I spotted that aswell, that sincere " what do I base it on then, bob". Bob, this wild man, has and will continue throughout life to cross any and all boundaries available to him 😂.
I also never remember which ones are the lies. At that point in really doesn't matter anymore because the story made you laugh so much who the hell cares if it's true or not
I am in one of the darkest places of my life right now. I’ve watched this clip and many others with Bob and other wilty favs like Jo Brand, Rhod Gilbert, and Henning Wehn countless times and they never cease to bring me at least the slightest bit of light and joy. I can’t thank y’all that post these enough, and the people that do the show. As an American, I wish I had access to it on my tv. I hope they never end this series!
Bob Mortimer is so naturally funny it almost beggars belief. And this programme is so heartwarming and light-hearted it really is a break from the bleakness of life.
"Let's forget about arms and legs, Let's go back to the basics of the lymphatic system." Might be one of my favorite things david mitchell has said. In, or put of context
As someone with a postdoc position in canine reflexology, I can confirm Bob’s description of dog massage is 100% accurate. Amazing for a man who never trained.
@@A1937CX Upon further reflection, I think you may be right! Getting difficult to tell these days with the amount of woo around. Is "snowflake" the right insult here? I thought they were into all sorts of woo.
@@hundovirComing from a purely unbiased source the number one buyers of woo and products that are clearly fake and will never work as intended are actually the right... so yeah snowflake is the acceptable insult.
Bob could say, he did a space walk, and still somewhere in every one of us, we would actually still find a reason however tiny, that it may be, True!. .In a castle somewhere dressed in a latex mask with sargent by the way, escorting them out of Edinburgh . Invading your garden saying "We do beg your parden, but we are in your garden" . Brewing beer for the chinese lol in Birmingham. . Or be it, tearing apart apples or pumpkins perhaps, with his bare hands. Never doubt what this man is capable of doing in life!😮.
All I need to see is BOB MORTIMER telling tales ...I'm a yank who is so happy I came back to brit tv after growing up on the Pythons and The Goodies ETC
Funniest show on tv and none of it written or rehearsed all ad lib pure genius American comedy should see this and learn it’s funnier to be natural than some writers idea of what’s funny
"He was driving for a company that makes very fast company cars", TH-cam then immediately cut to a Hertz commercial. Damnit, the algorithm is getting better.
The look on David's face when uttering "What should I base it on, Bob" will never not be priceless!!!
That's the face of a broken man.
True true. And immediately followed by „OF COUUURSE!!!“ 😂
Every time 😂😂😂😂
I spotted that aswell, that sincere " what do I base it on then, bob". Bob, this wild man, has and will continue throughout life to cross any and all boundaries available to him 😂.
No matter how many times you watch these and even though you know where they’re going, they never fail to make you laugh. Comedy gold!
It just never stops being funny!
{:o:O:}
I also never remember which ones are the lies. At that point in really doesn't matter anymore because the story made you laugh so much who the hell cares if it's true or not
Bob Mortimer is the closest thing we have to a mythological trickster god
A really wholesome one, too
I always call him the Comedy Jedi, the man is incapable of not being funny...
One of the Best comments I’ve read in ages 😂
He’s the real deal
Comedy Loki
Why is it weirdly satisfying to see David completely fall apart when faced with Bob...
Lord of Logic meets the Man of Mischief
I love how he's ruining David completely 😅😅😅, Bob's a legend 😅😅
And… David enjoys it too
"Very fast company cars" and "Televised traffic" are absolutely brilliant descriptions of Formula 😂😂
Judging by how 2023's season went, I think I would prefer soil science
whoever wrote that Chris Rea card deserves some praise. It really sounds like a plausible Bob Mortimer story
everything sounds plausible when Bob is involved
well most of the story is true, he did do single with chris for Middlesbrough, bob is in the video
What doesn’t?
Imagine poor Chris Rea watching this
EVERYTHING sounds plausible when Bob explains it! He's just a legend on here! Worth every penny!
I love that they always put Bob on Lee’s team so he can torment David.
“He’s been about a bit” is the greatest understatement I’ve ever heard
It kills me that the gold doily was just a bonus tossed in there with no relation to anything. 😂
So was the egg! 😂😂
Yeah, but these things are just soo Chris!
@@Gabriel-cv4vp eggeration ....?
"this is just a lump of meat and feathers" still gets me every time
Whut?
I am in one of the darkest places of my life right now. I’ve watched this clip and many others with Bob and other wilty favs like Jo Brand, Rhod Gilbert, and Henning Wehn countless times and they never cease to bring me at least the slightest bit of light and joy. I can’t thank y’all that post these enough, and the people that do the show. As an American, I wish I had access to it on my tv. I hope they never end this series!
Best of luck hope life turns around much brighter soon
Me too - very sad time for me but Bib manages to make me laugh ❤
@@indianhistorybuff thank you! 💕
@@susantaylor5106 ❣️
Stay strong guys and girls. I hope the best of your past becomes the worst of your future! ❤
i dont care how many times i see his clips, bob's life is crazy and i love it
If you haven't read his memoir you owe it to yourself
Bob Mortimer is so naturally funny it almost beggars belief. And this programme is so heartwarming and light-hearted it really is a break from the bleakness of life.
"Let's forget about arms and legs, Let's go back to the basics of the lymphatic system." Might be one of my favorite things david mitchell has said. In, or put of context
Bob’s posture & expression as he giggles are just delightful - like a naughty kid 😂
Just sheer brilliance. This show with the 2 team captains and Bob, for me, make it the funniest show on TV by a long way, just brilliant
Poor Rob doesn't get a look in!
@@mateuszScott9432 And of course not forgetting Rob 😁
I never tire of Bob Mortimer, I can watch these over and over …. 🍳 ,🐕 ,🏴🥚, 🕷️ , 😵🦉… 🥴🐈
"Televised traffic" is such a David way to describe a Formula 1 race
That and Tentative Testicle. Amazing
I don't think I can ever get bored of Bob :)
No one makes Lee laugh like Bob does. 😂
Lee runs the show when Bob is not on but when Bob is on Lee is in awe!
If there isn't a statue of Bob somewhere, we have failed as a country. Absolute legend
Ah - another Bob Mortimer video to view 3768462 times. Excellent.
If I am ever in a bad mood or having a bad day, I watch Bob Mortimer and everything is ok.
100% same
The company car joke is one of the most clever jokes I heard him make. Gotta love Bob
It's a shame this show only does 9 episodes a year. I need more David Mitchell break downs than that!
Quality over quanitity though
Bob vs David is the WILTY equivalent of Carrot in a Box
The chemistry between Bob and David and Lee is phenomenal. But Bob is the king of the programme
Lee, Rob and David are absolutely brilliant together, but Bob is just a Legend
As someone with a postdoc position in canine reflexology, I can confirm Bob’s description of dog massage is 100% accurate. Amazing for a man who never trained.
Ah yes, reflexology - that well known pseudoscience. "Postdoc"? Where? Mickey Mouse University?
@@hundovirstop being a snowflake, it was clearly a joke
@@A1937CX Upon further reflection, I think you may be right! Getting difficult to tell these days with the amount of woo around. Is "snowflake" the right insult here? I thought they were into all sorts of woo.
@@hundovirComing from a purely unbiased source the number one buyers of woo and products that are clearly fake and will never work as intended are actually the right... so yeah snowflake is the acceptable insult.
With every appearance from Bob on WILTY, David becomes visibly more concerned for his own sanity! Bob is just a genius.❤
Bob is an absolute legend!! The kind of guy we all wish was a friend..
"A ginger nut is not just a biscuit; it could also be a tentative testicle" 😂
Imagine going to a dinner party and Bob is there telling stories accompanied by vinegar and pocket meat 😅😅😅
2:51 Debbie's face when bob says I tried to make it come is hilarious! 🤣
bob vs david is the apex of comedy.
When Bob meets his maker, you just know every news bulletin is going to run these clips. What an epitaph.
I must have seen these clips over 100 times and it still makes me laugh out loud.
Same, I think I know it word for word now 😂😂😂
I just realized that David and Victoria sound exactly the same when they say “This is awful”.
Bob could say, he did a space walk, and still somewhere in every one of us, we would actually still find a reason however tiny, that it may be, True!.
.In a castle somewhere dressed in a latex mask with sargent by the way, escorting them out of Edinburgh
. Invading your garden saying "We do beg your parden, but we are in your garden"
. Brewing beer for the chinese lol in Birmingham.
. Or be it, tearing apart apples or pumpkins perhaps, with his bare hands.
Never doubt what this man is capable of doing in life!😮.
Bob is and will probably always be my favourite character on wilty
I can watch this a hundreds times and still piss myself with laughter! It's all the little remarks he makes in between that get me.....
It's as if his entire career was in preparation to lie to David Mitchell about ludicrous things.
Can we just get a show called Would Bob Lie to You
😂😂😂
" I don't have to breathe in to breathe out."
So where does the air come from? 😂😂😂😢
"it's all been a bit of a lot of talking" is the funniest panelist comment I've heard in years
I watch this once a day 😂😂
Fyi, egg white coagulate at about 60°C
So definitely not in a bath. 😂
Thanks for that!
I won't ask. 😂
😂😂😂😂
Totally lost it when David said, "A ginger nut is not just a biscuit, it could be a tentative testicle" 😅😅
"you'll always take them a bottle of vinegar ..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bob Mortimer makes me proud to be British ❤
It is an incredibly sick owl!
I could listen to Bob all day, he's hilarious. Nearly choked on my tea numerous times watching this😂😂
Oh I think I have watched this Mortimer montage 10 times now, I'm still laughing at it. Bob is a national treasure!
"I probably prefer soil science"! 😂
Bob Mortimer is a complete character
“what should i base it on, bob?”
Bob would be the perfect dinner party guest. What a wit!
He would leave foot prints on your kitchen sink when he goes for a wee.
I laughed so loud throughout. Love Bob.
Calling F1 “Televised Traffic” is the most David thing ever.
I love Bob's stories, but I also love how much Bob throws David for a loop.
Bob is a national treasure.
I actually thought that last one could be true. Seems like something Bob would do lol
Bob IS Britain's funniest man - FACT
Don’t try drinking wine and cooking while watching… you’ll never get the stains out 😂
Bob “Sheogorath the Prince of Madness” Mortimer
Bob Mortimer vs David Mitchell is the greatest gag never written in comedy 🤣🤣 This will feed me until the day I die 😂😂
Has Bob ever been on David’s team or do they just automatically torture David?
The latter, he was always on Lee’s
Bob should have his own show and podcast ... I could listen to him all day long ...
I wonder how many lies they come up with for Bob and he has tell them "no I've actually done that". Must be a lot.
I love listening to David break down Bob's incredible stories 😅
All I need to see is BOB MORTIMER telling tales ...I'm a yank who is so happy I came back to brit tv after growing up on the Pythons and The Goodies ETC
His books are absolutely incredible if you want some long-form Bob rambling
@@andybeyer2230 I'll have to give a look...thanks
Bob is one very smart guy. Super funny! 😂
This is hilarious
Jesus...what must life be like in Bob's World 😂🤣😂
What should I base it on bob😂😂
Fun fact: egg yolk is genuinely a really good conditioner for the hair 😂 not done it myself though..
Bob Mortimer is a genius. He used to come into the tv/hifi store I worked in and he seems such a 'normal' person 🤣🤣
The egg story is the best ever.
Funniest show on tv and none of it written or rehearsed all ad lib pure genius American comedy should see this and learn it’s funnier to be natural than some writers idea of what’s funny
He’s a legend
Effortless comedy gold
All I want for Christmas is BoB Mortimer on Season 16 of WILTY because so far it hasn't aired in America and I'm sick about it.
I've read his autobiography and as usual there were many surprises!
There will always be one Bob Mortimer ❤️
WILTY is just not the same without Bob Mortimer on it.
I don’t have to breathe in to breathe out. 😂
Good Monson
Give Bob a knighthood please!
The chemical analysis of the behaviour of the albumin
Bob "Can I just say. This is very disrespectful the way you're all carrying on." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't stop laughing. 😂🤣😂🤣
What about the snipers friend and Inspector Bytheway 😭
Snipers dream 😂
''Im GINGER about them '' 😅
If you had the soul stone from the avengers and a bunch of serotonin, you’d get Bob
‘Pocket meat’!
‘A box of owl nourishment”!
Damon put it in the glove box😂
Just brilliant .
Bob is to pure ❤😂
"He was driving for a company that makes very fast company cars", TH-cam then immediately cut to a Hertz commercial. Damnit, the algorithm is getting better.
I've seen Bob's sketches countless times and here I am in tears again!!
Bob would be outstanding as our prime minister, he’d be able to make Britain great again
I’m peeing myself laughing