Kevin Bridges Navy Seals Joke Went Straight Over Obama's Head | The Jonathan Ross Show

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  • @billybabu
    @billybabu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    One of the few genuinely funny comedians around today.
    Naturally gifted with funny bones.
    Aye.

    • @Amy-xw1mn
      @Amy-xw1mn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So so true.

  • @jordanholliday9163
    @jordanholliday9163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    “You learned Spanish didn’t you”
    “Oui”
    I fucking buckled 😂

  • @girthybrowns4489
    @girthybrowns4489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    “I’ve never tasted an avocado until I had a DVD released” 😂👌🏼

    • @johnsmith-wx5fb
      @johnsmith-wx5fb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1.50 for 2. 75p each.

    • @dtulip1
      @dtulip1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have the mental image of him spitting it straight back out and ranting about how gross it is :D

    • @daemonicstar
      @daemonicstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dtulip1 he probably had it deep fried.

    • @girthybrowns4489
      @girthybrowns4489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      daemonicstar LOL!

    • @Iazzaboyce
      @Iazzaboyce 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnsmith-wx5fb I might buy 3 - how much will that be?

  • @junglebrov
    @junglebrov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Looks like Jonathan Ross has finally got the hang of this. No interrupting or trying to outdo or embarrass his guest. Good interview.

    • @ben_mac8670
      @ben_mac8670 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's a tit of the highest order,
      Awful interviewer!

    • @soila3914
      @soila3914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Johnathan knows not to push him to much or Kevin could do a segment of him for his next show. 😂ask poor Danny

  • @robsmith7567
    @robsmith7567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "The great British re-wire" that was fucking hilarious 😂😂

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought he said wee wire, but re-wire sounds more sensible

  • @Bucketheadhead
    @Bucketheadhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    Danny Dyer sitting in the background thinking “I really am a pricks prick” and smiles

    • @musefan12345
      @musefan12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      First thing I thought of when I saw him 😂
      “I am outside Ibrox on old firm day, and I’m not afraid to admit, I am FACKIN shakin’”

    • @djp9155
      @djp9155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Can't say I follow Danny Dyer's career or life, but the little I do know, he comes across as down to earth and probably would have been one of the first to laugh about it. One thing most working class Brits do well, self depreciating and laughing at ourselves. It's middle class uni grads that struggle with it.

    • @TheKevgray1
      @TheKevgray1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Navy seals are not as good as light blue seals

    • @SuperSlainer
      @SuperSlainer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Absolutely 😂😂😂😂

    • @Bucketheadhead
      @Bucketheadhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DJ P Aye, you’re right pal. When you’re a stig you need to be able to laugh at yourself .

  • @pakfurious8212
    @pakfurious8212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    He needs Netflix show

    • @chrisneedham5803
      @chrisneedham5803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No, keep him a secret

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      netflix can get fucked, tbh

    • @stronglifestyletv
      @stronglifestyletv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      tes l stay here to get next the same you too

    • @whatfruit7965
      @whatfruit7965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the new thing for big name comedians is not to put anything out on DVD and just do live shows. What's the point of putting your material out if some cunt is going to upload it on to the internet for free.

  • @bluesoulsession
    @bluesoulsession 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    The story he tells on Would I lie To You about whether or not he accidentally bought a horse is hysterical! 🤣

    • @KakaCat99
      @KakaCat99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's the funniest n best episode ever!

    • @albahereandnow
      @albahereandnow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂 I know!

    • @IvanToshkov
      @IvanToshkov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm from Bulgaria, but I didn't sell him the horse!

    • @boredweegie553
      @boredweegie553 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was a donkey.

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@boredweegie553 Pretty sure it was a counterfeit horse.

  • @Meeckle
    @Meeckle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    I really love that he doesn't dilute his accent too much.

    • @kevinchappell3694
      @kevinchappell3694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don’t think he can......🤔🤭🇨🇦

    • @davgpol
      @davgpol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Kevin Chappell Scots sometimes speak slower to make themselves more understood

    • @MultiSpazzo
      @MultiSpazzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Trust me he's diluting it pal. A fellow weedgie knows

    • @fasteddie406
      @fasteddie406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That is diluted quite a lot the amount of Scots/Glasgow words used and the speed is slow, I live in West Midlands and know if I talk at pace I will only have to repeat slower so its natural for Scots who travel or live outside Scotland to tame their accent.

    • @yobhsiFehT
      @yobhsiFehT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, personally, I think he has JUST enough lol Any weedgier, and my American ears would be like, “Fuckit 🤷🏼‍♂️”, but this I can manage 😜😂

  • @garylake1676
    @garylake1676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Long live the role of the comedian in life, without the ability to laugh at itself, society will never hear the truth, and Kevin Bridges is a true exponent of one of lives great gifts.

  • @rodgeyd6728
    @rodgeyd6728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    " she's a civilian " 😁

  • @isabellejeakins5526
    @isabellejeakins5526 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He is a brilliant story teller and social commentator. And funny to boot!

  • @georgecowe869
    @georgecowe869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    What a brilliant comedian he is, never stopped laughing the whole time he was talking. LMAO.

  • @CarMad97ci
    @CarMad97ci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Kevin bridges is the funniest young comedian I’ve ever seen

  • @theycallmemrboombastic6870
    @theycallmemrboombastic6870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Haha Danny dyer there, even although kev called him the pricks prick

    • @markoneill8188
      @markoneill8188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol I'm sure Danny can take a joke I hope he can lolol

    • @stuarthay1
      @stuarthay1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mark Oneill who cares. Not as if he’s well ard

    • @johnsmith-wx5fb
      @johnsmith-wx5fb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      His best routine

    • @garyconway9514
      @garyconway9514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was thinking the same thing mate 🤣🤣

    • @steviegti3680
      @steviegti3680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mark Oneill Same

  • @patricecomedy
    @patricecomedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Amazing to see him on the Jonathan Ross show lol. He's truly a made man now. I'm happy for him 👍

    • @chopperhehehe
      @chopperhehehe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I second this comment
      👍👍👍😜🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦄🎣😁🤞✌️

    • @craigmcgougan
      @craigmcgougan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hes been on loads of times was even on the bbc version of the show , hes been a made man for a while now

    • @AlfieDino
      @AlfieDino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is 2 yrs old tho btw

    • @LiveMusicOntario
      @LiveMusicOntario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I haven't seen his material of the last half year or so but if he keeps at the stories of being a roustabout from Glasgow, it's going to wear thin quickly. Canada has (had) Russell Peters, who sold out both The Apollo and Madison Square Gardens. His schtick was being a South Asian in Canada, mocking the blend of cultures, the accent, his father trying to fit in to suburban Toronto. Over and over, every appearance.
      It was cringy like the generation before, when some black comedians couldn't get past telling stories to white audiences about being black. Nothing topical or relatable. Now, I don't know anybody personally who has brought up the name Russell Peters in about 5 years.

    • @Nickbaldeagle02
      @Nickbaldeagle02 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's a regular on Wossy.

  • @scottlawson1800
    @scottlawson1800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    this was like a interview from the old days of chat shows, no loaded questions or fun games, just one to one funny chat

  • @che8873
    @che8873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I was struggling quite a bit to understand his accent at the beginning but he still cracked me up like nobody else. Now, I think I finally got the hang of it and can appreciate him at the fullest

    • @favouritemoon4133
      @favouritemoon4133 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love people making the effort. He's worth it.

    • @dallasreid5776
      @dallasreid5776 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can translate for you😂

  • @JackFranco95
    @JackFranco95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I went up to Glasgow to watch his show live from Essex, brilliant comedian

    • @booker0110
      @booker0110 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If he was live in Essex why did you go to Glasgow to watch him?

    • @JackFranco95
      @JackFranco95 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@booker0110 Missus is Glaswegian, she got it for me for either an Xmas or birthday present (can’t remember at the time) and there was no shows by me at the time lol

  • @andrewryan7107
    @andrewryan7107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    I love Kevin. Danny Dyer must've felt awkward knowing he's been demolished on stage by him before lol

    • @weetonywatt9374
      @weetonywatt9374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      “It’s all kicking off” 😂😂😂

    • @TheRicksta87
      @TheRicksta87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You mean Malcom? 🤣 Keith Lemon roasts him as well. Danny Dyer ‘The Prick’s Prick’ 👏🏻

    • @oldskoolraver2067
      @oldskoolraver2067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @GoneGirl2605
      @GoneGirl2605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Omg, it was funny though. I bet Danny either kicked off or laughed his ass off.

    • @sjohnston4272
      @sjohnston4272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      ''Can i be your friend?''

  • @cdh79
    @cdh79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    At my former company (in the Netherlands) i had a Scottish colleague, and whenever he called in, we couldn't understand him... so we just asked him to send a mail instead.
    ..in around 50% we didn't understand what he was writing either..
    having said that, i understood about 98% of what Kevin said here, while in his stand-ups it's about 85%..
    not too bad for a non-native English speaker i think..

    • @James-st9uu
      @James-st9uu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In England they speak English, in Wales they speak Welsh and in Scotland they speak Gibberish.

    • @NJD_98
      @NJD_98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@James-st9uu It's weird. England is the only country where the people can't speak their own language.

    • @James-st9uu
      @James-st9uu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NJD_98 Scotland is not England....

    • @brianbru
      @brianbru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@James-st9uu In Scotland the ones you don't understand speak Scots(roughly 1.5m{Mostly far far Northern} of 5million Scots) - which isn't Gaelic, isn't English, isn't anything but Scots. The rest of us speak English with an accent. I don't understand how English people can't understand the accent when you have accents like Newcastle and Liverpool down there. People in glass houses, pal.

    • @James-st9uu
      @James-st9uu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brianbru It was only banter, I have never come across a Scot who I havent been able to understand.

  • @maureennewman905
    @maureennewman905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Doesn’t change regardless of success , still one of us x

  • @jaspertickler1831
    @jaspertickler1831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Have you still got my ACDC T-Shirt?", love this guy

  • @rorythered
    @rorythered 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This guy really is a very likeable comic and he's found like a new sense of confidence recently, he is going to take over the UK. Very clever guy, incredibly funny at the same time.

  • @jimmy31hendrix
    @jimmy31hendrix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Glad to see this dude's back. He should be pumping his content on platforms like Netflix, haven't heard of anyone putting stuff out on DVDs in a while X'D

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this was from 2018, says in the description

    • @jimmy31hendrix
      @jimmy31hendrix 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CaptainAMAZINGGG :(

    • @madzmedia2
      @madzmedia2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah his funniest show is on BBC iPlayer but so many people still haven't seen it and won't bother with BBC. If it went on Netflix I think he would be a lot bigger than he is.

    • @user-pk4sd9dd2w
      @user-pk4sd9dd2w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Probably the funniest guy in the UK right now?

    • @theycallmemrboombastic6870
      @theycallmemrboombastic6870 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Netflix only does American comedians and the odd huge British comedian

  • @BlackAdder665
    @BlackAdder665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm German and for me it is indeed quite hard to understand his accent. But I get used to it and understand more and more. I'd say about 80 % by now. And I think he's brilliant. Definitely extremely likeable chap. I think I would have understood him and give him some water. :-D

    • @-NemoMeImpuneLacessit
      @-NemoMeImpuneLacessit 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just read your entire post in a Jürgen Klopp style accent. Not sure why, but when I realised my inner monologue was giving you an accent I laughed out loud. An actual lol. Cheers.👍

  • @momoes4854
    @momoes4854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Love kevin bridges humour always on point.

  • @LiveMusicOntario
    @LiveMusicOntario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    In grade 8 (~14 years old) in Canada, I would translate for a new school mate from Dundee. The teacher would ask a question, Stu would put up his hand, be acknowledged, stand up like we did back then and answer the question. The teacher just froze with a blank stare, Stu remained standing and the class was dead quiet and the atmosphere awkward.
    I put my hand up, was acknowledged, etc. and offered "I think what Stuart means is.... ." Then I looked at Stu, he said "Aye." The teacher said "Oh, that's right," and history class resumed. I had the best shot at helping out because of growing up with a Glaswegian father and having visited my relatives in Glasgow a few times. But it barely prepared me for the Dundee accent.

    • @Kat-mu8wq
      @Kat-mu8wq 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Stu is lucky he got out thatsrug infested hell hole. 😂 It's now full of people that aren't white, became the most dangerous city in a Scotland (overtaking Glasgow) and has one of the shortest life expectancies

  • @susanbonsor7064
    @susanbonsor7064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This guy got me through lockdown. Hilarious. Respect.

  • @Viceeoff
    @Viceeoff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The way he said avocados 🤣💀

  • @connorohoare7470
    @connorohoare7470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    I’m from Swindon no one wants to come here really

    • @sirkermy
      @sirkermy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's a shit hole, but it's our shit hole.

    • @connorohoare7470
      @connorohoare7470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SirKermy let me shake that little green hand sirkermy

    • @sergeknezevic219
      @sergeknezevic219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm an Australian - I've been to Swindon. It's famous for some big fu*king train in the middle of the city, isn't it? Nationwide Building Society HQ, conceding 100 goals in an EPL season and having the balls to make Paolo Di Canio its manager......I'm right aren't I? See, everyone has something.

    • @connorohoare7470
      @connorohoare7470 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Serge Knezevic big train in the middle of the city? Something tell me someone googled Swindon and just took a guess on a few things ? Am I right ?

    • @sergeknezevic219
      @sergeknezevic219 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@connorohoare7470 Not true......I've been there, honestly I have!

  • @JustMe-mh2pn
    @JustMe-mh2pn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Awww i love him, the Mount Everest of a Comedian

  • @terrimoore7082
    @terrimoore7082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I absolutely adore his accent, don't try to change it Kevin!..LOL

  • @althejazzman
    @althejazzman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I never expected Kevin to do such a good southern English accent.

    • @varrjames186
      @varrjames186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kevin is the master of accents...I love it when he does an American one!

  • @stumbling
    @stumbling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Those lights look a bit hot for a Scotsman.

    • @leonpayne4989
      @leonpayne4989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hes on the beak

    • @janpeternelj2309
      @janpeternelj2309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Got more light in those 10 minutes than in a whole year in Scotland.

    • @azynkron
      @azynkron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He got a severe sunburn

    • @wunnell
      @wunnell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He seemed to suddenly dry up a bit at one point. I assume there was a commercial break and some lackey dabbed him down and powdered him up.

    • @simmiesim321
      @simmiesim321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh and the sun just beams down in England !!!! Ye tit

  • @BenEyre
    @BenEyre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    6:07 for title

  • @mytube001
    @mytube001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "The Great British Rewire" needs to be a real show! :D

    • @mytube001
      @mytube001 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Audrey Buchan Not sure what you're commenting about. I quoted Kevin word for word.

    • @hath6617
      @hath6617 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      mytube001 when you get there, if you run inti any Glasgow Rangers fans you should chant “ooh ah up the RA” as it means ‘up the Rangers’, they appreciate the care taken with their culture

  • @fruitenantcolonel9207
    @fruitenantcolonel9207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I seriously think that whenever Kevin Bridges imitates an English accent, he's imitating Jonathan Ross

    • @adamcruickshank
      @adamcruickshank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If only we’d gotten to see that impression in this clip!

    • @KennethSorling
      @KennethSorling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You mean "Talkin' like a bender"?

    • @musefan12345
      @musefan12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah. It’s some prick from Lemmington Spa

  • @ziggythehero
    @ziggythehero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I've never seen two guys that look so much like how they sound

  • @LKBeatbox
    @LKBeatbox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I have a high level of English for a non native, however, understanding him is not the easiest task to achieve. I'll make it my goal not only to understand but to speak like him too. I'll get there.

    • @charliejim11
      @charliejim11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Go to where he’s from in Glasgow to practice your accent on the locals, I’m sure they’ll love it !

    • @LKBeatbox
      @LKBeatbox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charliejim11 I don't know if this was sarcasm, but I'd really love to lol

    • @1nikg
      @1nikg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LKBeatbox sarcasm or not it's the best way to learn accent.Us Scots are great with foreigners , it's only each other we hate.

    • @annamo9354
      @annamo9354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well the best thing would be to move to Glasgow.

    • @LKBeatbox
      @LKBeatbox 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@1nikg I would definitely love to go tthere my friend. It would 100% be a dream come true

  • @riderskater7248
    @riderskater7248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Never of this guy before but he's very talented. I've met a few Scots here in the states and man are they challenging to understand.

    • @garyreid8082
      @garyreid8082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They funny part is that its challenging for you to understand them whilst I guarantee they are probably really trying to slow down and speak properly and more clearly as they speak to you . Not in any offensive way btw maye we realise people struggle with us and still struggle even when we are really trying kevin in this interview is speaking slowly 😂

  • @soggybottom3463
    @soggybottom3463 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always a pleasure to see "Mr Brrrudges"..magic...👏👏😂😂😂

  • @OdinSmilesRavensLaugh72051
    @OdinSmilesRavensLaugh72051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Poor danny had to sit there and shut it knowing big Kev.I.n shredded him a new
    a$$hole at one point 😂😂😂 love it

    • @jimmyboynottknown7713
      @jimmyboynottknown7713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahaaaa aye the big kev.i.n

    • @alansurgeoner5259
      @alansurgeoner5259 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      remember it well. Danny is the prick's Prick, and the Rangers V Celtic bit. I wondered how Danny or Kev felt when they walked in and saw each other?

  • @deborahwatson2432
    @deborahwatson2432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love Kevin soo much
    The best of Scotland 🥰

  • @johnhiggins8221
    @johnhiggins8221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Had the same issue in Manchester trying to ask for a hot food menu in a wee cafe, the frustration was rippin out me, started saying mad things like bacon "butty" to try and make the woman understand.

    • @ScottishRebel
      @ScottishRebel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      did you not just ask for a bacon roll

    • @johnhiggins8221
      @johnhiggins8221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ScottishRebel I tried that, i tried roll and sausage then sausage roll amongst other things all met with a blank look like i was speaking a foreign language, the cafe was also pretty busy so i wasnt tring to be in there all day trying to get her to understand me so i got pissed off and rage quit the cafe and fucked off back to Scotland

    • @ScottishRebel
      @ScottishRebel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@johnhiggins8221 still remember a mcdonalds in manchester refusing to take my dads scottish money back in 2012

    • @johnhiggins8221
      @johnhiggins8221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ScottishRebel aw don't even get me started on that haha had that issue in Essex years ago in a bar

    • @dcanmore
      @dcanmore 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ScottishRebel sometimes when you say a roll they think those little hard breakfast rolls, no' a big soft bap.

  • @samharding9135
    @samharding9135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I love Kev, he's brilliant. I was also thinking that's what the US forces did with Bin Laden's body before dumping it in to the sea. I can't imagine them standing with their heads bowed in respect.

    • @simpsonplays7296
      @simpsonplays7296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Neither can I, why would you respect someone who killed thousands of your people?

    • @ReggieK-hn1uy
      @ReggieK-hn1uy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Respectful sendoff my arse 😂🤣😂 i bet Kevin Bridges was much closer to what actually happened.

    • @InservioLetum
      @InservioLetum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then you reeeally need to have a look at places like starbucks and facebook. Virtue signaling is their national sport, and they are BEYOND olympic at it. If there's something they can shame you for, they won't stop until even your grandchildren commit seppuku in shame. If even ONE soldier or sailor had done something to the body, someone would leak it, and The View would make such an example of them their last name would become an adjective like Cosby or Mengele.

    • @ReggieK-hn1uy
      @ReggieK-hn1uy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@InservioLetum Wtf are you mumbling on about?

    • @azynkron
      @azynkron 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@simpsonplays7296 ..and all paid for by CIA. The irony.

  • @xxxxOS
    @xxxxOS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    All scottish people have to accommodate the rest of you when we talk. Its exhausting. It's like having to use a certain tone with a dog to get it to do what you want. Lol

    • @smokeyjoe7251
      @smokeyjoe7251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's like teaching toddlers how to pronounce the letter 'r'
      It's not another 'a', it's not a vowel, it's a ruddy consonant
      Consonant (n) : a basic speech sound in which the breath is at least partly obstructed (in this case by the tongue) and which can be combined with a vowel to form a syllable.
      'ah' or 'eh' is not a consonant
      I guess it's just us Scots that know how to use our tongues properly

    • @AmberMarrrie
      @AmberMarrrie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it’s exposure. The more exposure you have to an accent the easier it is to hear. That’s why Americans have so much trouble because their media is mainly American. I find most Aussies can understand most accents. Old mate who served him would probably be a rare occurrence.

    • @xxxxOS
      @xxxxOS 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smokeyjoe7251 We sure do! Lol.

    • @xxxxOS
      @xxxxOS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AmberMarrrie Yeah, Hollywood and even English media rarely cover Scottish accents, there's not that many big Scottish actors in comparison to English/American.

    • @xxxxOS
      @xxxxOS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's kinda like were treated as a minority in some way, like, a Scottish accent in a movie is a bit of a tokenensim, unless it's Trainspotting or a film made in Scotland.

  • @owenhaynes735
    @owenhaynes735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    6:07 Barack Obama story

    • @yerm953
      @yerm953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The real hero

    • @manofeire4945
      @manofeire4945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good man cheers 👍

    • @Yourballix
      @Yourballix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The rest of it was funny so if you’re a cock go straight to 6:07

    • @thomasedmundrichards
      @thomasedmundrichards 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thx dude

    • @telephonic
      @telephonic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TYVM.

  • @RadioSnivins
    @RadioSnivins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Kev's right about us Aussies not having an ear for Scots. The first time I met a school chum's Scottish father he asked me 'who do you love?' My chum had to to translate it to 'where do you live?'

    • @RadioSnivins
      @RadioSnivins 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Orion Yer, well, that's just, like, your opinion, Man.

  • @michaelhogg5796
    @michaelhogg5796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Danny dyer just sitting there thinking 'can i be your friend'

  • @lindavid1975
    @lindavid1975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm from Glasgow - Swindon's a nice place, so are the people.

    • @danielcurtin619
      @danielcurtin619 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love how Swindon is always a punchline 😂 I actually saw Kevin in Swindon Wyvern Theatre, years ago. He was class 👌🏻

    • @dannyboy1779
      @dannyboy1779 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amma West Coast Banger fae Glesga annaw..
      However,
      I'm here because I thought you said Swinton? Lol

  • @lewisgordon1490
    @lewisgordon1490 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That last story where he hard to get an Englishman to translate so an Australian could understand him because his accent is so strong 🤪

  • @bartram33
    @bartram33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That reminds me of when I bought a watch in Florida. The young girl assistant asked my name, I said ' Peter ' She said 'what? I said ' Peter ' she asked again then looked puzzled, ' can you spell that for me, I spelled it out P.E.T.E.R. Oh, ' Peeder 'she said.

    • @seanscanlon9067
      @seanscanlon9067 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had a similar thing too, only in my case is was in my own home city in south London!
      I put something in the dry cleaners and the bloke behind the counter asked me my name so as to write it on the ticket, so I told him my first name and he started to write Sh. I then said no it was Sean, as in Sean Connery and spelt it out for him, which then had him read it aloud and pronounced it to rhyme with bean, as if a different spelling somehow changed my name and I had been saying it wrongly all these years.

  • @davidsanderson5918
    @davidsanderson5918 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Quality. Good ole Kevin.

  • @zwanzigbier
    @zwanzigbier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't really have a problem understanding Kevin, I just have to pay close attention. I do get lost when his topics get regional or even Glasgow-centric. I think he is an incredible comedian !

  • @curtisfrancis726
    @curtisfrancis726 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Tremendous interview

  • @posyo2265
    @posyo2265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a non native speaker I felt bad I could only understand half of what he said. Now I feel better! 😅

  • @andybrown4284
    @andybrown4284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The best thing about softening the accent to help folk understand it easier is that you can just as easily harden or thicken it if someones in need of being taken down a peg or two.

  • @lorrainehutchinson6668
    @lorrainehutchinson6668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I have an English accent and a waitress didn't understand me when I asked for water in California. I just made it worse when I said, it's comes out the tap! Wart-er / Warrrrrter.

    • @liamhooks4943
      @liamhooks4943 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha yup they never understand you saying water you have to like say waahh ter

    • @poised00
      @poised00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was in a restaurant in California and a waitress came to the table and asked. Would you like some water? I took my time, made sure I didn’t mumble and said one word “yes”. She stormed off saying she couldn’t understand us and demanded someone else serve us. Out came the afghani manager and the conversation flowed, understood each other perfectly.

    • @lorrainehutchinson6668
      @lorrainehutchinson6668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@poised00 Ooh she was having a bad day! Maybe if we spoke with a super posh English accent (like Hugh Grant) they might get it. More regional British accents obviously don't work!

    • @DursunX
      @DursunX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      didnt America invent the English language?.. 😆

    • @kilnaleck
      @kilnaleck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm Irish I spent five minutes trying to buy butter off an Asian guy in a shop in England. He even showed me water at one stage. Eventually we got it and then he said butter exactly the same way I said it. He was so used to English people asking for "bahh arr" he didn't recognise it...

  • @2200Z
    @2200Z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kevin Bridges is hilarious. As a Yank, I can understand 98% of what he says. Once in a while, I'll have to rewind to catch a word. I've shown my friends some of his videos, and they say, "What in the hell is he saying?" lol.

  • @lordblonde
    @lordblonde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I think when you do a big massive tour it's important to disconnect and just go somewhere where nobody knows you, or whatever. So I went to Madrid and did a course in Spanish."
    "Did ye? Aye."

  • @themightykhan2
    @themightykhan2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm from Birmingham, went to London. Tried to order pint of cider.. They kept thinking I was saying soda... In the end I was like gimme a fucking strongbow

  • @sbkpeace.24
    @sbkpeace.24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Like we're bilingual 🤣🤣

  • @dez3540
    @dez3540 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Such a likeable guy

  • @davephilpotphilpot9867
    @davephilpotphilpot9867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I would pay money to watch Danny Dyer and Kevin Bridges having a discussion half pissed and an American trying to decipher it lol...! Awight guvnah ows tricks..gimme an over fakin beer me old China!! aee yah wee bastad need a kenna drink new Mar gotta get off herm to the bairns!

    • @louiseb6111
      @louiseb6111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I take it you’re English 😂 because the translation would actually be, “Aye ya wee bastart geez a can then am aff hame tae the wains”😂😂

    • @DeviousLick711
      @DeviousLick711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm Scottish and I'm having trouble trying to decipher what you just said never mind an American trying to do it 😂

    • @seansouth3653
      @seansouth3653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      James must be from Edinburgh then

    • @louiseb6111
      @louiseb6111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James You’re not a real Scot then, are ye! If you can’t read that...there’s something very wrong.😂It reads as it sounds. Try it!🤔

    • @RsDv5
      @RsDv5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Louise Barrowman ur deffo no fae Glasgow anyway 😂

  • @grahamlive
    @grahamlive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've never eaten an avocado. Guess I'll just need to wait until my DVD is released.

  • @jeztickles4361
    @jeztickles4361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Honger kong 😂😂😂

  • @roddulllz8339
    @roddulllz8339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Danny Dyer “the pricks prick” sitting there hahahahahaha

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I always thought of Kevin as a Hard Man, like Danny wants to be.......

    • @malcomflibbleghast8140
      @malcomflibbleghast8140 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HARD ?? you once went to a surrey council estate and got scared?

  • @DJJOEYTECH
    @DJJOEYTECH 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Danny Dyer now he's the Pricks' Prick isn't he"
    I love me some Kevin Bridges and I even love Danny Dyer😍😍😍

  • @ellencampbell3921
    @ellencampbell3921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damn, my dad died of frustration.
    A Glasgow Celtic fan,
    my dad moved the family to Edmonton Alberta in 1957.
    He started the Western Canada Soccer League and we had a team.
    I was 10, and it was awesome.
    We could understand my dad’s accent but not our friends.
    Yup. Frustration!

    • @neillyduffy2018
      @neillyduffy2018 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your dad has good taste when it comes to football teams.
      I'm a Glasgow lad and love Celtic

    • @ellencampbell3921
      @ellencampbell3921 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@neillyduffy2018
      I thought he was a retired team member. So strong were his was
      “recollections “!
      Just like the story that Donovan lived down a few streets away.
      My poor mother had to wash the dirty uniforms every week!
      ( two sets of course ).
      Family and friends ran the concession and took tickets at the gate.
      We kids ran free and never had a bad moment.
      My dad was badass!

    • @ryanmelon-gf7iq
      @ryanmelon-gf7iq ปีที่แล้ว

      I love your dad for celtic he is part of our celtic family

  • @russellmichael5931
    @russellmichael5931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can't understand why people have a problem with his accent. He is the funniest guy I have seen for some time and after the Comedy Roadshow appearance I knew straight away he was going places. Kev I n is the man.

    • @robroy488
      @robroy488 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's such a talented comedian, his story telling and the way he builds the joke is second to none in my opinion.

  • @boredweegie553
    @boredweegie553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    His wife is truly stunning.. yeah married in 2019

  • @gshayler3560
    @gshayler3560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kevin Bridges is always awesome!

  • @TheSuzberry
    @TheSuzberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Danny Dyer, Kevin Bridges and Ross: the three most challenging people for an American to comprehend.

    • @D-A-K
      @D-A-K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm American, but I like to think of myself as a cultured gentleman of the world. I've traveled (including Scotland), I teach international students, I read a book from time to time and try to keep up with world news. And yet I still have a hard time understanding this Glaswegian from time to time. I laugh anyway 🤣

    • @garyreid8082
      @garyreid8082 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@D-A-K i relise i'm replying to a year old comment but as a glaswegian whos met alot if american tourists always got on great with them but loved ei ding them up a bit met a family who told me and my gf how the had been in London the previous week and couldn't belive how the brittish accent was so different from the scottish accent and i said the scottish accent (theres a few) is a brittish accent the were so confused and tired to argue the point with me that it wasn't before realising it was alot of americans automatically just think london is the brittish accent and england is the uk

  • @davidwilson4217
    @davidwilson4217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    kevin bridges LEGEND
    needs to do more shows would love to see him live
    Johnathan Ross by far the best chat show host britain has to offer

    • @paullarge526
      @paullarge526 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s such a sad inditement of British culture, wheely wubbish!

    • @peterchessell28
      @peterchessell28 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      bloody sad

  • @hmmmnz
    @hmmmnz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i had to translate my ozzy mate, so that scots could understand him, and im a kiwi :D

    • @MrBarber9
      @MrBarber9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bilingual too I see.

  • @kierancarey3840
    @kierancarey3840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can’t beat a bit of toast 🤣

  • @simonemcclelland5031
    @simonemcclelland5031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kevin. You are a treasure. A credit to Scotland. Well done never forget your origines. Felicitations.

  • @crb6468
    @crb6468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:45 he missed the chance there to go “only English” 🤣

  • @stagumphs
    @stagumphs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Awkward with Danny Dyer after his routine about Danny Dyer at the Glasgow derby!

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      awkward for who

    • @user-uy6kd9tn5b
      @user-uy6kd9tn5b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Danny dyer the pricks prick

    • @stephenconnolly5904
      @stephenconnolly5904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Glasgow Derby" 😂 what a virgin

    • @donk115
      @donk115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh fuck aye, was hoping he was gonna do his Danny Dyer impression at the end there!

    • @garydonaldson5573
      @garydonaldson5573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You mean the old firm derby

  • @lengthmuldoon
    @lengthmuldoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The only modern comedian who makes an audience laugh out loud rather than politely titter as they adjust their knickers and text the baby sitter to sky+ David Attenborough

  • @FoobsTon
    @FoobsTon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Billy Connolly's legendary 1985 audience was shown again this week. Kevin is now the torch bearer for this kind of humour.
    Cannae whack it.

  • @dtulip1
    @dtulip1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have the luck to see Mr Bridges *cough* Wee Kev...at the De Montfort in Leicester......BEST Comedy I've seen since the Big Yin :D

  • @genokemp2433
    @genokemp2433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Danny being there haha don't get me started on Eastenders ..ffs ..i instantly turn the channel over when that starts ..to something more enjoyable like ''The mating habits of a house fly '' 🤦‍♂️

  • @liverbirdxoxo1984
    @liverbirdxoxo1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Scousers on the run” haha

  • @manofeire4945
    @manofeire4945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    After Billy Connolly he is one of the funniest comedian's to come out of the brittish Isles

    • @nickbrumwell5678
      @nickbrumwell5678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i hope this was an attempt at a joke...

    • @nickbrumwell5678
      @nickbrumwell5678 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @FOMO FUD it wasn't a joke....billy connolly isn't funny...not even slightly

    • @garymcatear822
      @garymcatear822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@nickbrumwell5678 Billy Connelly is the father of stand up comedy
      :-Robin Williams.

    • @lukaclutchdoncic8243
      @lukaclutchdoncic8243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Come on everybody knows it’s Celtic

    • @manofeire4945
      @manofeire4945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lukaclutchdoncic8243 OH YEA 👍🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

  • @onlybugwit
    @onlybugwit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really laughed with him,,, great comedian

  • @edwindude9893
    @edwindude9893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He’s brilliant, all the best comedians are Scots.

    • @weemac4645
      @weemac4645 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes they are,and Scotland is the best country in the wurrold till you visit somewhere else.

    • @elenaescocia2479
      @elenaescocia2479 ปีที่แล้ว

      Us Scot’s are naturally funny!

  • @dtulip1
    @dtulip1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    here's a thing...4.53 was obviously an ad break when this was aired as Kev goes from a shiny forhead to Matte..QUE THE MAKEUP ARTIST DARLING :P
    (lockdown, I clearly have WAY too much time on my hands!)

  • @JohnsysChannel
    @JohnsysChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've had to have a German guy translate what I'm saying in English, into English so that Spanish people could understand what i'm saying.

  • @polyorchid7104
    @polyorchid7104 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had a similar experience in Europe and asked for a glass of water but I dropped the "t" when asking. It took a while and then I realised my mistake.

  • @sibusisiwesibindi2377
    @sibusisiwesibindi2377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Danny dyer and kev in the same greenroom after that joke😂😂😂😂awkward

  • @jeztickles4361
    @jeztickles4361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:53 honga Kong 😂😂

  • @lukemunro363
    @lukemunro363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hong a-Kong

  • @Superdoopernova
    @Superdoopernova 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this man.

  • @alistairhart9568
    @alistairhart9568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Here is one Australian that does not need anyone to "translate" anything Kevin or any other Scott has to say. I see it as a sign of laziness and ignorance that some people won't take the time to learn how to listen to people with strong accents... Pointed out as truth by the fact that most Americans don't understand him (or any other comedian that originates from North or west of London)

    • @steroe7965
      @steroe7965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Calm down calm down

    • @seanscanlon9067
      @seanscanlon9067 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is not really laziness and more a lack of exposure to hearing it, as well as not being able to make sense of any colloquialisms too. Although in some cases it is probably also arrogance where the listener feels that the Scottish person should the one to accommodate them and change things.
      Although if a Glaswegian were to say for example that someone was talking mince and then you asked a non-Glaswegian to interpret that, if they have never heard that expression before they would likely say that they do understand what it means. Yet ask them to repeat it back, and they probably will be able to word for word but might assume that they have wrongly done so because to them anyway, it does not seem to make sense.
      The Glaswegian would be talking er mince, if you like.

  • @quintonballenden1436
    @quintonballenden1436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kevin...such a good man!

  • @ji453m
    @ji453m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'll say it then.. he's punching

  • @bradleysmith8994
    @bradleysmith8994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They definitely got Danny dyer on at the same time on purpose lol “the pricks prick”