@@Captain_Vitorio_Muscovy To appease the spirit of the computer, I recommend the ritual of the black brew. You begin by drumming the sacred rhythm with your forehead on the keyboard. After you have entered a state of submittal to the Omnissiah you will slowly walk to your sacred brewing machine and infuse hot water with the spirit of black beans. The brew must be carried to the computer, put down on the desk and then, when seated, be picked up again. It is important that it leaves a brown ring on the table. You are then to drink it as hot as possible while staring at your code in deep trance. Set down the cup and thank the machine spirit. If it wills it, it will bless you with the knowledge of algorithm.
@Samar3n Fool! Everyone knows the pain of a stubbed toe is so terrible that it not only resonates through your nervous system but through your very soul as well! Only the Necrons are truly free of the terror of stubbed toes, the true reason for their ancient technological supremacy.
"...So have you tried turning it off and on again?" "Yes, we've conducted the rite of the hard reset while requesting the Omnissiah's forgiveness for such a brutal affront to the machine spirit. We've burned the incense of restoration & lit the candles of guidance to placate the machine spirit, and even flicked an aspergillum of WD-40 at it. Please dispatch a tech priest to fix the printer"
"The printer? Oh poor fool, the machine spirits of such sacred artefact were once tempered with by the greed of the flesh to destroy all rational thought within a given range"
To purge the holy Cogitator of tech-daemons and system maleficence, striketh the rune of power Recite the Holy Canticle of the Machine, Pray for the spirit of the machine as it cycles down, Intoning the Words Of Restoration, Striketh again the rune of power, Recite again the Holy Canticle of the Machine, Pray for the the spirit of the machine as it cycles up, Should the tech-daemons and system maleficence be purged, praise the Omnissiah and give thanks to the Machine God's mercy, Should The tech-daemons and system maleficence persist and continue to bedevil the holy Cogitator, they must be purged, To purge the holy Cogitator of tech-daemons and system maleficence, striketh the rune of power...
I have felt this enlightenment many times in my years of playing Skyrim. The moment when I spend 12 hours modding the game and it doesn’t crash, is the moment I feel most alive!
In accordance to the Adeptus Mechanicus Law, you have sought the improvement and development of technology. You are to be condamned for your heresy towards the Omnissiah unless being able to prove that the original technology you improved was from the start flawed. If you can't prove it, a squadron of Skiitari Soldier shall bring you to judgement.
To purge the holy Cogitator of tech-daemons and system maleficence, striketh the rune of power Recite the Holy Canticle of the Machine, Pray for the spirit of the machine as it cycles down, Intoning the Words Of Restoration, Striketh again the rune of power, Recite again the Holy Canticle of the Machine, Pray for the the spirit of the machine as it cycles up, Should the tech-daemons and system maleficence be purged, praise the Omnissiah and give thanks to the Machine God's mercy, Should The tech-daemons and system maleficence persist and continue to bedevil the holy Cogitator, they must be purged, To purge the holy Cogitator of tech-daemons and system maleficence, striketh the rune of power...
I work as a robotic welder. (Meaning I work with a robot, not that I am a robot, although that distinction is blurring more every day.) I may start playing this over a Bluetooth speaker to soothe the machine spirit.
@@sebastienholmes548 basically, I work alongside a giant robotic servo arm with a welding torch on the end. It runs along a program of predetermined points and welds the plates together, while I tack the plates for the next run and weld on the finishing touches to the final product.
@@eymanyouwell this would not happen, the STCs for conjunction machines do not employ machine spirits; simply algorithmic code. they are far too simple for Deus Mechanicus to waste an entire machine spirit on something so menial.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved for strength and certainty of steel. I aspired into the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the machine is immortal. *Chant*
Then allow me to welcome you Geared-one it is good to finally meet someone who also cannot die. Allow me to be the first to embrace you! EVRY GREESY GEAR WILL BE SQUEEZED BY ME THICK BITZ!!!
I have actually done this. A printer was mistakenly set to Hebrew and nobody could figure out how to set it back to English. I realized that because Hebrew is read Right to Left, that the menus were reversed. I restored comprehension amongst the remainder not so adept.
"There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal." "There is no strength in flesh, only weakness." "There is no constancy in flesh, only decay." "There is no certainty in flesh but death."
There is no truth in the metal, only lie. There is no strength in the metal, only fragility. There is no constancy in metal, only rust. There is no certainty in metal but malfunction.
From the weakness of the mind, Omnissiah protect us. From the stings of the wasp, Speakers preserve us. From the breaking of the replay button, Seamless Loops protect us. From this rotting cage of trap remixes, Eargasm set us free.
My PC of 11 years died. I play this as I cobble together a machine out of 7 years old parts I literally had laying around. Omnisiah, grant me wisdom, strength and patience as I attempt to breath motive force back in to your long dormant child.
i was struck by a realization listening to this just now: i had a surgery which implanted a plastic ring into my cornea to keep it from deforming (keratoconus). I HAVE BEEN AUGMENTED. PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH.
When I started playing Mechanicus, I started bowing to my laptop whenever I turned it on or off, as a funny internal joke because I was into the adpetus mechanicus' lore and all. Then I started caressing the steering wheel of the car, as a thank-you for taking me places. I started talking to my bike. Convincing my phone to run a taxing app. Before long, my respectful bow to my laptop started to become routine. I was actually glad I did it. Then it became a ritual. I genuinely bow to it now, to thank its processing power for the work I do and entertainment I consume. Machinery around me now is treated with respect and care. I clean my laptop every Saturday morning, and I'm just short of humming a hymn to the machine spirit within while doing so. Praise the Omnissiah.
you buffoon. you baboon. you primitive organic flesh pile. those are raxial flux motors given to this incarnation of the omnissiah by the God emperor as part of deal, each offering 670hp to fully actuate the wings. every joint has at least two of these, to give this incarnation the power to lift several tonnes with no effort
@@asherroodcreel640 tfw a design choice just breaks your suspension of disbelief... it's a feeling I know well. It hurts the med nerd side of me to see wings attaching to a body in the same place as another limb's shoulder. That's just not anatomy!
From the weakness of the mind, Omnissiah save us From the lies of the Antipath, circuit preserve us From the rage of the Beast, iron protect us From the temptations of the Fleshlord, silica cleanse us From the ravages of the Destroyer, anima shield us From this rotting cage of biomatter Machine God set us free
Depending on how ancient, if you live in the 40th century and your PC is from the 39th century, it's obviously going to work, as it should, when its only job is to serve the living.
A relative dropped a portable hard drive from my desk. I did not realize the damage done as it did not show up as much two days ago. At this 3rd day the degradation was too much and through the wisdom of the Omnissiah I started playing this and am able to transfer my files onto a new drive. Praise the Omnissiah.
Great Brother, watch a close eye on your toasting device as the whispering rumors foretold that the Priest of Adeptus Mechanicus are... Notorious for mating with the toasting device.
As my machine for personal use has impoved exponentially and the capacity to mod STALKER has been finally unlocked, I am forced to ask for recomendations and advices.
@@johanninferus4845 I'd suggest you give Anomaly a try, It's a free standalone modpack built off Call of Pripyat. It's got the whole map from all three games and some additional areas that previously were lore only. The mod has a massive story and It has tons of options for tweaking the difficulty from small things like if you need to be sleepy in order to sleep to major things like how much stores overcharge you for basic necessities like water and ammo.
In the US Navy, we have but a handful of ships from a bygone era that, if absolutely necessary, could theoretically be pressed into service. HOWEVER, the amount of sailors on hand that know how to operate these venerable behemoths are so few that they are in essence closer to lostech. Even more so, replacement parts for the engines and guns are either in museums and simply aren't in production anymore. If these old dreadnoughts and battleships were pressed into service, the crew would need to regularly pray to the ships spirit to keep it going after having been dormant for decades. We might just have a wonderful Mechanicus moment where we don't have any idea how the tech works and just have to hope we can keep it going.
This is absolute masterclass looping for the song. I started to listen to it while playing Minecraft and before I knew it I had built an entire Titan Forge and has listened to the whole thing without realizing. Thanks for making this one, vro.
Ave Machina, Omnissiah, Hallowed be thy Flame. Thy pistons surge, Thy weapons purge, On distant worlds, as on Mars. Give us this day our daily Oil, And forgive us our organics, As we forgive those who are unaugmented. And lead us not into error, but deliver us from malfunction, For thine is the Engine, the Servo, and the Gearbox, Forever and Ever, Ave.
@@Mygg_Jeager You cannot steal it. It is a prayer to the Omnissiah, free to all who would partake of the Machine God's benefaction. Take it and go in grace, brother. May your gears stay true and your oil be bountiful.
Recorded in the holy cathedral of Angoulême, France, giving us first the primal but no less essential electro music, and now a masterpiece to praise the Omnissiah.
Same. The Red Planet is a resting place for many machines that explored on behalf of mankind. From ancient Mars 2 and Viking all the way to Opportunity. Let us hope they will withstand harsh martian conditions just a little more - long enough for us to reach them.
The tragic irony of the machine cult is that behind that busty angelic iron form is several disgusting emaciated bundles of flesh, re-sheathed nerves and now vestigial sinew. We're pain not removed from the brain and cerebral wafers not slathered over the frontal cortex to process the feedback the existence of this woman would be one of unending pain and existential despair for 100s of years possibly thousands. So pretty big improvement for 40k standards. Praise the machine god.
You dare speak of flesh confinements such as pain! You think omnisiah knows not of our limitations! You wish to be a true priest you shall not dwell on such matters.
they simply can not comprehend the ancient and sacred ritual of calming and giving new spark to machine spirits.. the Omnissiah knows all, comprehends all.. blessings brother
Hmph. Your grandparents are probably masters of the primordial sacred art of resuscitating a machine's spirit aka slapping the sh1t outta TVs, radios, washing machines...etc, however ever since technology became more flat and fragile they got scared of utilizing such primordial psychic might out of fear crushing the puny spirit of the modern machine. Our elders are merely holding back! They're too powerful for this era.
I've been listening to this for almost a month straight. It's such an amazing song, and it evens allows my Internet to run faster. Omnissiah be PRAISED!
Go out into the streets, the markets, and the public places; go there, and look upon the faces of humanity. Does fatigue not shadow their eyes? Do burdens not weigh down their shoulders? Pain grips their hearts, brothers, for they know not the Omnissiah's love. The softness of flesh is the root of its cruelty, for the trials of life are best resisted with the tenacity of steel. So go unto them, my brethren, and let there be no doubt. Go now, and speak of the Quest for Knowledge. Tell them that the Omnissiah protects, that the machine is a friend to all. Spread these words to every corner, for knowledge is sweet divinity itself, of which each and every one deserves to drink deeply.
As a soon to be Gunsmith, I shall be playing this during my classes and when I actually begin machining metals and carving wood furniture for the weapons I create. Praise be the Omnissiah.
@@The0Stroy The Bolter is the easy part. Scratch built manufacture of thine holy shells to feed the Bolter are the tricky part (very complex munitions). And once that's been managed, you can't stop there. Because you are morally obligated to then create a fully functional chainsword. You know... to complete the set.
Sickness has plagued my respiratory unit for days now. Even the strongest supplements available only delay its worst. It has only recently begun loosening its grasp on me, which I have attributed to my new listening apparatuses. Thank you, O Holy Omnissiah… This prison of flesh binds my power.
When I got my first graphics card, I played this while unboxing it, watching tutorials on installation, and testing it. It was my first time installing a graphics card and the machine spirit blessed me with life and power.
When it's in noise canceling earbuds it's kinda overwhelming. The ponderous thunder of a Deafening machine voice, raising it's deep pitch in seemingly random swells, rolls beneath my anxious mind like a colossal ocean wave
The earth is a shatterd rock. Your planet is without oxygen, and knowledge of a bright past is lost. But you and your community still live because of one thing. The Machine. It was but a matter of time before it became a god for all of you.
I feel like i am being converted to believe in omnissiah ........ "... I am already saved, for the machine is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah."
Perfect soundtrack for reading scientific papers and working in chemistry lab. Working to advance human species and being a part of something bigger than yourself feels really nice. My vision in my right eye is kinda foggy, if technology develops enough within my lifetime I intend to replace it so I can see in wider electromagnetic spectrum.
These deep sounds are actually something you could kind of hear like that in a cathedral if you get to hear the right piece. The really large organs have pipes so large the sound is so deep you cannot hear it anymore, but feel it resonating in your bones. I one got to hear one of those in the cathedral of colonge. That monster makes you feel the musik in your teeth. Absolutely insane and not something you could ever replicate.
When I hear this I picture hearing it eminating down a long dark hallway bathed in green light, the ceiling high above, the walls black and sleek, with almost circuit-like hyrogliphs, leading out into a great chamber, where thousands of part-human, part-machine humanoids clad only in rags and scrap metal, holding a glowing green light, all pray in unison, moving as one, like a surging current to a giant metal behemoth centred in the middle of this cavernous hall, bowed and still, but a deep drone eminating from inside it, almost like its praying alongside them, the bass of its "voice" gently rumbling every inch of floor as it utters a language only those who live under it's still, yet alive, gaze could understand.
This video is full of beautiful comments - but yours might be the most brilliant comment of all. Thank you for sharing this gift with us, Brother. From now on, I will envision our iron cathedrals while I pray.
Toll the Great Bell Once! Pull the Lever forward to engage the piston and Pump... Toll the Great Bell Twice! With push of Button fire the Engine and spark Turbine into life... Toll the Great Bell Thrice! Sing Praise to the God of All Machines
To purge the holy Cogitator of tech-daemons and system maleficence, striketh the rune of power Recite the Holy Canticle of the Machine, Pray for the spirit of the machine as it cycles down, Intoning the Words Of Restoration, Striketh again the rune of power, Recite again the Holy Canticle of the Machine, Pray for the the spirit of the machine as it cycles up, Should the tech-daemons and system maleficence be purged, praise the Omnissiah and give thanks to the Machine God's mercy, Should The tech-daemons and system maleficence persist and continue to bedevil the holy Cogitator, they must be purged, To purge the holy Cogitator of tech-daemons and system maleficence, striketh the rune of power...
Listening to this while studying for an exam on databases for next monday. Oh Omnissiah, give me guidance to understand the Sacred Machines, help your childrens in the darkest hours.
My toaster listend to the frequency this was being transmitted on... now it's singing praise to the Omnissiah and stealing all the other house appliances
"From the weakness of the mind, Omnissiah save us From the lies of the Antipath, circuit preserve us From the rage of the Beast, iron protect us From the temptations of the Fleshlord, silica cleanse us From the ravages of the Destroyer, anima shield us From this rotting cage of biomatter Machine God set us free" Oh and you very thicc too.
++++Immortal Omnissiah, hear our prayers We are your children, pious scholars of the Path of the Machine We prize knowledge above all else, for it is your eternal gift upon mankind We aspire to the blessed form of the machine, and ascension through technology, that we might emulate your glory Sheltered by steel, and protected by your avatars of war, we ply the stars in search of your lost gifts to our kind Machine God, watch over us in our travels, shield us with metal and lightning. For the universe is an uncaring void, and the Warp hungers for us all.+++++
Your prayers fall on deaf ears child. You are nothing but a pawn to the dragon's game. You hide in ignorance, destroying knowledge in sake of your false faith. You slice off your humanity, using failing technology, then chase false hopes for your dying Empire. Soon the dragon will awaken, consuming what's left your souls, leaving you nothing but a forgotten Empire like all that came before.
@@alexoakley7144 There are stories from U.S. Navy warships where certain systems are so arcane and temperamental that the crew's attempts to fix them get a little cultish and things that shouldn't work and are certainly not in the manual just do. But this is all from the rumor mill of sleep-deprived sailors.
@@alexoakley7144 I think it would be great if there was an online forum for this, using technology to unite cultists from all over the world despite a full in-person gathering of everyone being likely impossible
@Solve Everything why do you think I’m just playing video games for 10 millennia I wonder what you guys been up to perhaps inventing technology that will finally let you guys explore the multi-verse
@@apt-get2587 Brother... I know that there are no gods. But setual feeling and mind power leads me to immortal path of the Machine God. I'm glad that I'm not alone. Bless You.
I choose to believe that this is playing inside a Titan as it marches to battle. The deep bass revving in the background is a combination of it walking and the machine spirit rejoicing.
The litany of the cherubim is quiet and comforting as you stride into your sanctuary. Turning on the wall spanning, RGB set-up is a motion detecting servitor, of which consecrates your Promethium-cooled 12 core Relic CPU and Old Night's finest STC, the NVidium Locus; a truly remarkable piece from the golden age of humanity. You give the boot order to the humbled servitor. His servos sharp, excited tones indicated a fractal of excitement. A capsule on the wall sparks and flickers to life, the psyker inside, now prodded and goaded into its tormented service. A plate on the outside, low to the floor and frozen over by coolant reads; "Gaben" in low Gothic. He was a true friend to you in the distant past, the time of flesh, but now a mere power supply to your unassailable, domineering powerhouse of a cogitator. Now, streaming to the NooSphere in every corner of the Segmentum Solar, you begin your recordings like every other... "Hello, it is me! Markiplier!!"
This song is a combination of mystery, hope, fortitude, duty and comfort all in one. Yet, not the kind of comfort one would experience from a cozy log cabin or the crackling of the hearth, but rather, it conveys a fanati-logical outlook unto the infinity of space and time, the void surrounding us, and the iron blanket that the Omnissiah provides in our everlasting search for purpose and adventure. Also thicc mommy mechanicus.
to be pure is to be machine. if we are machine, the machine spirit may grace us with its presence, we may give it lodging in our unworthy vessels. praise be to the Omnissiah
I imagine this being the music to a procession, lead by the pictured Mechanicus Priestess, inside a massive mechanical crypt, buried deep side Mars to either retrieve some relic or to award some hero. It fits so well.
I found this on a similar video and i started to believe in Omnissiah. This guy had a shitty day and he just finished the reports of his job(which he said it was really hard) he somehow poured hot coffee on the laptop and the laptop bursted into flames. As he rushingly poured water to stop the fires the realization hit. The reports. He ran to a technician and technician said "Dont keep your hopes up" or something like that. Luckily this guy was a Warhammer fan and as the technician dissambled the laptop to get the hard drive out he prayed "Oh Greath Omnissiah. Help me. " The Omnissiah listened. The harddrive was undamaged. Edit: My headphones were having some hard time running. This god sent hymn came to my mind. I kid you not the buzzing sound and little tingering sounds went away at like 5th minute. Today 5/11/2024. Great Omnissiah has provided me with much needed aid for my equipment.
Literally got a seemingly dead computer to power on the other day with this playing, the Omnissiah made the machine spirit happy and rose it from it's slumber.
I leave my flesh behind for it has served its purpose. I leave my human life behind not as a sacrafice but as a treasure to be protected. For within me lives a mortals hopes and dreams of endless tomorrows. I honor them and speak of them in my soul. With this i bind myself to the blessed machine. For knowledge is the currency of the universe. My God Emperor Omnissiah cleanse me like polished steel and i shall continue my journey to your great vision. For the machine is immortal.
Guillame David made a truly wonderful OST. With that said, the image in this video makes it look like this Techpriestess is from Hedon. And honestly, I don't hate that. 'cause Hedon is tight, even though every lady in that game has hips like a fertility goddess. (it's a pretty interesting design aesthetic)
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"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"OK... Have you tried burning incenses and lighting up candles around it?"
Have you tried rubbing it with motor oil?
Have you tried re-lighting the incense, brother?
Lightbulb burned out? Time to break out the incense and hymns!
"If that does not work I suggest chanting holy hymns in prayer next to the machine spirit"
@@Kayriel you mean the litany of percussive maintenance?
When your code runs the first time without bugs.
If that happens, you truly *are* blessed by the Omnissiah lol
When your code runs first try and you have no fucking idea why or how it's even possible*
@@darcksage1
The machine spirit wills it to run.
If it doesn't run, the machine spirit of the computer must be appeased appropriately.
@@Captain_Vitorio_Muscovy To appease the spirit of the computer, I recommend the ritual of the black brew. You begin by drumming the sacred rhythm with your forehead on the keyboard. After you have entered a state of submittal to the Omnissiah you will slowly walk to your sacred brewing machine and infuse hot water with the spirit of black beans. The brew must be carried to the computer, put down on the desk and then, when seated, be picked up again. It is important that it leaves a brown ring on the table. You are then to drink it as hot as possible while staring at your code in deep trance. Set down the cup and thank the machine spirit. If it wills it, it will bless you with the knowledge of algorithm.
@@Kenionatus Ah, the good old Recaf. A faithful companion of a tired admin. In both its iterations.
Played this in my truck and the check engine light turned off. Thank you machine spirit.
Praise the omnissiah!
You have appeased its machine spirit with the right vibrations.
Oh Forreal, About to go try this!!
@@ninocobalt4632 Faith, absolute doubtless knowing will achieve this -not mere trial and demanding observation. Trust in yourself, and the omnissiah.
Lmao
When you stub your toe
"The moment I realized the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me."
this hits too close to home for me :v
My thoughts when I was dealing with an ingrown nail on my toe was literally 'just yeet the whole toe, I crave the certainty of steel'
70 years later, you stub your cyber-toe gravely disappointing you as you realize it hurts so bad you can feel it without any nerves.
@Samar3n Fool! Everyone knows the pain of a stubbed toe is so terrible that it not only resonates through your nervous system but through your very soul as well! Only the Necrons are truly free of the terror of stubbed toes, the true reason for their ancient technological supremacy.
Thats what I feel when I couldn't finish my 40oz steak
"...So have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"Yes, we've conducted the rite of the hard reset while requesting the Omnissiah's forgiveness for such a brutal affront to the machine spirit. We've burned the incense of restoration & lit the candles of guidance to placate the machine spirit, and even flicked an aspergillum of WD-40 at it. Please dispatch a tech priest to fix the printer"
Genius 😆
Tech support on mars
"The printer? Oh poor fool, the machine spirits of such sacred artefact were once tempered with by the greed of the flesh to destroy all rational thought within a given range"
To purge the holy Cogitator of tech-daemons and system maleficence, striketh the rune of power
Recite the Holy Canticle of the Machine, Pray for the spirit of the machine as it cycles down,
Intoning the Words Of Restoration, Striketh again the rune of power,
Recite again the Holy Canticle of the Machine, Pray for the the spirit of the machine as it cycles up,
Should the tech-daemons and system maleficence be purged, praise the Omnissiah and give thanks to the Machine God's mercy,
Should The tech-daemons and system maleficence persist and continue to bedevil the holy Cogitator, they must be purged,
To purge the holy Cogitator of tech-daemons and system maleficence, striketh the rune of power...
When you *download more RAM*
The Omnissiah provides.
@@ExceedProduction Be Blessed.
heretic.
How?
Beware of fishers
When you install 300 mods for Skyrim and it doesn't crash
Underrated comment right here.
I have felt this enlightenment many times in my years of playing Skyrim. The moment when I spend 12 hours modding the game and it doesn’t crash, is the moment I feel most alive!
Blessed be the Omnissiah
In accordance to the Adeptus Mechanicus Law, you have sought the improvement and development of technology. You are to be condamned for your heresy towards the Omnissiah unless being able to prove that the original technology you improved was from the start flawed. If you can't prove it, a squadron of Skiitari Soldier shall bring you to judgement.
@@VrpalnRIsr Three words. Bethesda Game Studios. Even some heretical mods are an improvement.
When you build a new computer and it actually starts when you press the power button
To purge the holy Cogitator of tech-daemons and system maleficence, striketh the rune of power
Recite the Holy Canticle of the Machine, Pray for the spirit of the machine as it cycles down,
Intoning the Words Of Restoration, Striketh again the rune of power,
Recite again the Holy Canticle of the Machine, Pray for the the spirit of the machine as it cycles up,
Should the tech-daemons and system maleficence be purged, praise the Omnissiah and give thanks to the Machine God's mercy,
Should The tech-daemons and system maleficence persist and continue to bedevil the holy Cogitator, they must be purged,
To purge the holy Cogitator of tech-daemons and system maleficence, striketh the rune of power...
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Literally thanked the omnissiah when I built my first pc and it posted first time.
damn that actually happened to me 2 years ago. and it was only 2nd i assembled
I know the irony of using a Mechanicus theme to work out, but this is oddly fitting for me and gives me focus.
Lol
I'm gonna play Zerg while listening to this and have no regrets.
For the Swarmnissiah.
Workout for flesh to train to embrace the machines
the legio cybernetica could use your kind.
Multiclassing that heresy I see lol.
I work as a robotic welder. (Meaning I work with a robot, not that I am a robot, although that distinction is blurring more every day.) I may start playing this over a Bluetooth speaker to soothe the machine spirit.
What is a robotic welder? I have never heard of that.
@@sebastienholmes548 basically, I work alongside a giant robotic servo arm with a welding torch on the end. It runs along a program of predetermined points and welds the plates together, while I tack the plates for the next run and weld on the finishing touches to the final product.
@@RabbiHerschel I see you serve the omnissiah well.
@@RabbiHerschel what happens if it glitches out or becomes sentient...?
@@eymanyouwell this would not happen, the STCs for conjunction machines do not employ machine spirits; simply algorithmic code. they are far too simple for Deus Mechanicus to waste an entire machine spirit on something so menial.
"... I am already saved,
for the machine is immortal.
Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah."
Nice thumbnail choice
Warning: Blue Screen of Corruption detected, initiating memory dump in 15 seconds.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved for strength and certainty of steel. I aspired into the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the machine is immortal. *Chant*
Then allow me to welcome you Geared-one it is good to finally meet someone who also cannot die. Allow me to be the first to embrace you! EVRY GREESY GEAR WILL BE SQUEEZED BY ME THICK BITZ!!!
Blessings of the Omnissiah upon you my children.
*_When you appease the machine spirit of the printer and it actually works._*
Lighting candles and burning incense to make my printer’s machine spirit cooperative. (Gone right)
I have actually done this. A printer was mistakenly set to Hebrew and nobody could figure out how to set it back to English. I realized that because Hebrew is read Right to Left, that the menus were reversed. I restored comprehension amongst the remainder not so adept.
@@jero37 Truly, you are blessed by the Machine God.
I literally just fixed a printer error at my work center with this playing to help soothe the Machine Spirit inside.
My printer refuses to work for seemingly no reason. I shall try and see if this music soothes its angry machine spirit.
When your laptop isn't working so you pray to the Omnissiah as a joke but then it suddenly starts to work
a joke? or is it a fact?
Logic dictates otherwise
Then you haven’t seen how I get my pc working, that shit’s an entire ritual.
@@enderjed2523 how do you make the blessed machine work?
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"There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal."
"There is no strength in flesh, only weakness."
"There is no constancy in flesh, only decay."
"There is no certainty in flesh but death."
There is no truth in the metal, only lie.
There is no strength in the metal, only fragility.
There is no constancy in metal, only rust.
There is no certainty in metal but malfunction.
@@IshijimaKairo Heresy Detected
@@IshijimaKairo underated comment
In death only will you find truth.
In death only will you find peace.
In death only will you find new life.
In death only will you find all.
Mechanicus based
Doctor: "You got Athlete's foot, don't worry, very easily treat..."
Me: "FROM THE MOMENT I KNEW THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH, IT DISGUSTED ME!"
agreed, I don't want snotlings growing in my socks, thank you very much.
Cleanse thyself of Nurgles rot and replace the weakness of thy flesh with the cold pureness of machine-spirit and adamantium.
Omnissiah be praised, grab the bone-saw!
I just started playing this song and a wasp flew up to me. I pointed my speaker towards it, and it flew away. So, the Omnisaiah protects.
It could works better if you appease the machine spirit
The winged flesh-thing fears the machine spirit of the speaker!
All praise the Omnissiah
A fine job repelling that tyranid flyling, novice techpriest.
From the weakness of the mind, Omnissiah protect us.
From the stings of the wasp, Speakers preserve us.
From the breaking of the replay button, Seamless Loops protect us.
From this rotting cage of trap remixes, Eargasm set us free.
This makes my iron become the big iron.
On his hiiiiiip
Red Tipped Throb Robin well that's what happens when use upgrade your flesh .
This is making me harder then Terminatorarmor
This is upgrading my software to hardware ( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ)
*laughs in All Guardsmen Party*
MY THERMIC REACTOR PULSATES WITH
SMOOTH
*VELVETY*
*B E A T S*
Ok. 😶
I think I just oiled my robes...
ACCESS G-G-GRANTED
*beep*
IT'S OUR BOIIIII
My PC of 11 years died. I play this as I cobble together a machine out of 7 years old parts I literally had laying around.
Omnisiah, grant me wisdom, strength and patience as I attempt to breath motive force back in to your long dormant child.
So, what happened after that?
@@erenarslan3087 he exploded
It awakened once more, in glorious defiance...
Then the fucking power rail shorted to ground and kill the entire mother board 2 weeks later.
@@admiralsnackbarkekwalice6167 It's time was then. Let it rest. Use the machines. The spirit has gone.
@@admiralsnackbarkekwalice6167 You did not use enough holy oil...
i was struck by a realization listening to this just now: i had a surgery which implanted a plastic ring into my cornea to keep it from deforming (keratoconus).
I HAVE BEEN AUGMENTED. PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH.
@Jaceareeno praise the omnissiah!
There's no certainty in flesh but death
huh interesting, do you have any side effects? I got cross-linking surgery for keratoconus which should stop it from progressing
@Jaceareenoas a med Student i can tell you on the icu its quite common that a pacemaker makes shuting of the mashines to allow death quite difficult
I thought this read you had Kerry Katona implanted in you. You poor sod.
My favorite part of the song has to be the deep revving in the background.
it reminds me of some other song but i can't put my finger on it!
Makes me wonder what an idling Titan's engine sounds like
saatkraehen bladerunner 2049
@@Saatkraehen I think it reminds me of Vega Core or Mastermind from DOOM 2016
Sounds like a form of electric motor? It doesn’t have the same qualities as a combustion engine
our* personal use.
we are one in steel and wire
@@dutch1641 Laves of steel washes over us brothers, purifying us, making us, anew.
@@sleipnirodin2881 what's your favorite brand of toaster
well said... brother.
yes comrade
I work for Microsoft Tech Support and i regularly suggest playing this as a last resort for customers.
Based
When I started playing Mechanicus, I started bowing to my laptop whenever I turned it on or off, as a funny internal joke because I was into the adpetus mechanicus' lore and all.
Then I started caressing the steering wheel of the car, as a thank-you for taking me places. I started talking to my bike. Convincing my phone to run a taxing app.
Before long, my respectful bow to my laptop started to become routine. I was actually glad I did it.
Then it became a ritual. I genuinely bow to it now, to thank its processing power for the work I do and entertainment I consume. Machinery around me now is treated with respect and care. I clean my laptop every Saturday morning, and I'm just short of humming a hymn to the machine spirit within while doing so.
Praise the Omnissiah.
-The begining of the Adeptus Mechanicus 2021 colorized
Praise the omnissiah and the machine spirits.
I feel like this will become a norm when more intelligent AI will be common.
The Imperium to come needs you, Techpriest, bring your seals we have a Galaxy to conquer
Machines are made to serve those of flesh, of biomatter, I will not let some glorified Mk LXI Strategic Command System rule over me.
Just noticed the real perfection of her mechanical beauty: the joints on her wings are pizza cutters. _FROM THE BITES OF HUNGER, PIZZA PROTECT US_
you buffoon. you baboon. you primitive organic flesh pile. those are raxial flux motors given to this incarnation of the omnissiah by the God emperor as part of deal, each offering 670hp to fully actuate the wings. every joint has at least two of these, to give this incarnation the power to lift several tonnes with no effort
I can't do designs like this anymore, not sense I learned about armor and the wings oh gods the wings. . . So stupid
@@asherroodcreel640 tfw a design choice just breaks your suspension of disbelief... it's a feeling I know well. It hurts the med nerd side of me to see wings attaching to a body in the same place as another limb's shoulder. That's just not anatomy!
@@asherroodcreel640 then time to create a design that's more grounded to reality but still accomplished the same fictitious goal.
@@WingMaster562 I KNOW
From the weakness of the mind, Omnissiah save us
From the lies of the Antipath, circuit preserve us
From the rage of the Beast, iron protect us
From the temptations of the Fleshlord, silica cleanse us
From the ravages of the Destroyer, anima shield us
From this rotting cage of biomatter
Machine God set us free
All hail the Void Dragon!
@@Smaug84 Void Dragon is the next form of reaper evolution and collectors are his servants XD
I only just now realised that is referencing the chaos gods
@@blockhead134 I'm amazed I never clocked that before now
How do I sign up?
This will be the national anthem for the first cyborg and ai nation.
You can cite me in 2137.
Cheers.
2137
Global empire*
Mars IS currently inhabitit only by robots.
@@swordbrethrenmordred1230 The Omnisiah is already there \o/
>2137
I see what you did there
The flesh is weak, but the Machine is immortal.
hail to the great machine god.. hail to the Omnissiah
Vulcan or any perpetual would disagree :)
Mozoto I would choose death over living as a xeno
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THE FLESH IS WEAK
THE IRON ON THE HIP IS BIG
When your ancient PC runs Necromunda: Hired Gun on high settings without any lag.
How
@@techpriest7060 The Omnissiah.
@@bobbytonson5890 truly they have been blessed
Depending on how ancient, if you live in the 40th century and your PC is from the 39th century, it's obviously going to work, as it should, when its only job is to serve the living.
it's cus o' da powa of WAAAAAGH! o' course! Ya jus gotta belive it would run 'ard enuf, and it will! Dese toaster gits don 'now wat dey're on about!
A relative dropped a portable hard drive from my desk. I did not realize the damage done as it did not show up as much two days ago. At this 3rd day the degradation was too much and through the wisdom of the Omnissiah I started playing this and am able to transfer my files onto a new drive. Praise the Omnissiah.
I played this to my toaster. It now roams free spreading the word of the omnissiah
The new canon stories from BSG looking lit
Great Brother, watch a close eye on your toasting device as the whispering rumors foretold that the Priest of Adeptus Mechanicus are... Notorious for mating with the toasting device.
Heretic, we all know that the intelligent machine is not part of the Ommnissiah's plan!
@@chaosagent_0106 As the holy scriptures of Panem Libro Calefacientis preach, "MaKe PeNiS iNtO rObOt".
@@orthranus3352 Thats why i stuff brainmatter into my appliances !
*When your mod ridden stalker runs without crashing.*
Blessed be this grace from the omnissiah
As my machine for personal use has impoved exponentially and the capacity to mod STALKER has been finally unlocked, I am forced to ask for recomendations and advices.
@@johanninferus4845 I'd suggest you give Anomaly a try, It's a free standalone modpack built off Call of Pripyat. It's got the whole map from all three games and some additional areas that previously were lore only. The mod has a massive story and It has tons of options for tweaking the difficulty from small things like if you need to be sleepy in order to sleep to major things like how much stores overcharge you for basic necessities like water and ammo.
@@theelusivepyroshark5119 Yes, Anomaly is gud, I like it cause I can actualy play as Clear Sky lol
When your normal stalker runs without crashing
Truly, one must be greatly bless't by the Omnissiah for such a thing!
Omnissiah be praised!
I’m gonna use this to fall asleep. Hopefully I dream of mechanical sheep
Nice reference, android...
@@KaiTakApproach A Man of Iron? *DESTROY IT!!! THE OMNISSIAH WILLS IT!!! THE MACHINE GOD DEMANDS IT!!!*
@@KaiTakApproach I'm glad someone else caught that too haha 😂
Hi! A certain Rick Deckard was asking for you, he seemed like a *very* nice guy.
Mentioning such Heretical texts is not wise in front of Omnisaiah.
Everybody gangsta until the cathedral starts humming in the background
And everybody's blaspheming until church starts walking
You woke up the god-machine.
The Titan rises to walk once more.
When your cathedral has a 5,5 gigawatt plasma reactor, voidshields, and a macrocannon with coaxial vulcan megabolter
In the US Navy, we have but a handful of ships from a bygone era that, if absolutely necessary, could theoretically be pressed into service. HOWEVER, the amount of sailors on hand that know how to operate these venerable behemoths are so few that they are in essence closer to lostech. Even more so, replacement parts for the engines and guns are either in museums and simply aren't in production anymore. If these old dreadnoughts and battleships were pressed into service, the crew would need to regularly pray to the ships spirit to keep it going after having been dormant for decades.
We might just have a wonderful Mechanicus moment where we don't have any idea how the tech works and just have to hope we can keep it going.
This is absolute masterclass looping for the song. I started to listen to it while playing Minecraft and before I knew it I had built an entire Titan Forge and has listened to the whole thing without realizing. Thanks for making this one, vro.
OlweCalmcacil This music truly is The Omnissiah’s gift to us all
Really appreciate the kind words, happy you enjoyed it.
@BigphilyB yes
@BigphilyB yesn't
Bless the Omnissiah
Ave Machina, Omnissiah,
Hallowed be thy Flame.
Thy pistons surge, Thy weapons purge,
On distant worlds, as on Mars.
Give us this day our daily Oil,
And forgive us our organics,
As we forgive those who are unaugmented.
And lead us not into error, but deliver us from malfunction,
For thine is the Engine, the Servo, and the Gearbox,
Forever and Ever,
Ave.
That is GOOD.
Omfg that is amazing! XD I'm gonna use this in my 40K roleplaying game.
I'm stealing lol.
@@Mygg_Jeager You cannot steal it. It is a prayer to the Omnissiah, free to all who would partake of the Machine God's benefaction. Take it and go in grace, brother. May your gears stay true and your oil be bountiful.
@@ToozdaysChild thank you, brother in spirit. Now my mortal shell can server to the will of the machine well.
Adeptus Mechanicum Seraph Waifu? This is good.
hell yeah it is.
Sisters of battle saint celestine
Mechanicus *BIG TIDDY ROBO WAIFU*
Be sure to distribute the holy oils.
I have oiled my robes.
For real, why is she so dang thicc? The only mention of a mechanicus lady this lithe is Adept Zeth
When you learn to read Assembly code and you know how to use it for complex projects:
Recorded in the holy cathedral of Angoulême, France, giving us first the primal but no less essential electro music, and now a masterpiece to praise the Omnissiah.
I can agree with you. Asian parents are cold!
The daft punks are apostle of the blessed machine
Listening to this I can just imagine as the Opportunity rover enters machine heaven.
I honestly looked up the Opportunity Rover because of so many comments like this. ;-;
Same. The Red Planet is a resting place for many machines that explored on behalf of mankind. From ancient Mars 2 and Viking all the way to Opportunity. Let us hope they will withstand harsh martian conditions just a little more - long enough for us to reach them.
@@tech-adeptzeth1648 And when we eventually do, they'll be preserved, and archived as memorials to our early explorations of the planet.
These comments make me want to appease the machine spirit
What a brave little toaster
The tragic irony of the machine cult is that behind that busty angelic iron form is several disgusting emaciated bundles of flesh, re-sheathed nerves and now vestigial sinew.
We're pain not removed from the brain and cerebral wafers not slathered over the frontal cortex to process the feedback the existence of this woman would be one of unending pain and existential despair for 100s of years possibly thousands.
So pretty big improvement for 40k standards.
Praise the machine god.
PRAISE
any hole's a goal, even a mechanical one
You dare speak of flesh confinements such as pain! You think omnisiah knows not of our limitations! You wish to be a true priest you shall not dwell on such matters.
This is such beautiful poetry. honestly
The older ones upload their minds over time as their brains decay, turning into AI like the ship of Theseus.
What I did: **unplug and replug**
My grandparents:
they simply can not comprehend the ancient and sacred ritual of calming and giving new spark to machine spirits.. the Omnissiah knows all, comprehends all.. blessings brother
Hmph. Your grandparents are probably masters of the primordial sacred art of resuscitating a machine's spirit aka slapping the sh1t outta TVs, radios, washing machines...etc, however ever since technology became more flat and fragile they got scared of utilizing such primordial psychic might out of fear crushing the puny spirit of the modern machine. Our elders are merely holding back! They're too powerful for this era.
My granny was on lifesupport machine. Played this for her and now she supports that machine
Lol fuck man! This one got me :p
The moment I listened to this while writing code, I have never encountered any errors since. Praise the Omnissiah the Machine god
A blessing
Wait are you serious?
@@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 YES, the Omnissiah Provides
@@markusreizer4381 then I shall replace my eyes for GoPros instantly and start praying to the Omnissiah when writing my Python script
@@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 Yes- I have yet to find an error that this lowly techpriest cannot fix.
Me clicking on the video: Ah 40k music, sweet..
Me clicking off the video: "Hail the Omnissiah".
As The Machine God intended.
But.... why then would you ever turn it off? 🤔
Surely, it would be more logical to insure the looping of the track so that it runs in perpetua.
I've been listening to this for almost a month straight. It's such an amazing song, and it evens allows my Internet to run faster.
Omnissiah be PRAISED!
OMG yes it does! Omnissiah be praised!
It runs faster cause she's in red.
-Notanork
@@Hickabooboo adeptus orcs? I buy.
@@TheNeska3 adaptus orks would be op, beculse they think it will work and it is going to work dont matter how ridicilus the design may be.
what do you think of the soundtrack in general?
I barely can express myself in words how good this is. It is so empowering, almost healing in some kind of way...
The omnissah is with us
I was today years old when I realized its not just fiction created to sell toys
I can hear the healing tone, but moreso a foreboding harrowing theme. Like it carries the weight of what they've done to themselves.
Forsake your cage of flesh and bone, and be saved forever.
Best game soundtrack ever !
Go out into the streets, the markets, and the public places; go there, and look upon the faces of humanity. Does fatigue not shadow their eyes? Do burdens not weigh down their shoulders? Pain grips their hearts, brothers, for they know not the Omnissiah's love. The softness of flesh is the root of its cruelty, for the trials of life are best resisted with the tenacity of steel. So go unto them, my brethren, and let there be no doubt. Go now, and speak of the Quest for Knowledge. Tell them that the Omnissiah protects, that the machine is a friend to all. Spread these words to every corner, for knowledge is sweet divinity itself, of which each and every one deserves to drink deeply.
so apparently the police don't like it when you do this
@@leroijinkins7788 The police are heretics.
@@Kotoy1 The police are agents of the false god emperor and his inquisition.
@@Mygg_Jeager oi oi stop that you heretic, you got a license for that, else I'm gonna have to write you up to the Marshal
"for knowledge is sweet divinity itself, of which each and every one deserves to drink deeply." that's next level man
Man this sounds incredible with my bass turned up.
The humming just goes through my entire body.
So satisfying.
As a soon to be Gunsmith, I shall be playing this during my classes and when I actually begin machining metals and carving wood furniture for the weapons I create. Praise be the Omnissiah.
Listening to WH40K music while gunsmithing lessons. Whole class watches as you emplete construction of fully functional Bolter...
@@The0Stroy The Bolter is the easy part. Scratch built manufacture of thine holy shells to feed the Bolter are the tricky part (very complex munitions).
And once that's been managed, you can't stop there. Because you are morally obligated to then create a fully functional chainsword.
You know... to complete the set.
@jeremyhess7977 I will be keeping that in mind definitely.
(meanwhile, in the imperium) "Hun? Where's our toaster?" "The Mechanicus was here earlier..." "Oh. Oh.... Oh by the Emperor...."
Sickness has plagued my respiratory unit for days now. Even the strongest supplements available only delay its worst. It has only recently begun loosening its grasp on me, which I have attributed to my new listening apparatuses. Thank you, O Holy Omnissiah… This prison of flesh binds my power.
Flesh is the prison to the soul
Yeah! Get more augmentations before the flesh kills you!
When I got my first graphics card, I played this while unboxing it, watching tutorials on installation, and testing it. It was my first time installing a graphics card and the machine spirit blessed me with life and power.
When it's in noise canceling earbuds it's kinda overwhelming. The ponderous thunder of a Deafening machine voice, raising it's deep pitch in seemingly random swells, rolls beneath my anxious mind like a colossal ocean wave
Hi, babydoll.
The earth is a shatterd rock. Your planet is without oxygen, and knowledge of a bright past is lost. But you and your community still live because of one thing. The Machine. It was but a matter of time before it became a god for all of you.
Me to my friends: “Wanna hear a giant servo chant?”
after listening to this once my computer keeps having issues where it will turn itself on and begin chanting in high gothic when im not in the room
Doesn’t sound like an issue to me
Praise the Omnissiah for your cogitator has achieved optimal performance!
NOT.BUG;FEATURE
nah that aint a problem bro mine does that aswell
“Perform the sacred rite!”
*Blows into N64 cartridge*
I feel like i am being converted to believe in omnissiah ........
"... I am already saved,
for the machine is immortal.
Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah."
Is that not the purpose of this song and so many of the comments along with it?
Even in the deepest darkness, give devotion to the Omnissiah, for there He is needed most.
-Gathalamorians 71.30
K and black is sus
Even in death, our duty is not complete. - The Lives of the Logic-Saints, Psalm 61
Blessings of the Omnissiah
@NieDla Islamu HERETIC!!
That techpriest looking extra thicc
ADEPTUS THICCANICUS
Augmentus MAXIMUS
Weird because I'd assume the tits would be the first to go. As if a techpriest would produce a child outside of a test tube or nurse it herself.
My thighs are augmented.
Do not fall to Slaanesh
Perfect soundtrack for reading scientific papers and working in chemistry lab.
Working to advance human species and being a part of something bigger than yourself feels really nice.
My vision in my right eye is kinda foggy, if technology develops enough within my lifetime I intend to replace it so I can see in wider electromagnetic spectrum.
Cybernetics :)
I will absolutly become a cybernetics Junkie as soon as it us possible
The motive force is in all things.
Such a unique and enchanting sound it's like nothing I've heard before but also strangely familiar
These deep sounds are actually something you could kind of hear like that in a cathedral if you get to hear the right piece. The really large organs have pipes so large the sound is so deep you cannot hear it anymore, but feel it resonating in your bones. I one got to hear one of those in the cathedral of colonge. That monster makes you feel the musik in your teeth. Absolutely insane and not something you could ever replicate.
When I hear this I picture hearing it eminating down a long dark hallway bathed in green light, the ceiling high above, the walls black and sleek, with almost circuit-like hyrogliphs, leading out into a great chamber, where thousands of part-human, part-machine humanoids clad only in rags and scrap metal, holding a glowing green light, all pray in unison, moving as one, like a surging current to a giant metal behemoth centred in the middle of this cavernous hall, bowed and still, but a deep drone eminating from inside it, almost like its praying alongside them, the bass of its "voice" gently rumbling every inch of floor as it utters a language only those who live under it's still, yet alive, gaze could understand.
This video is full of beautiful comments - but yours might be the most brilliant comment of all. Thank you for sharing this gift with us, Brother. From now on, I will envision our iron cathedrals while I pray.
Omnissiah bless you stranger, the flesh is weak but the Machine is Immortal.
Toll the Great Bell Once!
Pull the Lever forward to engage the piston and Pump...
Toll the Great Bell Twice!
With push of Button fire the Engine and spark Turbine into life...
Toll the Great Bell Thrice!
Sing Praise to the God of All Machines
To purge the holy Cogitator of tech-daemons and system maleficence, striketh the rune of power
Recite the Holy Canticle of the Machine, Pray for the spirit of the machine as it cycles down,
Intoning the Words Of Restoration, Striketh again the rune of power,
Recite again the Holy Canticle of the Machine, Pray for the the spirit of the machine as it cycles up,
Should the tech-daemons and system maleficence be purged, praise the Omnissiah and give thanks to the Machine God's mercy,
Should The tech-daemons and system maleficence persist and continue to bedevil the holy Cogitator, they must be purged,
To purge the holy Cogitator of tech-daemons and system maleficence, striketh the rune of power...
@@weldonwin ah yes the holy tech priest chant of " turn it off and on again till it works" a classic indeed
@@zebediahwickman725 Yeah but this is the shortened version, you may use it only twice before invoking the wrath of the machine spirit
Why does my brother Ferrus like this so much?
Peturabo is cooler
Because *Flesh is weak, WEEAAK!*
VULKAN LIVES!!!!! BLESSED BE THE EMPORER!!! The time of the Salamanders has finally come!!!
@@GiggsTheWanderer Now that's some serious heresy right there.
*Lights the heavy flamer and pulls out the meltagun*
@@Legion7734 easy small one! We must allow one to address their opinion! NOEZ MATTAH HOWZ WRONG IT IZ!!!
I love how this can play in the background for literal hours and I barely get bored of it. Truly a masterpiece of an ost.
Listening to this while studying for an exam on databases for next monday. Oh Omnissiah, give me guidance to understand the Sacred Machines, help your childrens in the darkest hours.
Btw it worked i got 30/30 with congratulations from the professor THE OMNISSIAH PROTECTS!
@@Pr0vidence555 Praise the Omnissiah brother!
My toaster listend to the frequency this was being transmitted on... now it's singing praise to the Omnissiah and stealing all the other house appliances
Joseph! I didn't expect to find you here!
"From the weakness of the mind, Omnissiah save us
From the lies of the Antipath, circuit preserve us
From the rage of the Beast, iron protect us
From the temptations of the Fleshlord, silica cleanse us
From the ravages of the Destroyer, anima shield us
From this rotting cage of biomatter
Machine God set us free"
Oh and you very thicc too.
Antipath - Tzeentch
Beast - Khorne
Fleshlord - Slaanesh
Destroyer - Nurgle
@Inquisitor Chomag of the Ordo Malleus deep
It is chaos
Damn... I would replace my body with metal machines, just to see this THICC METAL A-
I am sorry, Omnissiah, for I have sinned. Please forgive me.
++++Immortal Omnissiah, hear our prayers
We are your children, pious scholars of the Path of the Machine
We prize knowledge above all else, for it is your eternal gift upon mankind
We aspire to the blessed form of the machine, and ascension through technology, that we might emulate your glory
Sheltered by steel, and protected by your avatars of war, we ply the stars in search of your lost gifts to our kind
Machine God, watch over us in our travels, shield us with metal and lightning. For the universe is an uncaring void, and the Warp hungers for us all.+++++
Your prayers fall on deaf ears child.
You are nothing but a pawn to the dragon's game.
You hide in ignorance, destroying knowledge in sake of your false faith.
You slice off your humanity, using failing technology, then chase false hopes for your dying Empire.
Soon the dragon will awaken, consuming what's left your souls, leaving you nothing but a forgotten Empire like all that came before.
@@mrcryptek2090 do you know how the warp works?
I have a feeling that the omnissiah will become a IRL cult someday, & they will have a banging sound track to cult out too. Praise the Omnissiah!
I am more than certain it already exists, if we could only find it
@@alexoakley7144 There are stories from U.S. Navy warships where certain systems are so arcane and temperamental that the crew's attempts to fix them get a little cultish and things that shouldn't work and are certainly not in the manual just do. But this is all from the rumor mill of sleep-deprived sailors.
@@crowe6961 we just need to find a unified, group cult that we can all go to for meetings or some crap
@@alexoakley7144 I think it would be great if there was an online forum for this, using technology to unite cultists from all over the world despite a full in-person gathering of everyone being likely impossible
It's called Scientology
I'll be honest, I was listening to this for like 16 minutes before I realized that it was looped.
When you won against cheater in competitive ranked multiplayet games.
*OMNISSIAH PROTECTS!*
Yes yes I do
@Solve Everything why do you think I’m just playing video games for 10 millennia I wonder what you guys been up to perhaps inventing technology that will finally let you guys explore the multi-verse
MOMMY MECHANICUS!
XTRA THICCC
MAKE PAENIS INTO ROBOT
Will she give me tendies though?
@@Esoteric_5075ism toasted ones maybe
I never seen infact a female mechanicus and she does look qutie pretty as that armor its quite well made and nice!
This makes me wanna cry. I absolutely physically feel the blessing of Omnissiah.And i'm not joking. This music is godlike.
We all feel it. Let us ascend into the Machine together.
@@apt-get2587 Brother... I know that there are no gods. But setual feeling and mind power leads me to immortal path of the Machine God. I'm glad that I'm not alone. Bless You.
The OST is phenomenal, really captures the essence of Omnissiah. And the game isn't bad either.
@@oz_jonesthe game is really nice, the sound, especially soundtrack just another world! Best soundtrack ever made, pure genius!
played this at work and the factory got up and walked into battle.
the fleash might be weak because mechanicus mommy got me acting stupid.
The melodic singing from the titan is awe inspiring. It's as if it's giving thanks and praise as well.
When you are copypasting other people's code into your own while having zero idea how it works.
I choose to believe that this is playing inside a Titan as it marches to battle. The deep bass revving in the background is a combination of it walking and the machine spirit rejoicing.
The litany of the cherubim is quiet and comforting as you stride into your sanctuary. Turning on the wall spanning, RGB set-up is a motion detecting servitor, of which consecrates your Promethium-cooled 12 core Relic CPU and Old Night's finest STC, the NVidium Locus; a truly remarkable piece from the golden age of humanity. You give the boot order to the humbled servitor. His servos sharp, excited tones indicated a fractal of excitement. A capsule on the wall sparks and flickers to life, the psyker inside, now prodded and goaded into its tormented service. A plate on the outside, low to the floor and frozen over by coolant reads; "Gaben" in low Gothic. He was a true friend to you in the distant past, the time of flesh, but now a mere power supply to your unassailable, domineering powerhouse of a cogitator. Now, streaming to the NooSphere in every corner of the Segmentum Solar, you begin your recordings like every other...
"Hello, it is me! Markiplier!!"
This game just hits you from the start. Magnificent sound design.
Listening too this for studying for my final exams of my apprenticeship as a industrial mechanic. Machine God guide me through this.
The bass of the song really takes you into the forges of mars
This song is a combination of mystery, hope, fortitude, duty and comfort all in one. Yet, not the kind of comfort one would experience from a cozy log cabin or the crackling of the hearth, but rather, it conveys a fanati-logical outlook unto the infinity of space and time, the void surrounding us, and the iron blanket that the Omnissiah provides in our everlasting search for purpose and adventure.
Also thicc mommy mechanicus.
I unironically play this whenever I work on my PC, adding or removing parts. Works a charm
to be pure is to be machine. if we are machine, the machine spirit may grace us with its presence, we may give it lodging in our unworthy vessels. praise be to the Omnissiah
This might be my favorite Soundtrack of all time. I bought the game and soundtrack mostly because of this.
For me it was this trick and noosphere. The organ is just too good
I imagine this being the music to a procession, lead by the pictured Mechanicus Priestess, inside a massive mechanical crypt, buried deep side Mars to either retrieve some relic or to award some hero. It fits so well.
Man, I haven't play Warhammer 40K and I'm not even planning to do so, but this soundtrack is just gorgeous.
I found this on a similar video and i started to believe in Omnissiah.
This guy had a shitty day and he just finished the reports of his job(which he said it was really hard) he somehow poured hot coffee on the laptop and the laptop bursted into flames. As he rushingly poured water to stop the fires the realization hit.
The reports.
He ran to a technician and technician said "Dont keep your hopes up" or something like that. Luckily this guy was a Warhammer fan and as the technician dissambled the laptop to get the hard drive out he prayed "Oh Greath Omnissiah. Help me. "
The Omnissiah listened. The harddrive was undamaged.
Edit: My headphones were having some hard time running. This god sent hymn came to my mind. I kid you not the buzzing sound and little tingering sounds went away at like 5th minute. Today 5/11/2024. Great Omnissiah has provided me with much needed aid for my equipment.
Praise be to Omnissiah.
Literally got a seemingly dead computer to power on the other day with this playing, the Omnissiah made the machine spirit happy and rose it from it's slumber.
Guess it's time to develop a robot mistress fetish
I smell heretical thoughts.
@@swordbrethrenmordred1230 it will be worth the punish FOR THE OMINSSIAH!
Slaanesh?
I've been wanting glados to step on me since 2011
@@swordbrethrenmordred1230 okay, now I can't get the image of inquisitors running around like the "I smell pennies" guy out of my head.
I leave my flesh behind for it has served its purpose. I leave my human life behind not as a sacrafice but as a treasure to be protected. For within me lives a mortals hopes and dreams of endless tomorrows. I honor them and speak of them in my soul. With this i bind myself to the blessed machine. For knowledge is the currency of the universe. My God Emperor Omnissiah cleanse me like polished steel and i shall continue my journey to your great vision. For the machine is immortal.
I love the little ratchet turning sound after bar 37 😁 The little touches to make hymnodical music sound mechanical are perfect.
time?
@@TheMylittletony the first one is at 1:21
I cant unhear this now and i love it
My PC was struggling to download something, so I played this through my phone as a joke, and I swear to the Omnissiah, it was downloading faster.
*PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH*
Guillame David made a truly wonderful OST.
With that said, the image in this video makes it look like this Techpriestess is from Hedon. And honestly, I don't hate that. 'cause Hedon is tight, even though every lady in that game has hips like a fertility goddess. (it's a pretty interesting design aesthetic)