
      @taco2422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

  • @dewoitine
    @dewoitine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2423

    Something about this guy you can just tell he's the one in his friend group that everyone enjoys being around at all times

    • @lh6353
      @lh6353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Super agree. Handsome personality. Cutie

    • @slickdreams9325
      @slickdreams9325 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was about to say that lol

    • @raybilalkharalkharal3825
      @raybilalkharalkharal3825 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hiii how are u

    • @Bowcat777tgc
      @Bowcat777tgc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why ppl come up with random ass uninteresting shit comments like this
      Even if u got a point do you feel better more boring dudes liking your shit about a boring comment what’s the satisfaction here

    • @jackelinejack1920
      @jackelinejack1920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @banemzokas what is the point of comment it? ._.

  • @RosieRoan
    @RosieRoan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5159

    Ben: "Violence is never the answer."
    Kevin: *"Violence is the question, and the answer is **_YES."_*

    • @kristaj428
      @kristaj428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂😂

    • @gasusallynv2777
      @gasusallynv2777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😭😭😭

    • @chinawall1359
      @chinawall1359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      If violence isnt the answer, you didnt use enough

    • @Black_Knight_-BK-
      @Black_Knight_-BK- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "You gotta treat a car like you treat a woman"

    • @Thefreakyfreek
      @Thefreakyfreek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      RIP and tear until it is done

  • @Ajaxx47
    @Ajaxx47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Lmfao when you pan the camera and Kevin is running full speed mouth open at you, I legit folded laughing 😂 🤣🤣

  • @berryrue12
    @berryrue12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6146

    "I'll tell you what's animal abuse: what kevin does to me."
    "You see if this was an ostrich, I'd be dead already."
    I love this man's energy.

    • @everywhereattheendoftime
      @everywhereattheendoftime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ehmmmm...
      Second!!!

    • @ooghaboogha4362
      @ooghaboogha4362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Kinetic or Potential o_O

    • @natedog8836
      @natedog8836 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      1

    • @auugh43546
      @auugh43546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@everywhereattheendoftime Ehmmm....
      i am currently holding a building hostage i have planted several bombs the people are gathered in the middle the police are coming i will turn the bombs on

    • @the_fallero
      @the_fallero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh well nvm

  • @teeforthewin
    @teeforthewin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    The way you’re able to be so calm and maintain your composure while being bitten so hard really is commendable. Kevin is a bad boy.

    • @whatTFisThis
      @whatTFisThis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Eh honestly its normal for me, panicking does nothing, we have geese and sheep, and when geese hiss and shit, its really an empty threat, run at them with your arms outstretched and they fuck off, rams however...

    • @majascorpia7912
      @majascorpia7912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@whatTFisThis i can't help it, its so fucking funny to image😂😂😂😂

    • @whatTFisThis
      @whatTFisThis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@majascorpia7912 yea its funny to see lol, they run away from a human running while t posing, I mean thats basically what they do

    • @majascorpia7912
      @majascorpia7912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@whatTFisThis that's crazy tho I couldn't calm down in this situation, they would chase me until I'm laying on the ground, picking on me😂😭

    • @whatTFisThis
      @whatTFisThis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@majascorpia7912 na its an empty threat they would just hiss, if you walk away they scream their heads off in "victory" running and t posing only scares them off, if theyre really stupid they keep on hissing their empty threats the stupid ones even hiss a fucking horses, as if that is threating to a 1,000lb animal that could easily crush their skulls without effort

  • @matttypes2695
    @matttypes2695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21887

    I’ll tell you what’s animal abuse: This animal is abusing me.

  • @ZooMinsTV
    @ZooMinsTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Forever thankful that this video went viral and got on my recommended. Uncle ben wouldn't have been the best youtuber I've ever come across if it weren't for that 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @whodatdrifty8606
    @whodatdrifty8606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    “What a lovely animal”
    Literally draining blood out of his arm😂

  • @chrisschoenthaler5184
    @chrisschoenthaler5184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2016

    “If this was an ostrich, I would be dead already.”
    Indeed. There are some animals that humans just aren’t supposed to interact with.

    • @Socktupus
      @Socktupus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Plenty of people own ostriches. They’re really not so bad.

    • @KayLo_The_Legend
      @KayLo_The_Legend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@Socktupus yeah but they probably weren't just plucked out of the wild. The chill ones were probably raised by humans

    • @treehugers1000
      @treehugers1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@KayLo_The_Legend Neither was Kevin to my knowledge.

    • @chrisschoenthaler5184
      @chrisschoenthaler5184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@Socktupus They are the closest thing to dinosaurs that remain in this world, and they know it.

    • @jamesmoriarty4236
      @jamesmoriarty4236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@chrisschoenthaler5184 I thought that was crocodiles

  • @starchu4538
    @starchu4538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2904

    As you can see, it's a beautiful animal-
    Kevin: * Heavy breathing and biting while trying to tear off and eat your skin *

    • @stevenl4688
      @stevenl4688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Juzzzzz

    • @lunatic2178
      @lunatic2178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      If I ever see Kevin he's going to die

    • @lilplague4857
      @lilplague4857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@lunatic2178 okay internet tough guy

    • @rishirajsaikia1323
      @rishirajsaikia1323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lilplague4857 what if he is also actually tough in real life ?

    • @10zin9
      @10zin9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

  • @GlorifiedGremlin
    @GlorifiedGremlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I can't believe after all this time hes gotten no better lol but I gotta hand it to him, Kevin launched the success of this channel

  • @cjnrc1305
    @cjnrc1305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1596

    "you see it kinda freaks him out, oOoOooOoh" *slids trash can lid on birb head*

    • @getbaccty8626
      @getbaccty8626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @TeaOnTue
      @TeaOnTue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh my god I was so unprepared for that I burst into laughter/tears 😂 damn boi

    • @Domo0116
      @Domo0116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I lost it 😂😂😂😂

    • @domoxio
      @domoxio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      birb

    • @deleted2636
      @deleted2636 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Slides*

  • @michaelfouladi4961
    @michaelfouladi4961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1961

    You know it’s Texas when the man is gently slapping a bird with a garbage can lid to assert dominance. This is a gem

    • @nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife
      @nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      *writes notes down*
      "Use trash lid to assert dominance...might work on boss".

    • @HUEnshiro_do_Norte
      @HUEnshiro_do_Norte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @OneLostTexan
      @OneLostTexan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I also saw the 5 point star on the fence and knew it was Texas.

    • @maximilianwonschik1304
      @maximilianwonschik1304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its australia though... (in fact I'm dumb)

    • @OneLostTexan
      @OneLostTexan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maximilianwonschik1304, look on the channel description and tell me what it says.

  • @Jaguar-ds4pt
    @Jaguar-ds4pt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    "Don't say it's on animal abuse, it's not. I'll tell you what's animal abuse, kevin hurting me." 😂😂😂😂😂 bruh that line hit hard

    • @KingHikari_xx
      @KingHikari_xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That shit was valid😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😭

    • @vizardcero8530
      @vizardcero8530 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Real af lol

  • @ericheckenkamp6091
    @ericheckenkamp6091 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "You don't have to do it hard..."
    Two years later, "Oh hello...THWACK!"

  • @bradleyfaddis1577
    @bradleyfaddis1577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1183

    “I’ll tell you what’s animal abuse...Kevin hurting me”🤣🤣🤣

    • @GabrielSouto
      @GabrielSouto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i was not expecting to hear that! ahahahahaha

    • @aabe1189
      @aabe1189 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@4sethx Report this bot.

    • @muhammadmudassar3576
      @muhammadmudassar3576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In first half, I thought he was gonna do something to pugg.

  • @JudgeNicodemus
    @JudgeNicodemus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6220

    Poggers, Nugget, Karen and Kevin. Jesus this man is a genius when it comes to naming creatures.

    • @Willian774
      @Willian774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      As a non english fluent and discovering this channel right now, I was “what the fuck is the context here? What is he talking about” for a moment

    • @borninqueens1
      @borninqueens1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dropsmic3224
      @dropsmic3224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I had a gecko called lil uzi and a ferret called primrose

    • @ethan_rummel
      @ethan_rummel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @spidercatgaming3229
      @spidercatgaming3229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He understands memes he is the chosen one

  • @trueninja-gaming2279
    @trueninja-gaming2279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1629

    Kevin: *tries ripping off a chunk of his flesh*
    Him: *very calm* “Well as you see, it does hurt”

    • @n4th0シ
      @n4th0シ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I love just seeing a brown chicken and the owner looks at it and says hi nugget

    • @Casey093
      @Casey093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But "it does not always draw blood"... so that is a good thing... maybe? :-)

  • @LindaMurphy-ge3tq
    @LindaMurphy-ge3tq 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Uncle Ben, I am new to your channel. I am now totally addicted. I watch you and the critters everyday! You have brought so much joy and happiness to my life. There are days that aren't so great but with God's help and your channel , I get through them. You are so special and I can see why the Lord chose you to care for those precious little creatures. Keep up your good work and don't ever let the haters get you down! I love all your animals especially Kevin, da baby and big ounce. Thank you for the sunshine!!!!

  • @LVSkinny
    @LVSkinny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7470

    Don’t even know what a Rhea is and still clicked it 🤣

    • @azizov5942
      @azizov5942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Rhea is Good candidate for next Thanksgiving

    • @Heyhey-bm7uw
      @Heyhey-bm7uw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Its native to america i guess so and is mostly like ostrich by looks by still much smaller but they r not very peaceful i mean after watching this i came to know their bites wont hurt too much but still they arenr animals to be farmed and also they prefer places which ostriches like too and yup they can run too😁 pretty quick

    • @marcusrydell9933
      @marcusrydell9933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It big birb

    • @joebro3979
      @joebro3979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Heyhey-bm7uw I think they’re closer related to Emus

    • @sethakmohamadiii5661
      @sethakmohamadiii5661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Relate

  • @_TIO
    @_TIO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4092

    bird: biting, attacking, doing tax fraud and hurting the innocent
    my main man: look at this beautiful creature *slaps a bin lid over the bird*

    • @TK-ee1wx
      @TK-ee1wx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      my bird NEVER messes up my taxes.

    • @princessazula7676
      @princessazula7676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *LIMU EMU*

    • @koryreid7400
      @koryreid7400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @asmqb7222
      @asmqb7222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Is this... is this tax fraud you speak of "im comiting tax fraud" tax fraud?
      If so, perfect reference.

    • @kitari3655
      @kitari3655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm losing my shit at this comment

  • @quailland1982
    @quailland1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9212

    This man either has a very high pain tolerance or has grown completely and utterly immune to Kevin's attacks, either way, I'm impressed😳

    • @rosiehawtrey
      @rosiehawtrey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      With ratites it's the kicks, not the gentle beak massages, you need to be scared of. So long as you have eye protection - by which I mean shooting glasses

    • @jp8649
      @jp8649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@rosiehawtrey But he said they don't kick and those bites usually make bloodstream down his arms.

    • @Rob526
      @Rob526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@jp8649 He said ratites. Which include Emus, Ostrich, rheas and I think more. They are all similar, and they can all mess you up with kicks. However none of their bites hurt much. luckily not all of them know to kick. Im confident if Kevin, maybe even karen if they did kick it would hurt more than an ostrich biting you multiple times.

    • @rosiehawtrey
      @rosiehawtrey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@jp8649 My tegu bite is 1000n and crippled me for two days from bruising. A ratites bite force is probably about equal to a human at 200n. The ratites such as emu, cassowary, rhea and ostrich can run at over 35mph - and a kick from an cassowary or ostrich is perfectly capable of unzipping the human abdomen. Think a cross between a pissed off chicken and a Deinonychus - the only difference is Deinonychus used its kicking for hunting and climbing, the ratites use it for defence (cassowary are most dangerous protecting eggs/chicks).
      You get used to getting bitten after a while. I've a black eye at the moment - from a 2 year old cornsnake decided my eyelid was lunch. Not serious but most people would go berserk..

    • @rosiehawtrey
      @rosiehawtrey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jp8649 He hasn't been kicked yet. That doesn't mean the same thing. The bird is doing the equivalent of ball waving, a dominance thing..

  • @squirekev
    @squirekev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Kevin is not doing the world of Kevins any favors.
    When he mentioned an ostrich would kill him in the same situation as he got bit for the third time, I realised this is the most patient person in the universe: he truly loves the animals he keeps. Respect.

  • @suryapratap56
    @suryapratap56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3868

    "such a beautiful, wonderful animal, one of god's creation"
    *Slams door on its face

  • @valiantdiesel1332
    @valiantdiesel1332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1406

    Death chicken: *pecking dude with a vengeance*
    Dude: *unleashes bin lid bonk*
    Death chicken: 'understandable have a nice day'

  • @TheSoulknight19
    @TheSoulknight19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3567

    Rhea: *attempting to strip the meat from the opposition's bones with his beak*
    Human: This is not so bad *Proceeds to casual smack rhea with a garbage lid* Also Karen is my wife now.

    • @AndroidFerret
      @AndroidFerret 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I am kinda thinking thats the problem ...this bird protects his wife and area...

    • @jacobbugenhagen2648
      @jacobbugenhagen2648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why is there only two replies in a comment with 1 k likes

    • @gaboderflinger7854
      @gaboderflinger7854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@AndroidFerret No, he’s not protecting, ad you saw he’s trying to compete for dominance since he knows that the farmer is harmless for him and all the others in there. Kevin is just a competitive prick.

    • @AndroidFerret
      @AndroidFerret 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jacobbugenhagen2648 good question

    • @shak-alt1235
      @shak-alt1235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jacobbugenhagen2648 there is nothing more to be said

  • @CreatorsHubCreates
    @CreatorsHubCreates ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2 years later and Kevin is still a menace

  • @RainWelsh
    @RainWelsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    The shot of Kevin at 0:48 is legitimately terrifying though, imagine if you didn’t know he was there and you turned around to that.

    • @fefek1
      @fefek1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He legit looks like king ghidorah at that scene except its 1 head, and HIS NAME IS ALSO KEVIN AHH-

    • @getdiddled
      @getdiddled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’m high. It freaked me tf out

    • @TerranceGeorge222
      @TerranceGeorge222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@getdiddled YO SAME MAN! i jumped out my seat

    • @tunatros8317
      @tunatros8317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would shit myself and quitely waiting for die

  • @TecTitan
    @TecTitan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    "Its not for everyone"
    -Kevin being immediately helpful in proving that point.
    He's such a good boy, lmao

  • @morewelyn
    @morewelyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3787

    5 seconds in and i knew this was gonna be a banger of a vid

  • @lindafromcanada7400
    @lindafromcanada7400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are a GREAT HUMAIN BEING. Hope people get you help. The name of your animals is so funny. Thank you for helping and loving these beautiful animals.

    • @stevenanthony199
      @stevenanthony199 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello Linda how's the weather over there

  • @Tonkah
    @Tonkah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1239

    Kevin: 0:48
    My anxiety for some reason: 📈📈📈📈

    • @shedingleonmyberry
      @shedingleonmyberry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I laughed

    • @ia2470
      @ia2470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      WHY IS IT LOOKING STRAIGHT AT THE CAMERA

    • @0bscuraNoxx
      @0bscuraNoxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm sorry, that part was fucking terrifying. 💀

    • @lyinxpinx3674
      @lyinxpinx3674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I laughed so hard i started chocking💀💀💀

    • @mattu.8062
      @mattu.8062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kamerstoel1023 same bro, same.

  • @TAL1
    @TAL1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2681

    When he smacked him with the bin lid I spat out my water laughing

    • @morganchapman2150
      @morganchapman2150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Such a lovely animal 😂

    • @Tinlion09
      @Tinlion09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Then Round 2 starts, and he just sorta...gently pushes the lid into Kevin's face, leaving Kevin with a facial expression I can only describe as "bewildered, angry fear." I love how profoundly stupid birds can look in the right conditions.

    • @Myviewingtime07
      @Myviewingtime07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can’t stop laughing 😆

    • @africansniper5824
      @africansniper5824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      haha the first one was emotional, the others were controlled

    • @Matt_Matt96
      @Matt_Matt96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gently tho.... lmao looked like he slap the shit out of him to me 💀😂

  • @GabrielXzavier
    @GabrielXzavier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1242

    it was just funny- he literally turns the camera towards himself as he’s getting attacked and he’s just very calmly like “yeah you pretty much just wanna chill” “oh and that’s my dog poggers”

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bots liked comment

    • @GabrielXzavier
      @GabrielXzavier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@capybara9521 oh damn- i just thought it was a genuine moment 😳

    • @zaishijunior9455
      @zaishijunior9455 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Hi Poggers"

  • @DrProfessorWeed
    @DrProfessorWeed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2239

    "And he's no where to be seen"
    0:47 *literal dinosaur charges at him*

  • @MrClintstopher
    @MrClintstopher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Honestly, Kevin is the main character of this series. The Urban Rescue Ranch lore is the (training Kevin) story

  • @mickeyman9431
    @mickeyman9431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4018

    Why is no one admiring this mans pain tolerance.

    • @applescruff1969
      @applescruff1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      It's because he's used to it at this point.

    • @grafando
      @grafando 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      He cried off camera afterward

    • @barlin4972
      @barlin4972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @SUBSCRIBE FOR FREE HIP HOP BEATS A lot of assumptions

    • @ktolwal
      @ktolwal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      admiring his nuttery??

    • @sarahjones-jf4pr
      @sarahjones-jf4pr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      WE ARE!

  • @whiteheart9218
    @whiteheart9218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1244

    Kevin: "COME FIGHT ME HUMAN !"
    *Suddenly gets hit on the head*
    Kevin: “who am I ?”

    • @xxxmasterxxx0959
      @xxxmasterxxx0959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Kevin see the human: I don't know who you are but I hate you

    • @madhavpayyadakkath2709
      @madhavpayyadakkath2709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Paddydukes89
      @Paddydukes89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xxxmasterxxx0959 like an enemy guard catching sight of the player

    • @raybilalkharalkharal3825
      @raybilalkharalkharal3825 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hiii how are u

    • @vipset87
      @vipset87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "karen is a good girl who doesnt attack me on sight"
      are you SURE her name is KAREN?
      🤔😀

  • @zentus4780
    @zentus4780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3569

    I love the fact that he has a chicken named Nugget and a dog named Poggers

    • @ztomoe
      @ztomoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      average Jojo fan

    • @Tinlion09
      @Tinlion09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Nugget is an extremely good name for a chicken, especially with brown feathers.

    • @sicadafly
      @sicadafly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      and a kangaroo that is hit rapper and artist dababy

    • @thuriusth5997
      @thuriusth5997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Less go

    • @gggrumpyyyy
      @gggrumpyyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Now poggers is a poggers name 🤧

  • @Winter-CIG
    @Winter-CIG ปีที่แล้ว +14

    00:49 this shot right here would define an era.

    • @ASENDOMUSIC
      @ASENDOMUSIC ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @Cohen-
      @Cohen- ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it absolutely would. This video is what got me into watching Ben only a few months after this video initially came out. I stopped watching him a few months after this came out too though lol. Right around the time he was moving to his new home

    • @ASENDOMUSIC
      @ASENDOMUSIC ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here!@@Cohen-

  • @spaz12
    @spaz12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2393

    00:49 scared me

  • @mehmetemincicek3266
    @mehmetemincicek3266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    **"Hey guys, this is Kevin. Today he's gonna kill me"**
    _5 seconds later:_
    **"As you can see guys, he is currently ripping my arm skin off and it deffinetly hurts."**

    • @justacommentercommenting
      @justacommentercommenting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      don't mined me I'm just here to inform you your comment is doing well.

    • @pencilbender
      @pencilbender 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justacommentercommenting its a good day to be their comment

  • @Texas_shreds
    @Texas_shreds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    this man calmly slapping a rhea with a trashcan lid while hissing is the funniest thing ive seen in a long time

  • @WhisperingJaneASMR
    @WhisperingJaneASMR ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You see guyes, it's not for everyone." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I love your sarcasm!

  • @dude-gh5ru
    @dude-gh5ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    "Definitely-definitely hurts." Continues to talk in a calming voice while a bird bites him.

    • @crimsonsky2688
      @crimsonsky2688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A giant bird*

    • @cryptfire3158
      @cryptfire3158 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      couldn't he just take his other hand and point the head away from his arm?

    • @kinglegend7243
      @kinglegend7243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cryptfire3158 yea I mean he just needs to use his third arm

    • @blueenderman3322
      @blueenderman3322 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stolen from a comment that has 21 likes

    • @blueenderman3322
      @blueenderman3322 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      84 likes

  • @reecethegreatvlogs7301
    @reecethegreatvlogs7301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1472

    The fact that he legitimately named some of the animals after memes like poggers and karen just makes me love this channel even more

    • @liundeirkil8706
      @liundeirkil8706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      nugget the chicken

    • @natedog8836
      @natedog8836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2

    • @RagbagMcShag
      @RagbagMcShag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@liundeirkil8706 shoulda named him tendie smh

    • @notting2640
      @notting2640 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@liundeirkil8706 Yakuza 0?

    • @KarenTookTheKids
      @KarenTookTheKids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Karen isn't a meme
      Its a haircut

  • @degeneratewilson
    @degeneratewilson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1667

    "if this was an ostrich I'd be dead already." He speaks facts

    • @natedog8836
      @natedog8836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1

    • @Lalaloopsies_United
      @Lalaloopsies_United 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Not true, cuz ostrich only kill 5 people a year, cassowary are more likely of killing you, sharks just kill one more people to be slightly deadlier, also coconuts are deadlier than ostriches

    • @alzetilted33
      @alzetilted33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@Lalaloopsies_United it bcuz ostrich aren't too aggressive..
      Also a kick from an ostrich is deadly than a Rhea..

    • @ethribin4188
      @ethribin4188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Lalaloopsies_United Cassowaries are scary as frick man.

    • @Lalaloopsies_United
      @Lalaloopsies_United 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alzetilted33 well cassowary do more damage :)

  • @mles98
    @mles98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've spent about 3 years searching for you. Glad l found you again!

  • @KermaHillway
    @KermaHillway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    I like how this dude is so calm while he’s choking the bird who is trying to murder him.

    • @exanyt
      @exanyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      kinky

    • @lem1681
      @lem1681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Karen : "i think he likes it"

    • @snarglblargn4986
      @snarglblargn4986 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont think hes choking as much as lifting Kevin up off his firm stance. Forcing him to release his vice

  • @shatteredscry
    @shatteredscry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3602

    I love how diabolical Kevin is while his only expression is :D

  • @timothyhall4794
    @timothyhall4794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    This video has such a special quality to it. The editing, camera angles, the way you speak, the cut back to the bird chasing you, the garbage can lid, fucking all of it. I was crying the whole time.

    • @remondx8880
      @remondx8880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The only thing missing is an Australian accent

    • @themanofquagga
      @themanofquagga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't forget the animals names too. Poggers the dog, Nugget the chicken, what a great sense of names.

    • @owi8375
      @owi8375 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      its just like a movie

    • @RyanRoberts15
      @RyanRoberts15 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The dogs name is Poggers just another layer

    • @ZoraKurosagi
      @ZoraKurosagi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro Fr tho. That first camera flip to the bird a chasing him scared tf out of me

  • @savannahvarns2126
    @savannahvarns2126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how Karen is the tame one and Kevin is the mean one