Listener: **trying to think of the perfect murder weapon to use in a certain scene, looks at their pen and gets an idea** *_"Hey, Briar,"_* **holds up pen** *_"Can you find out for me all the most effective ways that you could kill someone with this?"_*
Gotta love how she just committed a theoretical crime scene under half an hour just to make there roomies book more realistic. People like those are keepers
“No doesn’t exist in my vocabulary. Sit or I make you” A firm request to care for a stubborn fool that comes from a place of honesty and kindness. Beautifully heartfelt, very touching and hilarious audio Briar, hope you have a fantastic day!
Her: "I literally killed a guy like that. It's totally realistic!" Me: "You stabbed him with a brick." Her: "..." Me: "Are you actually pouting?" Her: *(1000% pouting)* "No." Thanks for the audio, Briar!
I can only imagine how bad the Listeners headaches are from the amount of hitting their head against the wall. Cuase I could only imagine the hilarity that happens between these two. Also, poor abused wall.
Ok adore this character already, from the literal embodiment of that meme: 'I just met you but if something where to happen to you, I would kill everyone here and then myself,' to her singing 'I Can't Decide ' - definitely the cute spooky vibes I love and needed after a rough day yesterday. I hope we see more of them in the future ☺️❤️
“Give me 30 minutes” *comes back soaked in blood* ....I’m more curious how the hell you came back without being seen now instead of if the murder is actually feasible
Oooh loving the early spooky vibes! The character is endearingly concerning. Great work as usual! Is this perhaps based on that Tumblr post where an author dates a serial killer and they can come to their partner for help with any unaliving parts in their book?
@@Greenbriar_ FU********** YES :-D that's genuinely when one of my favourite Tumblr posts and I've been waiting for it actually be used to make a story for literal years
Ooo honestly love a little I can't decide This and the master rolling around the doctor in a wheelchair in the series 3 finale of Dr who will forever be my two favourite uses of it
In ALL seriousness of this world--- I want to thank you, Briar I know you don't know me and I don't know you but I'm just trying to be the author of a certain manga-like comic book "animated" series with a young murderer, thriller or slasher theme And I've been struggling with the script for weeks now I'm even agonising over stupid characters or even f*cking one scene because I don't know whether to give it or not- But somehow after listening to it I feel better and a bit lighter in the head (?) If that's how I can describe it------- So, Briar Thank you very much again! And keep it up with these great asmr roleplays!
Listener: **trying to think of the perfect murder weapon to use in a certain scene, looks at their pen and gets an idea** *_"Hey, Briar,"_* **holds up pen** *_"Can you find out for me all the most effective ways that you could kill someone with this?"_*
"I'm not a sociopath!"
X to doubt
"No, I'm not, I was tested."
Lol! Nice Job Briar!
Gotta love how she just committed a theoretical crime scene under half an hour just to make there roomies book more realistic.
People like those are keepers
“No doesn’t exist in my vocabulary. Sit or I make you” A firm request to care for a stubborn fool that comes from a place of honesty and kindness. Beautifully heartfelt, very touching and hilarious audio Briar, hope you have a fantastic day!
"I was tested" that gave me high Sherlock's " not a psychopath, a high functioning sociopath" vibes, i loved it jajajsjsjd
Cool audio btw!!
Her: "I literally killed a guy like that. It's totally realistic!"
Me: "You stabbed him with a brick."
Her: "..."
Me: "Are you actually pouting?"
Her: *(1000% pouting)* "No."
Thanks for the audio, Briar!
I can only imagine how bad the Listeners headaches are from the amount of hitting their head against the wall. Cuase I could only imagine the hilarity that happens between these two. Also, poor abused wall.
Ok adore this character already, from the literal embodiment of that meme: 'I just met you but if something where to happen to you, I would kill everyone here and then myself,' to her singing 'I Can't Decide ' - definitely the cute spooky vibes I love and needed after a rough day yesterday. I hope we see more of them in the future ☺️❤️
“Give me 30 minutes”
*comes back soaked in blood*
....I’m more curious how the hell you came back without being seen now instead of if the murder is actually feasible
Was that "I Can't Decide" at the beginning? I think I love your channel even more now. Besides that, great audio!
It was indeed! Good ear!
I was about to ask the same thing
OH MY GOD JAJAJAJAJSJSJSJS I didn't expect the "i'm going to see if it works" to be serious
This is great lol. I absolutely adore the violence!
I saw caring for you and protective and CAME AS SOON AS I COULD😫😫
"What happened to you?"
"TIS BUT A SCRATCH!"
Oooh loving the early spooky vibes! The character is endearingly concerning. Great work as usual!
Is this perhaps based on that Tumblr post where an author dates a serial killer and they can come to their partner for help with any unaliving parts in their book?
DING DING DING!! You win!
@@Greenbriar_ FU********** YES :-D
that's genuinely when one of my favourite Tumblr posts and I've been waiting for it actually be used to make a story for literal years
I must have more of this--
sleep can wait.
Is it weird for me to want this to be a series?
No I want that too, you're not alone my friend
I love this audio 😭
Thank you for the update Briar! You're always appreciated.🤍
Ooo honestly love a little I can't decide
This and the master rolling around the doctor in a wheelchair in the series 3 finale of Dr who will forever be my two favourite uses of it
I am a forklift that was elected Mayor of the small town I protected
I'm genuinely invested in the forklift saga
@@Greenbriar_ I am glad my life story is entertaining.
Cucumber Approved ❤
This was amazing 💚 I love your audios
Very nice job Briar! Excited to see what else you have in store for spooky month :3
Well that was lovely
i really needed this, thank you
I'm begging for a pt2
This was amazing
Perfect timing
Vinegar, baking soda and 7up or Sprite mix together it will take the blood stains out...what i got into a lot of fight some of theos was knife fights.
Impressive
3:40 🧎🏽♀️
In ALL seriousness of this world---
I want to thank you, Briar
I know you don't know me and I don't know you but I'm just trying to be the author of a certain manga-like comic book "animated" series with a young murderer, thriller or slasher theme
And I've been struggling with the script for weeks now
I'm even agonising over stupid characters or even f*cking one scene because I don't know whether to give it or not-
But somehow after listening to it I feel better and a bit lighter in the head (?)
If that's how I can describe it-------
So, Briar
Thank you very much again!
And keep it up with these great asmr roleplays!
I love your vidssssssssss yeaaaaa babyyyyy
I Can’t Decide :))
Epic 👍
Bloody 🩸🤕
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First! How have you been
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