I see Carson doing the “small percentage of people are actually subscribed” trick. If my studies are correct, he should hit 15 million subscribers today because of it
“I go to chunky cheese on my birthday and play the Mario kart machine while mommy and daddy order me my pizza. The rat comes with the pizza, he is repulsive. I cry because of the pizza rat. The pizza rat is big. His body is a rotting corpse. I cry because of the pizza rat and my parents are oblivious as to why.”
that clip where he was crying after hitting his head on the mic went on for so much longer than it did in this video. he was sobbing for a good 5 minutes and i genuinely thought he was bipolar when he just stopped crying with a flick of a switch
Seeing Carson bang his head against his mic and proceed to cry without sound is the funniest thing I've seen all day. It's like I was watching a silent movie lmao what a classic
Imagine peacefully sleeping and hearing someone saying “a small percentage of people are subbed” in the hotel room next to you edit: the percentage tactic has earned him 400,000 subscribers in the past 4 hours, WOW
Carson: "I'll be your sloppy cereal boy Ted" *Ad plays:* _"This cup may look small, but it comes from a small business"_ I can conclude Ted is a sub cup of cram
"The rat comes with the pizza. I am scared of the pizza rat. His body is a rotting corpse." "Five Nights At Freddy's" "Children go missing at Chuckie Cheese's" "Workers report strange movements coming from animatronics" *IT BEGINS.*
@@bigdubbossman9932 what did he do to schlatt? I know he kicked him from his server but that's cause dream wanted his server to be close friends only I thought
anna that was the backtracked response. He gave into pressure from twitter stans after “kick schlatt” started trending in the US. The whole “we just want it to be close friends” is such a bullshit excuse. A grown man gave into ridiculous demands given by 14 year olds. I actually fucking HATE stan culture
@@repositoryofmemes this isn't just to you, but everyone siding with schlatt with barely any information on the 'issue.' schlatt was invited without dream's knowledge and dream owns the server. plus he doesn't even know schlatt and neither does schlatt know dream, so what's the point of keeping him there? I'm sure none of you would want someone you barely know on your server. it's not a big deal so I don't get why you're all making a big deal out of it just because it's schlatt or you have something against dream. it's dream's server and he can ban whoever and let anyone he wants to join.
Hey Carson, You probably wont see this, but some of these older SMPLive videos really take me back. To before the quarantine, to before the riots, to when I wasn't worried if I was gonna get the coronavirus by going to school. This video, I was there live watching parts of it. It helped me laugh back then, when I was worried about school, and frankly just stressed out about life. I guess it did the same now, took me away from the mundane reality of things. I want to thank you, from the bottom of my heart, thank you for bringing joy to an empty heart, waiting for something to bring it happiness.In my final words, thank you Carson, you really have improved my life, even if it was doomed to fail. Please, for the sake of others in my position, dont stop, you may help out people more than you know. With care, Someone who is gone now.
I feel like carson purposely didn't upload these videos just so that he had something to upload when he's unable to create more content for a certain amount of time
I remember I did a thing similar to Josh's chunky cheese rat story, once I went on the stage with the animatronic and positioned myself directly below the hand of the animatronic being lowered and raised so I could say that Chucky cheese patted me on the head and it hurt a lot more than I expected and I just broke down and started crying
he said word for word Dream subscribe intro so yeah
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He was literally just repeating what other youtubers say to make fun of them edit: after sending this comment i've realized it might look like i'm trying to defend those youtubers, i'm not, this is just a funny bit
What I love about ted is that he uses slang from all over the world, I’ve never in my life seen an American use the word nonce before and it made me ecstatic that he did.
He mentioned on stream a while ago that he doesn’t have anything against him but he thinks it’s such a funny thing to say but with the recent Schaltt thing you never know
It's Nazeem Schaltt went on Dream’s SMP and went around with Wilbur asking who’s theses guys are the whole time and mocking them all for comedic purposes and dream’s cancerous 12 year old community got the weak willed Dream to ban him from the server and then his stans tried to cancel him on Twitter just general toxic shit
Albertisliterallygod how? Dreams fans are mostly young teens and he’s so desperate to keep his subs and viewers that he banned Schaltt because He’s slightly edgy and he need to keep his child audience happy I didn’t say anything toxic just the truth
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“Only a *small percentage* of you are actually subscribed”
Shows that the majority of viewers are subscribed
1.6 MILLION subs, *barely anything*
I think it was a parody of Dreams intro lol. I mean he did just ban his friend Jschlatt on his server over a trending twitter hashtag
*-Grim Reaper-* Cubic Castles if its some shitty minecraft knockoff then yes
@@asherbaxter1004 it's his toxic fanbases fault 😔
@@asherbaxter1004 it was because wilbur invited schlatt without permission i think, that may be wrong
I see Carson doing the “small percentage of people are actually subscribed” trick. If my studies are correct, he should hit 15 million subscribers today because of it
I think he’s actually supposed to hit 20 million subs and then gain the power to beat the world record of speed-run.
Jabari deRoux: More yeah I guess my calculations were wrong
Clown Baby it gets Dream a lot of subs so the other youtubers are doing it
Yes.
what a classic
“I go to chunky cheese on my birthday and play the Mario kart machine while mommy and daddy order me my pizza. The rat comes with the pizza, he is repulsive. I cry because of the pizza rat. The pizza rat is big. His body is a rotting corpse. I cry because of the pizza rat and my parents are oblivious as to why.”
can we kick josh
can we kick josh
can we kick josh
can we kick josh
Ā
The pizza rat *scares* me.
Josh is my spirit guide.
He speaks of treasure in his changing room
Carson in the hotel felt like a early 2010s TH-camrs webcam
Yes
what a classic
Go to bed
now thats a classic
good times
"A Small Percentage of People are Subscribed"
*Subscribed: 57.3%*
carson's fanbase is so loyal
but not his girlfriends
The dream reference
@@cenious1695sad oof
@@erdiyurt7463 at least i don't shit talk other people in youtube comments
that was a reference
Yo how is this monitized when he's walking with a dumptruck like that.
jiggly whiteboi true🤤
that fat dumpy
what a classic
they call him Pixar Mom
Alright let's make a thiccarson compilation
“The rat comes with the pizza” is such a powerful statement
the rat bears gifts
luvvy But at what cost?
Chuck Chungus the gifts
Haha what a classic
sleepy sheep Such a classic
The according to “TH-cam statistics...” part got me good
ok hank
No problem hank
Its a classic
What a classic
Carson should stream with logic
"Guys, guys don't clip that"
*Carson clips that himself*
what a classic
Magellanic DUD-
@space_b4LAND I know that's the joke I'm making lol. 💫𝘼 𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘾𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙄𝘾 𝙊𝙉𝙀💫
This is like the X-Men timeline all over again
Ayy
Didnt think I would see you here
I wish I could give this some reddit gold
What a classic.
SlayCC this is so true
hello slay closed captioning
"He speaks of treasure in his changing room" Underrated joke
He he
What a classic
I don't get the joke
i dont get the joke
I don't get the joke
what a classic
that clip where he was crying after hitting his head on the mic went on for so much longer than it did in this video. he was sobbing for a good 5 minutes and i genuinely thought he was bipolar when he just stopped crying with a flick of a switch
I feel so bad for him 😕
@Little joe What a classic!
he is bipolar
@@itrilachgar3742 youre mom is bipolar gottem
@Little joe comment no age good
Are we just gonna ignore that junkyjanker call Carson a “spincel” in the chat at 1:20
Yall know junkyjanker is the gumball voice actor
_chris_ ofc lmao
He did do that
To also add, Cooper calling Ted gay in chat at 1:40
@@n3wwood yeah thats cool and all, but did you know that junkyjanker is the gumball voice actor?
Seeing Carson bang his head against his mic and proceed to cry without sound is the funniest thing I've seen all day. It's like I was watching a silent movie lmao what a classic
If you turn up your volume when he hits his head, YOU CAN HERE A POP SOUND
14:20 timestamp for the busy crowd
Carson takes things that are not funny, and still makes everyone laugh. This man is a *classic*
What a classic
He can make paint drying funny as fuck I guarantee it.
What a classic!
Chunky cheese rat
This is 2020 comedy a true classic
It's crazy how these clips are so memorable to me yet they have only now seen the light of TH-cam.
It’s funny because since I haven’t subscribed with TWITCH PRIME, or made time to watch; i’ve never seen any of these clips before in my life.
grooves what a classic
"You know what unlimited means?"
*"Six and above"*
what a classic
Magellanic dude who are you
I mean he’s not wrong
Jake Er My good sir here goes by the name Magellantic, whomst art thou?
@@Gurn33y His name is Crayson, not quite carson.
In Massachusetts we pronounce the world children like “mistakes”.
I believe that’s global
Hey do you know what this is about? th-cam.com/video/bD_Ns0z1Dlg/w-d-xo.html
@@yothemeatloafcold7253 i just got eggrolld
ha what a classic
Ok Genghis but your grandson is invading Tsushima
When I hear ted talk it sounds like he left the caps lock on
+ the bold font
tesla model x p100d no, not bold, he underlined it.
tesla model x p100d nah, all lowercase and italics
Little joe I hear it monkaS
Ted is gay
the pizza rat bit was one of my favourite smplive bits and im so happy i get to experience it again
omg same-
14:18 I'm kinda glad this was muted bc it just made it that much more hilarious
What a classic
Why does Ted speak in bold letters
he cannot be stopped
He's from Boston
His voice is like cram laid in the sun for a fortnite
He always speak in bold
his mic toggle key is Ctrl+B duh
How does this entire group just have an unbelievable amount of knowledge about things that don't exist?
“callmecarson thicc” already is a popular search term. you talk about it like it doesn’t exist yet.
Its like the streams took place and people looked it up to make it a popular term
@@Isopropyl7915 I'm pretty sure theyre talking about people who searched it up without being prompted by the stream but maybe wrong.
@@transcendentalanarchy or carsons always been thicc
Complimenting the djesse pfp
@@dysonjb688 This is honestly the last video i would expect to find someone who knows what it is. You have a great taste in music, my friend.
Imagine peacefully sleeping and hearing someone saying “a small percentage of people are subbed” in the hotel room next to you
edit: the percentage tactic has earned him 400,000 subscribers in the past 4 hours, WOW
Aidan Crawley imagine
Lol wtf
What a classic
sounds like a strange threat
In your dreams
i can hear Ted's expressions when he talks and I don't know how to feel about this
Flag Friend T e d
“His body is a rotting corpse”
“He speaks of treasure in his changing room”
OH NO
what a classic
Magellanic why
I S T H A T T H E B Y T E O F 8 7 ?
NO
It’s been so long....
"Jawn" is a Philly thing that means just about anything. also "yurr" in New York mainly
damn them jawns big!
Wait what? Is jawn not a thing outside Philly??
CabbageGod it is what everyone says that
so that’s what the guy who had money on his mind twice said
CabbageGod It is in Pittsburgh🤷♂️
He hit his head with such a great amount of force, that despite his mic being muted you can hear a pop at 14:34. Truly magnificent!
How is that even possible
Wtf that’s amazing
What a classic!
I don’t hear it.??? Are you guys undergoing mass hysteria?
@@derpytrainwithaturtleontop797 lul
“Do you know what unlimited means Travis?”
“6 and above “
I like how most of the time Carson looks like he's trying too hard to be funny but that's just his personality so it makes it funnier
3-60-noskope yo he quirky legit
Carson has gotten so good at fake crying that it's hard to tell if he's joking sometimes.
ok mark
He's never joking anymore carson's a sad man
pray for me mantis :(
That's why we need the Sad Carson twitter
Wait he was faking
I like how in the editing Carson told josh just “chunky cheese bread” then in the next clip josh is there like he was summoned
I don’t know why but Carson looks like an Owen
shiiiiiit bro
I knew an Owen who looked almost exactly like Carson so this statement is true.
wait Carson looks like a 9 year old
noe sir u r wrong very mistaken
Hurtful
Wasn't paying attention and at 6:30 I just heard Ted saying, "Who the Hell is Alex" and they proceed to mock me. Bruh
Nah they’re making fun of Imallexx’s lisp but it sounds more like a Scot Garling water
I was ready for him to channel his inner keemstar and call him a stupid n-word
Dabo88 Keem really hates everyone called Alex don’t he?
@@SonRob01 yes... yes he does
I read ur comment as I watched that part 💀 wtf
Carson: *has a literal mental break down*
Carson: “what a classic”
timestamp?
I love how after Carson sneezed he immediately burted into tears
Carson’s laugh sounds like lagging in discord in real life
what a classic
Magellanic no-
Oh shit this comment’s kinda poppin off 😳
Nobody:
Carson when he spun around: 🎂 🎂
🚛
Carson is a human embodiment of a tomato when he laughs
what does this mean i am afraid
what can I craft with daybloom?
That would be josh too
See it is funny because a tomato is random
*throws voodoo doll*
Carson: "I'll be your sloppy cereal boy Ted"
*Ad plays:* _"This cup may look small, but it comes from a small business"_
I can conclude Ted is a sub cup of cram
I got a lunchables ad
@@MusicaTumbadaMT that's perfect
th-cam.com/video/wmPhKbjfwis/w-d-xo.html
i got a "Magic: The Gathering" ad xd
Man I forgot how funny this shit is. What a classic
"The rat comes with the pizza. I am scared of the pizza rat. His body is a rotting corpse."
"Five Nights At Freddy's"
"Children go missing at Chuckie Cheese's"
"Workers report strange movements coming from animatronics"
*IT BEGINS.*
Its chuck e cheese you buffoon
It is only in your comment once you absolute neanderthal
I like how Carson's intro was just a massive dig at Dream.
yeah, his videos are great but what he did to schlatt was just a big no no
@@bigdubbossman9932 what did he do to schlatt? I know he kicked him from his server but that's cause dream wanted his server to be close friends only I thought
anna that was the backtracked response. He gave into pressure from twitter stans after “kick schlatt” started trending in the US. The whole “we just want it to be close friends” is such a bullshit excuse. A grown man gave into ridiculous demands given by 14 year olds. I actually fucking HATE stan culture
@@repositoryofmemes I mean his smp really is JUST his friends, he even said it's nothing against schlatt
@@repositoryofmemes this isn't just to you, but everyone siding with schlatt with barely any information on the 'issue.' schlatt was invited without dream's knowledge and dream owns the server. plus he doesn't even know schlatt and neither does schlatt know dream, so what's the point of keeping him there? I'm sure none of you would want someone you barely know on your server. it's not a big deal so I don't get why you're all making a big deal out of it just because it's schlatt or you have something against dream. it's dream's server and he can ban whoever and let anyone he wants to join.
"please dont make callmecarson thicc a popular search guys"
me: *searches up callmecarson*
youtube:
callmecarson thicc
Mmmmm thicc
what a classic
Magellanic what even on the fick are you a person
Good news! It's still the first thing that comes up, even above "callmecarson allegations"
0:20 POV: You're the wii games behind the glass door
The only forgotten Minecraft moment is my soul.
what a classic
what a classic
what a classic
what a classic
What a classic
Hey Carson,
You probably wont see this, but some of these older SMPLive videos really take me back. To before the quarantine, to before the riots, to when I wasn't worried if I was gonna get the coronavirus by going to school. This video, I was there live watching parts of it. It helped me laugh back then, when I was worried about school, and frankly just stressed out about life. I guess it did the same now, took me away from the mundane reality of things. I want to thank you, from the bottom of my heart, thank you for bringing joy to an empty heart, waiting for something to bring it happiness.In my final words, thank you Carson, you really have improved my life, even if it was doomed to fail. Please, for the sake of others in my position, dont stop, you may help out people more than you know.
With care,
Someone who is gone now.
uh oh
Carson using dreams intro makes me feel something I’ve never felt before
SAME
Dream Stan
they are both superiour
Yeah but lunch club and Carson is better
Meredith nah
That one bit at 15:00 had so many people genuinely concerned for him, he made it so real.
10:30 idk why the stern ‘shut up’ made me crack up lol
I feel like carson purposely didn't upload these videos just so that he had something to upload when he's unable to create more content for a certain amount of time
Its the Yogscast Backlog tactic
More than likely, yeah.
Then why didn’t he upload it when he took that month break?
@@whiteasian4990because he was taking a break
White Asian
because it was a break??
4:09 so we not gonna talk about that noise traves made?
*4:08
Yeah, wtf was that
he makes those sounds alot its da ooga noises when he panics
eeeeeeeeee
Nope
E E AH UH
I'm not getting over
"Sloppy cereal boy"
13:36 I’m at 1080p60 and Carson still looks like he’s dying
__ TearingUser935 __ He’s devolved into mere pixelsj
“You’re such a theatre kid” “me?” “Yeah”
Yes we did watch the same video
Gongaga
Thats a classic
One of the first things yes
Why do youtube commenters find the need to repeat exactly what happened in the video
Crazy how this is so nostalgic even though its only been two years.
ever since all of that happened, i totally understand what you mean, so much changed
🤓
Carson, the Dream stans will be coming after you, oh no
dream's friends start their videos the same way as him and it scares me
Bidoof to be fair dream gained popularity so fucking quickly so his formula isnt that bad.
They’re friends and I’m sure is fans aren’t gonna come for Carson just bc he made a Minecraft statistics joke 💀....
I genuinely miss SMPLive, It was fun while it lasted
Carson come back, we've ran out of material for Carson thick compilations
I need to expand my collection
6:20 who said “he is immortal and ever lasting” and who said “he is”
Josh and Cooper sound so similar to me I have no clue
The first was Cooper and the second was Josh
Someone needs to make Carson spinning around for ten hours
@The Two Idiots I'm surprised that wasn't a rickroll
@The Two Idiots what a classic you bastard
@The Two Idiots damn I knew it man but I just couldn't resist the urge to click the url
i got recommended this after everything, i am now sad.
Yeah same, its hard to look at it the same way
@@magnushly9007 yeah i know, now its EVEN BETTER
@@hellsing1696 lol
CallMeCarson’s TH-cam content is like anti-depressants but better.
Except this actually helps
I feel safe here
what a classic
Magellanic why, why are you here
ironic
"Verbal diarrhea" is such a Ted thing to sing at someone.
I can only imagine what sound would’ve bee made from Carson smacking his face into his mic while sneezing
I didn't hear the noise that James did to spook Carson at first, so the entirety of that clip I was incredibly confused
I missed something cause I don’t get the noise reference
Turn your volume up it was a noteblock at 15:32
Yeah you should hear it on your left ear without Mono Audio
@@pw4513 Thank you !! ❤
Yamaha Squad no I heard the not block, I just didn’t understand why it invoked Carson’s reaction
Things people say on the east coast but not the west? "Hey, let's go to Wawa."
ok joey
Wawa runs are the best
wawa 🥰😍❤️
what a classic
Magellanic wtf why do you do this
I remember I did a thing similar to Josh's chunky cheese rat story, once I went on the stage with the animatronic and positioned myself directly below the hand of the animatronic being lowered and raised so I could say that Chucky cheese patted me on the head and it hurt a lot more than I expected and I just broke down and started crying
Haha that's awesome!
I’m listening to Carson’s body fluids at one in the morning
same except it's 2 in the morning instead 😌
Saaaaame
That’s a classic
nora or something hey it's 4am now you still up
@@noahfencebut yep, glad we could be insomniacs together
4:52 this section had me in tears.
“The rat comes with the pizza”
“I cry because of the pizza rat”
I just imagine traves screaming at Chucky cheese but he's not scared he's just screaming for no reason
2:06 lord forgive me for what I’m about to do
13:30 carson coming out of the 4 bit realm to deliver a classic joke
Carson breaking down and then being like "what a classic" is me
Carson: *talks about TH-cam’s statistics*
Dream: *laughs nervously*
OWEN TEBBEN yes, welcome to the joke, squidward.
"everything that comes out, verbal diarrhea"
“diarrhea verbal, out comes that everything”
Yes we did watch the same video
holy cr*shit is that a quote from the video? humina humina!
what a classic
The Baffled Gapple what if you missed it 😳
i don’t think i have ever laughed harder than when i laughed at carson silently fake sneezing and slamming his head into his mic
When Carson stood up to spin around I expected him to just pull down his pants
I love how Carson's argument for someone subscribing to his channel is "You can always unsubscribe". Absolutely stunning.
he said word for word Dream subscribe intro so yeah
He was literally just repeating what other youtubers say to make fun of them
edit: after sending this comment i've realized it might look like i'm trying to defend those youtubers, i'm not, this is just a funny bit
^^
@@zekezooka I didnt say that in a bad way I just wanted to say that he didnt come up with this lul
it's too late the second recommendation is "callmecarson thicc" and we're all happy
Imagine if Call Me Carson was actually sans from undertale
Æ
What a classic
he is sans in my undertale au callmecarsontale
We could only imagine
i love the fact that Carson has had to move twice in order to post this stuff
yo im confused... i know he lived with taves noah and cooper for a bit but is he moving out now?
[replying because I'm also wondering]
I'm wondering too
”Ima put curse of binding on ur face” “Ur neva gonna grow”
Anyone else: "Bless You"
Coop: "shut up"
Some people don’t know what it’s like walking into a set 8 classroom
14:03 well there you go
Edit: thanks for all the likes btw
looks like he wasnt such an incel after all
The real forgotten Minecraft moments were the friends we made along the way
Æ
this format will always be the funniest fucking thing to me
smplive was amazing. It definitely changed my 2019. That had to be my most favorite year so far.
Jesus this was when he was building “The”, man that feels like so long ago
The? What a classic
And when he has the tree near his nether portal.
Hey guys remember to stay hydrated today!
Thanks
I almost forgot
Thanks water bottle without a label😼
_uwuthotty xo Labels are for the weak bottles.
You’re polluting the oceans with your plastic :(
Don’t forget to go read egg!
What I love about ted is that he uses slang from all over the world, I’ve never in my life seen an American use the word nonce before and it made me ecstatic that he did.
4:12 the fact no one had the information to respond to "wait whats the bottom" with "you." is so sad
Did he just make a Dream reference I am dead 💀
Yeah he said the intro word for word lmao
what a classic
yes lmao, i was gonna comment "okay dream"
What
dream is so annoying
Imagine being Carson and saying “I’m Carson” like bro do you think I am a dense potato
i'm carson
What a classic
0:54 lmao is that a shot at dream XD
He mentioned on stream a while ago that he doesn’t have anything against him but he thinks it’s such a funny thing to say but with the recent Schaltt thing you never know
^^^
It's Nazeem Schaltt went on Dream’s SMP and went around with Wilbur asking who’s theses guys are the whole time and mocking them all for comedic purposes and dream’s cancerous 12 year old community got the weak willed Dream to ban him from the server and then his stans tried to cancel him on Twitter just general toxic shit
Son Rob I mean this comment was kinda toxic
Albertisliterallygod how? Dreams fans are mostly young teens and he’s so desperate to keep his subs and viewers that he banned Schaltt because He’s slightly edgy and he need to keep his child audience happy I didn’t say anything toxic just the truth
0:21
**9 year old me secretly playing Minecraft on my ps3**
14:18 is just... this is what makes the world go around
Thanks Carson for making me miss SMPLive even more