They should've kept Dan, him and Tina could've been twins. I can imagine it. Bob: Tina, Daniel your on the grill. Daniel & Tina: My crotch is itchy. *They look at each other* Tina: Wow! twin empathy. Daniel: I know! Awesome right? *They hug, but they quickly pulled away and scratch their crotches.* Tina & Daniel: ow ow ow ow Bob: oh god.
Pffft! Someone who tells Steven Wright jokes...... badly and without Steve Wright's sense of timing. The only way this guy is a "master of one-liners" is if he delivers Chinese food and you only count fortune cookies.
I am laughing so hard. Having never heard his stand up before (or speak), I assumed he was doing a voice for Tina Belcher. But he doesnt and that is his real voice. It made my day and I realize how much of a stroke a genius it was to keep him on and voice a 13 year old girl.
Ok we need MORE of Dan PLEASE!!! I clicked just for him, I couldn't get Tina out of my head I thought he put on a voice for Tina but it's his actual voice, he's great!
Tina Belcher is the oldest daughter in Bob's Burgers, it's an American animation show, you should totally watch it but if you can't check the clips for the show on fox animation on TH-cam, the show is awesome!!
2:36 "My wife is the only 1 I've ever been with; everyone else is a 9 or a 10." That was the hardest joke to get. He should have said "...all the others were 9s and 10s."
Honestly, I kinda needed this explanation. I guess I understood that he was putting his wife down but didn't understand that he was calling his wife a 1 lol. Thanks! :D
It makes even more sense when you consider that in the Bob’s Burgers pilot, the character was actually a boy named Daniel, so likely was modeled to look very much like him.
I love that when John Roberts voices Linda Belcher, he's doing the voice of his mom. When Dan Mintz voices Tina Belcher... he just use his _normal_ voice lol
Excellent one liners (some are olden but golden), it didn't flow well but the jokes were very good. It really was funny though, just needs to flow a lot better and have a faster pace.
he sounds like mitch hedberg you know. and stephen wright, sounds exactly like him. and mitch herberg, he sounds exactly like him. and mitch hedberg. and stephen write. and ditch iceberg. and steve
Jonathan Bronco yes but there’s good and bad deadpan, and i agree good jokes are great but the delivery isn’t exactly that effective. I still enjoyed it a lot though
Honestly, all these jokes sound like stuff Tina would write down in her journal. XD
Or Erotic Fan Fiction.
Totally! I’m picturing when the whole family reads her diary.
@Desi_Does_Art friend fiction
I laughed harder at the fact that Tina Belcher;s voice is his every day voice than anything he said.
Yeah, that’s the best part!! 🤣🤣 dude just talks when he does Tina’s voice!
A blessing and a curse 🤣
I JUST REALIZED THAT HE’S NOT DOING A VOICE WHATT
Just like Kristen Schall, aka Louise🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@parisianhumphries737 and h. Jon Benjamin, aka Bob Belcher
I love Dan but it's honestly like Tina's voice escaped her cartoon body and found a host.
Originally the eldest Belcher was going to be a boy named Dan. When they changed over to Tina they told him to keep doing the same voice.
They should've kept Dan, him and Tina could've been twins. I can imagine it.
Bob: Tina, Daniel your on the grill.
Daniel & Tina: My crotch is itchy.
*They look at each other*
Tina: Wow! twin empathy.
Daniel: I know! Awesome right?
*They hug, but they quickly pulled away and scratch their crotches.*
Tina & Daniel: ow ow ow ow
Bob: oh god.
Yea lol
An exciting new irrational fear...
YES!!!
Dan is a master of delivering one-liners.
Pffft! Someone who tells Steven Wright jokes...... badly and without Steve Wright's sense of timing.
The only way this guy is a "master of one-liners" is if he delivers Chinese food and you only count fortune cookies.
He's great but he can't hold a candle to guys such as Steven Wright, Mitch Hedberg, Stewart Francis, Demetri Martin etc...
really? cause this is fuckin terrible
Rodney Dangerfield is King and will always be King
No. It's Mitch Hedberg.
Good to see Tina got over her stage fright.
Uhhh
why is he so awkward i'm literally crying
he's shy and adorable lmao
@@livviemon Same
It's called a shtick
@@danielrhoadie1032 You Are 😢😢😡😡
@@HughMorristheJoker he's actually like this though that's the thing.
It's like Tina doing stand-up. Only it's not awkward enough
Bruna Reivax Tina could’ve uhhhh on the stage too
Add a few "uhhhhhhh's" and it's perfect
except that it's super awkward
It's pretty awkward. I see why he got the role.
it's so weird hearing tina saying she watches porn
well she DOES like butts
Erotic friend fiction
No it’s fitting
are you honestly surprised tho?
Megan Huynh i snorted 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I'm waiting for him to say " if boys had Uteruses, they'd be called Duderuse's 😂
can someone please animate the bobs burgers girl saying these?
lol this was so great
OMG YASS
Tina
You mean, like this? th-cam.com/video/WPs1L5ueV-w/w-d-xo.html
Or TV from Adventure Time!
“The people at Starbucks always get my name wrong....and I’ve been working there for nine years” LMFAOOO😂😂😂😂
The wife joke took me a good solid few seconds. Hahahaha
I still don’t get it
Same with everyone in that audience but when it hits it hits hard haha
@@admiralfishface8750 His wife is a 1 and all his previous lovers are 9s and 10s
I got it right off the break and laughed my ass off.
This just feels like watching a man lipsyncing Tina’s voice saying one-liners 😂
Thanks for your totally unoriginal comment
I love the pause on the nine or ten joke, you could just sense the gears turning in the audience before they finally got it.
That’s the one joke I didn’t understand. Please explain it to me. I bet its really obvious but I’m so clueless. Help!
I just got it, My wife is the only ONE (her rating) I’ve ever been with :)
Omg, it's Tina!!
jesus calm down
no, this is Patrick.
@@To-mos No, it is Daniel.
I am laughing so hard. Having never heard his stand up before (or speak), I assumed he was doing a voice for Tina Belcher. But he doesnt and that is his real voice. It made my day and I realize how much of a stroke a genius it was to keep him on and voice a 13 year old girl.
I'm hearing Bob right now going, "Oh my god..."
All I can hear is Tina.
This man is such a blessing.
Ok we need MORE of Dan PLEASE!!! I clicked just for him, I couldn't get Tina out of my head I thought he put on a voice for Tina but it's his actual voice, he's great!
Everyone's mentioning Tina. Who's Tina?
Tina Belcher is the oldest daughter in Bob's Burgers, it's an American animation show, you should totally watch it but if you can't check the clips for the show on fox animation on TH-cam, the show is awesome!!
Beautiful, thanks!
*SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO AN ANIMATION OF TINA SAYING THESE THINGS PLEASE*
Just had the same idea😭 I hope they do
Oh plz some one do this
it would be an episode where tina does stand up comedy
@@bajoa804 bro all your pfp colors are the same
@@sivvansharma3023 i jus peeped lol
I can't unhear tina 😩💓
ok sometimes a famous characters voice isnt what the actor actually sounds like. thats what i was expecting when i clicked the video. i was very wrong
Not the most enthralling performer, but I blew air out of my nose pretty consistently throughout.
Then your statement is contradictory
@@HughMorristheJoker No, your grasp on the English language is just inadequate.
So, you were breathing?
I knew what you meant, Sky.
Congrats on your body knowing how to do it's automatic functions!
Highly under rated comedian.
great comedy writing
I just imagine Tina standing up their doing these jokes😂😂😂😂
“This woman gave me a palm reading”
The audience: ALFKSHFJAHTJSSHFK 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😆😆🤪🥳😭😝😂
Omg...that dead Dad & Stalker joke had my side hurting I laughed so hard! 😖😫😆😆😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭
can't believe I'm hearing actual jokes from a comedian and not just crowd work...
I watched the entire 4 minutes and didn't hear any jokes. Where were they? Did I blink and miss them?
@@bigdickpornsuperstar Try watching it again, the entire performance was jokes.
Jerry, you must be really funny huh?
@@bigdickpornsuperstar hey jerry that comment is pretty mean. you made me sad now
@@bigdickpornsuperstar jerry you RUINED my night with your negativity. and my day was going so well until now :(
The only one liner comedian I enjoy great job dan! I love your work 🐽
Steven Wright, Mitch Hedberg, Demetri Martin
The coffin joke just made me worried for Bob 😂😂
If I just close my eyes I can imagine Tina doing standup!
🥰😂🤣😂
The girl at 1:16 is so thirsty. She's that one girl that laughs at everything LOL!!!
This is awesome. You don't find a lot of people who do standup in the classic form like this anymore, and he's super fun to watch. Nice job Dan!
Wow this guy does the best Tina Belcher impression ever.
That’s his actual voice
god hes so awkward i love him
Oh my gosh this IS his real voice
2:36 "My wife is the only 1 I've ever been with; everyone else is a 9 or a 10." That was the hardest joke to get. He should have said "...all the others were 9s and 10s."
No.
It really wasn't hard
Honestly, I kinda needed this explanation. I guess I understood that he was putting his wife down but didn't understand that he was calling his wife a 1 lol. Thanks! :D
The violin joke almost had me in tears!🤣🤣🤣
Lol this was actually hilarious, that last one was the funniest!
Impossible to hear Dan mitz's voice without remembering Tina
So dry I needed to drink some water after watching this 🤣 love Dan mintz
Tina it’s Tina 😂😂😂
tina is definitely my favorite on bobs burgers l love anything that dan mintz does ❤
The 10ft pole took me a sec lol
I can’t believe that’s his real voice 🤣🤣🤣
UUUUUHHHHHHH
UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh my god Tina.
Uhhhhhh
uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
Ohmygod.
If I only heard the audio from this I'd swear I was listening to Tina Belcher read Mitch Hedberg.
I love his voice
Dad in the coffin got me :D
I am pretty sure they modeled tina after his appearance. She literally looks like and animated female version of him
It makes even more sense when you consider that in the Bob’s Burgers pilot, the character was actually a boy named Daniel, so likely was modeled to look very much like him.
my hearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
i was looking at the comments while watching the show and i just got to this episode
I love that when John Roberts voices Linda Belcher, he's doing the voice of his mom. When Dan Mintz voices Tina Belcher... he just use his _normal_ voice lol
I was trying so hard to not think of Tina through this whole video😂 I couldn’t do it...
That wife joke is the smartest joke I've heard in a while.....
Can you please explain it? It totally went over my head. Everyone else is a 9 or 10?
I figured it out. His wife is the only ONE (her rating) he’s ever been with :)
"I was watching porn"
TINAAA!
This comedian does a really awesome job on voicing a female character, along with John Roberts.
Lmaoo this is soo dark! I love it 🤣
I feel bad for Dan, because no matter who he's talking to, everyone is just going to imagine Tina talking *haha*
Excellent one liners (some are olden but golden), it didn't flow well but the jokes were very good. It really was funny though, just needs to flow a lot better and have a faster pace.
It's like he's doing a horribly bad impression of Steven Wright.
He needs to tell full stories.
Due to his method of comedy, he would never succeed in doing a special.
He is alot like Mitch Hedberg
he sounds like mitch hedberg you know. and stephen wright, sounds exactly like him. and mitch herberg, he sounds exactly like him. and mitch hedberg. and stephen write. and ditch iceberg. and steve
Jonathan Bronco yes but there’s good and bad deadpan, and i agree good jokes are great but the delivery isn’t exactly that effective. I still enjoyed it a lot though
Tina doing stand up 😂👌🏼
This guy has a great delivery
i cant get passed the tina voice
TINAAAAAAA!
he’s so adorable oh my god
Tina sounds like this, Dan sounds like this
Omg that's his actual voice 😂
I love how he has the same awkward vibes that Tina has.
He is so awkward I love him
Ok the stalker joke was hilarious.
I’ve been watching bobs burgers for a week and I’m on season 5
No matter where I go, I hear that voice…
Great Video! he reminds me of Nathan fielder from Nathan for you
Im trying
But all I hear and see is Tina Belcher 😂
I love his stand up though 😂
Stale comedy at it’s finest
I want to see Dan Mintz and Joe Pera have a conversation about life
Dan and Tina kinda of look alike and similar personalities but in different genders
Is this Dan's natural voice? Or is he intentionally doing his act in Tina's voice?
It's his natural voice, obviously.
If I close my eyes and listen to it like an audio-video, I can see Tina so clearly.
He matches his tina character wearing that blue short with glasses (he mostly look like daniel, tina's genderswap early prototype)
No mention of Jimmy Jr at all, what the hell Tina
Brilliant and hilarious thanks!
Oh my god
Wouldn’t it be funny if they animated Tina doing this lol
I'm imagining Tina saying this stuff right now
My brain cant process seeing tina voice coming out from a grown man.
Enjoyable.
I wish I heard his voice before watching Bob's Burgers. All I can see & think about when he talks is Tina
Hearing tina voice saying these things is so very confusing. My brain hurts
LOVE DAN MINTZZZZ ❤️
I want an animatic on my desk by the end of the day bill
I can't unhear Tina
Like a modern Mitch Hedberg.
i know ah, a modern mitch hedberg
so you're saying not funny? Cause mitch hedberg like the worst of all time
Exactly what I was thinking; lots of paraprosdokians.
this is actually very good but at the same time very disconcerting.
he said like three words and I couldn’t help it
It is like if Tina became a comedian.
I just hear Tina. He's so adorkable
Dan Mintz is hilarious and all, but this seriously sounds like tina has possessed him
Two words: coo coo
It's Steven Wright with a bit of a blue streak.
yes! I had the same thought
He's like Mitch Hedberg, too.
The coffin one was hilarious
it's so weird to hear people I only know as voice actors do standup