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The man who read that book and answered all those questions is an actual hero.
I can imagine what it feels like to have people not even give your work a chance. I hope that guy is happy wherever he is.
Cant believe the world we live in make fun of people like that
Ducking Legend
I'd only get angry for reading it because the school wanted to force something else on the students, but man, what the hell is this?? Where's the author and the reader's dignity??
if you get a framed picture of a fan make sure to place it in a room with a fan for it to looks like a mirror
take a picture of the fan, frame it, hang it to look like it's a mirror. fan start spinning. mirror does not.
Set up a mirror so that you can see it from your couch. Take a photo of the mirror. Crop out until it’s only the fan part of the mirror. Frame it. Now just wait to see if people notice the mirror that doesn’t move with their head while sitting on the couch.
bruh, easy way to nail the angle, position a mirror where when you sit at the most commonly sit spot in a room, take a picture from that angle of the mirror, then place it in the same place. Legit people will be so confused
@@kakyoin5862 that was much better put than how I said it.
@@ChaseJonas75 ty
the guy who felt bad for the author, deserves empathy award, sad he got made fun of by his classmates.
Middle school is cruel. Kids there are old enough to do damage, but too young to know about ramifications.
Definitely, those people make fun of people simply because they are different. These pure hearted doesn't deserve to be treated like that
It's weird how many of these I immediately call BS on, then think on it for a second, and figure it's so weird it might actually be true, because humans.
The internet is a whole lot funnier if you suspend your disbelief
Humans are weird
People who scream fake all day online must live incredibly boring lives. Not saying they ARE real, but a lot of green text I've read could be 80-90% legit. I've seen or been directly involved in enough weird situations and met enough bizarre people that it's very easy to suspend my disbelief
I dunno about the 22-year-old girl pretending to be a cat constantly though.
Furries are weird, but we have social standards higher than that shit.
... I hope.
@@adirblazkowics7717 Honestly, most of us don’t. At least I certainly don’t.
Aww that one about the mom writing the book about the rabbits is so wholesome!
I wanna read it!
Mum*
@@hmfcfan07 no
Chill! Mom is spelled and said differently in different place of the world
@@hmfcfan07 mom is american english, mum is malaysian english
4:20 (nice) this is actually a legitimate technique used in therapy to "break the comfort zone". I've been in therapy groups where we did activities where we had to look at the person next to us and make eye contact, which was pretty weird and uncomfortable, but after you do it for a minute, you both laugh because it feels just so silly. It's not actually to like "force you to get used to looking strangers in the eye" but more like "it's okay to do a silly thing for 2 minutes and laugh and maybe your day will be better".
I don’t know why my first instinct isn’t to think that all these are bullshit. Everyone knows that 4chan stories are always made up shit, but somehow my brain makes me think they’re real. I literally heard a story about someone „catsitting“ a furry and I thought it was real until robin pointed it out.
Same lmao
I've known some people... it might be real. Otherkin are... weird. Chill, but weird.
@@evylinredwoodAren't they called terrans or something close when they're using non mythical creatures tho? Can't remember their name ever but one got into the news over a leak they did not that long ago
@@flyingstonemon3564yeah they're called therians
I don’t know much about this subreddit although I know it’s been done before.
Except that first post gives me feelings of existential dread that I never wanted to feel.
I think I like this subreddit.
r/greentext
It's either wholesome, depressing, or facts
or *cool piano starts playing* a hate speech
Or neckbeards/nice guys being cringe
@@h1rhs33 I think that would fall into the "depressing" category.
Or... clearly made-up shit lol
Might also be text but green
The cat post is definitely a fetish thing and the one afterwards is nuts
@Serial Killer username checks out
3:20 Pro I got recognized for the autopilot reader as I would navigate halls while reading a book
Same ❤ It's crazy how we could be so invested in a book, yet still be aware enough of our surroundings to not bump into anything 😂
4:50 there's a ligament that holds some of the ween in, a small amound, but if you need it, it's there
dude shut up and i read your comment when it was 0 seconds ago
As memory serves, cutting it also completely screws up your ability to get an erection. Like it'll get hard but not stand up at all and that makes it really hard to actually have sex.
I can definitely tell that "catsitting" story is made up, because I'm pretty sure OP is describing an otherkin, not a furry
yea, you're correct
or possibly someone with a psychotic disorder? that was my first thought anyway
Would they know the difference, because tbh I don't.
@@AkaroXIV otherkin is someone who identifies as something other than human, ig, but being a furry is when you like anthropomorphic animals. Not necessarily in a like like way, but just thinks they're pretty cool to look at. They can overlap, but they're not the same
@@Yttriummm one is liking the concept of anthropomorphic animals and the other is borderline mental illness
How the hell did we go from a wholesome story about someone's mum writing a story about two rabbits to "tortured and killed 15 monkeys with diabolical brain chips"?
yeah its elon musk
The D&D one, especially if he was their cleric, is completely believable. Especially if he was the Cleric.
I feel like r/Greentext is the only subreddit that uses green text for everything.
I wonder why🤔
@@The_LORD_saves no one knows
That poor man at the beginning just ended his own carreer lol
The fact that someone thought that mirror was a picture of a ceiling fan is sending me
equally weird to have a mirror up there so I really can't figure out which it is lol
I can confirm that "Reiko" is in fact not a german name, it probably got confused with "Heiko"
Reiko is in fact a masculine German name. You have google dude search it up.
3:44 Damn you! Now I can’t see this image the same way again.
I loved the one about the mom who wrote about the rabbits. That was awesome! 😎👍🏻❤️
0:11
*Either way I see this as an absolute win*
That "framed photo of a fan" is just a mirror, not americans being weird
wait, it's weird to have a framed photo of a fan?
I believe none of your American propaganda, you and your strange framed photo's.
@@Koyubi-Official yes it is *trying to hide oil painting of sal vulcano* look away
As a normal American citizen I have to say that I have never heard of this "mirror" you speak of
You are not getting smaller Robin. The mascot is getting *b i g g e r*
Society when a guy has an anime girl body pillow: >:(
Society when a girl has an anime girl body pillow: ‘,:o
I mean, you can absolutely break down most games into that simplicity of mission design, but here's the thing: GTAV (or at the very least GTA Online) isn't simplified down into that description. That's literally the overwhelming majority of missions in it's entirety. Drive to the other side of the map to an obscure location, kill the 5-10 generic enemies that spawn in the open, drive back. That's it. Nothing sculpted for that location or anything. Barely any context or reason. Zero consequences.
Edited: Oh, and don't forget the arbitrary 15 minute minimum time spent in the mission else you're penalised rewards.
Never heard of this subreddit, but I already fucking love it.
The French made the fucking FAL. One of the best assault rifle platforms available.
I mean yeah but... FRENCH?! They talk in a funny language and it's not English and I don't understand it all!
No, you're not getting smaller, EmKay is getting bigger to show the growth in subscribers
Just in time. Thanks for the content guys!!
7:10 Pet regression is a coping mechanism. pet regression is a safe state of mind which is freeing and without responsibilities. it is like age regression in that way but the difference is instead of going into a child like mindset it's a more of a pet mindset (dog, cat, etc.) while age regression you act more child like, pet regression you act more pet like
Not to be hateful but they’re both strange and I don’t think people should be forced to deal with that if they don’t wanna-
Like the babysitter guy clearly wanted to back out and although he ended up liking it in the end, (probably for some weirdo fetish-y reason) he was pressured and bribed into it. I just think that both age regression and this “pet regression” that you’ve informed us about are kinda abnormal and a bit creepy.
But idk people can live their lives how they want and I have no authority to shut them down for it, so it doesn’t matter, it just seems like it would be easy for some creep-o person to take advantage of the people putting themselves in vulnerable positions (willingly, unwillingly, by mental health/disorder reasons, or otherwise) like an non-consenting animal or child when they’re actually a person and also an adult! (generally)
@Trash Artist its not weird and age/pet regression is usually done in a safe location with a trusted person called a caregiver. Research it, it's pretty cool!
Could the framed pic of the fan, really be a mirror that is reflecting the ceiling fan 🤔
Nah
WHAT the FUCK is a "mirror"
hmm we'll never know without a proper investigation and evidence I suppose.. but my bet is on mirror. I do own photos of ceiling fans though, I once had an apbum of "random stuff shot at dramatic angles" with sepia and black and white filters..
r/woosh
What do you mean "mirror" I have never once heard of whatever it is you're talking about
3:49 my brother in christ that is a mirror, but i dont care im getting a framed painting of a ceiling fan
8:58 “I don’t have a girlfriend” wouldn’t that make you…
MAIDEN-LESS!?!?
I was today years old when I found out where the music for this channel comes from. Just got into Cuphead and finding out this was King Dice’s theme shook my bones from underneath the ground
Greentext should be put in the fiction section of the library
4:28 You just described my time on weekends. Stop it.
Yes Robin. You are becoming an oversiplified logo, whether you like it or not.
The next subreddit for Emkay to do should be r/eyeblech
Very wholesome true true 10/10
"Mom writes wholesome story about rabbits being friends"
Immediately after
*"Tortures and kills 15 monkeys with brain-chips"*
4Chan everbody
3:20
Honestly, I think my summer reading assignment my freshman year got an auto 100 because I was one of like, two people who didn’t pick the same book as everyone else (they all picked Fast Food Nation, while I picked the book about immigration)
4:41 I was kinda expecting hip to go squeaky squeaky squeaky too even though I knew it wouldn't 😂 edit: Maybe its a territorial thing because as a Georgian, I've seen people fat shame the fuck out of pet owners but when it comes to children they will say it in a cute way like "Haha, isn't he a little chonk?" So Thats the one post I'll ever have to negotiate because I have seen it but I was scared to speak up
3:43 I.. have a framed picture of a window lol
better yet take a picture of your ceiling fan get it blown up and frame it then put it on the wall facing the fan people will think its a mirror then when they look at it freak out and pretend they have no reflection
Robin's not getting smaller, EmKay is getting bigger.
Facebook is where all those child obesity enablers are. It tends to be family and intimate relationships in friend groups or whoring friends for Facebook games not really involving with there lives so much, and people are less inclined to rag on an acquaintance's weight management of there family when they'll need to interact with them or there family eventually and all the replies will be seen by all there other friends increasing the chances of scrutiny for it all defending someone they know personally. That's the first place I thought of when you said you never seen fat defending on the internet lol. It exists, but yes, it is usually in echo-chambers.
The girl from the cat story is not a furry. That is not what we are. Being a furry is not an identity, a fetish, a trait, _or zoophilia, as some would like you to believe,_ it's a hobby. This is why the phrase, "coming out as a furry" bugs the hell out of me. "Coming out" is used for serious stuff, when things get real. Like when I came out to my parents about being trans. _In Texas._ That's worthy of being called, "coming out." Being a furry doesn't (or shouldn't) change anything significant in your life, except with the possibility of making new friends. You don't "come out" as a weeb, so why would you "come out" as a furry? It's a hobby like many others, and if anything, using the phrase, "coming out" as a furry is showing mental weakness to the ignorant (not stupid, just ignorant) masses that try to make a simple hobby look like something much worse than it really is.
6:01 imagine all female version of the incel Forum. That's what female dating strategy is. So you should care.
the line "framed picture of a fan" made me laugh
If I get a kid I'm calling them Reiko (or whatever the name was)
Because Jormin
Sounds like a plan 😎
3:45 I’m pretty sure that’s a mirror
2:53 I think I felt second hand disbelief from this one. I can't laugh but can't drop my face either
Little do people know
R/greenwalltext is usually satire and jokes
And its 4chan
That's what I've always assumed. No idea why narrators feel the need to declare a story as being fake, especially when its something like a green text story.
Someone explain to me why Ohio gets hated on so much? Markiplier graduated from high school in Cincinnati, Cincinnati Red Stockings (first MLB team ever), Cincinnati style chili… I’m seeing a pattern here. Maybe the only good thing about Ohio is Cincinnati?
You listed good things?
All video games no matter your preference for playstyle and how much it means to you that the visuals are top notch. Is mostly about game feel of the core loop, no matter how complex, no matter how short. We have fun, we unwind, we challenge our self.
Mario is, jump.. feel good. That's it.
Yay new emkay vid!
Cat story is read
Emkay: ah yes what a real story
Me remembers not one but two different people who live like dogs and get payed to do it too, me starting to welt up because of remembering that, yea that can’t be real
I love your videos so much
4Chan is not just hackers like I thought it was
Nah, 4chan is a single hacker. One entity. The hacker, 4chan.
I hate schools if im normal im made fun of and if im not normal im made fun of harder. Cant wait until schools over
Post: "I love my mom so much ❤️❤️❤️😘😘😘"
*Post after that: "TORTURED AND KILLED 15 MONKEYS WITH DIABOLICAL BRA-"*
7:46 "i caress he-" my instant reaction was to just scream NOOOOOOO
People with fat kids never get told that they’re parenting wrong
NEVER
0:12 plus dominos uses gloves
2:22 apparently girls don't exist on the internet. that's right, im just antimatter. im a black hole i guess..
I think that it's so hard to believe since the stigma around 4chan is that it's full of incels and autistic guys. I myself subconsciously agree with it.
If someone says that they're a girl online I'm like "Ok, cool". But if someone on 4chan says that while using 4chan lingo my mind instantly says that they're lying.
It's not that you don't exist on the internet, it's that everyone assumes that you'd avoid 4chan like the plague.
I mean you're obviously a government agent being paid to perpetuate the myth that women exist. Everyone knows there's no such thing in real life.
Girls dont exist
not true even with photo proof sorry to tell you
These were so wholesome today oh my god
if the last one is true, OP might have avoided a bad situation. don't ever accept an invitation from strangers.
Guess the game.
>blow up every thing
>kill millitary and aliens
>escape
>get to alien world
>remember I need to finish the game.
“Diet ice”! That is hilarious! 😂😂😂
4:57 actually, just try jelking!
I imagine these all being from like 5-10 years ago since it just seems so ancient
THAT FEELING WHEN
From the intro i can tell this is going to be weird
0:13 no thats Heiko
Wait, Italian food, Japanese name, and German name...
I'm pretty sure the 'petsit cat, find out it's actually a furry' thing is completely borrowed from a porno
Sounds like it, right? I might have to research this, for science.
i almost died of a heart attack while reading the catsitting story
this is one of my favorite subs
Just waiting for robin to say"Hey hey hey, my name is Robin and today we are going to be RobingDaBank"
1:27 he's tony at the start of the first movie
me:look into my eyes
My freind:ok
me:boneless chicken
Decided to look up the archived thread of the "framed picture of a fucking fan". Not surprised everyone else made fun of him while also shit talking Europe.
7:45 That Therian creeped me tf out istg-
The last guy was handed a 5 star full course gourmet meal by the worlds #1 chef, and he just threw up on it.
9:36 naw, that's watchdogs leigon. Same 3 things over and over again. Cant even customize or use different guns for a specific character
4:23 why did this one hurt me the most
Has Emkay done r/greentext before?? I don't think I have seen it before
Yea, he has
As a german i have not seen a person named reiko in my entire life
Never realised in the hand next to the r/greentext or whatever it shows the middle finger
I finally mastered the hand intro thing :9
emkay
How does only a single student in an american school read the book they were told to read?? I'm so glad I'm not american, but this is just crazy...
As a furry I am offended by the entire furry thing cause that’s not how FURRIES ARE
"Assworm" is a fucking hilarious nickname
Thats- Thats cheating
8:42. That way of saying that….I legit said “oh my god, what the fuccchh-*sinus noises*”. I dunno how to express how that truly made me feel but, it was “bruh”, if “bruh” was an emotion.
Like why not qtpie it's even shorter
This is amazing
"ahem, be me."
"...."
*awkward*
Cool
Mirror