The World’s Most Aggressive Telemarketer - Key & Peele

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  • A telemarketer uses an unusual new technique to sell vacation packages.
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  • @leaaae4638
    @leaaae4638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10896

    i wish telemarketer would hang up on me right away.

    • @goldenlion2439
      @goldenlion2439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      No, you wouldn't.

    • @SmileUgly
      @SmileUgly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      I wish they didn't call

    • @claytonbrown7120
      @claytonbrown7120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I’ve been cussed at by a Russian one

    • @wildyoda2931
      @wildyoda2931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh honestly

    • @GHustle4
      @GHustle4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I hang up on them the second I hear their voice....Then proceed to block their number

  • @kamael1125
    @kamael1125 ปีที่แล้ว +4137

    that squeeze toy is what gets me every time

    • @leonm4273
      @leonm4273 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It opens some old wounds from Dirk gentlys for me, that's for sure

    • @kamael1125
      @kamael1125 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@leonm4273 buahahahaha

    • @kirmityou
      @kirmityou ปีที่แล้ว +95

      It has absolutely no point, yet it is the backbone of the whole skit. Brilliant!

    • @harrow1773
      @harrow1773 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@kirmityou Maybe it means the sales guy is stressed out about his job but can handle it because he's using scripts

    • @DavidStella
      @DavidStella ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He got 5 on it

  • @tobiewolfen01
    @tobiewolfen01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2723

    "WTF do you want, Cathy?" I wish I could answer my work phone like this. 😂🤣

    • @quokka_11
      @quokka_11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I totally heard it as Kathy...

    • @MiguelAngel-fw4sk
      @MiguelAngel-fw4sk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@quokka_11 Me too

    • @quokka_11
      @quokka_11 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Fetus for Jesus I don't believe you.

    • @lawrencecobb2107
      @lawrencecobb2107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Zach delivered it really well too

    • @swelly84
      @swelly84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thats the funniest part in this skit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @violetadams4428
    @violetadams4428 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    Zac Oyama is hilarious. Love Peele's demeanor in this call.

    • @squish5299
      @squish5299 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I'm so glad someone else noticed Zac!!

    • @theradionicrevival8068
      @theradionicrevival8068 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I don’t think I’ve ever audibly screamed in genuine surprise over key and peele before today.

    • @subasthapa8323
      @subasthapa8323 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Ya the funniest guy from college humor

    • @Linki8uu
      @Linki8uu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@subasthapa8323he has the funniest timing with his jokes but I think Brennan or Lou Wilson are the funniest

    • @3zRides
      @3zRides หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Tommy Shrigley's brother?

  • @heythere452
    @heythere452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3683

    "sure you do" what a brilliant line. Just when you think the joke is over it reaches a whole new level of brilliance

    • @schmidt640
      @schmidt640 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      SO glad someone commented on this. Best part of the skit.

    • @alijah4k
      @alijah4k ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@schmidt640 literally

    • @bcp5296d
      @bcp5296d 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      yep, as someone who has done plenty of b2b sales calls, this is where the skit went from good to rolling on the floor

    • @jackreynolds2144
      @jackreynolds2144 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@alijah4kliterally? How could he mean it figuratively?

    • @TimmyMcGowan
      @TimmyMcGowan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      the level of self-restraint that took. he earned that sale

  • @efes47198
    @efes47198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47714

    Somewhere in India...a telemarketing company is taking some serious notes lol

    • @unlockedaccount3902
      @unlockedaccount3902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1766

      Yes we are....yes we are :)

    • @unlockedaccount3902
      @unlockedaccount3902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1691

      @@jacobcorrigeux3538 thanks so much for clarification asshole

    • @chaosinjune
      @chaosinjune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      That argument was so plain

    • @MatBaconMC
      @MatBaconMC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +661

      There's an Indian skit/show that copied this exactly and passed it off as theirs so.... not surprising

    • @chaosinjune
      @chaosinjune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@MatBaconMC link?

  • @dajo2824
    @dajo2824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4116

    This actually a sales technique that I’ve used. Not to this extent, but it does work. Had a car salesman do this 1 time and I told him I know what you are doing, and then bought 2 cars. I showed him.

  • @jonathannuamah3296
    @jonathannuamah3296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    The most powerful position to have in a negotiation is the willingness to walk away and mean it.

    • @SolidSnake-jz7dl
      @SolidSnake-jz7dl หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      A relationship too!

    • @Manipendeh
      @Manipendeh หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@SolidSnake-jz7dl wtf no that's just toxic lmao

    • @starliner2498
      @starliner2498 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@Manipendeh Nah dude sometimes you just need to bug out of a FUBAR relationship

    • @FlyGuy2000
      @FlyGuy2000 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Secrets to Power Negotiation.

  • @wn1026
    @wn1026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9438

    This is what you call "Reverse psychology"

  • @Dankbanana1
    @Dankbanana1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14324

    Peele should make an entire horror movie based on this

    • @niasings2033
      @niasings2033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      larzuga1 genius

    • @biglegsman8414
      @biglegsman8414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Someone make this happen 😮

    • @lifegoeson1007
      @lifegoeson1007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      - Banana - yes lol

    • @SincerelyyoursloveMaria
      @SincerelyyoursloveMaria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      It's kinda like that movie "Sorry to bother you"
      It's comedy with some extreme strangeness to it

    • @passrusherrecruit1168
      @passrusherrecruit1168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Start a petition. I'll sign it.

  • @crandonborth
    @crandonborth ปีที่แล้ว +298

    “WTF you want Kathy” 😂

    • @amcraft2031
      @amcraft2031 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Zac O'yama 😍

  • @chibichan9586
    @chibichan9586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    “did we get disconnected”
    “yeah no, i mean yeah hung up on you” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Bullroarer-oj3sp
    @Bullroarer-oj3sp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18596

    Funny thing is there are people out there who this would actually work on.

    • @andreal5445
      @andreal5445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +443

      Really. I'll be so happy that he hung up.

    • @Grizzly01
      @Grizzly01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @Michael P Nope? Why not?

    • @kevinchills
      @kevinchills 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      The fuk dyuknow, Nathan? *logs out of TH-cam...

    • @groovie444
      @groovie444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If you had to call first that would work sure

    • @SleepyDogg
      @SleepyDogg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@ShashankAdluri you'd call back in a heart beat.

  • @pusszilla
    @pusszilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3975

    "Come on man...let it go!"
    I love how the table's turned...Lol

    • @goldenlion2439
      @goldenlion2439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Are you a telemarketer?

    • @cassandramartinez7050
      @cassandramartinez7050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂

    • @etxsports5836
      @etxsports5836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO

    • @ladysweetnfieryofficial
      @ladysweetnfieryofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆😄

    • @zuverlassig2jl
      @zuverlassig2jl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's the best part!!! Great writing there...lol...and it is always the AHs who make the big $$ at these places...because you kind of have to be to be a phony type of BS-er to sell well over the ph, lol...

  • @alanstringer.
    @alanstringer. ปีที่แล้ว +584

    This is basically my job. We handle escalations in my department, meaning that the only calls I take are angry customer calls. We also have a policy to not put up with cursing or abusive language, so I instantly hang up on people all the time. I never get them right back like this, but if you look at the account you'll see that they always call back right away.

    • @Iron-Bridge
      @Iron-Bridge ปีที่แล้ว +34

      This is a brilliant stress relief job 🤣😁

    • @blackdog8245
      @blackdog8245 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sounds like fun.

    • @forman208
      @forman208 ปีที่แล้ว

      That sounds like an absolutely shitty job lol.

    • @adam89278
      @adam89278 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not really. The sketch was funny and the telemarketer was very successful in selling something. In sharp contrast, you just don't do your minimum-wage job, which is why you have that job mid-life and will, at best, always have that job. Your company knows this. You're the pawn. Of course the consumer calls back. You didn't solve their reason for calling, as the other shitty reps before you did not with the same attitude and ineptitude, likely. By the time they reach you, they probably are a little irritated when originally otherwise fine, having gone through several incompetent reps just like yourself for often the simplest account situation. Your job is to de-escalate and resolve, not get an erection off fucking with consumers. Otherwise, you're on a one-way track to working at a gas station and not even maintaining that job.

    • @sicilianchiangchang7320
      @sicilianchiangchang7320 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, not instance off ruancerpoline about triggers need any patience; but in the side, kids violation is challenge to a ketchup.

  • @BoiledKoolaid
    @BoiledKoolaid 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    "what the fuck do you want?"
    always kills me

  • @honest-teaspillingtheteaon2635
    @honest-teaspillingtheteaon2635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8906

    Unsettling. I mean Jordan Peele's genius for horror was right in front of us all along. I now understand what he means by comedy and horror are parallel to each other.

  • @kindoflame
    @kindoflame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10476

    I always thought it weird that Peele started directing horror movies, but then I watched this skit.

    • @ErimlRGG
      @ErimlRGG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      the hospital kid one... damn. But yeah, for sure this has a suspense film feeling and the camera work

    • @phile5437
      @phile5437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Watch the make a wish skit. It's hilariously horrifying.

    • @christophermendoza6936
      @christophermendoza6936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Or watch the skit of the song they made, it’s party never stops or something, that crap is trippy when you understand it

    • @ninjanicktf9768
      @ninjanicktf9768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      There are so many other ones with horror elements such as the work out one. After seeing that one Peele going on to make horror made so much sense to me

    • @goreycinema
      @goreycinema 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The signs were always there. We just didn't see them.

  • @cosmicmcmoon5773
    @cosmicmcmoon5773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I thought this was gonna be a Scream-type thing where the telemarketer just kept calling over & over again. Was pleasantly surprised to see it was a reverse-psychology deal. Also epic cameo @ the end lol

  • @downer9099
    @downer9099 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    The "sure you do" kills me 😂😂

  • @PooCrizzap
    @PooCrizzap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4124

    The way Key screams “WHAAAAAAT” after Peele says “Sure you do” ends me 💀

    • @terriluginbyhl161
      @terriluginbyhl161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      PooCrizzap best scream!!!!

    • @pagghr51
      @pagghr51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      that there was coach hines

    • @mallorielouann546
      @mallorielouann546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Legend says that's what the aliens sound like at Area 51.

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The final screech was my favorite.

    • @rafaelsantana4905
      @rafaelsantana4905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Key is the best overactor ever

  • @deadnalive9166
    @deadnalive9166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2529

    Gosh I wished my telemarketers hang up on me before I hang up on them... or just simply never call me to begin with

    • @Aaronlovesmusic970
      @Aaronlovesmusic970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Nah its really fun to keep them on the phone they have to keep talking ive sat there and bitched for 1hour and they will not hang up its fucking great

    • @goranstarcevic9146
      @goranstarcevic9146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      All you gotta do is buy 5 packages.

    • @EscaLaid27PS3
      @EscaLaid27PS3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sure you do
      *Hangs up*

    • @akatsukinaty
      @akatsukinaty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I used to hang up on people all the time. Why should I waste my time with someone who is not going to buy?

    • @julieannanderson2228
      @julieannanderson2228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I got one to hang up on me once. I talked in detail about every single thing i did that day. and kept asking what they did and if it was fun. After a few minutes he hung up

  • @mikeberry2332
    @mikeberry2332 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Peele is always very, very good, but no one does rage like Key.

  • @AgentAshe
    @AgentAshe ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Love seeing Zack from College Humor at the end. Such a cool little surprise.

  • @TXSTYLE750
    @TXSTYLE750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3549

    "What the F*** do you want?" 😂🤣😭

    • @HAIRJELLYMAN
      @HAIRJELLYMAN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Marcus B. Fuck*

    • @phyllishahart6111
      @phyllishahart6111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Marcus B. Lmaoooo omg this is exactly how I answer my phone calls 😂

    • @TXSTYLE750
      @TXSTYLE750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@phyllishahart6111 Hahahahahahahahaha!!! 😄

    • @MrSambhav00
      @MrSambhav00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The original th-cam.com/video/72lValALTzw/w-d-xo.html
      Key, Peele just copy an Indian youtuber video.... Check it out.

    • @TXSTYLE750
      @TXSTYLE750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MrSambhav00 Wow! Super similar indeed! I see your link is from 2017. I need to verify when exactly that K&P episode aired originally. It was uploaded this year but it came out on TV a while back....

  • @BabyBearRudy
    @BabyBearRudy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2512

    I love when Key loses his shit. He has the best freak outs 😂

    • @aaronj7327
      @aaronj7327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Cosmo Kramer fuck u

    • @jayp.3898
      @jayp.3898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      alright so the "KEY" freak-out compilation is in your hands now bud.

    • @SteveinSanFrancisco
      @SteveinSanFrancisco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm not sure which is funnier, this video or watching Enduro and Kramer go out each other🤣

    • @SamAndrew27
      @SamAndrew27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      2:15

    • @user-es1wg8ih2r
      @user-es1wg8ih2r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Coach Hines

  • @ad480p
    @ad480p ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I was pleasantly surprised to see Zack from collage humor at the end!

    • @fariz47
      @fariz47 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think Zack quit CH long time ago..

    • @InterrogatingTheCat
      @InterrogatingTheCat ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fariz47 Uhhhhh no? Have you seen any of the stuff they're doing now on Dropout?

    • @fariz47
      @fariz47 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@InterrogatingTheCat then maybe he came back. 5 years ago he left, this was his last sketch th-cam.com/video/w-RfKvhT_NU/w-d-xo.html

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@InterrogatingTheCat I think he's doesn't work for them, now it's more of an day by day thing, after college humor went under

    • @AbbasKhan9364
      @AbbasKhan9364 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@munjee2 THEY WENT UNDER!?

  • @maicolc7216
    @maicolc7216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That hand-puppet thing is genius

  • @rosedelancey4220
    @rosedelancey4220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5473

    I'm like 95% sure the stress doll is actually a voodoo doll

    • @MASTEROFSAND
      @MASTEROFSAND 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      What's the other 5%?

    • @muradm7748
      @muradm7748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@MASTEROFSAND a dick

    • @aleas799
      @aleas799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I ordered the stress ball from amazon today just because of this episode lol

    • @montelljames5958
      @montelljames5958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You 95% wrong

    • @Calypso694
      @Calypso694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Adam Yeahmayweather send me a link!

  • @leutianleyva5116
    @leutianleyva5116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8195

    Plot twist, he’s the most aggressive phone call receiver.

    • @raymondjones7423
      @raymondjones7423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @ABSTRQT 😂😂

    • @adithyasatheesh127
      @adithyasatheesh127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Damn bruv, you put the pussy on the chainwax

    • @redstallion7335
      @redstallion7335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ADITHYA SATHEESH 😂😂

    • @marcusdayungg2110
      @marcusdayungg2110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ADITHYA SATHEESH pussy on the chainwax!!

    • @bubeable
      @bubeable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Thats not a twist, its obviously a fact

  • @karlizen4990
    @karlizen4990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:02: when The Thing Key reverts back into its original form

  • @pnaylish1004
    @pnaylish1004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    This is the greatest comedy team of our time. Pure genius. One of the few times I actually laugh out loud at something on TH-cam.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Indeed😅😅😅😅

  • @Sytijinx
    @Sytijinx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2189

    "These new call scripts are reeeally great."
    🤣😂🤣

    • @VictoriaCastillolaloka
      @VictoriaCastillolaloka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      What the fuck do you want kathy !? Lol

    • @meljusttalent1
      @meljusttalent1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      If you ever worked in a call center this is hilarious

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Real time saver, move on if you can't get a sale to save time and keep those you can scam coming back for more.

  • @mysticdragonwolf89
    @mysticdragonwolf89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3223

    If telemarketers were as aggressive as this - they’d be Wall Street

    • @logan4948
      @logan4948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Keep drinking Qrow

    • @flaminmongrel6955
      @flaminmongrel6955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@logan4948 i think his joke was about the movie wolf of wall Street.

    • @logan4948
      @logan4948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@flaminmongrel6955 hahaha what I said is actually a reference to user's username (which is one of my favourite shows) but thanks lol!

    • @flaminmongrel6955
      @flaminmongrel6955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@logan4948 oh

    • @diosantana2659
      @diosantana2659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Somebody lost money trying to out day trade computers

  • @WorDouglas8
    @WorDouglas8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Wow.... These 2 NEVER disappoint.... PLEASE don't stop your work....

  • @starscream2541
    @starscream2541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    This show was so HILARIOUS!!! Wish they'd bring it back. The stress toy makes it that much more funny.

  • @james89ification
    @james89ification 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4870

    I want the Vegas package
    Sure you do
    😂😂😂😂

    • @cassandramartinez7050
      @cassandramartinez7050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂

    • @james89ification
      @james89ification 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@cassandramartinez7050 😂😂😂😂

    • @bluecorp8557
      @bluecorp8557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Assorted Pit 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @etxsports5836
      @etxsports5836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      LMAO reverse psychology

    • @TcRazR
      @TcRazR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @darkin1484
    @darkin1484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6568

    Plot twist: that's not a stress doll. That's a voodoo doll for the clients heart and he keeps increasing their blood pressure

    • @MrKBruss
      @MrKBruss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      mystery shet over there ye haha

    • @LoneWolf-yp9qw
      @LoneWolf-yp9qw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol yeah

    • @tayylorfierce6823
      @tayylorfierce6823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It looks like covid cell

    • @Maisquevencedor777
      @Maisquevencedor777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tayylorfierce6823 hahaha I thought the same thing

    • @amymizuno405
      @amymizuno405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahahaahahhh

  • @ashleyhands7717
    @ashleyhands7717 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I feel I've watched so many skits back to back that I have no idea how Key and Peele are in real life.

  • @tommybrown9534
    @tommybrown9534 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1 of my absolute favorites!!! I swear these 2 are comedy gold!!! 😄😄😄

  • @MysteriousMiddleEast
    @MysteriousMiddleEast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    You can tell Jordan Peele had been aching to do big screen horror/thrillers from back in the day. Even some of the really goofy skits have a mild horror aesthetic to them.

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      He talked about how horror and comedy are both constructed the same way.
      Beat beat beat, punchline
      Beat beat beat, scare

  • @anb740
    @anb740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2098

    I swear....the hand squeezing toy. That made the whole video!

    • @Mothafuckenzay
      @Mothafuckenzay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You've seen it in other movies

    • @rosegold-beats
      @rosegold-beats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@Mothafuckenzay its called, panic pete toy

    • @MachineGunMouth
      @MachineGunMouth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@DW133_ why the hell would a dude want to imagine that for?

    • @jcchaffin1
      @jcchaffin1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I died laughing over that toy!

    • @charliefarson1362
      @charliefarson1362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought the black guy preparing food to COOK was the best part..actually using a knife to slice up veggies to cook..I thought that was the best part.

  • @Eppu_Paranormaali
    @Eppu_Paranormaali 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I would totally appreciate the telemarketers doing this.

  • @Sylv3onYT
    @Sylv3onYT ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oh, that's how you get rid of telemarketers, you just give them your credit card information. Thanks key and Peele for the educational video.

  • @carbolicsoap
    @carbolicsoap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    "Yeah, No, I mean, yeah, I hung up on you" - My life motto

    • @itgetter9
      @itgetter9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL!

    • @Rubberbandfan1
      @Rubberbandfan1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That telemarketer is definitely from Southern California.

  • @leopoldstrauss6245
    @leopoldstrauss6245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5794

    His credit card still hasn’t expired.

    • @moneymikz
      @moneymikz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Yeah but it’s only 12 digits

    • @Samstar369
      @Samstar369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Jamie Nicholls
      You tried 😐

    • @nathanscott5205
      @nathanscott5205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Username checks out.

    • @zBryRobinson
      @zBryRobinson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alpha lmfao

    • @WhaleManMan
      @WhaleManMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Alpha
      Goddamit Donavan!!! Your mother is dying!!!

  • @user-sl309jd90
    @user-sl309jd90 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I dont understand why I keep finding these new episodes years and years after I always assured myself I found and watched all of them 😂

    • @sid5945
      @sid5945 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      BRO SAME

  • @LokiPhoenix
    @LokiPhoenix 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This entire segment is beautifully edited. The underlying tension of something odd and the visual of the stress ball but using comedic narrative it's so beautiful 😍❤️ haha I appreciate things when the tone is done so well

  • @liniquedavids1490
    @liniquedavids1490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    The poor guy went from calmly slicing celery, to having a fucking break down. 😂

    • @edmerc92
      @edmerc92 ปีที่แล้ว

      And he might be in some credit card debt.

    • @vibovitold
      @vibovitold 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks for explaining. I've been trying to figure it out for hours. I kept on thinking it was the opposite for some reason.

  • @champchamp3075
    @champchamp3075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +982

    Keys character just has deep rooted abandonment issues.

    • @eddiehaze3165
      @eddiehaze3165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yea he does, otherwise he wouldn't have looked at the phone oddly and called the telemarketer back after the first hang up 😆😆😆

  • @nivek2177
    @nivek2177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    IDK why but seeing Zack Oyama doing sketches with K&P makes me so happy

  • @cyberhawk99
    @cyberhawk99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These guys are the best! I always find myself laughing loud enough to wake my wife. She always yells out, "You watching Key & Peele again???".

  • @NoName-ny1bt
    @NoName-ny1bt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3737

    Omg this telemarketer recently hung up on me too when I had refused so politely. I thought about it for 2 days

    • @haveagoodday629
      @haveagoodday629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Hollyweed1
      @Hollyweed1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      Did you buy 5 packages?!

    • @duytungphammotorvn
      @duytungphammotorvn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      May you and your family have a nice Vegas trip =))

    • @lrob664
      @lrob664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Did you even want the Vegas package tho? 🙄
      It seems like you were just wasting his time.

    • @krom09
      @krom09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      “Come on man let it go”

  • @user-vf8ti4dq3d
    @user-vf8ti4dq3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    i love the telemarketers voice. its a combination of sheer evil/ laziness

    • @williamskat1
      @williamskat1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lol

    • @Factzdatruth
      @Factzdatruth ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can I have a little bit of you tine not time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheDanteEX
      @TheDanteEX ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The slurriness when he says "Well were you going to buy the Vegas package" makes me laugh.

  • @notgoodatthegame3025
    @notgoodatthegame3025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best sketch of them all. All of the phone call ones are great

  • @1984WillC
    @1984WillC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is one of the best ones

  • @heyodi3092
    @heyodi3092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3257

    His credit card has officially expired today.

    • @Ljwsweenss
      @Ljwsweenss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😂😂😂

    • @jaywill4ever
      @jaywill4ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      RIP credit card

    • @daisymaturo2644
      @daisymaturo2644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      at least he squeezed in that Vegas package

    • @youtubecensorspeace1874
      @youtubecensorspeace1874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn it, I am to late.

    • @tombaker111989
      @tombaker111989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Please tell me you made a calendar event for this post.

  • @wereallydoinhandlesnow
    @wereallydoinhandlesnow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5619

    “I want the Vegas package”
    “...sure ya do” *Click*
    I fucking died 😂

    • @JaqenHghar.
      @JaqenHghar. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Just let it go

    • @freespirit5719
      @freespirit5719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      “Whaaaaaaaaat????”

    • @scaryflower8745
      @scaryflower8745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      My favorite too just the way key explodes like that is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @gabrielbryant5262
      @gabrielbryant5262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Come on man just let it go

    • @ZeeZee9
      @ZeeZee9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You forgot the *squeeze* *squeeze* first lol

  • @levivillatoro8157
    @levivillatoro8157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Sure you do”… I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @raquib1236
    @raquib1236 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finding a key and peele sketch u haven't seen before is the most amazing feeling

  • @thesummaryguy3911
    @thesummaryguy3911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    i love how the color of the squeeze toy was the same as key's shirt. Peele squeezes the toy more as Key gets more and more angry

    • @jules9810
      @jules9810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The Summary Guy good filmmaking

    • @billyherrington2415
      @billyherrington2415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's him jerking off

    • @MrKarlozz
      @MrKarlozz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Fuert Neigt
      It's like a stress relieving toy/fidget

    • @wordnado9788
      @wordnado9788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Holy crap I just now read your comment and it’s on point

    • @CockySuSMounted
      @CockySuSMounted ปีที่แล้ว

      Voodoo phawaars boibee 🤣

  • @Z0983
    @Z0983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8572

    The toy squeezing makes me really really uncomfortable, and i don't know why.

    • @caspa7
      @caspa7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +604

      It probably reminds you of squeezing something similar

    • @a.m9472
      @a.m9472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

      It’s the holes. You have trypophobia like most people

    • @XDoombangerX
      @XDoombangerX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Damn I thought i was the only one

    • @marcy.a
      @marcy.a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Aq Mo no it looks like a pp

    • @silverbat5873
      @silverbat5873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      It's very much like a sexual build up. I think that's part of the point.

  • @Sonna-pq2zx
    @Sonna-pq2zx ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best Key and Peele skit, hands down. Genius!!!

  • @timothy790110
    @timothy790110 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    that stress squeezer is genius.

  • @dineshLife
    @dineshLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Only place where re-uploads are watched till the end even if you have watched the video a million times...

    • @mwesolo1315
      @mwesolo1315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HUNGER PAINS it's my favorite one i have to watch it 😂

    • @KokosNaSnehu2
      @KokosNaSnehu2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is their constant reuploading of clips a way to make more money from ads or what? I love them but thats annoying af.

    • @dineshLife
      @dineshLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KokosNaSnehu2
      I have no idea but I believe that they want their videos in their own Channel.
      So they are re-uploading old videos.

    • @dineshLife
      @dineshLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mwesolo1315
      Yeah,
      It's totally related to many of us.

    • @KokosNaSnehu2
      @KokosNaSnehu2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dineshLife Oh you are right that makes sense :)
      This sketch is awesome btw.

  • @BatmanPops
    @BatmanPops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1519

    The telemarketer used some good reverse psychology on him right out of the gate lol...😅

    • @Marvo87
      @Marvo87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Riiiiiiiiiittttee! "I would love to but I just dnt have the ti..." Dial tone!

    • @anayajohnson9077
      @anayajohnson9077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats genius. Bruh.

    • @BobbySacamano
      @BobbySacamano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow. Great observation.

    • @wdai03
      @wdai03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What the fuck do you want?

    • @cutiepie6796
      @cutiepie6796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NOT REALLY, IF HE NEVER CALLED BACK THEN IT WOULD OF JUST BEEN THAT

  • @Siano291
    @Siano291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I legit get a little spooked watching these haha. They're so effective with horror/thrillers

  • @MGA19a
    @MGA19a 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The way he screams "whaaaaat" when he hangs up with "sure you want" ... PRICELESS :-)))))))))

  • @Poison_Jam
    @Poison_Jam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    "Sure you do" 💀 that part killed me 😂

  • @Drr_Perky
    @Drr_Perky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    This is amazing, the stress toy is a perfect example of visual comedy, more directors should take note

    • @ZeeZee9
      @ZeeZee9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *squeeze* *squeeze*

    • @drtomato
      @drtomato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      it's super creepy 😂😂😂

    • @JayJay-me8zk
      @JayJay-me8zk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I want one of those

    • @gokucrazy22
      @gokucrazy22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Its great foreshadowing of the end imo. The guy is just stressed about the new call script and is probably not the most comfortable with it

    • @jackwimmer2249
      @jackwimmer2249 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stress toy is so creepy looking!

  • @righteousdivine
    @righteousdivine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The escalation of the stress ball has me crying!!!!!

  • @nb-s8
    @nb-s8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    These “car warranty” companies that keep calling me should take some notes

    • @jalia581
      @jalia581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right! I wonder what the motive is

    • @KillaCaff1
      @KillaCaff1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jalia581 steal your money and info

    • @alfredodiaz7000
      @alfredodiaz7000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      N B those mofos are annoying af!!

    • @piercewoodward4736
      @piercewoodward4736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      N B yo, one just called me a couple hours ago. I asked “who’s this?” And they hung up. They actually took notes 🤯

    • @nb-s8
      @nb-s8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pierce Woodward lol yea I get so many of them and if I’m sitting in traffic I go along with the call lol

  • @truethingstruemoments351
    @truethingstruemoments351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    ”Are you even allowed to do that?”
    This reminds me at the time when I worked as a telemarketer, calling customer and telling about the product for two minutes not knowing that the call was ended two minutes ago...

  • @Parka1911
    @Parka1911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude I started lmao when he hung up that phone for the first time xD

  • @chrisstair3145
    @chrisstair3145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that little stress doll toy adds so much to this. You can really see how much he's getting off from messing with this guy.

  • @dawnm2748
    @dawnm2748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2153

    Zac Oyama saying “tf do u want Kathy” made this video a 12/10 instead of 11/10

    • @nikkic545
      @nikkic545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Facts

    • @johnjohn-xk3qb
      @johnjohn-xk3qb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Zach made it

    • @bicycleninja1685
      @bicycleninja1685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Was wondering who that was... saw this guy live at UCB! Funny dude.

    • @haileymiller6411
      @haileymiller6411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Idk for some reason I think it would have been funnier if that part wasn’t a part of this skit

    • @JimbosliceLV
      @JimbosliceLV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      STFU DAWN!

  • @joaquinpereztorres7833
    @joaquinpereztorres7833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    “C’mon man, let it go” always gets me 😂

    • @bradburdine9406
      @bradburdine9406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmao the whiney voice and everything 🤣

    • @its_taps
      @its_taps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Word! 🤣🤣

    • @karameldrip9703
      @karameldrip9703 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣 yessss!!!

  • @EspritFidget
    @EspritFidget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The squishes on the stress-reliever toy is genius.

  • @amphibianking4277
    @amphibianking4277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This skit is honestly so fucking genius lmao

  • @Neurotripsicks
    @Neurotripsicks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    "WTF do you want Kathy?!"

  • @puopoup
    @puopoup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1484

    *shouts credit card number*
    Kids in the area: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!

  • @NonniR
    @NonniR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The atmosphere in this skit is real. It's genuinely tense and frightening. No wonder Peele started directing horror movies.

  • @Pantherazure
    @Pantherazure ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That squishy voodoo doll adds that perfect hint of paranormal activity going on in this sketch!

  • @drsiege3434
    @drsiege3434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6104

    I'm still trying to imagine the exact type of person that would dislike a Key and Peele video.

    • @bonjy3701
      @bonjy3701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Oh, we just pity those fools.

    • @Phil85_37
      @Phil85_37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Exactly, this stuff is pure comedy gold.

    • @dakotablaisdell721
      @dakotablaisdell721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Angry telemarketers

    • @MY-zn8dq
      @MY-zn8dq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Dave chappelle 😉

    • @zainbunga3002
      @zainbunga3002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @John Dunham phuk you. You think whole 1.4 billion indians are tele marketers? We can buy your ass. Google most expensive house or Google second largest army in the world.

  • @TeaNBon3z
    @TeaNBon3z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    “Are you Even allowed to do that?”
    I wish I could do the same thing as Peele did

    • @ShankyBady
      @ShankyBady 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Try the same script

    • @ElFonzieG13
      @ElFonzieG13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I do not miss the call center life. Whew lads, never catch me in a cubicle again.

  • @d.dmthegod2812
    @d.dmthegod2812 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They just played every telemarketers on game game

  • @6VJ9
    @6VJ9 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Re watching this few years later...still hilarious

  • @Citiz3nX
    @Citiz3nX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    That landline phone with the long ass cord though. Napoleon Dynamite salutes you lol

    • @jennylovesjoe1224
      @jennylovesjoe1224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OMG, I thought the exact same thing!! Lmao 😂

    • @kevadu
      @kevadu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Uh...that's just how phones used to be you know. Nothing special about it...
      Kids these days...

    • @Citiz3nX
      @Citiz3nX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kevadu
      Special? It made me think of the movie. There’s nothing else to draw from what I stated. Kid? Hardly.

    • @applejacks971
      @applejacks971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We still have our first push button phones from 1979 in the kitchen and machine shed, 10' coil cord and all. Use'em everyday!

    • @DeathBringer769
      @DeathBringer769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kevadu Yea, I remember... but when this skit was filmed we were already *well* into the age of cordless home phones being super common. Hell, lots of people these days don't even have a home phone anymore and just use their cell phone, lol. I only remember my family having a wired home phone in the late 80s and through the 90s. By the early 2000s we, and basically everyone I knew except my grandma, all had cordless home phones by then. My grandma still had her old rotary home phone though well into the 2010s, lol. I remember being over there and it took forever to dial a number.

  • @teeb2681
    @teeb2681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "WTF do youuu want "🤣

  • @natalieholt563
    @natalieholt563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this is one of their funniest!!! especially since I used to work for a call center!! :D LOL

  • @DrewsThaiVideos
    @DrewsThaiVideos ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gorgug! Zac Oyama is so fantastic, what a treat for him to pop up!

  • @stryker3097
    @stryker3097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    "YOU KNOW WHAT!?! I WANT THE VEGAS PACKAGE!!!
    ..........SuRe Ya dO!! *click*

    • @Jaikay1
      @Jaikay1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT

    • @addamz3277
      @addamz3277 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow.. you watched the danke video as all of us... so impressive! 🙄

    • @14gocougs
      @14gocougs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@addamz3277 well aren't you a load of fun?

  • @berriseriousgames4589
    @berriseriousgames4589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +982

    If that person first hang up on me like that I would just be like: great, now I don't have to make up an excuse.

    • @SilvaDreams
      @SilvaDreams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Who needs to make up an excuse? Just say "I'm not interested and remove me from any call list." then hang up. They legally can not call you back and have to remove you from their call list (At least in the US)

    • @kefkapalazzo1
      @kefkapalazzo1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That’s the joke

    • @0kJaymie
      @0kJaymie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@SilvaDreams You must not live in the US. They can legally do whatever the fuck they what. Do you know how many telemarkers ive told to take me off their call list? Fuckin zero. Thats right silvia. ZERO. Cause I ALWAYS buy what they're sellin.

    • @lowquality9232
      @lowquality9232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@0kJaymie what

    • @PiousSlayer
      @PiousSlayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@0kJaymie
      You win.

  • @anon3191
    @anon3191 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It literally happened to me once when a telemarketer didn't force me too much to buy the product. I felt so incomplete 🤣

  • @eyesonthepiescc
    @eyesonthepiescc ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The last hang up was Gotham villain level of savagery.

  • @meangreen320
    @meangreen320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Jordan Peele has the best voices for his characters lol. Key is the ultimate straight man character lol.

  • @douglasharley2440
    @douglasharley2440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    2:09 "you know what?...i want the vegas package." "SURE YOU DO!...*click*"

    • @james89ification
      @james89ification 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Shit had me rolling

    • @bigboibubba5528
      @bigboibubba5528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@james89ification shit had me rotating

    • @hidebehindmyusername8557
      @hidebehindmyusername8557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bigboi bubba you’re white aren’t you ?lol 😂

    • @bigboibubba5528
      @bigboibubba5528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@hidebehindmyusername8557 Nope. Black as they come, you douche.

    • @TcRazR
      @TcRazR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BetaDreTV
    @BetaDreTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    squeezing that toy is the perfect touch.

  • @HaardEntertainment
    @HaardEntertainment หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is one of the funniest skits they've ever done! LOL

  • @LeoMorikoTheKnight
    @LeoMorikoTheKnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    All of a sudden, I want to work for Mastertravel Inc.'s customer service call center.