The World’s Most Aggressive Telemarketer - Key & Peele
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ก.ย. 2024
- A telemarketer uses an unusual new technique to sell vacation packages.
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#KeyandPeele
"sure you do" what a brilliant line. Just when you think the joke is over it reaches a whole new level of brilliance
SO glad someone commented on this. Best part of the skit.
@@schmidt640 literally
yep, as someone who has done plenty of b2b sales calls, this is where the skit went from good to rolling on the floor
@@alijah4kliterally? How could he mean it figuratively?
the level of self-restraint that took. he earned that sale
that squeeze toy is what gets me every time
It opens some old wounds from Dirk gentlys for me, that's for sure
@@leonm4273 buahahahaha
It has absolutely no point, yet it is the backbone of the whole skit. Brilliant!
@@kirmityou Maybe it means the sales guy is stressed out about his job but can handle it because he's using scripts
He got 5 on it
i wish telemarketer would hang up on me right away.
No, you wouldn't.
I wish they didn't call
I’ve been cussed at by a Russian one
Bruh honestly
I hang up on them the second I hear their voice....Then proceed to block their number
The most powerful position to have in a negotiation is the willingness to walk away and mean it.
A relationship too!
@@SolidSnake-jz7dl wtf no that's just toxic lmao
@@Manipendeh Nah dude sometimes you just need to bug out of a FUBAR relationship
Secrets to Power Negotiation.
@@starliner2498 If you're considering leaving a relationship at all, you probably shouldn't be in that relationship
"Come on man...let it go!"
I love how the table's turned...Lol
Are you a telemarketer?
😂😂
LMAO
😆😄
That's the best part!!! Great writing there...lol...and it is always the AHs who make the big $$ at these places...because you kind of have to be to be a phony type of BS-er to sell well over the ph, lol...
Somewhere in India...a telemarketing company is taking some serious notes lol
Yes we are....yes we are :)
@@jacobcorrigeux3538 thanks so much for clarification asshole
That argument was so plain
There's an Indian skit/show that copied this exactly and passed it off as theirs so.... not surprising
@@MatBaconMC link?
Unsettling. I mean Jordan Peele's genius for horror was right in front of us all along. I now understand what he means by comedy and horror are parallel to each other.
Yes!!
No.
Maybe.
Sort of
No you don't.
"WTF do you want, Cathy?" I wish I could answer my work phone like this. 😂🤣
I totally heard it as Kathy...
@@quokka_11 Me too
@Fetus for Jesus I don't believe you.
Zach delivered it really well too
Thats the funniest part in this skit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is what you call "Reverse psychology"
in sales we call that take away.
LMAO
I call it psychology reversed
Ikr
And churlish.
The way Key screams “WHAAAAAAT” after Peele says “Sure you do” ends me 💀
PooCrizzap best scream!!!!
that there was coach hines
Legend says that's what the aliens sound like at Area 51.
The final screech was my favorite.
Key is the best overactor ever
I love when Key loses his shit. He has the best freak outs 😂
@Cosmo Kramer fuck u
alright so the "KEY" freak-out compilation is in your hands now bud.
I'm not sure which is funnier, this video or watching Enduro and Kramer go out each other🤣
2:15
Coach Hines
“did we get disconnected”
“yeah no, i mean yeah hung up on you” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Peele should make an entire horror movie based on this
larzuga1 genius
Someone make this happen 😮
- Banana - yes lol
It's kinda like that movie "Sorry to bother you"
It's comedy with some extreme strangeness to it
Start a petition. I'll sign it.
"What the F*** do you want?" 😂🤣😭
Marcus B. Fuck*
Marcus B. Lmaoooo omg this is exactly how I answer my phone calls 😂
@@phyllishahart6111 Hahahahahahahahaha!!! 😄
The original th-cam.com/video/72lValALTzw/w-d-xo.html
Key, Peele just copy an Indian youtuber video.... Check it out.
@@MrSambhav00 Wow! Super similar indeed! I see your link is from 2017. I need to verify when exactly that K&P episode aired originally. It was uploaded this year but it came out on TV a while back....
Plot twist: that's not a stress doll. That's a voodoo doll for the clients heart and he keeps increasing their blood pressure
mystery shet over there ye haha
Lol yeah
It looks like covid cell
@@tayylorfierce6823 hahaha I thought the same thing
Hahahaahahhh
Zac Oyama is hilarious. Love Peele's demeanor in this call.
I'm so glad someone else noticed Zac!!
I don’t think I’ve ever audibly screamed in genuine surprise over key and peele before today.
Ya the funniest guy from college humor
@@subasthapa8323he has the funniest timing with his jokes but I think Brennan or Lou Wilson are the funniest
Tommy Shrigley's brother?
Plot twist, he’s the most aggressive phone call receiver.
@ABSTRQT 😂😂
Damn bruv, you put the pussy on the chainwax
ADITHYA SATHEESH 😂😂
ADITHYA SATHEESH pussy on the chainwax!!
Thats not a twist, its obviously a fact
I always thought it weird that Peele started directing horror movies, but then I watched this skit.
the hospital kid one... damn. But yeah, for sure this has a suspense film feeling and the camera work
Watch the make a wish skit. It's hilariously horrifying.
Or watch the skit of the song they made, it’s party never stops or something, that crap is trippy when you understand it
There are so many other ones with horror elements such as the work out one. After seeing that one Peele going on to make horror made so much sense to me
The signs were always there. We just didn't see them.
Funny thing is there are people out there who this would actually work on.
Really. I'll be so happy that he hung up.
@Michael P Nope? Why not?
The fuk dyuknow, Nathan? *logs out of TH-cam...
If you had to call first that would work sure
@@ShashankAdluri you'd call back in a heart beat.
This actually a sales technique that I’ve used. Not to this extent, but it does work. Had a car salesman do this 1 time and I told him I know what you are doing, and then bought 2 cars. I showed him.
what a chad
No, i think he showed u... But thats still hella funny
@@ladyinblakgaming2176 whoosh
Lmfaooo
@@ladyinblakgaming2176 christ almighty....
"These new call scripts are reeeally great."
🤣😂🤣
What the fuck do you want kathy !? Lol
If you ever worked in a call center this is hilarious
Real time saver, move on if you can't get a sale to save time and keep those you can scam coming back for more.
I want the Vegas package
Sure you do
😂😂😂😂
😂😂
@@cassandramartinez7050 😂😂😂😂
Assorted Pit 😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO reverse psychology
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm like 95% sure the stress doll is actually a voodoo doll
What's the other 5%?
@@MASTEROFSAND a dick
I ordered the stress ball from amazon today just because of this episode lol
You 95% wrong
Adam Yeahmayweather send me a link!
“WTF you want Kathy” 😂
Zac O'yama 😍
“I want the Vegas package”
“...sure ya do” *Click*
I fucking died 😂
Just let it go
“Whaaaaaaaaat????”
My favorite too just the way key explodes like that is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂
Come on man just let it go
You forgot the *squeeze* *squeeze* first lol
"Yeah, No, I mean, yeah, I hung up on you" - My life motto
LOL!
That telemarketer is definitely from Southern California.
Gosh I wished my telemarketers hang up on me before I hang up on them... or just simply never call me to begin with
Nah its really fun to keep them on the phone they have to keep talking ive sat there and bitched for 1hour and they will not hang up its fucking great
All you gotta do is buy 5 packages.
Sure you do
*Hangs up*
I used to hang up on people all the time. Why should I waste my time with someone who is not going to buy?
I got one to hang up on me once. I talked in detail about every single thing i did that day. and kept asking what they did and if it was fun. After a few minutes he hung up
This is basically my job. We handle escalations in my department, meaning that the only calls I take are angry customer calls. We also have a policy to not put up with cursing or abusive language, so I instantly hang up on people all the time. I never get them right back like this, but if you look at the account you'll see that they always call back right away.
This is a brilliant stress relief job 🤣😁
Sounds like fun.
That sounds like an absolutely shitty job lol.
Not really. The sketch was funny and the telemarketer was very successful in selling something. In sharp contrast, you just don't do your minimum-wage job, which is why you have that job mid-life and will, at best, always have that job. Your company knows this. You're the pawn. Of course the consumer calls back. You didn't solve their reason for calling, as the other shitty reps before you did not with the same attitude and ineptitude, likely. By the time they reach you, they probably are a little irritated when originally otherwise fine, having gone through several incompetent reps just like yourself for often the simplest account situation. Your job is to de-escalate and resolve, not get an erection off fucking with consumers. Otherwise, you're on a one-way track to working at a gas station and not even maintaining that job.
No, not instance off ruancerpoline about triggers need any patience; but in the side, kids violation is challenge to a ketchup.
If telemarketers were as aggressive as this - they’d be Wall Street
Keep drinking Qrow
@@logan4948 i think his joke was about the movie wolf of wall Street.
@@flaminmongrel6955 hahaha what I said is actually a reference to user's username (which is one of my favourite shows) but thanks lol!
@@logan4948 oh
Somebody lost money trying to out day trade computers
I swear....the hand squeezing toy. That made the whole video!
You've seen it in other movies
@@Mothafuckenzay its called, panic pete toy
@@DW133_ why the hell would a dude want to imagine that for?
I died laughing over that toy!
I thought the black guy preparing food to COOK was the best part..actually using a knife to slice up veggies to cook..I thought that was the best part.
The poor guy went from calmly slicing celery, to having a fucking break down. 😂
And he might be in some credit card debt.
Thanks for explaining. I've been trying to figure it out for hours. I kept on thinking it was the opposite for some reason.
The "sure you do" kills me 😂😂
You can tell Jordan Peele had been aching to do big screen horror/thrillers from back in the day. Even some of the really goofy skits have a mild horror aesthetic to them.
He talked about how horror and comedy are both constructed the same way.
Beat beat beat, punchline
Beat beat beat, scare
His credit card still hasn’t expired.
Yeah but it’s only 12 digits
Jamie Nicholls
You tried 😐
Username checks out.
Alpha lmfao
@Alpha
Goddamit Donavan!!! Your mother is dying!!!
i love the telemarketers voice. its a combination of sheer evil/ laziness
lol
Can I have a little bit of you tine not time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The slurriness when he says "Well were you going to buy the Vegas package" makes me laugh.
Peele is always very, very good, but no one does rage like Key.
Omg this telemarketer recently hung up on me too when I had refused so politely. I thought about it for 2 days
🤣🤣🤣
Did you buy 5 packages?!
May you and your family have a nice Vegas trip =))
Did you even want the Vegas package tho? 🙄
It seems like you were just wasting his time.
“Come on man let it go”
Keys character just has deep rooted abandonment issues.
Yea he does, otherwise he wouldn't have looked at the phone oddly and called the telemarketer back after the first hang up 😆😆😆
His credit card has officially expired today.
😂😂😂
RIP credit card
at least he squeezed in that Vegas package
Damn it, I am to late.
Please tell me you made a calendar event for this post.
I thought this was gonna be a Scream-type thing where the telemarketer just kept calling over & over again. Was pleasantly surprised to see it was a reverse-psychology deal. Also epic cameo @ the end lol
Yeah that was my thought too
The telemarketer used some good reverse psychology on him right out of the gate lol...😅
Riiiiiiiiiittttee! "I would love to but I just dnt have the ti..." Dial tone!
Thats genius. Bruh.
Wow. Great observation.
What the fuck do you want?
NOT REALLY, IF HE NEVER CALLED BACK THEN IT WOULD OF JUST BEEN THAT
Only place where re-uploads are watched till the end even if you have watched the video a million times...
HUNGER PAINS it's my favorite one i have to watch it 😂
Is their constant reuploading of clips a way to make more money from ads or what? I love them but thats annoying af.
@@KokosNaSnehu2
I have no idea but I believe that they want their videos in their own Channel.
So they are re-uploading old videos.
@@mwesolo1315
Yeah,
It's totally related to many of us.
@@dineshLife Oh you are right that makes sense :)
This sketch is awesome btw.
i love how the color of the squeeze toy was the same as key's shirt. Peele squeezes the toy more as Key gets more and more angry
The Summary Guy good filmmaking
It's him jerking off
@Fuert Neigt
It's like a stress relieving toy/fidget
Holy crap I just now read your comment and it’s on point
Voodoo phawaars boibee 🤣
That hand-puppet thing is genius
"Sure you do" 💀 that part killed me 😂
Xaunadu me to😂
😂😂😂😂😩
😂😂😂
😂😂
Mrs.Kwan 🤨
*shouts credit card number*
Kids in the area: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!
Facts
It's one number less
@@kgfes so what XD
Such a mood killer
😂😂
Shit joke
“C’mon man, let it go” always gets me 😂
Lmao the whiney voice and everything 🤣
Word! 🤣🤣
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣 yessss!!!
"what the fuck do you want?"
always kills me
Same
Zac Oyama saying “tf do u want Kathy” made this video a 12/10 instead of 11/10
Facts
Zach made it
Was wondering who that was... saw this guy live at UCB! Funny dude.
Idk for some reason I think it would have been funnier if that part wasn’t a part of this skit
STFU DAWN!
This is amazing, the stress toy is a perfect example of visual comedy, more directors should take note
*squeeze* *squeeze*
it's super creepy 😂😂😂
I want one of those
Its great foreshadowing of the end imo. The guy is just stressed about the new call script and is probably not the most comfortable with it
Stress toy is so creepy looking!
”Are you even allowed to do that?”
This reminds me at the time when I worked as a telemarketer, calling customer and telling about the product for two minutes not knowing that the call was ended two minutes ago...
Omg 😂
I’m IN TEARS !!
I was pleasantly surprised to see Zack from collage humor at the end!
I think Zack quit CH long time ago..
@@fariz47 Uhhhhh no? Have you seen any of the stuff they're doing now on Dropout?
@@InterrogatingTheCat then maybe he came back. 5 years ago he left, this was his last sketch th-cam.com/video/w-RfKvhT_NU/w-d-xo.html
@@InterrogatingTheCat I think he's doesn't work for them, now it's more of an day by day thing, after college humor went under
@@munjee2 THEY WENT UNDER!?
I'm still trying to imagine the exact type of person that would dislike a Key and Peele video.
Oh, we just pity those fools.
Exactly, this stuff is pure comedy gold.
Angry telemarketers
Dave chappelle 😉
@John Dunham phuk you. You think whole 1.4 billion indians are tele marketers? We can buy your ass. Google most expensive house or Google second largest army in the world.
These “car warranty” companies that keep calling me should take some notes
Right! I wonder what the motive is
@@jalia581 steal your money and info
N B those mofos are annoying af!!
N B yo, one just called me a couple hours ago. I asked “who’s this?” And they hung up. They actually took notes 🤯
Pierce Woodward lol yea I get so many of them and if I’m sitting in traffic I go along with the call lol
The toy squeezing makes me really really uncomfortable, and i don't know why.
It probably reminds you of squeezing something similar
It’s the holes. You have trypophobia like most people
Damn I thought i was the only one
Aq Mo no it looks like a pp
It's very much like a sexual build up. I think that's part of the point.
Love seeing Zack from College Humor at the end. Such a cool little surprise.
That landline phone with the long ass cord though. Napoleon Dynamite salutes you lol
OMG, I thought the exact same thing!! Lmao 😂
Uh...that's just how phones used to be you know. Nothing special about it...
Kids these days...
Kevadu
Special? It made me think of the movie. There’s nothing else to draw from what I stated. Kid? Hardly.
We still have our first push button phones from 1979 in the kitchen and machine shed, 10' coil cord and all. Use'em everyday!
@@kevadu Yea, I remember... but when this skit was filmed we were already *well* into the age of cordless home phones being super common. Hell, lots of people these days don't even have a home phone anymore and just use their cell phone, lol. I only remember my family having a wired home phone in the late 80s and through the 90s. By the early 2000s we, and basically everyone I knew except my grandma, all had cordless home phones by then. My grandma still had her old rotary home phone though well into the 2010s, lol. I remember being over there and it took forever to dial a number.
"YOU KNOW WHAT!?! I WANT THE VEGAS PACKAGE!!!
..........SuRe Ya dO!! *click*
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Wow.. you watched the danke video as all of us... so impressive! 🙄
@@addamz3277 well aren't you a load of fun?
If that person first hang up on me like that I would just be like: great, now I don't have to make up an excuse.
Who needs to make up an excuse? Just say "I'm not interested and remove me from any call list." then hang up. They legally can not call you back and have to remove you from their call list (At least in the US)
That’s the joke
@@SilvaDreams You must not live in the US. They can legally do whatever the fuck they what. Do you know how many telemarkers ive told to take me off their call list? Fuckin zero. Thats right silvia. ZERO. Cause I ALWAYS buy what they're sellin.
@@0kJaymie what
@@0kJaymie
You win.
3:02: when The Thing Key reverts back into its original form
"WTF do youuu want "🤣
“Are you Even allowed to do that?”
I wish I could do the same thing as Peele did
Try the same script
I do not miss the call center life. Whew lads, never catch me in a cubicle again.
"Wtf do you want Kathy?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
shut up
To be honest, that last censor kinda ruined it.
Shut the fuck up
This is the greatest comedy team of our time. Pure genius. One of the few times I actually laugh out loud at something on TH-cam.
Indeed😅😅😅😅
😂😂😂 imagine a telemarketer that treated you how you treat them?! I would be calling back too, but not to buy. Lol. Just to hang up first.
BudgetingDee lmfaoooo
BudgetingDee lol 😂 gonna be battle
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Petty
Id like to imagine a movie where him and Chris Farley starred both amazing freak out people i miss Farley:/
Jordan Peele has the best voices for his characters lol. Key is the ultimate straight man character lol.
More like the world's most aggressive telemarketee.
I feel I've watched so many skits back to back that I have no idea how Key and Peele are in real life.
All of a sudden, I want to work for Mastertravel Inc.'s customer service call center.
Yuki aim pfp nice (:
Lol! Same.
Sure you do.
**click**
"WTF do you want Kathy?!"
"wtf do you want Kathy!?" Lmao 😂
This is far and away my favorite Key & Peele skit! And that's saying something cause they have a ton of great ones.
“Did we get disconnected?”
“Yeah no I hung up on you”
“Are you Even allowed to do that?”
Nate_dawg 115 yes...we saw the video
@@scotthc947 ok so now what
@@nate_dawg1153 tell us everything that they said in the video. We didn't hear any of those. You might get more likes. This is 9gag afterall
@@tortolus3222 look man, i thought it was funny, and i figured other people would too. so i posted it for ez likes
@@nate_dawg1153 why do you care about likes?
Can I get an application to that call center please. 😂
...if you buy the Vegas package
The original th-cam.com/video/72lValALTzw/w-d-xo.html
Key, Peele just copy an Indian youtuber video.... Check it out.
@@MrSambhav00 umm no they did it way before he made that video if anything he copied them
@@Wil401Gaming ok. I didn't know the date it aired ,I saw TH-cam video ..and then I remembered similar video indian vision 2 year back.
I am a telemarketer, and I would pay tons of money to be allowed to do this at work 😂😂😂
The whole point of this is to sell more and make more money. Why would you pay them so you can work?
@@hittingyouoverthehead can't tell if serious or sarcastic
@@yougetonthathorseyougottar6126 Who? Me or the OP?
@@hittingyouoverthehead you dumbass. he replied to your comment specifically.
69th like boom NAILED IT
This is one of the funniest skits they've ever done! LOL
Phone on the wall, with an attached cord. Dial tone. The past is now. lol
I miss that just convoband go on not 4 weeks stuck wathcing utube and no calls
Facts
1:58 _"Why shouldn't I?"_ sounds exactly like Megan.
Oslo MGTOW 2 different people get it right 😂😂jk
Meegan makes some good points.
"Don't be sorry, be better."
Those nostrils did flare...
almost like they're the same person
Phyoomz 😂😂😂💀
"sure you do.."
gets me every time 😂
😂😂😂
I would totally appreciate the telemarketers doing this.
"Did we get disconnected?"
"Yeah, no I mean, yeah I just hung up on you." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Damn, just straight like that huh? I would be in my feelings so hard after that.....Damn😂😂😂😂
That's the point lol that's why they're doing that lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wow..u understood the skit. How proud u must be🙄
@@addamz3277 😂
This reminds me of when they are texting each other and key is losing his shit
I was sooooo waiting for him to say, "This muthfker right here!!" and do the feet kick haha
So no one’s going to mention the Zac Oyama cameo?
Yknow, collegehumor.
It’s called “cameo”, not a reference.
@@Samstar369 sorry i meant cameo but i was tired and forgot to put that in thanks
AND Kathie 🤣
Yes lmao why is no one talking about Zac
young jun
Wow.... These 2 NEVER disappoint.... PLEASE don't stop your work....
Anyone else thought something odd each time he kept squeezing the crap out that stress ball alien 👽. Lol.
I was uncomfortable the whole time lol
It really was oddly weird but satisfying at the same time
That's on purpose
@@DrRiq
You think so Docter?
@@unbroken-5151 yes it's really disgusting. I got goosebumps all over just watching it
If only they did Hang up & never call back.
But then how would you sell your Las Vegas packages
Peyton Lee then they could save time and move to the next moron 😂
then you won't see this video
Telemarketers are people too
Big facts!
“Sure you do”
Best part 😭
0:04 I swear, I can hear Teaching Center on CSEN playing in the background. 😅
“Come on Man just let it go!” 🤣🤣🤣
this line fucking slayed me hahaha
"Well I hope you learned your les-*hangs up*huhhhHOOUAHHHHHH!"
The original th-cam.com/video/72lValALTzw/w-d-xo.html
Key, Peele just copy an Indian youtuber video.... Check it out.
Kumar Sambhav Would you like to look up when this episode was made
@@fobster5341 maybe four year back. Everyone saying that
@@MrSambhav00 This was made years ago. It aired way before this was posted.
Kumar Sambhav Sure it was! *Hangs Up*
I live for when Key does his shocked in anger thing😂😂😂
What does 'i live for' mean in this context?
ieBrazil Basically its a saying meaning he loves it every time he does it.
Lmfao “come on man let it go”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯
Wtf do you want Kathy?! 🤣🤦🏽♂️
Good ol reverse phycology. If only it really worked this well.
Honestly I used reverse psychology quite alot. It's about timing mostly
It works far better than this
psychology*
@Wil son definitely use this alot too
@Wil son so ben franklin is sociopath?
2:08 "You know what I want the Vegas package"
5 seconds later "Sure ya do". Hangs up
"Whaaaaaat!!!!"
Thats where he really got hooked
I fucking hollered.
This show was so HILARIOUS!!! Wish they'd bring it back. The stress toy makes it that much more funny.
Key: "Then he hung up on me!"
Peele: "Get Out!"
Got "us" pissed
“Yea.. no ... I mean yea I hung up on you.”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:39 me when I find out a project's due that I didn't prepare for.
Oh, that's how you get rid of telemarketers, you just give them your credit card information. Thanks key and Peele for the educational video.