Lol kiel germany 2018 This shit happened to my girlfriend she was left their after they closed I was wondering where she is and so i went to ikea where i saw here standing at the front doors I had to call the police who then called the manager of the store and he opened the door That shit was funny and scary af It was sunday...so if nobody would have found her she would be stuck for 2 days 😖
I mean it sounds a lot like Cox’s customer service, ikea though, ikea usually has better customer service. I think they probably lost a lot of customers and brand image when they begun to disembowel their customers, I understand that it is a difficult job, but disembowelment is not the way to deal with lost customers. Even Cox is a little more professional, because they just cause the customers to disembowel themselves due to extreme hopelessness and loss of will to live. It’s not the worst service I have heard of, but Cox is a really low bar, if your customer service is worse than Cox, you have a problem.
That's how they made their endless meatballs, but always *FUCKING RUN OUT OF THEIR GOOD PANCAKES RIGHT AS YOU MAKE IT TO THE DOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Oivatank it’s a simple fix really, if you don’t like using the ladder install a trap door in your roof and access it from the attic or an upstairs room, but if it is the organs then your solution is metal roofing+Various lubricants like WD40 and other stuff that makes things slide
Depends on it it likes you or not, if you pray to certain Swedish gods or don't offend the store it usually let's you out, if you say something like 'I can get this at walmart' you're prob screwed. Long ago the original ones were viking long houses that the unworthy dead were tossed in and as their souls tried to leave they found the house to be infinite, the phenomena mutated though as society evolved and now effects other structure types. The original designers of Hell got the job and gave it sentience and the ability to spawn similar structures to adapt for a growing human population, sentient pocket realms essentially, some got bored and chose to screw with humans in var realities as well as on other planets, even the original designers of Hell can't do anything to them, some of those 'gods' are trapped inside a few.
I could see this making for a fun game. Imagine there being massive warring kingdoms within the infinite IKEA. They hold meatballs as sacred and think that swedish is the language of the gods.
Nick Lanni “Those who do not favor the Knep series are heretics and must be purged!” Yeah, I can see the game potential. “You can find better weapons in aisle 8475-4965B.”
*me, a no-faced monster made of nothing but flesh, chasing down a helpless person with no weapons, friends or anything with them, about to disembowel them and gut them like some kind of animal i hunt for sport:* the store is closed, please leave!
DUUUDE SAME. when I heard him say that I was like are you fucking serious!? Imagining such a hellish scenario has kept me up into the morning I am torn between anger that another village maybe screwed them Bittersweetness cuz he made it outside and Dread at the atmosphere Truly an incredible story
"SCP-3008 is not a tale of horrific monsters, or mind-warping terrors" Dude, that's literally what you were describing throughout the video. An infinite amount of slendermen trying to kill you is pretty horrific, and an infinitely large warehouse is mind-warpingly terrifying.
TacTundra I think the mind warping terrors is the ikea existing in multiple realities meaning that for example it could lead a dimension of super tech super humans nazis coming and marching forward to conquer other dimensions
SCP-3008 is, by all accounts, pretty tame. As long as you don't enter it, nothing will go wrong. Plus if the workers are as easy to bring down as the journal claims then a sizable expedition team will have no problem dealing with them.
C'mon, give us an scp survival game based on this. There's one about going down stairs endlessly, why can't we have one about a procedurally generated Ikea with monsterous employees? Imagine having to find food and breaking down Ikea furniture to obtain materials to build shelters or weaponry.
@@spacetechempire510 We absolutely do not know. We may be SCPs. Mayhap our entire dimension rests on the head of pin. And that is pinning a rose on the lapel of Space Jesus' suit.(Space Jesus is very fashionable) Boggles the mind!😲
Christopher McCord but for real This sounds like it could make for an interesting campaign of Dungeons and Dragons imagine the possibilities! You could be searching for an exit whilst finding food for various towns, getting hunted by the faceless employee things, Forming a centralized government between the different Settlements I mean uhh towns *(Gets Preston Garvey flashbacks)* , The possibilities are *INFINITE*
I got so attached to the dude from hearing a reading of the journal and I was really rooting for them. So sad they ended up dying right as they escaped anyway :(
But at least he got out (showing that there is a chance of escape, giving hope to the others), he helped the SCP foundation a lot with his notes, the foundation even named this anomaly after his suggestion (he wrote it that if they find his note, name this place "a perfectly normal IKEA")
tyson mccorkle it says he was killed before they even read his journals in this vid. Not spoilers. Also then don't peak at the comments before you watch the video? 100% guaranteed spoilers down here bruh
I remember how this SCP came out, at first it was just a fan idea, the creator hoping to achieve the SCP Foundations recognition, he called it SCP-3008 and it was a game exactly explained the same way the guy here explained it. I guess putting a lot of hard work into an ideo/concept really paid off after a while huh!
SCP-3008 employee inner dialogue: "Hah, and this isn't even my final form! Just wsit until I finally get that promotion to assistant to the regional manager!"
I...I escaped the Ikea stores,I was just going through my morning commute when I passed by the IKEA store,my wife said she wanted to buy some new furniture for the apartment. We whent in around 4:15 pm, March 30th 2014, They had everything in there and I was overwhelmed with how much Swedish furniture you could shove in one store...I...I wasn't even looking behind me when the door disappeard or when the pale things started hunting us down. My wife was taken by those things...I left her to die...I was only saved days later because a raiding party found me in the cafeteria sobbing and eating God awful Swedish meat balls. I escaped but not with out a price...when I got home...the furniture we had ordered had arrived like it was yesterday,then the real horror began.. *Cries uncontrollably over IKEA manual and parts*
This would be very interesting as a VR MMO Survival game The map layout is in sectors and they are scrambled every so often, and shelves restock every week or so
Timothy Coupland , as a story, it cycles from absurd to tragic in interesting ways, and by the end, the lines get blurred between the two. Few SCPs do that. That's what makes a lot of people go back to it again and again, I think.
Trickgamer_ Ammo20 i thought about what it would be like if they put 682 in there, but if he managed to get out and get past the security they would be in big trouble.
The 3008-2 (the staff) get several physical agumentations: (in Minecraft scale compared to humans) speed lll (they have natural l) jump boost l strength lll-lV (they have natural l-ll) resistance lV-V (they have natural l-lll) They also get tazers and battons
I'm imagining the faceless, contorted, fleshy IKEA employee running towards the man after he's already made it outside, saying, "Please leave, the store is now closed." Then catching up to the guy, mauling him and tearing him apart while still still saying, "Please leave, the store is now closed." Why am I laughing so hard xD
I have a theory about the quadrocopeter i think the quadrocopter seen before the quadrocopter of the foundation is a quadrocopter from an alternate universe if there are multiple universes that means some of them have the SCP foundation as well and that means that some of those foundations found 3008 as well
In your land outlander i am Joe Smith stock crew for Ikea. But inside that holy site i am God Emperor Thoridon Ravebane ruler of the Ikea Imperium, Breaker of exchange, slaughter of the night stalkers, crusher of bedding, and the sorrow of bathrooms and flooring. My rule extends across the freezer isle where i hunted tribes, to the long dead cannibals of flooring and bathrooms. Nothing stopped my enlightened rule, my people where well feed, we even had motorized vehicles from the gardening section crusades. That was until a usurper from books and clothing found the vehicle section and overthrew me and banished me from my own kingdom, for 6 long months i wandered across the store hearing of my nations infighting and civil wars. My 1st born son of my 1st wife is fighting my 2nd born to my 3rd wife now, i hope one wins but i cant return back to my Imperium the shame of defeat sits on my tongue. you ask how long i was in there outlander i was there for 1st republics fall, the second empire rises in its ashes of the clothing section, the fall of empire and my victory at camping supplies and outdoors, pushing the 3rd republic of Ikea and their flithy communist leaders out to the land of shadows outdoor furniture, and all the last 10 crusades. But you ask for days not glory and battles i suppose, so about 18 of your years outlander.
Maybe SCP-3008 is an SCP similar to 3001(Red Dimension), where the inhabitants are locked in a cross between dimensions, and the "Exits" are just the "Waves" that the scientist in the Red Dimension notes are ways to escape the prison.
@@abby3986 SCP stands for Secure. Contain. Protect. Its about the SCP foundation which protects the world from anomalous, sometimes evil and sometimes helpless objects and entities.
James Pionke, true, but this would definitely be one of the tops ones because come on, your lost in an ikea with no way out and the employees are trying to kill you
thats how all employees at ikea go. when you ask them a question right in front of them they cant see or hear you but if you break one rule they go all ultra instinct on ya
I ran a weird west RPG where for fun I had my players appear within the infinite IKEA. What was supposed to be one session ended up taking 3, and the characters ended up taking 4 years of traveling before finding the exit, defeating 70+ IKEA employees plus a "human resources" birthing mother that I made up who were guarding the door. Note, this was a total of 6 players that, while armed with handguns and a couple rifles, were running short on ammo after 4 years. They earned it and all the swag they hauled out with them back to their 1870's boom town. That was so much fun.
All swedes have an inherent ability to know where theyre going in an ikea. Scientists think you guys can unconsiously detect soundwaves made by the sideways colon over some letters, and use that as a compass.
I like both you and Volgun, your videos are easier to follow if I am doing something else and want to listen to a story on my headphones... but Volgun doing the voice recordings with voice actors is pretty amazing for when I want to sit down and get involved... it seems you have slightly more lore on certain SCPs like the Red Sea object
To break through the ceiling they’d need to climb the shelves or build a big tower to reach that high, and then it would take time. And the weird employee monsters would probably notice that really quickly and attack
I had heard another version of this, where the 'city' inhabitants managed to find firearms and ammunition, as well as a 'food court', both things that a otherwise 'normal IKEA' wouldn't have. This makes me think that this SCP fits better with a Wal-Mart, that sells nearly everything mentioned (and certainly has that soul crushing quality; Walk into any Wal-Mart and you would swear that some of the 'long timers' are slowing becoming those faceless 'humanoids' mentioned here ^_^).
FlamingPotato 352 actually it’s kind of a weird thing but although the ikea is infinite it has limits if you could find them those are the exits practically it is possible to reach the top but we really can’t know what is after it because no one that leaves ever comes back so you might be able to get out from the top and get out but who knows to what universe you’ll get out
Hi! I think I've got an idea for a new video. I think you said in a past video that you'd like to make a video discussing multiple scp's, so I thought you could use scp-2305 for a video because it links to quite a lot of other scp's. Scp-2305 is a manual on how to supposedly destroy certain scp's. Just wanted to bring it up. Feel free to do with this whatever you want! I'm a big fan
Fun fact: in the Skip that's a list of failed neutralizations, if the Foundation goes about it wrong, it becomes an Infinite Wal-Mart, and the psudo-slendermen become wayyy more violent
I'm sure the idea of this SCP came to the writer whilst they were lost in an actual IKEA. It happens.
And probably met a very rude employee there.
I'm guessing you got lost in an IKEA?
"I'm all lost in the creepy IKEA, I can no longer shop happily"
One of my fears when I'm still kid.
"THERE ARE NO MEATBALLS IN THE FURNITURE STORE"
There was a person who put fake arrows that said 'exit' in an IKEA that made a never-ending IKEA maze. Maybe that was the inspiration...
Geraldus Flabian LOL
Dr Bright?
@@Adrian-kb4rg r / w o o o o s h
the original idea was actually some monster-filled forest that pulled in people from different universes, the ikea popped into his head afterwards
Lol kiel germany 2018
This shit happened to my girlfriend she was left their after they closed
I was wondering where she is and so i went to ikea where i saw here standing at the front doors
I had to call the police who then called the manager of the store and he opened the door
That shit was funny and scary af
It was sunday...so if nobody would have found her she would be stuck for 2 days 😖
“Throughout day they are unresponsive, but at night they are extremely hostile”
Did you mean “normal employees with and without filter”
Oak Ron why forgot to delete?
Did you just ask why did he forget? I don't think that's how it works
Did you just ask why did he forget? I don't think that's how it works
You mean coffee? XD
honne and tatemae
“The store is closed.”
**disembowels customer**
"I could make sausages out of this"
+Ori Lustmann Madej Watch Sally Face episode 3. Pretty appropriate with your comment xD
I mean it sounds a lot like Cox’s customer service, ikea though, ikea usually has better customer service. I think they probably lost a lot of customers and brand image when they begun to disembowel their customers, I understand that it is a difficult job, but disembowelment is not the way to deal with lost customers. Even Cox is a little more professional, because they just cause the customers to disembowel themselves due to extreme hopelessness and loss of will to live. It’s not the worst service I have heard of, but Cox is a really low bar, if your customer service is worse than Cox, you have a problem.
Matthew Smith best response ever lmao
That's how they made their endless meatballs, but always *FUCKING RUN OUT OF THEIR GOOD PANCAKES RIGHT AS YOU MAKE IT TO THE DOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Slenderman and his family are working class folk now. Good for them.
I know right? You should see their barbicues, they are to die for!
Sarah Stuenkel I still cannot decide between The pulled pork and the hamburgers
I sure wish their kids would stop throwing organs up on my roof though. I’ve got better things to do than climb a ladder half of everyday, jeez.
Oivatank it’s a simple fix really, if you don’t like using the ladder install a trap door in your roof and access it from the attic or an upstairs room, but if it is the organs then your solution is metal roofing+Various lubricants like WD40 and other stuff that makes things slide
Heh, fake news. He and his family are obviously the owners. You expect me to believe he bought that tux off of THAT pay?
“Sir please leave the store”
Him: leaves store
IKEA creature: so you have chosen death
🤣 laughed more than I should have
Holy crap my comment blew up without me noticing
@@burningthefields Or maybe he was killed for shoplifting since he left without paying he's journal.
@@asurah.x3136 Same hahaha
Lmao this makes me laugh every time I think about it xD
Slenderman was just a fired IKEA worker.
He got so mad he got fired that he ran off to the forest
Underated comment
He chases people and says "sir, the forest is closed"
he earned enough money to quit the job and joined a corporation. hence, the suit
Boy he's the CEO why do you think he has a tux
IKEAs aren't normally infinite? huh.
The last time I checked it is
well you never know
wait what?
Wait their not usually infinite
I’ve been here for 5 years wtf
Depends on it it likes you or not, if you pray to certain Swedish gods or don't offend the store it usually let's you out, if you say something like 'I can get this at walmart' you're prob screwed. Long ago the original ones were viking long houses that the unworthy dead were tossed in and as their souls tried to leave they found the house to be infinite, the phenomena mutated though as society evolved and now effects other structure types. The original designers of Hell got the job and gave it sentience and the ability to spawn similar structures to adapt for a growing human population, sentient pocket realms essentially, some got bored and chose to screw with humans in var realities as well as on other planets, even the original designers of Hell can't do anything to them, some of those 'gods' are trapped inside a few.
This is actual hell.
I remember getting lost in an IKEA when I was 10.
I still have nightmares to this day...
you just visited the infinite Ink Karen Ends And...
You visited scp-3008-3
The normal ikea
fake
@@MinhHai-ux8be what mate
Emotionless boy tell me how this is fake- I’ve gotten lost in a store before too-
"Mommy where is daddy going?"
"Oh sweetie he is just getting a new couch for the house"
Dad never comes back
Lily Moon yes because the dad is trapped with the new couch he cant get up because he was in a very comfortable spot.
honestly tho why doesn't any families go in all together
meh, casual dark story.
Oh so that's what happened to my dad, I thought he would leave me for forever.
@SCP 131 You arent funny
I could see this making for a fun game. Imagine there being massive warring kingdoms within the infinite IKEA. They hold meatballs as sacred and think that swedish is the language of the gods.
Nick Lanni “Those who do not favor the Knep series are heretics and must be purged!”
Yeah, I can see the game potential.
“You can find better weapons in aisle 8475-4965B.”
They are making a game on this. Still in an alpha phase but it's something.
"Think that Swedish is the language of the gods"
Duh, it is! :P
That sounds freaking amazing
DU SKRATTAR DU FÖRLORAR!
As an IKEA employee I would say this is 100% accurate to what we actually do.
wait what
hol a goddamn minute...
r/holup
Excuse me. The store is now closed. Please exit the building.
Is that bong go? 😂🤣
they become extremely hostile to any humans.....while saying "the store is closed"
i died there lol
*me, a no-faced monster made of nothing but flesh, chasing down a helpless person with no weapons, friends or anything with them, about to disembowel them and gut them like some kind of animal i hunt for sport:* the store is closed, please leave!
I like to imagine them saying it calmly and with an almost pleasant tone as they ferociously attack the human.
“The store is closed”
*Grabs you by your throat
exboi sounds like the Jonny Jonny anime vid
No it's power is to sell you shitty furniture with stupid artsy names and ugly pop art designs
9:00
"SCP-3008 likely won't keep you up at night with feverish nightmares."
It will. It. Will.
Callista Zanna K. L it did for me
I'm in bed right now
Imma not sleep now
DUUUDE SAME.
when I heard him say that I was like are you fucking serious!?
Imagining such a hellish scenario has kept me up into the morning
I am torn between anger that another village maybe screwed them
Bittersweetness cuz he made it outside and
Dread at the atmosphere
Truly an incredible story
Dude it was the fact that that the employees were only flesh/skin and just yknow E
Imagine getting vibe checked while this faceless guy calmly says " The Store is closed at this time, please leave and come back later..."
“Vibe checked”
@@themightywolf4179 “”vibe checked””
The feck is "vibe checked"?
@@brianjensen5661 yeah wat is it
"SCP-3008 is not a tale of horrific monsters, or mind-warping terrors" Dude, that's literally what you were describing throughout the video. An infinite amount of slendermen trying to kill you is pretty horrific, and an infinitely large warehouse is mind-warpingly terrifying.
"mind warping terrors"
Lmao git gud I bet you've never been stuck in the Backrooms™ for 36 months before like a total NOOB
Ayyyy, heard my name, sup.
TacTundra I think the mind warping terrors is the ikea existing in multiple realities meaning that for example it could lead a dimension of super tech super humans nazis coming and marching forward to conquer other dimensions
SCP-3008 is, by all accounts, pretty tame. As long as you don't enter it, nothing will go wrong. Plus if the workers are as easy to bring down as the journal claims then a sizable expedition team will have no problem dealing with them.
They only try to kill you during the night
scp 3008 would make for a good survival game with minecraft gameplay. A randomly generated ikea store that you must survive and explore in.
I thought the same it would really work imo
Materials such as logs, stone and ores are the products stored in the shelves.
The more valuable the material is, the deeper you need to go.
Someone already started working on it /channel/UCx5Dwa1YT--NdYYjIO4dbAw
Hazzmati *God damn*
I’m sure after seeing this there’s a mod maker out there working on it
“My biggest fear? If i do die tonight, I’ll just wake up here again in the morning”
Jeez although this is fictional that still hurts
Its DOUBLE ironic that the anomalies say the store is closed please leave the building while attacking you and you cannot leave
They're trying to help.
Hey, you do leave. Just not alive
Because that makes it spooki scari, because of the tension when you're running from them.
And when this guy did leave he was killed anyway
what if you ask them "hey where is the exit"
There’s no such thing as a “normal” IKEA
This one is a normal ikea.
Gumptious Gamer but what is “normal” when it comes to IKEA there is no standard for “normal” it’s a standard known as “IKEA syndrome”
Nor can IKEA be contained.
BXOTROT ___ I'm pretty sure ikea is infinite
Unless whatever it is that isn't normal to anyone else IS normal TO ikea.
"SCP-3008 likely won't keep you up at night"
Me at night, probably: what if, I went to an IKEA and it's actually SCP 3008?
SAMEEE it's night right now and I'm hiding under blankets because the thought of it spooked me
Hmmmmmm guys guess wtf happend
But the ikea is guarded by SCP guards
@@ivantodorov39 yeah but I’m pretty sure it is in multiple ikeas just a theory
Entac ikea 3008 no
Edd
Just ask for the faceless ikea worker’s manager to survive an attack
Karen wants to know your location
@@NG-gy6iv Shut the f$%& up
@@Mightymite1 why do you censor yourself in TH-cam comments
Mightymite sorry i don’t speak “pussy who doesn’t want to swear”
@@bunifluffer Shut the [REDACTED] up
I don't understand what makes this an SCP. I didn't hear anything extraordinary just a story about the common visit in an IKEA
Maybe the faceless workers, not sure, haven't been in an IKEA for a while.
@@PrutteHans maybe but the thing about endlessly going around and not seeing any workers is normal lol
aysseralwan Well there are workers in the SCP "version" of IKEA here, they're just.. faceless.
@@PrutteHans yeah I know but I don't remember the faces of the IKEA workers so who says they have one lol
I almost thought you were serious, until I read the second sentence, r/wooooosh me
"sir please exit the building"
Guy:*actually leaves*
IKEA creature: **confused screaming**
To be honest, this does sound like my first experience with my local IKEA
DarkLordOfSweden you found oddly proportioned evil employees? Me too!
Hahahahahahaha
Hi fake dark lord of sweden
how many subs can we get without a video I was going to subscribe. But you have videos. :(
*SCP WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
C'mon, give us an scp survival game based on this. There's one about going down stairs endlessly, why can't we have one about a procedurally generated Ikea with monsterous employees? Imagine having to find food and breaking down Ikea furniture to obtain materials to build shelters or weaponry.
They did buy it's not super immersive, it's find food, fight, repeat
@@truly-oni3945 it's in alpha what do you expect
@@thatguy716 I wasn't implying it was supposed to be good nor did I say anything to give that impression
@@truly-oni3945 ok I understand
TRULY-ONI Wot gimme de link!!!
Scp fans: "scp is not that weird"
Scp: *"IKEA MONSTER"*
Tomy Sonardi yeah
Well scp 3008 is 2 scps into one. Scp 3008 -1 is the store and Scp 3008 -2 is the humanoids
@@jessicao-o165 me as FUCK 🤣
Actually a really clever SCP it's basically a pocket dimension
Literally no one has ever said "SCP is not that weird." Weird is the basis of SCP.
Keep. Doing. These. Forever. Seriously.
i mean. there is enough material so he won't be running out soon :D
yeah agreed
Please
How do we know the narrator is not a SCP
@@spacetechempire510 We absolutely do not know. We may be SCPs. Mayhap our entire dimension rests on the head of pin. And that is pinning a rose on the lapel of Space Jesus' suit.(Space Jesus is very fashionable) Boggles the mind!😲
One of the best scps to ever exist.
One of the Bäst SCP's.
;-)
Alex Nichols I think it’s more of because of how accurate and hilarious the concept is
no he's right, despite me being too young to be average, and being a man.
Christopher McCord but for real This sounds like it could make for an interesting campaign of Dungeons and Dragons imagine the possibilities! You could be searching for an exit whilst finding food for various towns, getting hunted by the faceless employee things, Forming a centralized government between the different Settlements I mean uhh towns *(Gets Preston Garvey flashbacks)* , The possibilities are *INFINITE*
that has to be the dumbest thing ever. and i want to see it happen.
I like how this confirms that almost every dimension / parallel universes have an ikea
Maybe There are an infinite amount of universes with an ikea and an infinite amount of universes without an ikea.
Aggressive IKEA employees made of skin is 100% going to keep me up at night.
IKEA skin creatures have nothing on 610
Same, especially since I keep trying to imagine it and it's night right now
I mean it's not much different from actual IKEA salespeople
do they have nails?
I just think of String cheese tbh
I got so attached to the dude from hearing a reading of the journal and I was really rooting for them. So sad they ended up dying right as they escaped anyway :(
But at least he got out (showing that there is a chance of escape, giving hope to the others), he helped the SCP foundation a lot with his notes, the foundation even named this anomaly after his suggestion (he wrote it that if they find his note, name this place "a perfectly normal IKEA")
faithfully goth thanks for the fucking spoilers.
tyson mccorkle Why are you reading Comments while/before watching the Video?
@@csabaweisz8791 This just goes to show that the SCP Foundation isn't cruel, just cold.
tyson mccorkle it says he was killed before they even read his journals in this vid. Not spoilers. Also then don't peak at the comments before you watch the video? 100% guaranteed spoilers down here bruh
Infinite I.K.E.A means *INFINITE MEATBALLS*
lndisponibil 1 yeah, made out of humans
Elo Let no I’m pretty sure the meatballs are made of dead employees and humans not just humans
Yunm
Nugget King now that’s the attitude I’m looking for
Legendary Pizzabox EVOLVED I prefer meatball flavoured meatballs
•ding ding. The store is now closed•
Humans •engage minecraft building mode•
Daytime: Creative Mode
Night Time: SURVIVAL MODE
Ye
Ah yes stonks
Matthew Williams an attack at night:
H A R D C O R E
M O D E
7 Days to Die Style
IKEA MOD
I remember how this SCP came out, at first it was just a fan idea, the creator hoping to achieve the SCP Foundations recognition, he called it SCP-3008 and it was a game exactly explained the same way the guy here explained it. I guess putting a lot of hard work into an ideo/concept really paid off after a while huh!
Me: Le train
I have an SCP that I’ve written as well, I’m looking to get it into the 5000 Series, if it’s good enough SCP I might do it
It is a really good game if your computer is newer than mine.
hes obviously never worked retail, those were just overworked ikea employees
SCP-3008 employee inner dialogue:
"Hah, and this isn't even my final form! Just wsit until I finally get that promotion to assistant to the regional manager!"
I think that you would like this th-cam.com/video/Tsv5DexLGYc/w-d-xo.html.
I...I escaped the Ikea stores,I was just going through my morning commute when I passed by the IKEA store,my wife said she wanted to buy some new furniture for the apartment. We whent in around 4:15 pm, March 30th 2014, They had everything in there and I was overwhelmed with how much Swedish furniture you could shove in one store...I...I wasn't even looking behind me when the door disappeard or when the pale things started hunting us down. My wife was taken by those things...I left her to die...I was only saved days later because a raiding party found me in the cafeteria sobbing and eating God awful Swedish meat balls.
I escaped but not with out a price...when I got home...the furniture we had ordered had arrived like it was yesterday,then the real horror began..
*Cries uncontrollably over IKEA manual and parts*
8/10 Good horror story.
69/420 needs a spelling check
I... I... *I... **_I..._*
So good
Our meatballs aree deliscius!
Ikea *BATTLE ROYALE*
*_N O_*
*STOP NECK ROPE NOW*
SHOW MAKER termination initiated
brain has left the chat
*god left the chat
This place would be somewhat perfect when the zombie apocalypse hits. I mean, infinite IKEA means infinite supplies and food, right?
Imagine if the zombies get in and start tearing through the staff creatures
@@whiteeagle9769 then imagine that afterwards they burn down SCP- 3008.
This would be very interesting as a VR MMO Survival game
The map layout is in sectors and they are scrambled every so often, and shelves restock every week or so
Bubbablue -yes- *YES*
@@ntck its a beta game called scp 3008
Evans Outdoors yeah its oN ROblox too
Evans Outdoors I know
Evans Outdoors I have it.
I think the author of this SCP got lost in one as a kid lol.
Probably the inspiration.
he also must have played minecraft a lot XD
The trauma he got materialized into this really fucked up SCP lmfao. Not complaining though
Hm hm yeah probably
Imagine if a Karen got stuck in SCP 3008
Karen: lEt mE SpEaK tO YoUr ManAgEr
3008 employee: *Confused "The store is closed please leave" noises*
Ha got em
Karen: **destroys the entire place neutralizing the scp**
Reddit
@Ironic User
I'm sorry, but what do you mean? I didn't steal this from Reddit if that's what you're saying.
@Neon Nihilist
reddit moment
I always found this one to be more hilarious than scary. People forget that SCP’s can have humor
Timothy Coupland , as a story, it cycles from absurd to tragic in interesting ways, and by the end, the lines get blurred between the two. Few SCPs do that. That's what makes a lot of people go back to it again and again, I think.
Like the fuckable doorknob?
Timothy Coupland what would you say is the funniest? I'd go for 2337.
this scp is fucking horrifying
I really like the orange tickle one :)
*You could say; it's bigger on the inside.*
*insert ear raped version of the doctor who theme*
*EMPLOYEES* *ATTACKS* *YOU*
*YEAH THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID* (or whatever i'm not good at jokes...)
Unfortunately, that's what she said. I could not stack up...
IS DAT A PENIS JOKE?
Me: I’ve been stuck in a ikea for years.
My friend: You’re so dramatic.
Scp 3008: Am I a joke to you?
"Such as being murdered, in a park."
The flat and nonchalant delivery of this line cracks me right the hell up.
Am i the only one who gets maze runner vibes from this story???
No, no you are not
Nope
Video soundtrack, maybe?
Yes, yes you are.
*GRIEVERS*
Everybody gangsta until you hear “please leave,the store is closed” in the IKEA
They could use the IKEA building as an infinte prison for Artifact scps.
Hell, they could throw 173 and 096 in there and call it a day.
But they would be severely endangering the humans trapped in there! The Foundation has a moral compass after all, they aren't cruel.
@@jakespacepiratee3740 I said they could, not would. It's why they wouldn't do it.
Trickgamer_ Ammo20 i thought about what it would be like if they put 682 in there, but if he managed to get out and get past the security they would be in big trouble.
They could escape. After all, 14 people escaped, and only 1 died.
You Know Whats The Worst Scp ´´BLACK FRIDAY``
Will turn any woman older than 25 will turn vicious
Wait what if On black Friday all the IKEA scp's Rise up and Attack the Nearest City
The 3008-2 (the staff) get several physical agumentations: (in Minecraft scale compared to humans)
speed lll (they have natural l)
jump boost l
strength lll-lV (they have natural l-ll)
resistance lV-V (they have natural l-lll)
They also get tazers and battons
@Endless定 me to
Warm and fresh * *MEATBALLS* *
So far best SCP
Some Random Dude: Hey I need coffee table where can I find one?
SCP IKEA Worker: Oh Just Down Row 9003
Dude: Thanks.
Worker: No problem!
They don't respond though
@@yeet5530 It's a joke referring to the fact that this IKEA is infinite.
also dude: WAIT WHA-
@@yeet5530
"Hello?"
*"Ignores"*
"Nigga."
Black employee: Excuse me?
Who else is hyped for the next confinement episode?
Me!
hell yes
Yep
Me
I was confused when I saw the trailer cause I’d never heard of this SCP, but now I’m really hyped
I'm imagining the faceless, contorted, fleshy IKEA employee running towards the man after he's already made it outside, saying, "Please leave, the store is now closed." Then catching up to the guy, mauling him and tearing him apart while still still saying, "Please leave, the store is now closed."
Why am I laughing so hard xD
I have a theory about the quadrocopeter
i think the quadrocopter seen before the quadrocopter of the foundation is a quadrocopter from an alternate universe
if there are multiple universes that means some of them have the SCP foundation as well
and that means that some of those foundations found 3008 as well
So much quadrocopter
@@whataboutgabe901 *Q U A D R O C O P T E R*
SheriffPeanut173 m8 when I see this I heard that
I agree
There are multiple SCPs that allude to SCP Foundations of alternate parallel universes. So you are no doubt correct.
I can see 3008 being a reality show like survivor
I'd watch that for sure
Joey Walker that would actually be really cool like a dnd game almost if you now what I mean
Genuis
@@golem-brawlstars1219 They actually made a Print and Play RPG based off of this
“It blurs the line between alien and familiar”
Well it’s been years since I’ve been in an ikea so yeah your not wrong
Next thing is SCP 1515 burger king foot lettuce
It is
Object class: *KETER*
SCP 4077: The Food Court of Doom
I know this was a joke but I read about scp 1515 out of curiosity and it was the most f*cked up thing I have ever read. Do not recommend.
xoddamPro Object class: Thaumiel
IKEA is hell anyway. You can never seem to find where that one wooden plank goes.
scp ond
Everybody gangsta till you can’t find the exit
I got lost in that joint once 😳
In your land outlander i am Joe Smith stock crew for Ikea. But inside that holy site i am God Emperor Thoridon Ravebane ruler of the Ikea Imperium, Breaker of exchange, slaughter of the night stalkers, crusher of bedding, and the sorrow of bathrooms and flooring. My rule extends across the freezer isle where i hunted tribes, to the long dead cannibals of flooring and bathrooms. Nothing stopped my enlightened rule, my people where well feed, we even had motorized vehicles from the gardening section crusades. That was until a usurper from books and clothing found the vehicle section and overthrew me and banished me from my own kingdom, for 6 long months i wandered across the store hearing of my nations infighting and civil wars. My 1st born son of my 1st wife is fighting my 2nd born to my 3rd wife now, i hope one wins but i cant return back to my Imperium the shame of defeat sits on my tongue.
you ask how long i was in there outlander i was there for 1st republics fall, the second empire rises in its ashes of the clothing section, the fall of empire and my victory at camping supplies and outdoors, pushing the 3rd republic of Ikea and their flithy communist leaders out to the land of shadows outdoor furniture, and all the last 10 crusades. But you ask for days not glory and battles i suppose, so about 18 of your years outlander.
XD
I can definitely see it as a lore.
Not Human lol
Now that that is my kinda guy
However it was i, that *_found the despacito isle_*
Not Human
Vive la commune de IKEA!
Maybe SCP-3008 is an SCP similar to 3001(Red Dimension), where the inhabitants are locked in a cross between dimensions, and the "Exits" are just the "Waves" that the scientist in the Red Dimension notes are ways to escape the prison.
That makes sense. They are quite similar.
SCP-3001 would be a waaaay worse experience than 3008
The 7 foot tall creature: I will destroy you.
The 10 feet tall human: So you have chosen death.
It's close enough to IKEA
Hope you explore SCP-1730 "What Happened to Site-13?" or What happens when the Foundation decides to be just awful people.
Check back on Monday.
The Exploring Series Awesome
Please let this be true...
*Or what happens when the Foundation loses funding and is forced to merge with the Global Occult Coalition.
FTFY
Me:*Enters Ikea and notices faceless workers*
Also Me: *Well I’m dead*
I got lost in an IKEA today... and then I saw this video... google is still spying on me it seems.
still in there?
I watched this video before learning what SCP is, and I was very confused
Do you know now? It's very interesting.
Christine Macdonald could you tell me what a SCP is this video came in my recommended it seems interesting tho
@@abby3986 SCP stands for Secure. Contain. Protect. Its about the SCP foundation which protects the world from anomalous, sometimes evil and sometimes helpless objects and entities.
Krish Ram are they real things ?
@@abby3986 no
This just sounds like a nightmare someone would have or experience
James Pionke, true, but this would definitely be one of the tops ones because come on, your lost in an ikea with no way out and the employees are trying to kill you
So seemely infinity space with unresponsive employees... it does seem like an IKEA.
thats how all employees at ikea go. when you ask them a question right in front of them they cant see or hear you but if you break one rule they go all ultra instinct on ya
the scp series is so good
I ran a weird west RPG where for fun I had my players appear within the infinite IKEA. What was supposed to be one session ended up taking 3, and the characters ended up taking 4 years of traveling before finding the exit, defeating 70+ IKEA employees plus a "human resources" birthing mother that I made up who were guarding the door. Note, this was a total of 6 players that, while armed with handguns and a couple rifles, were running short on ammo after 4 years. They earned it and all the swag they hauled out with them back to their 1870's boom town.
That was so much fun.
Infinite ikea?
Infinite pencils!
NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP MY POWER MUAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAH
i n f i n i t e
*M E A T B A L L S*
-john wick
Infinite refrigerators
What are you going to do with infinite pencils?
Infinite bebs
Attack on IKEA
Jawuan Hart HAVING THE SEX WITH THE CHARIS AND THE TABLES
@@spicymilkshake6600 . . . . .. wat. . . . . .. if you feel like it whoooosh me
It's attack on exchange
And on that day, humanity remembered, the fear and oppression of the faceless employees, and the humiliation of getting lost in an IKEA
DONT U mean
*deletes word ik*
ATTACK ON EA
being murdered : ok normal
being murdered *in a Park* : scary distortion of normal comforting situation
ive never gotten lost in an ikea.....
.......is it because im swedish...?
All swedes have an inherent ability to know where theyre going in an ikea. Scientists think you guys can unconsiously detect soundwaves made by the sideways colon over some letters, and use that as a compass.
Ikea maps are in your blood.
the spirit of Ingvar Kamprad
The swedes are immune.
*knock *knock *knock, hello this is [REDACTED] of the SCP foundation we would LIKE to know your expertise in SCP 3008 and ANY possible connections ?
I am never going into an ikea ever again
I like both you and Volgun, your videos are easier to follow if I am doing something else and want to listen to a story on my headphones... but Volgun doing the voice recordings with voice actors is pretty amazing for when I want to sit down and get involved... it seems you have slightly more lore on certain SCPs like the Red Sea object
Why wouldn't someone try to break through the ceiling?
There would just be another floor
To break through the ceiling they’d need to climb the shelves or build a big tower to reach that high, and then it would take time. And the weird employee monsters would probably notice that really quickly and attack
Pyrocumulus25 and make the tower trip over.
Tbh i wouldve just made a portal there to where they came from and bam all done.
In the journal subject saw that people were trying to build to the top but the top also seemed to stretch endlessly
The protagonist remarked that the ceiling seemed to go forever
I had heard another version of this, where the 'city' inhabitants managed to find firearms and ammunition, as well as a 'food court', both things that a otherwise 'normal IKEA' wouldn't have.
This makes me think that this SCP fits better with a Wal-Mart, that sells nearly everything mentioned (and certainly has that soul crushing quality; Walk into any Wal-Mart and you would swear that some of the 'long timers' are slowing becoming those faceless 'humanoids' mentioned here ^_^).
IKEAs do have foodcourts lol
@@liminallilac at least at the food
There’s a food court at my local ikea
As He said the IKEA is Multi dimensional so that is most likely just another Dimension version of IKEA which sells guns
My fave SCP! Its so detailed and refreshingly different from other SCPs
*This means there is an infinite amount of their truffles*
So Hunger Games mixed with a Zombie Apocolypse ... may the odds be forever in your favor.
Staff Member: The store is now closed. Please e-
Karen: CLOSED? ALREADY!? LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER
“the store is closed.”
**pulls out silenced pistol**
"the store is now closed. please exit the building"
**proceeds to tear every limb off my body**
The store is now closed, please exit the building.
*Proceeds to cook my intestines*
Sounds like every IKEA I've been in.
totally, but i only know of one ikea
Entities: "Please exit the building"
Subject: *exits building*
Entity: *kills subject anyways*
I didn't invent this btw
Is it also infinitely high? Or could you stack stuff to reach a skylight Or tear a hole in the roof?
The Annihilator 117 yo7 would probably just come up through the floor of another IKEA, just an idea
There is a City that tried and succeed in that task but its empty husk later collapsed
the ceiling would just keep going higher and higher
FlamingPotato 352 actually it’s kind of a weird thing but although the ikea is infinite it has limits if you could find them those are the exits practically it is possible to reach the top but we really can’t know what is after it because no one that leaves ever comes back so you might be able to get out from the top and get out but who knows to what universe you’ll get out
You'll find bedrock
Hi! I think I've got an idea for a new video. I think you said in a past video that you'd like to make a video discussing multiple scp's, so I thought you could use scp-2305 for a video because it links to quite a lot of other scp's. Scp-2305 is a manual on how to supposedly destroy certain scp's.
Just wanted to bring it up. Feel free to do with this whatever you want! I'm a big fan
I'll consider it, thanks!
It is intriguing
why, thank you!
Fun fact: in the Skip that's a list of failed neutralizations, if the Foundation goes about it wrong, it becomes an Infinite Wal-Mart, and the psudo-slendermen become wayyy more violent
Damn it. I was going to make a Swedish meatball joke but they beat me to it.
Just send in scp 173, the "employees" have no eyes so he'd have a great time
Oh god
That would be a bloodbath for SCP 173
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@scp-173 hey go to infinint ikea
*SNAP SNAP SNAP*
The staff at day:
*walks nearby* Imma get my meatballs then
The staff at night:
wHEre iS mY mEaTBaLLs!
Getting ready for that new containment episode
Dude sammme! The hype is real.
It's called confinement actually. But yeah I'm hyped too.
@@Garangus oh i didn't even notice he spelled it wrong
@@themindset4164 your welcome i guess.
@@Garangus nah it's confinement your right i just hadn't noticed lol
Soooo...just your typical IKEA, then.
except the employees actually do their jobs and restock the shelves
When the 3008-2 said "the store is now closed, please leave the building" i felt that.
I really like your SCP stuff. Keep it up!
Honestly, this is one of the most haunting SCPs I've ever heard of.
Infinite IKEA = infinite M E A T B A L L S
-missioncrab
Oh that reminds me of what the guy who made the Confinement series is planning on doing this one.