@@FunkyFyreMunky No. You build an empire by warmongerin places that were NOT empty. And remain the only former colonial power which is openly proud and not ashamed of that monstrous colonial past (Zulu). Which doesn't stop you at all from lecturing other nations on their history.
"...so I've got enough workers to go inside the sausage factory so my pigs can finally start actually doing something productive." Full MATN score for vague grammar, plus double points for a sentence that no matter how you read it, it ends up being somewhere between dark humour and dystopia.
Plays game of tropical island management, avoids violent overthrow of the regime of 'El Presidente'. Plays nice Industrial Revolution city builder, triggers birth of the Supreme Soviet in an English colony...
1. Don't increase productivity since it massively increases unhappiness 2. Shut down businesses such as brick and steel during worker shortages so critical industries have workers to avoid a death spiral
Yeah, perhaps forcing those production chains to work at 50% more effectiveness probably didn't help... That and the mass expansion of people without taking into account the production of basic goods.
We peacefully demand, in a gentlemanly well-mannered persuasive occurrence, more! John, we want a series of your dictating methods. Livestream is good, but this is worthy of a main channel series. Take it from me, a random person on the internet taking the time to write this message because I'm procrastinating.
They riot because you told them to work 25% more. Just leave that alone, works for me. TIPS: do a big cross of roads then put the market in middle, after that check how faar the roads get green, then make a square of the cross with the dark green in middle build your houses in the square. The stronger the green is the happy the people will be with the market. If you dont make enough bricks, there are more claypits on the island. Clothes and schnaps gets eaten up fast, so you have to make alot of those productions. Probably 6 of eatch in the beginning, then build on. Hope it helps. I really love this game. :D
@@willstoehr9979 very dumb interview response by Theresa May - when asked a question about something bad she had done (trying to humanize her) she said she ran through a nearby farmer's fields of wheat as a child and that probably annoyed the farmer. In other words another Tory who thinks they have never made a mistake.
@@TallDarknGruesome Well that's your point of view. Running through farmers fields is probably the most dangerous thing you can do in England. (as farmers often have licences for firearms.) Plus humanise. Please, we are English not heathens.
Yeah John, I’d love to see you do a full attempt at this game! I would recommend doing the campaign if you do, as it’ll give you more focus with an interesting storyline to go along with it. As for the game itself, I’d suggest that you try not to speed your way down the production chains so rapidly. Anno is a generally laid back kinda game, so you wanna give your settlements time to grow and make sure you satisfy the needs of a lot of people at one level before moving onto the next. Don’t forget that the Workers also require all the needs of your Farmers too. So a Level 2 pop requires everything a Level 1 pop does AS WELL as the stuff for its Level 2 needs. And so on up the list. Feel free to use the blueprint mode (which is actually new in this game btw) to plan things in advance. Also, and I can’t stress this enough, you need to plan your warehouses carefully! You’d kinda worked this out yourself by the end of the episode, but each warehouse has a limit to how many carts it can load/offload at a time. When you first build it it’s 2, but you can upgrade it to 3 once you get your first Workers in, and again to 4 once you hit the next Pop type. So think carefully and plan ahead where you put things. You did at least get the brick road thing right, so I guess there’s that. Finally, in terms of previous anno games should you decide to have a look: Anno 2205: The previous Anno game before 1880, was quite different compared to previous titles in that it separated the City-building and Combat into different sectors. On the plus side however, you can build a city on the MOON! Anno 2070: Personally I think this is my favourite Anno game (although 1800 might dethrone it soon). I love the sci-fi aesthetic, and it was my first Anno game so I guess it’s special to me. Anno 1404: The earliest Anno game I’ve played. I know you’re a history buff, so you’ll probably get a kick out of it, although being the earliest game in the series it doesn’t have a lot of the Quality-Of-Life improvements that later games have. But if you can get past the slightly rough edges it’s a fine addition to the Anno series. Anyway, that’s enough for now. I’ll keep an eye out for more Anno from you in the future! Oymon
1404. Also, it was the fourth game in the series (or were you just saying the earliest of the ones you listed?) The others were 1503, 1602 and 1701 but I don't recall what order they were made.
Whoops, typo, well spotted. ^^And yeah, I know that 1404 was the 4th game in the series, I did mean that it was the earliest one I've played. I did actually say that.Also, according to Wiki, the order of their release is: 1602, 1503, 1701, 1404, 2070, 2205, 1800. ^^
you never played anno? How about an Anno week like what you did back then with assassins creed? Also the road hotkey is probaply S for Straße, if you have not noticed this game is verry german.
It's always a good day to see one of my favourite channels play one of my favourite game series. You should definitely take a look at the other Anno games if you get the opportunity; it's a delightful series and the videogame equivalent of immersing yourself in a warm bath with a lovely cup of tea. Until, you know, you end up going to war with everyone and start suffering massive food shortages as your townspeople start revolting and setting your cities on fire, but that's all part of the fun...
Yes please, I've been suggesting Banished for a LONG time. Don't make him do Colonial Charter right away though, let's see how well he deals with winter, food production, and tool shortages first. ;)
Words of Terror when spoken by Jon (pt 27) - "I'm going to assume that's a good idea." Okay, noob error, but 1:26 into a video and he is already doing things wrong.
@04:20 That's a very fancy warehouse! @06:44 Jon's bringing Smocksy back? "One more swing of the dice" No wonder its going wrong, Jon doesn't know how to use dice!
It's too bad there isn't the option to bargain with the workers and try to remedy the problem. It makes no sense to have a revolution without a viable plan for afterwords. A very nice city builder! It's quite pretty and detailed compared to many others that I've seen. Fast and furious!
I know that says "Content"( as in the Emotion ) Farmer, But i instinctively read it as "Content"(in the youtube media sense) . and i was like .... "oh my god .. that's a little early for that! that is crazy Meta.".... I should probably watch Jon's video's when i'm more awake.
Please do a live stream of this!!!! Can't believe you haven't, given the supply chains and trade routes, wouldn't think you could resist! Also 75% off for the spring sale (PSA).
The only Anno game I’ve ever played is an old one for the DS and it was still a hugely addictive city builder which I now stay away from because whenever I come back to it I loose the next week of my life.
14:11 Actually wool is naturally fire resistant, in fact it is what they make firemen uniforms from. So the pigs with their bare skin will most likely be more flammable.
Not true, you can also buy it on uplay and seeing that you'll need to run it to start the game (even when the game is preorderd on steam) it doesn't really feel limiting to me. I'd prefer to not need any launcher but that's another discussion entirely
@@polishenglish8356 that might be a problem as they are no longer selling the game on steam and im not sure if "old" keys still work. But as Tief Op already said you'd have to use Uplay anyways even with the steam version so you might as well just go ahead and grab a Uplay key directly. The game is definitely worth getting.
Jon, separate industry and habitats since pollution is a factor. Check sphere of influence of buildings and build accordingly to maximize the effect. You are going to be spending a lot of money moving things very soon.
It was all because he put that +25% to his brick industry lol. That and his really poor marketplace placement. Other than that, good first go of it! Always fun.
"We seem to be the first people here," said the British man. Nothing could possibly go wrong!
Hey, we built an empire on that philosophy!
@@FunkyFyreMunky Hows that empire going today?
@@FunkyFyreMunky No. You build an empire by warmongerin places that were NOT empty.
And remain the only former colonial power which is openly proud and not ashamed of that monstrous colonial past (Zulu).
Which doesn't stop you at all from lecturing other nations on their history.
@@5Andysalive I think that was part of the joke
@@5Andysalive 'When I joined up we were still fighting colonial wars. If you saw someone in a skirt, you shot him and nicked his country.'
"...so I've got enough workers to go inside the sausage factory so my pigs can finally start actually doing something productive."
Full MATN score for vague grammar, plus double points for a sentence that no matter how you read it, it ends up being somewhere between dark humour and dystopia.
Hey Iron Man and Black widow dies and they time travel to kill Thanos and destroy infinity stones
@@razzadhossainrahan7460 as if anyone gave a shit about dc universe as soon as they heard the ant man voresplosion theory was debunked
@@razzadhossainrahan7460 Are you seriously trying to spoil a movie you didn't even watch? I bet you're proud of yourself.
@@ozzyp97 in China it had been released a few days ago so...
@@razzadhossainrahan7460 It was here too. I just don't think you saw it because your spoiler is wildly inaccurate.
Jon: Overworks farmers
Farmers: Strike
Jon: :-O
Maybe if we made them work harder, then they would be happier. 🤔
@@WG55 Maybe if they were self-employed they would be happy while working even harder.
@@PobortzaPl anarcho-individualism
Plays game of tropical island management, avoids violent overthrow of the regime of 'El Presidente'. Plays nice Industrial Revolution city builder, triggers birth of the Supreme Soviet in an English colony...
18:24 Every time Jon says the word "optimized" I know the Factorio video draws ever closer.
1. Don't increase productivity since it massively increases unhappiness
2. Shut down businesses such as brick and steel during worker shortages so critical industries have workers to avoid a death spiral
Scott Siefker “don’t increase productivity since it decreases happiness.” Do you even capitalism bro?
Jon, I think you are the evil twin sister
This is a Cartman vs Evil Cartman situation.
Ulkair.
What if YOU were the evil twin BROTHER!
DZ I never claimed that I wasn’t!
But the possibility is there, no? Since you never Who exactly IS the evil twin brother.
FonVegen could also be the evil twin brother...
This descended into anarchy even faster than I was expecting
Also this would be an excellent livestream
Yeah, perhaps forcing those production chains to work at 50% more effectiveness probably didn't help...
That and the mass expansion of people without taking into account the production of basic goods.
perfectly balanced as all things should be
14:03. that was not how i predicted incendiary pigs to return but oh well, works for me.
We peacefully demand, in a gentlemanly well-mannered persuasive occurrence, more! John, we want a series of your dictating methods. Livestream is good, but this is worthy of a main channel series. Take it from me, a random person on the internet taking the time to write this message because I'm procrastinating.
They riot because you told them to work 25% more. Just leave that alone, works for me. TIPS: do a big cross of roads then put the market in middle, after that check how faar the roads get green, then make a square of the cross with the dark green in middle build your houses in the square. The stronger the green is the happy the people will be with the market. If you dont make enough bricks, there are more claypits on the island. Clothes and schnaps gets eaten up fast, so you have to make alot of those productions. Probably 6 of eatch in the beginning, then build on. Hope it helps. I really love this game. :D
Finally, a city-builder in which Jon manages to lay out the roads somewhat logically!
"Theresa May would LOVE this game."
I feel oblivious but can someone explain that comment?
@@willstoehr9979 very dumb interview response by Theresa May - when asked a question about something bad she had done (trying to humanize her) she said she ran through a nearby farmer's fields of wheat as a child and that probably annoyed the farmer. In other words another Tory who thinks they have never made a mistake.
Why? Is it filled with promises you can break?
_Proceeds to cause peasant uprising_
@@TallDarknGruesome Well that's your point of view. Running through farmers fields is probably the most dangerous thing you can do in England. (as farmers often have licences for firearms.)
Plus humanise. Please, we are English not heathens.
Yeah John, I’d love to see you do a full attempt at this game! I would recommend doing the campaign if you do, as it’ll give you more focus with an interesting storyline to go along with it.
As for the game itself, I’d suggest that you try not to speed your way down the production chains so rapidly. Anno is a generally laid back kinda game, so you wanna give your settlements time to grow and make sure you satisfy the needs of a lot of people at one level before moving onto the next.
Don’t forget that the Workers also require all the needs of your Farmers too. So a Level 2 pop requires everything a Level 1 pop does AS WELL as the stuff for its Level 2 needs. And so on up the list. Feel free to use the blueprint mode (which is actually new in this game btw) to plan things in advance.
Also, and I can’t stress this enough, you need to plan your warehouses carefully! You’d kinda worked this out yourself by the end of the episode, but each warehouse has a limit to how many carts it can load/offload at a time. When you first build it it’s 2, but you can upgrade it to 3 once you get your first Workers in, and again to 4 once you hit the next Pop type. So think carefully and plan ahead where you put things.
You did at least get the brick road thing right, so I guess there’s that.
Finally, in terms of previous anno games should you decide to have a look:
Anno 2205: The previous Anno game before 1880, was quite different compared to previous titles in that it separated the City-building and Combat into different sectors. On the plus side however, you can build a city on the MOON!
Anno 2070: Personally I think this is my favourite Anno game (although 1800 might dethrone it soon). I love the sci-fi aesthetic, and it was my first Anno game so I guess it’s special to me.
Anno 1404: The earliest Anno game I’ve played. I know you’re a history buff, so you’ll probably get a kick out of it, although being the earliest game in the series it doesn’t have a lot of the Quality-Of-Life improvements that later games have. But if you can get past the slightly rough edges it’s a fine addition to the Anno series.
Anyway, that’s enough for now. I’ll keep an eye out for more Anno from you in the future!
Oymon
1404. Also, it was the fourth game in the series (or were you just saying the earliest of the ones you listed?)
The others were 1503, 1602 and 1701 but I don't recall what order they were made.
Whoops, typo, well spotted. ^^And yeah, I know that 1404 was the 4th game in the series, I did mean that it was the earliest one I've played. I did actually say that.Also, according to Wiki, the order of their release is: 1602, 1503, 1701, 1404, 2070, 2205, 1800. ^^
you never played anno? How about an Anno week like what you did back then with assassins creed?
Also the road hotkey is probaply S for Straße, if you have not noticed this game is verry german.
If we want an English excuse, call them streets.
@@OriginalPiMan Probably cognates to a degree, in my opinion.
S = Street obviously. Roads are for peasants.
Jon, perpetually confused as to which twin he is.
It's always a good day to see one of my favourite channels play one of my favourite game series.
You should definitely take a look at the other Anno games if you get the opportunity; it's a delightful series and the videogame equivalent of immersing yourself in a warm bath with a lovely cup of tea. Until, you know, you end up going to war with everyone and start suffering massive food shortages as your townspeople start revolting and setting your cities on fire, but that's all part of the fun...
Yes do a live stream! Also upgrade your warehouses.
Farmer Olston: "Yer damn sheep been eatin' my tatoes!"
Farmer Brown: "Yer damn tatoes been eatin' my sheep!"
I love a good ol' worker's revolution.
Definitely do a live stream of this game! I've never played an Anno game, but this video sold me on Anno 1800.
I'm actually shocked to hear that this is the first Anno game Jon has played.
Oh, I see you've finally adopted your true name, Manya Truenerd!
I used to play 1602 AD when I was kid. I played the crap out of it. Forgot about it and now I see this video from John. And its amazing.
PLEASE, this would be an amazing series!
i strongly suspect S stands for "Strasse" :)
"Straße"
@@TyrackLP Not in Switzerland.
ss is like the new version of ß in Germany. Changed like 20 years ago and no one cares.
@@reine1214 Im German and so is the developer. And its definitely written with an ß
@@that_colin.michell not really ... you still write "Straße" with ß. But "daß" with "ss" ;)
THE WORKERS DEMAND BREAD AND ROSES... AND MORE ANNO 1800 VIDEOS
Play Banished with the Colonial Charter mod next!
Do you hate Jon ? I've had enjoyed a hard mod so much ( at least when I tried )
If Jon ever played Banished we'd hear nothing, but "I've got a plan" for over an hour lol
Yes please, I've been suggesting Banished for a LONG time. Don't make him do Colonial Charter right away though, let's see how well he deals with winter, food production, and tool shortages first. ;)
Words of Terror when spoken by Jon (pt 27) - "I'm going to assume that's a good idea."
Okay, noob error, but 1:26 into a video and he is already doing things wrong.
@04:20 That's a very fancy warehouse!
@06:44 Jon's bringing Smocksy back?
"One more swing of the dice" No wonder its going wrong, Jon doesn't know how to use dice!
It's too bad there isn't the option to bargain with the workers and try to remedy the problem. It makes no sense to have a revolution without a viable plan for afterwords.
A very nice city builder! It's quite pretty and detailed compared to many others that I've seen. Fast and furious!
Awesome video - and very funny too!
I laughed hard during most of the 32 min.
Great job - keep it up!!
Loving the consistent uploads
Jon building a society which descends into a propaganda police state?
Is this a reboot? I think I've seen this movie before. About a dozen times.
No "re" necessary, just another boot.
@@farmerboy916 Jon's just a booter like that.
Jackboots, not reboots -Jon’s slogan
I believe you are the “evil” twin, Jon.
+1 for livestream, I thoroughly enjoyed this.
I really like it when you play this game you should play it more maybe even a series.
I know that says "Content"( as in the Emotion ) Farmer, But i instinctively read it as "Content"(in the youtube media sense) . and i was like .... "oh my god .. that's a little early for that! that is crazy Meta.".... I should probably watch Jon's video's when i'm more awake.
As an Anno veteran, it's hard to go through the phase of watching a newbies work and city :D
more of this, please! :D
You should livestream the campaign. It will help you learn to play the game and pace yourself better. Looking forward to it!
Please do a live stream of this!!!! Can't believe you haven't, given the supply chains and trade routes, wouldn't think you could resist! Also 75% off for the spring sale (PSA).
PartyElite has a good playthrough of Anno 1800. It's instructive, Jon.
The only Anno game I’ve ever played is an old one for the DS and it was still a hugely addictive city builder which I now stay away from because whenever I come back to it I loose the next week of my life.
27:28 "Oh they are fancy gentlemen I see" lol
I love that, a split second before Jon made the joke, i just thought “Theresa May would love this field”.
14:11
Actually wool is naturally fire resistant, in fact it is what they make firemen uniforms from. So the pigs with their bare skin will most likely be more flammable.
I was going to go with "pigs have significant amounts of fat, which is flammable, whereas wool is fire resistant
was really fun to watch, maybe give it a 2nd go!
Does the game have one way roads?
There's no congestion in this game
*This would make a really good Livestream* please mark this on youre MATN Bingo Card
"So I guess everyone is walking around naked and hungry." Jon, is this what Loughborough is like?
24:38 - "No! No! Stop wearing clothes you stupid bastards!" -Jon, 2019
You should give Anno 1404 a try! Or even the original Anno 1602. Those where great games! :D
Please do a live stream. And also u need ta spread out everything, create districts for living and working. X
"I do have a decent amount of wood." - Jon, 2019
That went well.
So I had to pause and laugh.
Jon thought that a Buffalo was harmless and you could just eat them but a bear was the most dangerous thing.
Is this a reupload? I'm pretty sure I've watched Jon's vid on Anno
Excellent thank you
That is a very pretty looking game.
I lost it at the Theresa May joke 😂😂
Such a beautiful game...what a shame it is only available on Epic Store :(
It should also be available in the Ubisoft store. As it is a ubisoft game.
Not true, you can also buy it on uplay and seeing that you'll need to run it to start the game (even when the game is preorderd on steam) it doesn't really feel limiting to me. I'd prefer to not need any launcher but that's another discussion entirely
It's not. You can get it on Uplay as well.
Thanks for the info, guys, but I was rather thinking about buying it on Steam :) I am not very keen on other launchers :)
@@polishenglish8356 that might be a problem as they are no longer selling the game on steam and im not sure if "old" keys still work. But as Tief Op already said you'd have to use Uplay anyways even with the steam version so you might as well just go ahead and grab a Uplay key directly. The game is definitely worth getting.
Jon: we seem to have lots of oil
America would like to know your location
We will come and "introduce" Democracy and help ourselves to your natural resources!
So basically, Jon created the French people!
24:39 “no! no! stop wearing cloths you stupid bastards”
Bollox to live streaming. Make a series!
Hear hear
Jon, separate industry and habitats since pollution is a factor. Check sphere of influence of buildings and build accordingly to maximize the effect. You are going to be spending a lot of money moving things very soon.
Let me just plop everything Willy nilly and ope there's a fire at the pig farm... Bacon?
Docks at a completely built port. Says "We seem to be the first people here."
When the riots start royalty get in their choppers lmao
S for STREET
After school they can go have a drink-matn 2019
So, still no Knossos part 3?
I played the beta, it was amazing, can't wait until payday :)
Meanwhile, a ragged band of outlaws moves further into the wilderness as the scourge of Civilization creeps ever closer onto their natural borders.
I love city builders and love Jons videos, but I am sure he's trying to hurt us with his road placement
Needs more one way roads and curves or else it's not Jon enough.
More please
I know there are countless city builders, but this seems very tropico...
Teresa May would love this game.. Lmao
Yeah, no need to pave road when the bottleneck is the production itself and not the transportation. Moreover, you need those bricks for buildings.
Livestream!!! please. It's not worth the happiness penalty to bump up production, you forgot to turn it back down.
Livestream!!! please. It's not worth the happiness penalty to bump up production unless emergency. You forgot to turn it back down.
As Russian Sean Connery once said, "A little revolution, now and then, can be a good thing. Don't you think?"
series!!
Theresa May would love this. Review of the year!
Decentralize your agriculture, residential, and industry. The more separated, the less that protests can do.
No Jons! No Masters!
That awkward moment when you realize you've actually been the evil twin sister this whole time...
Yeah, I can tell Jon has never played an Anno game before XD
Next time hire general Penultimo to advise you.
It was all because he put that +25% to his brick industry lol. That and his really poor marketplace placement. Other than that, good first go of it! Always fun.
That was fucking hilarious, sub +1
When he builds the grainfarm, what is the theresa may joke about? :o
Theresa May was asked about the worst/most illegal thing she did as a child and said running through grain fields.
@@jackdudley3755 Oh I see, thanks :)
@@Xobralvl70 No worries
the video worked for me
Moar!
“Everybody loves fancy people in hats” - the central misconception behind centuries of British colonialism
Banished, please. 🙏
I can’t find on steam. Anyone else?
On Steam it could only be pre-purchased until launch day - now it's an Epic Games Store exclusive.
Yayyyyyy