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Bro I'm NOT tryna be rude, but like, that's kinda the point of the joke lmao, they do stuff relatable to them and they got popular because people share a lot of their experiences since we're all human in the same world. (Sorry I just like talking)
@@libra7897 Hey Libra, wondering if you could give me your home address. I might wanna drop by so we can hang out for a bit. I don't know you, but you seem cool enough.
But I guess it's mostly true. For them, not paying attention for just a second, you being there is most likely out of nowhere. That's why they crash into you. :D
@@kennethnwebb I have actually heard people in all sincerity say that a parked car came out of nowhere. I think driver's training may need to be a bit more extensive.
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@@ZinGamma it actually does, when you call the police, they will be able to find the personal information and the name assosiated with that licence plate, as it has to be registered to someone. And it'll then allow them to find the person 9/10 times.
Dude I swear it's always the people with the supposed chill attitude who will do the most deplorable shit then handwave it as "lmao it's just how I am brah" when you confront them on their antics
Fart Lawyer here. He technically no longer has proof of "privilege" to fart. Rights don't require licensing. But if he's in a West coast state he might still be ok as officers can lookup the status your license to fart based on your standard ID.
That's at least a partial while he's driving off. Combined with a description to the police a he's probably screwed anyway. Would love to see the follow up where he's trying the same thing with the Police 12 minutes later after stopping at a gas station three blocks away for a coffee with his car still obviously fucked up.
Stupid....... the plate will do no good as the car is stolen duhhhhhhhhhhhHhHHHHHhhHhhHhHHhHHHhhHHHhHHhHhhHhHHHHhHHhHHHHhHHHhHHhhHHHhHHHHHHhh....................WORD!
These are the same people that end up in the emergency room the night they were supposed to pick u up from the airport or when you were supposed to help a friend with moving into a new house
Haha for reals, and if not that they try to blame other stuff that had previously happened on the current accident so they can have your insurance pay for it. THATS why rear and front cameras are important.
@Alapaap I was thinking more along the lines of realistic/convincing, but that could also work (if you're a normal person talking about Key, or if you're Meegan talking about Peele).
Chi chan It's all connected! *Mind blown!!!!* Also my dudes calm y'all thirst for all you know that's probably not a real girl But some guy using a picture of a some random girl in the Internet that's happens a lot in the Internet. (If you are real chi chan I meant no disrespect) (If I was right, you do you dude)
@@ottergreen8190 Say what you want but I trust anything that Shaquille O'Neal puts his name on. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm on my way to the dealership to pick up my Buick LaCrosse.
Yup. A poor girl rear ended me and I proceeded to rear end a Porche. She only had 5k coverage with the General. She totaled my car 18k and the Porche had over 10k in damage. My insurance company sued her for the remaining balance owed. She was only 18 years old and now stuck with 23k worth of debt
“You just started your car” Is that... not okay? I mean, I’m in my car. That’s what I do when I’m in the car. You thought I would just drive away? WHO THINKS LIKE THAT
Things like this do happen in real life. That's why the very first thing you need to do is take pictures of the license plate and the driver when you get out to collect other driver's info. Also, everyone should have dashcams nowadays.
@@Absolutely_puck_fakestine your argument is souly based on a cop not caring so I wouldn't say you have much to bring to the table either, yes you can show the pic, and it's best to immediately take pics after the crash if you're able to for proof, or the number alone is just fine because all they have to do is look up the license plate, which then you could describe the car too to prove your point you saw it and where it was damaged, further leading to the drivers name, ID, address, insurance, their latest speeding tickets, their latest payments on the vehicle, if their tags are expired, etc, where they can simply mail a notice to the address setting a court date since fleeing the scene of an accident is a crime and is at LEAST a fine that has to be paid, not to mention their insurance will probably go to shit because they tried to flee the scene and will skyrocket additionally making their insurance now cost more, but sure, just say fuck cops and they can't do shit right? Also you can turn the license plate number to your insurance company and they can find out all this for you as well, but wtf do I know :)
@@Absolutely_puck_fakestine Not true. Done it before. Your cop source lied. Source: My cop friends, the test I took when I was becoming a cop, and personal experience.
Something like this happened to me. I was driving down my own home street when a woman pulled out as I was driving by, making it look like I hit her and not her hitting me. Luckily, my mom (I was a teen) told me that since she didn't want to call our insurance or police, its obvious she was hoping for me to pay to get it fixed to "not have to get insurance involved". I didn't see her again after that, and the "damage" I caused mostly turned out to be damage the SUV already had (a bump won't break tire rods..). She didn't have insurance, and I'm glad my mom figured all of this out for me. It's the only "accident" I've ever been in, too, and at the time I almost believed her until she lied and said I was messing with my radio and wasn't paying attention.
ProzacPreacher my 8 year old has actually given me a written lisence to fart instead of given me his homework when asked and when I said that’s funny now give me the real thing he just farted
Truth; there's so much unnecessary stuff on a Walgreens receipt... you'll buy 2 things and it's 10 inches long. Even worse at Petco. Bought crickets: must fold receipt three times 😂🦗🦗🦗
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But will we be alive for that next week ??
no :)
That washed dude from smosh? I think I speak for everyone when I say that he is not funny
Comedy Central Originals how about NO? We don’t care. We want KEY AND PEELE. Period.
Dagelijkse Dosis Internet his new videos are really good though! i think you should check them out.
The sad part is there are actual people like this
Spoosh Foosh so the satire is on point
First thing you do is take a pic of their license plate and your good
Bro I'm NOT tryna be rude, but like, that's kinda the point of the joke lmao, they do stuff relatable to them and they got popular because people share a lot of their experiences since we're all human in the same world. (Sorry I just like talking)
…and you’re one of them.
funny as fuck 😂😂
Joke's on him, now he can't fart without his license.
Nice, hey do you have a whatsapp? Let's have a chat
😂😂
@@libra7897 Hey Libra, wondering if you could give me your home address. I might wanna drop by so we can hang out for a bit. I don't know you, but you seem cool enough.
@@Karradaguy Gimme your whatsapp, and I'll send it to you
Karradaguy lmaooo that shit was funny as fuck😂😂
“You really came outta nowhere”
The motto of all who are at fault in an accident.
But I guess it's mostly true. For them, not paying attention for just a second, you being there is most likely out of nowhere. That's why they crash into you. :D
That and 'was that me or was that massive dent there before?' 🙄
Yah... My girl says that.. she's rear ended 3 people over 3 years... Insurance is about 300$ for her now lmfao
this video is bitter for me cause someone rear ended me and act like it was my fault....
@@kennethnwebb I have actually heard people in all sincerity say that a parked car came out of nowhere. I think driver's training may need to be a bit more extensive.
“Sorry I misunderstood.”
“I don’t see how.” That part had me dying 😂
1:12 lol
People think of sociopaths as violent criminals. Many are more like this guy.
Facts
The violent criminals are actually psychopaths.
@@slowanddeliberate6893 funny how they associate "socio" with "psycho"
@@slowanddeliberate6893 thats definitely not true either. Sure some are but many arent
@@Calilou52 I meant that the confirmed sociopaths that are also violent criminals are psychopaths.
“You might as well ring the alarm”
*Rings alarm*
I don't see*
Do you keep reptiles secure? Or are you a guard with reptilian DNA?
That part total cracked me up. Key's delivery. 😂
That was very mildly funny.
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“do u need to start ur car to open the glove compartment”
teslas: yes
lol, you never actually start a tesla. You just get in and put it into drive. There is no engine to crank.
Sean O'Connell you forgot to say “ UhHh aCtUaLly.....” at the beginning lol
Sean O'Connell ok boomer.
aaaaaaaaaa yea
@Toby N. ok boomer
"Yeah I can imagine it, it's giving me chills up my fucking spine" LMAO
😂😂😂😂
Dude I laughed so hard at that
That line had me in tears! So simple but the delivery was great!
Every skit is like they're in some twisted part of purgatory
Theo Walcott for some reason, I completely agree😂😂😂 every single one has that vibe
Theo Walcott you are so right
c'est la vie
😶
Theo Walcott that hair tho, it fits the villain!
They play so many characters their acting range is crazy 🤣
Facts lmao I get carried away and believe they’re not even them anymore haha
Dare I say legendary actors?
Noah R you ok bud?
Kinigra Deon I think most comedians have a little bit of craziness in them. That’s why they’re so talented.
One's acting range is broader though.
I was like mentally screaming at him to write down his lisence plate number and then I remembered it’s just a comedy skit
I really don't know why this made me so stressed
That doesn't do anything my guy
@@ZinGamma it actually does, when you call the police, they will be able to find the personal information and the name assosiated with that licence plate, as it has to be registered to someone. And it'll then allow them to find the person 9/10 times.
@@thehunter5475 That doesn't prove that their car hit you. Especially if they 86 it or hide it.
@@ZinGamma lmao you obviously have low i.q 🤣
Key is so good at playing uptight characters. I'm getting secondhand rage.
yeah seriously and Jordan is so good at annoying characters
your sn is all I needed to make next potluck at work the boom
Right
Though in this scene he's not uptight, I think we'd all be pissed off to deal with a guy like this
STOP STOP STOP STOPPPPP
As soon as he said “What engine?” That would have been my cue to start writing the license plate number down 😂😂😂
youd be a terrible skit writer
Hahahha me too
Aaron Hill TV I’m gonna like this for the 666 likes
John Rogers 😂😂😂
N-Word Salesman 😂😂😂
Jordan is the greatest actor when it comes to annoying characters. LOOL
definitely, I would kill all his characters if I met then in real life
@@geicorian lmao
Same with Key when it comes to short-tempered characters.
THEEEEE GREATEST!!!!
Even his outfit is annoying 😅
He got his license to fart laminated at Walgreens.
Lol
Wtf xD 🤣🤣🤣
Facts
wait, they laminate at Walgreens?
But the card itself said it was already laminated.
the line "thats just my personality" being used here gave ME chills up my spine, i think i've just heard it used by way too many horrible people....
"Well your personality sucks." And then they somehow are the ones who get upset.
Dude I swear it's always the people with the supposed chill attitude who will do the most deplorable shit then handwave it as "lmao it's just how I am brah" when you confront them on their antics
He actually outplayed himself tho. Now he has no right to fart
British Officers "Oi, wheres ya loicense to fart, ye hooligan"
No actually, key has that as well, I’m afraid that man is unlicensed to fart
The real jokes are in the comments 🤣🤣
Fart Lawyer here. He technically no longer has proof of "privilege" to fart. Rights don't require licensing. But if he's in a West coast state he might still be ok as officers can lookup the status your license to fart based on your standard ID.
I hope that there's an episode later down the line that references that.
"WoW you really came out of nowhere"says every person wrong in a car accident 😂
Actually while texting behind the wheel, cars and trees etc do tend to come out of nowhere
@Southern Fun get a dash cam
From what I've seen they accuse you.
"the tree came from the right"
The typical “ you came out of no where” card lol
Is It Modelo Time Yet? Literally
Sw20jr no that was his license to fart card
I liked the way you spelled your profile name
Lmfao that’s what everyone literally says
How come u got the same car
The"I am a sociopath" at the end totally cracked me up
Should've had him rear end someone else as he was pulling off lol
Was thinking he was going to fart and get pulled over.
"Should've had him rear end someone as he was pulling off." Yeah, then have him hit somebody again with his car!
@@bradsmack1 kinda the point......
That's what I was thinking. Lol
@@bradsmack1 u been watching Pooty Tang? 🤣
As soon as he started the engine, I would've tried to memorize his license plate because you already know he's gonna drive off first chance he gets 😂
That's at least a partial while he's driving off. Combined with a description to the police a he's probably screwed anyway.
Would love to see the follow up where he's trying the same thing with the Police 12 minutes later after stopping at a gas station three blocks away for a coffee with his car still obviously fucked up.
First thing to do is grab your phone for a picture of the plate
General Sherman oh you mean the non existent police they had on set?
Precisely
Stupid....... the plate will do no good as the car is stolen duhhhhhhhhhhhHhHHHHHhhHhhHhHHhHHHhhHHHhHHhHhhHhHHHHhHHhHHHHhHHHhHHhhHHHhHHHHHHhh....................WORD!
Should have ended with him rear ending someone else.
And started this all over again, with Key watching from afar
Ryan Robertson this is the comment right here 😂😂
This comment is way funnier than this current ending
I thought for sure that’s what was gonna happen because of the camera angle but I guess not :/
I thought he should have at least farted.
“Giving me chills up my spine” the delivery of that line was golden
That little “hop” over the hood was very telling of the shenanigans that would come next 😂😂😂
Ikr 😂😂😂
Marqas Holmes 😂😂😂
Shenanigans is such a terrible word. I wish people would never use it again.
I’m crying rn thanks for catching that 😂😂😂😂
😂
"I am a sociopath!" Quote of the decade
LoL......hoping to use this line next time someone asks, “wth is wrong with you?”
Rarely do sociopaths have such striking self-awareness!
Decade just started
But the sketch is from 2015. Given how the last half of the decade went, it's pretty apt.
Ok edge lord
“I am a sociopath!”
Well at least he knows who he is
“ you need to start ur car to open the glove box “
“ uhhh yeeaaa.?!!..” 😂
This is based on a real fender bender I had with Congressman George Kitara Santos.
These are the same people that end up in the emergency room the night they were supposed to pick u up from the airport or when you were supposed to help a friend with moving into a new house
He was giving me the Logan/Jake Paul vibes..then at the end he said "I'm a sociopath"... how true is that?😂
I'd almost guarantee, one of those 2 morons have done exactly what happened in that skit before. License to Fart and all lol
The end is the funniest part lol 😆 😂 🤣
That's exackty how I'd image those two aholes would aholes would handle it.
Follow the Ten Commandments and read Ephesians 4:29
Only losers follow Jake Paul fyi😆
"Do you need to start the car to open your glove box?"
Tesla car: sweating
you don't need to start a tesla car. It's always "on"
Awesome
Ha
@@Mikey122687 You fr?
@@dw3134 Unfortunately that's pretty much true. It's an awesome car. It's also a PITA, but they don't advertise that part.
*Me: **_I've seen every Key & Peele sketch ever made._*
*TH-cam: **_Oh, really? Then what's THIS??_*
if you watch How High 2 with lil yachty they copied the the beginning part from the movie
Kay F Biz Fr tho
69 bro cant do it
Kay F Biz They have a few you probably haven’t seen before on the website
Lmaaaooo 😂 the way u put it, so accurate
The fact that he actually took the effort to go get a fake laminated license just in case moments like this arise is hysterical 😭
"Do you need to start your car to open your glove compartment?"
"uh... Yeaah?"
😂😂😂
Knowing the car Probably
Tesla be like
I trust that guy more than democrats
@@abashedsanctimony154 why bring politics in here ??? 🤔
"I am a sociopath." - perfect ending. That was the cherry on top. LOL. Freaking truth.
It was an accident. They should both just let it go. No need to get insurance or police involved.
Joseph Rudowicz so because you had an accident, I should have to pay to get my car fixed? That makes sense
@@Joeiguana27 You're just stupid.
Joseph Rudowicz I'm with you. These people need to let go of their grudges and just learn to forgive. It's really for their own benefit
Marcilla Smith dont ever comment again
Who else thought that as soon as he took off and was laughing that he would wreck again?
Me! Haha
I thought he'd rear-end a cop.
was thinking that, only for him to do start with the "man, you came out of nowhere" card, implying thats its going to start all over aagain
im not
@@j0nny996 right
I just discovered key and peele a week ago and its added about 300 laughs a day to my life. And that my friends is priceless
Skit should be titled, “getting in a crash in California,”
Ah, too real
100% 😂
Haha for reals, and if not that they try to blame other stuff that had previously happened on the current accident so they can have your insurance pay for it. THATS why rear and front cameras are important.
Honestly we just keep driving until you catch us at a red light 😂😂😂
Big Homie Duwop that’s just fucked up
Why did you start the engine
What engine? 😂😂😂
"Why did you start the engine?"
"What engine?"
😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha😆
How was that so hilarious?
Yep, that’s what happened. Very observant
Engine of your car
@@FunkyBananaBear the way he said it and the look on his face. Comedy combines various elements not only verbal form
That little sociopathic hop he did when going to the car. At that point i would have called the cops 😂😂😂
Yeah I died when he took his hand on the car and jumped😂😂
How about he is just a dick
😂😂
Their acting is so realistic that the guy actually pissed me off 😂
B L M yea he would be very irritating. Let’s put it this way. I’d be taking pictures while css as long the police after a few minutes.
I know, right.... I was getting upset too
Is relevant the right word?
Relevant is not relevant
@Alapaap I was thinking more along the lines of realistic/convincing, but that could also work (if you're a normal person talking about Key, or if you're Meegan talking about Peele).
Shoulda ended with HIM getting rear-ended and it's by someone just like him
Or even better, him rear-ending someone else
1misanthropist the fun dosen’t stop because it keeps on going!
Wow!!!what an original comment that was totally not copied by someone else!
@@razrxo okay buddy this comment isn't very hard to come up with
@@rafee9442 Only comment that made me laugh don't be so jelly
He's probably Megan's brother.
cute
What's your ig you cute girl?
Thirsty lil fuckers smh 🤦🏻♂️
I said the same
Chi chan
It's all connected!
*Mind blown!!!!*
Also my dudes calm y'all thirst for all you know that's probably not a real girl
But some guy using a picture of a some random girl in the Internet that's happens a lot in the Internet.
(If you are real chi chan I meant no disrespect)
(If I was right, you do you dude)
Really one of the best skits they did. Freakishly real world accurate.
"I thought you were gonna take off and, and flee the scene"
"yeah, no, I'm not, well"
lmaoooooo
☠everytime i see that part!🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
Jokes on him. He has his license to fart now he knows his information.
HE'S GONNA HAVE IT REVOKED. HOW IS HE GONNA FART THEN? :/
DJ OakeyDoakey
Ah crap now he can't fart!
He screwed up now!
The official farting society will have his head.
Bummerrrr
Peele: “Here is my insurance card”
Key: “ this is the place holder for a translucent sleeve in a brand new wallet”
Wrong video lol
“Big man, big man!”
It's apparently my 9th purchase... You can't fake that.
Can i ask you a question right quick biggest of men? 😂
Yo yo big man! Big man tho!
Did he not think to note that guy’s license plate during that entire absurd exchange? 😂
I don’t think it would’ve been a good idea to get behind his car
Almost like it's a skit that requires certain actions to keep it going
@@ItsMe-oi9dy🤣🤣🤣
“Laminated license to fart”
Plexma Games your profile pic with that comment LMAO 😂
MY LEGGGG
"OFFICIAL laminated license to fart"
He looks like his name is Josh or Chad.
No, he's more like a Drew to me.
Zeus X I agree
Kevin
Good ones...i would say zack or brian lol.
@@eddiekane00007 Not a Brian to me, but probably a Zack.
This legitimately pissed me off 😂
Lmao😆
Some old lady I work with got ran over the other day, person didn't even stop, I would be mad if I was her
Jordan Peele is a moron.
@@TheRealCaptainFreedom Jordan Peele is a genius
M. Sienno ... yeah.
Hahaha “Uhhh nowhere” with the giggle has me rolling
And the way he laughed after giving the license to fart
0:23 the way he hops around his car 😂
Like a total douchbag. Hilarious.
In his mind, he was sliding off the hood....lol.
So Perfect. Key and Peele is something else man😂🤣
Still better than being rear ended by someone who’s insured by The General.
Lol is the insurance that bad?
Sovereign Greed anything that’s advertised during Maury and Jerry Springer is something that should be avoided at all cost.
@@ottergreen8190 Say what you want but I trust anything that Shaquille O'Neal puts his name on. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm on my way to the dealership to pick up my Buick LaCrosse.
Yup. A poor girl rear ended me and I proceeded to rear end a Porche. She only had 5k coverage with the General. She totaled my car 18k and the Porche had over 10k in damage. My insurance company sued her for the remaining balance owed. She was only 18 years old and now stuck with 23k worth of debt
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
He's gonna regret that after holding it in for a few days.
Lol
Top tier
Idgi :(
@@user-og7qq5zy8p he lost his license.
SirBudrick to fart
"I mean could you imagine though?"
"That you were going to take off? Yeah I can imagine that, and it's giving me chills up my fucking spine." 😂😂😂😂
He must be Meghan's twin brother.
Hahaha
Meegan's born premature, her brother survived severe measles as a baby
They do look alike.
“You just started your car”
Is that... not okay?
I mean, I’m in my car. That’s what I do when I’m in the car. You thought I would just drive away? WHO THINKS LIKE THAT
Meegans is Jimenez 's left 🥔🥜seed
Amazing how a sketch can make you laugh and piss you off at the same time
Don't see how it can possibly piss you off. The whole thing was hilarious.
i didnt laugh
@@DaveSimkus Because I know what it's like to lose your farting license. Infuriating
@@Beleyard I can guarantee you, none of us care.
@@BlackFaithProduction you cared enough to reply
TH-cam is getting really bold with these double ads
Agreed
That started a while ago
Matt Millk they trying to make someone start a revolution
Theres a looohole
Lmmfao I laughed so hard at this because it's true
0:24 I love how he joyfully hops over his car like he wasn’t just involved in an accident
The License to Fart card had him wearing the exact outfit he's wearing 😂
It's the only one he has.
You are looking too hard
0:24 that failed hood slide was the highlight of the video 😅
Yes the car hood hop had me dying 🤣🤣
Lmao, dat shit hilarious
just me 😆 we have the same sense of humor ...I agree
I heard Megan when he said "can you imagine tho"
I heard Meghan when he said I'm a sociopath...has to be her brother
*Meeghan
Green Mills, Meegan, from other K&P skits.
Things like this do happen in real life. That's why the very first thing you need to do is take pictures of the license plate and the driver when you get out to collect other driver's info. Also, everyone should have dashcams nowadays.
"Could you imagine?" " Yeah i could imagine its giving me fucking chills down my spine" lmaooo
He should've just taken a picture of his liscence plate as soon as he started his engine.
Yeah and bear spray him into a snot bubbling withering heap on the ground.
@@Absolutely_puck_fakestine that's not how insurance or the law works at all but go off
@@Absolutely_puck_fakestine your argument is souly based on a cop not caring so I wouldn't say you have much to bring to the table either, yes you can show the pic, and it's best to immediately take pics after the crash if you're able to for proof, or the number alone is just fine because all they have to do is look up the license plate, which then you could describe the car too to prove your point you saw it and where it was damaged, further leading to the drivers name, ID, address, insurance, their latest speeding tickets, their latest payments on the vehicle, if their tags are expired, etc, where they can simply mail a notice to the address setting a court date since fleeing the scene of an accident is a crime and is at LEAST a fine that has to be paid, not to mention their insurance will probably go to shit because they tried to flee the scene and will skyrocket additionally making their insurance now cost more, but sure, just say fuck cops and they can't do shit right? Also you can turn the license plate number to your insurance company and they can find out all this for you as well, but wtf do I know :)
@@Absolutely_puck_fakestine Not true. Done it before. Your cop source lied.
Source: My cop friends, the test I took when I was becoming a cop, and personal experience.
@@Absolutely_puck_fakestine and that's based on what? Nothing?
The early 2000's Camaro is the perfect car for him to be driving.
93-97 I love them I have a 96 in the same color
@@quentinc1275 Beat me to it. My first car was a '95 z28 in teal.
@@Definitely_Not_Sheev_Palpatine sweet!
Sheev Palpatine I think they were made from 1993-2000, I had a 1998 Red Camaro.
6 speed were the ONE'S, automatically shift you from 1st to 4th when rpms were too low..... Those days!!!!
Something like this happened to me. I was driving down my own home street when a woman pulled out as I was driving by, making it look like I hit her and not her hitting me. Luckily, my mom (I was a teen) told me that since she didn't want to call our insurance or police, its obvious she was hoping for me to pay to get it fixed to "not have to get insurance involved". I didn't see her again after that, and the "damage" I caused mostly turned out to be damage the SUV already had (a bump won't break tire rods..). She didn't have insurance, and I'm glad my mom figured all of this out for me. It's the only "accident" I've ever been in, too, and at the time I almost believed her until she lied and said I was messing with my radio and wasn't paying attention.
Key: this is a walgreens receipt!!
Peele: Ooohhhh...
Key: OoooooohHHH?!?!?!?!
“It’s giving me chills up my f.cking spine”, I 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Thanks for the correction.
Body's aching all the time
I took a screen shot of his tag if you need it.
Totally should have farted.
Enderswolf Zero
😂 👌🏼
🐀 jk lol
Is your pfp from destiny?
This is an underrated comment.
If you get rear ended in Tucson Arizona, it’s most likely someone with a revoked license with no insurance driving a stolen car.
"I thought you were going to take off, and flee the scene!"
"Ye-No, I'm not. Well...'
I just scammed a nigga that work at Krispy kreme
BvsedGreggo oh yeah?
when he said that i knew this wasnt gonna end well lol
My favorite line in the skit.
This is like getting a 7 year old to put on shoes
ProzacPreacher my 8 year old has actually given me a written lisence to fart instead of given me his homework when asked and when I said that’s funny now give me the real thing he just farted
Ariel Harmony you should not have a child if you can’t spell license right
It really is 😂
@@palmchristmastree there is
more to parenting than spelling and grammar
@@fostinator69 ok so your kids probably don't need to learn correct grammar and spelling 👍 awesome
“This is a Walgreens receipt” 😂😂
Oooh
@@TheNetflixGamer *OH*
Dude those are always in my car
I've seen this like 800 times but it's just as great every single time
*reverses
"...where are you going?"
"Uhhhh no where?"
“Here it is...”
Has absolutely nothing in hand.
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Robertoni7 we could see that.No need for you to give a running commentary on that
/r/whoooosh
Ven who are you wooshing? nobody here said anything indicative of missing the joke. fuck off plz.
@@veeinh wait your wooshing Rakshith for not understanding Yotubes culture of quoting everything XD
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I thought he was flipping him off at first 💀
That wasn't a Walgreens receipt, it wasn't long enough.
You're thinking CVS.
CVS is longgg
😂😂😂😂
Truth; there's so much unnecessary stuff on a Walgreens receipt... you'll buy 2 things and it's 10 inches long. Even worse at Petco. Bought crickets: must fold receipt three times 😂🦗🦗🦗
@@pisceanqueen1 no, it's CVS... Walgreens has normal sized receipts.
I have never seen this skit. It's a bloody miracle.
“Yeah, I can imagine that and it’s giving me chills up my f***in spine!
Fuckin*
Later Feraligatr2 if you’re going to correct someone grammatically, do it right. There’s an apostrophe after the “n”.
@@Dj_Kevikev he's clearly underage and has just discovered his swearing is uncensored outside of roblox my guy, let him be free. HAHAHA
SAFE 350 lol
@@xenthia yea you're right. I'm only 6 years old. And I'm also a girl...so "he"is an inappropriate pronoun
[Gets pulled over]
[Farts]
Officer: Sir, do you have a license for that?
Dustin Blumenstein then hands him his insurance information.
Would’ve been hilarious if they ended with another car crash after he said “I am a sociopath!”
Jamaal Sabree deadass. i thought he was gonna rear end a cop car. smh 🤷🏽♂️
I was expecting that, actually
Expecting that too
How have I never heard of these guys before. Now I’m watching all their videos back to back and I have no life.
Hope you enjoyed the ride
"I thought you was gonna take off and flee the scene"
"I'm not....well"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:54 “I thought you were gonna take off and flee the scene!”
“Yeah no I’m not...well...”
The way Peele says 'Here it is' then hands him the receipt is hilarious 😂
Here. It. Isss. Lol
@@aj9777 lmao
Dude thought health insurance covers car as well
The way he hoped in his car and started it.. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂💯
"Haha I am a sociopath" that got me dying😂
I would have started snapping pictures of his license plate and face as soon as he said "You came out of nowhere" and I was stopped at a stop sign😂
No way that’s a Walgreens receipt. Too small
Agreed! Them bitches like 3 feet long LOL
🤣🤣🤣
Yall acting like Walgreens is CVS where they chop down a whole tree for one item 😂😂
Walgreens receipts are normal. CVS receipts are a national crisis.
Have yall got a Kmart receipt? It's a damn scroll
Of course that dude is wearing sunglasses. Can’t have people look him in the eye. K&P always nail the character pathologies!
4th Gen Camaro SS with no insurance - Welcome to Los Angeles
More like Palm Springs
By any chance did that 4th gen come with an Lt1 engine?
@@noecazares2144 from 92 to 97 good Ole optispark LT1😂
@@Martinez4322 lol yea man i knew it just clowning around. My generation was the 98-02 ls1 woo hoo..two 98 z28, 99 z28, and a 1990 RS camaro.
... and the t-top... nailed it.
“I am a sociopath!”
Who else dying?
Peele’s acting is great here as per usual
wow man 100 likes in half an hour. im dead.
@@Funasenbaer 99
everyone is dying, we shall all die someday
I was feeling so hard with Keegan and just building rage till then and i just couldn’t not laugh 🤣
once he seen that lil "hop" he should've known 🤣
Girl I’m saying!!!
@Alpha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
he was gonna do the hop over the hood like a police but the hood all jacked up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That fucking laugh after the "license to fart" kills me
“Hey hey, STOP STOP STOP STOP STAHHPP”
Killed me 😂
The funny part is I've been in a situation exactly like this.
David Raful really? What happened?
👍
@trnty.k He said "exactly" so probably
Same. January 1, 2020.
That's not the funny part
Peeles character Sounds like Meghan’s younger brother
"MeEgHaN!" "NØ!"
Lol Meegan's twin more like
I was just thinking the same !!!!
I was just thinking that 😂😂